lmeo

you mean farted ((yes its a monty python joke we are all twelve year olds at heart here)

@@The-Anomalous He Farded 💀

My brother died at Hoover Dam! And so are you….

🤣

He didn't though, if he did, Private Kowalski would immediately acquire psychic tracking of Benny and run straight in the direction he was in to confront him instead of having to go around looking for clues of where he went.

My brother died at the battle of hoover dam!!!

@@manologamerss5801 that’s why if I were to do this, I’d run straight to where he is. Sure, I might die, but at least it’s accurate.

Correction: Benny shot the memorial, then cheated the chase by "killing" Kowalski. Benny: What in the god da-- Kowalski: (t-posing; looping bass-boosted audio of "MY BROTHER DIED AT THE BATTLE OF HOOVER DAM! YOU'RE DESECRATING A WAR MEMORIAL!"

@@bababooey5402 Good Lord. That sounds like a terrifying mod.

It’s like that one spider man meme where they’re pointing at each other

While giving an analysis as Kowalski.

The true end all be all

Kowalskception

Can you beat FNV as a War Memorial with Private Kowalski as a companion?

that is an exact copy of himself

Moore, Hsu, and Hanlon applauded his triumphant return. Men cheered, women swooned, children look in awe at the sight of the Mojave Messiah. Oliver and Kimball got on their knees and wept profusely, as if God himself was there to cast judgement. And through it all, he had only one thing to say: _"Can I go back to the memorial now, please?"_

@@wojak-sensei6424 NO YOU ARE NOW GOVERNOR

@@Voltboy1449 they move a now improved memorial replica to his office XD

@@APersonOnKZfaqX memorial 2 electric boogaloo

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! YESSS!!!!

AND STOP FUCKIN KOWALSKI THE FUCK THAT IS WEIRD LIKE DA FUCK

Sorry arizona ranger, but kowalski can track you to the edge of your life and started a dialogue :(((

Its over kowalski! I have the platinum chip!

​​@@niklassororitas you understimate the powers of a war memorial!

This is the greatest KZfaq comment I've ever read.

@@brandonmow7689 fax

The true power of the main character is just the power to quicksave

Wow

He could have been the best courier in existence with his superhuman stamina

In the end I was just running away from myself

YOU HEARD ABOUT THE FARGOTH CYCLE; NOW GET READY FOR THE KOWALSKI CYCLE

@@PelinalWhitestrake36 the kowalski cycle

Some real Nietzsche stuff. To overcome that which your fear most, you must become that which you fear most.

@@Werewolf_Korra So, Batman?

Yes, good

This needs more likes

Yes, just yes

So I presume that also means the White Gloves would get a quick stomping for a suit? After all, I'm pretty sure there's no armor that's just pants.

Good work my son, working together we can surely cause this great boon to happen.

I was thinking it was Benny who opened that door. And his Kowalski senses were just tingling 🙃

That's Broc Flower Cave - I get that glitch at least once per run when I'm nearby, it's a prospector exiting/leaving the cave ;)

@@doubledouble4g379 loud ass cave

​@@xaneization Minecraft cave sounds be like:

You could get Kowalski to chase you without ACTUALLY desecrating the war memorial by offering to help Michael Angelo and taking a picture of the memorial.

So courier 6 comes to the mojave?

Nice! A fetch quest playthrough!

@@lonkzelda7871 Courier 6… was already in the Mojave.

@@orangeismyfavoritecoloryeah I know, but my ape brain couldn't comprehend that and thought it was in the Mojave lol

@@hunterfogleman7443 the base gameplay of fallout 4 be like

Bethesda coding is magical, not even kidding

@@nwahnerevar9398 Bethesda didn't make new vegas

@@The_Archer-he2ft no but the game itself is basically just a game sized standalone expansion/mod for Fallout 3, so when it comes to what's under the bonnet of the game so to speak was.

It wasn’t the free side door noise it’s way louder

Actually, it isn't a random door sound. Sometimes a prospector uses the entrance to broc flower cave and by doing so triggers this sound effect. Happened to me in several playthroughs already.

that's a pretty good idea

That's actually pretty creative

Maybe there’s a connection between Henry using food from the survival skill and that leg crippling. Something about load-bearing.

i feel like it would work better in fallout 4 maybe? as theres certainly some more religious people over all you can come across not to mention the sons of atom

Pretty bad

doesnt really hold up, that logic would also mean he could use *any* gun or melee weapon too, kinda negating what makes this run

@@1sonictheghog Soldiers are trained to use rifles and grenades. Not many soldiers are trained to us golf clubs.

@@Serahpin I was a soldier in the Golf War and I can confirm this.

@@TheScienceguy77 You must have been an officer, sir.

Only the red glare

Yeah, he's a true NCR patriot, I can't blame him when some weirdo shoots at the memorial and he gets mad

@@JackClockerinos and also the 2 Options Are "Sorry i shot the Memorial" or "Go fuck yourself you're a Bitch just like your Brother!"

@@JackClockerinos me neither

If it’s not 100% it’s 50%

@@Skullhawk13 unless when the enemy has 100% then fudge you, you're dead

That's XCOM baby!

Probably, he is "the negotiator"

@@johnburrill2625 Jedi call them "consulars."

It's over legion I have the high ground

@@dragonboss8168 “It’s over Caesar I have the high ground!”

You can only attack from the high ground and can't get involved in politics as Obi-wan isn't brave enough for politics

Or non bark noonon or fantastic? haha

Imagine a Benny run like that, but as an April Fools gag: If you're playing as Benny, BUT Benny's supposed to shoot you at the start, and the game cannot properly start without you dying, Nerbit would only need to kill Benny AND THEN HIMSELF to end the run. No Hoover Dam. No platinum chip. I bet he'll even fucking speedrun it.

hold on you predicted 2/3

i'll fucken do it again

@@bababooey5402 the demons told me to do it

Lolno *Shoots memorial*

no

The War Memorial got shot one too many times by trolling Couriers, so Pvt Kowalski said "F it, I'm ending the war myself. For my Brother who died at the Battle of Hoover Dam." Then he proceeded to slaughter his way across the Mojave and New Vegas in the names of the NCR and his Brother. Left a trail of bodies a mile wide and filled an entire lake with the blood of Legionnaires, Lanius and Caesar. Wow, I was going to end it on a comedic note, but that took a more serious turn than I wanted...

simp

No that would be the omertàs there are what he hates

No problem

@@Nerbit13098 Hope you are having a good week!

That could be interesting, I'll put it on The list :)

​@@Nerbit13098 I weirdly want to see the list and just how long it has gotten 😂

I actually recorded a wooden sword run over a year ago, sadly a majority of the footage got corrupted

@@Nerbit13098 well it's skyrim and weird weapon runs are hilarious anyway.

Every Friday :)

The only thing that would have made it more accurate is if the enemies then all landed crits

I think MittenSquad tried that in New Vegas :)

@@Nerbit13098 surprised he could do anything with his eyes being different area codes

Legion only chases you until you get close to NCR, like McCarran for example.

You can actually abuse the ncr radio by getting a ranger, and reverse pickpocketing a high end weapon with an ammo type that is not marked as npcs consuming it. Basically afaik, mini nukes and missiles excluded, but everything else could work. It’s because the ranger backup is marked as a non companion npc. So you could give them a Gatling laser and remnants power armor, presumably, and cast enemies in a hailstorm of laser fire. I haven’t tried it, but it should work. There’s also the incredibly powerful glitch with Veronica Santangelo to recruit all the companions. In classic fallout this was a feature not an exploit, but it’s broken because it makes it easy to have an army of 6 power armor people Zerg rush quarry junction and simply go unconscious. You have given me an interesting idea to take the travel light perk, perhaps implant grx, anything to improve movement speed. Then wake up everyone in Nellie airbase or hidden valley and use them as a de facto army. For better or worse though nv is pretty empty of enemies in most places.

redemption

So do shotguns 12 mm smgs and suits not bad playthrough

I think he has one in the pipeline, thankfully!

POGGERS

Early Gang