Imagine Lonesome Road, you encounter Ulysses and are about to have the most climactic showdown then he just kicks down the door, exclaiming how his brother past away at Hoover Dam

@@Nerbit13098 I’m dying imagining that 😂

@@Nerbit13098 this is the most beautiful thing ever thank you Nerbit and thank you Ratio Tile

@@Nerbit13098 I wonder if a mod that allows followers in to the DLC (if one exists) would allow for that. Might mean the entrances are modded to act like doors though

@@Nerbit13098 Opening the vault to Sierra madre. Finally after all these years the Elijah will finally have his Prized possession and in the climatic talk were he comes down with a laser rifle and battles with you. KOWALSKI IN ALL HIS MAGNIFICENCE AND GLORY shoots at all the turrets, ends the Elijah and when that’s all said and done he comes to your face and says: My brother died in Hoover damn.

Kowalski: I have a particular set of skills...

😂😂

Don’t fall asleep

HAHAHAHAHA fuckkkk

Kowalski says: "Every time you stand still i'm just getting closer"

@Old Acc Four, I think The first battle and F3 took place in 2277.

@Old Acc he means the second battle at the end of the game

@Old Acc He means that’s how it’s been since he shot the memorial

@@gmarlon61 it actually is this, not what i said, so sorry for that everyone

Haha! good one

And that's why the paranoia set in lol

Kowalski is 100 meters from your location and rapidly approaching. RUN

@@somethingguy912 Kowalski facts: *I am 1 mile from your location and rapidly approaching.* _Run while you still can._

Spit out my drink lol

Cool Kowalski facts: One day you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful

He just did lmao

We can run from you

@I killed 1000 kids and don’t regret it a war memorial was desecrated

You’re a little bitch and your brother was too.

Hahahaha you’re a fucking legend

NCR Penguins of Madagascar

@@walrusgiraffe3440 More like Penguins of NCR

@@GrandTemplarVigilant nah nah nah Ncr penguins of the Mojave

Kowalski is still in hot pursuit to this day.

New Penguin Republic

That's actually hilarious, if someone mods that in they absolutely need to make that a fast travel disabled message.

"You cannot fast travel while kowalski is hunting you" sounds EXTREMELY threatening.

The Legion has the Legate, the NCR has private Kowalski.

Oh my god, my sides. That's gold.

@@NA-AN, yeah. It's actually reminded phrase "Run! He is right behind you", from old game named 3D Monster Maze. It's really unsettling.

dont patronize me

@@TheRightManInTheWrongPlace ok you legit made me laugh after reading that

Now we dont know what he did off screen to he fair

@Fordo_77 unlike the 🐧 Private Kowalzki

Primeape’s Pokédex entry says if you piss it off, it will hunt you down for the rest of its life

No one can catch sonic fastmen

I roam the comment sections now

​@@TheRightManInTheWrongPlace Gorbom fredman

That would have been perfect, that said I think the game crashing right at the very end is also pretty fitting for Fallout lol

Kills lanius, sending the legion into despair "What are you doing!?"

I can see it now, the legate defeated, returning back to the entrance of the legates camp, the door blows down, the 4 rangers enter, then in the dust cloud, a shadow emerges, all as usual, then as the dust settles the sudden realisation its not Lee Oliver but Private Kowalski briskly running headlong to the player, service rifle in hand: "MY BROTHER DIED AT THE BATTLE OF HOOVER DAM! YOUR DESECRATING A WAR MEMORIAL!"

"Buenos Dias Fuck Boy"

“DID YOU FORGET ABOUT MEEEE?”

Good thing you said "literally". I 'd hate for anyone to think you were speaking rhetorically. Or hyperbolically. Or ironically. Seriously, thank you for making that distinction.

@@bonusflaps1749 sarcasm is fun

@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 And in this case cathartic.

​@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 You know who else is fun?

Postmodern thinkers: “what the fuck are you doing? My brother died at the battle of Hoover dam. You’re desecrating a war memorial.”

*Insert black spiderman screaming I'll follow you to the ends of the eArrRrtHH*

@@maltheri9833 DAMMIT you beat me to commenting that!!!! 😂😂

@@ge5744 penis

@@thesundayshow1310 Damn. Now you beat me to it. 😅

His brother died at Hoover dam you desecrated a war memorial

kowalski may have the greatest stamina of any NCR soldier who has ever lived

@@Nerbit13098 he is fueled by pure anger

@@Nerbit13098 he is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

@@iamme8359 he's the NCR's Joshua Graham

Person: “why do women love guys who treat them like shit?” Person 2: “why do guys love bitchy bimbos who walk all over them?” Kowalski: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’R-

Spider man reference

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! YOU DESECRATED A WAR MEMORIAAAAAL!

Don't fear the man who knows how to use a shotgun, Fear the man who mastered the art of whacking shit with a walking stick.

What a fine gentleman

I pretended to be a magician, using a Walking Stick and Blitz as well as all the grenades as my 'Magic Spells' Pickpocket too so you can watch as I make your Weapons and Clothing Disappear.

I would have said it follows but that one works too :)

@@Nerbit13098 lol it really does remind me of the It Follows monster

that was a good read

Mittensquad?

DECOY SNAIL

I was looking through the comments for this lmao I hope Paul sees this video

Someone tweet him about this

Funny thing is that I watched the video that he mentioned this in it, yesterday...

I just saw this video, first to pop in my mind was, mitten squad?

Greetings, fellow Mitten Squad fans!

I had some random juvenile gecko lure off 2 yao-guai. I love that little lizard.

Dis is da wae, brodda.

I know, I got incredibly lucky, I had another playthrough in the past where he popped up inside a building before and it scared the crap out of me lol

Furry you

@@sjwalita2600 Yes

@@fox-milessavioroffoxes3782 owo

@@sjwalita2600 u what.

What a twist!

Everywhere he visits that the player had been to, he fixes any problems the player created. Hence why he was not seen for a majority of his pursuit

No one asked, but I'm the 1,000th like

@@Nerbit13098 plot twist he is actually Berny and the NCR guy is the player

@@Nerbit13098 69 likes noice

Nah just broken leg animation he's fine

“And so the Courier who cheated death in Good Springs cheated death once again and the Mojave was-“ *record scratch* “What do you think you’re doing?! My brother died at the Battle of Hoover damn. You’re desecrating a war memorial!”

Where did you see this?

@@ShaqNasty557 I think they were just making a joke by pretending the game crashed cause Kowalski reached them.

@@sanlorenzo7896 and then he kills you and controls the Mojave with yes man

@@M4x.1520 spy

'It Follows' Introvert Edition.

@@secretbaguette im sorry, im sorry, but thats just golden, now i kinda wanna see a horror mod based on that

The chocolate guy from spongebob

Mods, ban Private Kowalski. He's been sneak dissing this whole time, ril tok.

​@@mattnicholsonI can't do it, I can't TAKE this shit no more, man!

PT. Kowalsky diary: Day 8: This guy won't stop moving I saw him fight with my group, but still I need answers

@@keller-pe8rd Day 937: ITS BEEN THREE YEARS BUT I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP NOW, I CAN SMELL HIM, I KNOW HE'S CLOSE

PT. Kowalski's diary: Day 938: fuck

o7

@@Nerbit13098 🎺🎺🎺

And a god damned crybaby

Based

Funfact Kowalski is from Poland

Now if only a mod exists that turns Kowalski into Mr.X

"K GON GIVE IT TO YA"

@@EDU4RD0ofc HE GON' GIVE IT TO YA

Or a new version of the Green Demon challenge from Mario 64

@@Nerbit13098 Titans of the new west, put power armor on him beforehand if possible :)

ALMOST TOOK YOU FOR A RAIDER, I DID

I was once waiting and he interrupted me just to talk to me about the star caps

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new challenge

@Me has he ever taken a gun from a dead enemy and helped you kill the remaining ones?

That line wasn't even in my script I just improvised it during the recording and it seems to have gone down well with a lot of people :)

Was actually originally going to title the video something along the lines of Fallout New Vegas if it was it follows but was worried not everyone would get the title

@@Nerbit13098 Private Kowalski Follows

The sexually-transmitted demon and Private Kowalski have something in common. They follow.

@@Nerbit13098 This title is good becouse I was laughing for solid minute after reading it lmao

Yeah haha

Its easy mode for me

SMELL THAT AIR

COULDNT YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE

So just follow him around nd see how long I can keep him alive for , that could be very interesting

@@Nerbit13098 how about a doing a run where the only weapon you can use is esther with the mini nuke shotgun style ammo

@@Nerbit13098 In my experience all he ever seems to do is run off into a nest of radscorpions. If you're able to keep him alive and kill the scorpions he just stands there in place forever until the scorpions respawn and kill him!

that's right. Ave, true to Caesar

Money before pleasure as me legionnaire mum used to say.

In true Walter white fashion

That's right. Drugs are bad. Don't go to the Gommorah to buy them at proper price. Never get high to clear high level dungeons you are not supposed to be in. Never abuse turbo to mop the floor with deathclaws, getting that first knockdown needed to never let them get up again. Never use psycho with JHP bullets to obliterate everything with machine guns. Never consider steady to ignore lack of skills to use .50cal AMR. Med-x leaves too big of a hole to compensate for reduction of financial hole it provides in armor repair bill. Rebound is pointless, just wait more time in the heat of combat. Reaper/chainsaw combined with weapon binding ritual is too ooga-booga, just use a gun. Buffout/Sierra Martini burst "healing" in no way can help your survival. Hydra won't help you with running on broken legs, just sleep it all off!

@@burningsinner1132 I always wondered how psycho makes guns do more damage.

I was actually thinking that a playthrough with rusty weapons in Oblivion would be pretty interesting, I do feel like making more Elder Scrolls challenges again they were a lot of fun :)

Trying to get his way through the rubble at Hoover Dam to reach me

Dogmeat is a veteran I'm carrying on his legacy

Pvt Kowalski is literally too angry to die.

I mean, that also applies to the courier

Well his brother died at the battle of Hover Damn he desicrated a war memorial.....

Not even the Deathclaws and Cazadores can stop him…

Kowalski is a man of principle and sheer will, he is to be respected by all

@@carpetbeetle8349 thats a lie, test it yourself

@@ravekid5282 he's agreeing with you

@@carpetbeetle8349 Yeah but the official guide was made prior release I think, you can find lots of cut content in this guide either way

Yeah, in the same way perception doesn't actually affect VATS accuracy... even though it really feels like should.

However it does let you get the perk that increases your movement speed by 10% when wearing light armor. Edit my phone autocorrected perk to park.

I have gotten so many comments of people saying it looks like Snoopy I some shape or form lol

Need some strat to win against Kowalski

Yes

Vulpes follows you after he sees you at Nipton?

That would be terrifying that man is shockingly quick

@@Nerbit13098 That's what would make it a huge challenge as that man can pop up anywhere at any time He would be relentless in his job to get you that mail and unlike Kowalski he can't be killed so the chance of a random enemy killing him can't ruin the run

@@IceAssassin25 That is true, I guess if he can't die then there is nothing against me slowing him down with a few well placed arrows then? lol

@@Nerbit13098 Yeah you could pretty much slow him down if needed since he can't die but that might make it easy since a single shot would probably make him flee

That man like camps outside buildings waiting for you.

Thanks for the sub man, and more than likely with the recommendations, MittenSquad is Such a great guy and his inspired so many people to try similar video ideas, I just hope he is doing well with everything at the moment and that he is able to come back soon :)

@@Nerbit13098 You're welcome, and I'm sure Paul is gonna pull through, I'll be looking forward to your next videos.

I didn't either initially, I saw MittenSquad do it in a video and was like, "Oh so I don't have to wait, that's neat."

S tier comment

Last time I was this early, Many a True Nerd did a kill everything run of this game

This is the only mention of Van Buren I have seen in years!

Fallout: Revelation Blue is Van Buren in New Vegas

Van Buren? I'm unfamiliar, what is that?

@@hideri6779Cancelled Fallout 3

He'll never stop...Never

That’s Rico

​@Darkness of Redbone but the thought of that even if the name is wrong still makes me laugh

Well, your post are New Vegas videos, so of course I'll watch. Good content, mate. Keep it up

You're doing great 👏👏👏

Im new to new vegas and I really like these videos

So I thought you meant Kowalski from penguins of Madagascar and I was very confused

I aim to please my friend :)

@@Nerbit13098 rest assured, it’s not going unnoticed (or unappreciated) :)

I know exactly what you meaaaan?

Yeesss

I can confirm that you are accurate, I am Northern Irish myself and I even have to ask if it was a question or not

and the classic 1:45 "I turned around and NOIGH the challenge can truly begin"

Yeeeess?

I swear I need a fucking mod "NPC coming at you to initiate, here's how far away he is" I can't play these damn games too scary.

It was the worst in Oblivion. That abrupt camera zoom in

He caught me once inside hoover dam once so I know he can open some doors at least but you are probably right in that he can't get everywhere like I doubt he can get inside the Lucky 38 for instance, also if I was to do the Glove challenge would I have to beat all of Old world Blues first or can I just get it and leave?

@@Nerbit13098 you pretty much have to beat the dlc first but it’s not that bad if u just run through. You could also just get it with console commands.

@@Nerbit13098 He actually got me inside the presidental suite after sleeping inside to recover health. So can go inside the Lucky 38.

Because KZfaq is more rigged than a casino at a carnival.

I believe we will get there one day but for now I am honestly super happy with all 3000+ of you, that is literally more people than in the village I grew up in which is crazy to me :)

Just gotta grind till i get that Luck stat up to 10

@@Nerbit13098 yessir keep going

Ikr

*This channel is top tier..!*

That actually means so much to me that people love the videos that much they have notifications on, Thank you so much! :)

I've seen a few people say that he mentioned the idea, wish I knew which video it was

@@Nerbit13098 found it! It's "Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas With Only Miss Fortune's Bad Luck Bringer", about seven minutes in.

Very terrifying, every single cactus looks like Kowalski to me for some reason

Don't even think I would be able to leave Doc Mitchel's house lol

@@Nerbit13098 maby with load clipping lol

@@Nerbit13098 not even if doc Mitchell himself is a deathclaw?

A deathclaw stole the Platinum Chip :3

That man is the GOAT without him I doubt this trend would ever have gotten as big as it has, he has done for challenge runs what people like Markiplier or TheRadBrad did for Let's Plays :)

Lmao that pfp

@@Nerbit13098 I think KZfaq knows Mitten Squad inspired this particular challenge: I just watched the video where he mentions it recently, and the algorithms sent me to you and this video. Consider me subscribed!

I know if I hadn't been on a hiatus I like to think I would've had an April fools video

Thanks for the support man, and I will try to have a new one up every Friday at 5PM BST, just to have some consistency:)