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Жыл бұрын

aka how many wuntch insults can we fit into one compilation
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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@ComedyBites
@ComedyBites Жыл бұрын
who's the best brooklyn 99 villain: actual murderer jimmy figgis or... wuntch?
@mskittybbi
@mskittybbi Жыл бұрын
wuntch- hands down no question
@traviscook5768
@traviscook5768 Жыл бұрын
It’s obviously “Wuntch meat”
@eimanb3887
@eimanb3887 Жыл бұрын
Obviously Wuntch, the coffin craved mole beetle.
@batuhansahin6757
@batuhansahin6757 Жыл бұрын
Wuntch has her moments but I really dislike Figgis
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Жыл бұрын
The Disco Strangler
@ryanclark7962
@ryanclark7962 Жыл бұрын
Casting Andre Braugher was genius. He portrays sass, sarcasm, savagenous and being robotic all at once like a legend. Holt is definitely one of the best characters out of any show.
@lattepus7888
@lattepus7888 Жыл бұрын
'one of the best' because everyone in 99 is the bessssttttt!!!!!! nine nine!!
@JLWorkshops
@JLWorkshops Жыл бұрын
As far as I’m aware, Andre hasn’t received any Awards for playing Holt, which in my book is seriously Criminal! Did I, did I just make a bad cop show pun…? I’ll see myself out…
@jameskennedy8329
@jameskennedy8329 Жыл бұрын
He's so good it's hard to decide whether to start watching the show again or just watch Holt compilations on repeat 😅
@sandervandijk2833
@sandervandijk2833 10 ай бұрын
​@@jameskennedy8329Just watch is
@marcmanning4500
@marcmanning4500 9 ай бұрын
When he’s popping the balloons in the ballon arch. His face. Oh god. The sass. I kills me. He’s amazing.
@stevengrewal9656
@stevengrewal9656 Жыл бұрын
''...and yet crime has continued.'' Pure gold!
@johndaily263
@johndaily263 Жыл бұрын
I will never, ever, ever tire of “Yassss queen”, and the snap is a perfect exclamation point.
@chrisjackson1889
@chrisjackson1889 10 ай бұрын
“ARE YOU REALLY PLAYING THE GAY CARD RIGHT NOW!?”
@Erwooten23
@Erwooten23 9 ай бұрын
I laughed out loud when I heard that 🤣
@RobOlivierbjr64
@RobOlivierbjr64 7 ай бұрын
💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😎😂
@MyTime1863
@MyTime1863 Жыл бұрын
Holt deleting those hula hooping pictures will always be Holt's cruelest and most savage moment.
@johndaily263
@johndaily263 Жыл бұрын
The look in his eyes as he stared Jake down in that moment was epic.
@NotQuiteEpic
@NotQuiteEpic Жыл бұрын
@@johndaily263 The lean back...
@aliceeve6421
@aliceeve6421 Жыл бұрын
I think the most cruelest is the personal handshake he gave to everyone EXCEPT Jake 😂
@Markthewolf23
@Markthewolf23 10 ай бұрын
That lives in my mind rent free
@SallyBMcgill
@SallyBMcgill 3 ай бұрын
Well, that was a punishment Jake kinda earned. The hua hoop thing was just pure spite and cruelty ​@@aliceeve6421
@daveclark6324
@daveclark6324 Жыл бұрын
"In my belly." Holt being in Jake and Amy's bedroom for heist day is just hilarious! 🤣
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 Жыл бұрын
I will always love that insult directed at the Cheddar imposter.😂😂😂
@unknownname3487
@unknownname3487 Жыл бұрын
Don’t get how it’s savage
@calebsoria1777
@calebsoria1777 Жыл бұрын
He can tell the difference between his doggie and a dumb commoner
@unknownname3487
@unknownname3487 Жыл бұрын
@@calebsoria1777 ah yes it is very savage to see if a dog isn’t yours
@calebsoria1777
@calebsoria1777 Жыл бұрын
@@unknownname3487 it’s all in the shake
@Timlee137
@Timlee137 11 ай бұрын
​@@unknownname3487 he's insulting the other dog by saying it's basic, i.e. not special like a Cheddar
@bangtanmoosahu
@bangtanmoosahu Жыл бұрын
The “yassss queen” and “YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOI!!!!!” Is my all time favorite 😂
@AldrickExGladius
@AldrickExGladius Жыл бұрын
Holt is most savage toward Wunch after her death. And Rosa gets in on it, it's awesome anytime those two pair up on anything!
@simdude1990
@simdude1990 Жыл бұрын
I want a bagel now
@raelorns4949
@raelorns4949 7 ай бұрын
Watching this when he passed really hits hard 😢. RIP Andre. You brought life and laughter to our screens 🕊️
@Bigdog5400
@Bigdog5400 Жыл бұрын
“The only way I’m going to die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers, and drag me across The River Styx, you Reaper.” Ice. Cold
@Mary-uq4ww
@Mary-uq4ww Жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite Holt line 😂
@mandeanraje2300
@mandeanraje2300 Жыл бұрын
Hands down favorite insult of all time.
@cosmicstargazer10
@cosmicstargazer10 7 ай бұрын
I just can't, even...I bloody loved Andre Braugher. NOBODY else could have played Holt. Impeccable craft from an impeccable human being, he was SO loved & will be always. RIP Andre Braugher, gone too soon, WAY too soon, but not & NEVER forgotten. One:LOVE.
@houstonhall1851
@houstonhall1851 Жыл бұрын
Holt immediately after being told wunch is dead is the best. BAGEL. BAGEL... BAGEL
@jacobmrley
@jacobmrley 10 ай бұрын
Say what now?
@shrimpgabe3812
@shrimpgabe3812 3 ай бұрын
“DING DONG THE WUNCH IS DEAD! BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL!” “You don’t cry when the monster dies in a monster movie”
@houstonhall1851
@houstonhall1851 3 ай бұрын
In E.T, do you cry when E.T dies?
@shrimpgabe3812
@shrimpgabe3812 3 ай бұрын
@@houstonhall1851 E.T wasn’t a monster
@houstonhall1851
@houstonhall1851 3 ай бұрын
He caused quite the commotion
@TheMarionick
@TheMarionick 9 ай бұрын
It’s downright hilarious that his scariest moment has him saying “fluffy boy”.
@diamondifm
@diamondifm Жыл бұрын
"No, I'm calling you a goat. You goat."
@TotoDG
@TotoDG Жыл бұрын
Being an absolute savage is the only thing Holt can do straight.
@Olivia3641
@Olivia3641 9 ай бұрын
Underrated comment! Lmao! 🤣🤣🤣☠️
@iannjuguna1131
@iannjuguna1131 Жыл бұрын
Jake: Why are you telling me this" Holt:" Because noone.............will ever believe you😏😏"
@allif445
@allif445 Жыл бұрын
His dead ban delivery of yaaas queen! It had to of had every person recording dying oj that first take! Bahahaha
@xXxlLEGENDZlxXx
@xXxlLEGENDZlxXx Жыл бұрын
Deadpan* sorry 😬
@allif445
@allif445 Жыл бұрын
@lmeadows896 you're correct and I did type it that way. Didn't realize autocorrect had "fixed" the way I typed it until ur comment hahahaah
@henrypeters5291
@henrypeters5291 Жыл бұрын
I hope to one day be able to use that "describing your breakfast" comeback.
@christianebusani
@christianebusani 7 ай бұрын
I can’t believe the news I’m hearing this morning, rest in peace Andre Braugher Thank you for bringing Holt to our screens
@cosmicstargazer10
@cosmicstargazer10 7 ай бұрын
NOBODY else could have played Holt. God, how I loved, will ALWAYS love, Andre Braugher.
@josemaria8177
@josemaria8177 Жыл бұрын
I pity the fool who ever uses the word "bone" in front of Holt
@simdude1990
@simdude1990 Жыл бұрын
BONE!?!
@DonDraper8288
@DonDraper8288 9 ай бұрын
Holt is my favourite comedic character in anything, ever. Played to absolute deadpan perfection.
@TheGamingChief1604
@TheGamingChief1604 7 ай бұрын
RIP to this legend. Simply one of the best characters on TV. We're gonna miss you, Andre
@snorlaxmunch8675
@snorlaxmunch8675 Жыл бұрын
Love the eloquent insults used in the Holt vs Wuntch scenes
@NickHoad
@NickHoad Жыл бұрын
And yet the best one is the raw simplicity of “you’ve aged”
@snorlaxmunch8675
@snorlaxmunch8675 Жыл бұрын
@@NickHoad Holt sasses in simplicity
@cathnz9726
@cathnz9726 5 ай бұрын
I've never noticed the "is that a talking raisin?" 😊before 😂😂
@DokkaChapman
@DokkaChapman Жыл бұрын
I love how the stuff with Wunch is basically sexual frustration from him coming out.
@nghakabeita3198
@nghakabeita3198 11 ай бұрын
Most of the time, I watch this series purely for Wunch and Raymond's insults
@viscera8442
@viscera8442 Жыл бұрын
you could probably fill this video with only clips of his wunch insults and it would still be just as long if not longer lol
@madunwagbo4769
@madunwagbo4769 Жыл бұрын
The speech to Scully and Hitchcock is a masterpiece
@jaylarkin4331
@jaylarkin4331 9 ай бұрын
Fave scene of the show
@LanieDeadrock
@LanieDeadrock 7 ай бұрын
The hula-hooping one is my favourite part of the entire show.
@briza_md
@briza_md 9 ай бұрын
I always lose it on "Sticks and stones Raymond..." "Describing your breakfast?" :D
@Onirban1637
@Onirban1637 10 ай бұрын
Yaaas queen is the most savagest moment in the show. Nothing tops it.
@ODISeth
@ODISeth Жыл бұрын
“Now I know why you referred to this as a Suicide Squad Peralta ‘cause I already want to kill myself” The delivery on that line gets me every single time
@Ringsfan1
@Ringsfan1 7 ай бұрын
Why do the good die young? RIP Andre Braugher, thank you for sharing your talent with us and for always making me laugh. Andre Braugher: 7/1/1962-12/11/2023, Age 61
@Bobbymaccys
@Bobbymaccys 7 ай бұрын
“Yaass queen” *snap* lives rent free in my head 😂😂
@rejoyce318
@rejoyce318 Жыл бұрын
"You. Took. The. Wrong. Fluffy. BOI!!!!!!!!!"
@topcatthegamer9541
@topcatthegamer9541 7 ай бұрын
That "and yet crime has continued," line is just freaking GOLD.😂😂😂
@h.g347
@h.g347 10 ай бұрын
"Why are you telling me this?" "Because no one... *Death rattle heard in background* ... will ever believe you." 🥇
@lennon30790
@lennon30790 Жыл бұрын
nobody will ever say "Punk" with the same weight as holt says
@timoshi119
@timoshi119 7 ай бұрын
I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life. I've solved alot of cases for you. And yet crime Is continued RIP Andre aka captain
@lud3445
@lud3445 6 ай бұрын
RIP. Captain, may you win heists with Cheddar in heaven.
@thelonewolf7443
@thelonewolf7443 Жыл бұрын
Wunch-time is over!
@debjoy12
@debjoy12 Жыл бұрын
boom, did it!
@zouhairaammi
@zouhairaammi Жыл бұрын
​@@debjoy12 Both ways
@emmaray6215
@emmaray6215 Жыл бұрын
No regrets😏
@maxacorn
@maxacorn 7 ай бұрын
he went from being in "glory" with some of the best actors in hollywood to being in this. we love ya, andre. :D
@calebsoria1777
@calebsoria1777 Жыл бұрын
You call that 🕺 This is dancing!!!
@Tony_The_Monk
@Tony_The_Monk Жыл бұрын
Describing your breakfast will always be my favorite line 😂😂
@BenDaUnicorn
@BenDaUnicorn Жыл бұрын
5:45 this is the best line in the entire series 😂
@jayar7436
@jayar7436 6 ай бұрын
“I, for one, can’t wait to try Amy’s food. (Takes a bite, immediately spits it out.) Oh, this is revolting!”
@adrianortega3382
@adrianortega3382 8 ай бұрын
The overall best has to be terry and holt arguing over who rides Rosas bike “are you really playing the gay card right now” yas Queen
@NeddyMontz
@NeddyMontz Жыл бұрын
6:30 Captain Holt dancing
@PlyrMava.
@PlyrMava. Жыл бұрын
Yass queen and the hula hoop confession, this character makes me wanna watch the show
@laloeljoker7881
@laloeljoker7881 8 ай бұрын
Holt insulting Wunch will always be funny
@h.g347
@h.g347 10 ай бұрын
Madeleine. I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing 😂😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣 Oh man! That actual warmth in his voice wrapped in acerbic sarcasm 😆 Holt is something else
@itscrossbow7637
@itscrossbow7637 7 ай бұрын
RIP Andre Braugher aka captain holt 😢
@zouhairaammi
@zouhairaammi Жыл бұрын
Wuntch is dead! Bagel! Bagel! Bagel! 😂😂
@diamondgirl698
@diamondgirl698 4 ай бұрын
For everyone!
@Jman4real56
@Jman4real56 7 ай бұрын
That last line tho and the reaction was me couple days ago... Captain holt is dead! R.i.p
@Krissy_K888
@Krissy_K888 Жыл бұрын
Wassup means "I'm a person not worth taking to" 😅
@billyzig
@billyzig 11 ай бұрын
Never, ever mess with "Fluffy Boy"!
@M24071
@M24071 11 ай бұрын
His wuntch insults are gold
@Irfanhill
@Irfanhill 10 ай бұрын
"What children? All the children."
@antonbroby6419
@antonbroby6419 2 ай бұрын
Underrated
@natisfreezing
@natisfreezing 6 ай бұрын
Gina teached him smack talk but he was born to do it.
@michelvanderlinden8363
@michelvanderlinden8363 6 ай бұрын
"The only way I'll die is when you touch me with one of your boney fingers and drag me along the river Styx you reaper". Gods that comment just has me cackling everytime I hear it. Rest well Andre, your deadpan way of acting wasnt seen since the late great Leslie Nielsen.... thank you.
@JustinSawyer-ji5wm
@JustinSawyer-ji5wm 6 ай бұрын
The titans of dead pan.
@wahn10
@wahn10 7 ай бұрын
The highest quality deadpan in the history of television. And my favorite comedy character ever. Oh Captain, my Captain!
@briabella23
@briabella23 Жыл бұрын
The “talking raisin” got me dying 😂
@nl5828
@nl5828 7 ай бұрын
RIP 😢😢😢🫡🫡
@quezdonivey5518
@quezdonivey5518 3 ай бұрын
7:18 😂😂😂Holt stayed destroying Madeline
@Ally.Cat.252
@Ally.Cat.252 4 ай бұрын
The first one cracks me up “I’ve solved a lot of cases for you..” “and yet crime continues…”
@johndough2441
@johndough2441 Жыл бұрын
Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?.. 😆 🤣
@cascooter
@cascooter 7 ай бұрын
RIP Andre.
@nont18411
@nont18411 Жыл бұрын
2:17 I think everyone will believe him now.
@jaylene.turner6524
@jaylene.turner6524 7 ай бұрын
R.I.P. Andre Braugher.🕊️😭
@shubham3813
@shubham3813 Жыл бұрын
4:48 if tldr was a person 😂
@indianastarkjones1535
@indianastarkjones1535 9 ай бұрын
My favorite show of the 2010's
@aminah24434
@aminah24434 Ай бұрын
"because i already wna kms" alw gets me 😭
@pr0f3ta_yt
@pr0f3ta_yt 7 ай бұрын
RIP Boss 😢
@hudsonheinrich8138
@hudsonheinrich8138 7 ай бұрын
May Andre Braugher Rest in Piece!
@Kurby_
@Kurby_ Жыл бұрын
And yet crime has continued 😂😂😂😂😂
@diamondgirl698
@diamondgirl698 4 ай бұрын
3:17 legendary 💯✨ I hope to use this technique day one should the perfect situation present itself
@tatianaradojevich6529
@tatianaradojevich6529 7 ай бұрын
Holt and Wuntchs’ feud needed more screen time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also Holts love for his fluffy boy is absolutely a mood. I will fight ANYONE for my doggies!!!!!
@brianjoseph3317
@brianjoseph3317 7 ай бұрын
Rip captain holt 😢
@NotQuiteEpic
@NotQuiteEpic 10 ай бұрын
I wonder why they decided to kill off Deputy Commissioner Wunch. She was a constant source of joke content.
@KinzokuDrummer
@KinzokuDrummer 5 ай бұрын
Yeah I didn’t like that at first because they were some of the best jokes but in fairness the show didn’t go on for much longer after so I guess it doesn’t matter
@mohamedanas4069
@mohamedanas4069 7 ай бұрын
rip captain holt
@rexican26
@rexican26 7 ай бұрын
What children? all the children. Right, stupid question
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 ай бұрын
I knew this would be 50% Wuntch 😂
@charlesbarczak1934
@charlesbarczak1934 7 ай бұрын
Rest in Peace Andre. Your ability to play the straight man in comedy was genius. Ironic that you did it as a gay character. Perfection.
@cake58879
@cake58879 7 ай бұрын
RIP Andre Braugher 🕊🪦🙏
@PanzerFalcon2232
@PanzerFalcon2232 4 ай бұрын
4:21 you can actually hear him starting to break down
@sk343oman
@sk343oman Жыл бұрын
Andre made to be a captin
@parikshitagawane4224
@parikshitagawane4224 11 ай бұрын
Rest in peace cheddar
@cashordeals3672
@cashordeals3672 7 ай бұрын
Rip captain
@22gjreyes
@22gjreyes 11 ай бұрын
Fun fact. Wuntch is actually married to Kevin Bacon.
@T-RexLaFlair64
@T-RexLaFlair64 8 ай бұрын
(Laughs out) oh! I see u have a knife!
@Gunmetal_papi
@Gunmetal_papi 9 ай бұрын
"Talking raisin"
@mandolo100
@mandolo100 Жыл бұрын
BAGEL is sorely missing from this
@MuhammadHasan-wn6kw
@MuhammadHasan-wn6kw 7 ай бұрын
RIP Dad
@PlayMoreGolf-RipOff
@PlayMoreGolf-RipOff 7 ай бұрын
The hoops hoop was the best
@Andre-yi3wq
@Andre-yi3wq 9 ай бұрын
The grestest mystery if this show, is where jakes salary goes to
@bubunonya9623
@bubunonya9623 4 ай бұрын
NINE=NINE!!!!!!
@MusicAnime4Ever1
@MusicAnime4Ever1 7 ай бұрын
0:50 sooo what im hearing is Holt is fine with risking 3 black kids potentially growing up without a father
@buffaloshrimp4520
@buffaloshrimp4520 10 ай бұрын
😂
@brandonescalante6374
@brandonescalante6374 7 ай бұрын
rest in peace ❤️
@patstarfish9514
@patstarfish9514 Жыл бұрын
Yas queen 👸
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