Captain Holt's Hidden Hobbies | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Captain Holt's Hidden Hobbies | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

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Is there anything the Velvet Thunder, Raymond J. Holt CAN'T do?
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@WolframiteWraith 4 жыл бұрын

"because no one will ever believe you". That one was beautiful.

@P.J.C_7 4 жыл бұрын

The way he looks a jake a the end is awesome

@Charlie_Alpha_Lima 4 жыл бұрын

He really is a sick son of a bitch

@aizentaicho82 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite too lol

@remipit3659 4 жыл бұрын

I want to like this comment but it is at 669 likes and I don’t want to ruin it

@danieldifrancesco7987 4 жыл бұрын

It’s those weak helpless no’s from Jake while he’s deleting them that gets me every time

@tttrung184 4 жыл бұрын

Holt's favorite secret hobby is messing with Jake

@leokearney2117 4 жыл бұрын

That’s not a secret hobby.

@prajyotagrawal9737 4 жыл бұрын

I wanna like it but I won't cuz it's 420 rn.

@raihankabir4076 4 жыл бұрын

A bother figure because he's always bothering him

@bushidotestu1997 4 жыл бұрын

That is far from secret

@nataliagarrid 4 жыл бұрын

Secret??

@DTB180 4 жыл бұрын

The most unrealistic thing about these clips isn't that Holt does Hula hooping. It's that he would have over 200 unanswered Emails on his phone

@LokiSinweave 4 жыл бұрын

I believe he would be subscribed to a number of online magazines, interesting documents, and work emails, and receives thousands of emails a day, and he hadn't properly sat down yet so he could reply to every single one of them 😂

@DTB180 4 жыл бұрын

@@LokiSinweave you know what!.... I like your way of thinking 😂

@spiderclanx 4 жыл бұрын

Could be messages from his sister that morning.

@LokiSinweave 4 жыл бұрын

@@spiderclanx true.. hurricane debbie does love her drama..

@donarmando7504 4 жыл бұрын

Well, I have +500 so, is very common that

@shaefrierson4926 4 жыл бұрын

Underrated line: “My hands are covered in butter from making butter!” 😂

@plannedsarcasm6930 4 жыл бұрын

That one gets me every time I hear it

@drishtijain2161 4 жыл бұрын

All Boyle moments are underrated

@maayanetzioni1859 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite Boyle line after "yippee kayak other-buckets"

@charlesreed8420 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody like this comment, it is at 420 likes!!!

@thecampverdekid806 3 жыл бұрын

Boyle is goat

@thurantpnh6687 4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget making balloon arches #vindication!

@AreRicX 4 жыл бұрын

VINDICATIONNNNNNNNNNNN

@ManlyStump 4 жыл бұрын

Making? No, birthing!

@thurantpnh6687 4 жыл бұрын

@@ManlyStump There is no form more graceful than the arch. No object more whimsical than the balloon.

@SparkleP8nter 4 жыл бұрын

thurant pnh amazing ones!!

@georgewilber9906 4 жыл бұрын

And antique globe collecting this video is a scam

@DanteYewToob 4 жыл бұрын

"Dancing over. Situation diffused." Is an excellent example of who Holt is as a person. Very proper and professional, but he has a fun side and will do whatever it takes to avoid unnecessary conflict in a respectable way. Holt is the type of man the world needs but doesn't deserve!

@deaddad6310 4 жыл бұрын

Defused*

@shotty1251 4 жыл бұрын

Not when it comes to Wunch.

@thelittlesdumplings2915 4 жыл бұрын

Shotty But who would be friendly to the devil

@Dogmaaa 3 жыл бұрын

And the Jake just sObBinG

@Almighty_jones 3 жыл бұрын

If more cops knew how to be human in situations like these

@yiklongtay6029 4 жыл бұрын

"Don't worry about it". Holt used contractions. This is his tell for nervousness.

@Jimothyjohns 4 жыл бұрын

Yik Long Tay And lies

@AnonYmous-mc5zx 4 жыл бұрын

Well...yes...it is in fact...his tell

@SparkleP8nter 4 жыл бұрын

I love that so much

@hellothere8065 4 жыл бұрын

Isn't his tell using double contractions?

@AnonYmous-mc5zx 4 жыл бұрын

@@hellothere8065 Don't make me think about Captain Holt saying "Y'all'd've" while I'm drinking.

@manthighs69 4 жыл бұрын

“367 paintings of one rock? This guy parties!”

@SparkleP8nter 4 жыл бұрын

Cerebral Martini my kind of artist 👩‍🎤! one for every day of the year, plus 2 extra!

@dreamybombstudios724 4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite lines

@elizaelise5192 3 жыл бұрын

what episode was that from?

@KashishVenaikkashven_01x 3 жыл бұрын

And guess the coincidence? There's 367 comments in this comment section!!

@Wargablarg 3 жыл бұрын

Holt is Human Being goals. He's got it all. Fulfilling relationship with someone who's perfect for him, a job he's passionate about, plenty of time to pursue a whole selection of hobbies he's interested in, and a wide social support network that understands and cares about him.

@alyzu4755 Жыл бұрын

And a corgi!

@firiel2366 4 жыл бұрын

"Captain, do I have a tell?" "No, you don't understand the game well enough to have a tell." I felt that

@tanith117 4 жыл бұрын

American ww2 Military Doctrine If we don't know what we are doing, then the enemy cant anticipate our future actions.

@spongebobsjellyfish 4 жыл бұрын

Dammit Eugene, you sold me out!!

@sharpe227 4 жыл бұрын

@@tanith117 So its Sun Tzu Fight the enemy that doenst know you exist in a way that doenst look like war and before he knows you are at war with him.

@christinapowell8822 3 жыл бұрын

nor does it matter ,so do tell please ,

@DinsRune 3 жыл бұрын

I don't have a tell because I never fold, even if I'm going to lose. I had a poker night with my college roommates, and on some hands I didn't even look at my cards.

@laurenbastin8849 4 жыл бұрын

Something about the delivery of “Jake the overwhelming time pressure” cracks me up every time

@williamking6787 2 жыл бұрын

Also that first jump kick was pretty sweet too

@lilscigirl 4 жыл бұрын

"That's right, his nickname is longer than his actual name. Why's that Terry?" "Cause he's a dick." gets me every time 😂

@christianperez6214 4 жыл бұрын

The look on Jake's face when Capt. Holt said and I quote " You call that dancing, this is dancing".

@revolrtol 4 жыл бұрын

“Now I know how Salieri felt” lmao Holt is Mozart

@ludwigvanbeethoven5176 4 жыл бұрын

That kinda hurt me a little XD

@emmaray6215 3 жыл бұрын

Ludwig van Beethoven, were you smiling?

@OvSpP 4 жыл бұрын

And you know what hobby he likes to do the most? *Bone.*

@Mizfitforlife 4 жыл бұрын

What did you say?

@colleendianuzzo 4 жыл бұрын

Dont say it again.

@heidelward905 4 жыл бұрын

Those are our father's! HOW DARE YOU! LMAO

@banananinjavacationbanana2257 4 жыл бұрын

H O W D A R E Y O U D E T E C T I V E D I A Z

@rodzvany 4 жыл бұрын

i am yOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER

@adityatrifaley4872 4 жыл бұрын

The only question is, how do you hurt your arm smiling?

@SparkleP8nter 4 жыл бұрын

Aditya Trifaley id love to see this in play

@Surya-zz6jo 4 жыл бұрын

It's easy, you just have to expand your mouth using your arm and stay in that position for 3 hours.

@pjani14 4 жыл бұрын

You have 666 likes as I type this, so I'll say by dancing with the devil, in the pale moonlight?

@reecegraetz2557 4 жыл бұрын

7:24 “‘I am... aight.” Absolute legend

@dangerzone9122 3 жыл бұрын

the way he said it in a monotone way 😂

@Legendary_sartorian 4 жыл бұрын

its nice to see jake go from finding holt boring and annoying to be an expert at holts subtle ways and loving him like the cool daddy he is

@catialeoncini98 4 жыл бұрын

I never would have thought that the line "hand over your spatula" would make me absolutely crack up, but here we are😂😂😂 Joe is an amazing actor

@rainbowpanic5632 4 жыл бұрын

I love Joe Lo Truglio 😂 Honestly all of the actors on B99 are amazing

@harmlessnunchuck2067 3 жыл бұрын

It's just like " hand your badge and gun" 🤣🤣🤣

@namratasarma2062 4 жыл бұрын

"Captain, are you secretly coolll?? " 😂😂 Love Jake!!

@WaryJester 3 жыл бұрын

This is how all cops should act. "Or what? You'll arrest me?" " *No* ....I will *dance battle* you."

@pforgottonsoul 2 жыл бұрын

should be taught in academies from now on.

@loitlois 4 жыл бұрын

Kwazy cupcakes says hi...

@DirtCheapFU 4 жыл бұрын

"Kwazy is a difficult word to say in anger, but I think I've made my feelings clear."

@avalovesmemes731 4 жыл бұрын

Kwazy cupcakes wants to know your location

@aanya3248 3 жыл бұрын

I downloaded it, it’s on the App Store!

@eudorasmith3283 4 жыл бұрын

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Terry named his breasts

@wokeupnew 4 жыл бұрын

Brinadette Smith haven’t we all 😔

@Izanagi520 4 жыл бұрын

His heavy breasts.

@Dogmaaa 3 жыл бұрын

P e c k s

@christinapowell8822 3 жыл бұрын

@@wokeupnew not hope here

@aceanimations3214 4 жыл бұрын

8:16 I had to watch it twice to catch his tell He said " _I'm_ not going to cancel this mission" instead of "I am not going to cancel this mission"

@dracos0024 4 жыл бұрын

And " _you're_ both great at poker".

@VideoKilledTheHeros 3 жыл бұрын

I love the guy's grin when Holt says "situation diffused" so cute haha

@pabloiriqui6128 4 жыл бұрын

Hat Damn! Peralta say it, Hat Damn. "Hat Damn!" Now you say it. "Hat Damn!"

@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife 4 жыл бұрын

it's hot damn

@shame7104 4 жыл бұрын

Sonanki Ghosh the point is that it sounds like “Hawt damn!”

@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife 4 жыл бұрын

@@shame7104 yeah but hot is always pronounced like "hawt". still it's not hat.

@infinitejellyfish1591 4 жыл бұрын

Wakfu fan ^^

@shame7104 4 жыл бұрын

Sonanki Ghosh even if it’s not you still got what they were saying so just leave the poor guy alone, it’s just a typo or a misunderstood joke

@ehheeajeshika 2 жыл бұрын

"It's perfect! Now I know how Salieri felt" had me dying 😂 for context purposes Salieri was basically Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's rival. Salieri felt that Mozart had a God given talent that he did not deserve

@samurott1591 7 ай бұрын

THANK YOU, I’ve been wondering for so long

@tuuperware 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my hands are covered in BUTTER from making BUTTER.

@karannsyt 4 жыл бұрын

4:39 Omg amy is just so pretty, SO PRETTY, OH MY EYES

@stevenmcclary534 2 жыл бұрын

The dress makes her look like a mermaid.

@mannaspritzer 4 жыл бұрын

I remember when I first saw the promos for this show. I thought it was going to be bad. I have never been so glad to be so wrong.

@lokhodanii8008 4 жыл бұрын

We all know what he likes to do the most.... BONEEEE!!!!!!!!

@OvSpP 4 жыл бұрын

I bet he really is in fight club Gina

@alguienporae3870 4 жыл бұрын

Thing is...you can't talk about it

@OvSpP 4 жыл бұрын

Alguien porae First rule of fight club…

@blitva1 4 жыл бұрын

Duh in a fencing club

@nach000x 4 жыл бұрын

Gina's never wrong

@graciefletcher77 4 жыл бұрын

"Damn it Eugene!"

@adamt808 4 жыл бұрын

8:17 he’s lying to Jake “And now YOU’RE going to fold”

@edoboleyn 4 жыл бұрын

“Now I know how Salieri felt.” lmao.

@AlasdairGR 4 жыл бұрын

Mere C At least Holt is worthy to be God’s instrument 😂

@sourasundarroy6219 4 жыл бұрын

"My hands are covered in butter from making butter"

@ushriyamoodley1257 4 жыл бұрын

4:46-4:58 Jake is having the time of his life whole Amy and Holt just look at him annoyed, I LOVE IT😂👏

@ali94hn 4 жыл бұрын

Holt has such a wide stance at 4:46 it's crazy...

@chrismass9761 4 жыл бұрын

One of the funnies characters on tv today...can never get enough of this guy...

@emmamcdouall9607 4 жыл бұрын

DAMN IT EUGENE

@treehousekohtao 2 жыл бұрын

Salieri was a musical composer, and a contemporary of Mozart. In later life he went clinically insane because no matter his hard work, he could never produce such works of beauty.

@karlarao8736 Жыл бұрын

Thank you

@keithn9253 4 жыл бұрын

His main hobby is not smiling

@yanmalo28 4 жыл бұрын

Wrong! His main hobby IS smiling. You just can’t tell when he does.

@Redpillpat 4 жыл бұрын

"Because no one will ever believe you" 😀😀

@Dogmaaa 3 жыл бұрын

I love Jake’s love for capturing Holt doing anything remotely “unique” LMAO (referring to the dancing, hula hooping, etc. Really anything he wouldn’t expect from Holt)

@999firemaster 3 жыл бұрын

Jake’s face when he said “you call that dancing” is priceless

@carolea1629 4 жыл бұрын

*What about shading Wuntch???!!!* 🤣👏😂👌and *flirting with women “Wassup”* 😍

@2ez4micko 2 жыл бұрын

Those deserve their own videos

@OvSpP 4 жыл бұрын

Any thing that keeps him from gambling…

@kevinb314 4 жыл бұрын

You forgot about elaborate Halloween heists!

@DeductedSpy 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think the gambling is a “hobby” it’s more of an addiction

@devinspencer1678 4 жыл бұрын

But Holt is a gambling addict

@Rosy2468 4 жыл бұрын

MrGladBEASTftw - the whole point of the episode was that Holt was addicted to gambling

@N0B0DYC4RE 2 жыл бұрын

4:45 gets me EVERYTIME😂😂😂

@alexyadayada4487 3 жыл бұрын

If Holt ever did trip over an uneven sidewalk, he would say “oh, my”

@angusmarch1066 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks to Charles I always whisper "the hand is the middle man" while salting my scrambled eggs.

@heyamey 4 жыл бұрын

The dance at 1:50 is iconic

@DrFoggyPants Жыл бұрын

Funny that Holt definitely had the picture taken with the express intent of torturing Jake with it

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 жыл бұрын

Carl Friedrich Gauss was _undeniably_ cool.

@derekhandson351 3 жыл бұрын

Is that the rifle dude?

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 жыл бұрын

@@derekhandson351 he was a German mathematician and physicist who made huge contributions to those fields. Don't know if he did anything related to rifles.

@scottwpilgrim 3 жыл бұрын

@@derekhandson351 no, but he formulated the mathematical equations that describes the effects of magnetic acceleration, the same principles that power a coil gun.

@movecount 3 жыл бұрын

The poker episode was so good, I couldn't see through Holt's tell until Jake figured it out. Holt uses contractions in his sentences when he's lying.

@SamVPaul 4 жыл бұрын

"Who is he" Most underrated line of the show loll

@suuppeerrrbakanky 4 жыл бұрын

What about racquetball?

@bushidotestu1997 4 жыл бұрын

A man of many talents and hidden skills

@whoisdivyusha 3 жыл бұрын

'you call that dancing' Jake's reaction 💯

@msia7201 4 жыл бұрын

Pizza toss is taking the hoop from around your waist/hips, then throwing it up. The dirty pizza toss is even harder, as it begins at the floor, and you need to throw it above your head... with your feet.

@pulakitadas578 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that jake TWICE missed the chance of seeing and capturing holt dance🥲🤌

@kipklop975 3 жыл бұрын

"your dress makes you look like a mermaid" 😂💞

@demoneon9527 4 жыл бұрын

Damn Holt is a savage when it comes to poker, hot damn.

@kylemorris9070 3 жыл бұрын

Haha " why is my phone always dead, I paid 15 bucks for it"

@tedmosbt5661 4 жыл бұрын

8:00 damn it eugene you sold me out Hilarious

@octodaddy1602 4 жыл бұрын

that last line was "this guy FUCKS" in the first script and i will die on this hill

@artiecon97 3 жыл бұрын

What about Holt’s unmatched skill at building balloon arches

@adithyas.4501 3 жыл бұрын

Holt would make the bestest baddest most evilest supervillain ever

@moose2577 4 жыл бұрын

4:33 "Now I know how Salieri felt" Lol I got that reference

@liamariecastilloabreu7657 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what's better: The rainbow organized folders or the rainbow flag on his desk...

@razayousaf2796 4 жыл бұрын

Holt's tell: Contractions. e.g. You're

@dayalasingh5853 4 жыл бұрын

And also moving the bottom of his mouth.

@jacobodom8401 4 жыл бұрын

Captain Holt is essentially a Starfleet Captain

@812558 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, if it came out that Holt was on the spectrum, not only would it not be surprising in the least but I'm pretty sure it'd be one of the most realistic and positive depictions of it in all media.

@TB3Astronaut 4 жыл бұрын

3.47 one of the best scenes ever

@LockTheLastOpenDoor1 Жыл бұрын

"Arghh, My hands are covered in butter from making butter!" 😂 forever one of my fav b99 quotes

@mbaer2630 4 жыл бұрын

I just realized the pride flag on Holt's desk. How did I never see that

@lud3445 2 жыл бұрын

Oh the rock paintings. My favorite

@yassinelsenoussi2094 3 жыл бұрын

“Hes in a fight club” I love Gina

@JuanLopez-lp8ig 3 жыл бұрын

1:50 Holt dancing to Freakazoid by Midnight Star, never expected to see that

@SubinAbrahamlove2808 4 жыл бұрын

Rhonda Shwarma 🤩🤩 Jake at his best when it comes to coming up with made up names 😀😍😍

@Nusca93 2 жыл бұрын

367 paintings of one rock? This guy partiesss! hahahahaha

@saranyaa7712 4 жыл бұрын

The thumbnail 😂😂😂😂

@thedashaw5791 4 жыл бұрын

I was hoping him flirting with the receptionist was gonna be on here lol

@bossgandy 4 жыл бұрын

Holt is the best, he loves them like a father

@luanvanrijn2473 3 жыл бұрын

I just knew that this video would start with Holt's mastery over the hula hop ^-^

@milliemay5678 4 жыл бұрын

Holt is soooo underrated!!!!!!

@malcolmwilliams3209 Жыл бұрын

That walk away was cold-blooded

@Youbeentagged 3 жыл бұрын

1:15 283 unanswered texts? There is an imposter among us

@chrisellehatchell4652 4 жыл бұрын

he also enjoys fencing if i remember

@ali94hn 4 жыл бұрын

You forgot the most important hobby... BOOOOONE!

@BerishaFatian 4 жыл бұрын

1:16 that look😂😂

@creativeandfunnyname3744 2 жыл бұрын

Dude named his right peck 🤣

@salviakasana8974 4 жыл бұрын

this guy parties 😂

@mr.l8723 3 жыл бұрын

Remember, Holt is more competitive than ever

@Charlie_Alpha_Lima 4 жыл бұрын

The.... Oopsie doodle 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bernie-be 2 жыл бұрын

I want captain Hotls and Titus Andromedon and show together like yesterday

@examfight2492 4 жыл бұрын

"Hand over the spatula" - should be a Gordon Ramsey quote

@vintage1950 4 жыл бұрын

Holt and Kevin do so much as a couple. Favourite TV couple

@hermiona1147 3 жыл бұрын

Jake, the overwhelming time pressure.

@toaj868 4 жыл бұрын

Wait a second JAKE DOESN'T THINK GAUSS IS COOL?!