+SixToMidnight It's true as far as I'm concerned, I do it everyday. I tell people all of the time, If you can look at you car and it makes you smile, that's your car. Doesn't matter if it's new or old. I have 2 cars and I do this with them both. One is an 85' Trans AM, the other is a 92' 300ZX, I look back at them all of the time, you'd think I was a fighter pilot looking them over everyday.

i did this also with all my cars until one of them got stolen 😢

+ILuv4ss same here I got mine stolen an now I have to keep the car somewhere where I can see it at all times I swear it's a curse when a car guy gets his car stolen it scars him for life😭

+SixToMidnight sometimes i come back to o a doubletake lol

+SixToMidnight It's true!

Towallomee sgel until now

I asked

@@cargeekboi4442 first your mom😈

What about a sleeper prius.

Not true, I bet loads of people asked that guy who fitted a Hellcat engine in his Prius what engine he was rocking.

"tf he's doing"

I couldn't watch that bit xD

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The truck guy were probably saying how he could fit his truck in that gap. I bet.

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Haha we have witnessed a comedic genius at work right here

Ferrari engine sounds make me nut

My grandfather has a CD in his car that play F1 engine sound

Dodge Viper factual

Dodge Viper same here i Am *Fiat Abarth Punto* 😊 owner 6 years of love

outdated doge meme because he have a prius i think

he does

next thing you see a ricer prius

Truenus I've seen it in my area... southern Maryland is a weird place.

prescott231233 i say a riced out ford f-250 with a huge wing, a huge lift kit, and Lamborghini doors north Georgia is a weird place

CanadianPickle ...

CanadianPickle you mean EX friend...

idk why but that is the funniest thing in the world

I once asked a guy in my class to name a supercar he answered: I know one the *Lamborghini Veyroni* BRUH

there was this ferrari 488 driving down the road. i told my freind"look at that ferrari" while pointing. he looks around and says "where"...

stolen comment

That's what my dad told me when wiping cars

Well. It depends on how tall the paler tower is

Lol i used a sponge once. Now one of the Doors is completely scraped. But it doesnt matter because the car is 11 years old.

@@camyeoman4180 didn’t realize but ok.

He Doesnt Care He's Got a BMW E36 He's a Douchebag and an asshole

Abderrahmane Bouhjar well that’s rude..

Saying all BMW drivers are bad? I have a Mk7 GTI and I and other GTI owners can’t park either.

true.. not a good parking.. and btw that parking spot is very small. only pro can park in it without parking sensors

@@Shockload he didn't have it at the time they made this vid

same lol. #m5life

✌✌

+HarikrishNa Mohan same

Haha I do that all the time. I check every door sometimes even my trunk.

😂😂✌

+Corners Of The MindTM (Deo) hhaha no shit i would much rather hear the engine then music any day lol

I dunno over hear in Ireland we drive about town with our friends and put on like remixes of good songs.

+Daniel Gallagher With the windows fully down in our Fiat puntos and Micras.

Kidzbop

The Trip personally an alteza man myself 😂

Same

Same

Because that’s your baby 😚😚

Dude same 😂

Zyntilex ikr

Tf is wrong with priuses?!

rellix. Nothing lol

rellix. Everything lol

rellix. Priuses are boring and ugly. It's typically for boring people or it's a car that your grandmother would have.

*U AIN'T SAVIN NUFFIN M8* lol

DA freaking hell Priuses are NOT EVEN ELECTRIC THEY ARE POWERED BY PETROL AND ELECTRIC AT THE SAME TIME so yeah lol

Phantom forces Fighter exactly the only thing your saving is your virginity

The only thing he saving is his virginity lol

"No I do, I do save it" 😂

Actually it depends on the engines being turbocharged or not... a 2.5 litre turbocharged engine can outpower a 2.8l naturally aspirated engine 😉

TheSequelsSuck you sure mate

Huncho_flamez Jep. Audi RS3 2,5 litre turbocharged - 400 hp Audi A6 2,8 litre without turbo - 193 hp At least in Germany ✌🏻

@@raphaelkaufmann2078 How much hp is there in a 2,5 litre NA engine? Just curious.

Ladies ladies... Let me clear this up.. I have a 2.5i Petrol V6, you're probably thinking "hmm I bet that packs a punch", well it doesn't, it's a Ford Mondeo Zetec-S estate, which could be outmuscled by much smaller cars. So stop being a bunch of bitches 🤙

Nothing wrong with it if there's no contact and if you didn't bump the other car to get that close. A true car guy knows his car's corners and has good enough spatial awareness to park much tighter than a non car guy. This is also a city vs. non-city thing. In most major cities your choices are either park with literally a couple inches of clearance, or don't park.

Colin Rose you wouldn't park that close if you love your car, you will never know the car on your back is a retarded driver who can't drive and bang you car, you wouldn't want that to happen.

agreed. Though why the hell car owners so care about their car's BUMPers nowadays? Excepts french people, of course, they're cool.

phil.g Painted bumpers. You don't care about your paint? Do you care about scratches on other parts of your car? What on your car are you ok with me scratching the hell out of? Are there any other parts of the car you're ok with me denting besides your bumpers? At what point does a car go from new to beat to hell? I'd argue that happens at the point you stop caring about scratches and dents.

My truck would shove that car into next week . . .

+Dave Z Wow dave you're so cool. How do I become just like you. Amazing.

+revelationns I was driving through a parking lot at cruising (No gas, just rolling around) and some douchetwat had the gall to talk to me because his dumbass kids started running around in the parking lot. It's only because I'm 19 and drive a Charger lol. Guarantee if I was 37 and in a minivan he wouldn't have said anything.

+Cole Hintermeister ya they automatically judge you just because of the car you drive. trust me it happens to me all the time. i dont even drive like a nut although my car is very loud due to no cats and a X pipe. i cruise around and get mean looks all the time.

+Dave Z You must be so cool(!) woooooow

In Utah Prius drivers fucking race

@Been ooof. I took my test here in Minnesota a few days ago, didn't have to do that shit and still passed.

Penguins

Holker Holker idk

Ikr

Holker Holker in England apparently

you cant call yourself a proper car owner until you've had bird poop on the UNDERSIDE of your wing mirrors.

YES!

dude, nice side shot of the 86

Jason Leung It's from google! Speedhunters I think.

sebasaiello nice

I see that you like the 86 mate :)

Same here LOL! :)

Lol here as well, small world.

Heartshapedenemy I try to do that as well, but my area has so many potholes during the winter and spring that I end up having to swerve around them all day T_T

Heartshapedenemy yep. there's a series of awesome corners near where my house that follow a river, and i always hit the apex when not in traffic. love those corners.

Heartshapedenemy Down to third, rev match to second turn in a little too sharp and punch it just before the apex, let it run wide. I am surprised that I've only lost my license once haha

Huh?

​@@mareksicinski3726 > Electric cuts in europe due to crisis lmao good luck charging

OMEGALUL

@@BasedMan Germany stopped another bunch of reactors = now they can charge their EVs by burning coal :DDDDDDDDDD

literally no aging has happened tf do u mean??

That's what came to my mind when I saw that

Running in the 90s

I was looking for this comment

Deja vu

@@amaansiddiqui2030 same

Hahahaha I thought the same

I triple check if its a dodgy area

same :D

same :P

And if the lights are off.

but not a kia xDDD

haha

....except a KIA. Grocery getter, at best.

The vision of this video isn't represented very well.. should be called "people that know shit vs people that don't". I agree with the 'love thy vehicle' sentiment, but Kia's are the Great Value brand of cars.

GrefveGyldenpungh Confirming you're not a car guy

Theres no gti dude in the video. And gti guys aint car guys🤣🤣🤣

Panama of van halen too

Do you like my car, my car, my car?

Deja vu is overrated, there are much better eurobeats in my opinion

C O O L V I B R A T I O N S

Alex S gonna step on the gas

Lol

JFC +1

I don't get it (not kidding) someone explain me please

gluten free bread is for wimps - thats how i understood it at least 😙

+Karinna Merino the truth!

Amen!

you cant love driving in a prius. so therefore you do need a good car to love driving

YOU, can't love driving a prius. You aren't them. Your opinion is yours and leave them their

Fluttershy Just my two cents. I drove a Prius the other day and it felt so weird 0.o I didn't like it lol

Fluttershy but we should all agree, priii (plural for prius) drive terribly.

True, but I still prefer automatic

@@exodius6626 there's nothing wrong with that. Some want fun, some want convenience. It's your car after all and you will be the one to be driving it and not those A-holes who make fun of Automatic transmission owners.

@@tushargupta1764 Honestly I have more fun driving an automatic than a manual. The convenience is a bonus

@@exodius6626 yeah, that's the reason automatics were made! Convenience! I'm 14 so can't drive a car currently but I can bet Automatics would be more beneficial in traffic.

@@tushargupta1764 Yup I'm 19 and drove already both and I prefer automatic lots more.

Alan gonzalez They’re the bellends three inches away from your bumper on the m6

@@johnjohansson6277 well not all car guys are infantile pillocks.

Very well put sir 😂

Depends as some think they are still on the track

John Johansson what about ricers

13 people can't parallel park

Now 14 Prius guys disliking this :)

sasajungic89 15 people can't drive manual

15 broke ricers disliked

15 Prius guys can't rev match like a BOSS and have the transmission continuously rev match for them

I though car guys best music was the sound of its car 🤷🏻‍♂️

Proper music is obviously the exhaust note but a close second is eurobeat

Prius guy mad

The perfect soundtrack is the revving up while downshifting.

Well i can't listen to music since my decibels is over 108 lol and my bass is just me giving my car 2k rpms cx

This video shows that a car lover could park anywhere even in tight space.

But not that close, I thought on the last clip he was going to do so... but not..

That was a shitty parallel park job.

They also don't drive pieces of shit like that.

@@ArnoldJulianS po box to

Lol then coming back to double check

gotta make sure that shit locked!!

I also double click my alarm so it sounds. no f_cks to be given in what time or area I'm at, could be afternoon, could be 3 AM. sorry morning people, but not really.

hahah same here

I can't do that because it unlocks my car

Because a Honda NSX is a V-TEC Ferrari.

SCROUTE55 WhEn ThE VtEc KiCkS iN

Osvaldo Videla they call a red mr2 a rari*

Any red car is a Ferrari everyone knows that

Nah...they call old '02 MR2 a fucking Porsche

One step away from clutchless gearchanges there bro

davidrobert2007 How so, bro?

Darude - Sandstorm

Prius' are pieces of shit. Unless you are one of those environmental wackos.

***** They do, they just don't care...

Some volcano in Iceland spewed out as much CO2 in 4 days as a million Prii saved over the last 10 years !! We're back to zero on carbon savings.

we had a loner car from the dealer once, a 2012 Prius while ours was in the shop. It was very cool in one way, it resembled a futuristic spaceship on the inside and out and had all these super cool displays on the inside. But as a driver, I would absolutely hate it. Way too much going on with too many distractions. I wondered if Toyota did that in an attempt to distract the driver from what a boring car it is to drive. We were so happy to get our 2002 V6 Camry back!

Jefreeman13 Well, manufacturing a Prius indeed causes more pollution than manufacturing a conventional car, but considering that a typical car throughout its life cycle emits about 20 times its weight worth of CO2, the total environmental footprint of the Prius is substantially lower. Of course that alone won't save the planet and it won't make the Prius less boring. Then again a lot of folks buy it simply because it's reliable.

ponitocea mine presses it 10-15 times

>_

You would hate me then owo

​@thunderocker343 i already hate you because you say owo

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

they can pull up.

Nope. It´s because the video is fucking terrible.

FatMonsterIsEatin it's 7K now Fam.

FatMonsterIsEatin 9k

FatMonsterIsEatin in 2017

Ive got a bunch of shit, I always do while parking: 1. I back in everywhere and for parellel parking... its stupid easy. 2. My car stands out.. no matter where I park it.. or what car is next to me. 3. I always hit the remote ONCE... to hear the lock solinoids... NOT twice = the horn. 4. Every vacation, every place I park it.. I take a shot.

NETLEX agreed Probably a car guy would never park that close to another vehicle

Yeah, plus not enough room for the car behind to maneuver out of the spot

I dont park anywhere unless there is at least 2 or 3 spaces between my car and other cars...

If you manage to parallel park your car, you're good. If you manage to parallel park with a truck in front of you, you're better. If you manage to parallel park with 2 TRUCKS in front and behind you, you're a pro. If you manage to parallel park your car in a tight space, you're a legend. If you manage to parallel park your car in a tight space and the bumper is 1millimeteres away from the bumper from another car, your a thug(thug life)

Oh yeah nahui

+Emile Unk my dart has the plastic cover that goes over the radio with nothing behind it and no speakers, lol I'm not fooling anybody. edit: 1970 dart with a crane cam 360 btw not the lame reboot

.... and knows that s 2.8 e36 has less power than the 2.5 as it was an economy model...

I sing in the car all the time. I drive a Mazda 3. I'm a car guy but I don't really think it's a very nice sounding car.

Douche

A real car guy doesn't give a shit what 'car guys do' and do whatever the fuck he wants

Good, I'm not the only one that noticed that and cringed at it. You definitely only want microfiber to touch your paint, accompanied by the right chemicals

Michael Takaichi C

Michael Takaichi You can use a mivrofiber towel on bird poop

Michael Takaichi kkkkkoplkkkokklpppkkkjjkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkklkkjkkipZoieor

Rejected

Alex Missi What's so bad about kia

OO TriX What's not bad about it?

OO TriX FWD, ugly, slow, small engine, looks like every other hatchback car out there. And if you think about KIA cars, the first thing that comes to mind is a slow family car.

British hatchback guys lol

OO TriX​ Also, hatchbacks are ugly as hell.

GalvatronTypeR AGreed. A REAL car guy drives manual and double clutches (on antique cars), and drives with diesel or gas...NOT automatics....or hybrids....esp.not Prius shit.... or plastic/glue (DOESN'T it seem like EVERY car, bus and truck's built with it nowadays? :)), computers, natural gas (TRANSIT BUS makers, you listening to this?) or anything like that..

GalvatronTypeR what model of gtr? r35?

+Jack Black 2015 R35 with the adaptive LED headlights, revised LED tail lights, reprogrammed comfort mode, more sound insulation.

Im sure everyone living in California getting a tax break for owning one would give you a couple thousand reasons every year why they'd beg to differ. I hate them too, but they exist, what can you do about it??

GalvatronTypeR sure you have. i drive a LaFerrari with a buggati on the roof.

U WOT M8?!

Haha jokes aside, thanks for your support, really do appreciate it and we'll continue to answer as many comments, in as witty a fashion, as we possibly can!

+Car Throttle This one is a funny video. However, as a die-hard Gooner, I find it hard to fault the non-car guy as he is wearing a 2005-2006 season home shirt...

:D

13k now

I thought he was talking about the guy standing near it

What kind of truck is it

•5stars • nisoon pro 4x

Brian same lol

you support Trump haha. I still don't judge you because politics is not a person

What'd you win again?

I'm crying with you.

Too dangerous, big skid.

Hahaaaa Avenged Sevenhorsepower

He had to avoid it since he didn't want to accidentally drift

@ViperSA Music,a kind of music

.

It's a car.

Liked both comments cause they both make sense.

And what exactly do you drive? lol (don't bother with...Ferrari etc... what do you actually drive)

like

+DoinIt73duce haha i also like saying "night gorgeous" as I turn around :D

haha right i look back like im leaving a child behind lls

tru3

I saw that shit at least once every time I drive 🤣🤣🤣

Not his car anyway. Im pretty sure it is back at Kia now. Was a long term review car.

Doesn't matter, if you are a "car enthusiast" you should k now better. Its like taking sand paper to your skin...kinda

it wont hurt the clear coat that much ffs

Yea, its pretty bad for it. Leaves a bunch of micro scratched that you gotta polish or compound to remove.

Jahan Aquil It isnt his car. Who the hell cares. Basically a rental car.

100% Truuue

lol who are you

+Tony Abbott just another person on KZfaq the fuck you asking for?

someones got there cranky pants on

+Tony Abbott yes sir always do...

Thank you so much for pointing that out, I missed it completely

That was the joke actually 😛

ikr

You are a God of pointing out obvious things!! You should be like a captain of something....If only there was an internet meme to use in this instance. I just can't put my finger on it. I dunno...like a Captain of Obvious or something.

+Sym Kain so what are you really trying to say?

Thats Britain dude not Europe or USA they are different than us :)

Trooper Jeff i thought all of Europe did the left side though? i know the Japanese do fer sure

Dingo dyno What are you talking about? The whole Europe except Britain dives on the right side

Don't feed the trolls!

Lukas Nordlund like i said, i thought, not that i did know

Same XD

Same XD

+milton avalos and another one are you serious KZfaq

Yeah I love cars and I listen to metal

+Nocean it was a joke

+Seth Jordan same

+Nocean im not gonna lie, i listen to katy perry, other pop, and country as well as classic rock , but i also have a built 2004 6.0l cranking 600hp and 1100ftlbs of torque, I'm adding a water meth kit to it next, a 1966 lincoln continental, a 1966 porsche 912, 1979 vw beetle convertible, a 2011 vw golf tdi and 6 dirt bikes(2 of which were rebuilt from parts by me). I'd say i qualify as a car guy, plus i spent $11,000 on the most amazing gloss black paint job ever on the lincoln, it looks like a puddle of oil, only even shinier

+Seth Jordan hahah same

Car*

tosdude *car 😂😂

Not if you use a decent wash&wax spray and a microfiber.

how ?

+Corey B yeah i was like "noo not paper towell" the paint looks good but for how long :O

dont use too much wooder too

iam pretty sure birds dont shit saws