Carl Gets His Taxes Done

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Carl Gets His Taxes Done

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3 жыл бұрын

Nail Color: Carl's not wearing any nail polish today.
It's tax time again! Carl got creative last year, so this year, he's seeking professional help. Maybe not the kind he truly needs, but whatever.
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@melliemac5617 3 жыл бұрын

I cannot get enough of Carl. He is your masterpiece.

@SouthernASMRSounds 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I really love him. He's quickly becoming my favorite. 😍

@charliedays 3 жыл бұрын

@@SouthernASMRSounds I don't even know how you come up with all that personality... Is it based on personal experience back when you worked in retail customer service? Just insane!😂

@koalaqueen5947 2 жыл бұрын

@mooniemoons 3 жыл бұрын

Mary when you get into the Carl character I completely forget that it's you, I get so invested because you channel Carl so well. 😅

@SouthernASMRSounds 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@bmb36lta 3 жыл бұрын

I honestly forget that Mary is Carl too!

@charliedays 3 жыл бұрын

On top of that, the ending killed me... So HE DIDN'T GET HIS TAXES DONE as opposed to what the title suggests because he was trying to pay with coupons!... Just what? Cringing very badly.💀🤦‍♂️

@alicexhinatarme 3 жыл бұрын

“She lives with me at her house” 😂

@Janay23 3 жыл бұрын

*refreshes youtube* Me: CAARRLLL!! *dives in my bed*

@SouthernASMRSounds 3 жыл бұрын

I hope you enjoyed it!

@Janay23 3 жыл бұрын

@@SouthernASMRSounds I absolutely did!

@becausehiddles 3 жыл бұрын

Carl always creeps me out and cracks me up in equal measure 😂😂

@emmawolfx7018 3 жыл бұрын

I have been rewatching all of your shady roleplays and carl roleplays. Could you do a new shady roleplay where it seems super shady but we are actually buying cookies or cupcakes lol

@rantcasey4326 3 жыл бұрын

I’d love to see Carl taking us out on a date. I feel like he’d take us somewhere high class and sophisticated....like a Denny’s or a Hooters

@SouthernASMRSounds 3 жыл бұрын

I'm thinking Wendy's is about as far as he'd be willing to go, and even then, only if he had coupons.

@rantcasey4326 3 жыл бұрын

@@SouthernASMRSounds when I posted this, I was only 20 minutes in and didn’t even get to the part of him offering to take us to Arby’s or Burger King. 💀 I’m dying. Carl is a classy guy. Tho the idea of him “trying” to be romantic and just being awful like using a raggedy cloth he found in a dumpster as a table cloth or like dead or dying dandelions in a Burger King cup as a flower centerpiece while trying to pass off fast food or gas station hot dogs as fine dining kills me. especially with him trying to mansplain everything to us. He’s truly a superior character and I can’t wait to see more from him. Love all your vids!!

@hotwasabi1085 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe once he has dated you for two years and is ready to propose he would splurge for Applebee’s (with coupons)

@DKThaGAWD 3 жыл бұрын

I would LOVE to see a video featuring Carl’s mom one of these days 😂😂

@SpeedyJanet 3 жыл бұрын

I'd love to know what his mom thinks about the dollar store gifts.

@DKThaGAWD 3 жыл бұрын

@@SpeedyJanet omg I know 🤣

@SouthernASMRSounds 3 жыл бұрын

I keep meaning to do that! Her per turtle has been sitting in my room for weeks!

@PussnBoot2516 3 жыл бұрын

Me too! that'd be awesome

@abbierose92 3 жыл бұрын

H&R Rectangle 🤣🤣

@SouthernASMRSounds 3 жыл бұрын

I wanted to do H&R Parallelogram, but I couldn't fit in on the paper.

@ocbusfan 3 жыл бұрын

@@SouthernASMRSounds or how about H&R Square?

@HaleyBWheeler 3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Carl’s mother is Arlene from the Gossipy Lady videos and she is still talking to her brother every day about her foot fungus and that’s why Carl is the way that he is.

@muffinsangria1 3 жыл бұрын

“My mother lives with me....at her house.” 😂

@lpschick7237 3 жыл бұрын

“My Mother lives with me at her house” 🤣🤣. OMG every time you say that I LOL. Where in the ever loving God do you come up with some of Carl’s lines? Love it Mary!!!

@Sarah_Pratt 3 жыл бұрын

Carl is my favorite. You are a genius. He’s both endearing and yet creepy at the same time.

@thehypocrisy 3 жыл бұрын

When Carl said he about near had to crawl on the side of the road because of night blindness I fell completely out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mary is a comedic genius I swear

@Monsicorn 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Mary. I was feeling super depressed due to an upcoming operation, but you saved my night with laughter! Truly you are the ASMR Queen we all need!

@MM_asmrColorTests 3 жыл бұрын

Good luck with the operation. It's scary now, but afterwards I bet you'll feel much better. I send you well wishes. ❤️

@SouthernASMRSounds 3 жыл бұрын

I hope the operation goes OK and isn't too bad for you! ❤️

@laurel953 3 жыл бұрын

Sending you love! I hope it goes well for you! 💗

@naecon2923 3 жыл бұрын

And to think this all started when you tried to buy a fridge 😂😄

@tinaardila2269 3 жыл бұрын

Im not even watching this to fall asleep at this point I’m here for the plot 😌✌️

@brettjohnson2141 2 жыл бұрын

Same!!! Lol

@fattwat1 3 жыл бұрын

This is why I think Mary is a cut above the rest in the Asmr world amazing characters and shop walkabouts and shopping haul videos and cooking videos and many more plus it's always great to see a beautiful woman doing what she does best like making us all feel good

@asmrpianotingles9550 3 жыл бұрын

I would like to see how carl would react to being catfished

@adamlenhart1961 3 жыл бұрын

Someone: Make yourself comfortable! Carl: No thank you... I'm never comfortable : )

@kimbee9736 3 жыл бұрын

"She lives with me..In her house"😂

@marissasimas9258 3 жыл бұрын

Carl is absolutely my favorite character. You're the best, Mary ❤ You've given us years of entertainment, advice, laughs, and relaxation. Thank you!

@malloryelsinger6376 3 жыл бұрын

The “H&R Rectangle” had me laughing out loud 😂😂😂😂 Love your creativity & sense of humor!

@hammiebobammie 3 жыл бұрын

“Are you all allowed to use calculators?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@k9tattoo948 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant Mary, always so happy to see Carl. He truly brightens up my day❤️

@buttermilk7938 3 жыл бұрын

Carl: You don't have a ring on your finger either, we have that in common. Me: That's because I'm 16... lmao

@SouthernASMRSounds 3 жыл бұрын

I had an engagement ring on my finger at 16. Not that I recommend that.

@buttermilk7938 3 жыл бұрын

@@SouthernASMRSounds ahahahha I'll be sure to take your advice

@harajukugirlforever 3 жыл бұрын

“I’m almost out of minutes” Lol omg

@getoutofhere1234 3 жыл бұрын

U have the best timing i was just scrolling through your channel to see if u posted a new video

@Emptynestasmr 3 жыл бұрын

*round of applause* How do you do this with a straight face? deez nuts 😂

@bmb36lta 3 жыл бұрын

I really needed this! I’m struggling to get to sleep! Thanks Mary!

@elliea5088 3 жыл бұрын

same i've been having nightmares since fall , wishing you get some sleep soon

@lissanguinan 3 жыл бұрын

"Carl, shes a Lesbian..."

@SouthernASMRSounds 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I don't think it'd dissuade him one bit. 🤣

@thehypocrisy 3 жыл бұрын

@@jseymour8826 🤣 he absolutely would say that

@thehypocrisy 3 жыл бұрын

The chap snat 😂

@hotwasabi1085 3 жыл бұрын

@@jseymour8826 omg that’s literally exactly what he would say

@DominiqueFox9821 3 жыл бұрын

Carl is definitely one of my favorites! Relaxing and still manages to crack me up, absolute perfection

@AmyCat71 3 жыл бұрын

Mary.... thank you for the light, peace and laughter you bring into the world.... especially mine! Love me some Carl....

@reginaphalange4081 3 жыл бұрын

I just saw the comments on your COOKING VIDEO. As you’ve experienced people can be super terrible ESPECIALLY behind a keyboard. Keep up the great amazing work you do!!! I would say majority of us definitely appreciate you!!!!! Xoxo

@sammyjoyyy 3 жыл бұрын

This role-play is life! Thanks Mary you are the best ☺

@sarahmayization 3 жыл бұрын

Just in time for bed!! Nothing like a Carl video to end a busy Monday 👏🏻👏🏻

@melissasaint3283 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm happy with my status as it is" Oh man, Carl must be talking to my cousin Nicole! You have met your match, boy, you'd better just put your W-2s on the table now. I once witnessed her interrupt a "Carl" in a club to say "you can stop talking to me now" and turn away. She values her time, she's just going to cut you off at the half hour mark, charge you for the appointment, and send you on your way to file with someone else.

@Chanel_babee 3 жыл бұрын

She sounds like me lol

@SouthernASMRSounds 3 жыл бұрын

I'm always happy to say "No thank you," turn on my heel, and move on with my day. I no longer suffer these kinds of men.

@Chanel_babee 3 жыл бұрын

@@SouthernASMRSounds haha you’re the best Mary. I love your videos! You should be an actress.

@MM_asmrColorTests 3 жыл бұрын

I burst out laughing when he said "hello mam". You just KNEW it was going to be a lady! I haven't finished watching this yet but I can imagine Carl getting put under house arrest and trapped with Mother--with absolutely no escape--every single day! He could be talking to an FBI agent who arrived after the alarm on his leg monitor went off because he tried to escape! 😂

@MM_asmrColorTests 3 жыл бұрын

So, I just finished it and now all I can envision is Carl being beaten with a fly swatter. I'll never look at one of those things the same way ever again!

@idalily06 3 жыл бұрын

We love and appreciate you, Mary! Thank you for so generously giving us so much of your talent and time 💛

@glintzy 3 жыл бұрын

Thrilled to see Carl! Would love to see his mom sometime.

@lisak6321 6 ай бұрын

I love the fact that Carl is supposed to represent creepy people in our lives but has a following of us fans who adore him. I too get lost in the character and forget it's you. Thank you for all the laughs.

@arianaquick3080 3 жыл бұрын

Perfect timing! time to sleep! I cracked up about walgreens so bright . I was like so true no matter where you live lol.

@morganmiller5413 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I want to hang out with Carl's Mother and her friends, they sound like a lovely group lol

@Lorna.Bowman 2 жыл бұрын

Crazy good! I keep commenting because I can’t get over how good you are!

@kristinebrauer2292 Жыл бұрын

Vanilla folder!😄 Love Carl, he and the gossipy lady are my favorites. Mary you are so talented.

@ZhaneelPoet 3 жыл бұрын

Ok .. first.. h&r rectangle.. gold! Second.. I need carl outtakes

@juliebeth6799 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm just plain ol' Carl." I love Carl so much! Thanks, Mary💜

@blueestarr16 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my God...Carl is getting all sanctimonious...Has he been pursing a certain crunchy sanctimommy???

@jesscaroline2105 3 жыл бұрын

I got a TurboTax ad before this video LOL

@mandysims6837 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been having one of the worst weeks in my life and I just got up and saw you posted and it made my day already

@Chris-gd8xe 3 жыл бұрын

I think the funniest thing would be for Carl to stumble upon these videos himself. 😂

@MistyBlueLights 3 жыл бұрын

Omg I had just clicked on an old Carl video and then I got a notification for this! I'm so excited to watch!

@gerguil 3 жыл бұрын

h and r rectangle ? !!!!! lolol love it

@greta1115 3 жыл бұрын

this is my third time trying to watch this to see what karl is up to, but everytime i fall asleep!

@MohaAsmr 3 жыл бұрын

You did not just post a Carl video right now. I’ve been up 30 hours can’t sleep. Thank you. Maryyyyy.

@GothAmaterasu 3 жыл бұрын

How did I miss this for 2 weeks, late but love Carl as usual!

@NathalieASMR 3 жыл бұрын

I love that he just started eating a cupcake 😂

@alexandrashine7490 3 жыл бұрын

Carl is amazing - both for entertainment and ASMR. Love this Mary; thank you! I love having your videos on in the background when I'm studying especially Carl (is that weird...?); problem is I get so invested in the story!!! Thanks for the creativity and something different!

@Papayacat1 3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes a Carl is what you need to get through the day. 🤣

@susanp.4781 3 жыл бұрын

I am always amazed how I forget it’s you Mary as I listen to or watch the video.

@emilyfellows408 3 жыл бұрын

Half way through and this is hands down the funniest Carl video yet 😭 Mary I don’t know how you come up with it all but thank you 😅

@jessi330 3 жыл бұрын

Masterpiece. Love this character. Love the paper sounds

@SpeedyJanet 3 жыл бұрын

"Vanilla" folder! 😁

@SouthernASMRSounds 3 жыл бұрын

He loves to help! 😊

@TheRogueDM Жыл бұрын

I love how Carl always has a different BS reason for not wearing a mask. And that's a great touch with how Carl's mother is apparently obsessed with gluten and then later she says it's of the devil and refuses to let Carl bring gluten anywhere near the house. 🤣

@amysusanna214 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant as always!

@emmaseymourr 3 жыл бұрын

Carl is so cute flirting with the tax lady!!💜

@sleepynikkiasmr672 2 жыл бұрын

Tree nuts, peanuts and deez nuts 😭😂 I love you so much Mary you just made my day!!!

@karlaerazo469 3 жыл бұрын

I really love your Carl context a lot it always makes me go to sleep thank you🤍🤍🤍

@denny837 3 жыл бұрын

Lol h&r rectangle🤣😎 shes so funny! Thanks doll!❤

@christys5522 3 жыл бұрын

Great video particularly love the characterization and the outfit LOL

@claricea8631 3 жыл бұрын

Carl is one of my favorites! 🥰

@KarlieMildraed 3 жыл бұрын

Harlot Tart? That's a new one. Have a great day/night Mary.

@ericdm7654 3 жыл бұрын

Love your characters! Carl is amusing and the ramblings help with sleep some how for me. Miss the librarian, love those dust jackets. First time long time viewer, thoughts on doing a qvc theme, that channel puts me to sleep when they run the the colors, qtys and sizes. Thanks for your time and videos from Topsail :)

@ruthanncaldwell5705 3 жыл бұрын

Another ABSOLUTELY AWESOME video

@conniebradley9307 3 жыл бұрын

My.Carl strikes again!! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂 Vanilla folder !! I guess he would call a brown folder a chocolate folder!!! Lol. 🤣😂🤣 TFS Mary!! You made my night for sure!! 💕💕💕

@Partyzj 3 жыл бұрын

“ my mother lives with me at her house” lmao - love it !

@GetAwesome2042197 3 жыл бұрын

I haven't stopped laughing this entire roleplay- this whole thing is perfect!

@ChatEtMoineau 3 жыл бұрын

H&R RECTANGLE!!! Thank you Mary for more bedtime comedy gold

@zoehansen_ 3 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant!!! She’s such a great actress!💙🌹

@Hmm-pn2xx 3 жыл бұрын

I am actually laughing out loud every few minutes 😂

@PleaseBeJoking 3 жыл бұрын

I love Carl. I can’t watch him before bed though, I giggle and can’t fall asleep. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mothermoon3936 3 жыл бұрын

H&R rectangle 😂😂 that's great!

@KatrinkaNoir 3 жыл бұрын

My soul, where did you get that phone 😂😂😂😂!

@PleaseBeJoking 3 жыл бұрын

Vanilla folder... nooooo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Imma go ahead and relate on that night blindness though. I feel ya, Carl. 🚘

@freedomtosing2212 3 жыл бұрын

I cannot stop laughing 😂 I love Carl such an original character, I love it 🥰

@heatherlllynde 3 жыл бұрын

Mary!! I am screaming laughing. This guy is priceless. I love Charity, but Carl is a close second. 😂😂😂

@hugovillagrana335 3 жыл бұрын

She lives with you at her house.... that was hilarious!

@erinseacue6050 3 жыл бұрын

The way my face lit up when I saw this 🥰🥰

@lilpanda1217 3 жыл бұрын

Good luck Carl, I feel like you’re going to need it 😂

@zonataylor2898 3 жыл бұрын

I liked before I looked LOL😆😂👍⚘💓🌹Thanks Mary!

@PussnBoot2516 3 жыл бұрын

How did I miss this??? And I was just thinking about Carl hoping there'd be a new Carl video. I love Carl and Lynette. Chatsnap and FaceTube lol

@ThatAwkwardFish 3 жыл бұрын

Gonna watch this one tomorrow after class, carl is too funny to sleep to 😆

@MylisaC99 3 жыл бұрын

Your role plays never fail to make me laugh 😂

@stevencaffrey7954 3 жыл бұрын

I love that Carl doesn't have nail polish on this time :)

@frostybaby13 3 жыл бұрын

H & R Rectangle, that's so funny!!! :D Thanks for the video!

@thehypocrisy 3 жыл бұрын

I love your signs 🤣

@lovelee1772 3 жыл бұрын

I don't like the crowd my mother runs with😂😂😂hilarious!!!

@kaybee2921 3 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comedian 🙌🏽😆 so creative

@ghibli801 3 жыл бұрын

I've never been this early to a video lol anyway thank u for another Carl video Mary!! ♡