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"B-b-but I thought naughty children just get coal..." "Times change."

"Santa! The children, they're in danger!" "I took an oath, an oath to protect the children. Don your armor, sharpen the canes, man the sleigh. Tonight the slow bells shall toll."

I love how these epic Christmas songs turn everyone into authors

This song i think is an Anthem to all the people who work in retail during the holidays. All the warehouse employees, retail employees, truckers, stockers and just anyone in retail. This is how it feels getting ready for Christmas in July, preparing everything for the month of December and then we go for it. Having to deal with all the insanity, mayhem and hate. Retail workers are what make christmas magical. And we hate it.

Krampus: "I will ruin Christmas this year!" Santa Claus:

He doesn't come down the chimney. *HE KICKS THE DOOR IN*

>you stay up late to see Santa come to your home. >you see a health bar pop up. >this music starts playing. >the health bar fills up five times. >a deep sounding and echoing "ho ho ho" resounds in the sky.

Remember lads, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Everybody gangsta till Santa pulls out the candy cane guns

I vote he's the next optional final boss for God of War, with his intro being like " It's been a long winter Kratos"

Me at 11:59pm on Christmas Eve after being naughty all year: “why do I hear boss music?”

Anyone listen in 2024😂

Elf: Sir, it's Krampus...He's invading! Santa: Get me my Axe, it's time to settle this!

Him: "He's coming." Me: "Who...?" Him: "Santa Clause." *"He's Coming to Town."*

As a vet, I approve this to be listened to whilst spreading Joy and liberating poor little angels, from the hells on Earth they reside in. Oorah St. Nick, Wherever you are...

My man is made of pure CHRISMAS SPIRIT

So this is the kind of Santa who delivers the presents to The Holy Emperor of Mankind.

That Santa is looking like a Boss from Dark Souls and this would be his theme.

My girlfriend and I used to listen to this to have a good night sleep. Now without her, the music is not the same it bring back good memories we had in a painful way.

He's here to spread Christmas Cheer...whether you like it or not.

I was there, I was there when Krampus was Defeated. My name isn’t important, I was just one Elf among many, fighting in the North-Pole defenses trenches on December 24th, 1914. My comrades and I had received word that the enemy would soon breach our defenses and so, within only a few hours of receiving the order, they did. I was part of the Pole-Republic Fighters, Northern Infantry 123rd, known as the Merry Gentlemen fighters. We were held within our snow entrenches, the sound of the Krampusnacht Imperial force’s guns, ringing overhead. We were trapped; outgunned, out man, and out of time. We held the line, my elves and I, we held it with every bullet and grenade we could muster. I remember seeing the foes, marching on our position; The demon army of Krampus, with their dark, red eyes, and hooded wargear, continued to press on toward us. I remember standing there as my buddy, Alf, took a stray snowball to the eye, poor guy had his milk and cookies splattered all over me. Then, Ralf, had his entire chest cavity opened, by a well-placed sniper round. Dear Toy Makers, I can still smell the scent of his insides, all over me, as I held him there as he died. Our sergeant, brave man as he was, was out in the middle of no-elf’s land, armed with nothing more than a Candy-Cane rifle, with a shattered bayonet, fighting the devil himself; His supreme, Imperial Warlord, Emperor Krampus. The great enemy wielded a great, obsidian Greatsword, which he used to cut down my fellow infantry elves. like a Christmas tree on New Year's eve. I went to grab my rifle, locking in a fresh clip of Cinnamon flavoring, and lept from my trench. The sound of the dead, dying, and fighting, ringed throughout my pointed ears, as milky white tears filled my eyes. I ran and ran, watching as the two combatants fought before me. It was a few feet later that I raised my Candy-Cane Rifle, taking aim at the devil made Christmasy-flesh himself, only to hear the shattering sound of my leg, pierce with a harden-snowball, snapping and splitting my leg in two, like it was a gingerbread leg, causing me to fall upon the cold, blood-stained, snow. I slowly looked up, watching as Emperor-Krampus took the head of my friend and leader, Sergeant Cookie, displaying it for his men to see. He then tossed it before me, with a wicked grin that showed his sharpened, yellow teeth, and slowly walked before me, on his dear like legs red as fire. He held his sword, freshly stained with the blood of my friend, in his hands, as he hissed and mocked me with that forked tongue, raising the weapon high in the air. I then closed my eyes, having resigned myself to this fate and to my sins, knowing all was lost...Then, I heard it, the sound of hoofbeats, on a winter’s snow. I opened my eyes, blinking away the tears that filled it, only to look and see the face of Krampus and his demons, drenched in the bright, red burning light, that illuminated the battlefield, a look of terror that filled the demonic emperor to his blackened core. I then turned, not sure if I was dreaming, or if this was still real, but at that moment, I saw the face of my savior, with an army of winged angels at his back. He was a tall man, built like a Warrior of ancient Scandinavia, dressed in a helm of Iron, topped with a red hat, and a leather, X crossed chest strap, that held his flowing coat of red, like a great cape. He rode on the back of a mighty Reindeer, whose nose burned bright with the red, glowing rage he felt toward those that would bring such sin and corruption to land. His rider wielded a mighty, double-bladed Axe, etched with the dents and notches of enemy weapons throughout its candy-canned colored shaft and hilt. This was not the gift giver, the milk and cooky eater, this was the Santa Clause nobody ever saw, for fear of his wrath on Christmas day; This was Saint Nicholas Clause, The Santa Of War, and he had come to settle the score

"This is no longer a war for the soul of christmas, this is a war for the souls of children!"

This makes Christmas sound like a boss fight

Russian Santa Claus:

"No one messes with my holiday" - Nicholas 'Santa' Claus.

"Last christmas... They took everything from him. This year.... He's here to take it back." *Nicholas.* in cinemas Dec 23rd

the theory of carrying gifts around the world, brother is a warrior ready for his fight year after year.

There's a movie to be made focusing on Santa where the multiple versions of his existence have begun eating away at him as he tries to be everything to everyone and it's taking its toll, he goes insane and kills elves and Mrs Claus tries to get him back with the magic of Christmas. I'm not joking. It'd make Barbie money. With the right guiding hand it'd work and it'd work gangbusters.

Atreus: father, wake up! someone's here! Kratos: who are you! Santa: ho....ho.....ho.....

Imagine a final battle between Santa and his Elves vs a horde of Krampus

I always loved Carol of bells more than any other Christmas song. I realize now it's because this rendition sounds like Hall of the Mountain King and I love it

"Santa Pulls his sliegh up to the moat of the warlords castle, and with a 'Ho ho, go!' He crashes through the iron bars protecting the entrance of the warlords domain."

When you stay up late to wait for Santa and suddenly you see a health bar appear.

I can now confirm that this sounds just as good in August as it does in December

i went to a magical cirque christmas at playhouse square last night in cleveland and they performed with this song and i just had to find it! they did awesome and this song just boosted the performance!!

Christmas in Narnia.

Santa Claus: "Merry Christmas, EVERYONE!!!" *Santa Claus in Marvel:*

I like to imagine him as "santa the protector of children"

“i didn’t wish for a shotgun, santa?”

“Ho-ho-ho, merry Christmas you motherfuckers.” **loads shotgun**

_Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and another happy landing!_

“Last Christmas, he gave them his heart. But the very next day, they threw it away. This year, to save him from tears…. HE SHALL RISE.”

“Come, sit with me my son. And let me recount to you the tale of the Battle of Eve, the most brutal battle in all of the North War.”

Carol of the fates -duel of the fates -Carol of the bells

"Oh your on the Heresy List?" "Your getting the Exterminatus this year." - Inquisitor Nicholas Claus

"I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake. So you better start praying, for goodness sake."

I'm not a writer but l have seen enough ideas in here that I will try to write the epic Saga of saint Nicolas slayer of deamons, punisher of the wicked and king of the True North. I know it's been a long time but like I said I'm a 9 to 5 guy. Here's what I got. Martin woke early with the sound of alarm coming from his family's living room. His parents were talking with panicked quickness and only with a few weeks before Christmas. He rose from his bed upset by his parents quarreling but not so upset that nature didn't call first. When he greeted them and asked what was the matter they brushed him off and said it was grown up stuff. Martin pressed them and all they would tell him was the earth was in bad shape because of humanity. What his parents didn't know was the problem was far older than humanity itself and how could they? They only knew what the state sanctioned news would tell them. The governments of the world didn't understand the situation. The news only spoke of suffering and strife that exceed the norm for the past two years. But none of them knew that a battle was coming to it's zenith. The battle was as old as time itself between good and evil. Santa rose from his throne and addressed his best elvish generals. Krampus comes for us all now not just those children who have been naughty. His master has set him loose and he seeks dominion of this plane in the great evils name. Upset murmurs and hushed discussions were about the grand evergreen table. Santa stood all eight feet of him. His generals quieted the spirit of Christmas spoke with certainty that evil would not triumph in the plane of existence he was set to protect. His huge muscles bulging under his layers of jolly fat and uniform that betrayed his lethality. He spoke coldly colder than the north pole itself and said these naughty inbreeds have a world of hurt coming there way and we will deliver it upon them or my name ain't Nicholas. The spirit of Christmas stood tall and as firm as the great tannenbaum in town's square. His red suit covered in runes of protection that glowed the same color as the season of the never setting sun. He proclaimed you'll die krampus along with your master now that I finally have a chance to kill you bastards like Rambo. He asked his sweet wife Christeen to give him his key to his private workshop while stating there is work to be done and a world to be won. The wife of Christmas was fearful but understood her husband's will. I was just a lowly toy wrapper at the time bearing witness to all of this I didn't even understand the severity of the situation until misses Claus presented him with the Wrought Iron key. It would have taken three of my kin to hold such a thing let alone disengage the lock and bear witness to the actual power it shielded behind it. "Truly terrifying to behold" the things our lord worked on in his free time . Little did I know then that I would become a century's long veteran in the war of the 12 days of Christmas. Excerpt from the memoirs of kind face from snowberry. Sorry to give you guys even this much so much later but like I said I work with my hands not my mind so much. Sorry and be easy on me I'm a craftsman not a writer. Thank you and I love all of you people this is the most likes I've ever had. H.H edited 10/6/22

To everyone reading this: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

DUDE! Gave me goosebumps! LOVE THIS!

Kid asking for octopus , *he brought kraken*

Me: “Dear Santa, I want a boss fight for Christmas.” *The chimney starts rumbling as the music plays

" *You either feed me cookies or I'll feed you bullets* "

I would do ANYTHING for a movie inspired by this picture (song) and Santa!!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩

Best Christmas Song ever and Forever. Ty dude

"There he flies, Saint Nicholas the man in velvet red armor, upon his mighty reindeer drawn chariot. There he flies through the blackened sky of the 24th night of December. There he flies, alone to battle the sorrow and darkness that the year hath brought, to bring joy to the faces of children and parents alike. There he flies through the bitter hail and cold that nature would use to stop him. There he flies, when a jolly laughter rings throughout the night sky it brings hope to all, and to all a good night

This song turns Santa into a monarch, his elves into knights, and his reindeer into warhorses

Possibly the most Beautiful song I've ever heard

Soviet union when they celebrate christmas Santa: im ready comrades

The battle between Santa and Krampus must’ve been *LEGENDARY*

It's Christmas Eve the clock strikes 12:00, Santa comes down the chimney He says "You've been naughty this year" Santa's health bar appears This song starts playing

This is a really great and inspiring piece of music/ piece of art! Very well done! You can call this indeed EPIC! 👏👏👏

Gave me a Lord of the Christmases vibe, even Requiem for a Christmas. Love it! 😅

This man doesn’t just sleigh, HE SLAYS!!!

This gives me small vibes from the Santa in “Rise of the Guardians.”

It doesnt care when you listen to it, is always perfect

How am I just hearing this now? Most epic!!

Sounds like it would be in a Christmas... war.. movie. I love it.

Normal Santa: gives coal to Darkseid Kim Santa: Invades Apocalypse and kills Darkseid

I feel this music made me go insane on DECEMBER 25, 2020

When Christmas is threatened with destruction by the forces of evil, Santa will not sit idly by! He will rise and destroy all the naughty villians in order to protect Christmas for all the good little boys and girls.

"I am afraid he has become more machine than man."- Obi-Wan Kenobi

Santa is kinda looking like an 40k Inquisitor with lots of Heretics on his list.

this should be used for a christmas action movie or Die Hard

When Santa isn't taking your crappy gift list anymore.

Now this is the kind of Christmas music I wouldn’t mind hearing over and over again and not get tired of it.

What normal people hear on Christmas and New Year's eve: *Vanilla version* What cooks and sellers in megamarkets hear: *THIS*

Man this one kicks hard love it!!!

Amazing ❤️ Thank you.

The perfect Christmas gift will always be a Samual Kim Christmas song

Normally, I don't like hearing Christmas music in Spooky Season, but I'll let Carol of The Bells slide

You want excitement?! SHOVE THIS UP YOUR STOCKING!!!!!!!!

this is probably the best version yet

Who's naughty, Who's nice, WHO'S GONNA BE BURIED UNDER THE ICE

This sounds like this supposed to be in a Christmas action movie😂

After Batman Arkham Origins, carol of the bells was never again just a Christmas song!

Wow! Epic indeed! Great job 👏👍

if you think something is impossible, just remember... *A PERSON DID THIS*

The King of Christmas stood with his red and white peppermint swords in his hands. His mighty elf army was at his back, their toys switched for blades and bows. Chariots pulled by magical reindeer made up the cavalry, and massive giants made of orbs of possessed snow marched to the front of the army with their massive war brooms at the ready. The blizzard parted to reveal the King's enemy, the ancient demon known as the Grinch. The eldritch beast stood with his green fur blowing in the wind, a twisting dagger in his hand. His wolf stood patiently at his side, eyeing the elves and looking for the most succulent throat to sink its teeth into. The Grinch's army was compromised of demons and ghouls that despised the spirit of Christmas, and though the Grinch was but the mere supreme commander of the army, the demon Krampus and his general, Scrooge, watched from afar atop their icy mountain fortress. The Bells of War began to sound, and the reindeer pawed the air they floated in, ready to attack. The elves raised their weapons, and the demons did as well. And as the Bells sounded out through the snowy wasteland, the King of Christmas raised his blades and yelled in a deep voice, "Charge!"

When Santa turns into Krampus & starts punishing the naughty instead of rewarding the nice. It's the season for BEATING.

"I checked the list, I checked it twice, it seems you've been naughty **racks shotgun** so don't expect me to be nice."

Merry Christmas Everyone!!! Hope you have a great day!!!

If Zack Snyder directed a Santa Claus movie then this would be the theme

Awesome job, love it!!

Santa has come to distribute gifts and kick some ass, and he's all out of gifts.

One of my favorite Christmas songs just got even Better

I've given thee courtesy enough Now I am Nicholas, saint!

This man doesn't eat cookies, *HE EATS BAD CHILDRENS' FINGERS*

I love Christmas! Christmas is my favorite! ❤❤❤❤

When 2020 is almost done and a red health bar appears with this playing