Julius Moe-nstar danes shittalk eachother all the time, if neither don’t insult the other, something is wrong xD

@@_greenrunner_ if so then you are a swede

I work with a Salvadorean guy. He greets me with a “sup you white bitch” and then tries to grapple me while slapping my ass. I reply with “well if it isn’t my favorite Mexican” and go straight for a ball tap. If he doesn’t tell me to go fuck myself at least a few times, I know he’s having a rough day.

That is pretty much my work buddy and I to a T. Very good friend and we range from insults to straight up smacking eachother.

@@Guts_Brando There are other things other than suing a bunch of shit in life.

@@iatekids1810 his parents met around 20 years before his mother was burned at the stake. We don't know how long it took before they started dating and when exactly the married and Alucard/Adrian was conceived, but it very likely took longer than a year so he has to be under 20 years old

@@iatekids1810 Alucard tells Sypha that he grew up faster than a normal human, literally and figuratively.

So... Alucard technically is a edgy, aloof teenager who on the inside does want that affection and closeness he outwardly blocks?

@@Hexnus him and Trevor both lol

alucard probably is a 14 year old teenager that is going trough his emo phase in the body of an adult

Her reaction says, 'yeah, right'.

Well he is still a teenager lol.

X

@@jeffcarroll1990shock I think you're in the wrong place buddy.

@@jeffcarroll1990shock... Okay then where the hell did that come from?

It's the accent-it makes it work.

While Trevor says eat shit and die like this Eatshitanddie!

Yes, it's perfect! XD

How's Alucard and Ricther Belmont's relationship will be in season 2?(still wanna talk shit to a Belmont? Lol!😆)

(Quote)(Syphria?whatever SPEAKER MAGICIAN LOL!😆)TREVOR! I HAVE SOMETHING (Trevor Belmont)WHAT!? When i say WHAT that doesn't mean i like to ask more Questions (Speaker Magician)YOU ARE SO ANNOYING JUST STOP! (Trevor Belmont like sighing)ALRIGHT I'M COMING UP!

Yeah. Alucard imitates Trevor & Sypha; Having made dolls of them - Which his imitations are *Quite* accurate! - one second, & the next he's like: "Oh God. I killed my dad. I am going crazy. Has it been only a month?" *SO* relatable!!!

Shame it doesn't last longer than one season and Alucard gets dropped of in a castle

the classic Tom and Jerry dilemma

@@JadenMoon1475 And he also says: “Oh my God…I’m turning into Belmont😱😱!

​@@gerardoespinoza4335 Oh no! I really am turning into Belmont. Is life even worth living for?

So Sypha's the 3.5 wizard with metamagic up the ass, Alucard the Munchkin and Trevor the fighter who somehow picked all the useless skills and is just doing his best trying any out of the box tactic possible because he knows that the DM likes them. Because I wanted to do a Castlevania themed oneshot and that's probably exactly how it would end up.

And the original game had Grant, basically the rogue.

I think that may have been by design. If only we had grant in the group too it'd be perfect. We'd have the exasperated mage, the aloof swordsman, the blunt fighter, and the snarky rogue

I wasn't gonna say it, but you said it for me

All I know is that every fightscene where Trevor does anything makes me want to build a Dex fighter who only uses a Whip, and find a DM who will let me do some real non-RAW-supported bullshit with it.

OMG This WOULD actually make a fantastic D&D campaign. Two badass Man-children and a sensible Sorceress try to kill the Prince of Darkness!

@@Robert_Rankin sensible? I mean I’m going to steal a comment from another vid but the trio share one brain cell, Sylpha has it for 23 hours of the day yes but the hour Alucard has it she does stuff like teleport castles on top of them

" Alucard, you see Sumi and Taka approaching you in the bed. Roll a constitution check. " " What? " " Do it. " " Fine. " *crit fail*

@@whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396 she didn’t summon Dracula’s whole castle on them. She just put it a short distance away, I think like right next to it

Considering the size of the underground library, I think it can count as right above where she was in the library.

Animals humping in the undergrowth

@@akaiyukihana And without missing a beat he gets serious when he realizes its not.

@TheUndefeatedMagician Yup!

I think its because the humor in itself is pretty bleak and crude so it fits

My favorite part was when Godbrand was discussing with Hector -Godbrand, you haven't met anyone you haven't killed, fucked or make a boat of ever -Bigot

Just Some Guy with a Mustache it was a great game

Fuckin christ, how did this get in your recommendations?

HIGHEND don’t ask… he is everywhere

Oh yeah! Richter Belmont (1797) and Julius Belmont (1999)!

@@highend5367 You assumed he wouldn't watch the same stuff we already have shared interests in? He was bound to get the same recommended vids.

Dont forget to have class

What was even funnier is that Trevor responded to that with a HEADBUTT.

What makes that really funny is that it implies that, at some point, Alucard's been in a bar fight. How did that happen?!

@@matthewmuir8884 After his mother's death and his father's attempted murder, he must of had something to drink before going to sleep.

@@Jarock316 Alucard: This scotch is rather bland.....i've had harder things come from your mother... Barkeep: WHY YOU LITTLE... Alucard: shit, mother always did tell me not to say the truth so casually.... Dracula: *hearing that some villagers got their asses kicked by an effeminate superstrong blonde* That's mah boy!!! General:.... i always hate it when he goes into dad mode.... Draclua: did you know at the age of 4 he broke another child's arm.... General: here he goes again....*sighs* no, sir... Dracula: Well the boy was 14 and picking on Alucard because of having his mother's hair, which he proceeded to make rude and unbecoming comments about Lisa...to the point Alucard a got so angry he snapped the boys arm in half...nearly yanked the damned thing from its socket.... Proudest moment of my life... Lisa on the other hand coddled the 14 year old...coddled the very boy that called her a common whore only moments earlier...though she did charge the parents double the fee for the medicine to make the pain go away...the woman's sense of business was such an admirable quality... *Generals pantomiming with the story*

reminds me of my own friend group where I'm the oldest and legit get the most excited lol

Him and Alucard are the exact same age. They were born in the same year. In some lore books they even state the same DAY.

​@@Nempo13 so both are technically under 20.

​@@Nempo13alucard is 16. No way Trevor is also 16.

​@@thephoenix4093Alucard is actually around 19 or 20 lol

Chads

Chads

Meanwhile Leon on his grave: ''Yeahh! You tell him grand grand grandson!''

Her husband is on a murderous rampage I think she has got bigger things to worry about.

@@quinnfletcher3906 Drac should be worried. As soon as he died --> "Welcome to hell," said Lisa with a big metalic wok in her right hand and with eyes as if saying "Did our son tell you clearly not to despise human, *my people* , hmm?" . Drac better be ready, there's nothing scarier than your wife, bro.

Not really a grave I don’t really know what they did to “witches” ashes when they burned them but I don’t think they put them in coffins...

@Ethar Childres They might've; I'm not sure. The thing is, not all "witches" were burned; quite a number of them were hanged or beheaded.

Jeremy Woodruff saying and being told the cruelest things imaginable and no one having to get their teeth punched in for it!

telling your friend"eat shit and die" to get an "yeah fuck you" are bromance goals

correction: this is what true friendship AMONG MEN looks like

Only a real friend will play the insult game with you

@@madmouse1016 truth

One is a teenager physically and the other is a teenager mentally. No acting about it

@@samsonguy10k they're both 18-20 and Alucard has only been stated to age to maturity mentally and physically faster. That being said this is like 90% of men regardless of age

It's like they were influenced by alucard and andrson from Hellsing ultimate......the abridged xD

They have a bad relation

@@cleareyezgamerfreak2706 HEY THERE, PADRE! How's Little Timmy?

Yeah I’m sure you do love it I’m sure you’d love to see Alucard and Trevor get with it too if you know what I mean

WTF?

That is the face a woman who believes her life would have been better off as a stone statue.

@@appl3s0ft a woman who knows their fucked

Nah, it's their dialogue afterwards.

@@cezarydudkiewicz2990 This is also a good point.

"Riiiiiiiight whatever you say..."

Ironic considering one of these man kids ends up giving her a kid of her own one day. Guess she has some hidden lust for man kids despite being the sensible mother.

I like to think that they made sure she was still just within earshot

@@HordrissTheConfuser Yeah! Just to tease her by showing that it is just bromance.

​@@EmptyMan000 Relax, her relationship with Trevor goes far beyond just lust.

Or Juste for that matter

@@malakarvonstroheim5372 definitely juste.

it's also funny that he appearently can't read. Think about it, in the entire library, he did not touch even one book and when he fought the cyclops he didn't immediately go for the eye like it probably said in the bestiary. I think he just looked at the pictures or learned the monster names from his family

Is he illiterate? Or he just can't read magic?

@@Passions5555 he surely can read, just not to a scholar degree.

AMBUKNIGHT Sypha is basically the mother of the group lol

BlitzSpooks #1 Fan Yes, fuck you

@@MrTheil I N C E S T then

@@JoelGarcia-lu3tw wait

But they both chuckle so it was technically good natured

Amen to that!

Alucard's "Yes fuck you" made me replay that scene so many times, it's just so funny

The funniest thing might be the "yes" in the "yes, fuck you" LOL@@Powered1Buttercup

@@Powered1Buttercup the fact that alucard says it too made me scream laughing🤣

Hahaha

Here Sypha is like an angry mom of two nayghty boys

Two hot boys who act like children and a girl with the hair cut of an eight year old boy who has to keep em in order Sounds about right

I thought it'd be more like Alucard: Oh please, we're not children! Sypha: I know that's the sad part

@@giraffedragon6110 or Sypha: you're not?

@@madmouse1016 heh lol

Sassssssukeeeeeeee Narutooooooooooooooo Btch have some class Headbutts*

They dont need to

At the end season 2 Trevor : ✋ Alucard: 🖕 Me 🤣🤣🤣

Well the serious subject matter is what really earns its R rating. Genocide on the human population because they wrongfully killed your wife for being a witch is some really deep shit.

Hmm... let me check my age

@@wazirtahfiz3087 Who introduced you to castlevania? Or what.

@@jacobmonks3722 don’t forget the blood, guts, and overall brutal gore. Avatar (Last Airbender) had genocide and killing of innocent people, but is rated Y-7 which means it’s fine for 7 year olds.

@@CalmClamFam Brutal?Bruh I have seen a woman cut up a guy's di*k and intestines with a knife irl (don't ask the story it's horrible) when I was 14 castlevania ain't got shit on me even though I'm a adult now.

Yes, we watched the video too.

It's probably no surprise that Richard Armitage and James Callis had fun with their lines, especially this scene.

Eat shit and live.

WadeAlma sleepaway Camp right?

Eli Fite Yup, dead meat.

At the rate they are doing things, next season might even have 12 episodes... But that would also mean it would take a much longer time before it becomes available.

I must confess that 4 episodes wasn't enough for me, but 8 is just fine. I understand your wish tho, this series is REALLY that good. If that cheers you, season 3 was being worked on ever since before the release of the 2nd :D

The thing is it was originally meant to be a series of movies instead of seasonal. This is why the first season was only 4 episodes: it was supposed to be a 2 hour long movie.

The reason seasons 1&2 are short is that it wasn't originally a show. It was going to be 3 movies, but Netflix thought it'd be cheaper to animate 4 television episodes(season 1) than a 90 minute movie. Essentially, in episode form, there are frames of animation that can be reused throughout an entire show's runtime, premier to finale, whereas anime movies often require unique frames and animations all throughout the runtime, which often leads to greater expense.

Season 2 was really rushed, they should have taken more time with it.

No, it's legit. Adrian "Alucard" Tepes, the Floating Vampire Jesus, drops a F bomb right at the beginning of the season. It's wonderful.

TheOnlyTherazan Don’t forget him flipping the bird as Trevor says goodbye at the end of the season

@@swordsmancs I actually forsaw him doing that right as Trevor was talking, didn't expect it to happen, so I started cracking up. God bless Warren Ellis.

It’s not a long series. You really have no reason not to binge it right now. Do it.

Final season's out, if you still haven't watched it

where you're able to laugh over insulting each other when team mom's back is turned? yes.

Don't give me that Star Trek crap it's too early in the morning for it! (If you get that reference you get a digital cookie.)

No

Yes. And that’s why we love these two morons. 😂😂😂

When compared to most prior depictions which include; very manly looking under a hood, and later a woman trying to dress up like a man. This version is based off her SotN look but with shorter hair.

Sypha is best girl

Rin Okumura she’s just done with both of them. And I love it

At least Sypha remained a female unlike that creepy old male gnome thing from Captain N The Game Master.

@@NealCamerlengo Yes, and then there was Simon and his, um uh, curious design

Nah she is weak trevor and alucard are more stronger than she but she is good with magic

@@blacky8987 "She is Weak" Ummm... you watched the same series as the rest of us, right? Sypha and Alucard are the MVPs. Trevor is powerful too, but he is still a little out of practice and doesn't have any special powers to give him the edge in battle. He has the Vampire Killer, but what good will that do if Dracula or another vampire just rushes at you and slices your throat out?

She's not a bro

@@blacky8987 I hope you have watched the whole series by now, because she is far from weak, dude.

By insulting and threatening each other? My friends are all awkward nerds who live in an overly PC environment so we barely talk to each other even when we are together, and when we do we have to walk on eggshells to avoid offending someone. Or is that just me?

Quinn Fletcher Maybe you guys are overly sensitive, I don’t know

Quinn Fletcher They fact that your friends are awkward nerd explains it

Quinn Fletcher they’re not your friends

Novumic Exactly

Baltar?

@@sodden779 One of the main characters on the remake of Battlestar Galactica.

But who’s who? Edit: nevermind I just looked it up

Jon Ericson that’s pretty epic

Also the show pits Thorin Oakenshield vs Dwalin (Dracula)

@UltimateGeek i mean you cant compare them all. This is a bit grounded to what i think you trying to compare this series too. I can name alot of anime that basically 50 shade of the other. This one is quite unique with no chosen one or super galaxy universe ending ability. No harems and the generic he cant compete in the beginning then shit nobody can stop him now. I really dont miss this one.... the sasuke naruto relationship. Like after they make up. He left and thats it. He stopped chasing him. Like wtf. The build up over nothing. Well thats my opinion at least. Name one that tops this series right now. Without any of the above.

@UltimateGeek lol really jojo? So its like comparing this to gintama lmao. Attack on titan again the guy is the generic puss cake then all of a sudden beats everyone like dominoes. Only best part of that anime was the mystery. Now that its all out of the bag its all confusion and stuff out of my butt plot. (Time skip6 years later). Fmab really?? Didnt you see the first one. Where he sacrificed his whole being to save his brother. No alchemy and in another dimension. Better ending than that im going to beat this guy with punches then please take my alchemy and bring back my brother. Edward elrics stick arm is so strong he threw a spear that destroyed a god childs face(for fcking real). Berserk?? The fck.. is that the old goblin slayer? NGE.... i rather watch cowboy bebop or chobits or actual gundam series fck even aldnoah zero would do. And if anybody is going to say My hero academia please just walk away. Deku is somewhere crying crying crying crying crying and sasuke is angry angry angry angry and pervy sage is dying dying dying dying. And deku is the chosen chosen chosen nine tailed fox.

@UltimateGeek sorry bakugo, i just finished binged watching this series a while ago and im fanboying big time. 🤣 all im saying is i cant compare them to others since i love them all equally in their own seperate titles.this one is a breath of fresh air for me.

UltimateGeek berserk and monster are really shitty animes but amazing mangas.

@UltimateGeek I mean, there's A LOT of parts that the characters just get some bs power up and turn into a cooler super saiyan. Like part 3 (Star Platinum can stop time now, I guess), part 4 (Koichi), part 5 (GER is shounen anime in a nutshell, but it's cool anyway), part 7 (ACTO FOWA).

Dont compare berserk(a thing beauty and perfection) to this show which is also amazing.

Fawlker Dracula and Lisa was better than Twilight

I want a Berserk adaptation by this studio.

bromance

@@jmb72390 I mean, i'm not endorsing genocide, but if i was married to Lisa and lost her at the stake my wrath would have no hold, no suicide bullshit from me, just death for all of them

Helen Fotopoulou So is Trevor. In fact, Trevor acts like a bigger kid.

Alucard IS a kid, as he physically aged fast.

Remember: he's probably 19 at most.

@@matthewmuir8884 Still, after seeing him in Symphony of the Night, the difference is just ridiculous.

From my calculation... he's only 3

I think Dante's got it nailed down pretty well, its just Vergil who hates fun.

Dante and Trevor would be best friends

@@SkandiTV I like Vergil,but sometimes his seriousness drives me mad as Hell

I think there's a scene in an episode in the season that explains why. Something about rapidly growing up in his youth (as in physically maturing fast) then mix in his family drama. Trevor was essentially his first friend outside the castle. So he's acting out the childhood friendship he never had.

Too bad they just completely forgot about Grant. I was really hoping he would show up sometime soon.

Well at this point Alucard is like 15 years old but ages rapidly. He's a philomath and more well read than most humans, but he's not developed emotionally. This is before we see the broken and depressed Alucard of Symphony.

I love him, tho. He's a sassy vamp, to me.

I always wonder why people thought that vampires hadn't sense of humor.in my fan fics Alucard is funny Dhampire with sarcastic and spicy sense of humor,who likes to make fun with his friends

I mean voltron was ment to be a kids show before it became what it is now. I still enjoy watching voltron tho

Castlevania>Voltron

N. A. Hartnell Out of curiosity what’s wrong the friendship dynamic in Voltron?

Better friendship than MLP

Still better than twilight.

Yes, this! I am so happy someone else noticed this as well! Alucard was definitely getting on Trevor's nerves by throwing clownish jabs in the middle of something so emotionally heavy for Trevor.

Well, now that Dracula has decided "fuck all humanity".

in my opinion, Nocturne is a disaster nowhere near as good as this series

Yep.. That's one of the Biggest reasons why Sypha is my favourite character on the Show.

@shun season 4 dude

Exactly the same

Doesn't every teenager think they're not still a bit of a child?

He acts pretty mature so I'd say he's above 25 mentally plus he was raised by Dracula and his doctor mom. Being educated by both and raised to be mature as a high class vampire.

21 is not a child. There's nothing ironic about saying he isn't a child, since he literally isn't.

Sypha said it the best

@@MarkHogan994 especially in this time period.. where life span was like 50 lol

Better than sasuke, sakura and naruto?

@@yourmommydearest993 Is that bad ?

Better than harry, ron and hermione ?

@@dragmaapatre2348 better than jacob, edward and that chick with one acting face😐. Shes so bland i cant even remember her name.

@@dragmaapatre2348 Not really, because that trio is live action and literature, this trio is animated.

Does your party also have a twink you regularly spend time exchanging word shivs with?

No worries. I think it happens a lot. I actually wrote in a similar backstory that I later realized I had taken inspiration from a Clamp manga series I grew up with. They were even still blond and a generally cheery attitude and no desire to return to their old home and a sense of deep survivors guilt and suspicion they are bad luck to everything they care about. They even had a twin. Thing is, I read the series (and watched the anime) so long ago that it took some time and a couple months of sessions for me to realize.