"Death Adder -> Life Subtracter" is a god tier joke

North Americans see a platypus: Stereotype: "Beaver go Quack" Reality: _"Ah Perry the Platypus what an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected I mean completely expected"_

I had an American housemate at uni who didn't grow up in Australia and would go running through long grass on hot days. He didn't seem to understand why all the Australians thought he wanted to die of suicide by eastern brown snake.

I'm glad he mentioned drop bears. People often forget them but they're just as nasty as the snakes. Its true, my cousin once got attacked by one...

“They’re basically wasps but they can’t fly. Except for ones that can fly.”

You know it’s bad when crocodiles are in the b tier

fun story about kangaroos, their nails are also pretty deadly. I had a friend who owned a farm in rural western australia, she saw a massive male kangaroo in her paddock that was causing a ruckus for her animals and decided she needed to ride back to her house to take it out with a rifle, her son (who was like 12 or something) decided that he could sneak behind and knock it over the head with a plank, she told him not to do that (obviously) and just wait here while she got her rifle, instead as you could imagine, he did it anyway, as she was coming back she saw him try to sneak up on the kangaroo, the kangaroo in a split second turned around grabbed him and was about to gut him with his claws, when her sheep dog jumped on the roo with all four legs and knocked him over, giving them both time to escape. The moral of the story is dont mess with roo's

Fun fact: Australia has a spider season, where spiders are so numerous you can barely see the ground. Literally nightmare fuel. Somehow, Australian see this as perfectly normal.

_"eucalyptus trees contain oil-"_ *USA to Australia: *looks like someone needs some FREEDOM**

"I'm fading it in so you don't get scared." **Editor of the year**

This is a masterpiece. 1) I love talking about them like they're videogame bosses with super-moves 2) I adore the upside down/life subtractor joke to an absurd degree 3) I learned that Australians felt the need to call sprinkles "hundreds and thousands" like that was simpler than a single word.

You forgot a couple. The Emu. In the 1930s Australia fought a war against Emus and lost. The Cassowary. Kind of like an Emu with big talons that hate you and want you to die. The Gympie Gympie. While it could be put under the tree category, it deserves a special mention. This is the most painful tree in the world. If you touch it you will be in agony for weeks or months. There is no relief, only pain. Also, the Australian Magpie deserves a mention. If you go near their nest when they have young, they will repeatedly dive bomb you until you go away. Not lethal, but very scary.

“His favourite food is a Woolworths sausage laid diagonally on a plain white slice of bread” Man, this guy really did live in Australia

"A Tier: Telstra" Yep, he definitely did live in Australia

Love when he lets his old accent out here and there. The Australian accent, like the South African accent, is such a unique and pleasant thing to listen to

That spider slow fade in was somehow way more appreciated than I expected it to be

Fun fact: Australia is home to 21 of the world’s 25 most venomous snakes

The trees are literally made of oil Me: don't tell America

Kinda surprised you didn't mention the gympie-gympie, the plant so painful if you touch it, and *sometimes for months*, that people have killed themselves because of it.

You forgot Emus. We lost two wars to them.

Actually when North Americans see a Platypus they say "Oh, there you are, Perry"

2:38 I think my favorite part about the accent for the platypus segment is it actually takes a few seconds to fade out as you reassert a North American accent rather than being a hard cut.

6:38 this might lead to a misunderstanding. It doesn't like Vegemite in the way that it becomes more aggressive, it hates it as in it won't go near anyone who has had Vegemite within the last 24 hours. This also pairs with its ability to target non-australian accents as a way to kill tourists.

“I’m fading it in so that you don’t get scared” that is so kind and considerate, even though I’m not that scared of spiders, I appreciate that so much.

Girl: I BET HE'S CHEATING ON ME WHILE STUDYING ABROAD IN AUSTRALIA Boy: Dies

I know you didn't put anything in F-tier as a joke, but I think budgies and bearded dragons definitely belong there (along with the iconic quokka, because come on, how can you say to that smile?) For a decade I kept two budgies (one blue/white, one yellow) named Elvis and Presley, and while they couldn't talk (though I've tried getting them to many times), they loved kissing my fingers, flying around in our apartment (including at the top of kitchen cabinets by cookie jars and all we'd see is them looking down at us when we enter), and people/wildlife watching from the windows. My blue budgie in particular loved trying to camouflage with the curtains and the window trims since the curtains were blue and the window trim paint was white. I've kept a beardie named Frank (after Frank Lloyd Wright; my favorite architect) since 2013 and he's the most chill lizard I've ever come cross. Never bites, love to climb onto me, and when I pet him, he makes the cutest grin. However, beardies get a few points deducted for one biting Steve Irwin in the nose Another mention for F: The rhinoceros roach, the world's heaviest roach and it is native to Queensland. While people think roaches are pests, the vast majority of them actually aren't. This includes the rhinoceros roach. Completely harmless, they don't even have wings, they're kept as pets in their native country, and they help the ecosystem by consuming dead eucalyptus leaves and recycling other matter

I laughed way too hard at the death adder > life substractor joke

He didn’t even talk about the emus they literally lost a war with them

I like the fact that no one here expected a single F-tier animal to exist in Australia.

Casually Explained: Even the trees are dangerous Vietnam veterans: *I KNEW IT* The Sun being in S-tier makes perfect sense because as a wise man once said, the Sun is a deadly lazer. This also doesn't change the fact that the Australian flag is nothing more than a British reaction vid

You know a person’s an Aussie when they say: “AHH! A HUNTSMAN! Oh wait, it’s only a huntsman

"Now, when North Americans see a platypus, they all say the same thing." *P E R R Y T H E P L A T Y P U S !?*

"Guess what the opposite of Death Adder is - *LIFE SUBTRACTOR!* " LMAOOO

The fact he didn’t mention how scorpions would survive an entire week in water just blew my mind even 2 years later

I was expecting him to mention the emu and cassowary as well. Even the kangawallafox would have been a good addition.

forgot the SS tier for animals who have actually won a war against humans: *EMU*

points you missed: - eucalyptus trees can drop their branches randomly. they were know has widowmaker trees back in the 19th century due to dropping heavy branches on men and killing them. - not only do irukandji jellyfish cause enough pain to make you suicidal, they're also about the size of your thumbnail, and their tentacles can reach up to 1 metre. they're also translucent in the water :) - australia contains the entire top 10 most venomous and dangerous snakes in the world. - you can smear vegemite behind your ears to prevent dropbear attacks. the smell is very strong and dropbears tend to avoid it. thanks for coming to my ted talk

"Hey Fred." Fred,

7:06 oh shit the moonlords coming!

As an Australian, can confirm trampolines are one of the most deadly animals in Australia. Edit: Thanks for the likes, it would mean a lot if just 1 person checked out my daily jokes :)

Life subtractor joke may be his BEST joke ever on youtube. Never laughed this much. Totally unexpected.

I lived in Australia for three years. We had funnel spiders on our patio, but we ignored each other. NBD. The worst, though, was the *Telstra.* It hunts you down where ever you go, and when you least expect it, refuses to allow you to keep your old phone number when you get a new phone. Worse, it will then send its horrifying double edged bill to destroy you, by charging you for both phones simultaneously. Thank the Lord I moved back to the US, where I can at least dump AT&T into the ocean when I want.

8 year old Casually Explained’s adorable Australian accent was definitely S+

Even when he just talks _about_ Australia his accent shifts at bit. Cool.

This is honestly one of my favorite KZfaq channels, it's up there in the top. Pure Grade Addictive, Funny, short and genius content.

LMFAO DUDE THE HUNSTMAN SPIDER "I'm fading it in so you don't get scared" HAHAHA

"Stingrays, i haven't even said anything about them yet, and your already sad" This hit me hard :(

Someone edgy: “Death is my middle name” Death adder snake: “Amateur”

Thank you so much for making the spider pictures either indistinct or non-existent. You saved me from minutes of skin crawl and hyper awareness.

"the trees are literally made of oil" *American has entered the chat*

"Stingrays" I am not crying You are

Aw, it's "S" for sad for the Stingray because that's what killed Steve Irwin ☹️

Once I was sitting in my car when I noticed a massive huntsman on the outside of my window. So I thought I would face my fear and have a look, through the safety of the glass, nice and close at him. My nose was about an inch from him when I noticed that what I thought was his undercarriage was in-fact his top end, and all his awful little black eyes were staring straight back at me. This in fact meant that he was not outside my car but inside, and I was sitting there virtually nose to nose with him! And he chose this exact instant of realisation to do his famous sudden freak sprint into the inner workings of my steering wheel. I never saw him again but from then on that car always gave me a sense of foreboding when I hopped in to drive

Im Australian and I aint lying when I say that the trampoline with the exposed springs gave me chills.

“The trees are literally made of oil” *Star-Spangled Banner starts playing intensely*

thanks so much for the fade in . Definitely helped

As an Australian everything in this is extremely accurate. Life subtractor is the best joke I've ever heard.

"Stingrays" **Silence** "See, I haven't even said anything yet and you're already sad." Damn, didn't expect that joke comin ngl

the “fading it in so you don’t get scared” was such a good add and probably for his mom who watches his videos and that’s adorable and i respect it

Never run over a wombat. You'll fuck up your car, it'll probably flip over, and now you've got a pissed off wombat outside.

I had one of those trampolines, long rectangular one. Didn't even come with the protective tarp, anyway my brother once did that thing where you jump at a certain time and go realllly high, so I went flying. Into the springs. I got a chunk of my hip ripped off and bled through two beach towels before we got to the hospital. Never used the trampoline again.

You also forgot to mention how gumtrees will randomly drop entire branches on you with no warning or visible signs.

"I'm fading it so you don't get scared" My dude, heaven is not worthy of receiving you

2:21 Also the “widow maker” trees that legit randomly drop branches

Lost it at 'life subtractor'. Great vid, very educational

You know you’ve met a true Aussie when they speak about Huntsmans as their pets to keep around so they kill other insects

“The trees are made of Oil” America: “SOMEONE SAY OIL”?!

Awww you are the first person I’ve EVER seen who “fades in” the photo of the spider and it’s much appreciated 🥹❤️ I HATE them they are so scary to me so you are the sweetest thank you 🥺🥺💗💗

Correction: Americans look at a platypus and go “Where’s Perry?”

i see why he doesn't post often, it must be real hard to do this level realistic of animation.

There is something very satisfying and ego affirming in saying “oh it’s just a huntsmen/wolf spider” when they’re the size of your hand

im from Tassie, and I always thought you speak with an aussie accent at times! how cool

"The trees are literally made of oil." USA: Let's bring them democracy

I actually really appreciate you fading the spider, like fr. You're a real homie

“As a Tasmanian, I spent a lot of time looking at the sun.” Me, a Queenslander: you can look at the sun?

damn, how did i miss this gem you had me when fading in the spider that was very thoughtful of you, thank you sir

"Be very wary if they seem to have something in their pouch because it's probably a Glock." Can confirm, I've sold many Glocks to Kangaroos in my lifetime.

“Now when North Americans see a platypus they all say the same thing...” Perry the platypus? “...heh beaver go quack” Oh.

There's one animal Australians are genuinely concerned over that isn't on this list. Rabbits. Yea that's right, rabbits. Aussie sees rabbit jump, Aussie builds fence. Aussie didn't know rabbits dig, fence useless. Aussie decided to poison rabbits, bit success, until it wasn't. The survivors are practically immune to poison. Much humping, destroyed crops, general mayhem, etc..

So glad you included the Drop Bears and Telstra, but you forgot the Robodebt bots.

“When I was growing up in Tasmania...” That explains a lot.

“When beavers look at a body of running water and think.... stop”. I was expecting “Damn”.

i get on youtube trying to find content i relate to the most and immediately click on casually explained because Dangerous Australian Wildlife Tier List really speaks to me on a personal level

Forgot about the kangaroo epidemic OF THEM CONSTANTLY JUMPING INFRONT OF YOUR CAR GOING 80km/hr ONCE A DAY

“When North Americans See aPlatypus they all say the same thing” Me: PERRY THE PLATYPUS

Kangaroos have a top speed of 70km/h. Even the strong won't make it.

Another fun fact about some trees is they will drop large limbs in a drought (to conserve water). There have been many people killed when camping under a white box eucalypt, and it just drops half a ton of wood on their tent.

"i'm fading it in so you don't get scared" bro i got progressively more nervous the clearer it got

"A Tier: Will Kill You" *Ad Plays* "Hi, I'm a Verizon engineer"

Eucalyptus trees will also NOT hesitate to drop a branch on your head so if you're going camping don't put your tent underneath one I'm not joking

i got an ad with telus and it had a turtle swimming on air and it was right after you announced the last tier..x

Had a good smile and a bit of a giggle for most of that, actually spat my coffee out when you compared Telstra with the irukandji.. not wrong👌🤣🇦🇺

Huntsman spiders are pretty dangerous when, like what happened to me, one emerges on the inside of your motorcycle helmet visor because it got too cold near the air vents at 120kph down the highway. I didn't stack my bike, but I did set a Guinness world record forr fastest controlled dismount and dishelmeting record.

Casually explained: stingrays Everyone: why you gonna hurt us like that

as an Australian we all collectively fear magpies in spring they swoop over everyone they go for the head absolutely frighten me

0:49 That PAUSE~!!!! I wonder if you had to re-record that because, if it were me, I know I wouldn't hold back my laughter.

Top tier better be the Australian Magpie otherwise it doesn’t count :p

The Steve Irwin joke actually hurt

I’m Australian and was laughing so hard, but I died when you said drop bears 🤣🤣🤣

Your Studio Ghibli faves are top tier, my friend 👌