He who fights cats should see to it that he does not become himself a cat

@@Hello-ub8kt So that's how furries are made?

@@peterprime2140 no, this a darker, more sinister being... A creature of the Uncanny Valley

@@peterprime2140 this is what happens when furries express nihilism

But it died so that something else--something better--could be reborn.

Something dies in everyone who watches Cats, the 2019 film.

yeah, but it got 8 more lives, so who cares?

It's a Christmas tradition! They say his soul shattered in three places that day...

HellecticMojo Yeah. I didn’t consider that.

Because they do

Lol

Well, the charming youtuber Black Nerd embraced the shityness of this movie and have seen it multiple times with unbelievable joy

They have seen things. Terrible things.

That's the typical reaction of a non-fan seeing the movie.

LMFAO

you mean a cat accident

@@benjaminshinar9509 brilliant!

@@benjaminshinar9509 What a Catastrophe!

Firelifeblizzard no one should have to go through what you went through. Be strong, you will one day move past the cosmic horror that is CATS

I saw this comment before Dan got to describing that part, and I thought you were making a joke about the movie being so bad it made you hallucinate horrific Loveceaftian monsters. I wish I had been right.

Is it weird I want to see it now?

Firelifeblizzard I’m so sorry... you will be stronger from this one day...

Reminds me of A Clockwork Orange

alegs I probably wouldn’t be able to leave the theater that day due to shock.

I was half-expecting him to go into a full-on Dr. Manhattan inner monologue about his relationship to this film and cats in general. Something like this: It is December 23rd, 2019, XX:XX and I have just walked out of a screening of Cats. I saw the whole movie. Wasn't pretty, but I did it for the job I've got. It is July 18th, 2019, XX:XX and I have just seen the first trailer. I laugh, knowing that this film is clearly a mistake, but one that probably will be a flash in the pan no one will want to see. After all, the new Star Wars sequel is coming out around that time also. It is like committing cinematic suicide. It is December 23rd, 2019, XX:XX, I am getting into my car to see the Cats movie everyone is talking about. It can't be that bad. After all, Taylor Swift is in that mess and Universal gave it the green light. Someone had to tell someone else there that something was wrong with this picture before it could get that bad. They have test screenings, after all. It is September 5th, 2004, 10: 00 A.M. and I am at my parents house. They have a cat with a rather typical name. Something a kid could come up with. Whiskers? Boots? It doesn't matter. All that does is that I am in serious pain because of it. This cat, Whiskers, Boots, or whatever scratched me in the face. Not in the eye, but I feel pain up there. I'm worried that I won't be able to see after that sudden visual strike of terror. It is December 23rd, 2019, XX:XX and I am half-way through Cats. I am in a pain familiar to something I've lived before, but there's something different about this. There's something mental about this. It is like as if my eyes went shut and I was shunted off to a hellish wonderland. It is like as if Lewis Carroll had asked a chronic psychedellic to finish his work: even more so than the original text we've got. This is terror. This is insanity put to film. I see this and I'm back in July laughing at the botched roll-out. I'm back at my parents house back in September of '04 reeling and retching from the pain in face. I'm back in my car earlier this day heading here without a clue of what I'm getting in... But that's just the vibe I was getting when this started.

I didn't even think there was going to be narration. I half expected the entire video just to continue those silent shots of him looking stunned on the drive home.

Battle fatigued*

I hung a similar expression after my battle with Cats

He is.

Cathulu stirs... and purrs.

Because he doesn't. He's talking about a movie that doesn't have much to say and chooses awkward and cringe-inducing ways to say it, with the mild horror coming from normal people putting together something this uncomfortable as a big-budget production. It doesn't have a lot in common with Lovecraft. Your joke doesn't land, except it's KZfaq comments, so "Great Old Ones tearing apart reality" (laughter turns into applause turns into standing ovation)

Except, @@MegaZeta, I think that you're wildly off the mark with that summation. At the heart of Lovecraftian horror is the fear of the unknown (and, of course, some baked-in xenophobia) and how the human psyche responds to that, in particular with references to the attempted human perception of unknowable or unpercievable sights. I would say that a film the plot and motivations of which are opaque, presented in a media in which we, as people, see things that literally never would have existed in the natural world and that plays with existential concepts such as reincarnation and death is undeniably lovecraftian in nature. Sure, a lot of what makes a topic lovecraftian is in presentation (just see, for example, all of the cute cathulu toys and cartoons that all but in name are completely separate from the genre), and sure, perhaps the joke could be refined, much in the way that many off-hand comments on KZfaq could be. But when it comes down to it, your comment comes across as you lashing out over some kind of fear of 'normal people' co-opting a genre that you obviously have a passionate interest in. But hey, I guess that's just my opinion. I personally think the idea of cats coming off as somehow lovecraftian is quite funny in it's own right, and hey, the jokes keep getting voted up, so I guess at least some other people do too.

@@MegaZeta The movie is strange and mildly disturbing, so exaggerating the distubring aspects through colourful language and verbose word choice results in a fun video. You're just a spoilsport

So like you had almost gotten use to living this hell and then all of a sudden, for a mere passing moment, you feel some attraction towards this cat. He is, at least in your now broken mind, kinda hot. And then, quick as a blink, you return to yourself, you feel repulsion towards this travesty return, but in your memories are those split seconds of the grave sin committed in your mind. No one knows your transgressions but you, and you can seek no comfort from others as to do so would mean revealing your weakness. The guilt eats at you, as you lose any sense of what it meant to be happy. You are now a husk, a cardboard cutout pretending the rain is fells pleasant. And you are alone, for you know deep in your soul you deserve no companionship. But worst of all? You know no companionship would suffice now that you yearn for Macavity's rock hard abs. Yummy.

@@SonicKid7 You are attracted to a human aspect (abs) and not some obscure cat aspect of that hybrid humancat-thing. You are strong, that in your horror, you found energy to be attracted to something mids of experiencing this hellscape of a film! Soo No worries!

Plus they inexplicably gave him and only him fur that matches the actor's skin tone. It has to have been a deliberate choice.

@@SonicKid7 I think that's possibly just a personal issue. 😂

@@ImpudentInfidel especially since maccavety is explicitly, a ginger Tom.

That's basically The Thing with him. He's both of those things. He's killed actual humans. Scotland Yard wants him caught.

A serial killer is a kind of prankster

@@LaZodiac/videos Wait, humans exist in this universe? I assumed it was just full of weird cat people.

It was just a prank bro!

@@randomperson11111123 In the lore of the film these are just regular house cats in the real human world.

maybe the real cats were the eldritch horrors we met along the way

Cathullu.

@@isprobablyjobhunting you put into imperfect, human words the true nature of this film 10/10 would have nightmares again

aydooknow In the Meowth of Madness.

aydooknow Love that film. But it needed more cats.

Masamage And extracting energy from the rotating corpse of T. S. Elliot rotating in his grave.

This had me laughing like a psycho in the middle of the grocer's

I reject the concept of "uncanny valley".

@@firstlast-cs6eg ok

@@firstlast-cs6eg ok

@@tonimashdane33498 tbf for both directors it was neither their property, nor did they micromanage it

Louise X Skyfall was boring but the cinematography made it worthwhile. However both Spectre and the Last Jedi were absolute messes. Spectre was the second to last movie I watched in the cinema (the last being Suicide Squad which genuinely broke me) so you can imagine how much I hate it lol

Empty Sky, you haven't been to the cinemas in four years?! Whilst I'm sure it's doable it's remarkable nonetheless

Ricky Manson well, piracy and Netflix are right there lol. Also it’s not actually true anymore bc I went to saw Little Women last week (I loved it)

Louise X If we’re going to equate the original post to Star Wars, the Prequels would be a closer comparison.

hell of a freudian slip

How can you say something so controversial and yet so brave

Yeah I laughed so hard when I read the boston globe state MY EYES OH GOD MY EYES, and contemplated in such tranquility when watching this the reviews have brought out more emotions than I have felt in months

Probably?

The fact I have a playlist full of critiques is enough proof

These days critiques and video analysis like this gives more entertainment than the subject of criticism and analysis

Oh god no jesus nonono

Perfection.

You shot a bullet that would take a year to kill me, god damn you.

I do know that now, thanks. Gah.

God is dead, and we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?

And we already know that All Dogs Go to Heaven, so does this mean that these cats are all bound for hell?

@@TheCammerhammer Except for the one that goes to Heaven or gets reincarnated or whatever the Heaviside Layer is

@@sarahgent2674 the heaviside layer is the real world. the lore says that the lucky cat monster can ascend from the film into reality to cast a shadow over this realm for a thousand generations of sorrow and pain and cat sex

@@elliottloverin altho if you've seen this movie you know all cats deserve hell

Incredible

Piper Leary Sir Ian deserved better

They saw what The Emoji Movie had done to his friend Patrick and took it as a dare.

The ticket master laughed?? Holy shit bro i woulda ran then!

yeah that made me want to cry

Mckellen knew what he had gotten himself in for, he wanted to do it, all of it.

I mean, at this point, it’s plausible.

It provides a contrast that makes the problem sharper. If you are sitting in the dark, then your eyes adjust. But if you have a light there, then your eyes focus for that light, and everything is gears for taht light, even if it is a shitty light. Thus, everything else is darker.

Yeah, it's like they clearly *should* be wearing something, as indicated by the fact that they are wearing at least one article of clothing, and yet they don't. It's not just thay they are cats so of course they don't wear clothes : they do, and yet they don't

What makes it even better (worse?) is that the twin breakdancing cats who are wearing those shoes... aren't. Those shoes are CGI. In the trailer, they aren't wearing shoes, and if you look closely at their shoes in the movie, they bend in ways that clearly show they're CGI.

@@LavastormSW W H Y

Well, that Thundercats movie is never gonna get made at this point.

Mrs. Lincoln: MY HUSBAND IS DEAD!!! wom wom wom wom......

It makes me think that there should be an additional category. Some kind of "N", that stands for "Nobody will get out of this alive, but it doesn't really break any of your social mores so I guess kids can also be scarred by this too".

"death candidate" made me laugh out loud

It’s rated “universal” because you will be traumatized regardless of age

The show has always been "sexually inappropriate", but it was the first "mega musical" that was constantly attended by families with small children, so I imagine changing the rating for the adaptation - a movie that doesn't really add to, or worsen, the inappropriateness that was already there - felt like a needless roadblock that would probably get some parents pretty upset (it's much more affordable to take your kid to see the CATS movie than to see CATS on stage), they just gave it a "U"/"G"/"(Insert-rating-from-your-country's-MPAA-equivalent-here)". Which is hilarious cos the way a lot of these rating systems are set up are friggin jokes anyway, but I guess they like to think they've built up a reasonable amount of respect and would rather not piss off one too many audience members or studios...

At first I kind of skimmed this comment and was a little alarmed by “stayed half-risen for the whole number”

Cats=Elder Gods :confirmed!

So Cats is in fact the finest Lovecraftian adaption ever, just not in the way most people mean "Lovecraftian adaption."

@@KassFireborn EXACTLY! Old H.P. was a massive cat-boy after all!

It is said that in Ulthar, which lies beyond the river Skai, no man may kill a cat.

@@KassFireborn Its a lovecraft adaptation in the sense that it will make you feel like a lovecraft protagonist.

If you are a particularly repressed individual or would be considered otherwise vanilla than yea sure its pornigraphoc. I think it certainly gonna make some people uncomfortable cause its sexy people covered in fur. Might make them wonder how they are possessed to feel.

Remind's me of Ebert describing Cronenberg's Crash as fetish porn for a fetish nobody has.

It's like they took everything furries find hot in porn and like. Made the exact opposite of that

"A New Form of Pornography that Everyone Hates" would be an excellent title for a highly experimental novel.

The movie itself is probably an SCP item.

You know, now that you mention it, I think this movie IS an SCP

And the object class is Keter as we're all going to die!

The problem with that is the musical has spectacle made from the ballet and the intense singing bits of it that make up for the lack of a concise plotline and make it an entertaining enough experience for even the most confused non-theatre fan watchers. I haven't seen the movie yet but apparently (according to most reviewers) the CGI they worked SO hard on has completely failed to take the place of impressive choreography and talented vocals where they should have filled the gap of the plot.

honestly, as a fan of musical theater the one time I watched Cats live on stage left me sorely disappointed precisely because of the lack of any plot. It just didn‘t leave any lasting impression on me aside from Memory which I knew and loved before. Until recently I honestly thought it‘s just me, seeing as the musical is wildly successful but I guess most people just don‘t care about the lack of a compelling story or of menorable characters as long as there‘s spectacle to be dazzled by...

@@simoneholenstein6977 I don't think there is no plot to it, the plot is just quite simple and only there to frame the spectacle that the choreography, acting and singing create. The whole thing is an annual ball at which each cat that wishes to ascend presents itself and it's achievements in front of the leader, then the villain shows up to muck stuff up, the magical dude saves the day, and the ball is back on track. For a musical, as long as you pay attention to the lyrics, the efforts the actors make to fill up every second on stage with movement and cat shenanigans, and if the production is well made, it's enough. As a movie, however, had they wanted to present this to anyone over 10 years old they might've wanted to invest in a tone shift and some more attention to plot. I personally only like the 1998 film version of it, it's like a close up of the best version of the stage production you'll get, except the actors have obviously taken multiple takes to get every second of it just right. I have been to live plays of the musical but it's not as impressive when you're older, or, maybe I just haven't been to GOOD live plays of it.

Ella Marat I mean, that’s not surprising. Not everything needs a plot to be good in theater. That’s cool imo. It just doesn’t translate well to film at all.

@@angelic252 EXACTLY!! You can tell a non-fan from someone who actually enjoyed the show when they state "CATS has no plot". It does. It tells you the plot ad nauseam, but it has one.

Yup, CATS is purely a theater show where you pay to see practical effects, costuming, and nonsensical song and dance, plot be damned.

There's a direct to DVD adaptation. Not this one, another one.

It was to keep people's minds sane, it was a contingency tactic

@@iam9991000 Yeah, you can actually see clips of it on the official YT channel. But it's basically a recording of the stage play, so I'm not counting it like a movie.

@@iam9991000 If you want it I have a YT playlist of the entirety of that VHS/DVD version.

Prove to me this isn't the King in Yellow. Prove to me the cats don't dwell in Carcosa. Prove to me this isn't how the world ends.

Feels like the beginning of a Lovecraft story... what happens when he gets home? CAN he ever go home after seeing what he saw? does the idea of home even exist anymore? Is that a meowing sound he heard in the distance? Merry Christmas.

@@LazyParia is it minorities or low class whites' fault?

@@emperorleroy6747 What?

Iä-R’lyeh! Cthulhu fhtagn!

You're amazing too, Abby

the algorithm only _just_ pushed this up? Wtf? Edit: feed me more existential dread mommy

I read this in your voice

Cat

@Innocent Jogger I'd encourage you to read up on how from being trans works. The National Institute of Health and the Center for Disease Control are great resources!

you've finally given me the words to describe cats 2019

Huh. This KZfaq comment just made me get a reference in a different book I read. I can't recall the name but one of the antagonists was The King in Yellow, Hastur, who commanded abomination monsters and could destroy one's mind. I'm trying to recall... One of the main characters was a man named Zach.. ah yes, The Infinite Realm by Ivan Kal. I had no clue Hastur was a character from a completely different book.

lovecraft being public domain, you'll find a lot of books, games, and movies have characters either ripped, or very heavily referenced from many of lovecrafts writings, as well as the 'expanded universe' he built with his colleagues. @@vastowen4562

@Knock Out :D

Wait he's in this trainwreck?

Yeah, but it seems like he isn’t taking it too seriously and that he knows how ridiculous it is.

SIMPSONS REFERENCE

Calvin_Coolage Yeah. He plays the villain McCavity. He also grinds with Taylor Swift and explodes into a pile of glitter

#IBelieveInDanOlson

I'd be surprised if dashcams use film. But if somebody's did, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Dan's.

@@HereComesPopoBawa "Filming," here being used as a synonym of "recording," just as cinematic features are called "films," and "movies."

@@IrvingIV Indeed, "recording" can encompass any manner of record, be it audible, visual, textual, or any other sort of script of how something happened. I don't know of a better term than "filming" here except maybe "video recording", but that's a bit awkward.

#releasethedashcamcut

As mentioned further up, the character in the stage play isn't actually as...erm...well proportioned as the actress. It makes sense in the stage play since during that particular point the person removes the huge fur coat their wearing to reveal a glamorous outfit underneath. However because of the Actresses proportions they couldn't really do that reveal without 'fat shaming' her which just made it REALLY weird...

Or, you know. God forbid animate it fully and forgo real actors to begin with.

the people that work with special effects and costuming have unions while the cgi animators do not

@@luketfer wtf are you talking about

@@louisee7339 they're trying to nicely say that Rebel Wilson is pretty fat. In the play, that character unzips a huge furcoat to reveal the glamourous outfit (it shouldn't be an outfit underneath her skin) and is actually a lot thinner. They couldn't do that with Rebel Wilson without making it look like fat shaming because she is pretty fat.

If hell is the one place God chooses not to have His presence, hell is Cats.

The movie Cats sent God on a balloon trip and he came back as a cat monster

imagine the above comment by beoweasal in a morgan freeman voice

and then played with his corpse and hid his head in your bed to find when you're asleep. BECAUSE CATS.

SO MUCH BODY

It's significantly less sexual than the play. And they worked to make the movie less sexual through changes to the cg. And how does mocap affect the appeal of the dances? It's literally the exact same movements. You're making no sense.

@@Theyungcity23 definitely too sexual

How can you be a huge Cats fan? It's absolute trash even the book it's based off is just the baby talk ramblings of Eliot's brain infected with toxoplasmosis

@@arlostein1000 toxoplasmosis-induced rambling is a concept that sounds incredibly funny to me for some reason

Well it has some novelty value...

Not just in the same sentence. These two phrases should never be used in the same form of media, or on the same week.

Merry deanmess!

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Dalmatian weirdo

Trust me, it wont.

Don't worry it won't

Jesus Christ what??

For me, it has to be Old Deuteronomy staring straight into the camera, and deadpan saying “Remember a Cat is not a Dog” as if that were the moral from this trainwreck, the most important detail we were meant to take away. I started laughing uncontrollably at that scene, and soon after the entire room was laughing at how ridiculously stupid it was.

Mine was definitely when Taylor Swift's fingernails extended into claws. My whole body broke out in goosebumps just writing this.

When Idris Elba shows up without any clothes. I can only laugh as the uncontrollable horror fills my body. There is no experience in my 21 years of life that compares to the horror I felt that cold day in December of 2019.

I watched an absolute garbage camrip of this with my best friend that would cut to an ad for a gambling site every twenty minutes and somehow the worst part of the experience was when Rebel Wilson cat removed her skin.

I don't think I've ever seen a movie break critics so bad before, half of the reviews sound like the ramblings of a poor, unfortunate soul that looked into the eyes of the elder gods and went mad.

@@murciadoxial8056 They need to make more movies like that

Its just ugly to look at, I have no idea who made the decisions on cgi modeling, the color palate is so shaded it just looks dirty, the sets/background cgi completely disregard scale which is difficult for you brain to adjust to because it wants uniformity. the jerky movement isn't catlike, its like bad youtube jumpcut editing. it just fails so hard at what it was trying to do.

that was your brain's immune system in action

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

Why can't we have the man talk about Cats and the Philip Glass music?

koyaaniSCATsi, life out of balance

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*SCREAMS SEXTERNALLY*

amy is the only good cat now

I reckon he went home, after driving for a few hours, and didn’t even so much as look at Amy, in case, against all logic, he looked at her and saw only his own face where once a cat’s was. It wasn’t worth the risk to check. Cosmic horror with no equal.

When I got home after Cats, I couldn't look at my cat for a hot minute, either

This makes me want to see the movie. Judy Dench "scissoring into the air with approval" has certainly peaked my interest

@@trequor *piqued

@@mrjuanderfuI No, "peaked". "Piqued" means something else, Lopez

@@trequor are you joking? You used the idiom incorrectly. "Piqued my interest" means to spark (arouse) curiosity. That idiom has always been that way. It's ok to be wrong. "peaked my interest" is a common eggcorn online. An eggcorn is a phrase used incorrectly from mishearing or misinterpreting the proper word or phrase.

@@mrjuanderfuI I'm well aware. I'm not using the idiom. I'm afraid that you are making assumptions... *Lopez*

Same

That would be such a power move, honestly.

Sambou Jaiteh I'd watch the shot out of that though!

Xavier was a clever kind of purposeful bad. Cats is horrifyingly genuine.

Except Xavier was a well executed, smartly done chaos, with great dialogue. Cats is just some Eldritch abomination

Xavier: Renegade Angel is hilarious though

Keep us updated. Let us know how it goes.

Jey X. Also poisoned popcorn....

You either have the worst relationship with your ex, or the best. Either way please update!

I think your ex may get the wrong idea

You absolute monster! I like you.

But at least if they'd done it *on purpose,* we could (shudder but still) politely applaud that they at least achieved their goal. That didn't seem to actually be the goal, though. Yet this was just like a nightmare that was made viewable, pensieve-projector style, to an unsuspecting and undeserving-of-such-punishment audience. Who paid to be there, sure, but they paid to waste their time on a flashy, showy spectacle -- not to be horrified and discomforted by some lovecraftian tribute, Alice in Wonderland-meets-Cats-meets... idk, a D-level horror-survival movie?... mishmash.

same... people keep saying how horny it is, and I feel like I have to "experiment" with this movie like a confused college freshman.

Yes, maybe I'm just not getting the joke, but it sounds like an extremely effective horror movie. Maybe too effective?

This is the only thing that has made me want to see it. I had no idea their cat bodies were......cg....or that there was any cg in the movie....the point was that it was a bunch of people in suits writhing around, wasn't it?

This is the only thing that has made me want to watch the movie.I feel allmost compelled

It's alluring, but do you really what to give money to them? Like, they might make more of this shit. I'm watching it illegally.

Ah, maybe they cut the crossover ending with MiB.

*Wipe.

10 / 10 reference

@@Misadventures_85 all I am is references

That's the only way to explain it.

The MTF's didn't stand a chance

Considering that the Blu-Ray is about to come out soon, Object Class upgrade to Keter is recommended. I'm expecting a few reviews that talk about the film at that point, as well as some unholy clips.

I felt that in my bones dude

a few weeks actually

OMG

so this is all just layers of bad art atop each other.

Andrew Ollmann you're being too generous. It's closer to Eliot's baby talk insanity after his brain was infected with toxoplasmosis. One upside now everyone realises Hooper sucks which should've been realised after les mis

Dude he is plainly aware of that "Suessical nonsense"

@@arlostein1000 are you one of those people that is absolutely obsessed with hating actual cats

@@iosefka7774 Sounds like it.

Correct

But she’s not supposed to be stripped she’s a white cat

@@lunarbunny8098 She's white, but has little leopard spots. She's also the only white cat (I think). God this movie feels like a fever dream.

Latifa

Wait, did anyone check the credits? Hastur might be an Exec. Producer.

Dread Catcosa

The black cat fled across the desert, and the gunslinger cried in his car.

Shub-NiPURRath, the Black Cat of Broadway with a Thousand Kittens

"Myask? Cats wear nyo myask!"

It’s the true meaning of Kwanzar

Foldablefeline

BUT AT WHAT COST?

@@courierbilly Clearly at the cost of the mans peace of mind

more like a X-Mas terror...released from the eldritch dominion.....

Berserk

overlookers The best reference!

WHYYYYY MY EYES YAH.

All the live long day

naked HUMAN cats*

I've been obsessively watching the reviews as I find them, I suppose to absorb the experience through horror-stricken osmosis. I think it is both my own divine quest and unholy prison to behold all the Hells and tortures Cats (2019) has to bestow upon man.

Shitty movies give us so much good KZfaq videos

@@mysteriousnonamegirl7685 Same.

You have to. You won't understand until you do

It's not what "Bob" does to you, it's what "Bob" allows you to do to yourself.

No, why people hate Cordon is pretty clear.

@@esotericVideos D'you mind sharing the knowledge? I've seen so much James Corden hate, particularly from Europeans (who universally seem to despise him), and I don't quite understand it? I get that he's unfunny and punchable, but that applies to a lot of celebrities.

@@caoisekamay1175 when he was younger a story came out every year or 2 of him being an absolute prick to waiters fans ect. Also hes done anything good since gavin and Stacey.

@@caoisekamay1175 Sorry this reply comes so late to where you’re now probably either up to speed or no longer care, the KZfaqr Cid Dwyer actually has a video cataloging most of the shitty things James has done on-record. I don’t remember the precise title; just search Cid and James’s names together and it should come up 😊

Ah good, a fine upstanding gentleman ready to FREE. THEIR SKIN.