What an amazing lobster shirt I love it

Nostalgia Critics brain is stuck in 2010

Idiot's Elbow doesn't belong in Europe.

It seems to me that crypto and NFTs gain new followers by being too complicated for the average person to fully comprehend the value proposition and how they work. These new followers just assume "well that sounds really complex and if these people selling the idea understand it, they must be really smart so I should listen to them." I'd love to learn if there have been past schemes that have operated in the same way, like during the early tech bubble or even before the digital age.

19:41 i really want to hear that

I could type out a short novel giving all the ways you vastly helped, in the end I'd just be saying "thank you" so, I'll just say thank you much appreciated!

I hope Scott is doing well

7:32 Not Tim Shieff. I used to be a big Ninja Warrior fan so I checked out his channel. This is not out of context and worse clip could have been used. I think it’s gotten even worse since the pandemic.

Blizzard games are strangely capable of making this toxic meta-gamer crowd... WoW, Overwatch, it's why I always avoided the games

This is such a minor complaint but. Susan needs the gun, okay. Scope? Okay. Silencer? Of course! A bunch of extra 10-round detachable mags? You're not gonna be taking a second shot, lady. Either you hit, or you don't. You don't need a bunch of extra ammo

Well-well-well! It's finally here! Hellblade 2! The least important game ever! A textbook example of creative impotence! Five hour long chore of a techdemo. It has amazing visuals but spends two hours in a dark caves. It's characters(what a bunch of logs) does NOT shut the fuck up but saying absolutely nothing. It's combat is cosmetic for the most part. It's corpo stench are insufferable. It is an awful product. It's an awful game. Fuck Hellblade 2.

The earth is flat. Its time that people globally, around the world accept this. ❤ 💯 💶

Everything I know tells me that it would be impossible for the Sol system to be at the center of the universe, as Sol orbits the center of the galaxy. However, we don't know what/where the borders of our universe are. That little bit gnaws at me for asserting something we don't know is fact. It may be, however unlikely, that the Milky Way is located at the "center," as it were, but we do not have the capability of determining that, since we can not see the edges. Again, I am almost certain it is not. Not even relatively. I can't prove it though and, as far as I am aware, neither can anyone else. The Flat Earther's are crazy and pretty stupid, even in this. At the moment, this is still kind of He-Said-She-Said.

Late to this but 'just a burning memory' is a great example in this sort of narrative music

Fun fact: the medal scene at the end of Star Wars Episode IV was taken from this movie.

This liberal is off his rocks. gold and silver stacking It's a safe Way to hold your wealth

Don't worry Apes, that very stable genius RFK Jr has come to your aid! Soon you will bankrupt the country and live as kings.

World gold council sounds like something the local tinfoil hat would warn about

Is the narrator for the quotes that isn't Dan someone from Relay FM? It sounds like them

⁠Holy shit, I figured it out. I know what they think is happening. It’s so simple and so stupid, it didn’t occur to me. It all goes back to Heat Lamp. So, the whole thing revolves around a very simple dilemma. In January of 2021, the shorts needed to close their position. The apes believe they owned at least an overwhelming majority of the shares. And yet the shorts, besides Melvin, were largely able to cover their position. So the question is simple, if the shorts need to buy, but the apes aren’t selling, what are the shorts buying to cover their position? That’s what Heat Lamp is for, they’re taking real shares off the market, and putting in fake shares. The shorts can buy those fake shares to cover their position, even if the apes aren’t selling. THAT’S why they need DRS, to prove that, unlike the shorts, they own the real shares. THAT’S why they think it wasn’t DFV, they think the shorts needed to essentially do the charade again, take some of the real shares off the market and inject a new supply of fake shares. THAT’S why they’re saying that the shorts never closed, that they’re “kicking the can down the road”. They think they own fake shares, and are still in a precarious position if the scheme were to be revealed, and are trying to slowly cover their position over time, leading to a convincing perception of propriety, while engaging in fraud. Holy shit that is dumb. _Unimaginably_ stupid. I’m mad at myself for being able to figure it out, because I think it says something uncharitable about me. THAT’S why they’re undeterred and think they only need to keep buying shares, even through the dilution of the stock, because the true silver bullet is revealing the fraud. But yeah, I think I got it. Unless an ape explains to me that I’m wrong, I’m gonna assume this is the scenario rattling in their brains. I hope you can correct me on this if I’m wrong, comrade kxv.

1:08:11 Describes every 3rd person game like it's so revolutionary lol

Hearing Dan describe his 34 minute video on the editing in Suicide Squad as an "extended video" hits different after the multi-hour epics he's dropped in recent years.

1:19:05 is this a michael reeves reference? lol

i know this voice? Is this devcamp or meldoron?

I'm sat here trying to figure out if there was ever a version of me that would have put up with that guy screaming at me about the fines i would incur for not playing a video game correctly without just saying "fuck off" and quitting the game.

He was with her mother in hong kong right before she died

It feels weird how Ana is styled with the same hair and makeup as EL James, it's like she's doing a cosplay

Hey Dan, Just thought I'd chime in with a little helpful input here. You pronounce "Cliques" as "clee-kays" instead of "clicks" and I thought you should know about this terrible blunder.

14 million views and less than 1 million followers is CRIMINAL. this took so much work to do!

What does q anon have to do with the earth being observably level and stationary?

Can you do this experiment again, this time with the boat at the distance where it is obscured at approximately 3 miles then zoom in on it, it will no longer be obscured when the camera increases your line of sight.

I love the small detail at the beginning of Dan literally asking himself to introduce himself off camera.

This whole thing reminds me of Chris Chan's "dimensional merge".

didnt make money

I actually don't understand the lack of common sense in so many people. The ground/sea goes up in your line of sight with distance, anything above the horizon goes down in your line of sight. The so called curvature at 3 miles is just your line of sight an approximate six foot height, this line of sight decreases the lower and lower you get, obviously not curvature causing it. See how you can zoom in to boats not visible to the eye by using camera equipment and see how a wave can obscure a whole boat at distance which would not happen if the boat was 10ft away: Explaining How Waves, Swells & Tides Hide the Bottoms of Boats/City Skylines to the Globe Faithful

IF RYAN COHEN IS IN, I’M IN

On the Bat Credit Card: It's not like Batman can just be like "By the way, put all of my expenses on Bruce Wayne's tab, we're friends." Of course he needs finances under the name of Batman.

The hardest part about hearing all of this is when i talk to my own parents and they parrot the same talking points. It feels like i am losing them in a way.

46:10 If Ana's virginity is such a deal-breaker, then he should've been responible enough (or conscious enough of his own desire not to waste time with incompatable partners) to directly or even subtly bring it up (just lie and say something like "I'm not comfortable with inequal sexual experience in my sexual partners --(especially when I sadistically dom them)"-- even though he clearly doesn't really care about anything of the sort except to avoid virgins) beforehand on their "I don't date" non-date coffee date or such. But no! Christian delegates the regulation of important information involving his sexual practices & compatibility and/or the managing of his emotions to his 'sub' partner. Bastard blame-shifting man-child.

"THE WORLD GOLD COUNCIL" IM SPEECHLESS

I have to shamefully admit, given the dozens of times I've watched this, it took me far too long to figure out that you're walking around the park looking for the tree that gets hidden behind the curve.

If you’re on mobile and you click on the profile of that kxv GameStop shill, you’ll see that he has well over 100 comments on this video and is also a hardened communist 😂

One thing that always strikes me as particularly interesting about conspiracy theories is that believers think that people with power are beholden to words. Like how sovereign citizens think the Rothschilds own the world but can be thwarted by saying "I revoke my consent to be owned". If the system stands to lose everything if the apes win, why would it respect its own rules once that means the apes would win?

The similarities between this vid and This Is Financial Advice are interesting. Down to the similar lingo in the two groups-- diamond hands, paper hands, HODL, FUD etc

Frozen nuggets are a relatively cheap and easy way to quickly add bits of protein to pasta. While it may be healthier to get a whole organic chicken breast and chop it up and add a bunch of spices, it's way more expensive, I'd have to deal with leftovers and worry about the meat going bad, and it takes way much more time and effort. So I'd rather take the frozen nuggets that don't taste THAT good because I know I can make and eat and not waste them AND it's still protein and calories I otherwise would not have eaten

Is there any scientific evidence of gold being foreign to earth? I’m having a hard time believing gold would survive the entry phase.

Saying "I've written a book" after having spent a lot trying to get others to write books for you is like saying "I am an artist" when all you do is type words into a AI prompt. Come to think of it, I wouldn't be surprised if the twins gave up their DFY audiobook racket once they learned that they can get ChatGPT to write their crappy books for them. It worked for that Scotsman who made that Willy Wonka experience.

Need to upvote this again, esp in light of recent events, so hope this works!! Dan, you are a treasure!!!

If you could make a 6 hour video like this every two or three days or so, that would be great

Imagine if a billionaire bored out of their mind decided to feed into some crazy conspiracy theory that knocked on their door just to see how far they could take it.