Cats Does Countdown's HYSTERICAL Guide To SEX | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

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Everything you've ever wanted to know about SEX (and even stuff you didn't) brought to you by Jimmy Carr, David Mitchell, Lee Mack, Kathy Burke and Sara Pascoe on #EightOutOfTenCatsDoesCountdown.
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@rahulpanicker1453 2 жыл бұрын

"The key to an orgy is catering" goddamn legend David Mitchell

@melanisticmandalorian8909 2 жыл бұрын

Always Sunny in Philadelphia knows about this.

@scottfreckle237 Жыл бұрын

He's not even funny by accident

@andrybak 3 ай бұрын

07:38

@WalterLiddy 2 жыл бұрын

"Family bucket" is my new favorite euphemism.

@cruellaclose722 2 жыл бұрын

It’s not. Stop fronting.

@kylekinsey2624 2 жыл бұрын

There's a joke in there somewhere about a girl from Nantucket

@Karma-qt4ji 2 жыл бұрын

I prefer the "boneless banquet" :D

@JebediahKerb 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing will ever beat "hung like a doughnut"

@onglee7234 2 жыл бұрын

@@kylekinsey2624 7

@hailfastcorexxx 2 жыл бұрын

David Mitchel’s handcuffs bit is honestly one of my favourite in the history of the show.

@gauravgummaraju 2 жыл бұрын

Well, it did lead to the most unnecessary joke by Jimmy a few moments later.

@al201103 2 жыл бұрын

My favourite is either the entire Christmas special when they had Jedward on and Sean got drunk (that might be 8outof10 as opposed to Countdown) or the Chris Eubank impressions - both installments.

@Noycey64 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Victoria knew David took her hand cuffs. 😂

@Smokeyr67 2 жыл бұрын

I loved the “Kate Middletons DNA” bit

@NyaCroft Ай бұрын

Really? Not in my top 50 unlike jimmys glory hole 🕳️ 🤣🤣

@scsutton1 2 жыл бұрын

"Smurf is my bondage safety word." God dammit, Sean Lock. I still miss you like mad.

@raysravens52 2 жыл бұрын

His passing randomly came across my US news feed and it lead me down the rabbit hole of the entire 8 out of 10 Cats Extended Universe so he's the gift that keeps on giving.

@al201103 2 жыл бұрын

I don't think I've really accepted it yet.

@vicksurname7840 2 жыл бұрын

Same.

@troywalkertheprogressivean8433 Жыл бұрын

11:35 I like how Jon is playing Meg Ryan's character while doing a pretty good imitation of Billy Crystal.

@robertvantine2810 Жыл бұрын

Meg Ryan? Meg Foster is the one with the amazing eyes, from the He-Man movie...

@troywalkertheprogressivean8433 Жыл бұрын

@@robertvantine2810 I don't know how or why I made that mistake. I must be getting old.

@theubercaste 6 ай бұрын

Exactly

@joshackerley4622 2 жыл бұрын

I had never seen the substituting sexual terms for fast food and it did not disappoint

@mvl71 2 жыл бұрын

Just don't do it the other way around is my tip

@billyeveryteen7328 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing has always been that the wardrobe/costume people went through the trouble of matching the color of the fake mustache to Roisin's hair. And why wouldn't you keep the best line at the end? "Oh yeah, the whole ham!"

@goteborgsfonsterrenovering Ай бұрын

@XenilaVanilla 2 жыл бұрын

*“No integration…no penetration”* 👌🏻😂

@ricardovelasco3976 2 жыл бұрын

I am brushing up on my Calculus already, you never know; one day ....

@XenilaVanilla 2 жыл бұрын

@@ricardovelasco3976 mental arithmetic is key in the world of dating, I think you’re doing the right thing… 😌

@aartadventure 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone on this show is brilliant, but she is constantly underestimated and actually one of the people who is most quick-witted and has an incredibly dry sense of humour.

@XenilaVanilla 2 жыл бұрын

@@aartadventure completely true and agreed! She’s got an incredibly quick retort, she’s fantastic! 😁

@richardlloyd2589 2 жыл бұрын

@@aartadventure Well ,as long as that’s the only thing that’s dry…..

@freddier5376 2 жыл бұрын

Only David Mitchell (well, maybe Sean Lock too) could make me pause a video to laugh hysterically after 17 seconds

@RamadaArtist 2 жыл бұрын

"instead of putting money into these catalogue schemes, put the money into just an ordinary bank account and at the end of the year you'll have more than enough to buy the items that were in the catalogue and have a bit left over" For real though, this is protip advice why is no one talking about this?

@nilssteinhauer9879 2 жыл бұрын

negative interest rates, at least in the EU lol

@jamesbutler6253 2 жыл бұрын

Jon Richardson's New York voice sounds remarkably like Billy Crystal.

@Notconceitedjustbetterthanyou 2 жыл бұрын

Delete your account

@NxDoyle 2 жыл бұрын

Billy Crystal's Sammy Davis Jr voice sounds remarkably like racism. The blacking up doesn't help.

@jamierobertson9832 Жыл бұрын

@@NxDoyle you ok? Need a safe space to go cry?

@jaysparrow6631 4 ай бұрын

@@jamierobertson9832Smurf! 🥹😢

@emilyonkov2172 2 жыл бұрын

Rachel genuinely predicting Jimmy's joke @1:08

@JustJason1977 2 жыл бұрын

Roisin AND David Mitchell! On ONE show!!! I loved that episode!!

@hermatred572 2 жыл бұрын

Ok but John's ny accent is spot on

@junghunt8645 2 жыл бұрын

No, it’s really not.

@djmeikle 2 жыл бұрын

“woman in plank man counting” the sex move to end all sex moves

@kalakritistudios 2 жыл бұрын

"Make me shake my legs and sweat."

@johnafirth 2 жыл бұрын

Roisin's accent was almost identical to Greg Davies attempting Chris Eubank.

@andrewaevaliotis8769 2 жыл бұрын

I’m kind of disappointed nobody added the “I’ll have what she’s having” line at the end….😏

@maxmccann5323 2 жыл бұрын

1:33 Simon definitely wasn't expecting it though

@CalvinLimuel 2 жыл бұрын

Roisin’s actually doing a New York accent!

@Gunni1972 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant Thumbnail. Under Rachel "Getting" it, Sarah Pascoe "Down" for it, and Jimmy "Dirty" thoughts. I laughed.

@alexanderhill-cp8be Жыл бұрын

"I don't know if you've seen the videos I watch but you can't get pregnant like that" 😂

@patrickmcgough2416 2 жыл бұрын

Zoe once told everyone that she had made love in a slightly unusual way ,one of the guys said “Aren’t you embarrassed by saying that in front of a bunch of guys “ “ It’s only sex, everyone does it”

@TheJubess 2 жыл бұрын

Well not everyone

@henrikhyrup3995 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheJubess **Virginity is cool - remain pure**

@robertphillips5181 2 жыл бұрын

i see the funny side. but iv always felt sex is meant to be intimate not just handed out. willy nilly honestly. no wonder civilisation is callapseing XD

@ironicallyscreaming 2 жыл бұрын

@@robertphillips5181 no wonder civilization is what now?

@t8xan 2 жыл бұрын

Who's Zoe?

@doesntmatter1324 2 жыл бұрын

5:59 I'm crying and I can't breathe. 🤣

@donjones4719 Жыл бұрын

I could listen to Rachel's laugh all day long.

@katietoole8345 2 жыл бұрын

Roisin's Billy Chrystal is not half bad.

@daxriley8195 2 жыл бұрын

You're right, it's almost on par with her Dougal impression!

@1999vizz 2 жыл бұрын

Thats right! The whole ham!

@connymac6993 2 жыл бұрын

I'm pissed they didn't use that part.

@Drewstorm 2 жыл бұрын

11:10 - it's like Gilbert Godfried is talking to himself. 10/10

@billheuber5884 2 жыл бұрын

😂 "I've gone off script a bit." !!😂 I truly wish there was a " I peed a little " emoji!! Maybe this? "🐳👖" I'm going with it!! 💜

@edahnndlovu274 2 жыл бұрын

If it's integration by parts, I have my doubts about me figuring out that number

@musicloverme3993 9 ай бұрын

4:16 Jimmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dragonshadow1902 2 жыл бұрын

No cut of Sean saying: "There's a challenging wank." ?

@BikingChap Жыл бұрын

Simply the best line ever on the show imho. 😂

@rossdawson5575 2 жыл бұрын

Rachel has the most stunning eyes.

@al201103 2 жыл бұрын

Find the video where she speaks Russian. Devastating!!

@Syncop8rNZ 2 жыл бұрын

And the rest.

@RichMcc 2 жыл бұрын

Stunning everything

@Jimjolnir 2 жыл бұрын

7:08 So underrated xD

@futuregirl8803 2 жыл бұрын

I like that turtle 🐢 night light 😀💖👍

@JustJason1977 2 жыл бұрын

"I went on Parki....the carpets were filthy!"

@rolbaker Жыл бұрын

Love the reference to the "front room". Its what our living rooms were called growing up in Newfoundland.

@mickhack8034 Жыл бұрын

Jon gets a daughter and Jimmy already verbally murdered it xD

@Sur-Ron 2 жыл бұрын

Rachel is something else!

@MitchCyan 4 ай бұрын

Sara’s jumper looks really comfy.

@vicksurname7840 2 жыл бұрын

Love Jon. he's the best.

@ashleelmb 2 жыл бұрын

1:49 - This guy reading this manual of stimulation reminds me of when Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator used read out the transcripts of the dirty things that the pedophiles he used to walk in on wrote to a decoy. 😂

@raysravens52 2 жыл бұрын

this is like the best mad libs ever

@1LadyM7 2 жыл бұрын

Where's the 'that's a challenging wank' bit?? 😂

@spk1121 Жыл бұрын

Excellent question 😄

@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp Жыл бұрын

The Night Light Colours is brilliant! Would save many marriages

@marthacoomber3188 2 жыл бұрын

I love Tom. Not in a Family Bucket kind of way. Still, I do wonder about his chicken nuggets…

@sudiXP 2 жыл бұрын

Missing Sean Lock from China. RIP.

@al201103 2 жыл бұрын

Same on both counts.

@mrBadTiming 2 жыл бұрын

Suzie blushing 😊

@dennisbean7336 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely fantastic

@DarkArtsMage 2 жыл бұрын

does anyone know which episode(s) these are from?

@Mr-Rett 2 жыл бұрын

Mixed berry and custard pie....I'll be back on thus..Funny shtuf

@nicolej5924 2 жыл бұрын

🤣 Jon actually sounds like Billy Crystal

@jatari7871 2 жыл бұрын

"They're all emojis... because thats how the youth communicates." Welcome to 1984.

@frankcastle9691 6 ай бұрын

What a bizzare show

@lastmanstanding2622 2 жыл бұрын

OMG, the sexual tension on this show is sooooo intense! 😱🙄

@canadaclaret Ай бұрын

Jon as Meg Ryan is pretty great

@nunosoares2329 Жыл бұрын

Rest in Peace Sean Locke. 😔

@JustDave54 Жыл бұрын

Training best training guide, the implications are enormous. Imagine standing in seriously stressed autocheckout line with your can of Penaten

@TrevorCopter Жыл бұрын

Came for the sex jokes, stayed for Rachel teaching me the word “numeracy” (number literacy)

@CONNELL19511216 Жыл бұрын

Do David and Victoria walk happily down the road, not hand in hand, but hand cuffed together?

@General_Nothing 2 жыл бұрын

Roisin’s Billy Crystal impression is not bad…

@gregoryhines7 Ай бұрын

Chris rocking that hairdo. JC

@markwilliams5865 2 жыл бұрын

One funny programme

@berndbrotify 2 жыл бұрын

It might sound a bit weird, but Roisin with a moustache is somehow turning me on. Maybe I've been trying too hard on Rachel with a full beard.

@interstaffing 2 жыл бұрын

that's a challenging wank.

@typhoidtyphoon 2 жыл бұрын

@@interstaffing Both are.

@al201103 2 жыл бұрын

@@interstaffing Beat me to it....hang on.....

@TassyDeval 2 жыл бұрын

Gone off character. Too effin funny for words.

@mammamathews 2 жыл бұрын

He sounds like he is from Boston. lol

@rachelsirett8809 3 ай бұрын

Dougal dog from magic roundabout my childhood

@CityPlannerPlaysChair 2 жыл бұрын

12:19. I'll have what (s)he's having.

@mog398 2 жыл бұрын

Does the person who writes your video titles need a new caps lock?

@RNS_Aurelius 2 жыл бұрын

Makes me feel like I’m reading a headline in the Daily Mail.

@TheBod76 Ай бұрын

No since he/she only pressed they key once when the keyboard was new.

@charleslindsay3201 Ай бұрын

always fun

@JustJason1977 2 жыл бұрын

No integration, no penetration!!!

@Sebby0904 7 ай бұрын

"no integration no penetration" lmaooooo

@neilgerace355 4 ай бұрын

(at the end) Did anyone else deliver the punchline - did they want what Jon was having?

@pietermaes5409 10 ай бұрын

can't get pregnant of that got me real good

@garrywitcomb2334 Жыл бұрын

Genius hahaha

@corriedebeer799 2 жыл бұрын

I'll have what Richard is having.

@omadjourney 2 жыл бұрын

A Russian, a lot of it by looks of things.

@InservioLetum 2 жыл бұрын

Ozzy Osbourne's gone downhill a bit, but I'm glad we can understand him again. The zombiemoaning was incomprehensible and tiresome, frankly. Curious to find out who this Lydia is he wrote the poem for.

@jonathanfraser321 2 жыл бұрын

Its actually a tribute to Groucho Marx who frequently sng a song about Lydia the tattooed lady in at least one of his films-John Cooper Clarke is modernisnig it!

@wavingbuddy5704 2 жыл бұрын

"no integration no penetration"

@steveharrison76 2 ай бұрын

'Family Bucket'

@MarkField-lq3jd Ай бұрын

wonder how you combat Hate speech at a Rangers- Celtic game

@labibbidabibbadum 2 жыл бұрын

Just fucking brilliant.

@billmoran3812 Жыл бұрын

“No integration, no penetration”. Only the Brits!

@awandererfromys1680 2 жыл бұрын

6:57 Someone should tell Rachel Wolfram Alpha is a thing

@kelemvor3333 2 жыл бұрын

...because he's facing the other way. Rofl.

@andrejwalilko634 Жыл бұрын

Jon does do a good Gilbert Godfreid

@CrippleX89 2 жыл бұрын

"a family bucket"... wow

@cameronidk2 2 жыл бұрын

Hey if my Texas attorney see's this .. it's the Spokane Experience sweet dreams

@linusnoren3661 Жыл бұрын

Who is the old rock and roller appearing about 9:40?

@qwertyTRiG 3 ай бұрын

John Cooper Clarke, poet.

@linusnoren3661 3 ай бұрын

Thank you@@qwertyTRiG

@ethancole1697 2 жыл бұрын

no integration, no penetration

@utbdoug 2 жыл бұрын

RIP to the countdown theme tune dude

@oliviadaly4795 2 жыл бұрын

He had a good life, he was 84. But he’ll be missed

@utbdoug 2 жыл бұрын

@@oliviadaly4795 Yus, i just hope he's not overlooked. He game us some good music.. And the Grange Hill theme tune! Was great coming home from school, then getting to watch other kids be miserable at school! lol

@al201103 2 жыл бұрын

@@utbdoug That theme tune was up there with the greats. Not as soulful as Hill Street Blues or Taxi, not as exciting as Charlie's Angels or Hart to Hart - but just instantly iconic and perfect for the show and its titles. Battle of the Planets is my personal all-time favourite, though Taxi is impossible to disregard. Kids TV used to be so good.....

@o.b.7217 Жыл бұрын

No integration, no penetration

@dobbsmill3676 2 жыл бұрын

The best bandage safety word is... "Boooooring'

@velentr 2 жыл бұрын

That or; " _Yaaaaawn_ !"

@ryster9526 2 жыл бұрын

What’s Chris’s last name?

@CH-bp6mc 2 жыл бұрын

Ramsey

@ryster9526 2 жыл бұрын

What’s Alex’s last name I can’t quite remember??

@CalvinLimuel 2 жыл бұрын

Brooker

@kalakritistudios 2 жыл бұрын

9:48 Hanje Zoe?

@wesmartyn3829 9 ай бұрын

Sarah, I'm a personal trainer.

@benverzijlbergen2968 2 жыл бұрын

'a bit'

@alexvaraderey 2 жыл бұрын

Well, hello Susie - 1:17

@peterclark6290 2 жыл бұрын

Sex: British - (cringe) ooooh naughty. ROTFW: Yes please. We'll both have a good time. (that's what it's there for...)

@ricardovelasco3976 2 жыл бұрын

Pay close attention to what Sara actually said: "I had an ambition when I was a CHILD I really wanted to have sex with a Personal Trainer". Said for effect or really meant? Somehow no one picked up on it. I found it hilariously risqué.