Susie Dent Bites BACK! | Jimmy Carr Vs Susie Dent | Cats Does Countdown

Susie Dent Bites BACK! | Jimmy Carr Vs Susie Dent | Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4

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2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Carr makes constant quips at the expense of his co-hosts and guests, but what happens when they fight back? Susie Dent gives him a run for his money in #EightOutOfTenCatsDoesCountdown! Features James Acaster, Sean Lock, Katherine Ryan and more.
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@stuartleslie5421 Жыл бұрын

There is an interview with Carr where he says that all personal jokes are run past the panelists first and dropped if they are not happy. Also he says that when they ran out of jokes about Susie, at a meeting of the cast he came up with the idea that Susie was a complete slag, promiscuous and insatiable. Susie, who Jimmy said was the nicest person in the world, said: OK, we'll go with that. She is obviously a great sport and not really shockable.

@FMSkyLoL Жыл бұрын

Susie herself said that she wanted to be targeted. Originally they avoided her because, as you already said, she was so nice but she didn't like that at all

@stuartleslie5421 Жыл бұрын

@@FMSkyLoL Just shows how cool and open minded Susie is.

@FeekyChucker Жыл бұрын

@@FMSkyLoL she's even more of a legend than i originally thought.

@antred11 Жыл бұрын

I suspected that all along. Jimmy goes pretty far with his jokes, but I never thought he'd use them to hurt people he respects / likes, and I'm pretty sure Susie falls into that category.

@egalomon Жыл бұрын

I think that's why the glory holes-bit made everyone crack up so much - because for once it was improvised and caught everyone off guard.

@cserpir 2 жыл бұрын

It is a roast, but while roasting, Jimmy is plugging Susies books.

@ColtSeaver5 2 жыл бұрын

She writes books?

@dominusetdeus060644 Жыл бұрын

i bet many people would love to "plug her books"

@abcs3356 Жыл бұрын

and thanks to that her book sales have gone up from 3 a year to 4 a year alllriiiight

@jwvandegronden Жыл бұрын

Didn’t think of that that way. You might be right, including her shows and podcasts!

@nothanks9174 Жыл бұрын

That's true, I've bought two of her books as a result of Jimmy plugging them. They're the perfect size for stabilizing my coffee table.

@wewper 2 жыл бұрын

She sticks the knife then twists it. Love her.

@williebauld1007 2 жыл бұрын

You know the Gloryhole joke is coming but you still laugh like hell at it

@fookriver 2 жыл бұрын

yeh, they left it till last for that lasting effect.

@gwingcommander Жыл бұрын

Dread it. Run from it. The Gloryhole joke still arrives. and it is always funny.

@cobrasys Жыл бұрын

The glory hole joke and the bathroom poem were the only things to ever cause Joe Wilkinson to break character. But the glory hole joke earned a "the most unnecessary joke" from him, and for that, it shall forever be in the hall of fame of (awesome) unnecessary jokes.

@finmiles965 Жыл бұрын

@@gwingcommander I always put it on the same level as Bad Dong, they never fail to make me laugh audibly to myself

@jingyulee96 3 ай бұрын

You know you've done something beautiful when Joe Wilkinson calls it "the most unnecessary joke"

@rogersilcox524 2 жыл бұрын

I love this lady to bits.

@dongill9650 2 жыл бұрын

So do I.

@Jagabot_Esq. Жыл бұрын

Best legs in the lexicography business.

@arfansthename Жыл бұрын

@@Jagabot_Esq. leg-sicography

@MisterSolitude Жыл бұрын

@@Jagabot_Esq. the only legs

@zyaicob Жыл бұрын

Her lady bits are none of your business

@captpicard100 3 ай бұрын

Susie and Rachel have been doing Cats does Countdown for many years now, they clearly really enjoy being able ti relax, swear, mess about, and just basically have a really fun time. Brilliant combination of two shows, funniest show on TV in my view right now.

@jsg0170 Жыл бұрын

Sean managed to make the obvious punchline about 20x funnier - and that is why he was such a fantastic comic, one of a kind

@smytherichbourg9344 10 ай бұрын

He is very much missed.

@md61211 8 ай бұрын

Missed him big time.

@shyamwarrier9865 2 жыл бұрын

Of course, you can't have a Susie Dent video without the Glory hole one

@londonpunk 2 жыл бұрын

Can you give contex of the joke please?

@shyamwarrier9865 2 жыл бұрын

P.S. Madarius explained it better @@londonpunk There's no context tbh. They all trade banters and Jimmy just said that unhinged for no apparent reason. It was totally unnecessary. I mean, if Joe says it's unnecessary then it's really an unnecessary joke

@MrDJAK777 2 жыл бұрын

@@londonpunk show starts > Jimmy does the introductions > gets to Susie > asks her what she's been looking into as per usual > pauses > adds "Other than glory holes" out of nowhere as if that's already assumed because it's her. Edit: ties into the running gag of Susie being a promiscuous sex addict. Also not sure if that was the during intro on that one actually might have been a mid show "dictionary corner" moment where he asks but all the same.

@marks.6480 2 жыл бұрын

The glory hole will be mentioned in all her obituaries. Thanks Jimmy!

@ProfessorWah 2 жыл бұрын

@@londonpunk It was particularly funny as David Mitchell brought on sexy handcuffs to that episode as his mascot to 'enable' jokes about sex

@watermelonsandal4206 Жыл бұрын

Susie and Jimmy give off the energy of two good friends who love taking the piss out of each other without taking things seriously, and I just love that. Or, Susie’s the quiet kid roasting Jimmy the substitute teacher. Either or.

@CycolacFan Жыл бұрын

It’s common knowledge that Susie asked to be included in the roasts, you can see she enjoys it.

@tewaewae Жыл бұрын

she does imitate a potato quite well.

@Pieter-ns5nv Жыл бұрын

To add to the german words part... There is a german saying that goes like this: Was sich liebt das neckt sich. Roughly translated: what you love you make fun of. Its like when at your new work your colleagues roast you a bit: then you know you are accepted.

@MythicSuns 9 ай бұрын

Yeah, she loves a good roast.

@Nocturnaz666 2 жыл бұрын

Susie is such a good sport. I know (much of) it's scripted, but not many could handle the ruthlessness of Jimmi Carr with that amount of grace.

@grantharris7741 2 жыл бұрын

I think I'd take Jimmy's abuse with a smile on my face for £400,000. I'd even do it for £350,000.

@Woad25 2 жыл бұрын

For some people that's just how they bond with people. If you find somebody who can take your good matured ribbings with a smile well they are good to have around. But find somebody who can throw it right back at you, well now that's somebody to keep around forever.

@reececollison5101 2 жыл бұрын

It’s all in jest though isn’t it. He’s not taking personal jibes at her though. I do have a couple of insecurities I wouldn’t like to be joked about (tbh who doesn’t?) but anything else I’d just laugh it. People take things far too seriously nowadays!😒😂

@garyrasberryjr.552 2 жыл бұрын

In an interview, Susie once said she kind of left out in the early episodes as Jimmy was pretty mild towards her. Jimmy then started in and she can dish it back at him. I am sure that Jimmy knows which topics are off-limits.

@neilcarrollMeganJamieForever 2 жыл бұрын

Who's this Jimmi Carr you speak of?!

@Sienrel Жыл бұрын

susie always looks so genuinely chuffed every time she roasts jimmy

@johnnytran904 Жыл бұрын

The very few times Joe Wilkinson breaks character lol

@MrOskarlol Жыл бұрын

I love how Jimmy looks so proud of susie after the DVD roast

@kabeermunjal349 Жыл бұрын

You know if it wasn't for Jimmy's constant bashing Susie's books, I wouldn't have bought them. Let's be honest, he's just plugging those books for others to buy em

@doodeedah6409 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely right. I just ordered one of her books after watching this show. I hope it arrives soon because tomorrow is bin day.

@panda4247 Жыл бұрын

and of course, even though it is not a Sean compilation, he completely nails it 2:25

@aidanm5578 8 ай бұрын

7:10 "You'll like it, it's got 'come' in it". What a banger.

@kronk358 Жыл бұрын

I wonder how many books Jimmy's insults have sold for Susie.

@29micka 10 ай бұрын

You know it's funny when Joe says it's the most unnecessary joke 😂😂

@vasp99 2 жыл бұрын

I enjoy listening to Susie's podcast " Something Rhymes With Purple " and hearing her not getting smacked by Jimmy .

@jwvandegronden Жыл бұрын

Even jimmy Carr tunes in and admitted on air he loved her podcast!

@alexanderhill5206 Жыл бұрын

"All you've got to do is get your head on that and it's in" 😂😂

@emmiexrose Жыл бұрын

How Rachel stood standing through that glory holes joke IN HEELS a I have absolutely no idea😂😭

@MarVinylLover Жыл бұрын

Must have seen it 20 times before by now but the glory hole joke never fails to crack me up

@THEJR-of5tf Жыл бұрын

Rock on Susie. I know it is probably scripted. But seeing you smile and your eyes sparkle is awesome.

@circomnia9984 Жыл бұрын

I read a dictionary once. Couldn't really follow the story-line all that well, but at least it explains every word in detail.

@ThatNiceDutchGuy Жыл бұрын

There is a punchline near the P. So, hang on!

@CA-ee1et Жыл бұрын

The zebra did it.

@chojin6136 Жыл бұрын

I tried reading it but kept getting lost somewhere between chapters K and M

@AJPemberton Жыл бұрын

After you've read a dictionary, every other book is just a rewrite.

@Rothiman 2 жыл бұрын

For anyone curious: the second German word "Dornröschenschlaf" refers to the sleeping beauty fairy tale, the German title and name of the main character being "Dornröschen".

@monicaspoor2993 Жыл бұрын

Who, in the original version, got pregnant by the prince and had two kids with him before the curse was broken, so that whole 'avoiding sex' thing didn't quite work out as planned.

@terencejay8845 Жыл бұрын

@@monicaspoor2993 That makes searching out the original a worthy goal.

@c0ldc0ne Жыл бұрын

I think the word was "Dornhöschenschlaf" though, which means what Susie said it does.

@panda4247 Жыл бұрын

@@monicaspoor2993 what the fuck? sounds more like a fanfiction or straight out porn. Source?

@sthlcrx Жыл бұрын

@@c0ldc0ne No, it wasn't, cuz that doesn't exist. Suzie just can't pronounce "Dornröschenschlaf", which is tough for non-native speakers as the first "sch" is a "s-ch" (it's a diminutive, small rose) and second is the actual "sch"-sound. On that note, the first word she mentions is made up.

@keegan1660 2 жыл бұрын

This compilation is way overdue. Susie is the best. :)

@terencejay8845 Жыл бұрын

Suzie reminds me of a film with Walther Matthau, who, as a newly-broke millionaire has to find a bride in order to receive a fortune. He marries a geeky awkward plain girl, and tries to kill her so he can keep the money and resume his previous louche life, but in doing so, he falls in love with her.

@zyaicob Жыл бұрын

Whenever Jimmy says "Susie has a regular slot on Countdown" I just think "hehe"

@qwertyTRiG 4 ай бұрын

Susie's special spot, as Nick Hewer called it.

@LisaPhillips4494 2 жыл бұрын

WOW The "GLORY HOLES" had me in stitches. THANKS😂😂

@MrJaiimez Жыл бұрын

I love how Henning sat there grinning as Susie listed her favourite German terms... in a way that someone who knew what it really meant does.

@alialammar7080 Жыл бұрын

She is sooooo well versed in English language, but she still makes the most basic "mistakes", a gold mine for innuendos. The comedians she works with are like hyenas when she pulls one of those comments...She is very nice. Adds that intellectual/ innocent image of the good girl in class :)

@irishwristwatch2487 Жыл бұрын

I dont think those are mistakes. You dont expect them because she's such a nice person aha

@charlesharper2357 Жыл бұрын

Rachel loves bringing them up 🙂

@monty3854 2 жыл бұрын

The charity shop joke is a belter

@ianhill4585 2 жыл бұрын

Bulking out a landfill site.

@chriswelcome8102 3 ай бұрын

4:13 I love how long it took everyone to realise what he said

@bobgenghiskhan2499 2 жыл бұрын

Love her comebacks! Finally

@lovelywaz Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised at all to know if at least some (all?) of Susie's "comebacks" were actually written by Jimmy Carr himself 😂😂😂

@danielsimmich1858 Жыл бұрын

Idk, I genuinely think it’s all her

@mysteriouslyseeing Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they would brainstorm them together (some of Carr's jokes are Suzie's and some of Suzie's are Carr's)

@andrewwhite1305 2 жыл бұрын

I'm going to buy my mom Susie's new book, my mom was a copy editor (now retired) at a newspaper in Pennsylvania, USA.

@keithmills778 2 жыл бұрын

And here I thought that Jimmy’s “gloryhole” reference was to Susie’s new hobby of glassblowing, or her interest in the design of hydroelectric dams. It never occurred to me that Jimmy would say something rude.

@hafidmostarhfir2245 Жыл бұрын

I beg your pardon Gets me every time

@revlayle Жыл бұрын

Watching Joe lose it over the "glory hole" joke never gets old

@AtenRa Жыл бұрын

"Trying to decide the order." HAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAA!

@Unedited2022 Жыл бұрын

I don’t get it. Can you enlighten me please?

@AtenRa Жыл бұрын

@@Unedited2022 They started with Kiss OR Kill, one or the other. Sean said "Both." So it's either kiss her and then kill her, or kill her and then kiss her corpse.

@Rav0000000 Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mind a copy of all of Susie's books.

@JohnSmithShields Жыл бұрын

If you can crack Joe Wilkinson, you've done well.

@patchmack4469 Жыл бұрын

priceless - bless Susie for being such a good sport - there is nothing like a good roasting (where people take the micky out of each other), it shows the amusing side of people i think - Spit Roasting is something completely different for those not so sure

@paulwalsh2344 Жыл бұрын

"You been Dented"

@selenemoon2249 2 жыл бұрын

The order of kiss and kill with Jimmy doesn't matter, his face will feel lifeless either way. I'll go away now, I know

@tylerdill5391 2 жыл бұрын

Like a cold dead fish

@alans9806 Жыл бұрын

The phrase is 'I'll get me coat'.

@warren52nz Жыл бұрын

There were some real LOL moments there! 🤣

@fredscutts899 Жыл бұрын

Susie is a dream I love her!

@emmaprestondegreestuff2956 Жыл бұрын

Simply the best show on TV

@theninestraycats4603 Жыл бұрын

All hail, Susie Dent!!!

@101airbourn Жыл бұрын

Susie Dent is a national treasure

@smytherichbourg9344 10 ай бұрын

I'll go global, as a Yank. She's frequently my favorite part of this show.

@aussiedonaldduck2854 Жыл бұрын

Once upon a time a boy was born who was just a Head. His mother would put him in the window so he could look out an see the other kids playing. One night he asked his mum why he was born as just a head? She said she did not know but if he prayed very hard to god maybe he would get a body. So he prayed very very hard and the next morning woke up with a torso. This was great and he rolled around the floor having a great time. That night he prayed again and the next morning woke up with arms. Fabulous, he could crawl and scratch and had a wonderful time. So that night he again prayed and prayed and prayed. Next morning he woke with Legs! He hopped and jumped and kicked and ran all around the house. Then he spotted the kids across the street playing and ran out into the street, was run over by a car and killed. The moral of this story is - "Quit while your a head. "

@robbanks50 2 жыл бұрын

I like how awkward she is when jimmy is ragging her books. Nice editing too

@johnacott1238 Жыл бұрын

I love looking for books in charity shops, but have never found any of Susie Dent's books. I would snap one up if I found it!

@johnacott1238 Жыл бұрын

It is now my mission to trawl through charity shops and seek any of Susie Dent's lovely books! I won't rest until I find one!

@JaxsonGalaxy Жыл бұрын

I miss Sean

@boybawang1981 19 күн бұрын

Susie's Slot!? OHHH MMYYYY!!

@rogersilcox524 Жыл бұрын

Love the lady ❤️

@jeffwenberg4321 7 ай бұрын

I've read a couple of Susie's books. They're kind of fun.

@markuk8253 2 жыл бұрын

Susie is the best!

@dinointhetube7952 2 жыл бұрын

Nice Suzie 👍👍👍😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

@mad1469 2 ай бұрын

What a champion Suzie Dent you can take a joke like a kookoo bird takes an egg out of a random bird's nest and discards that egg like last week's salad😂

@rectify2003 Жыл бұрын

Poor Susie 😀❤

@justincredible. Ай бұрын

She takes his insults with such grace.

@tomtheeagle1 Ай бұрын

It's "Berkshire Hunt"!!

@eugenelim1436 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy Carr: DMG x 1, DMG x 1, DMG x 1 Susie Dent: CRITICAL HIT!!

@abwatson2 2 жыл бұрын

I would like her to do a couple of Audiobooks for posterity, fiction of course ;)

@spk1121 Жыл бұрын

Well, she has those 20 volumes of erotica all set & ready to go! 😘😆

@simonthomas5367 8 ай бұрын

The Glory Holes joke plus Sean's seal clubbing have to be the best on this excellent show.

@matthewharrison6336 7 ай бұрын

Carrot in a box would like a word.

@masonarcher7472 7 ай бұрын

“You’re welcome I just named your penis” would like a word as well

@prakharjain9801 Жыл бұрын

I still got a huge crush on her! ❣️

@l00k4tstuff Жыл бұрын

It doesn't hurt when she occasionally wears the low-cut blouses, either 8^O

@All-Father-Odin-967 Жыл бұрын

Susie is the best comedian on that program, plus she actually comprehens the subtlety of language.

@troystaunton254 Жыл бұрын

*comprehends.

@peterburke3035 Жыл бұрын

Plus she can probably spell comprehend.

@All-Father-Odin-967 Жыл бұрын

@@peterburke3035 that's funny as you like😂 that's why we should always check the post before pressing send.... Made my day 🤦‍♂️😂

@All-Father-Odin-967 Жыл бұрын

@@peterburke3035 not even going to edit it.

@GyppoMarx 5 ай бұрын

Susie is terrific❤

@celticminstrel8252 Жыл бұрын

looking good, Susie.

@Chrisamic Жыл бұрын

Damn shame Susie didn't do QI when Stephen was in the chair. (yeah I do Q's rather than cats.) Stephen would have been so good for Susie.

@djzio 9 ай бұрын

"Sleepy Go Bye-Bye" section always gets me 😂😂 Suzie is a gem ❤

@steveryan4410 Жыл бұрын

Burkley Hunt..."Jimmy "

@SmilesPolitely Ай бұрын

Joe: “The most unnecessary joke…😂😂😂”

@orsike192 Жыл бұрын

ah so suzie like average words... khm khm, hey Suzie how you doin'😅

@MissyGail4eva 2 жыл бұрын

I'm in heaven at #11 😉

@NicoScorpio Жыл бұрын

Junk or spunk? 🤣

@stivi739 Жыл бұрын

haha nice

@MythicSuns 9 ай бұрын

8:14 I remember on an episode of The Big Narstie Show Stephen Fry talked about how the English language gets bent around so much that saying something innocent can easily be misunderstood as something dirty. The example he went with was when he was talking about a Panini sandwich that a woman backstage had bought in and he got some funny looks when he said to her "I could smell your panini from across the room".

@bradleybarnett9545 Жыл бұрын

Lalochezia was my favourite word last decade. See the ice water experiment on Mythbusters & Stephen Fry's Planet Word. S.F. does it with Brian Blessed, an inveterate swearer. Turns out if you swear all the time, lalochezia doesnt work!

@nathelondon3719 Жыл бұрын

Go Susie!

@jeriklapa1274 Жыл бұрын

❤️ Susie

@dazjb7691 Жыл бұрын

Bam Go Susie Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

@rikkilleen3169 Жыл бұрын

"What have you been looking into lately - besides glory holes?" To be able to so completely shatter a shock comic like Joe is no small feat.

@JaseBDaley Жыл бұрын

this link was on a news site, as though it was recent, and not before jimmys hair transplant. his hair is a calendar, use that information.

@youknow227 2 жыл бұрын

7:28

@Yotrek Жыл бұрын

7:30 she looks up and to the right. 😂

@bflmpsvz870 Жыл бұрын

Golden

@thesnakeman8006 5 ай бұрын

And THIS is why susie dent is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE person on countdown. Her and Rachel 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂. Because when it comes to the put downs jimmy doesn't stand a chance with either one of them

@itsbandar Жыл бұрын

every time i hear jim say “recently” i remember the glory hole incident

@randb4865 Жыл бұрын

UK : stiffrump = US : hardass.

@matthewridgeway9250 Жыл бұрын

Is there another word fro "It will have your eye out!"

@colinvincent9101 2 жыл бұрын

Stiffrump. 14 hrs flight to Singapore.

@Flup2 4 ай бұрын

5:08 Thorny lingerie? Dornröschen is just the German name for the princess in 'Sleeping Beauty'...or Little Briar Rose

@stupidburp 2 ай бұрын

Flammenwerferlederhosen = traditional outfit with a built in flamethrower

@captainchaos3667 2 жыл бұрын

5:05 - dornröschenschlaf - that is an uncharacteristically bad translation by Suzie; Dornröschen is the original German name for Sleeping Beauty, the fairy tale character.

@marks.6480 2 жыл бұрын

must have been a typo. she reads höschen instead of röschen.