"i need your blood" Me, half awake: no its mine, get your own.

Me personally, I could never be in this situation. I'd just sit there in silence while he went on and on about his tragic backstory and after he's done talking no will power and self preservation skills could prevent me from going "did I ask?"

8:40 sir....just bite me already i don't need to hear a monologue about how long you haven't had human blood...

BABE WAKE UP JOUSKA POSTEDDDD

It’s like waking up on Christmas morning every time Jouska posts

Writer here! 🐸 Thank you so much for filling my script(s)! Turned out so well!!

“You think you can gain my favors by listening to my stories and keeping me company, that I must be oh so lonely, desperate for someone to talk to. You must’ve read too many books.” Man I have just been called out in so many ways. Not just books, but other *audios* I have a yandere problem 😃

i love the vampire audios omfg thank you jouska we love you 🫶🫶🫶

I laughed at the ending, because my mind instantly went to my best friend just being the next in the trap and I can just picture the "ahaha well shit, hi" vibe when we reunite

YESSSSSS! I fell down the stairs to find my headphones

jouska saying he cringes at his own voice while editing me on the verge of crying every time he yells or gets mad in the audios…..

Vampire Jouska has to be my favorite character. They are always so fun to listen!

when the world needed him the most, he returned

4:31 HELLO?! THE EMOTION?! WE LOVE YOU JOUSKA

YES! A vampire story and with those deep forest fairytale vibes! This was so good. Thank you!

Another vampire audio AHHHHHH IT GONNA BE A GOOD MOTHERFUCKING DAY I've always wondered how to respond when a human eating monster says you smell delicious? like thanks I specifically used hot sauce as diorderent for this exact situation

oml i need a part 2

Clicked the video immediately when I saw you uploaded. And a vampire series too? We're blessed today. Thank you so much Jouska, you did amazing with this. :D

you’re the only asmrist person i listen to (idk if asmrist is a word but it makes sense so)

:( I hope he at least bandaged our wound and gave us a hot meal. I can’t simp in these mean conditions, so matter how excellent Mr. Jouska’s performance was.

I’m very glad I learned what the word “jouska” means cuz it makes everything so much more entertaining 🥰

4:31 Whoah, Jouska basically _never_ swears. This was disconcerting.

i see a jouska post i know it's going to be a treat for the ears

Binge watching old series realizing I've watched them all and still haven't got THE CONTINUATION OF THE SPACE SERIES. I love you, respect your life, but don't forget about it man 🧍🏾‍♀️

Found your channel yesterday from my recommended and I might have binged everything in two sittings and maybe ignored all my responsibilities, not that I have a lot of them, but anyway... Just. Awesome. I'm always on the lookout for these types of audios because I really like the idea of them, but so far almost none of them have left me with the feeling of wanting to hear more. But yours stand out from the ones I've heard so far. It feels like I'm actually talking to a real person, as if I was actually part of the conversation, rather than just listening to someone reading through a script. The emotion you put into all these characters feels incredibly genuine, and I notice myself reacting to those emotions. Recently, smiling and laughing doesn't come easily to me, but your delivery of the comical lines has actually gotten audible laughs out of me. And I've felt sorry for some characters. And some have made me wonderfully unsettled. (Not sure if I should be worried that I find it a nice feeling?) Then I've also smiled like a lovestruck dummy. Your voice acting is genuinely amazing. On top of that, you've picked really nice scripts. I feel immensely glad to have found your channel. Sending all the love and gratitude your way. I won't accept any refunds 💕

Ay how crazy would it be if that little kid was Y/ns great granpa?? He must screaming at them from beyond the grave😂

I’m like half awake and kinda scared LMAO! It’s so good though, voice acting and script are absolutely amazing! Already activated my fight or flight HA! Yknow, sometimes these audios put my level of naive and gullible on a dinner plate in front of me so I can stare at it, but this time, I think this character is not so bad (I’m like 3/4 through) WAIT NO LET US GO BACK TO TOWN WE CAN JUST VISIT LMAO NONONONO HAHAHAAAA

I was so into it that i forget about reality and i just woke up when it ended. The amazing felling of turning my head off

Another banger audio! The way your voice sounds makes me want to listen forever

Yayyyu another hot vampier 🎉🎉

The only youtube channel I have notifications on for.

Bro can not want my blood I live on diet Dr Pepper and lack of sleep💀

its always a good day when i see a new video from you in my notifications ! thank you for always providing such quality content for us, you're truly my favourite asmrtist out there

loveee the longer audios they’re so good

Seeing you posted made my day! Another great job, vampires suit your style very well! Thanks for the hardwork 🫶🏻🫶🏻

YAYYYY NEW JOUSKA VIDEO PEAK HAS RETURNED

I ran as fast as I could when I got the notification. Love your videos ❤

Great audio! I love how into the story you get, all your audios reflect such a deep immersion in the world you're reading. =)

ive been bingeing your videos for hours and i can now say that your voice and just the way you deliver certain lines lowkey reminded me of micah solusod who VAs soul eater 🤧 i'm seriously blown away by how talented you are!! i can't wait to hear more from you

Ayooooooooo new series new series new series new series!!! I've listened to a couple of other people do this series, but your take on this script is my favorite by far.

Omg I love the feeling of opening KZfaq and seeing a vid from you at the top :]

Top tier stuff as always! Listened to this one so much.

Perfect timing as always jouska

AS ALWAYS, JOUSKA NEVER DISAPPOINTS MY SATISFACTION!😊 keep up the great work love, and Have a good day or night everyone!!!💖💞

Everyone is right, whenever you post it’s like Christmas, birthday, any fun event!!! It’s always a pleasure truly! Always so excited to listen ☺️ quality content 🤍

NOT ME REFRESHING THEIR PAGE UP UNTIL THE NEW UPLOAD

Yooo the man delivers

EVERYONE LOOK, LOOK, NEW JOUSKA AUDIO 💥💥💥💥💥💥 WHAT A MASTERPIECE

oh my god this is wonderful

I saw vampire and got so excited. Different vampire, but this video was a awesome as always!!😁💚

THE KING HAS POSTED!! YES!!!! 🤩👑 (I was actually randomly thinking of your videos today and now you've posted. maybe you heard my call? 👁️)

YES JOUSKA UPLOADED i had a feeling you would upload today and i wasn't wrong muhahaha

excited to fall asleep while listening to this lmao

Literally scream every time you post, I’ve got a sore spot for vampires so this was amazing‼️

🙏🏻BLESS UP YALL JOUSKA POSTED

Something I haven't mentioned until now is if I am listening to a queue of audios then I ensure I save yours for the end because I like to save the best for then!

I just love the backstory of all your characters. 😁

The backstory got me 😢...

AHHH vampires suit you well

Drinking tea while listening to this🔥

YUPPIE, NEW JOUSKA POST!!! bro got little too excited, ahem Hello Jouska, this is my first time writing a comment for asmr video, and I decided to write about my feelings in this comment (English not my native language, sorry if there are any mistakes or misunderstandings..) I think I listened almost every audio on your channel, maybe even not once or twice. I like all of them a lot, because each has its own story. They're all very interesting, and I really like your voice! Sometimes, listening your audios help me, to calm down, relax, or get away from something bad. Im very glad, that you like what you do. I wish you to keep up the good work! Thank you for your channel, for your audios and for being here! (Maybe I just got too emotional to write that, but I wished to do that for long time, therefore I do not regret, even if I seem sentimental)

Oh. My. Gosh!!!😭 When he told me about his mom... I would have jumped up and hugged him!!!😭❤🤗🤗🤗! Not quite sure how I feel about being called "deary" but great job!!!👍👍🙂

EVERYONE WAKE UP THE BEST YT CHANNEL POSTED

ahh i just had surgery and to come back to this is such a blessing ✨

Bruh I was just rewatching Twilight 😭 HOWD U KNOW

I CLICK SO FAST WHEN JOUSKA POSTS YOU HAVE NO IDEA

The way I ran here! Also, hi Jouska!

thankyou for feeding us

In Jouska we trust

it’s been a minutes since i’ve been this early lol. great job Jouska stay hydrated 🩷

AHHHH YIPPIEEE JOUSKA AT ALMOST 2AM

I missed it!!! And it's a vampire audio?!?!??! Aaaaaa😭

Oh nooo, now I'm going to have to wait to see what happens, I'll be lurking for the next video

Just listened to this amazing and terrific asmr. # cool 😎 👌 👍

Vampire Jouska!? It must be my birthday and christmas :D

Omg love it❤

no one can bring a character to life better than jouska 😭😭 another amazing audio as always

This guy has an awful lot of attitude for someone with two perfectly good eyeballs, each priced at about $7,000 on the black market. When I wanna punch a character right in their smug face, that’s when you know you’re doing it right lol

We love a good beauty and the beast moment. Time to fix another broken man

That was a really great audio and I do love a good vampire story but I do wondering when do you think that you'll be able to tackle any of my scripts.

Our lord and savior has posted

HELL YEAH

GUYS JOUSKA POSTED‼️🤭

Jouska and his emotional support vampire scripts

me when jouska posting 🤵🏾

''deary'' RUMPLESTILTSKIN?????? please tell me someone gets this

Let's gooooo

🥷 don’t mind me just feeding the algorithm beast. (Hmmmm Augustine ranks… just below Solomon and above Vampsie.)

DAMMIT JOUSKA POSTED A NEW AUDIO BUT I'M AT A WEDDING AND CAN'T LISTEN

aaa was gonna save it for later but once I started I didn’t want to stop Some blood to replace what was lost: 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

OMG JOUSKA！！！！！！！！

SO. EXCITED. AGHHDHHDJ

Part 2

The speed at which i clicked this video ❤😅

please tell me i’m not the only person or thought that the photo was adult travis phelps:(

I was supposed to go to sleep...

❤❤😊😊😊

don't lie, i know this is not yall's first time here ☕

i make scripts and i will give some KZfaqr my scripts so is you want to see it so pls ask😁

Maybe I wanted to be caught?