Caught My Son Watching P*rn | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

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5 ай бұрын

Parents, how you deal with catching your kids watching p*rn? Domino Effect 3 & 4 out NOW on KZfaq
Tickets: AliSiddiq.com
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Aug 2-3: Salt Lake City
Aug 9-10: Omaha
Aug 16-18: Madison WI
Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN
Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA
Sept 1: LAS VEGAS, NV
Sept 6: RICHMOND, VA
Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA
Sept 13: KANSAS CITY, MO
Sept 14: PEORIA, IL
Sept 20: W PALM BEACH, FL
Sept 21: MIAMI, FL
Sept 27: PHOENIX, AZ
Sept 28: DENVER, CO
Oct 5&6: DALLAS, TX (Specials Taping)
Oct 11: SEATTLE, WA
Oct 18: Baton Rouge, LA
Oct 19: Jackson MS
Oct 25: Fayetteville NC
Oct 26: Charleston SC
Nov 1: NEWARK, NJ
Nov 2: WASHINGTON DC
Nov 9 : HOUSTON TX
Nov 15 PHILADELPHIA
Nov 16: COLUMBUS OH
Nov 22: MONTGOMERY AL
Nov 23: CHARLOTTE
Dec 7: OKLAHOMA CITY
Dec 13: PITTSBURGH
Dec 14: CLEVELAND
Dec 20-21: CORPUS CHRISTI
Dec 27-29: ONTARIO, CA
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.

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@mr.rashadgrice79 5 ай бұрын

"64!!!!!!...That Boy Been Up All Night, He Must Be Tired "!!😂😂😂

@natashajohnoson2286 5 ай бұрын

😂😂

@zelbongrimmage3770 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@sosa2214 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@javonteshavers4388 5 ай бұрын

But not me being up for 31 hours with 116 new tabs.. this is too relevant lol

@filhanislamictv8712 5 ай бұрын

But seriously this thing is the new drug. Becareful and protect your young ones

@npxavier7050 5 ай бұрын

The uncle's response was real and hilarious! 😂

@tamikahayden2947 5 ай бұрын

Keeping it 100 uncle.

@FreshurDenUent 5 ай бұрын

I am uncle

@uhuraruth8177 5 ай бұрын

that’s prolly why he told the uncle cause he knew he’d let him know that he wasn’t in real trouble.

@Officialkenbreland 4 ай бұрын

I wanna like this it’s 444 likes 😢

@helloxonsfan 4 ай бұрын

Yep! ...& it's the captivating storytelling for me... 🤣 😂 🤣

@Paulm000ney 5 ай бұрын

“What kinda p*rn?”… Let’s be real, that’s our main concerns as a father in 2024. 😂

@marlonbascombe3427 5 ай бұрын

Facts 😂

@redfs7414 5 ай бұрын

The only concern

@DC-pp8xf 5 ай бұрын

That’s unfortunate considering some of the common damaging effects of pornography for users can include addiction, isolation, increased aggression, distorted beliefs and perceptions about relationships and sexuality, negative feelings about themselves, and neglecting other areas of their lives.

@marlonbascombe3427 5 ай бұрын

@DC-pp8xf no sense of humor huh? Ofc most of what you said is common knowledge, but let ppl react to a stand up comedy act.

@Boogy816 5 ай бұрын

@@DC-pp8xfyeah if you're stuck on it, gotta take things in moderation

@mikeddh2018 5 ай бұрын

From pre poured juice to this. Hassan is growing up too fast. 😂😂😂

@gcchair7634 5 ай бұрын

The whispering …serial killer

@APrime25 5 ай бұрын

That’s all I was thinking through the whole set! 😮😢😂

@keakjm 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@KayGee725 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@davidnairn8687 4 ай бұрын

I was thinking the samething😂

@aliengranpa 5 ай бұрын

I've been a parent for so long I'm also a grandparent to a 13 year old. But if I heard "I like big booties" from my 13 year old grandson I would have laughed my ass off and taken him to get ice cream

@francesjohnson4443 5 ай бұрын

😅😅😅

@renoirrandy7241 5 ай бұрын

💯

@SensationalJourneys 5 ай бұрын

Try hearing it from all 3 of your 4 year Old son's

@aliengranpa 5 ай бұрын

@@SensationalJourneys 4 years old? What a playa! 😂 I remember being about 5 or 6 and seeing my neighbor sunbathe in the back yard. I didn't know where "it" was but I knew I wanted it.😁

@uhuraruth8177 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@look-out-4-1-another 5 ай бұрын

"Wait, you ain't tell me 64 pxrns!" 🤣 Bruh, I am sitting here absolutely losing it! 🤣

@LosersStatus 5 ай бұрын

Your son is a man of culture, I see.

@Wyndamn 4 ай бұрын

HUZZAH MEN OF CULTURE GOOD MORROW TO YOU KIND SIRS !!!

@simplyliving4011 4 ай бұрын

We rally again

@THESILVERNARUTO 4 ай бұрын

A heart from Ali.... Magic happened here

@parker45872 4 ай бұрын

U know boys who watch that young grow up to thinks all woman want that and they force woman to do that this is nothing to be proud of

@Vero2yu Ай бұрын

Neither a ''man'' nor is it good ''culture'' that such horrific poison exist in this world. Considering this black dude has ''liked'' the comment shows every thing about how worthless he and you americans are. Smh.

@garethoreilly6948 5 ай бұрын

Bro I didn’t even read the title I just clicked because it’s Ali and it popped up 🔥👏😅

@cloudzvillecollective3540 5 ай бұрын

Same

@janisareeves5935 5 ай бұрын

Exactly!!

@davejohnson2235 5 ай бұрын

You can't go wrong with Ali

@danielbrazeau7001 5 ай бұрын

I see you're a man of culture as well!😄

@natashajohnoson2286 5 ай бұрын

😂😂

@FH-cn3mg 5 ай бұрын

Hassan, I feel you man. I like'em too. It is what it is! 🤣

@zelbongrimmage3770 5 ай бұрын

Hey I like his son you go boi😂😂😂

@rockytolbert2669 5 ай бұрын

shiddd I was looking at my uncles beta max tapes and playboy books when he would leave the house . back in the late 70's and early 80's, I was around 7 or 8 then

@nasirkhairi3064 5 ай бұрын

Even worst... with the VHS tape got stuck inside the player coz the electricity got cut off all of a sudden, and you hear your parents car coming back...@@rockytolbert2669

@jgmommy2815 5 ай бұрын

Shidddd me too ! 😂

@user-yj3ow2ym5x 2 ай бұрын

Lol

@bb2757 5 ай бұрын

I live in Dallas, and let me tell you. Those south dallas women are no Joke!!!! Every conversation feels like I’m fighting for my life 😭

@MrBmick79 4 ай бұрын

Especially if they went to S.O.C.!!!

@lamarlandry188 4 ай бұрын

I live outcha too n u rite...

@Modeltypekat 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 not too much on the South Dallas women fellas

@TIENxSHINHAN 4 ай бұрын

@@MrBmick79lol true about Soc women but Soc ain't in South Dallas it's Oak Cliff lol. Not that South Oak Cliff women are any different😂

@ryryarmonn1118 4 ай бұрын

Aye i love me a Real Woman from the hood. Im from Oak Cliff. Lol

@HashiriyaSquadron 5 ай бұрын

The bit where you said, your brother doesn't have kids and that little pause.....😂😂😂😂

@worldadventuretravel 5 ай бұрын

Siddiq is one of my favorite American comics and by far the best storytelling variety.

@gilfordmccormack8140 5 ай бұрын

" That boy been up all night he must be tired" lol 🤣🤣🤣.

@ggarcon89 3 ай бұрын

So considerate

@MrSteve-hy9yo 5 ай бұрын

this whole skit was comedy gold.

@gloriousbeard459 4 ай бұрын

“I like big butty dad” I been a parent a long time as well, I would have broke instantly 🤣🤣☠️☠️. You’re hilarious my man.

@deijavu2960 4 ай бұрын

I used to see him at the Improv in Houston all the time (with my now ex). This was over 11 years ago. After each show (no matter if he was the headline or not), Ali would be out talking to people saying ish like "they famous, I'm not so I'm out here saying wassup yall," in the lobby while ppl exited. My partner and I had horrible social anxiety so we never said anything. We would just watch him be amazingly down to Earth while he spoke to people. Yall, he really is a good man. Ali, you are owed more flowers than we give you. Much love 💐 🎉

@Ray-pp5qb 5 ай бұрын

His son always whispering. 😂😂😂

@ragantate3995 2 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅

@jenniferd.820 5 ай бұрын

The boy and the uncle told the truth 🤣🤣

@SuperDuperAwesomeEpicSwagSauce 3 ай бұрын

“It runs in the family” is crazy 😂

@MichaelGee-zs3xr 5 ай бұрын

One of the funniest comedians out rn 🔥🔥🔥

@user-gq2yv2bs8g 5 ай бұрын

Ali, please don't change, we are rooting for your prosperity my brother!!!!

@noodlecompany8123 5 ай бұрын

I can relate to this. Just a couple of days ago my 9 year old son tell him that he liked to look at his teacher's butt I had to leave the room to laugh, his mom was mad but I was very proud

@JacyndaMinor 4 ай бұрын

Well you’ve got to teach him to be discreet about it at least

@tbuckley2031 4 ай бұрын

@@JacyndaMinor nah he gotta learn that himself if you out here teaching him how to rubberneck he gone get some weird ideas later 😭 and it’s all coming back to you when he get caught

@JacyndaMinor 4 ай бұрын

@@tbuckley2031 well I didn’t mean like, showing him how to be creepy, I mean letting him know that openly staring at certain parts on people is rude/creepy and then let him figure out how to check butts out without being rude or creepy. But you’ve gotta let him know that’s not polite, lolz, I mean I can remember so many teachers’ butts from school tho- I get it

@spg3331 3 ай бұрын

most outlandish thing about this story is the fact that they are swimming 🤣

@YEP_THATS_IT11 5 ай бұрын

Every father's response!😅😅😅 my sons father had the same reaction

@PapiGrande1 5 ай бұрын

When you say "I called my brother" all I can think about is...SCAM!!! 😂

@yuflysolo1833 5 ай бұрын

Thanks, Sir. Another hilarious drop for these streets! See you in a month & some change! (Tickets purchased; patiently waiting 😁)

@olikah4667 4 ай бұрын

😂 1:02 “porn porn porn porn” that echo would’ve had me dead 💀

@matthewdar886285 5 ай бұрын

Unc tried. He tried 😂😂😂

@angelh6345 5 ай бұрын

I love listening to his stories so much

@Fourthaboveall 5 ай бұрын

Ali has the funniest stories🤣🤣

@devinrodriguez5661 4 ай бұрын

He So Authentic Nd Himself Dawg Exactly Why He So Great‼️💯

@vernaereed1810 5 ай бұрын

I freakin' love this dude❤

@kristinemunholland8980 5 ай бұрын

Hilarious. And so sweet that your son is honest. Glad you were there to calm his mom down.....

@mely28mel 5 ай бұрын

This man is a force of nature his storytelling and play by play accounts are impeccable

@grommike3726 5 ай бұрын

That’s a good story. Ali is a master of telling.

@RealTeeZee 4 ай бұрын

Ali always kills it! We need hour specials on Netflix ASAP!

@juicyfruit7974 5 ай бұрын

Another classic Hassan story!!! ❤❤

@lsporter88 5 ай бұрын

I like em too...not much you CAN do about that!😅😂🤣🤣👊🏾✊🏾

@meganbray 5 ай бұрын

Parenting is so much fun!! 😂😂😂

@_JRythmixx_314 5 ай бұрын

Yo dawg on top of the comedy….the storytelling is unmatched 😂🤣😂 the setup and delivery is unbelievable!

@nunyabusiness3516 5 ай бұрын

I love me some Ali!!!!!Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@lorajones5297 5 ай бұрын

I just Love Your Family.Enjoyed you in Chicago LAST Friday, trying to Get tickets for Indy.I live in Gary so it's just a 2 hr drive.

@jazmyn3097 2 ай бұрын

Much love brother Siddiq. Watching you has been such a captivating and amazing experience and I’d love to hear more stories like this! Hassan is sumn else lol it runs in the family 😂😂😂😂 you like what you like right 🤷🏽‍♀️

@shauna1306 14 күн бұрын

"I'm not involved in this anymore, I'm cool" 😂

@alphasky03 5 ай бұрын

Ali never misses. OMG that was hilarious!!!😂😂😂❤

@sunnygiovannitwo 4 ай бұрын

South Dallas checking in!❤

@michaelrafales2782 3 ай бұрын

Man, Keep doing what you doing. You're hilarious and a fantastic story teller

@10o.-.-_-.-o010 5 ай бұрын

Great bit! Relatable, moves well, good imagery, and honest.

@bighomieJ5X 5 ай бұрын

I’m a simple man I see Ali , I click like 👏🏾👏🏾

@Subfightr 4 ай бұрын

Absolutely incredible story teller

@CaringIndiv02 Ай бұрын

I love the way his jokes are well articulated. Great job! 👍👏 Love it.

@shanehancock8405 5 ай бұрын

That runs in the family 🙈😂😂 always amazing Ali !

@helloxonsfan 4 ай бұрын

It's the captivating storytelling for me...!!! 🤣 😂 🤣

@Ryhillchibulls 5 ай бұрын

This is great

@ashleyj7011 5 ай бұрын

We coming see u in February 😍 Cant wait 💯💯

@thirdeyeopen22 4 ай бұрын

I LOVE HIM!!! He is a god in comedy! With NO fear!!! Quite refreshing!!!! 🙏🏿💯💖✨

@c.wilkins1725 5 ай бұрын

Always hilarious!!😂😂

@SochinDachi 5 ай бұрын

Bro. Absolutely immaculate storyteller lmao.

@danielbrown1724 5 ай бұрын

Love this bit, not sure why I didn’t get notified that you had a new clip out. I have to go searching for it, kinda BS is that 🤔🤔🤔 Side note, dope suit Ali

@JacyndaMinor 4 ай бұрын

Make sure the little bell icon is set up to notify you of his posts!

@JacyndaMinor 4 ай бұрын

Oh and I agree about the suit, I also liked his shoes they look like sharks to me

@OneLovePeace 4 ай бұрын

love you, love you, love yah. thank you

@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 5 ай бұрын

I fw this 😂 stand up is fire 🔥

@c0uchsl0uch 5 ай бұрын

For me, the funniest comedians are the ones who tell the funny stories, like this cat, i think hes there with the big boys

@ctbtits 5 ай бұрын

This was gold!!

@arosaka 5 ай бұрын

that was amazing delivery its dope to see your growth

@lilike6430 5 ай бұрын

This is y he is so funny to me he's in my top 5 all time

@Biotoze 4 ай бұрын

Damn Ali a serious parent for still saying the dad line. I would’ve cracked IMMEDIATELY

@normancore9522 5 ай бұрын

I watch all Ali videos !!

@blackty3477 4 ай бұрын

My favorite comedian!! He’s up there with Patrice!

@Theresa5387 5 ай бұрын

Lawd!!! This man is sooooo funny!!!!!

@Rob-gf3pb 2 ай бұрын

As a dad i legit said “what kind of porn” right before he said it lol

@priscillasimpson6541 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 man i love your crazy self 😂😂 ty for always making me laugh til tears are rolling down my face 😂😂😂

@jermaineallen2879 4 ай бұрын

Great story telling that clip went by super quickly.

@sawolgebre5406 4 ай бұрын

Ali you are hilarious mannn! Thanks for the laughs Brotha!

@dstturk26 5 ай бұрын

HE IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂

@Morris774 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t wait to see you in concert! Got my tickets im so excited!!!!

@clegz2 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 I literally went through that with my son and his mom…..that story was basically me

@iacobenimememachine3982 2 ай бұрын

Aye, u cant even hate on him, lil bro got some taste aight 😂

@Girrrrrrrr 4 ай бұрын

Unc speakin TRUTH up in there.

@ethanririnui6196 Күн бұрын

Picks up water to drink. Puts back down cause its storytime 😂 love watching this dude

@Xceedpvp 5 ай бұрын

Dam first 2 minutes had me dying been a long time since i laughed at some stand up

@burkefox3208 5 ай бұрын

I sent this to my son 🤣🤣🤣

@myravirgil5302 5 ай бұрын

I love this man’s stories.

@user-hm6kz3zd6v 5 ай бұрын

I JUST LOVE ALI . I CAN'T MISS NOT ONE OF HIS VIDEO THEY BE SO FUNNY. I LOVE YOU ALI. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@jaeloncanady1473 4 ай бұрын

That south Dallas shit is a fact 😂

@defrocker6792 2 ай бұрын

Damn, ten years old, I was still playing with action figures at that age.

@husseinabdulkadir4570 4 ай бұрын

Ali Siddiq is the man.. Genious

@user-hb5gs7nk8q 5 ай бұрын

Ali is the best of the best . He’s the goat when it comes to storytelling. The best. My favourite comic.

@user-zg6xi4ng1e 5 ай бұрын

She goin down da pool.😂😂😂

@donnyouttheway4091 5 ай бұрын

I ain’t gone lie Ali, you can’t blame ya woman’s craziness on south Dallas 😂😂. Cause my mama was crazy like that too and we from Jackson Ms. Jacktown is crazy , but not crazier than my mama lmfao. She waited outside with a 2x4 one night I didn’t come home before 9 🤦🏾‍♂️. Even my curfews were crazy asa shorty

@nyarlathoteporlyeh6158 5 ай бұрын

That was awesome.

@labrendianewman 4 ай бұрын

lol 😂 is there a full special to this ? I need to see it lol 😅

@kole9158 4 ай бұрын

Ali's timing and how he structures his stories is second to none

@untamed903 2 ай бұрын

When he said South Dallas, I knew it was a wrap. Ratchet City😂

@GLyy22 4 ай бұрын

Story telling skills of this guy is on another level. This man can tell a tragic story and still make it funny. 😂😂

@noeticparadigm1576 3 ай бұрын

The delivery in this story is impeccable.

@monnie1027 5 ай бұрын

😂😅😂😅❤ this Ali he's Hilarious 😂😅😂😅

@lexy231 4 ай бұрын

Found out my son was doing the same thing. I came to get advice 😂😂😂😂😂

@rasulsamad5860 Ай бұрын

Not cool

@yahneeta3461 4 ай бұрын

I’d love to see the full show

@rnjjuliet 4 ай бұрын

Right on time. I know someone who's going to LOVE this 😅

@thomasandersen5349 5 ай бұрын

You and your stories, family ones especially, are the best - 'cause it's REAL. I empathize for Hasan, sounds like his mother and mine attended the same school of being a parent. I'll close with, I too, like big booties.