Parenting and the PTA | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

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4 ай бұрын

Who else embarrasses their kids as punishment?
what you do? I still got that Isaiah Thomas outfit on deck
Domino Effect 3 & 4 out NOW on KZfaq
Tickets: AliSiddiq.com
#TourDates:
Aug 2-3: Salt Lake City
Aug 9-10: Omaha
Aug 16-18: Madison WI
Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN
Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA
Sept 1: LAS VEGAS, NV
Sept 6: RICHMOND, VA
Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA
Sept 13: KANSAS CITY, MO
Sept 14: PEORIA, IL
Sept 20: W PALM BEACH, FL
Sept 21: MIAMI, FL
Sept 27: PHOENIX, AZ
Sept 28: DENVER, CO
Oct 5&6: DALLAS, TX (Specials Taping)
Oct 11: SEATTLE, WA
Oct 18: Baton Rouge, LA
Oct 19: Jackson MS
Oct 25: Fayetteville NC
Oct 26: Charleston SC
Nov 1: NEWARK, NJ
Nov 2: WASHINGTON DC
Nov 9 : HOUSTON TX
Nov 15 PHILADELPHIA
Nov 16: COLUMBUS OH
Nov 22: MONTGOMERY AL
Nov 23: CHARLOTTE
Dec 7: OKLAHOMA CITY
Dec 13: PITTSBURGH
Dec 14: CLEVELAND
Dec 20-21: CORPUS CHRISTI
Dec 27-29: ONTARIO, CA
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.
#alisiddiq #standupcomedian #parenting #punishment

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@natieralickfeldt5160 4 ай бұрын

Not Mr.Smith saying "I'd vote for ya"🤣 it be your own husband

@leannepassig7033 4 ай бұрын

Right?!!! Like he’s straight was tired of her and figured out a way to get back at her. Bet he uses her loss in every argument they have now 🤣🤣🤣

@briankelly5847 3 ай бұрын

But he was sick of hearing her got damn mouth. 🤣🤣🤣

@geemonay 4 ай бұрын

I don’t care how many times I hear this brother tell a joke, it’s always funny to me. This is a Master at work 🙇🏾‍♀️

@Max-zg2ci 4 ай бұрын

My man said “I done Kunta Kinte’d myself!” 😂💀😂

@Shablue1 4 ай бұрын

"Mr. Smith don set me up"....😅😅

@ayomideawe802 4 ай бұрын

Props to his storytelling. Feels like listening to a mentor and a wise one all in one.😊

@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 4 ай бұрын

Every comic has a unique gimmick. That is definitely his gimmick. 💪🏽

@AutoYoung 4 ай бұрын

It immerses you. Feels like you’re there. 😂😂😂

@chise1953 4 ай бұрын

I see Ali Siddiq.. I click

@bigredd690 Ай бұрын

Facts

@baddiegirl2129 24 күн бұрын

EVERYTIME!

@user-fi6bk1fe9c 4 ай бұрын

🤣" you think I can win? " famous last words

@monnie1027 4 ай бұрын

He is such a great comedian..I love his comedy 😂😅😂😅😂

@sanjemyles3944 4 ай бұрын

Ali is GOATED man, love from Jamaica 🇯🇲

@lukeskywalkerjr2771 4 ай бұрын

“Every morning I hit Steve ass with that stop sign , go around Steve “😂😂

@Sunshinex472 4 ай бұрын

His sneakers game always on 10!! SAY IT AIN'T SO😂😂

@TashBush 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@rickgriffin7131 4 ай бұрын

Oh, man... "Isaiah Thomas outfit on..." I laughed out loud for a full minute! Dude, you are so damn funny! Love your stories!

@cocoochwada9371 2 ай бұрын

Bruh, I died laughing!!!

@harddrivedaroosta3423 4 ай бұрын

You are a masterful storyteller, sir! ...and.. you won😅😅

@l.a.richsama1243 4 ай бұрын

Mr Smith was playing chess 🤣

@rooseveltkemp869 4 күн бұрын

Ali is genuine. He doesn't need a blessing from Katt.

@mocha6369 4 ай бұрын

Ali, I discovered you 2 weeks ago. You, sir, are an extraordinary storyteller... Do you know when you will be back in Michigan doing a show.

@themuzz351 3 ай бұрын

Good to hear a good storyteller comedian again!

@tandienkosi6130 4 ай бұрын

you are amazing Sir, please come to South Africa. I have been following your comedy for so long. I introduced you to my mom who was not really a fan of stand-up (Trevor Noah being the exception coz she understood the jokes) but once she watched DOMINO EFFECT part 2 LOSS, we laughed, we cried and she kept saying how much she wanted to hug you. Also, you making your videos downloadable allowed us to watch them during load-shedding- not all heroes wear capes

@AvaLiveLife 2 ай бұрын

Your material is original, authentic and superlative - masterfully executed. You’re one of a kind. Wishing you continued success. I enjoy every moment of your comedy and after a terrible day, your comedy makes life better.

@TheDarjonmaxwell 4 ай бұрын

Lmao he's absolutely HILARIOUS

@heathertea2704 4 ай бұрын

Yep. I been there.😫 Everybody got they azz whooped from the Boomerang effect . 😅

@ninoruffin3293 4 ай бұрын

Had my wallet in my sock 😂😂😂😂

@jascott1983 4 ай бұрын

I can relate. Love this story! Ali is Hilarious! ❤🤣😂🤣😂🤣 👏👏👏👏👏

@glintrhmj 4 ай бұрын

Eloquent speaker and hilarious 😂😂 bruh on another level

@stephaniewood1355 3 ай бұрын

Katt needs to give Ali his credit for real

@marquisjones7376 4 ай бұрын

This man a legend…😂

@Loveisonlyadream 4 ай бұрын

Say OG u funny asl 😂 as a 37 year old father I’ve always put that belt on my kids but after watching this segment I’m finna start embarrassing my kids 🥹

@cookiecook-jackson9297 Ай бұрын

That's me.. embarrass them😂😂😂😂

@FloridaBoyGrizz 10 күн бұрын

I found him on This isn’t happening and fell in love with his story telling and jokes. And I’ve been following ever since

@prettyblkgyrl74 3 ай бұрын

Mr. Smith is the OPS & he wanted ALL THE SMOKE that day. Ali didn't even see it coming 😂😂😂 I bet the movie "Mr & Mrs Smith" is based on their true life 😜🤣😂

@user-ml4eb6ib6d 3 ай бұрын

An embarrassing my mom was like that right where you did it is right where you got it ❤😂😂😂

@N.K.Russell2936 10 күн бұрын

I have days when I watch you back to back the one thing is I become so engrossed with the laughter and sharing I forget to like it...... I need to go and like them all once again thank you for them days when I just need to laugh........ Allah bless you and continue you bless yous with laughter Ameen

@cookiecookie8829 4 ай бұрын

Awesome Parent Ali do what you need to do!!!

@MrsDaphneB 4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Mr. Smith got you man

@carleanehawkins6561 4 ай бұрын

Hilarious. I had a friend who would show up to her daughter’s school in a similar fashion

@jamesonglasgow1307 3 ай бұрын

Mr Smith done sit his ass up 😂😂

@ahjahjohnson2535 3 ай бұрын

I want to hear more Travis 😂😂. There is always a Travis

@retrobreezy393 3 ай бұрын

Master at workkkkk, your story telling and jokes are top tier bro❤

@dumaskhan 3 ай бұрын

It was an ambush!

@oksana8575 2 ай бұрын

Love his comedy! ❤

@erikabynes4099 3 ай бұрын

A master storyteller … ❤

@user-ml8ld1kl6b 4 ай бұрын

You had me dying Ali but in the middle of my laugh it took a turn to a WTF type of laughter cuz isn’t it indecent exposure to that that IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL?!

@tjsealey5572 2 ай бұрын

My favorite comedian!❤😂😅

@aliigatorwine 2 ай бұрын

I love Ali’s voice.

@NataschaSaunders 3 ай бұрын

Loved seeing him live in Boston!

@aliciareece5803 3 ай бұрын

Ali never disappoints! 😂😂

@bbrowngrooms 4 ай бұрын

HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂

@SA-zg3xz 3 ай бұрын

u should run..u think I can win...I ll vote for ya...😂

@user-cn5yw6wj9r 4 ай бұрын

My man is very funny enjoy every time I hear his jokes or true story just great 👍 I don't laugh much that's why comedy is so great im laughing and saying damn I haven't even laughed u know. Anybody understand me ? Thx if read this.

@rachaelcastillo8394 4 ай бұрын

Yessss!!!

@ladoramccall4837 4 ай бұрын

U r funny AF!

@eastsidereviews727 4 ай бұрын

Appreciate the call out of our boy Isiah Thomas from my Pistons! I've seen parents do this and I think kids would much rather catch an ass whopping than this lol!!

@eviljigglypuff2254 3 ай бұрын

Ali is so good. Love his story and hie he's perfected his craft. MEXICANS GOT ON BOOTS!

@Cobra_Diamond 3 ай бұрын

That was a Funny Ending 😂😂😂

@lmj420 4 ай бұрын

Dammit Steve!!! 😂😂😂

@user-ml4eb6ib6d 3 ай бұрын

Say it aint so😅😂❤❤❤

@RO7IN 2 ай бұрын

Ali story telling skills are up there with Dave! Ali..when when you coming to the UK 🇬🇧

@joycejackson5103 3 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@AliSiddiqComedy 3 ай бұрын

thank u

@anthonysutter1078 4 ай бұрын

My daddy tried to give me a spanking a week after he got into a car accident. As soon as he tried to swing, he got a sharp pain in his chest. Last time he ever tried to give me a spanking. Best believe I'm still laughing at his ass behind that shit!🤣

@RAKEyon 3 ай бұрын

Too funny

@jennyjohnson9364 3 ай бұрын

When Chappelle started going off the rails Ali has become my new comedy hero. So damn funny! ❤

@rizkiramadhan9266 2 ай бұрын

Off the rails? He's gotten better!

@Jjoseph36 2 ай бұрын

You just wanted to mention Chappelle? 😕

@milkncookiegurl778 3 ай бұрын

I need you to put out way more videos. I have to procrastinate with subpar comedians.

@AliSiddiqComedy 3 ай бұрын

check my youtube page.

@MT-hk9cp 3 ай бұрын

@@AliSiddiqComedyGodfrey brought me here! Subscribing now

@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 4 ай бұрын

This is about Yeww 😂😂

@helgagemin6782 2 ай бұрын

i was rolling,mr smith was in the car

@candicebreedlove8213 2 ай бұрын

You get my

@michaelrafales2782 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious

@ozzythepoet 4 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, i’d rather the ass whoopin😂😂😂😂

@EliteWalkThroughs 4 ай бұрын

When is this stand up special coming out full on youtube?

@NoLineNoWait123AbC 3 ай бұрын

That father joke was real similar to Kevin’s joke about his father. Great joke.

@K3nn3dY2010 Ай бұрын

Can somebody please point me to this full special plzzz

@judithmccrea2601 4 ай бұрын

Dominated. I used to call them the Gang of Moms. 😂😂😂. Tired of hearing her god damn voice. 😂😂😂

@superpatoreviews8167 4 ай бұрын

We need another special...

@tbar7925 4 ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤

@S3duct0rZ0rra Ай бұрын

Where’s this full stand up set?

@queencushie2905 Ай бұрын

Mr. Smith was trying to save his marriage

@whoopwhoop1584 4 ай бұрын

This a good dude makes me think HBO is probably ran by a joke

@muni_911 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 0:59

@D0CT0R420 4 ай бұрын

I like peanut butter!

@stacylarge5636 3 ай бұрын

I once broke a blood vessel in my hand spanking my kid...

@alainiakollasch9453 3 ай бұрын

Dammit what is the name of this stand up I can only find clips 😢 I NEED TO SEE THE WHOLE THANG DAMMIT

@michaelhawthorne4197 2 ай бұрын

I would just start acting a fool like my parent

@Rhedd30 Ай бұрын

Bet it was Steve Smith lol

@sherillebarber6346 3 ай бұрын

What’s the name of this full special? Hard to watch the shorts, I prefer to just watch the full show if possible

@ysmithriley 2 ай бұрын

I CAN'T UNSEE YOU in the cafeteria when your b🙃lls fell out!!! 😬😱🤣😭😭💀💀💀

@bernadineblack7376 2 ай бұрын

Katt gave Ali his props already Stephanie months ago.

@Martinez_Got_Jokes 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@robsoultrain1061 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@dreamhunter8967 Ай бұрын

Where van i watch the complete thing😊

@dreamhunter8967 Ай бұрын

I still want to know where to watch the complete video xd

@theeveningexperience 4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mrwesthebarber1985 4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@uncutfandu3179 3 күн бұрын

My mom is very lucky I wasn’t out of my shell in my younger years like I was in highschool because if she would’ve done that I would’ve joined in After 10th grade I just couldn’t be embarrassed about anything and had a blast

@nkosi1979 19 күн бұрын

🤣😂🤣

@elysesmith6938 4 ай бұрын

2 funny

@MrsNewland318 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂#mygriot

@cynthiajones1558 3 ай бұрын

Spanking is not helpful to our children. Speak talk love to them. My mother jacked me up at school, back in the day when you could do that. She sent me back in class. She told me to apologize to my teacher and classmates. "You won't have no problems from her. Broke my rest. I have to work tonight!"