Cave Johnson - When Life Gives You Lemons ( GLADoS Orgasm ) [ Portal 2 Valve ] Don't Make Lemonade

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IntricationZ

13 жыл бұрын

Portal 2 spoilers, obviously.

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@Brotulius 8 жыл бұрын

Cave Johnson doesn´t want lemons,he want PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN

@YellowalexyXD 7 жыл бұрын

You made me laugh, you are awesome. :P

@omegaman1207 7 жыл бұрын

And he wants to Make Zootopia safe :P

@tcrpgfan 7 жыл бұрын

He also wants to follow his father, aang, in his philosophy as an airbender, He wants to take the chi of every panda in the hidden panda village, and he wants Juno to do what she thinks is right. Did I do well?

@Brotulius 7 жыл бұрын

tcrpgfan Yes

@omegaman1207 7 жыл бұрын

And for all GF fans watching this, to recover all the journals and Defeat Bill cipher

@sulli1189 8 жыл бұрын

When Glados becomes the cutest thing in the game for a split second.

@squidwardtentacles244 6 жыл бұрын

I think you forgot dialouge of that turret ''I don't hate you''.

@alis_the_kiwi 4 жыл бұрын

She always was

@FearsomeChannel 4 жыл бұрын

It was fun when she was a potato

@Alegriacaptions 4 жыл бұрын

The baby crow thing was a cute moment too

@bl4ckrabb1t 4 жыл бұрын

@@Alegriacaptions *Whenever she freaks out about that crow is cute*

@bezeani8836 3 жыл бұрын

He wants: Pictures of spider-man✔️ To conquer earth for the viltrum empire✔️ Lemons❌

@lihkan 3 жыл бұрын

Also to wipe out commie scum out of the face of the Earth (Red Alert 3)

@fishraposo7192 3 жыл бұрын

@@lihkan he says what we are all thinking

@LaserCoreX 3 жыл бұрын

You to match his fucking tempo ✔️

@screamsinrussian5773 3 жыл бұрын

@@lihkan I can get behind that sure

@quasar7951 2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to kill a triangle demon

@blazingblue_3039 4 жыл бұрын

Cave Johnson: "Turns out ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill." Chell: **literally bathes in moon rock gel while solving tests**

@zandaroos553 3 жыл бұрын

I mean tbf the poisonous aspect of moon rocks irl is the sharpness of the silica dust, similar to why asbestos, the OG portal material is toxic. Likely it’s fine in gel form if it’s not in the lungs, basically just clay mud with less silicon but more titanium.

@ejay1118 2 жыл бұрын

Similar to the silver dust that almost killed Buddy Epsen while he was shooting "The Wizard of Oz" as opposed to the silver PASTE they came up with for Jack Haley when he took over the role.

@multigrandmarquis 2 жыл бұрын

There's also the gel. "We're not quite sure what element it is, but it's a feisty one. And it does NOT like the human skeleton." Chell's pretty much fated to die of science-related complications postgame.

@bondfall0072 2 жыл бұрын

she's just built different dude.

@Queen_Miku Жыл бұрын

It's been 50000 years so it's possible the poison decided to fuck off

@serbianslav5494 4 жыл бұрын

Life: *This is a lemon.* Cave Johnson: *Dear God...* Life: *There's more.* Cave Johnson: *No...*

@zenix9313 4 жыл бұрын

I love Tf2

@jacksongibbs8998 4 жыл бұрын

Life: *It’s* *Combustable* Also RIP Rick May

@Straswa 4 жыл бұрын

@@jacksongibbs8998 DEAR GOD....

@wargamesmaster 4 жыл бұрын

3 Days... We all have 3 days left to live!

@MrIkaGeo 4 жыл бұрын

- I fear no man, but this thing *Lemon* - It scares me

@sween9791 10 жыл бұрын

I hope in portal 3 GLaDOS makes those combustible lemons

@TornadoOfRage 9 жыл бұрын

HA! Portal 3...

@gartrax 9 жыл бұрын

TornadoOfRage at least we have Half Life 3 ...oh wait

@jacobbishopp9562 9 жыл бұрын

Won't happen. Valve can't count to 3.

@siha102 9 жыл бұрын

It won't be called portal 3, they're so afraid of the number 3. It'll probably be portal 2.5

@icguy 7 жыл бұрын

Portal 2 Episode 1

@fyrusgrey5153 3 жыл бұрын

Omni-Man: What will you have after 500 years?!? Mark: Lemons, dad, I’ll have these lemons Omni-Man: I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS

@sebastianfontanez1081 3 жыл бұрын

*Yes*

@Freakcheeks 3 жыл бұрын

*THINK MARK THINK*

@luizhenriquesuperti8428 3 жыл бұрын

The meme news run fast here

@chrisfinamore6328 3 жыл бұрын

Omni-Man: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE

@prodigyofnonsense5869 3 жыл бұрын

I literally copied this comment before scrolling down to see it. Great minds think alike

@pokemonrocks43 4 жыл бұрын

Does that “goodbye sir” hit anyone else in the feels😢

@coyoots 4 жыл бұрын

every time

@SoftTehCustomer 3 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain?

@randomth1ngs68 3 жыл бұрын

SoftCustomer9 GLad0s is actually Caroline, Cave’s old assistant

@hanazunicka3170 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and i never played this game before but my eyes got watery already..a final goodbye

@splashor6361 3 жыл бұрын

Nope. Glados isn't referencing her time as Caroline, she's just acting. You saw how she was acting earlier.

@arandomstrawberrywithalong6169 8 жыл бұрын

I honestly imagine GLaDOS flipping a table when she says "Yeah".

@doodleplayer4014 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly if she wasn't a potato, she would've gotten a table from the testing chambers and done that.

@fatihkartal2513 2 жыл бұрын

I honestly don't know that Glados was female I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GLADOS

@fatihkartal2513 2 жыл бұрын

I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!

@scrp6638 2 жыл бұрын

@@fatihkartal2513 TL:DP- GLaDOS is originated from a woman named Caroline, Cave Johnson’s assistant, who was forced to have her consciousness transferred into a robot. Of course, she had no memory of being Caroline, but she still had some parts of it left. Like how she recognises Cave’s voice. The facility corrupted GLaDOS, so when she was taken off of the mainframe, her real personality takes over. The best way to describe this other personality, is how Wheatley does. It’s like an itch, one that requires testing to be completed to scratch it. When GLaDOS was detached, she was no longer hyper-focused on science, letting Caroline shine through. Hope this clears things up.

@fatihkartal2513 2 жыл бұрын

@@scrp6638 Thank you so much

@user-wb4xn6ms9d 5 жыл бұрын

*"Yeah! Take the lemons!"* *"Oh, I like this guy."*

@gamesfan290 4 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS found the 1 other person who understands her; other than Chell, of course

@BeaverChainsaw 4 жыл бұрын

*BURNING PEOPLE!!! HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!!!*

@quasar7951 2 жыл бұрын

@@BeaverChainsaw Germany in 1900 be like

@sirspongadoodle 2 жыл бұрын

@@quasar7951 umm, you might need to get your dates checked out.

@ghost.8836 2 жыл бұрын

@@sirspongadoodle I think he meant the 20th century.

@chaoticproductions3922 4 жыл бұрын

I both hate and love this part of the game Cave Johnson is a hilarious and lovable character but hearing the power slowly drain from his voice and just hearing a sick shell of a man is something that really got to me I heard J.K Simmons voice and I immediately knew he would go with valves since of humor so well but this it didn’t make me cry but damn it made me sad

@Dr_Weirdoo 3 жыл бұрын

THINK CAROLINE THINK! IF I DONT THREATEN LIFE WITH COMBUSTABLE LEMONS IT WONT GIVE ME THE PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN

@Justin_Leone 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious, yes... But lovable? Cave Johnson is an absolute monster. The first monologue here is perhaps the closest he gets to humble self reflection, facing his own likely impending mortality. For a moment, we are led to believe that he's recognized and regretted his own hubris. This, of course, is short lived. Reflecting on his fate doesn't ultimately lead him to accept it gracefully. Just the opposite. The lemon rant is unhinged egomaniacal nonsense, and the conclusion he reaches is not to spend his final days doing good things, but to have his subordinates force his loyal assistant to be robbed of her humanity and turned into a computerized monstrosity against her will, because that's what he, a self-absorbed sociopath, would have wanted for himself. This makes Cave Johnson every bit as bad as the Combine, who's plan for assimilating all of humanity is ultimately not so different.

@mechanwhal6590 2 жыл бұрын

Wait, this guy’s voiced by WHO?

@chaoticproductions3922 2 жыл бұрын

@@mechanwhal6590 J.K Simmons who is known for portraying J.Jonah Jameson himself

@wisteriad8939 2 жыл бұрын

@@Justin_Leone i would say hes lovable just in a kind of mad scientist kind of way

@morshuthemerchant5558 4 жыл бұрын

So what the game implies is that we could've had cave Johnson as Glados if he lived

@mdwl6074 4 жыл бұрын

🤯

@Alegriacaptions 4 жыл бұрын

He would have been worse than Wheatley, imo

@kiio1291 4 жыл бұрын

In a DLC, the multiverse, there’s a universe that says that he is GLaDOS.

@jillmundung5463 4 жыл бұрын

@@kiio1291 dang. i can imagine a fangame in that AU where instead of cake, it's gonna be a cool glass of lemonade. but when they get there, it's not a glass of lemonade. ITS LEMON(gre)NADES!

@zandaroos553 3 жыл бұрын

Confirmed in the PTI DLC, he goes just as crazy

@CHADwuvkittyz 9 жыл бұрын

so, when life gives you lemons make lemonade Why? combustable lemon = lemon grenade = lemonade.

@CHADwuvkittyz 8 жыл бұрын

***** Thank you for making my day.

@theponydalek7923 8 жыл бұрын

Stop stealing my joke

@janeywaney9253 7 жыл бұрын

Thats perfect

@maumee22 6 жыл бұрын

Kids Next Door L.E.M.O.N.A.D.E.

@matthewsvideos8235 5 жыл бұрын

If only they could be done for real. For now, someone made a combustible lemon for Garry’s mod

@derekblacktechz 10 жыл бұрын

There wouldn't be a portal 2 if cave Johnson became glados the last test would've been a room full of combustibele lemons

@phyruxokari7903 7 жыл бұрын

TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

@ascendedcat260 6 жыл бұрын

He would burn your cryo-chamber down with the lemons

@jordanaaron7455 5 жыл бұрын

If the stalemate button was booby trapped with the lemons

@Ben-rz9cf 4 жыл бұрын

The antagonist of Portal 3 should be cave johnson

@notthetsar438 4 жыл бұрын

Matix 777 FROM LEMONADES

@Chook181 4 жыл бұрын

0:36 Them actually foreshadowing the finale of the game with how the moon is a portal conductor right here is just pure writing genius.

@silverus3617 4 жыл бұрын

holy shit

@michelveilleux1275 4 жыл бұрын

*Thinks back* ...holy shit.

@musicLover-tj6ry 4 жыл бұрын

Oh. My. God!!! You have just blown my mind!

@wanderingbufoon 4 жыл бұрын

I think it was obvious. When they mentioned moon rocks being portal conductors, i was expecting to get to the moon at some point as there must be a way for them to actually get moon all those moon rocks. I was hoping that thered be an aperture base up there rather than just shooting wheatley out in SPAAAAACE

@Madmaxgaming130 4 жыл бұрын

BioLizard18 HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT

@RSeph 4 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS's little "goodbye sir" is one of the nicest moments I have ever experienced in a video game

@infinitylime7981 9 жыл бұрын

1:35 GLaDOS: Burning people! He says what we're all thinking! Chell: *nods* XD

@Oddi0 8 жыл бұрын

Omg, I didn't catch that! Brilliant!

@rayneberry4890 5 жыл бұрын

Not just that whoever was playing nodded with ENTHUSIASM

@Ghostguy693 4 жыл бұрын

@weirdo on the internet ...I think you've just solved the mystery of who the TF2 Pyro is.

@Ben-rz9cf 4 жыл бұрын

@weirdo on the internet i thought she was adopted and / or abandoned because no one likes her

@Alegriacaptions 4 жыл бұрын

@@Ben-rz9cf if no one liked her, she would just be an orphan, but here's the thing: someone adopted her. That is something I wanted to explain to Wheatley and GLaDOS. Who cares about biological parents, she actually had one or two parents who chose her, so they probably loved her!

@aro_spectre 8 жыл бұрын

2:24 My heart broke when I heard this

@TwistedAMV 8 жыл бұрын

Goodbye, sir... :'(

@runnininthe80s84 6 жыл бұрын

Yea and the fact that Caroline was a human when this recording was made and now she’s a potato.

@franciscomm7675 5 жыл бұрын

Mine too

@wtfsalt 5 жыл бұрын

Y E A H. first playthrough gave me shivers

@odinangie1377 5 жыл бұрын

He was a great, crazy man!

@dabaruknemuhar1981 3 жыл бұрын

THINK MARK THINK!! What are you supposed to do when life gives you lemons?!

@omegamecha7666 3 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE FIGHTING SO THAT YOU CAN WATCH LIFE'S HOUSE BE BURNED DOWN BY LEMONS

@Rockethead293 2 жыл бұрын

MAKE COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!

@fenrirwolfbone9714 2 ай бұрын

DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! TELL LIFE YOU DONT WANT THEIR DAMN LEMONS!

@Novanoir 3 жыл бұрын

It's startling that Cave said "She's modest, she'll say she can't" when in reality she didn't even want to.

@bengunn9670 2 жыл бұрын

Well, we don't know that. GLaDOS-Caroline seems to still like him even after remembering everything.

@NiennaFan1 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, he was using that line to brush her refusal under the rug, or honestly didn’t realize that her no means no regardless of his thoughts on the matter - but to make it worse, he’s just talking about her running Aperture there. Only afterwards does he say he wants her to be a computer. He doesn’t even consider whether she would want that.

@giantWario Жыл бұрын

@@NiennaFan1 Given how offhand that comment about putting her in his computer was, it seems obvious to me that he just genuinely didn't even think that she might not want that. Cave Johnson was an ambitious narcissist after all so I don't think he ever thought that anyone might seriously not want to have more power or gain immortality. It's not surprising that he would think she's just being humble because given his personality, he just doesn't think there's any actual reason to refuse. Also, the fact that he wanted her to succeed him does mean that he did think highly of her and Glados last goodbye to him shows that she also cared about him so I don't think he would order his engineers to do this if he really thought that she wouldn't want that.

@NiennaFan1 Жыл бұрын

@@giantWario It's just he also ignored her saying no emphatically and repeatedly - which I mean tracks that he would think he knows best or whatever!

@giantWario Жыл бұрын

@@NiennaFan1 Wait what? I played through the game a lot of times, I don't remember Caroline ever doing that.

@crabalockerfishwife6 13 жыл бұрын

I love how his voice makes the slightest crack when he says "Do you know who I am?!" like he's about to have an emotional breakdown and start crying...but then it's Cave Johnson so he moves on straight to anger and then acceptance.

@rodanandme 3 жыл бұрын

yeah thats honestly my fave part of the rant, not something i heard in my first couple playthroughs, maybe i wasnt wearing headphones to play back then

@lami1253 9 жыл бұрын

i always feel sorry for Caroline after playing Portal 2. i mean, her job, her memories, her career, her entire life is just gone forever because of her crazy boss.

@RabbitConfirmed 5 жыл бұрын

But she lives forever, not like you. And when you die, she is still alive. And when you're dead she is still alive. Still alive Still alive God I love that song...

@T-Girl-T3CHN0BAB3 5 жыл бұрын

Well glados is obviously fine. She said at the end of portal 2, that she has a great life

@cyrilthefish 5 жыл бұрын

@@RabbitConfirmed Assuming Glados isn't lying, the Caroline portion of her gets outright deleted (by Glados) at the end of portal 2, so she certainly doesn't live forever...

@rich1051414 5 жыл бұрын

@@cyrilthefish Caroline wasn't deleted, only her memories. Her personality remains.

@broster9211 5 жыл бұрын

firstbass789 In want you gone she explicitly states that ‘Now little Caroline lives in here too’ so it she probably did survive in some way.

@theblackmesaresearchfacili1079 4 жыл бұрын

I like how Glados reacts positively to caves tapes which shows that she has Caroline’s memory

@SherrylCanning Жыл бұрын

sort of, it depends on what and caroline remembers and how she does. he put her there against her will and although she loved and cared for her before, he killed her and made her suffer eternally being a passenger in a sadistic AI with no regard for human life. caroline would probably hate him if she remembered that..

@ImAPersonHehehehaw 11 ай бұрын

Black mesa, can you help us?

@ajjerio3927 4 жыл бұрын

“Hell, put her in my computer. I don’t care.” How have I never caught that line before... that’s extremely morbid in hindsight. The origins of GLaDOS, I guess.

@Alegriacaptions 4 жыл бұрын

Actually, when searching for the potato, some intonations in Caroline's voice made me realise it was the same voice as GLaDOS. I thought : Okay, two hypothesis. First, the most rational, though the least probable: Caroline recorded her voice for GLaDOS's synthetic voice. Second, GLaDOS is Caroline, that's totally the kind of things Aperture Science would experiment on people. Then GLaDOS said the same thing as Caroline in a recording, at the same time, and I thought "oh gosh I was right... Poor girl, no wonder why she killed them all"

@raynmanshorts9275 4 жыл бұрын

@@Alegriacaptions GLaDOS addresses her origins as Caroline at the end of Portal 2.

@Alegriacaptions 4 жыл бұрын

@@raynmanshorts9275 well, at the end of the enrichment spheres, right before you go back to the Aperture enrichment center where Wheatley rules, the last recording from Cave Johnson states he decided that the scientists should force her into a computer, then Want You Gone confirms it for the people who were snoring when it happened. I just said that above because I wanted to say I guessed it before it became obvious.

@AksenowtCc 4 жыл бұрын

Well at the end (i think, not sure) of the degraded underground of Aperture you can find an office with a Caroline portrait, and GLaDoS recognises her confirming the "theory" (i don't think it's a theory, that's confirmed i guess)

@Alegriacaptions 4 жыл бұрын

@@AksenowtCc she said she knew those two people, but couldn't remember exactly from what. It was right after she said automatically "Yes sir Mr Johnson" at the same time as Caroline in the recording. And yes, at this point we can't call it a theory.

@moonflower813 9 жыл бұрын

J.K. Simmons seems to follow me into whatever fandom I join. First he voices Cave Johnson, then he voices Tenzin in Legend of Korra, and now he's voicing a character on Gravity Falls.

@Oddi0 8 жыл бұрын

What, no Spider Man?

@moonflower813 8 жыл бұрын

fatherbrain1 Never liked Spider Man.

@Abdega 6 жыл бұрын

Neither does J Jonah Jameson (the character played by JK Simmons)

@chekklist6501 5 жыл бұрын

legend of korra is gay

@thegloriouskingkronk8422 5 жыл бұрын

@@chekklist6501 Damn right she is

@bunniesaresocutey 13 жыл бұрын

"Caroline, please bring me more pain pills." This actually brought tears to my eyes :(

@gulorful8488 2 жыл бұрын

If there's one genuienly good thing you can say about Cave Johnson, he never, not once looked down at his assistant. He considered her to be the most important member of the team, enough to be the leader of Apeture Science. Now he could've done it way better but still, it's insane how respectful he was when most CEOs are portrayed treating them poorly.

@gengarzilla1685 7 ай бұрын

I think you've summed it up best here. All of this GLaDOS business came about because he had total confidence and trust in Caroline, and I do think things would have gone much better if he didn't add the "put her in my computer" line . Those accursed bean counters took that line and ran with it.

@rodrikforrester6989 4 жыл бұрын

"Demand to see life's manager!" My god. Cave Johnson was the world's first Karen.

@ViktoriaMagrey 4 жыл бұрын

Bro that's hilarious. Also, nice pfp.

@throwtea 4 жыл бұрын

Not only the first, the most powerful Karen aswell

@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 4 жыл бұрын

The only good Karen too

@scotty3739 4 жыл бұрын

Hardik Bhatia oh my god elon musk is so egocentric please no

@rezaka116 4 жыл бұрын

Haha, no. This is gonna age just great when everyone forgets about this internet buzzword

@dannybeane2069 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly out of all the lines in Portal 2, this was the one that actually just made me literally stop what I was doing completely and listen. Just stop thinking, stop testing, and just took it in.

@evelynnart37 2 жыл бұрын

Every time I play this game I stop at this part and get just as hyped as GLaDOS.

@ohmethiasknight5009 10 жыл бұрын

He said what we were all thinking!

@rayneberry4890 5 жыл бұрын

*_Player nods enthusiastically_*

@sadlobster1 4 жыл бұрын

"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!"

@volt42re 5 ай бұрын

YOU’LL GET YOUR PICTURES WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!

@lil_duck_XD 23 күн бұрын

"AND REMEMBER TO THINK, MARK!

@memesneverdiememesarelegen7350 4 жыл бұрын

1:38 Even the player agrees with her by nodding in the game.

@TebiByyte 10 жыл бұрын

It looks like I am going to have to burn 12 more houses down.

@Dusty-- 10 жыл бұрын

How are you feeling Mr Johnson? Being dead an all

@TebiByyte 10 жыл бұрын

absolutezero1000 I feel fine. Death never had a chance to mess with me when I spoke to Deaths manager!

@applejack9148 10 жыл бұрын

14 now

@sceerane8662 9 жыл бұрын

***** Aren't You In A Computer Now?.. Oh Wait Thats In A Parralel

@thatoneguy609 9 жыл бұрын

Make that 19.

@jerilynharrison6847 10 жыл бұрын

"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?" XD Best part!!!

@FRVT0 3 жыл бұрын

*THINK, GLADOS, THINK!*

@nebsam7137 3 жыл бұрын

I came here after Omni man lemon rant

@benlipson6497 3 жыл бұрын

I see you too are a man of culture

@Nintenbrony 11 жыл бұрын

Cave Johnson is my favorite video game character Valve has ever made! He exhibits his charisma and personality perfectly! You laugh when he speaks like a maniac; yet tear up when he is about to experience an emotional breakdown when he says "Do you know who I am?" It is especially emotional at the end when GLaDOS says "Goodbye sir." It shows you how much someone loved and respected Cave Johnson was given in his life. Valve is one of the best when it comes to characterization!

@adamH.1 2 жыл бұрын

Well I have some good news for you. Play Aperture Desk job

@SunnyBristowe 10 жыл бұрын

Cave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons! GLaDOS: YEAH! Take the lemons! Bwahahahah this game is pure gold, it needs way more exposure.

@RonnyWho 10 жыл бұрын

...It has plenty exposure... its a fucking triple A title...

@TheDragonCat99 10 жыл бұрын

RonnyWho It still needs more. Hey, do you know where I can contact Life's Manager?

@zanytobbs 9 жыл бұрын

RonnyWho People are too damn busy playing COD, they wouldn't waste 60 seconds on a puzzle game like this. Most awkward and depressing scene when other people who say they play games don't understand the reference.

@RonnyWho 9 жыл бұрын

MisterPringle ...

@williamstark9568 8 жыл бұрын

+MisterPringle To be fair, I haven't played a lot of games I want to play. Gaming is an expensive hobby.

@SlayerTank99 3 жыл бұрын

"Goodbye, sir." That just hits hard since it's after the last words that we hear of him and that we can definitely assume that he eventually died soon after.

@ibuprofen-noodles 4 жыл бұрын

I like how I played this as a teenager and was obsessed with the game, so this whole speech is positively burned into my memory

@lincolnloud3383 7 жыл бұрын

from 1:07 to 2:25 GLaDOS was enjoying that moment.

@mr.sandvich5016 5 жыл бұрын

Lincoln Loud I’m not sure If GLaDOS has a 🅱️ussi

@juliethefoxcoon 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you lincoln loud

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 3 жыл бұрын

That's right, Lincoln.

@thesnatcher3616 3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.sandvich5016 Caroline does...

@nuclearbomb9483 3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.sandvich5016 bruh she a 🅱️otato

@sirpepeofhousekek6741 9 жыл бұрын

GlaDOS is freaking hilarious in this.

@kyps1259 4 жыл бұрын

This actually makes you realize why Caroline fell in love with cave... He says what we aré all thinking

@tom_k_cook 2 жыл бұрын

Charisma is a dangerous trait. From D&D to CEOs.

@Stingra87 6 ай бұрын

There's a significant amount of evidence to make a case for Chell being their daughter.

@OmniversalInsect 5 ай бұрын

@@Stingra87 By significant amount of evidence you mean far-fetched fan theories

@FluffyPrincess888 2 жыл бұрын

"Goodbye sir..." oof that always sends me shivers

@subscribingisgoodforyourhe6988 4 жыл бұрын

What’s so funny and genius about this scene is it begins with a deranged rant about combustion lemons and ends by giving the origin of Glados. It’s a joke until it becomes an important lore line.

@nerdycat9180 5 жыл бұрын

*"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"*

@creepermaster9124 4 жыл бұрын

*nods intensivly*

@attakk8961 4 жыл бұрын

When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price.

@fonke_monke 3 жыл бұрын

TAKE THE LEMONS BACK THINK, MARK, THINK

@ARocketTaco 10 жыл бұрын

Mace Velarde It's established that GLaDOS' body screws with any personality plugged into it, hence Wheatley going nuts when he took over.

@nabagaca 3 жыл бұрын

@Isabel Nolan if you're referring to how they @ a person, that was a side effect of youtube from years ago (their comment was from 6 years ago), original KZfaq worked like that, but then google+ integration came along and broke a bunch of comments, and then was removed and broke even more.

@varahunter68 3 жыл бұрын

@user-sl7ie9te5r Жыл бұрын

@@nabagaca ah, the wonders of legacy code

@timewarpproductions1303 10 жыл бұрын

"I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!?" XD LOVE THAT LINE!

@nfshpremasteredhamza1609 3 жыл бұрын

1:24 BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

@masonblankenship7677 Жыл бұрын

WITH THE LEMONS

@LuNa285.. 4 жыл бұрын

I love how hype Glados gets during this scene

@rudeondude21 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Glados has full love and respect for cave Johnson “ he says what we’re all thinking”

@tostadaprincess8736 3 жыл бұрын

Glados saying “Yeah!” is the cutest thing on earth, fight me 1:16 MY HEART

@JUD-DA-DUD 4 ай бұрын

GLADoS repeatedly saying “yeah~” without Cave Johnsons speech is cursed

@southernpennsyrailfan8579 7 ай бұрын

That title is something else

@Patton2Large 6 ай бұрын

i freaked out when i clicked on the video and saw "glados orgasm"

@aRandomShyGuy 2 ай бұрын

Same man. What even is that title?

@mikeymittens2896 2 ай бұрын

@@aRandomShyGuybro listen to 1:06

@aRandomShyGuy 2 ай бұрын

@@mikeymittens2896 "Yeah." ???

@mikeymittens2896 2 ай бұрын

@@aRandomShyGuy specifically the third "Yeah!" sounds wild

@aRandomShyGuy 2 ай бұрын

@@mikeymittens2896 Not really.

@nolan8058 3 жыл бұрын

"THINK CHELL THINK"

@parallaxdawn2546 3 жыл бұрын

THINK MARK THINK, IF HE SAID PUT CAROLINE IN THE COMPUTER, THEN GLADOS MUST BE CAROLINE

@goldbondshaq5369 3 жыл бұрын

I’m here from the Omni man meme

@karllmao2121 3 жыл бұрын

Go play portal 2 it’s good

@NickeyNarioaHagman 12 жыл бұрын

"pour me into a computer" *looks at computer* I love that.

@HaSTaxHaX 7 ай бұрын

I'm sorry, GLaDOS what?

@Mars_over_seer 4 жыл бұрын

It’s hard not to picture J Jonah Jameson shouting lemons while demanding pictures of Spiderman.

@dreemingnightmare 3 жыл бұрын

Omi man is mad af

@lordpie6759 11 ай бұрын

The fact that Glados is Carolyn makes it so much cuter that he’s getting fiery and she’s like “HELL YEAH MAKE LIFE TAKE THOSE LEMONS”

@IsaiahAnimates Жыл бұрын

For people who want to hear the famous quote, 1:04

@Vexe 4 жыл бұрын

I was replaying this the other day and it's such a bittersweet moment. You can hear him giving up, accepting his mortality, and from cave johnson, that's really somber.

@Heidegaff 3 жыл бұрын

THINK MARK! WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE!

@snivypoppleton9702 10 жыл бұрын

Life on the phone: Please press one to speak to life's manager. Cave: I DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!!! *Pressing one 800,000 times*

@sceerane8662 9 жыл бұрын

ITS OVER 900- *gets shot in face and gets a combustible lemon thrown at*

@confusedaf1112 7 жыл бұрын

"Goodbye sir" Aww

@f34rm4n 4 жыл бұрын

I said the same thing at the moment. So sad...... :c

@maverickmckee9198 3 жыл бұрын

“THINK, CHELL, THINK!!!”

@heath6802 4 жыл бұрын

I love how when Glados goes “BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!! Burning people!! He says what we’re all thinking!!” The player nodded

@zerov31 3 жыл бұрын

Anybody here after watching Omniman''s lemon rant?

@tailedgates9 3 жыл бұрын

It's so perfect. XD

@tomprice5990 7 жыл бұрын

It actually makes quite a lot of sense for there to be a weird sexual tension in this scene. GlaDos is Caroline who was most likely his wife and this scene sort of shows why she stayed with him throughout all the crazy shit that happened. It shows why cave appeals to her so much. He's crazy, angry and insane but he is also driven to succeed and is confident in himself.

@pedrourbano501 7 ай бұрын

1:21 that little voice crack really emphasises that he's so ill, mad and desperate, he's actually going insane.

@anonymousmobster2444 3 жыл бұрын

Cave was demanding the manager 30 years before it was cool

@extenduss 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he says with THE lemons instead of just lemons.

@dankananga 7 жыл бұрын

2:17 saddest game moments

@milomug3915 3 жыл бұрын

Cave Johnson: Gives inspiring Ted-Talk GLaDOS: YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!

@llewellynjameskinnaird2741 3 жыл бұрын

"Think Mark Think... what do you do when life gives you lemons ."

@ObsidianRadio 3 жыл бұрын

Omni-Man lemon Rant. X-D

@josephjoestar9110 3 жыл бұрын

This is perfect sync for omni man 1:10

@kremit_frog4031 4 жыл бұрын

Gladys repeatedly saying yeah and agreeing made this so much more chaotic and so much funnier

@misterhughdjass7880 2 жыл бұрын

And now we have Desk Job, they did succeed in pouring him into a computer!

@janeilnold5863 7 жыл бұрын

"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!" Gotta love GLaDOS!

@Afish8me2china Жыл бұрын

Holup why is this labeled “Glados Orgasm”?

@sillylikestodraw 7 ай бұрын

GLaDOS WHAT?????

@joepurified9375 3 жыл бұрын

THINK MARK! THINK!

@sonicguyver7445 5 жыл бұрын

Cave's prerecorded messages were such a great addition to the game. Makes me glad in LEGO Portal 2 you find and rescue the Cave Johnson core in the older part of the Enrichment Center

@clockworkNate 2 жыл бұрын

"Burning people, he says what we're all thinking!" Lmfao 🤣 omg I never caught that before... explains so much.

@anonymousmobster2444 3 жыл бұрын

1:15 Cave Johnson is the ultimate karen

@civilcynic3725 2 жыл бұрын

This is the most motivational empowering quote I've ever heard

@coffeecartoons5345 6 ай бұрын

The fact that this is J K Simmons mean I only hear all of his other roles saying this

@aruccl 3 жыл бұрын

THINK MARK THINK

@Tr0lliPop 2 жыл бұрын

guys. Combustible = explosive Combustible lemon = explosive lemon. explosive lemon = lemon grenade = LEMONADE. PUN OF THE CENTURY

@Geoffrey6_ 5 ай бұрын

Combustible literally means explosive. A1 English.

@Tr0lliPop 5 ай бұрын

oh. Welp, sometimes life just gives you a bad dictionary, lemme fix that rq @@Geoffrey6_

@ThePaperKhan 3 жыл бұрын

Think mark? What would i do with lemons?

@amber.mp4 8 жыл бұрын

Cave Johnson: Y'know what, I've been thinking... When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, GLaDOS: yeah Cave Johnson: make LIFE take the lemons BACK! GLaDOS: Yeah! Cave Johnson; GET MAD!!!!!! GLaDOS:YEAH! Cave Johnson: I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!! GLaDOS: Yeah! Take the lemons! Cave Johnson:Demand to see life's manager!! Glados: Yeah Cave Johnson: Make life rue the day it thought could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! With the LEMONS!! GLaDOS: Oh, I like this Guy! Cave Johnson: I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! GLaDOS: BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking! Cave Johnson: Point is, if we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So i have the engineers figuring that out now. Brain mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been working on it thirty years ago! I will say this. And I'm gonna say it on tape, so everyone hears it one hundred times a day. If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, i want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue, she'll say she can't. She's modest like that, but you MAKE her! Hell, pour it into my computer, i don't care! Alright test's over. You can go head back to your desk. GLaDOS: Goodbye, sir.

@SusanForman042 8 жыл бұрын

I get right to work on those combustible lemons ... I think we some regular lemons in the fridge so that's a start >:) .

@amber.mp4 8 жыл бұрын

good work

@SusanForman042 8 жыл бұрын

+jayhrod26 yeah and few my relatives are engineers .

@amber.mp4 8 жыл бұрын

well, beautiful!

@jennifercorbett8640 3 жыл бұрын

I think GLaDOS was enjoying that lemon speech a little TOO much...

@Xspy70 Жыл бұрын

Something about those last words of Cave Johnson, as if told directly and personally to Caroline/GLaDOS: "Alright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk..." - how the desk part, Cave's final word, echoes into the endless void of the Aperture, fading out to time, each time weaker and weaker until the echo disappears like a ghost, forever the man's last word on this Earth. His final message from long past, destined one last time for this one final event in the distant future when everything and everyone else is long gone. And the receiving Caroline, as GLaDOS now, saying her last farewell to the absolute last words of the man she cared for the most. Their final interaction. The absolute end to their shared story. The true and final end of Cave and Caroline. "Goodbye, sir." It hits. A lot.