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@bitequation3142 жыл бұрын
Of course, moving up the ranks of Catholicism is pretty difficult. Once you become a bishop, you're only allowed to move diagonally.
@mariustan92752 жыл бұрын
noice
@nielsoconnel51362 жыл бұрын
didn't undestood ?
@bitequation3142 жыл бұрын
@@nielsoconnel5136 In chess, bishops can only move diagonally.
@nielsoconnel51362 жыл бұрын
@@bitequation314 Oh I didn't know it was called bishop in chess, and is "moving diagonally " a saying also ?
@bitequation3142 жыл бұрын
@@nielsoconnel5136 not really, but it's because I mentioned "moving up the ranks".
@grimble45644 жыл бұрын
I love how theres almost 2000 years worth of music associated with the Catholic Church that could've been used for the background tune, but these guys decided to go with the music that I play when making pizza
@danielbruceagra90224 жыл бұрын
@kou shik • 9K Views these musics aren't copyrighted, but ok
@SortaSora4 жыл бұрын
@kou shik • 9K Views ever heard of public domain? no?
@beeble20034 жыл бұрын
The music is in the public domain, yes, but any recording of it is covered by a separate copyright.
@jatsefos4 жыл бұрын
@@beeble2003 And there's plenty of public domain recordings of public domain sacred music.
@apaloosa014 жыл бұрын
Well, there's something italian about it !
@outriggerblue Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the last non-cardinal to become pope only did so because 2 groups of cardinals refused to elect a pope for about 3 years, so he told them to stop messing around and choose someone, and he was chosen. He made 2 decrees: 1, that popes could retire, and 2, that he was retiring as pope
@cantthinkofaname5046 Жыл бұрын
Legend
@cj-zp1pw Жыл бұрын
BASED
@Artrysa Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, I heard about this in the historic documentary Pope Fights.
@pdfbanana Жыл бұрын
big time misinformation
@jort93z Жыл бұрын
This is false, completely made up. He never retired, he died 5 years later. The main thing he did was changing the election. Basically he made rules like the cardinals can't leave the place of the election, among other rules. The pope makes the rules, so they can just retire anyway.
@Loonfuzzy2 жыл бұрын
I remember in school a kid gave a presentation on how he'd become a pope, and now I see where he got it
@user-lo6uo1rj4s2 жыл бұрын
wait what
@jacksonsmith29552 жыл бұрын
@@user-lo6uo1rj4s he's saying a kid in his school plagiarized this video for a project
@localhdmain63062 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonsmith2955 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does
@Nebweed2 жыл бұрын
@@localhdmain6306 Amen 🙏🏻
@jayparekh4080 Жыл бұрын
@@localhdmain6306 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does
@dr.quackenbacker52473 жыл бұрын
Had a family member reach the level of Cardinal, didn't realize how much he actually had to go through.
@UBvtuber3 жыл бұрын
Wishing your fam luck on becoming the next pope
@suparobomania3 жыл бұрын
Woah. That's cool
@hunterofdarkness83293 жыл бұрын
Make sure he becomes a pope so you can tell us what secret lies in the Vatican
@veeer22553 жыл бұрын
Keep updating us
@thesunandthemoon96883 жыл бұрын
@@veeer2255 yess
@topside19813 жыл бұрын
Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today
@topside19813 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@poopoo75403 жыл бұрын
@Topside I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT!
@Helloknight3 жыл бұрын
a grizzly bear has approved of this comment
@bruhmoment66583 жыл бұрын
Aren’t you a little young to be the pope?
@topside19813 жыл бұрын
Not at all @bruhmoment No age restrictions mentioned in video at least
@DoctorTex Жыл бұрын
3:23 I have been watching this video for years, and I literally *JUST* noticed one Cardinal hiding his phone instead of turning it in.
@laasya61442 жыл бұрын
Me, a teenage Hindu girl: Yes, yes this is all vital information. I should note this down.
@Danny-si3ec Жыл бұрын
@Laasya yes, that's so brilliant of you.
@mediterraneanclassic3 жыл бұрын
I imagine someone asking the future pope "How did you become a pope?" and he just drops "I watched CGP Grey"
@yeetusfeetus7132 жыл бұрын
Pope Francis: *yes*
@loturzelrestaurant2 жыл бұрын
@@yeetusfeetus713 Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and therefore Each-One's-own-Matter, but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'... At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels does suggest that.
@yeetusfeetus7132 жыл бұрын
@@loturzelrestaurant dude I am just making a joke
@christinecamua2 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader is now interested becoming a pope now?
@alvaro933642 жыл бұрын
Who?
@pmc6144 жыл бұрын
"You can pick any name you want" Have you heard the tragedy of Pope Plagueius the Wise?
@cjth3beast2654 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it's not one the Cardinals would tell you
@alessiodelcastillo16134 жыл бұрын
@@cjth3beast265 lmaaaooo I died here
@arkhamsquire45034 жыл бұрын
@@nexusanphans3813 Take a seat, young bishop.
@animegirl80334 жыл бұрын
No He didn't say this It must be Pope then a Saint name And I have s book with all the saints so gl!
@rananarinoglu50084 жыл бұрын
2:53 Just look ar left corner...
@blaszka5073 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why I need this knowledge but I was shocked that you explained it so simply and concisely in just a few minutes.
@DoAGoldeneye Жыл бұрын
You must have been new here
@levy43802 жыл бұрын
Man, thanks for the tutorial, very clear. The problem is I misunderstood the religion and now I'm a Jewish Kohen. Any advice on how to proceed?
@starcollapse52272 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO
@0hhtecMusicianTheNotecianHero2 жыл бұрын
don't worry: the papacy is house of cards anyway so you could probably easily infiltrate it. Can't destroy the Orthodox Church though
@kevinswanson66212 жыл бұрын
With caution
@theosteven3362 Жыл бұрын
@@0hhtecMusicianTheNotecianHero wrong indication. The orthodox has now been against each other. Easier to infiltrate them.
@breadguy1010 Жыл бұрын
You picked the wrong select in the menu, gotta reset your game and pick Catholic to continue
@shadithakis4 жыл бұрын
I got an ad that said become a priest. My journey starts here
@adhityachandra45434 жыл бұрын
I got that ad for this very video. I was very confused :)
@guilhermesartorato934 жыл бұрын
@@adhityachandra4543 So wait for the video "How to Become Imam" ;-)
@Ramo_12214 жыл бұрын
Guilherme Sartorato lmao I wish
@juanfilip18994 жыл бұрын
@@guilhermesartorato93 What are you doing here bro 😂😂
@juanfilip18994 жыл бұрын
@@guilhermesartorato93 Greetings from a christian brother ✝️❤️
@OMGpandemic4 жыл бұрын
*"So you're saying there's a chance."*
@Not_Aaron_4 жыл бұрын
*''YES!''*
@darklooter42724 жыл бұрын
Yesss XD
@Boretheory4 жыл бұрын
Mh yes the 0,000000000000001%
@darklooter42724 жыл бұрын
Niccolò argiolas lol
@Paul-ud7pt4 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@AbonEsCabron2 жыл бұрын
Props to the stickman who became Pope over the other stickmen. A true feat of faith and loyalty.
@CardPlayingStrategies Жыл бұрын
What is your quest? What is your favorite color? LMAO 🤣 Love a great Holy Grail reference
@lilphoque49043 жыл бұрын
Didn't know 19 million people were interested in becoming the pope. Looks like i have competition
@prisoner0693 жыл бұрын
Indeed,my freind indeed
@oofanatorer3 жыл бұрын
I guess 15 million people are my enemy
@purplebrickwall3 жыл бұрын
Eliminate them
@Privacymode3 жыл бұрын
I'm not even catholic or a man and I want to be pope.
@oofanatorer3 жыл бұрын
@@Privacymode well you already fail
@thewestwind_5 жыл бұрын
“First, be a man...” *MISSION FAILED, WE’LL GET EM NEXT TIME*
@erickalejandropullastaboad97185 жыл бұрын
Made my day haha😂. Good luck next time
@thewestwind_5 жыл бұрын
BurglaaR Tv Satire?
@Leb1495 жыл бұрын
@@thewestwind_ don't bother with him
@thewestwind_5 жыл бұрын
Odd Lebanatron Just poking fun
@thewestwind_5 жыл бұрын
Aw the guy deleted his comment. Blast. 🤣
@Christmas-Jacket Жыл бұрын
Easter Eggs: Star Wars royal guard in the bottom left of the screen among pictures of cardinals: 2:54 Bottom left cardinal sneaks his cell phone into his sleeve when told to give them to the bishop(?): 3:23 Right-most cardinal peeking to use a cell phone: 4:15
@deodeo7620 Жыл бұрын
Now that he has passed (rest in peace) I must now rewatch this video
@zombiegeddon4254 Жыл бұрын
The current pope is still alive
@somedude5422 Жыл бұрын
@@zombiegeddon4254 The one that resigned dropped dead
@zombiegeddon4254 Жыл бұрын
@@somedude5422 yeha i know that’s basically what I was sayin
@zkace3 жыл бұрын
0:56 "Master of Divinity" sounds like the final upgrade to the healing magic tree of some RPG
@juan.30773 жыл бұрын
Ikr lmao
@jsgv79353 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO
@jsgv79353 жыл бұрын
it sounds like a modded terraria weapon
@970A3 жыл бұрын
@@jsgv7935 yo wanna play terraria?
@jsgv79353 жыл бұрын
@@970A sure what's yo discord
@Qulxotic4 жыл бұрын
“You can choose any name you want” Popelo Escobar
@anjelyce53364 жыл бұрын
Good one
@zycklacon95884 жыл бұрын
Gacha verse
@marcosmorales25374 жыл бұрын
xd
@siegepimentel61544 жыл бұрын
pope john paul 666
@marshallsublime92214 жыл бұрын
yes.
@HunterTube13387six9 ай бұрын
21 million people want to be a pope
@Rafael-qd3yq Жыл бұрын
A bishop doesn't have to die or retire for you to become one. If a bishop needs help for various reasons you can become a bishop coadjutor. Though that is usually if a bishop is near his retirement age. But there is no exact rule
@wonderquestor2 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of all the cardinals just getting together and having a rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who becomes the next pope
@Pascaffa2 жыл бұрын
Would be possible. With 200 people and just 4 matches a day every 6 days. That is 24 matches a week, which would take some weeks. Throw in that people would start to complain because someone says the other cheated, and you have your months and as a record years
@moogcult64922 жыл бұрын
If i were pope i would make it an mma tounament because watching a bunch of old men slug it out would be amazing
@jem99322 жыл бұрын
@@moogcult6492 you got yourself entertainment from up their
@mohanotfound2 жыл бұрын
listen to me dont listen to him
@dinossanbox76072 жыл бұрын
What abput chess without moving the bishop
@07g533 жыл бұрын
FINALLY, now i can call my father "Son". Thanks for the tutorial
@mr.atheist88482 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment! But by that time, either your father will be very old or have died already due to old age.
@ranjitsharma58112 жыл бұрын
@@mr.atheist8848 it was a joke
@mr.atheist88482 жыл бұрын
@@ranjitsharma5811 I know. I was just explaining the total decades of experience that will take to become Pope. Just look at this one: Pope Francis - 44 years (23 as a presbyter, 21 as a bishop) Pope Benedict XVI - 54 years (26 as a presbyter, 28 as a bishop) Pope John Paul II - 32 years (12 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop) Pope John Paul I - 43 years (23 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop) Pope Paul VI - 43 years (34 as a presbyter, 9 as bishop) Pope John XXIII - 54 years (21 as a presbyter, 33 as a bishop) Your father will be long dead by the time you become pope and call him Son 🤣🤣🤣
@eli3l2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.atheist8848 😐
@rayaqin2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.atheist8848 it is not unreasonable to assume that a 54 year old's father could be alive
@claushellsing Жыл бұрын
This is what I actually love about Catholicism, Protocols, Herachies, etc.
@burger54882 жыл бұрын
I love being up at 3 AM watching a video on how to be a pope.
@Shebbi044 жыл бұрын
It is weird how you can bearly tell the difference between a seven year old video and a week old video.
@frut_jooos4 жыл бұрын
His videos are that high quality
@duck35544 жыл бұрын
@@frut_jooos fax
@shreyaskrishna60383 жыл бұрын
Consistent youtuber, a rare commodity
@Yemmi3 жыл бұрын
yes, his videos never age
@arnavnarang83423 жыл бұрын
shit this comment is 7 months old rn, Illuminatti confirmed, beware of the church
@Seltyk4 жыл бұрын
3:23 Cardinal in the bottom-left hides his phone
@minecraftwithco69004 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wiktoreriksson45664 жыл бұрын
And at the prayer he uses it
@thetapatioguy3753 жыл бұрын
Hes our inside man
@shambosaha97273 жыл бұрын
peak comedy
@robinasebastian18733 жыл бұрын
Yes
@paleo2265 Жыл бұрын
Even 10 years after I still come back to watch this
@MarcusMaximilianII Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@baconhasdignity60433 жыл бұрын
*”So class, what did you do over the summer?”* Me and the boys:
@moltenlava98163 жыл бұрын
The Simpsons is dead
@icantthinkofacreativenamei82743 жыл бұрын
@@moltenlava9816 nobody cares
@smlik3 жыл бұрын
@@moltenlava9816 Roblox is dead
@Salvidk3 жыл бұрын
@@moltenlava9816 who asked ? On my way rn Ok so nobody asked
@samharding23183 жыл бұрын
You mean... you and the little boys?
@joycourier5 жыл бұрын
instructions unclear, became CEO of McDonalds
@steamdragon85505 жыл бұрын
joycourier 🤣
@gadzo45 жыл бұрын
Bro that's the same thing
@queruba.5 жыл бұрын
@Alejandro Márquez A phedora?
@frindjinny64 жыл бұрын
Hey you got the money wil low expenses
@bananya60204 жыл бұрын
congratulations! Enjoy your new job!
@AL_O0 Жыл бұрын
3:16 Wait i never noticed this video was posted 9 days before Pope Benedict XVI resigned
@cherryontop5903 Жыл бұрын
01:18 *moves diagonally*
@mariavictoriaantipolo1994 Жыл бұрын
and then he sacrificed the BISHOP! -Levy Rozman
@literally_a_neck3 жыл бұрын
I'm Muslim but I'm glad I spent these 5 minutes listening to these tips that I will never do
@shaikm51513 жыл бұрын
@@Jesusisgodamen11 cuz it’s interesting
@literally_a_neck3 жыл бұрын
@@Jesusisgodamen11 I really like learning about other religion,beliefs and thoughts,I believe we can listen and read to learn
@user-bs2vb2sr5w3 жыл бұрын
@@literally_a_neck yeah if everyone just hears eachother out people can come to an understanding and generally be more educated
@literally_a_neck3 жыл бұрын
@@user-bs2vb2sr5w yeah I can't imagine how amazing every society would be if it just had more listening between people
@literally_a_neck3 жыл бұрын
@@user-bs2vb2sr5w instead of just empty judgments that we encounter everyday
@helixtheraptor93743 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear: I’m now in jail for assassinating a bishop
@stefandomeier19113 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@niismo.3 жыл бұрын
He told you to wait for his death smh
@theoneguywiththeyoutubecha2043 жыл бұрын
This IS WAR!
@Flarflenugen3 жыл бұрын
@@niismo. he did. He waited for the bullet to pass through his skull
@taxevasion89463 жыл бұрын
@@Flarflenugen at least he waited efficiently
@flamm.e Жыл бұрын
What if I named myself pope pope to confuse people
@outoftheframefr Жыл бұрын
This video is 10 years old and its better then most modern videos???
@cryptorchild893 жыл бұрын
I want a Netflix series that follows a manipulative man underhandedly work his way into becoming Pope. They can call it: House of Cardinals
@silkyfirst30973 жыл бұрын
Thats if you like reality tv in the first place
@richardarriaga62713 жыл бұрын
Cardinal McCarrick was pretty high up before he got defrocked. Was basically Kevin Spacey IRL.
@jononpaper3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact that is called an antipope, there were some of those in history but only like 5
@gabahungle5683 жыл бұрын
You're talking about reality 😉
@TheFlair4thedramatic3 жыл бұрын
That’s just the plot of Angels and Demons, the Dan Brown novel/movie
@fsgdevil7959 Жыл бұрын
Every few months I come and check back in on this video just to find out that I am in fact, not the pope
@notkono Жыл бұрын
Yeah… I could do that
8 жыл бұрын
Now you can choose the name you like.... xXDaRk-JuAnCiToXx
@louisxvioffrance9908 жыл бұрын
+Đivector Kyané xXXPuSSySLaYerXXx
@DriverMate8 жыл бұрын
The twitter account of the vatican has something like "Pontefix" in his name which here in italy sounds extremely douchy
@legacysage8 жыл бұрын
+That One Person ERROR: This name has already been taken.
@beamerball6668 жыл бұрын
Pope Khorne!!!!
@akashramola16398 жыл бұрын
+beamerball666 how about xXx_Terminator__3000_xXx or xXx_god_of_war_xXx or xXx_Karatos_the_god_slayer_xXx (greek god slayer if u had played the game & dont take this seriously)
@phcusnret2 жыл бұрын
Ok, forget it. You had me wanting to be a cardinal until you said they take away the carrier pigeons.
@loturzelrestaurant2 жыл бұрын
Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and therefore Each-One's-own-Matter, but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'... At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels does suggest that.
@GeorgeDCowley2 жыл бұрын
For a brief interval.
@TheSweetSpirit2 жыл бұрын
@@GeorgeDCowley Up to 3 years sometimes kappa
@siantopablo91492 жыл бұрын
Putin pigeon
@PeterDivine2 жыл бұрын
Well yeah, they use cardinals instead.
@ToxicTurquoise454 Жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Benedict XVI.
@saldybfytpiscanceledg Жыл бұрын
Imagine after 10 years KZfaq recommends this to you
@WulfieZi3 жыл бұрын
At 3:23, one of the Cardinals hides his cell phone instead of handing it over At 4:14, instead of praying, he's squinting while kneeling, looking at his cell phone I love these little details
@fabricebalan3 жыл бұрын
The spy
@JonatasAdoM3 жыл бұрын
There is one imposter among us.
@gianfrancolabanca93053 жыл бұрын
@@JonatasAdoM stop
@M_Feitosa73 жыл бұрын
He is an Gamer pope
@carolinezabella94553 жыл бұрын
@@conflictbrooks Red was with me
@popefrancis34795 жыл бұрын
Lmao thanks fam it worked
@Greasy__Bear5 жыл бұрын
Dude you seriously need to clean house.
@falcon51785 жыл бұрын
gg
@secretaryblinken15245 жыл бұрын
U, sir, are at a new level of humor
@freddy-hy9vf5 жыл бұрын
@GamingMaster _09 that would be even worse
@dreamhunterscuffy8695 жыл бұрын
gg dud ._.
@feifei32272 жыл бұрын
As an atheist woman this is very informative.
@Melerme Жыл бұрын
now i know why this got in my recommended 1:16
@haydenchan63894 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear; became the president of the United States.
@AtomicAlchemist3 жыл бұрын
Please fix this dumpster fire
@pickleism2533 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear; became the Emperor of the Galactic Empire
@greaterbritannia57453 жыл бұрын
@@pickleism253 I am the senate
@christianfreedom-seeker9343 жыл бұрын
We do need better qaulifications for President of the United States. Here are my recommendations: 1) MUST BE AT LEAST 21 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. AGE LIMIT WILL BE 70 YEARS OLD. 2) YOU MUST HAVE A MASTERS IN POLITICAL SCIENCE OR A MASTERS DEGREE IN LAW. 3) YOU CANNOT BE A FELON OR HAVE BEEN UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR ANY FELONY. 4) YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY NARCOTICS OR TRACES OF NARCOTICS IN YOUR SYSTEM. 5) YOU CANNOT BE SENILE, INCOMPETENT OR INSANE. 6) YOU MUST BE A BORN ON US SOIL AMERICAN CITIZEN AND COMPLETELY LOYAL TO THE COUNTRY. 7) YOU CANNOT HAVE ACCEPTED MONEY FROM FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS OR BUSINESSES. 8) YOU HAVE TO BE 100% FOR THE CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS. This list would Disqaulify most the the idiots who seek High Office but in return we'll get a pool of candidates who can actually be trusted!!!
@christianfreedom-seeker9343 жыл бұрын
If you like my list, please give it a "thumbs up" 👍 and rate + comment! Let's keep criminals OUT of our Government!!!
@erikwaterson3614 жыл бұрын
That non-cardinal pope was actually a really interesting guy. He became pope by sending hatemail to the cardinals who had deadlocked the conclave, and they were so surprised at his adamancy that they made him pope. He then became the first of two popes to resign, before being arrested for resigning by the new pope.
@69master93 жыл бұрын
why does this feel like a life simulator game where the player just said f it and restarted the whole playthrough as a new pope?
@federicoclaps50993 жыл бұрын
He was a very poor and frugal hermit on a Mountain and they chose him.
@imaginehavingpfp57792 жыл бұрын
gigachad
@baycosinus2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I wanted to become Pope until this video and somehow I'm sad about being late on this career path.
@perfi43332 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel sad, I always read this video’s comment section.
@appl3boat2 жыл бұрын
4:16 “dear lord, please help the others see how wrong they are.” A prayer that should be spoken every day by every cardinal
@ciaramango85072 жыл бұрын
*4:15
@jm64562 жыл бұрын
I feel like that would be a gateway towards pride
@-.Ren_Ren.-2 жыл бұрын
@@jm6456 yup
@-.Ren_Ren.-2 жыл бұрын
@@jm6456 ~ Your Catholic lil sis
@dnsvls2 жыл бұрын
4:15 That guy on the right is using a phone during a prayer!
@Kelly_C8 жыл бұрын
...so we could have a pope named "His Holiness Hash Slinging-Slasher"?
@EnxzVFXz8 жыл бұрын
SpongeBob!
@Kelly_C8 жыл бұрын
+James F eliminate only the impossible
@TheRandomizers8 жыл бұрын
or "Antidisestablishmentarianism sells sea shells by the sea shore and picked a pack of pickled peppers"?
@GabeNewellDFTBA8 жыл бұрын
Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.
@greenfox19918 жыл бұрын
No, the system makes this impossible to happen
@muon69932 жыл бұрын
It would be interesting to see a similar video about how to become Ecumenical Patriarch in orthodoxy.
@samperkinson1067 Жыл бұрын
POV: you have a free weekend. ahh, I should become a pope...
@awddfg5 жыл бұрын
*_2:53_**_ I'm the only one who saw the Royal Guard on the left?_*
@triaplayzz7015 жыл бұрын
Nop
@rohithpjoseph33005 жыл бұрын
And a scene from Dan Brown movie😂
@_thisaccountisgoneforever5 жыл бұрын
Nope
@islandprincess7145 жыл бұрын
On the right
@marshallrojas59435 жыл бұрын
Lmao I thought you meant the British royal guard
@joshuathompson5663 жыл бұрын
This sounds a lot like how to become the boss in a mafia family
@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury38533 жыл бұрын
No differences between these 2 groups.
@kurozumi98343 жыл бұрын
@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 I mean of one of them doesn't exactly engage in the same number of illegal activities or else I would really pity the mob
@klytouch52853 жыл бұрын
Well I know that Mafia economy mostly trading illegal in drugs but what is the Vatican economy.. what are they trading .??..🤔....☮️🖖
@kurozumi98343 жыл бұрын
@@klytouch5285 They get sent money by believers I think. Or maybe they sell their services but given how usually churches give money instead of receiving it, I doubt it
@justins88023 жыл бұрын
@@kurozumi9834 yes, a percent of tithes go to the Vatican, but perhaps even more income is from the interest on wealth collected from over a thousand years. No one knows for sure how wealthy the Vatican is, but it’s likely north of 15 billion dollars worth. It’s not clear what percent of that is interest bearing investments though.
@Diamondminer892 Жыл бұрын
“Ferb I know what we’re going to do today!”
@Bruh-bk6yo2 жыл бұрын
Every pawn in chess at the back rank be like:
@ERDude5 жыл бұрын
the left cardinal hides his cellphone 3:22
@rawtrout34025 жыл бұрын
lmfao rofl
@avidinvestor94095 жыл бұрын
Good eye 🤣
@eliasbsalas5 жыл бұрын
Gotta clear that browser history of little boys
@JunoCad5 жыл бұрын
What the fuck do you use them eyes for
@shapetick40965 жыл бұрын
4:15 and one is using his cellphone lmao
@mac13973 жыл бұрын
"How to become a Pope" *Me a female Orthodox Christian: I've been looking all over for this*
@Natalie-1013 жыл бұрын
Me, a female athiest
@reigenlucilfer61543 жыл бұрын
im a female orthodox convert as well (:
@2ndkaizoku-o5453 жыл бұрын
@@Natalie-101 lol
@kingconniebonnie21783 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Sczebel same here
@totallybloom3 жыл бұрын
I'm female but catholic
@paxwell1642 жыл бұрын
0:51 That looks like my math teacher
@misterduck45272 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making this video. I think I will become a pope now.
@mamiandrianina Жыл бұрын
You need to be a human though
@TxvAlex5 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing the pope say in the comments, thanks for the guide it realy worked,
@aurelia80285 жыл бұрын
lmao
@rawtrout34025 жыл бұрын
that would be blasphemy
@zaidkhan62965 жыл бұрын
raw trout Yup..
@azelfdaboi52655 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@volcanicash315 жыл бұрын
How do we know you aren't the pope?
@misteroof4 жыл бұрын
I want a speedrun of this in the "Pope" category.
@aa01blue384 жыл бұрын
Mr Oof The WR is believed to be held by pope XII with a time of ≈18 years
@l4ur1584 жыл бұрын
Real life speedrun Pope%
@gettyimages60834 жыл бұрын
Mr Oof glitchless?
@aa01blue384 жыл бұрын
Getty Images - I don't think it's possible to have such a good run in the current patch.
@whitealliance95404 жыл бұрын
@@aa01blue38 The dark prophet of youtube has a chanel. Click me fo hear the dark wisdom. He is on earth now
@Jp-qt8xy2 жыл бұрын
The Mussolini story on Spanish (Spain) subtitles is really interesting
@Milan18 Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear i am now the king of Floridian alligators
@Botpointo4 жыл бұрын
3:22 the far left cardinal kept his phone
@angelochaldean47624 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@rolfpau864 жыл бұрын
He really hiding his phone💀💀😂
@fluffchilla13174 жыл бұрын
Bot.o where
@aasdkoaskdasddad65154 жыл бұрын
P
@ohokaythen34714 жыл бұрын
I'm not 100% sure, but I think that may be an Apostolic Nuncio
@femboygaming644 жыл бұрын
To skip the first step and go straight to being a bishop, make sure you only walk diagonally. That's how you get on the potential bishop list
@whyiseverysinglehandletaken22 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@fearlessformidableferociou86232 жыл бұрын
I don't understand, pls explain if you would, thx
@probablyparker40442 жыл бұрын
He’s talking about the chess piece bishop, which can only move In diagonal lines
@fearlessformidableferociou86232 жыл бұрын
@@probablyparker4044 oh ok thx, nice one 😅, he / you got me check mate 👍🏼
@aqua-bery Жыл бұрын
What about the rook?
@chaplainmattsanders48842 жыл бұрын
Well done (and side note: bonus point for correct usage of “penultimate”!)
@josephiroth893 жыл бұрын
I have an easier way: 1. Load up Europa Universalis. 2. Select Papal State and press play.
@Helloknight3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@themanwiththeplan7283 жыл бұрын
I failed, I became king of Spain by accident
@dukenukemfromdukenukem11803 жыл бұрын
Fair enough i guess
@demivideos88873 жыл бұрын
Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley, King of Scots me when i accidentally become king of spain 🙄 🤦♂️
@josephiroth893 жыл бұрын
@@themanwiththeplan728 I've become a king by accident once or twice, but that was in Crusader Kings.
@liberaltears17145 жыл бұрын
“You can choose any name you like” Me: declares myself Julius Caesar, reestablishes the Roman Empire. Declares a holy crusade to take back Constantinople
@kikebautista21105 жыл бұрын
You cant do that as a Pope...wait...you can...o_0
@nojnoj30695 жыл бұрын
Can I come with you....?...... sound's like a plan!
@sirgando37745 жыл бұрын
Lets do this!
@snesguy91765 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my brother over some beers. We argued for hours about what would likely happen if a modern pope declared a new crusade.
@katsu_papi5 жыл бұрын
..so basically, you'll take back modern day Turkey?? not worth the time mate...take Palestine territory instead. ..
@sophiafern2 жыл бұрын
Easter egg for anyone who didn't see it: the nuncio asks "what's your quest" and "what's your favorite color" which are lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
@timothyt.822 жыл бұрын
When you finally get to Cardinal but the ex Pope sets the rules to only allow for a devote Catholic Man (i.e. not a priest or above) to take his place:
@omegaultramax4 жыл бұрын
2:53 is nobody going to talk about the praetorian on the far left there?
@BlissfulBluebell4 жыл бұрын
No I didn't even notice. Fits right in! 😂😂
@winxwest29644 жыл бұрын
This deserves more likes
@professionalsimpdestroyer41354 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Goji01Films4 жыл бұрын
We noticed. We always notice.
@blaster10064 жыл бұрын
I assume you mean.imperial royal guard, not a praetorian guard
@Kevin-wx7wu7 жыл бұрын
Glad I found out, it's for a friend
@luispereira19336 жыл бұрын
sup
@kenadams12406 жыл бұрын
Kevin Pereira lol
@emmysoupcan43066 жыл бұрын
Warrior 115 we don't
@emmysoupcan43066 жыл бұрын
Warrior 115 we don't worship her, though, and even if we did, that would be poligamy, not idolatry
@emmysoupcan43066 жыл бұрын
Warrior 115 not worshiping her?
@asobussharkoof Жыл бұрын
Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!
@bettysims3362 жыл бұрын
I love the work, keep it up!!
@darklanov3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq algorithm: Wanna become a pope? This is how Me a Muslim: Interesting
@Natalie-1013 жыл бұрын
Me, an athiest gay woman
@arunmishra43113 жыл бұрын
@@Natalie-101 it's lesbian
@Natalie-1013 жыл бұрын
@@arunmishra4311 yes, that's another way to say it, but I said "gay woman" to specifically highlight that if I was either of those things, I still couldn't do it. And I can call myself whatever I want lol but in this case it was a comedic choice
@muhammadasadabbas54793 жыл бұрын
Ha
@muhammadasadabbas54793 жыл бұрын
Cause its hard to be an caliph seriously there are so many faction now
@drdounut66583 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The current pope followed this tutorial.
@hemanthbhaskar69643 жыл бұрын
Actually once, the top liked comment on this video was from some account named "Pope Francis" and it said "LMAO! Thanks fam. It worked"
@drdounut66583 жыл бұрын
@@hemanthbhaskar6964 i know
@vaniljam51763 жыл бұрын
@@hemanthbhaskar6964 yeah thats the real pope
@rperm8343 жыл бұрын
Not present one but the next pope would have followed this.
@Someone-fr7vh3 жыл бұрын
@@rperm834 sarcasm is a thing ya know?
@nonameyadsf2 жыл бұрын
Ferb, i know what we are going to do this summer
@radioactiveassassin5218 Жыл бұрын
Now that I think of it, do you think there will someday be a black pope?
@karenmarigold1310 Жыл бұрын
Considering how Catholicism is on the decline in Europe, but on the rise elsewhere; I think we could see a black Pope in our lifetime
@jasperhugelier15565 жыл бұрын
“You can choose any name you want” XxLittleKidDestroyer69xX
@handsomearabian5 жыл бұрын
imagine this happening for real XD
@Mc__Nugget5 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@MrMcfish5 жыл бұрын
NUB it could happen because memes are taking over the planet
@lacrimi5125 жыл бұрын
XxLittleKidDestroyer69xX The First.
@Mc__Nugget5 жыл бұрын
The fuck, 89 likes. Now my previous comment makes no sense.
@mikeoxmaul453 жыл бұрын
2:53 I've been watching this several times and now I notice Palpatine's guard at the left
@kennarajora65323 жыл бұрын
I only noticed it after you pointed it out.
@fr1tZpapp03 жыл бұрын
HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THAT YET?!?!?!?!??!?!?
@georgy25963 жыл бұрын
The heck?
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj94573 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice it, but I did thought he would pull something like that.
@MarsuCooper3 жыл бұрын
hahaha. noticed it on first go, was looking as had to go back.
@titancat56823 жыл бұрын
Requirements to become a Pope: INT: 850 STR: 225 AGI: 150 Mana: 15000 *Killed not more than 5 enemy units *Exorcism learned *Redemption learned LvL 50 Cardinal LvL 100 Bishop LvL 150 Priest LvL 200 Cleric
@lukeeatschips63243 жыл бұрын
You wrote my feelings down better than professionals write songs
@maruko83243 жыл бұрын
HP: 25/100
@ainz88523 жыл бұрын
Class quest Defeat bishops: 0/5 Kill the current pope: 0/1
@Animator101072 жыл бұрын
And Divinity mastery
@Gir32982 жыл бұрын
Reddit tier comment
@acedragonn5746 Жыл бұрын
Dam The cardinal Kept his phone and while they were praying was using the phone lmao
@sadaderlangga172 жыл бұрын
3:23 I love how one of them hide their phone
@loganeira3 жыл бұрын
2:53 snuck an Emperor’s Guard into the bottom left from Star Wars
@amosp94113 жыл бұрын
You are sharp
@real-yu9ls3 жыл бұрын
among us guard
@aryanswonderworld32563 жыл бұрын
Red sus.
@kiyru3 жыл бұрын
France
@jaredreyna37733 жыл бұрын
Impirial Royal Guard
@mayap.38849 жыл бұрын
3:23 Guy on the bottom left hid his phone.
@logix70069 жыл бұрын
+Maya Pattison (Mcp356) ROFL
@sachinsahay11138 жыл бұрын
+Maya Pattison (Mcp356) cheater
@mayap.38848 жыл бұрын
+Joshua V That's true! I never noticed that!
@famoterlhh49938 жыл бұрын
me too
@famoterlhh49938 жыл бұрын
+Joshua V BTW he looking at the phone
@meloyellow Жыл бұрын
Now’s your chance people
@dankoga22 жыл бұрын
Funny thing, as Catholic priests can't have descendants and, nowadays the Pope is also the king of Vatican, Cardinals are sometimes (more than I'd be comfortable) are also called "princes of the Church".
@csabaweisz87915 жыл бұрын
4:24 actually there is ONE "rule"....an old legend says that Saint Peter was the first pope, and the second Peter will be the last pope during the apocalypse, so if you are not a god-level troll, you usually pass that name
@phreakazoith22375 жыл бұрын
technically you can Combine names of former popes or choose a name never used before,like the current one did. But one would choose a new name wisely. Pope Awesome, Pope Caligula or Pope Jupiter might be inappropriate.
@yoruichixx69515 жыл бұрын
pOpE CuNt DeStRoYer HD
@eggyrepublic5 жыл бұрын
Pope McPopeySmokes
@brd3765 жыл бұрын
Peter was married and he was not a catholic, how can he become the first poop?
@triad57665 жыл бұрын
Ronald Bankien - The west decided to make priests celibate for some reason, while the East rejected such idiocy. And he was “Catholic” but not Roman Catholic. He gave his succession down to Rome and Antioch
@g3ar752 жыл бұрын
"What is your quest?" "What is your favorite color?" Loved these references xd
@wolfstar3883 Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear Now I’m the sultan of the Ottoman Empire
@haroldinho99305 жыл бұрын
A bishop in my area just retired. *nice* And so did a priest just now *double nice*