The Avengers (1998) - Nostalgia Critic

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No, not the comic book movie... The Nostalgia Critic reviews the Avengers movie from 1998.
Originally aired on September 20th, 2011.
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The Avengers is a 1998 American spy action film directed by Jeremiah Chechik, an adaptation of the 1961-69 British television series of the same name. It stars Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman as secret agents John Steed and Emma Peel, and Sean Connery as Sir August de Wynter, a mad scientist bent on controlling the world's weather. Patrick Macnee, Steed in the original series, makes a vocal cameo as the voice of Invisible Jones.
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@Justmyhandle 8 жыл бұрын

So, let me just get this straight. A gentleman spy action adventure with Ralph Fiennes as the hero, Uma Therman as the female lead, Jim Broadbent as the senior spy, Sean freaking Connery as the villain, and THIS is what you came up with?!

@andreapitre1978 3 жыл бұрын

When you say it like that.... sounds like wasted potential.

@absurdious 3 жыл бұрын

and aunt Petunia as the traitor

@kaijukid1443 2 жыл бұрын

I believe the definition for something like that is "Waster Potential"

@johnjamele 2 жыл бұрын

A few years ago, an obscure studio had Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and a $200 million production budget to work with. They came up with "The Force Awakens" which included one non-speaking scene with Hamill and gave most of the screen time to a group of unknown actors.

@yoda908 2 жыл бұрын

Quite a few years ago Lucas had the original cast from star wars, including the introduction of Boba Fett, and actors and actresses like Bea Arthur, and Art Carney and got the star wars holiday special.

@supercool559 8 жыл бұрын

This movie is why Marvel's The Avengers is called Avengers Assemble in the UK.

@tommycarr8111 8 жыл бұрын

And because the 60s show is still shown on some channels in the UK.

@danielmcgarel5105 6 жыл бұрын

TheClassiestMajinBuu Oh my goodness that’s so funny!

@MikeFelix1805 6 жыл бұрын

TheClassiestMajinBuu lets just hope that we get to hear "Avengers Assemble"

@Poever 6 жыл бұрын

Eff the UK’s Avengers

@TiStardust 6 жыл бұрын

TheClassiestMajinBuu It's a better title.

@Mr_Original 6 жыл бұрын

"So as they drive off to meet Mother, you may notice something very odd about the people of London in this movie: THERE'S NO PEOPLE OF LONDON IN THIS MOVIE!" I just love Critic's sarcastic exclamations.

@AxenfonKlatismrek 3 жыл бұрын

Rest In Piece Sean Connery 1930-2020

@rafterscott 8 жыл бұрын

The British guy playing Mother is Jim Broadbent. I welcome your hate.

@wildside316 8 жыл бұрын

Who went on to play the last shown potions master in the Harry Potter movies☺(I think).

@wildside316 8 жыл бұрын

Which, I just checked, makes at least two actors from this movie, in Harry Potter☺.

@meWASHER 8 жыл бұрын

Jim Broadbent is a fantastic actor! Glad I'm not the only one who knew his name.

@comdickinson5964 8 жыл бұрын

Thank you and sorry in advance for following the crowd bu RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRR Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Jim Broadbent Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh angry for no reason Britsh guy! No real hate, just roasting.

@comdickinson5964 8 жыл бұрын

3:27 Just for laughs.

@OmniTerror 7 жыл бұрын

So...........Voldemort and the Bride (kill bill) join forces to stop James Bond?

@21700r 5 жыл бұрын

...Y'know, that should be so much more interesting than it was

@cjwrench07 5 жыл бұрын

That would have been an epic movie. But, James Bond is supported by all the other living Bond actors, with Connery still in charge of course.

@sesfilmsllc 5 жыл бұрын

With the help of Professor Slughorn.

@generalstaal7075 5 жыл бұрын

Why wasn't that on the description?

@AlexTenThousand 4 жыл бұрын

And they're headed by Professor Slughorn

@phantomslay5612 4 жыл бұрын

0:25 - 0:50 is probably one of the critic's best reactions to being let down.

@Arfpint 7 жыл бұрын

As far as I can tell, The Avengers TV show (1961) came out before the Avengers comic (1963).

@bamos1092 6 жыл бұрын

@jacobhogan3208 4 жыл бұрын

It did yes.

@eddieolshefski6467 3 жыл бұрын

True. But the show was in the UK and it had nothing to do with the comic. Somehow, I doubt Marvel took the name idea from them. That would just be silly.

@Yetaxa 11 ай бұрын

I think the strangest coincidence about both of them is that the title is largely meaningless

@StupidMarioBros1Fan 8 жыл бұрын

I forgot that I've seen this review before and once again fell for the "Avengers" name trap. xD

@StupidMarioBros1Fan 8 жыл бұрын

Team Fortress Nerd I meant that it's not about the Marvel characters.

@countxero7655 8 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@emilyforrester 8 жыл бұрын

Me too. Fuck me.

@Legoguy9875 8 жыл бұрын

I imagine that if one of his future reviews is the actual Avengers movie, he'll make the thumbnail say something like "NOT THE BAD ONE" or something like that to avoid confusion XD

@dpeter95 8 жыл бұрын

I fell for that last time, but I don't fall for the same trick twice.

@clericofchaos1 8 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many million dollars it took to get sean connery to dress up in a bear suit?

@jamesb.8940 8 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't Nicolas Cage have been a more experienced bear ?

@grimoaldmeyer 8 жыл бұрын

watch zardoz, you Will be surprised

@jarednunes3263 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah The OG James Bond turned into a Bear

@vranthis 8 жыл бұрын

at this stage of his career...not much

@joyunicycle 8 жыл бұрын

I still wonder how he’s able to keep a straight face, it’s easily the silliest scene in the entire movie. It’s the Carebears as evil minions.

@williamseneyjr.6277 4 жыл бұрын

"Finally! I've been raptured! Take me away Jesus! I'll never do another movie like this again!" I died laughing at that impression!

@ppmv4285 6 жыл бұрын

The agent black joke killed me

@victorm152 5 жыл бұрын

Let me guess.....agent yellow is Mr. Yunioshi from Breakfast at Tiffany's

@lucinae8510 5 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna call Panda, Mr Dog. Panda is my cat.

@andreapitre1978 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao me to lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lmao.

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

I spat out my drink when that came up.

@AnitaLife27 8 жыл бұрын

Don't feel bad about not seeing the original (excellent) show. The people who made this movie never saw it either.

@ztslovebird 6 жыл бұрын

Betsy Manning Seriously? Never trust a project by people who know nothing about the source material. Like this, Dragonball Evolution, Toddler Titans Go, and Jem.

@tdark987 5 жыл бұрын

What was the show like? I've not heard of it before. I know that James Bond parodies were something of a fad back then (Austin Powers is probably the most well-known of the bunch, yet even f*cking Mr Bean jumped on the bandwagon toward the end), but from the looks of it this film was really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

@NotInTheBox 5 жыл бұрын

ztslovebird funnily enough, The Avengers was a thing before James Bond, and a few of Steeds assistants from the show went on to star in the Bond films. The Avengers is classed as spy-fi, not a serious thriller spy show. It even gets to the point where it becomes self referential, with the actors making up their own witty jokes. This movie is an awful representation of a great show devised by a great man, Sydney Newman, who of course created the hit show “Doctor Who”.

@brianaguilar8283 4 жыл бұрын

ztslovebird Jon M. Chu was a big Jem fan when he directed it

@brianaguilar8283 4 жыл бұрын

This movie was heavily butchered in the editing room. The Director’s Cut is 115 minutes long

@potitishogun2961997 7 жыл бұрын

"That was Uma Thurman in a bear suit jumping off a building." xDD

@eddieolshefski6467 3 жыл бұрын

And to me, that hurts a bit inside. Cause Uma Thurman is a childhood crush of mine. And watching that scene was just silly.

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

That’s like Nicholas Cage punching a cult lady while wearing a bear sui- oh wait...

@rosebyanyname 7 жыл бұрын

Weirdly enough I WOULD pay to see The Bride fight Voldemort.

@98953812 3 жыл бұрын

Voldemorr: The Bride who lived, come to die.

@darthcinema4262 3 жыл бұрын

Guest starring the OG James Bond.

@bryanreyes7382 3 жыл бұрын

Rest In Peace, Sean Connery, who just passed away at 1:00 AM in the Bahamas on Halloween morning surrounded by his wife and son Jason and stepson Stephane. Rest In Peace, James Bond. Now you're in heaven with Roger Moore, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell, Robert Brown, Desmond Llewellyn and etcetera..... 😭😭😭😭😭

@MforMovesets 8 жыл бұрын

I just realized that Kingsmen is basically this but good.

@jackdreas4415 8 жыл бұрын

and with a lot more people! Seriously, there isn't a lot of extras in this movie it's like a mini apocalypse happened.

@MforMovesets 8 жыл бұрын

Jack Dreas Now that you say it, true.

@andrewkful 8 жыл бұрын

And most of the main characters are younger, less stuck-up and more appealing.

@ph89787 8 жыл бұрын

+andrewkful And have Samuel L "Mother fucking" Jackson.

@victorm152 6 жыл бұрын

Patrick Donnolley and Mark Hamill

@Sh0tgunJust1ce 2 жыл бұрын

Given that Ray Fiennes is M in the most recent Bond films, this is basically a younger M fighting an older James Bond.

@JustSomeCanadianGuy 7 жыл бұрын

I went to see this when I was 10 thinking it was an actual Marvel Avengers movie. Literally took me until the credits to realize Captain America was never showing up.

@TZER0 4 жыл бұрын

11:50 That Gummi Bears part literally killed me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@WoodyWoodpecker19843 Жыл бұрын

Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear!

@WolfanTerror 8 жыл бұрын

I remember when 'The Avengers' got renamed in my country because of this crap.

@niqandvaqtoys2619 8 жыл бұрын

jesus

@WolfanTerror 8 жыл бұрын

octo corgi Indeed.

@issacflores2010 8 жыл бұрын

Well what was it called

@niqandvaqtoys2619 8 жыл бұрын

***** what was it renamed to ?

@penguinpanda00 8 жыл бұрын

Avengers Assemble

@cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864 5 жыл бұрын

13:00 “Would you please be so kind as to hit the ground?” As bad as this movie is, that line legit made me laugh.

@WoodyWoodpecker19843 Жыл бұрын

What English people are really like: I will shank your nan and stab you in the neck twice!

@MythicSuns 8 ай бұрын

It feels like a scene from a British spy film if the director was one of those Americans that thinks we Brits only know how to act like posh stereotypes.

@renji90998 3 жыл бұрын

Sean Connery's wife said he was dealing some mental issues right up to his death. This may explain some of his choices with the last few movies he was in.

@uruloki2758 Жыл бұрын

Or maybe those last few movies explain his mental issues.

@ellugerdelacruz2555 11 ай бұрын

Oh my....😢

@GroundhogDayisAWESOME 6 жыл бұрын

3:27 those men going "most unorthodox" scene had me laughing SO hard! xD

@quentinkaasa47 4 жыл бұрын

Doug made a similar joke in his review of Little Monsters.

@sergeijirukanji5230 3 жыл бұрын

@@quentinkaasa47 and Patch Adams

@TheMrMister 8 жыл бұрын

The meme I chose was Nicholas Cage in a bear suit, punching a nun, but I don't know if that review came out before or after this one

@randominternetsurfersurfin7595 8 жыл бұрын

after. The background is brown here.

@princesoulger999 8 жыл бұрын

+Red Hood Hey Jason. Does the mask cover the crowbar bruises?

@331coolguy 8 жыл бұрын

Afterwards

@randominternetsurfersurfin7595 8 жыл бұрын

Princesoulger hey prince. Does the crown hide the fact that you're beneath everyone?

@princesoulger999 8 жыл бұрын

Red Hood lol. Nice one.

@hirightnow 8 жыл бұрын

The original series, with Macnee and Ian Hendry, WAS actually about avenging! The series took a surreal turn with Diana Rigg because she had bewbs and leather and color was new to television (before the show went to complete crap with Linda Thorson), and the Swing culture, and and the movie had nostalgia, and surrealism, and..and... and... I got nothin'. I grew up watching the show, and this movie quite disappointed me.

@NoobGamer-hn5rs 8 жыл бұрын

I grew up with the tv show used to watch it with mom every time it was on ^_^

@TheTwinFiles 8 жыл бұрын

This movie was so terrible. What was the point of everyone dressed as teddy bears? Why was there no security at the UN and this random guy can take them hostage and declare his evil plans? Then there was the whole thing with the clones. Bleh.

@retroftw4644 8 жыл бұрын

The Twin Files that's what happens when Americans try to do English shows.

@TheTwinFiles 8 жыл бұрын

retroftw The American version of The Office was pretty good.

@victorm152 8 жыл бұрын

Olena Tyrell was in it?

@moelazer 6 жыл бұрын

How about reading a message that says "Read this message"

@Y0uKnowMyName 8 жыл бұрын

ugh. I was so bored watching this movie when I was a kid. years later I discovered that its humor relied on them being polite? god.

@tannerprice2018 7 жыл бұрын

Comparing both Avengers movies: This movie: -Has boring dialogue -Has teddy bears beating people up -The only good thing in this movie is Sean Connery(not saying much). -Weather machine. The good one: - Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Samuel L. Jackson, etc. - awesome action scenes - a serious death scene that makes you feel bad. - Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye vs. Loki. - a series of movies since 2008, and continues through 2016. .....You can see the clear winner.

@bunnyattic0009 7 жыл бұрын

Tanner Price Yup

@UsernameAss 6 жыл бұрын

Clearly this one is better

@Batman43221 6 жыл бұрын

Best comparison ever!!!

@troy801 4 жыл бұрын

They're too completely different films. Your argument is invalid.

@victorm152 4 жыл бұрын

And the story reaches an amazing epic kickass finale in 2019 with Endgame

@gbrindle4981 8 жыл бұрын

I remember in my class all of us wanted to watch the Avengers, so we told our teacher we wanted to see it and they started playing this movie. Our class has never been so mad at a teacher before Also LOVING the Dr.Strangelove reference.

@Petman1325 7 жыл бұрын

I just love everything about his "Well, looks like someone's having a bad BEAR day!" From his face to how he says it.

@1987MartinT 6 жыл бұрын

The Avengers, No Not That One. That's what I call this movie.

@erics.czernecki7333 3 жыл бұрын

Better way to seem it- the *Bad* Avengers. Or the British Avengers. Or Britvengers for short.

@giuseppeianniello1998 2 жыл бұрын

Or the Posh Avengers

@michaelwolfe9496 8 жыл бұрын

18:40 Wouldn't Iron Man be the can and not the can-opener?

@tannerprice2018 5 жыл бұрын

Michael Wolfe Not as catchy.

@Mr_Original 6 жыл бұрын

"So they go to a secret underground company called Wonderland Weather where they-- the FF&&&&&CK!?" I mentally had that reaction. 😂

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@melissalayson7275 3 жыл бұрын

I had the same reaction when that scene popped up.

@XenithXenaku 6 жыл бұрын

9:33 *Nostalgia Critic:* They go to a secret underground company called Wonderland Weather, where they... [Cut to the infamous bear costume board meeting scene] *Nostalgia Critic:* ...the _FUCK?!_ *August De Wynter (Sean Connery):* [Dressed in a black teddy bear costume] Welcome to Wonderland Weather, here in our London headquarters. *Nostalgia Critic:* _[dumbfounded]_ The _FUCK?!_ *Nostalgia Critic (voiceover):* When did this turn into _The Grateful Dead’s Teddy Bear Picnic?!_ I’m sorry, movie! I’m sorry! You can’t do that! You can’t do that! You can’t have nothing but bland characters, bland dialogue and bland visuals throughout the entire film, and then… _suddenly_ throw this shit at us!

@TheDuckyDino 4 жыл бұрын

Me: can we have the avengers? Mom: no we have the avengers at home The Avengers at home:

@quietshhh151 8 жыл бұрын

This movie seems so un-BEAR- able

@NewPaulActs17 8 жыл бұрын

fuck you

@willdd 8 жыл бұрын

+NewPaulActs17 :(

@quietshhh151 8 жыл бұрын

So worth it

@quietshhh151 8 жыл бұрын

Big Foot Obviously a better one than you

@joyunicycle 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Sean Connery's most em-bear-essing film.

@bergonath8851 8 жыл бұрын

Uma Thurman in chinese clothes? Gonna need some tissues for this.

@JonathanThe501st 8 жыл бұрын

I know. I need to wipe my tears too after behold such majesty.

@dasingameplaysandreviews7589 8 жыл бұрын

+Jonathan Brown ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yeah tears. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@ThunderChunky101 8 жыл бұрын

+Dasin Game#playsand#reviews Man tears. I always think that with those "male tears" coffee mugs you see.

@lordofthejotnar7144 8 жыл бұрын

She's one sexy wanton.

@jamesmorrison2595 8 жыл бұрын

She looks a bit like a sloth to me. Something about her eyes

@adrianschagerl4486 6 жыл бұрын

Voldemort and poison Ivy together in the Kingsmen? ........ ............. .......... Weird.

@victorm152 5 жыл бұрын

Too bad it sucked

@98953812 5 жыл бұрын

As well as Henry Jones Sr.

@moviemaniac9034 4 жыл бұрын

@@98953812 And Horace Slughorn and Petunia Dursley.

@victorm152 4 жыл бұрын

@@moviemaniac9034 and Eddie Izzard

@themysteriouscatperson9483 3 жыл бұрын

Voldemort and the bride from kill bill fighting James Bond

@jackskellington8292 6 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else die laughing when the nostalgia critic was screaming?😂😂

@maddixpelletier2629 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@jordangerardpotier 4 жыл бұрын

Of course 😂

@TZER0 4 жыл бұрын

I would, but his screaming is my reaction everytime my Dad watches this movie religiously.

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

Me!

@darthcinema4262 3 жыл бұрын

Yep!

@MechAleXtreme 8 жыл бұрын

This film is Un-Bear-able

@SamanthaPortUkulele 8 жыл бұрын

Time for a game of disappearing bears. Wait, wait, no, that's a different review. Uh... this isn't over! BEARS! Shit, still the wrong thing.

@mysteryguy892 8 жыл бұрын

Bear pun

@randominternetsurfersurfin7595 8 жыл бұрын

only you can prevent not getting your arse kicked BY NICOLAS EFFING CAGE ( punches blonde woman )!!!!!

@p.z.arnott2329 8 жыл бұрын

I want that bear!

@plottwist3364 8 жыл бұрын

It was a Bearezina

@BobJohnson-jv4ue 8 жыл бұрын

did they seriously get robotnik to make buzz bombers for this moment?

@stormbringer2189 8 жыл бұрын

eyup

@amit790 7 жыл бұрын

I loved his reaction when he thought he was going to review MARVEL's The Avengers, but instead he found out he was reviewing the suckie avengers movie

@torgardm 7 жыл бұрын

Agent black, holy shit

@jeky1986 8 жыл бұрын

17:43 Did Sean Connery the "took the spear under the arm thing"? oO

@gdbaradit 8 жыл бұрын

3:10 You can't tell this isn't the first take of this scene

@MrJreed1000 8 жыл бұрын

great catch...y not just use a new sheet of paper...lol

@deckardcanine 8 жыл бұрын

I thought, "Is that what happens to slightly microwaved paper?"

@randomjunkohyeah1 8 жыл бұрын

+Stephen Gilberg No, what happens when you microwave paper is that the microwave microwaves _itself_ because that's not something that can actually absorb the radiation. Do it for more than a few seconds, and that fucker's broken. Just thought I'd share that tidbit.

@xavierschroeder8326 8 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious

@harogenkitnsg2474 4 жыл бұрын

Here's a fun fact: the original British Avengers tv show was created by the same person who created Doctor Who. Sydney Newman

@abbienarutogirl 8 жыл бұрын

Father is Petunia Dursley! :D

@aussieman3021 5 жыл бұрын

And John Steed is Voldemort and Mother is Horace Slughorn.

@Walrusman_180 4 жыл бұрын

@killer92173 6 жыл бұрын

The "Agent Black" one killed me!!! 😂😂😂

@hannatude 7 жыл бұрын

The Avengers, aka "the Poison Ivy and Voldemort team up no one wanted to watch".

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

That would be so much cooler

@darthcinema4262 3 жыл бұрын

That sounds better than this movie. Just throw in Draco the Dragon, and we have a masterpiece.

@MuciusSkaevola 2 жыл бұрын

versus james bond himself

@nerdsquid9951 6 жыл бұрын

0:27 my reaction to ninja turtles 3!

@michaeloconnor5904 8 жыл бұрын

Jim Broadbent. Bring it on.

@otakon17 8 жыл бұрын

The *BEAR*!

@junkbot2.1 8 жыл бұрын

Meh

@michaeloconnor5904 8 жыл бұрын

Ned Stark Well said. I like the way you kept your head.

@Kem1kal13 8 жыл бұрын

SPECTACULAR, SPECTACULAR!

@waynedaly100 8 жыл бұрын

Slater the Slag

@alleygoose9163 7 жыл бұрын

"this movie is based off one joke, they're polite" just like kingsman which is a fucking awesome movie

@shadowspider9 6 жыл бұрын

Alex Forth the reason it works in Kingsmen is the same reason it worked in the original show. The situations are so bat shit over the top it’s obviously not meant to be taken seriously. The original show was a comedy after all. With the movie they try and play everything straight.

@luckystriker842 6 жыл бұрын

Both take spy cliches to their most absurd in an attempt to comedically deconstruct the genre. However, The Avengers (1998) is a very broad spoof that just does the above and says it's "ironic" while Kingsmen takes a precise scalpel to the tropes and subverts each and every one of them e.g the villain has dinner with the hero but instead of serving something gross meant to intimidate him, he serves him McDonald's.

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

@@luckystriker842 dang I might give The King’s Man a watch

@MythicSuns 8 ай бұрын

@@shadowspider9Which _can_ work (see Airplane) but the comedy has to complement it rather than feel shoehorned in.

@EquilibriumTelevision 6 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing this movie on regular TV when I was younger. The weirdness of some of the scenes are pretty much all that's memorable.

@levi_octavian 7 жыл бұрын

I love Critics girly scream That was the best thing ever😂😂😂😂

@markus7166 Жыл бұрын

Hell nah that shit was annoying as fuck 🤦🏼‍♂️

@TheMarionick 7 жыл бұрын

Voldemort and Slughorn in a movie that is not Harry Potter.

@Nirias103683 7 жыл бұрын

And Father is Petunia!

@Immagonko 3 жыл бұрын

@@Nirias103683 whaaaat?! Is that true lmao

@UltimateGamerCC 3 жыл бұрын

@@Immagonko yup, Dursley's wife Petunia, seriously just watch Harry Potter and put the Morpheus shades on her and bam!

@TheLoneLoony 8 жыл бұрын

17:35 Not gonna lie, this couple of seconds looks pretty cool.

@user-ln4gd6hx7e 4 жыл бұрын

Sean Connery turned down the role of Morpheus in The matrix for this

@daigneauray7087 2 жыл бұрын

fuck Trump I believe it was actually the role of the Architect.

@Avigorus 6 жыл бұрын

Talk about dated. That "british guy we can't remember" is now known as "Professor Slughorn" lol

@Jordan3DS 2 жыл бұрын

This review came out two years after that movie, though

@Lillian2167 8 жыл бұрын

The Jim Broadbent joke must be an American thing. We Brits always know his name. XD

@Sleeper800 8 жыл бұрын

+Joseph Najjar We could have a fat manchild enslaving us like North Korea. Trump may be bad but he's no Kim Jung Un.

@Gammera2000 8 жыл бұрын

+Cosmic He didn't enslave them, he just took the reigns after his father did all the heavy lifting.

@Sleeper800 8 жыл бұрын

+Parker Stetson It really matters, trust me.

@Sleeper800 8 жыл бұрын

+Joseph Najjar Do you know that England founded America? Do I know it? Does everyone basically know it? Pretty hard to deny something that is common knowledge to anyone who took a third grade social studies (it's like history but kid friendly for anyone who doesn't know what that is).

@LaughingOwlKiller 8 жыл бұрын

example

@cinnamonzor7043 8 жыл бұрын

What's next? "Paint Drying: the movie"?

@Gar7Art 8 жыл бұрын

I think you're on to something...

@Greyghostvol1 8 жыл бұрын

Hey now, don't count that out yet. I mean, what's the color?

@Gar7Art 8 жыл бұрын

+Greyghostvol1 Hot Pink.

@Greyghostvol1 8 жыл бұрын

Arthur Garcia I'm in!

@gameslion11 8 жыл бұрын

I think there was an actual movie about paint drying, and it was authorized by the British Board of Film Classification

@Kimmiko600 8 жыл бұрын

This has to be one of the most british movies ever

@WoodyWoodpecker19843 Жыл бұрын

What about Nativity, Nativity 2 Danger In The Manger, Nativity 3 Dude Where's My Donkey, Nativity Rocks, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End, Bean (1997), Mr Bean's Holiday, Johnny English, Johnny English Reborn and Johnny English Strikes Strikes Again?

@WoodyWoodpecker19843 Жыл бұрын

And Chicken Run, Wallace and Gromit The Curse of the Were Rabbit and Flushed Away?

@fantastopotomus 7 жыл бұрын

I remember this movie looking really cool from the previews and then I saw it and was just confused and angry.

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

“Confused Screaming”

@quasarone3083 8 жыл бұрын

Uma Thurman in this is proof that Tarantino can get great performances outta everyone

@richardhealy 8 жыл бұрын

I remember being taken to see this as a child, and that bit with the teddy bear boardroom was possibly my earliest introduction to the feeling of "WTF am I watching?"

@Ko700el 8 жыл бұрын

the agent became M in the recent james bond...ironic isnt it

@sesfilmsllc 5 жыл бұрын

koel700 After killing the OG James Bond. God my head hurts.

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

Yes. I wanna see Bellatrix play a spy villain

@TheDud247 Жыл бұрын

Is noone gonna mention how flawless that fade to Dr Strangelove was. Cant stop repeating it.

@frcdstcr 8 жыл бұрын

"Take me away, Jesus" lmaooo

@marcoparada6652 Жыл бұрын

This is the style of Nostalgia Critic that wins. No retarded skit breaks from NC's extended cast.

@carlzson299 5 жыл бұрын

I was laughing my ass off at the "Take me away, Jeshush!" part.

@Sandlot1992 3 жыл бұрын

R.I.P. Sean Connery

@emmethefangirl8785 5 жыл бұрын

Okay, fir a hot second I really thought you were doing the one in the MCU. I never even knew this one existed.

@shadowthesavagehedgehog4296 4 жыл бұрын

0:27 My reaction to when they announced Dark Phoenix

@somerandolad 4 жыл бұрын

My reaction from when we've ran out of toilet paper.

@questworldiangreenknight7455 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@samkresil6011 3 жыл бұрын

16:10 Director: Uh, cut! Ok, Ralph. Why don't we try something different here? Act more worried! Ralph: No, I think this much better suits my character, thank you very much. Director: Oh ok. Lets stick with that, then.

@Canada1994 4 жыл бұрын

Boy Uma Thurman REALLY had a tough year in 1998 didn't she? First Batman and Robin and now this?

@NeoConnor1 2 жыл бұрын

Batman & Robin was released in 1997.

@Canada1994 2 жыл бұрын

@@NeoConnor1 Than a tough two years then.

@lorddan4935 8 жыл бұрын

when I saw that scene where everyone is in bear suits I laughed so freaking hard it was hilarious, and the gummi bear thing and the Rapture bit at the end.

@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist 3 жыл бұрын

Rest in Paradise Sir Sean Connery

@somerandolad 3 жыл бұрын

The best James Bond there ever was.

@robbieking4070 3 жыл бұрын

He’s been raptured by Jeshush!

@FailedFuturist3626 5 жыл бұрын

Connery being struck by lightning and rising in the air doesn’t get a “There can be only one!”

@JakeRat-xo2bw 8 жыл бұрын

9:37 I think we finally know where Nicholas Cage got inspiration for his performance in the Wicker Man.

@ShadyDoorags 8 жыл бұрын

I remember when I first saw this. That freaking Gummy Bears moment made me completely lose it.

@hopladopla1234 8 жыл бұрын

1:54 His name is Jim Broadbent

@ph89787 8 жыл бұрын

Oh Inspector Butterman.

@spikebulldog2010 8 жыл бұрын

Horace slughorn too I think.

@coolbrotherj 8 жыл бұрын

FUCK YOU! We all know him as that British Guy whose name we can't remember.

@TheAtemAndrew 8 жыл бұрын

Zidler!

@Dim4323 8 жыл бұрын

+Dem Shadowwolf in his Christmas countdown he said it was Jim brodbent he ended the joke

@bimapringgo 2 жыл бұрын

The Avengers movie made in the style of Kingsman. I would love to see that.

@axelnilsson5124 Жыл бұрын

That’d be great

@LiveNiceness14 6 жыл бұрын

12:39 Oh god damn it I PASSED THE GREEN HILL ZONE 3 levels ago!!!

@anarchyandempires5452 8 жыл бұрын

please do league of extraordinary Gentlemen I loved that movie and think it deserves a review be it good or bad!!!

@anarchyandempires5452 8 жыл бұрын

Better be good though😠

@SexyButCurious 8 жыл бұрын

I seriously hated that movie, but I definitely want a review of it.

@imveryangryitsnotbutter 8 жыл бұрын

That movie wasn't good, though. Besides being unfaithful to the source material, it was a poorly paced and plot-hole-riddled film in its own right. It's very unreasonable to expect a positive review. I mean, it's not among the worst of the worst that the Critic and his ilk have reviewed, but it's still a real stinker.

@dwarfbunni 8 жыл бұрын

not a great way to make a request.

@satanslittleunicorn6536 8 жыл бұрын

1:28 They predicted kings man

@necromancer4660 8 жыл бұрын

London : 28 days after British Exit from European Union

@justking6998 5 жыл бұрын

Realistic response XD 00:20

@BarbadosBeerFestival 4 жыл бұрын

@17:58 no highlander joke?

@1980Triumph 8 жыл бұрын

I have always liked League of the Extraordinary Gentlemen, never got the hate

@TheDUDERulez1 8 жыл бұрын

Sean Connery retired because of it. I swear on my grandparents' graves!

@TheChaosDragoness 8 жыл бұрын

Me either, really. My mom and I both like that movie.

@TheTwinFiles 8 жыл бұрын

Ditto. I genuinely liked the movie and thought it was great. But I never read the comic so I guess that might have been the reason why.

@G33kCulture 8 жыл бұрын

I'm with you. It was a very entertaining movie.

@enclavenewscast1087 8 жыл бұрын

3 word and two names...: Hyde rapes Invisible Man to death

@HuemanBean 8 жыл бұрын

Critic's remastered reviews? Oh boy just like heating up last night's lasagna, old but tasty

@justinthebostonian8028 3 жыл бұрын

10:51 This is not over.....BEARS

@dillonohlemiller9027 4 жыл бұрын

11:24 always gets me 😂🤣

@PerovNigma 7 жыл бұрын

I actually think the old woman is funny. 1) The contrast of a polite request followed by loud gunfire. 2) The visual of an elderly person using a tommy gun is *most unorthodox*. 3) The expectation/hope that her shtick will be different, only to find it's not. Much like in your Why Do We Love Stupid? video, the humour is derived from our own suffering.

@ecgameplayer 3 жыл бұрын

It would be funny but after seeing the polite shtick 10 times all of them failing miserably either being unfunny or annoying after the fifth time really puts a damper on later scenes.

@SnakeDaemon 8 жыл бұрын

by the way in the series, you'll love this honestly, the agents are mostly named after flowers in 1 episode, so I loved how you referred to them

@samkresil6011 3 жыл бұрын

9:42 Sean Conney: Well, it makes sense to me.

@whoisyouranime 9 ай бұрын

And years later, Ralph Fiennes becomes M in the James Bond movies. It's funny how a satire spy movie actor becomes the boss of a serious spy action film series.

@joyunicycle 7 жыл бұрын

I swear I just want to give those bears a squeeze each; they’re so cuddly! There’s no way you can make them look evil, even Nicholas Cage wouldn’t look intimidating.