Alone in the Dark - Nostalgia Critic
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7 жыл бұрынNostalgia Critic takes on the Uwe Boll movie Alone in the Dark with some help.
Originally aired on September 8th, 2009.
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@zodayn4767 7 жыл бұрын
Given that this movie uses a German tax evasion to save money, shoulnd´nt it be called: "a Loan in the Dark"?
@illuminatiforever8719 7 жыл бұрын
W
@guilhermehank4938 7 жыл бұрын
Here, have my like
@MrMaradok 7 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@beyshredder2916 7 жыл бұрын
Well played 👏 👏 👏
@tyleradamson3045 7 жыл бұрын
Zodayn I'm starting to get the feeling that doug just pulls together a few comments from the video and calls that a script.
@TheToasterPope 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: this episode is mentioned on Wikipedia in a list of famous media that uses text to speech
@Spilia4 Жыл бұрын
You're lying that article doesn't exist
@TheToasterPope Жыл бұрын
@@Spilia4 I can’t find it anymore either, it was there at one point though.
@Vyndora Жыл бұрын
Text to speech is something I depend on, so I appreciate it if nothing else. 🤷🏻♀️
@onojioboardwalk9748 Жыл бұрын
@@TheToasterPope .. Thats why one neither reads much of or trusts anything on that made-to-be-changed-or-lie website of wikihorse-crap dot cork bore.
@TheGOAT-hj6sl 5 ай бұрын
Why the hell was I in Star Trek VI?
@cosmokramer179 6 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Uwe Boll didn't challenge NC to a boxing match. Could you imagine how that would've turned out?
@taylord5381 6 жыл бұрын
Cosmo Kramer doug has his fangirls. What does uwe boll got?
@PublicBenemyNum1 6 жыл бұрын
Well, at least Linkara would have a good chance of winning... "I AM A MAN!!!"
@AnimeWolf5193 6 жыл бұрын
Then NC pulls out his pistol. lol
@MegamanXfan21xx 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: If someone actually capable of fighting (such as Seanbaby) agreed to Boll's challenge, he'd pussy out.
@wiseguy01 4 жыл бұрын
@EAT THIS YOU GRAVY SUCKING DOG So a better person than you.
@najhoant 7 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: that long opening narration gives away like 90% of the plot
@joseloreto4284 5 жыл бұрын
najhoant Way to spoil your movie before the movie begins, narrator.
@dereknight861 4 жыл бұрын
I love it when the editors realize that the movie was fucking terrible they just try to warn the audience of how stupid the movie gets using opening narration
@cosmokramer179 3 жыл бұрын
It was put in apparently because test audiences couldn’t understand the plot
@thekiller7994 3 жыл бұрын
@@cosmokramer179 wow
@masterfarr8265 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@Dirvinator 7 жыл бұрын
I COMPLETELY FORGOT DOUG HAD HAIR AT ONE POINT!
@BugsyFoga 7 жыл бұрын
he still does
@xandertrejo 7 жыл бұрын
He did? Where???
@goldenretriever6440 7 жыл бұрын
Like on the back of his head
@Dirvinator 7 жыл бұрын
Motion Design No
@cloverbun2574 7 жыл бұрын
+Motion Design try making good cartoons and then I'll get back to you
@phantomstrider 7 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite episodes :) three is normally a crowd but you three really made it work.
@jeanbrown9598 7 жыл бұрын
PhantomStrider Hi Strider. 👋🙈🙉
@phantomstrider 7 жыл бұрын
Bryanna Brown howdy Bryana :)
@jeanbrown9598 7 жыл бұрын
PhantomStrider Just wanted to say I really love your videos. You and Doug have some really good material. I've seen you two collaborated on a top 10 list, and I was wondering if you would try a review of your own. Maybe some of Don Bluth's later movies, like Anastasia. You seem to like Don Bluth's older movies, but also dislike his later movies *cough Troll in Central Park cough*. Once you get past the historical inaccuracies, Anastasia almost stands by itself as a sorta decent Diet Disney.
@jeanbrown9598 7 жыл бұрын
PhantomStrider And thanks for replying! I didn't actually except you to reply! Wow!
@calebmayfield3878 7 жыл бұрын
Please do top 6 worst Nickelodeon sitcoms
@tristanhartup4936 7 жыл бұрын
Uwe Boll has recently announced his retirement from filmmaking... REJOICE!
@joyunicycle 6 жыл бұрын
HALLELUJAH!!!! And no more boxing critics!!!!
@IABITVpresents 6 жыл бұрын
joyunicycle shame as I never saw him do that on video xD
@mets2128 6 жыл бұрын
And no more screwing people out of their money via German tax loopholes!
@bunnyblanc5470 6 жыл бұрын
mets2128 praise the Lord his reign is over!!!!
@randalgraves6979 6 жыл бұрын
Awww no Bloodrayne 4? 😥
@gracefullynadine864 7 жыл бұрын
You know, I wouldn't call Uwe Boll the "Next Ed Wood". At least Ed Wood was passionate about what he was doing. I believe he was just a terrible filmmaker that was trying his best. He was just... really, really bad at it.
@dietdrphil4442 7 жыл бұрын
I actually thought Rampage was really good. A little too much shaky cam for me but other than that the acting from the main character is surprisingly good. I'd avtually say check it out if you don't mind small bits of dark comedy with a really depressing plot.
@tafua_a 6 жыл бұрын
I think Boll is the total opposite of Wood. Wood wanted to make movies and had a lot of passion, but zero budget. Boll makes and has a shitton of money, and he doesn't give a fuck about his movies or the source material
@silverloony1170 6 жыл бұрын
It's an insult to Wood to compare him to Boll. At least Wood possessed passion and effort; he just had no talent or budget. Boll, on the other hand, obviously puts no goddamn effort whatsoever into his work, thus removing any charm or even the possibility of coming close to "so bad it's good" status.
@tafua_a 6 жыл бұрын
Tommy Wiseau can be called the next Ed Wood. Talentless and budgetless, but man does he try!
@CurtyTails 5 жыл бұрын
@G-Funk 1 agreed,that became a running joke in disaster artist how much money he ended up spending...apparently his account is an infinite hole of dollar bills and gold i guess...
@ParanormalEncyclopedia 7 жыл бұрын
I could be wrong but wasn't Ed Wood at least TRYING to make good movies? That'd put him ahead of Bowl imo.
@henryolsen6248 7 жыл бұрын
and they were so bad they were good. these are just....
@cryingwithrage 7 жыл бұрын
BAD
@TweekMorgan4dictator 7 жыл бұрын
to be fair, he wouldn't beat the shit out of his critics if he didn't care. Maybe he really does enjoy his own movies... or maybe he's an ass with an overinflated ego, who's tosay?
@jakebryant3445 7 жыл бұрын
True at least he was *trying* to make a good film
@ilopominecrafter 6 жыл бұрын
Paranormal Encyclopedia shouldn't he have said michael bay? Makes bad movies but still gets paid millions
@jasonsea6110 3 жыл бұрын
So many classic jokes. This episode is pure gold.
@chriscobb4952 Жыл бұрын
It’s a bit odd but I really like the episodes where the critic doesn’t talk and expresses everything through body language. He’s really good at controlling his face muscles
@andrewmontgomery5621 6 жыл бұрын
18:27:"MARCO! MARCO!" "Polo!" Nice touch! Also...."Fish out of water!"
@Bobvanksy 7 жыл бұрын
Man, I want another Uwe Boll review...Best trio ever.
@JamailvanWestering 7 жыл бұрын
They did Bloodrayne as well
@Bobvanksy 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know, just can't get enough of them.
@projectbelmont7177 7 жыл бұрын
what happened?
@projectbelmont7177 7 жыл бұрын
I can see why that would upset people... Jesus...
@HiddenGemsReviews 7 жыл бұрын
+DarkwingDuck 1984 That's incredibly inaccurate. The real reason was that Spoony wanted to go off and do his own thing. They've all come to terms with that crap years ago, or they wouldn't even do the collabs in the first place. Heck, they even poked fun at it in the Bloodrayne review (Which, you know, was a collab they did despite what you're saying) . Stop spreading that crap around.
@lml6791 7 жыл бұрын
The three schmuckheads reviews are some of the funniest. We need more of them.
@superstarultra28 3 жыл бұрын
Spoony doesn't review movies anymore.
@disconnected22 3 жыл бұрын
And Linkara left Channel Awesome. The old crossover days are long gone.
@themysteriouscatperson9483 3 жыл бұрын
We still have these two reviews though
@themysteriouscatperson9483 3 жыл бұрын
@JOE DRAWS Look idk what’s happening with spoony, but Doug and Linkara are completely fine, idk what you mean downward spiral, he makes reviews every week that get the same amount of views, the only reason linkara and Doug will never work together, is because linkara worked on the “change the channel” document
@dylanthebiguy 6 ай бұрын
Id say they could review house of the dead Bloodrayne 2 And alone in the dark 2
@thesupremenecroticdakimakura 7 жыл бұрын
Alone in the Dark, in a group, in the daylight. You mean Alone in the Dark Illumination?
@thesupremenecroticdakimakura 7 жыл бұрын
Also, representing source material at its finest.
@xMRxZEROx 2 жыл бұрын
Tara Reid: "Some doors are meant to stay shut" Yeah, like the DVD case to this movie. 🤣🤣🤣
@SlashinatorZ 7 жыл бұрын
Wow this review is 7 years old now. Nostalgia Critic reviews are old enough to have nostalgia themselves.
@nicandknacksandseans 5 жыл бұрын
Darth Vegeta how do you think I feel!
@Rogue.Rainbow 5 жыл бұрын
How ironic Nostalgia critics reviews Have become nostalgic.
@albertschoise8091 5 жыл бұрын
Rogue Rainbow yeah. People constantly view them through rose coloured glasses.
@kimifw58 4 жыл бұрын
Oh! He should review his first review like Phelous did!
@tawabunny 4 жыл бұрын
10 now
@hyungyuchoiboi1179 7 жыл бұрын
YOU NEVER WENT TO CASTLETON!!!!
@fabio04081998 7 жыл бұрын
What appens to spoony?
@AWESOMEjeff654r 7 жыл бұрын
it was probably a hand me down
@WarsunGames 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Take that shirt off!
@vandelayofficial492 7 жыл бұрын
You Castleton snob!
@stanmcserr8576 7 жыл бұрын
But I did see Time Chasers. The hero (if you could call him that) wore that t-shirt.
@Arcademan09 7 жыл бұрын
... I miss Spoony. He's actually the reason I discovered TGWTG and AVGN around the same time
@extraincomeuk635 2 жыл бұрын
What happened to him?
@Arcademan09 2 жыл бұрын
@@extraincomeuk635 he got really depressed and doesn't seem to be seeking any help. He hasn't done ANYTHING in almost a decade, lost most of his Patreons and even let his own website go defunct. He VERY rarely streams and when he does it's terrible, almost no talking to the chat and when he does he's just angry and fighting with them, it's really sad
@michaelnally2841 2 жыл бұрын
@@extraincomeuk635 I also heard a rumor he’s gonna through a lot in his personal life like his Bipolar getting worse, and a bunch of other stuff. But I can’t confirm this information though
@okagron 2 жыл бұрын
@@extraincomeuk635 He became a lazy asshole. He can bring up all the crap about having bipolar disorder and other stuff, he just doesn't care about making more content.
@WalkerRileyMC 2 жыл бұрын
@@okagron Ah yes....because having a documented medical issue is "being a lazy asshole". Newflash....he doesn't owe you anything. Therefore, he ain't being 'lazy'.
@cyborgninja5489 10 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Mary Jo Slater, Christian Slater's mother, was the Casting Director for Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country and got her son cast because he was a huge fan of the original series.
@SuperODST1 Күн бұрын
Huh! Fascinating
@dragonhunter1315 7 жыл бұрын
YOU NEVER WENT TO CASTLETON!!
@lukebaggins5004 7 жыл бұрын
i dropped out ok?
@jamesheasley2980 7 жыл бұрын
This is Bloodrayne *slaps Linkara's hand*.
@deonkonzen3580 7 жыл бұрын
I was going to comment on that. That`s where I went to school. :P
@MforMovesets 7 жыл бұрын
That was totally filmed in a sauna.
@victoriamartines5030 7 жыл бұрын
Nope, it was filmed in Doug's house basement. There's the place he filmed 'The Room' review, 'Bebe's kids video game' review and many others. Check the 'Making of Alone in the Dark review' on CHANELAWESOME.COM.
@ilopominecrafter 6 жыл бұрын
Look for nostalgia of nostalgia critic. He explained he had a room he did most of the reviews that was a massage room (yes i am serious) where he did a majority
@phantomzone2725 6 жыл бұрын
It looks like the AVGN basement, only without all the games and the other stuff
@frozenaorta 6 жыл бұрын
+Tiger Robocop "other stuff" meaning boxes. The Nerd loves boxes.
@MforMovesets 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry. I have a life.
@Danny-tf3fd Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: That opening onslaught of text in the movie was read by the director himself. Now we can put a voice to Uwe Boll's evil.
@Arthus850 9 ай бұрын
I don’t think so. Uwe Boll has a thick German accent which the opening narration lacked. Sounds more like Christian Slater to me.
@Jos46664 5 ай бұрын
nahhh, his accent is really thick and his voice is really squeaky
@Tytoalba777 7 жыл бұрын
"They're all from different locations: Venezuela, Newfoundland, Alaska, and now this one from Chile.""Burying them at the ends of the Earth." You see, there are these vast, new land masses across the seas. They are known as Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, and Antartica. I'm sure pieces of your puzzle are hidden there as well.
@BoldAndBrash5683 4 жыл бұрын
James A Clouder not Newfoundland, New Foundland
@goodbadbill 4 жыл бұрын
@@BoldAndBrash5683 Newfieland!
@pikaace 7 жыл бұрын
If I wanted to get scared by flickering lights, I'd go watch Stranger Things
@b3rz3rk3r9 5 жыл бұрын
Comparing this to Stranger Things is like comparing Liz the Vet to Jane Goodall
@masterfarr8265 4 жыл бұрын
or spongebob
@ilovfob 7 жыл бұрын
I died at "my acting is going shatner!"
@superpan218 Жыл бұрын
Uwe Boll makes Roland Emmerich look like Stanley Kubrick.
@HeyInternetErichere 6 жыл бұрын
Best Three Stooges short ever. Critic is spot on with his Joe Besser impression.
@banananutduckbread1279 7 жыл бұрын
I don't like the fact that people are calling Uwe Boll the "Next Ed Wood". Ed Wood wasn't the best filmmaker, but he at least had passion for his work and tried his hardest to be a good filmmaker! Uwe Boll just produces this shit just to get money and doesn't give a flying fuck if his movies are good or not. And besides, Ed Woods films were actually enjoyable, not in the way he intended, but the it's-so-bad-it's-good kind of enjoyable. Uwe Boll's films are just bad and really painful to watch.
@TheGreatMerman 7 жыл бұрын
How was Christian in Star Trek VI? Four words: "Nepotism and a Paycheck." (His mom was the casting director.)
@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 3 жыл бұрын
It was a cameo lol please
@SFK360 7 жыл бұрын
"Why the hell was I in Star Trek 6?"
@randalgraves6979 6 жыл бұрын
James Jackson I’m watching it right now.
@Tubewings 6 жыл бұрын
He was a Trekkie/Trekker, and his mother was the casting director.
@gothnerd887 5 жыл бұрын
@@Tubewings really?
@Tubewings 5 жыл бұрын
@@gothnerd887 Yes, really.
@gothnerd887 5 жыл бұрын
@@Tubewings interesting
@AntiMTVMovement 3 жыл бұрын
You gotta admire Christian Slater's reason for being in Star Trek VI--he did it as a favor to his mother.
@Groypette 7 жыл бұрын
When we didn't knew that spoony never went to castleton
@maxdresser2526 7 жыл бұрын
He allegedly went and dropped out.
@otakon17 7 жыл бұрын
Watch the Bloodrayne review, they actually make a callback joke.
@otakon17 7 жыл бұрын
Kiza I still have hope he's working on content, yeah it's been a while but real life happens and the like.
@wittyreviewer 7 жыл бұрын
I'll assume you haven't followed him on social media for a while. He suffers from pretty severe depression, bi-polar disorder and sleep deprivation. All of those things mix into a cocktail that makes it an effort just to get out of bed.
@otakon17 7 жыл бұрын
wittyreviewer I heard of that but I didn't want to assume without being able to double check. I wish him luck with that stuff.
@hammers7657 7 жыл бұрын
Wait! Critic. It's dangerous to review this alone, here take this.(gives double straight Clorox bleach)
@sleepypodcaster 7 жыл бұрын
did you... did you just... YOU DID!
@classygamer293 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly I found the computer voice Critic uses is annoying
@nick_430 7 жыл бұрын
yeah why did he do that?
@Pandaramaster 7 жыл бұрын
at the time he had a sore throat and was really ill so they worked it into the episode.
@wchan39 7 жыл бұрын
That's why he reviewed it with Spoony and Linkara
@connorrivers995 7 жыл бұрын
What ever happened to just investigating a haunted house in 1920's New Orleans after the owner committed suicide? Well, at least this movie isn't as bad as the 2008 video game.
@Meepswonder 6 жыл бұрын
And another game called Two World just borrowed the starting story..
@necogreendragon 7 жыл бұрын
"I Brought science." Still cracks me up. Love this review.
@TheFoolishSamurai 7 жыл бұрын
You never went to Castleton, Spoony!
@napalmblaziken 7 жыл бұрын
He dropped out okay?
@theweysermanisback5205 4 ай бұрын
This is Bloodrayne. (Slaps Linkara’s hand)
@hbrano1 7 жыл бұрын
Hey, I just heard Uwe Boll has retired from filmmaking!!
@tristanhartup4936 7 жыл бұрын
REJOICE!
@MasterBuilderDragon 7 жыл бұрын
Henrik Brandt Thank God!
@dorourke105 5 жыл бұрын
Praise the lord @@MasterBuilderDragon
@jordangerardpotier 4 жыл бұрын
Hallelujah
@joyunicycle 3 жыл бұрын
Miracles do happen after all!!!
@TOTTO9508 7 жыл бұрын
WE NEED A REVIEW OF ANOTHER UWE BOLL MOVIE justo to see the three again
@TimeTravelinc 7 жыл бұрын
You mean after Bloodrayne?
@TOTTO9508 7 жыл бұрын
TimeTravelinc Yep Like House of the Dead
@jareththegoblinking3191 7 жыл бұрын
I'm just interested in what Seed is like
@phantomzone2725 6 жыл бұрын
Or Postal. I just want to see Doug's reaction about the 9/11 joke.
@b3rz3rk3r9 5 жыл бұрын
Bloodrayne was already done, so what's next? Rampage trilogy? ITNOTK Trilogy (seriously bad)? House of the Dead? The list is, unfortunately, endless.
@alestorm2767 7 жыл бұрын
One of the best NC videos, period.
@TotalAnimeFreak456 6 жыл бұрын
Not to mention they dragged the awesome Nightwish into this. Fortunately, I skipped the credits so that Wish I Had an Angel won't be forever ruined for me. Also, I have no idea where the film is supposed to take place, but the Pender Street sign at the end makes it obvious it was filmed in Vancouver, from which I live a day's drive. I've walked down that street before because it's a short walk to Gastown and the convention centre. So screw this film even harder for involving my home province.
@Koridai011 4 жыл бұрын
16:28 *mati walks in* “Pizza delivery” *bang* “HEART”
@Tahkaullus01 6 жыл бұрын
It's been nearly ten years but I still love the antics of these three.
@doublep1980 7 жыл бұрын
I want a boxing match, Uwe Boll vs. these 3 guys here.
@vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520 7 жыл бұрын
Doug would use his power to magically make a gun appear. linkara would shatter his ear drums from his high pitched voice and I don't know about spoony... yet
@user-rw6gw6fs9v 7 жыл бұрын
spoony would turn into dr.insano and use his force lighting trick to fry him
@syntaxerror9994 7 жыл бұрын
Mystery Nostalgic Critic 3000
@TheBioshocksnake 7 жыл бұрын
Doug, are you still in touch with Noah? His Vlogs and videos helped me through a depression, and I absolutely love all his work, but he doesn't do anything anymore, and doesnt talk about it either. It really saddens me, because I miss looking forward to his next videos. If you see him, thank him for me, for the awesome stuff he's done.
@Preeve 7 жыл бұрын
He still uploads? His last upload was last month.
@jakobsanchez738 7 жыл бұрын
He posted on Twitter recently that he has been working on something new, and that he will be posting an update very soon.
@Tbm998 7 жыл бұрын
Good. I got worried he'd gotten ill again. Dude doesn't have the best health.
@wittyreviewer 7 жыл бұрын
Noah suffers from pretty bad depression, as a fellow sufferer I sympathize. He posted a photo on twitter once of himself struggling to film and frankly I know the look. He streams sometimes and recently he's been quiet, but he's doing ok apparently. Got some new stuff on the way. I think the split from CA hit him hard, but I know Doug and a few others still talk to him.
@lunayoshi 7 жыл бұрын
@wittyreviewer: yeah, and he has heart problems to boot. It's bipolar disorder, technically, so he has those highs to deal with, too.
@Kem1kal13 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen Dorff looks like a low budget Kiefer Sutherland
@somerandolad 4 жыл бұрын
That's basically what he was for a while.
@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 4 жыл бұрын
Kiefer Sutherland if he was molded out of low grade beef
@rossdiamondthief6627 3 жыл бұрын
With the whiny voice of Edward Norton
@TheVandrell 7 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but I have to disagree with the idea of equating Uwe Boll to Ed Wood. The latter actually had intentions of making good films, but wasn't capable of doing so. The former doesn't even give crap and does bad films on purpose just for paycheck resulting from tax exemption loopholes. Truly a cinematic Hitler indeed.
@Stonestreamdubs 7 жыл бұрын
Really want another Uwe Boll review. You guys should do what some critics call his actually best movie: Rampage.
@majorfanboy2005 6 жыл бұрын
Stonestream Dubs OK not every video game based movie is made by Uwe Boll
@Bauglir100 6 жыл бұрын
+Nathan Williams He means the 2009 film that is totally unrelated to the video game. Not the movie that came out months _after_ Stonestream Dubs posted that comment.
@JohnSmith-eo5sp 6 жыл бұрын
That flick was the worst kind of exploitation
@majorfanboy2005 6 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Szuhai Wait there was another rampage movie before the one that started The Rock
@JohnSmith-eo5sp 6 жыл бұрын
RAMPAGE was the name of a little seen serial murder flick from 1986 by William Freidkin. It was loosely based on the Sacramento Vampire Rapist. It co-starred Michael Biehn
@anthonyhiebert8491 7 жыл бұрын
This has got to be my all-time favourite NC episode, I'm sad that I couldn't vote for it for the anniversary Top 5 :(
@EricPudalov 7 жыл бұрын
1:57 Never let someone take over your text-to-speech program. It could have serious consequences.
@TheGrandOracle 6 жыл бұрын
The 2 days to retirement bit cracks me up every time
@thecinematicmind 7 жыл бұрын
Unless of course the man was... CHUCK NORRIS!
@thewitchdoctors749 7 жыл бұрын
Or jesus
@melvinsteell5878 7 жыл бұрын
+Mysterious mr J same person
@thewitchdoctors749 7 жыл бұрын
Victor Riquelme yes i breaded man who lived 2000 is a wrestler
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin 7 жыл бұрын
CHHUCK NNNNOOOOOORRRRRIIISSSSSS!
@TheCorrodedMan 7 жыл бұрын
No no it's "a-CHUCK-A-NORRIIIIIIIIIS"
@ToastPrime 7 жыл бұрын
I like how for the entire episode, nostalgia critic was doing his best Steven hawking impression.
@chainslawterhd8904 6 жыл бұрын
"I was on my way to get my prostate checked." "I suddenly realized I forgot to TiVo Lost." "Why the hell was in Rick and Morty?"
@kadindarklord 5 жыл бұрын
'Hi 90s kid, bye 90s kid.' (how is he alive?) 'Hi Dr Insano, bye Dr Insano.' (how many times has he been killed?) 'Hi Ma'ti, bye Ma'ti.' (Oops...) 'Hi Chester, bye Chester.' (again, how is he alive? That's twice he's been killed now.) So...
6 жыл бұрын
Why the well was Christian Slater in "Star Trek 6"? Because his mother was the casting director, and got a part in the film as a favor to her. True story.
@markyboo 7 жыл бұрын
For my tastes, this remains the funniest NC review ever.
@toshir0m1 7 жыл бұрын
I second that. All three in a day of great inspiration ^^
@MasterBuilderDragon 7 жыл бұрын
Mark Lambert It's definitely one of his best
@brendaneicher2154 7 жыл бұрын
"I like to wear women's clothing!" XD that was hillarious!
@Liggliluff 3 жыл бұрын
A lot of people likes to wear women's clothing
@johnnyzero8853 3 жыл бұрын
Where’s the 10 hour loop video of it? 😂😂
@kodybuffettwilson 2 жыл бұрын
@@Liggliluff Yeah, women.
@tedhuggins764 Жыл бұрын
“Maybe she left her keys inside his mouth and can only get it out with her tongue” This is officially the funniest use of a text to speech robot I’ve ever heard on KZfaq! And this whole episode is in my top 5 favourite NC videos ever. Thank you guys so much for making this masterpiece of a review.
@HrothgarXII 7 жыл бұрын
This is one of my all time favorite episodes - these three work so well together. Thanks Uwe Boll
@ravnholt 7 жыл бұрын
dougs expressions in the beginning as Spoony and Linkara drop in a pure comedy gold XD
@RandumbDoomer 7 жыл бұрын
BREAKING NEWS: Uwe Boll has quit the movie business.
@Bloodpasta97 7 жыл бұрын
Randumb Shouldn't it be good news
@RandumbDoomer 7 жыл бұрын
SunnyD Wukong Breaking news isn't always bad news, dude...
@Bloodpasta97 7 жыл бұрын
***** Oh My bad
@tristanhartup4936 6 жыл бұрын
REJOICE!
@phantomzone2725 6 жыл бұрын
He quit because nobody wanted to fund his next projects on Kickstarter, including a sequel to Postal. As a response, he made a video name-calling everyone an asshole (and that was unintentionally hilarious) So basically, it's good news
@AbareKillerFan-yo7pe 5 жыл бұрын
11:01 "We loves Edward, we loves him so much! No! We hates Edward, we hates him with all our..." That part always kills me
@thomaslamson299 7 жыл бұрын
we need more hawking critic
@wefubmadness1922 2 жыл бұрын
YES!
@soberossack6610 7 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best reviews. I watched it like 10 times and I gonna watch it again right now
@gman987 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they count Dr Insano as an “innocent civilian” 🤣
@alexd442 6 жыл бұрын
3:25 Boooring! This is so boooring! This is so boooring! Get to the show!
@Kris_sy 3 жыл бұрын
I keep going back to that!
@theweysermanisback5205 4 ай бұрын
Doug: Obviously, you 2 are gonna see it. Lewis: Yep.
@TheLeo22701 7 жыл бұрын
"This move is one of the worst things ever made!" ~Hears Nightwish's "Wish I had an Angel"~ "...Ok, It's got one good thing..."
@BirdHouseBirdy1 7 жыл бұрын
The only good thing about that movie was the Nightwish Song; Wish I had an Angel.
@canadmexi 5 жыл бұрын
Something about Doug's words coming out of a computer makes the sarcastic comments even funnier!
@DoodleThis 5 жыл бұрын
I miss classic Channel Awesome. Before everything went to hell, Nostalgia Critic didn’t have sidekicks and Spoony was still..... well Spoony :(
@randalgraves6979 11 ай бұрын
But he still didn’t go to Castleton 🧐
@daltorthedestroyer2016 7 жыл бұрын
Such a great video, I miss spoony
@link8440 7 жыл бұрын
?
@BetweenTheLyons 7 жыл бұрын
He tweeted a joke about raping another reviewer and thats what got him fired from Channel Awesome.
@wedgewoodproductions7383 7 жыл бұрын
He had like the best cameo appearances in the entire show.
@JacksonJinn 7 жыл бұрын
Incorrect. The fallout from that (And it was bad, but apologized for and at the time taken in good spirit) was massive yes, but he left on his own terms because the site was just not in a good place at the time. That it happened near the same time was unfortunate timing. Really, the site was a mess of politics, begging for the front page, and shoddy web design that made finding anyone other than "the main reviewers" nearly impossible. Considering they still work together on occasion, it's not as bad a situation as you're implying.
@ELEcomments 7 жыл бұрын
I would like to find out what happened to all the other old reveiwers I don't even know how many of them there is lol, whats the other guys name in here other than spoony, and where did he go lol
@Ice-Climber 7 жыл бұрын
8:29 is not from Alone in the Dark. It's actually how Dio Brando got to Egypt for Stardust Crusaders.
@megamage911 7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that's actually true! xD
@mattbunky 7 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah your right
@megamage911 7 жыл бұрын
***** you never know xD
@mae8910 7 жыл бұрын
NANII?
@tomawsomeSaUCE 7 жыл бұрын
Wrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@wolfclaw719 7 жыл бұрын
8:47 Am i the only one who really wanted Dio to pop out of that coffin?
@YozuLuv 7 жыл бұрын
I swear this is one of my favorite reviews...XD
@SiRUlysses99 7 жыл бұрын
which is worst? this movie or the recent game?
@AppetiteForIllusions 7 жыл бұрын
We don't mention that game.
@intergalactichumanempire9759 7 жыл бұрын
The movie. At least it has a working multiplayer.
@deadhunt4939 7 жыл бұрын
I AM THE FWAKING UNIVERZEEE
@SomerankeroffYT 7 жыл бұрын
*alone* in the dark. A MULTIPLAYER shooter.
@MassayukiSama 7 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that the PS1 is a hidden gem with tight controls, good graphics and the best Edward design, the old PC games are good also.
@faruway 7 жыл бұрын
Love when the 3 Shmuckheads shooting and poses for snapshots in the darkness during that 'whole fight scene shot in the dark so you can't see any action' XD
@Guntherson220 5 жыл бұрын
I now want to see a boxing match between Uwe Boll and Danny Bonaduce.
@argella1300 7 жыл бұрын
Man I remember watching this when it first aired, good times
@ernycas1 5 жыл бұрын
@fuck kyle Graham Jesus Christ, you are an asshole
@VolvagiasBlaze 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly, i hate that Uwe Boll was called the modern Ed Wood. As shitty as Ed Wood´s movies are, he at least had a passion and love for his movies, even if they ended up being big bombs, Uwe Boll makes movie in order to screw people out of their money. He´s more like the Donald Trump of movies.
@simonmagnusson4303 7 жыл бұрын
more likr evry politician ever.
@MassayukiSama 7 жыл бұрын
You are right, I can at least respect a shitty creator that has passion, Uwe just makes intentionally bad movies to take profit of the whole german tax laws, he doesn't give a damn about what he makes.
@VolvagiasBlaze 7 жыл бұрын
Jack Rose Reviews i read this a long time ago so forgive my probably bad memory, but if i remember the german government wanted german cinema to not be made outside of germany so they decided to make certain changes that made it a lot more atractive to remain in Germany. They supported the movies and if the movie didn´t make it´s money back, the government would pay enough money so that the movie breaks even. Again, not sure if i´m remembering this right, so take this with a grain of salt
@jekblom123 7 жыл бұрын
he's a con artist. his entire career is just a front for his producers-esque scheme of profiting off of flops.
@furioussherman7265 7 жыл бұрын
Also, Uwe Boll's never going to get a movie made about him starring Johnny Depp.
@AmishParadise27 7 жыл бұрын
Oh Mr. Robot and/or Milo Murphy's Law, please give Christian Slater a career again.
@juliecroak2239 4 жыл бұрын
I love when you do reviews with Spoony and Linkara. I hope you will do more Uwe Boll movies with them. The three of you are too funny.
@supermariofan03 Жыл бұрын
Unlikely to happen as Linkara left Channel Awesome and Spoony…did more than just leave Channel Awesome.
@juliehamincheese8500 Жыл бұрын
@@supermariofan03 oh that sucks. I really love them together. Thank you for your reply.
@definitelynotmymain1808 7 жыл бұрын
lol, "rare white cab driver guy". must be a dying breed outside of my town.
@PrinsaVossum 7 жыл бұрын
8:33 I didn't know Maximilian Dood was in this picture.
@gratuitouslurking8610 7 жыл бұрын
...Holy crap... CANNOT UNSEEEE
@TheBioshocksnake 7 жыл бұрын
IT IS HIM!!! Yeesus..
@LittleBoxXx 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@Cardonama81 7 жыл бұрын
LOOL
@X_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya 7 жыл бұрын
someone should show this to Max.
@thecinematicmind 7 жыл бұрын
Thank god Christian Slater is in Mr Robot.
@1997residente 4 жыл бұрын
Before that,all he had was domestic violence and sexual abuse reports,drug addiction and Alone in the Dark. God bless you Sam Esmail.
@pretzelthedude 5 жыл бұрын
I miss these 3 together. Sad that time and egos seem to have destroyed such a beautiful thing.
@MrBleachfreak247 Жыл бұрын
I don't know if you've seen but there was a public letter signed by a lot of people that worked for NC and his brother calling them out for years of abuse
@BagofBonesJAW 6 жыл бұрын
Wait... he was on a plane! Why did the kid say not to be afraid of the dark! There’s no darkness on a plane at day!
@archivedaccount5990 7 жыл бұрын
Quick, somebody call Spoony and Linkara. We need another Three Smuckheads.
@BrendanJSmith 7 жыл бұрын
Still one of his best videos ever.
@GorgeousRandyFlamethrower- 2 жыл бұрын
Why The Hell Was I In Star Trek VI? is the funniest one-episode running gag in Nostalgia Critic history
@Furrball2023 Жыл бұрын
8:17 - 8:29 This part made me laugh so hard that I applauded to it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏
@deathwatch962 7 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, this one's a classic.
@diamondsnake1273 7 жыл бұрын
I used to watch Spoony videos - FF/Ultima/Reb Brown series are my favorite. Where is he now?
@DarthRushy 7 жыл бұрын
Check his Patreon comments to find out.
@gameswithhistory 7 жыл бұрын
Oh god, love spoony hope hes still around its been a month since he posted anything on youtube :(
@ttvCarn 7 жыл бұрын
He's too busy scamming people on Patreon and making no content whatsoever
@aguynamedjames8956 7 жыл бұрын
you can't prove that but you know your kinda right i mean were's the movie he promised us?
@DarthRushy 7 жыл бұрын
Aguynameddude What do you mean, you can't prove that? Of course you can prove that. It's already been proven.
@huntermooney143 5 ай бұрын
Knowing that Spoony is a die hard MST3K fan, I'm wondering if him wearing the Castleton shirt is a reference to the Time Chasers episode.
@LuriTV 7 жыл бұрын
23:13 "Wish I had an angel" from Nightwish :)
@oliverjamesatkinson 7 жыл бұрын
Spoony was the greatest, for so many reasons. How do we get the real Spoony back?
@Beriorn 7 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the good old times when there were still videos with Spoony coming out.
@JamailvanWestering 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was kinda his own fault
@Beriorn 7 жыл бұрын
Jamail -van Westering Bipolar II is a bitch and the downside to the meds it that it fucks up the creative parts of the brain.
@Beriorn 7 жыл бұрын
Jamail -van Westering Yeah, but that's not the reason his own release schedule went to shit.
@JacksonJinn 7 жыл бұрын
That was a bad attempt at humour apologized for and everyone involved moved on from. Seriously, I've heard worse and more malicious. Lay off.
@manuelromero7638 7 жыл бұрын
what hapened to spoony?
@psychokitty444 7 жыл бұрын
Man, the Demogorgon was in some real shit before Stranger Things.
@deviantknight7009 3 жыл бұрын
Cory: Nostalgia Critic as his absolute best
@commonwriternext 3 жыл бұрын
This DVD has every note I was wanting!
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