LOL 😂

What a solid reference to one of the best episodes of one the greatest animated series of all time named Futurama. Where No Fan Has Gone Before.

Late reply but that especially sucks balls when you take into account that the previous ST movies put such a focus on making the crew feel like a group of old friends all facing the universe together, having them all just willingly turn on their friend like this just ruins that

It's a shitty movie.

...Actually,Vulcans DO have the ability to mess with people's minds! ...But it usually involves them touching people's faces. This dude is able to do stuff to people from across rooms some how! Maybe he was part Batazoid or something?

teckworks for furrybait

Yes. The 3 breasts were symbolism representing the 3 central characters of the series. (giggle)

she completes the triumvirate

Did not expect to see you here

Exactly. They had to get a three titted “sexy lady” into theatres first, before some other Sci-fi movie did it. Plus, it was to get in the 3-tit loving crowd, who buy Sci-fi books and comics just for the art.

And the role role your boat song makes it wholesome

Ah, that might be where the video game series "Space Quest" got it too.

The 3 boobed chick in Total Recall was a minor character in TNG - look it up.

@@jonathanwright8025 yes Actress Lycis Naff played " Ensign Sonya Gomez" in the TNG episodes "Q Who & Samaritan Snare" she was the one. who spilled coffee on Picards uniform in engineering

cthulhu Pthagn if all that stuff was explained in the movie, it probably would have turned out better

Interesting. I have to wonder then why they didn't shoot many of these crucial explanation scenes. I doubt it would have taken much time and even if the scenes weren't done well it would have at least made the story more coherent. Or is some of this the case of Nostalgia critic skipping movie over dialogue that does actually explain some of these plot holes.

My memory is a bit old, but as I recall Shatner admitted full stop that as a first time at the helm he was in over his head. Many scenes hinged on the SFX contract, and when that turned out to be not what was expected, scenes were cut. Voldemort? He was burying his family and waiting to die when Sybok found him. Sybok was banished from Vulcan for endulging in emotions and a forbidden use of his abilities. *sigh*. The story still wasnt perfect, but you can imagine how middle school me reacted when I saw this in theatres after the book. Check both out! They're cheap on amazon

So you can't have great space special effects. Then why not utilize Nimbus III more? Have the indigenous inhabitants as part of a "rebellion" against the 3 powers who have colonized the planet simply because it lands inside their respective Neutral Zones. They are factions at war among themselves, which is partly why Paradise City is spared. But Sybok and his followers help unite them to form the rebellion against the Nimbus III Colony. This is where those dune buggies from Star Trek: Nemesis should have been. Have an epic land battle where they siege the city (not that piss weak assault), a proper defense then being succumbed due to overwhelming numbers. A good land based battle lasting at least 10 minutes. When you can't have an epic space battle, then have an epic land one. You revisit this with the covert attempt to rescue the hostages later (minus Uhura's dance). Actually explain away how they get to the great barrier, via wormhole (reuse wormhole footage from The Motion Picture). Make Sybok Spock's surrogate brother, as opposed to a half one. Give the character more backstory as highly intelligent man who had attempted to join the likes of the Vulcan Science Directorate and Starfleet but was rejected, so he goes on a quest for God (perhaps coming upon him in a dream (an illusion to "Row, row, row your boat" perhaps?) and seeks the last piece of the "puzzle" in Nimbus III, which shows him the way to get to Sha-Ka-Ree. All he needs is a starship to get there. Why not just have the transporters working, but you can't beam people in and out because of an Ion Storm over the planet? Oh and what about the Romulans? There should have been a small diplomatic shuttle that sent the new representative to Nimbus III, upon receiving the distress signal, they are about to turn back, but the small ship is taken over by Sybok followers, who have been posing as the old delegation. This would explain why the Romulan government does nothing to assist in rescuing the hostages, whilst at least the Klingons give out the order. Then you actually find "god", an unintentional at the time allusion to Q. A rogue Q perhaps who was sent to be imprisoned on this planet, awaiting rescue. Distract him for long enough so that the 3 can be saved, whilst Sybok sacrifices his life because he learns that the truth he's been searching for the whole time is false (revealed to him by the mirror image of himself through "god"). And of course the Klingons save the day. A film that could have been, if they done their homework and looked beyond limitations.

I wouldn't be surprised if his original idea was a bit more thought out. His books are fairly competent. More than you'd think especially watching this movie. Definitely got good ideas.

Yeah yeah yeah. Things that are barely an inconvenience are tight.

That would be amazing twist, to be honest!

I agree!!!

With *marshmellens* 🖖

I read somewhere that if you take everything that happens after they go to sleep st the camp site as a dream, it's a bit more bearable.

Maybe the real ghost movie was the Cat Tiddies we saw along the way

LOL 😂

That was the best scene ever 😂😂😂😂

Chekov was always gold :D..Just keep in mind that the scene in ST 4 were he asked for directions to the "nuklear wessel" was not done with any actors beside him and uhura :D..They just approached a bunch of random strangers on the streets :D

I felt the campfire scene was pretty good, especially when Bones gets all pissed off with Spock comprehending the lyrics of the song.

Your recollection of this scene is completely wrong.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

You now have the 3 boobs furry persona.

I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together

I'd prefer Satan,the 6 boobs prince of darkness 8D

"Nanji wa ware, ware wa nanji." ...That's pretty much "I am thou, thou art I" in Japanese.

Yes, it’s like saying Sophia Loren wasn’t pretty in her 50s, just because she’s in her 50s. Plus, It’s not like she was grossly out of shape or they showed anything more than some still toned legs.

Get over it

Those were some nice legs.... Hell nothin wrong with an older gal, Elvira is in her late 60's and STILL goddamn hot

@@HeliosThunderPlays Nah he's right.

I agree, she was still gorgeous even at that age and still had a knockout set of legs.

So, he’s secretly a Furry, with a thing for extra breasts, burlesque dancing, and “camping trips” with other single men.

Would you be surprised

I think it was Seth McFarlane who once called it Star Trek V: The Death of a Franchise.

True.

Star Trek V; Row Row Row Your Boat.

(Gamer Bros) MaximuZ712 sure, but row row row your boat??

Agreed. This is still one of the worst Star Trek movies, but Doug's hating on the banter between Kirk, Spock and McCoy is totally misguided. (Doug, admittedly, has never watched much ST beyond the films, so that's probably why he doesn't get it.) He also went overboard, arguably mean-spirited, with acting like he was disgusted with the mature dancing Uhura.

@@dreamlandnightmare You saying he's ageist???

@@dreamlandnightmare Uhura's dancing was disgusting.

117darksonic That and "what does God need with a Starship?"

117darksonic row row row your boat.

Sandslashr gently down the stream

To be fair, the scene in the Observation Lounge with Sybock confronting McCoy and Spock with their pain is very well done.

7:57- John Boy? John Boy? *"Dammit, can't a human, a Romulan, and a Klingon f**** *in a bar in this house?!!"*

Makes sense I guess.

Yep. It took some Razzies away from Karate Kid III.

@@cliffordshafran9250 That movie is much worse than Star Trek 5.

@@nicholasboljkovac6494 They're both pretty bad.

@@cliffordshafran9250 Nah, Star Trek 5 is good IMO.

And earlier when it shot the "space garbage" there was a Star Wars sound affect too.

Not even a fart joke could save this movie

...And apparently someone already made this conjecture, and explains it quite convincingly: www.trekbbs.com/threads/star-trek-v-the-dream-theory.243037/

Yeah, but I'll give it a pass because we got to hear her sing, and wow does she have a gorgeous voice.

KazukiriMishamiota Me neither, but "Boy!" was it funny.

Reminds me of english class where we had to write a scene for a play and then act it out with the class mates at our table and one guy tried writing a kissing scene with the cutest girl in our class

+cryofpaine Except it's not Nichelle singing. She was overdubbed in post, and understandably pissed over it.

When The Music's Over that singing does sound kind of off

"Wonderful. University education, you can't beat it, can you?"

There was a slight flaw in the film. It was bollocks...

CO-OP Gaming nope

CO-OP Gaming Yes

CO-OP Gaming same

No. But i did get one. Its just that out of the current 2,230 people that have watched this video at least more than 2 would have it happen to them.

cool you guys are replying to me :D ive never had people reply to my comments other that on my channel. this is so cool!

Well, gods tend to make use of vessels...

Brandon Lyon Yeah. Ego is a planet, but needs a ship to get across in a human form.

But could ego have just made made his human form capable of ftl travel?

Wait is Ego just Sybok?

If it was so easy to get into this place, why doesn't "God" just leave?

Romulan. Not vulcan

"Is God out there?" "Maybe he is right here", Shatner points at himself. Should've left it with that.

In the novel Sybok did something to the warp drive.

Vilmundur Gunnarsson or direct

ed campion or Creative Control.

Could've been worse, it could've been schumacher or the guy with the barely pronounceable name that directed BloodRayne, lol.

Vilmundur Gunnarsson don’t let him right or type or anything that ends in movie or book or play or game

He's just awful.

What?..😂😂😂

InkOnTheDot I got the Enagon bunny eating a carrot.

Fly, fly, fly the ship Gently into warp

Merily merily merily merily what the heck is glorp (seriously; not much rhymes with warp...)

It's a question of what would a bunch of filthy sex starved men forced to sit out in the wasteland of a barely inhabitable planet. Either give them a distraction or get into a major firefight and blow the whole operation. And did Kirk order it or did Uhura volunteer the plan and Kirk couldn't think of anything more likely to succeed?

Do you think that would work against ISIS?

flyboymb ... or the « bunch of filthy sex starved men » could just have raped and possibly killed her... which would probably have happened in the real world... So, no, there is absolutely no justification in Kirk giving this order to Uhura, and this scene makes no fucking sense.

Pierre-Antoine Winter-Samary It obviously would have been a volunteer mission, or her own idea. On the real side. She might have wanted to show, she was still a sexy women even in her 50s. Which in the Star Trek Universe, would barely be Middle Aged.

Doctor Cthulhu That doesn't change anything about the fact that, in real life, a bunch of sex-starved men would probably have raped her.

I think I'd prefer a random alien from far off planet to most presidents we've had in the US since this movie was filmed.

Vor for the Alien Overload. The one candidate who openly admidts he will enslave humanity before the election.

@@HappyBeezerStudios At least he openly admitted he was going to enslave, abuse, and devour us instead of people like Clinton and Trump who wait until they get into office to start shitting all over everyone.

nice

Me too if they're anything like cassandra peterson (elvira)

Throwing down ain't nothing but a thang, this something I have for you it'll never change!

YES!!!! Also perhaps Grease or Grease 2 I saw those recently and I know you’d be entertaining on doing that review!

Please don't defend this movie lmao

Yes! I agree this movie is horrible, but the campfire scene is the best (and really only good) part.

@@Andrew_Thannen That I will agree, with and the whole "need my pain scene", other then that it's shit. You can just make those clips.

Kirk has a dead brother?🤔

@@dogma9609 Samuel G. Kirk in " Operation- Annihilate ! " It is the last episode of season 1 of TOS .

@@fredrikcarlstedt393 , thank u for responding a year after your comment

@@dogma9609 No problem at all .

🤔 Kirk & Spock’s Bogus Journey

GilCAnjos all odd numbered Movies are considered bad.

Wait. Does this logic apply to any of the Bad Robot Star Trek movies? Because I saw all three. And they're all amazing.

The new trilogy of films started as either 11 or 1, depending on how you decide to handle chronology, and did indeed break the history of the odd numbered 'treks being weaker than the evens. That said, despite the common wisdom stating the odd 'Trek films are bad... I honestly quite like several of them. I, III, and even VII are fun enough films; heck, even Insurrection is fully redeemable in my opinion. That really only leaves V as the stand-out terribad film, though it is one hell of a doosie. Don't get me wrong, none of them will sit in the "best of" category, but they're at least better than the Star Wars prequels. V really is shite though. I've tried to watch it several times, and never been able to make it past the half-way point.

GilCAnjos if you count Galaxy Quest as a star trek movie, the even/odd rule holds up across all films better :)

Star Trek for me: 1) Boring 2) Good 3) Great 4) Awesome 5) Godawful! 6) Awesome 7) Bad 8) Overrated 9) Decent 10) Awful 11) Decent 12) Awful 13) Great Best to Worst 1) Voyage Home 2) Undiscovered Country 3) Beyond 4) Search For Spock 5) Wrath of Khan 6) Star Trek {reboot} 7) Insurrection 8) First Contact 9) The Motion Picture 10) Generations 11) Into Darkness 12) Nemesis 13) The Final Frontier

Everyone always gets that Biblical quote incorrect... It is not God works in mysterious ways, it is God moves in mysterious ways... If you want your Bible quoted accurately, go to an atheist, LOL

God was disappointed in this movie. And he is eternally forgiving of us.

And also... Deforest Kelley (1920-1999) James Doohan (1920-2005)

Screw Kane! LONG LIVE GDI!