I used to work on Nauru at their immigration centre. They import almost 100% of their food, have no water, one high school, and are already planning a national evacuation to Australia in the next 50 years. The people, especially the children, are anxious and angry. There have been a lot of preachers, priests, aid workers and capitalists that have come through, exploited the natural environment, and then left again - and now climate change will claim what's left.

This is just a friendly reminder to conservatives, and I cannot believe I have to tell them this, that they should speak for themselves when they say everyone has gay thoughts.

Crowder is so deep in the closet he’s gone past narnia and is now exploring parts of the wardrobe heretofore unknown. He’s basically the Magellan of that universe

Right wing twitter / X: Minorities and women above the age of 17 should not exist. Left wing twitter / X: Is it problematic to eat bananas?

We love our guys don't we folks? Great big large sons folks it's just fantastic.

Crowder is so far in the closet he's finding Christmas presents

Here in Germany "socialism is when no bananas" is one of the most common argument because of our history, so we definitely gotta have bananas in when the GDR is revived.

Getting a bunch of bananas and having them fall of the stem by just picking them up makes me think having entire plantations of monoculture banana trees who are all like hapsburg cousins of each other is a bad idea

For these homosexual trad guys lamenting the fact that not as many men get to die in glorious combat, a question. Do they think that if/when they go to war and kill an enemy, they are granting that enemy his own masculine ideal of a glorious death? Or does their imagination not extend that far? So much romanticism about dying a glorious death for your friends, for your nation, for an ideal. Not much romanticism about killing for it. (Maybe not yet?)

did Matt really make a videogame reference? it’s over, he’s been replaced by a clone

when he said majority of men I did not expect 97%

The Bronze Age was noteworthy for the prevalence of cast bronze (go figure) so the belief that these were a people who inherently chaffed at conformity is kinda hilarious… the Bronze Age saw probably the most globalized highly industrialized societies in existence until the 19th century.

I always think/hope I'm going to like bananas more than I do.

The Bretbug is *back* baby!

The gay as af/Tradcath build needs to be patched

“Dollar For a Kill” is a great title

The leftists who rail on this show for not taking the most edgelord, anti-social takes reminds of what Brace said when they discussed Gazi Kodo getting arrested: first, try to be NORMAL. If those are the kind of people who are supposed to carry out the revolution of the proletariat, we should all just prepare for the impending neo-Francoist backlash.

Repressed gay guys got that dawg in 'em. Imperial Great Britain, Dwight D Eisenhower ( probably all U.S. army generals/upper echelon in WWII), John Calvin, etc.

Plantains? Shit, without Bananas, plantains would be nowhere. Plantains have been riding high on the shoulders of bananas since the word go.

The banana discourse on Tumblr seems like it was better than on Twitter. Posts about imperialism and the construction of banana republics still got replies like "so you want food to be expensive, you want poor people to starve :/" but at least it was more about if the country *supplying* the bananas had a revolution, which is far more likely.

I never expected a webcomic about the skeletal koopas from Super Mario would be so politically charged.

Mr. President we cannot allow a hard truth gap

A bunch of Crowder employees not reporting sexual harassment should be eye-opening for them, huh?

Crowder a small business tyrant, no you don’t say?

The majority of men are homosexual lol

They should just buy Wyoming. Go nuts... Buy 1,000 square miles and build your own utopia.

I guess us Chapo fans can’t trust uncle Felix around a banana

laudanum with Crawdanum

An interesting game, the only winning move is to annex a neighbouring country.

Did I hear Lament for Enkidu by Peter Pringle ?

Waldau was in a movie Called "God Is A Bullet"

Nauru is an Australian immigration detention centre. Probably just trying to buy off the Aust. Govt for some perks or just wants to buy a jail.

“Alright, pigs…”

great transition using the epic of gilgamesh

I should think a zucchini in the tail pipe would be just as effective.

What are these guys talking about? Bananas in tail pipes (hey-o)? But really you put potatoes in tail pipes. Out of touch with the working class tail pipe busters.

Mom and Murray are straight out of chapterhouse

Not since Caleb have I heard of such heinous treat crimes.

Oh my God bananas give me a throat scratch too, can def be allergic too. Lol. I’m ginger saddam and I don’t let my boys have nanners at the candy palace!

7-24-23 The day the Banana Split broke Chapo.

We need a solution to the BQ

"alleged" was removed from the article

we just gonna sit back and let Matt say lingenberger basket instead of longaberger basket

Seems to an hour of silence

Felix should write movies, he comes up with bangers just by riffing

The worst thing about Ted K ... were the bombs. Other than that he could be a totally likeable guy.

7:02 who would have guessed that a group of obscenely rich western financiers that believe themselves alone to know what is best for the planet are already considering taking over an island nation?

Should’ve done a show in Vancouver too

Tony Scott's Domino

Was that Sumerian singing at 39:05?

5:51 matt how are you eating the banana

30:50 haha

Greetings from Canada! 🙂 Please bring hip propaganda and perform. love, cc

200k views still seems decent. Although compared to millions definitely a decline.

Chapo phoning it in

people named coster:

First story is some Vault-Tec shit

I'm thinking Oryx and Crake mashed up with Seveneves, only with the The Three Stooges.

love when people have no idea how to use over under and say it anyway

Nukulus

No 1

Did they all take tongue-fattening pills for this? Sounds weird.

Gay stuff Mr.Chapo at this hour. 😏

the nuclear bomb thing was a YIMB joke that he forgot he was making 10 seconds later? woof, Will just throwing up bricks episode after episode.

funny they actually avoid the whole Pritzker-Biederman connection to Democrat politics and dirty money - even after bringing it up? So, just deflecting so their audience can laugh off something that would otherwise hang over them with a creepy silence

£32,000 weekly profits our lord Jesus have lifted me up.

Clueless about Russia as usual

The Bananish Question

Why so much focus on what ultra-conservatives like Crowder or Shapiro say? Leave that to crappy shows like The Majority Report. There's a huge group of people out there who are neither leftists nor Crowder fans (we're called centrists), and this stuff just makes us roll our eyes. It's all performative outrage. Tackle thorny issues, like why the correlation between spending and educational outcomes is so weak, or why the Japanese have such a long life expectancy despite high smoking rates and 10 percent of the population not being enrolled in their healthcare system (same percentage as Americans who don't have healthcare coverage), or why poor Asian-American kids outscore wealthy black kids on the SAT, or how Singapore got so rich despite it being a tiny rock in the ocean with no natural resources and being colonized for far longer than any place in Africa, or why homicide rates are so low in Vietnam and Malaysia despite much higher rates of poverty than the south side of Chicago, or why drug wars are immoral except when the Chinese try to ban opium in the 19th century, or why modern day leftists all seem to study cognitively undemanding fields at university like social work (avg SAT score 940), cultural anthropology, and American studies, or why homeless drug addicts can't find friends or family members to take them in (it's almost as if they've burned all bridges), or why upper class people claim to be bi or trans at much higher rates than working class people (over a quarter of Ivy League students identify as LGBT now), or why young leftists tend to be ugly with weird-looking faces and oddly-shaped bodies (root of their bitterness?)