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Chapo Trap House

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Episode 682 - Longspermism (11/21/22)
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We catch up with World Cup news, engage in some vile orientalism about Qatar, and take a look at American colleges and universities partnering with gambling sites to wring some more profit out of their students and sports programs. Then, an in-depth reading series on a Peter Thiel-aligned movement of eugenics, biological optimization, “secular Calvinism,” and more dubious effective altruism, all wrapped up in one couple and their plans to out-breed the world.
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@berdyderg900
@berdyderg900 Жыл бұрын
"today, I feel a migrant worker" is almost certainly a confession of guilt
@timcosgrove707
@timcosgrove707 Жыл бұрын
I love that point about how they’re trying to breed the strongest and most skilled human beings to inherit the earth, but really those skills will amount to “knowing python”, “being good at Excel”, and “Zoom etiquette”.
@OpiatesAndTits
@OpiatesAndTits Жыл бұрын
Those can be good skills, but yeah they don’t mean you have the golden jizz lol
@MiraiGen
@MiraiGen Жыл бұрын
The ruling class always ends up thinking things they do is just so special and unique and needed in the world, always always always.
@fenceyhen4249
@fenceyhen4249 5 ай бұрын
Do billionaires use Python and Excel? Does using Excel make you bourgeois? I don't get it
@jackfiercetree5205
@jackfiercetree5205 4 ай бұрын
​@fenceyhen4249 excel is for business spreadsheets. What is the point of all this, if it isn't money?
@michaeltorris5675
@michaeltorris5675 4 ай бұрын
@@MiraiGenAnd they always think that the are innately part of the ruling class. Genetic “superiority” just replaced divinity. That’s the only difference between now and hundreds of years ago.
@AlexBissonnette
@AlexBissonnette Жыл бұрын
My son, Titus Andronicus is the peak male specimen. We have selected all the epigenetic traits that allow him to type more than 50 words per minute.
@ChewyThomson
@ChewyThomson Жыл бұрын
But is he a poster
@peanutsquared
@peanutsquared Жыл бұрын
The more I hear and read about Thiel and his ilk, the more I'm convinced they're actually princes of Chaos who are about two steps away from creating the Daemonculaba...
@brokentower3148
@brokentower3148 Жыл бұрын
Was it Dark Buddhism or Secular Calvinism that did this for you?
@sametimesfour8024
@sametimesfour8024 Жыл бұрын
Longtermism is what happens when alarmingly young gf doesn't remind alarmingly balding bf that he works on the computer.
@Jobtof
@Jobtof Жыл бұрын
Nice another shasti enjoyer
@glowfly
@glowfly Жыл бұрын
My sense of "immortality" lies in my contributions to the collective. I suppose if you're a billionaire uber-consumer, you haven't created anything, you pass nothing on, you will entirely cease to be. I can see how that haunts them.
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Жыл бұрын
Pissing off the transhumanist with this one lmao
@Garrett1240
@Garrett1240 Жыл бұрын
Matt was on one this episode. One of his best.
@Umkarz
@Umkarz Жыл бұрын
Arabic fans know: Matt Christman is the only real one.
@RatPfink66
@RatPfink66 Жыл бұрын
@@Umkarz The lion of Chapo. Long and loud may he roar.
@thats4thebirds
@thats4thebirds Жыл бұрын
Amazing opening. Well said Will.
@thesultrystrangerdanger6824
@thesultrystrangerdanger6824 Жыл бұрын
Brreeathe
@TrueGrandImperial
@TrueGrandImperial Жыл бұрын
"secular calvinism" might be the worst phrase ive ever heard. it makes me physically ill.
@technologic21
@technologic21 Жыл бұрын
Yet another twisted cult.
@johncrane3858
@johncrane3858 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it makes me kind of speechless. I have no idea how to argue against "secular Calvinism." It breaks my brain, it sends my mind into the black. I feel like a protagonist in an HP Lovecraft story.
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles Жыл бұрын
As a Calvinist I find it hilarious that tech bros just keep unironically reinventing Catholicism
@bsh819
@bsh819 Жыл бұрын
Calvinism was always a secular movement. Reason based reinterpretations of the scriptures was a precursor to the enlightenment.
@lifeisgood12341
@lifeisgood12341 Жыл бұрын
They praise Economoss by having money they are obviously Economoss' chosen. And they are correct.
@jerryenzyme
@jerryenzyme Жыл бұрын
Show has been on fire lately, really good episode here
@thuzan117
@thuzan117 Жыл бұрын
this rich people breeding program is actually awesome, it means they have to split their inheritances more and more with every generation, thus weakening the power of their children and lowering their wealth.
@RatPfink66
@RatPfink66 Жыл бұрын
they can just have every second son/first daughter go to law school, every third son/second daughter go into politics, every fourth son/third daughter become self-help gurus, and the rest get seed money to bootstrap themselves into media moguls.
@function0077
@function0077 6 ай бұрын
@@ClibanariusJJ ...and they also become a bunch inbred lunatics like the Habsburgs. This is literally happening right now in a polygamist sect of Mormonism in Utah called the Kingston Group.
@supermarx
@supermarx Жыл бұрын
Evil people wield power with impunity and the only way there's any possibility of not being entirely at their mercy is to organize along class lines.
@phillheth
@phillheth Жыл бұрын
Wow, profound...🥱
@WanderingIdiot81
@WanderingIdiot81 Жыл бұрын
Wut you mean?
@user-tx3xy7lw6w
@user-tx3xy7lw6w Жыл бұрын
Don't really see how that's the only way or really even a feasible possibility.
@julymagnus493
@julymagnus493 Жыл бұрын
What if 1 guy with a really cool set of armor fixes everything? Or an OP alien? Didn't think of that did you?
@cornerstore_d
@cornerstore_d Жыл бұрын
Shit I think we tried that and we ended up here
@emmy8526
@emmy8526 Жыл бұрын
The other thing underlying this is the realization that no amount of money or coding savvy preserves you from death, the great equalizer. Hence all this dim flailing. Episode 137 of the podcast Tech Won’t Save Us is really good on this: Don’t Fall for the Longtermist Sales Pitch, with Émile Torres as guest. Also episode 1 of the Fall of Civilisations podcast, where the Romans beloved by the Silicon Valley types get merked by unruly primitive Scots.
@marcantoinelab12321
@marcantoinelab12321 Жыл бұрын
This was such a great episode. I didn't want it to end tbh.
@mikeydude750
@mikeydude750 Жыл бұрын
One of their best reading series in a while
@pietzsche
@pietzsche Жыл бұрын
These are the people who read all of Dune.
@dirrdevil
@dirrdevil 7 ай бұрын
Beautiful opening. Love to all our LGTBQ+ comrades. Conservatives need to be stopped and rooted out for their hatred.
@raven_g6667
@raven_g6667 Жыл бұрын
The same ppl who told that influencer that criticizing Qatar is orientalism is the same guy that says criticizing Israel is antisemitic... the CIA.
@justr6982
@justr6982 Жыл бұрын
God damnit Matt always blows my mind
@debra-sue
@debra-sue Жыл бұрын
"Chief Key-Jangler for Peter Thiel" had me grabbing a nearby wall for support
@dethkon
@dethkon Жыл бұрын
Slaves forced to use a stadium which other slaves died building is something right out of Baudrillard. It is deeply upsetting to me.
@marcusianparrish
@marcusianparrish Жыл бұрын
So happy to hear that Matt is completely and securely hollowed out. Wife guys rule.
@ince55ant
@ince55ant Жыл бұрын
i look forward to repeatting thiss and passsing it off as my own opinion. great ep this week
@pizzacheeseman2854
@pizzacheeseman2854 Жыл бұрын
Don’t doxx me
@GoodStarfish
@GoodStarfish Жыл бұрын
despair and hope can be felt simultaneously and I'm tired of pretending like we can't
@UntoTheBreach24
@UntoTheBreach24 Жыл бұрын
Dialectics?
@otsoaunola9515
@otsoaunola9515 Жыл бұрын
Dope
@Hud23
@Hud23 Жыл бұрын
We can? It feels like sayong we can be terrified and calm at the same time.
@Praisethesunson
@Praisethesunson Жыл бұрын
Pessimism of the intellect. Optimism of the will.
@debra-sue
@debra-sue Жыл бұрын
@@Praisethesunson your username seems oddly fitting in this moment. \[-]/
@marshaltito7232
@marshaltito7232 Жыл бұрын
Eugenics, the word they are looking for is eugenics. I want them to point out a single time in history when eugenics worked out. Also R.I.P. Club Q goers. This is the inevitable result of allowing hyper right wing lunacy into general culture. These people are telling us they want to sow hate into society, we should believe them and push them out.
@justcommenting4981
@justcommenting4981 Жыл бұрын
No. It's literally because arsenals are allowed for private property. Other countries have bigots. They don't have mass shootings. They basically nailed this topic discussing Shinzo Abe. Every dipshit can get a gun, so most violence is carried out by morons, a trait that lends itself to bigotry.
@marshaltito7232
@marshaltito7232 Жыл бұрын
@@justcommenting4981 McVeigh's fertilizer bomb and the box truck used during the Bastille Day massacre killed more people than any individual US mass shooting. Yeah guns make a spur of the moment spree a bit easier but determined loonies will find a way. Saying banning guns will solve the problem is like saying banning drugs solved the addiction crisis, it just didn't and in many ways made it worse. The problem is that bad faith actors are allowed to whip idiots into a violent frenzy. You don't see leftist mass shootings. When violent and cruel ideologies are allowed to propagate its not surprising to see violence spring up like weeds.
@justcommenting4981
@justcommenting4981 Жыл бұрын
@@marshaltito7232 guns are not drugs, in multiple extremely obvious ways. I find it funny you have to reach back...how many decades to find an equivalent non gun massacre. It's very simple. Do they have this problem nearly as consistently in any other functioning country? No. Do they have right wing reactionaries? Yes. Good luck banning tweets or being an "ally" or whatever moronic bullshit to #stophate. DUh iF OnLy hE dIdnT seE duh lIbs oF tIk TOk. IF a dEterMine gUy want kill tHey cAn sO wHy sToP anYoNe Lefties that defend guns when their sole purpose is sewing terror in marginalized communities are beneath contempt in their naiive stupidity. I'm sure teh gayz will arm themselves and overthrow the hateful regime. It's like you watched The Purge and came away thinking "good idea, that's how we take down the rich."
@marshaltito7232
@marshaltito7232 Жыл бұрын
@@justcommenting4981 The Bastille Day massacre happened in 2016. Countries that don't have massive problems with right wing terrorism are countries that have media and political systems that don't amplify violent voices. The US specifically has a media and political circus that has monetary gain in amplifying calls of violence, be it trying to reach people that will believe them or the inverse of "look how dumb this is", both amplifying the hateful rhetoric. I'm not saying the left should arm themselves or whatever because that's clearly not a solution. I'm saying that with tens of millions of guns in circulation, gun control simply wouldn't work, especially when taking grandfather clauses into account. It's an obfuscation by media and politicians to pass the buck away from the root causes of right wing terrorism, specifically their roles in amplifying it. Many other countries have armed civilians too and don't have the problems the US does, Canada, Switzerland, and Finland are prime examples. I'm not saying that trying to censor people will work either because that's a great way to get people to attach themselves to those hateful messages. The point is that we all have a hand to blame in spreading the messages of hate to those dejected enough to act violently on them, and until we collectively reject them, and the systems that spread them, no amount of policy will fix the problem. But sure just project your own grievances on my comment with your "Purge" malarkey. That's a productive way to converse.
@justcommenting4981
@justcommenting4981 Жыл бұрын
@@marshaltito7232 US media is not only globally available, other countries DO amplify rhetoric against minority groups themselves. It's not even remotely isolated to the U.S. In fact trans people have a BETTER platform and visibility than they do in many other comparable countries because of our media presence. 2016 was also the Pulse Nightclub shooting, next year followed by a Las Vegas shooting. Just those 2 guys, not even counting all the other regular shootings in that time killed nearly 100 people. Blaming media makes you look like an idiot. If you aren't calling for anyone to arm themselves you're even more worthless because you lack even that simple conviction. You aren't going to "push them out." How would you? By posting? If only people had posted harder all these people would still be alive. Are you going to hold them accountable then push them out, or push them out then hold them accountable? If only we held them accountable we could ban hate in society. That will do the trick. Ending hatred is WAY more realistic than curtailing the availability of firearms like every other country has figured out how to do.
@twobadcats77
@twobadcats77 Жыл бұрын
This seems like they're just genetically engineering the hood ornament on the Great Humongous's car.
@hamishveitch2681
@hamishveitch2681 Жыл бұрын
Operation paper-clip for people who got ran off tumblr for causing suicides
@frederickvondrasek5618
@frederickvondrasek5618 Жыл бұрын
...one of the best episodes ever...
@GoodStarfish
@GoodStarfish Жыл бұрын
Can somebody make a Matt rant supercut, I'm trying to achieve completion
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles Жыл бұрын
They should outlaw advertising sports gambling. The gambling itself should be decriminalized, but letting it be a corporate juggernaut is a plague
@RIP_Greedo
@RIP_Greedo Жыл бұрын
Secular Mormonism is basically just Star Wars
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles Жыл бұрын
And Roko’s Basilisk is just Catholicism. It’s so funny how these galaxy brain tech guys think they are original
@RedNation87
@RedNation87 Жыл бұрын
Battlestar Galactica, actually.
@warmlycalculated390
@warmlycalculated390 Жыл бұрын
@@RedNation87 BSG is just Actual Mormonism.
@bigass1234598
@bigass1234598 Жыл бұрын
Great episode
@thomasgiles2876
@thomasgiles2876 Жыл бұрын
There's already a Sci Fi franchise about a God King appearing 30000 years in the future with his own Gene-seed and his resulting children hating him.
@noidontlikeu
@noidontlikeu Жыл бұрын
God Emperor of Dune is such a good book
@Praisethesunson
@Praisethesunson Жыл бұрын
There is also the myth of the Greek gods and titans. Kids hate their dumbass parents. Go figure.
@justcommenting4981
@justcommenting4981 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they are trying to do Warhammer 40k. They aren't really trying to create an ultimate being, they are trying to create gene enhanced clones to spread HUMANITY to the stars.
@BoneMachine1443
@BoneMachine1443 Жыл бұрын
all this money and tech and influence, and their goal is to be Craster from game of thrones, locked in their compound with generations of their insular morlock family
@cryptbeast3222
@cryptbeast3222 Жыл бұрын
Elites often seem to turn towards inbreeding after a while. A self-solving problem.
@leonardorestrepo5196
@leonardorestrepo5196 25 күн бұрын
Follow up article on the collinses came out a few months ago (circa 2024). Finding out these parents 1) are ipad parents 2) hit their kids 3) have had CPS called on them because they dont pay for indoor heating and the kids are routinely sick Should come as no surprise.
@matthewcaldwell8100
@matthewcaldwell8100 14 күн бұрын
Can you link it? I am grotesquely curious.
@Mannydamon
@Mannydamon Жыл бұрын
6:45 Today I feel Gay -- Adam Friedland
@ItsOgre
@ItsOgre Жыл бұрын
“Today I’m gay,” my life as a bisexual man.
@tommyhowsthepeeping
@tommyhowsthepeeping Жыл бұрын
"today I'm disabled" my life as someone fradulently claiming disability benefits so i can play fortnite all day
@tonycampbell1424
@tonycampbell1424 Жыл бұрын
And I oop
@debra-sue
@debra-sue Жыл бұрын
@@tommyhowsthepeeping surviving in this society is its own legitimate disability
@Advent3546
@Advent3546 Жыл бұрын
Good opening from Will. I was very touched.
@goodluckjohnathan5157
@goodluckjohnathan5157 Жыл бұрын
Lmao “secular calvinists” the only Calvinist I’m familiar with is ricky’s dad from trailer park boys
@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf Жыл бұрын
"Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. She didn't go. That's the way she goes." - John Calvin, on predestination
@tonycampbell1424
@tonycampbell1424 Жыл бұрын
I've never understood why anyone who believed in Calvinism would bother with any kind of theism. Your destiny is predetermined. You'll wind up in paradise or perdition regardless of any volition on your part. How does that not immediately turn into, "eh, fuck it. Guess I'll do what I want?"
@noahchopson7136
@noahchopson7136 Жыл бұрын
Damn thats a deep cut
@emmy8526
@emmy8526 Жыл бұрын
Tldr for that NYT article: highly educated dummies with a greater aptitude for numbers than empathy have come up with a new cocktail of pseudo-philosophical rationalizations for their hubristically high self-regard and general misanthropy.
@marcantoinelab12321
@marcantoinelab12321 Жыл бұрын
No yeah exactly like, literally they had everything handed THROUGHOUT THEIR LIVES and what is even their jobs or education? Like "Computer science"? Anthropology? They're not engineers or doctors. They're not even that smart, the first sign of that is that they think they can solve every issue by making the world listen to them. Because when you're in that economic strata and with that normal intellect, you think you're it, the geniuses. You think you're the apex. But what's their physical aptitudes ? Creativity skills? Communication? All that other shit? These people have never introspected and questioned themselves or faced a challenge in their lives. They think leadership and aptitudes comes from your position in society. Guaranteed these types of people would be exiles in any tribe 40'000 years ago.
@reallyidrathernot.134
@reallyidrathernot.134 Жыл бұрын
strong opening. 100% correct.
@marcantoinelab12321
@marcantoinelab12321 Жыл бұрын
Oh well, if I have a pitcrew of about 6 to 7 people I have to depend on. I can out-compete any one person in the world.
@wm8401
@wm8401 Жыл бұрын
The pit crew quote was nauseating and a disappointment. I wish she had just said "when I have all the right drugs, top of the line hardware and someone coddling me I can be productive. Autism is hard but I've been really fortunate..." or something like that.
@brokentower3148
@brokentower3148 Жыл бұрын
Aristocrats are like toy dogs.
@djtakeout9163
@djtakeout9163 Жыл бұрын
'so rather than focus too much on these cowards & the monsters they inspire to do their killing for them, i want to instead focus on something i was most struck by in the media coverage of this horror, which are the parents of one of the victims of the Q nightclub shooting. a trans man named Daniel Aston. Sabrina & Jeff Aston, from Tulsa, Oklahoma, who moved to colorado springs, and later their son daniel followed them there, and found life & community there with them centered around Club Q where he worked as a bartender. Now what struck me was both their incredible dignity & strength in the murder of their son, but also the fact they knew their son was trans from the time he was four years old & loved & supported him for his entire life. they always knew who their son was & never doubted it. & what i'm stuck with is these people, & i'm not even gonna speak their names anymore, you know who they are, want to make impossible for queer & trans people, having parents that love you, friends, a job, & a life. their goal is to take that away from you & they'll do anything to make it happen, so it's the duty of all of us, the majority of decent people in this country, to stop them. to fight this evil. & i'm not talking about banning someone's social media account.'
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Жыл бұрын
You could hear his voice trembling the entire opening
@redmaple1982
@redmaple1982 Жыл бұрын
Other than the Curies is there any actual case of two genius scientists producing a child of semi comparable scientific genius? It's so odd to me that this couple views themselves as the exception.
@Virjunior01
@Virjunior01 Жыл бұрын
They're psychos.
@marlonbryanmunoznunez3179
@marlonbryanmunoznunez3179 Жыл бұрын
At the top of my head there's only the Bernoulli Mathematician Dynasty. And that arguably can be ascribed to being brilliant people that used personal connections to be employed in a University that was at the center of Math research at the time. When the cutting edge moved elsewhere and they didn't they ceased to produce important researchers, though they continued to produce Academics. I think there's still a Bernoulli that is a geologist. I any case this only confirms to me that genius is a matter of upbringing and opportunity. And you can see it in other professions outside Science, like with the Bach Musician Dynasty. Interestingly enough I think there's something to be said about geniuses being actually kind of shitty parents. Because they're obsessed with their work some tend to be absent parents at best. That was the case with Einstein for what I understand.
@RatPfink66
@RatPfink66 Жыл бұрын
How do I get an internship at Gumley Fuckler? Do I need rectangular glasses?
@colinwritesthings7445
@colinwritesthings7445 Жыл бұрын
Oh man that reading series was grim. In 100 years or so (if we're lucky) humans will regard artifacts like this with incredulous pity.
@zhadom1902
@zhadom1902 Жыл бұрын
Love ya dry boys 💖 the intro meant a lot to me.
@emmarie2930
@emmarie2930 Жыл бұрын
6:40 the Smashing Pumpkins lyric is so funny.
@Postcob
@Postcob Жыл бұрын
A boy and his dog!!!! I just realized where the thumbnail was from!
@kirtburdick
@kirtburdick Жыл бұрын
It's a good movie.
@hazelnutgp8305
@hazelnutgp8305 Жыл бұрын
what a nice intro, thank you.
@00mongoose
@00mongoose Жыл бұрын
Man, there's some rage on this one. It's getting harder and harder to maintain an affection of disinterest.
@topleybird2443
@topleybird2443 Жыл бұрын
That is an issue. When the Trump cucks are in charge it’s horrifying but it’s also funny. When the libs+Thiel are in charge they have publicists that scrub all the funny shit.
@theoldanarchist
@theoldanarchist Жыл бұрын
The bit about U of Wisconsin got me thinking about these words from Bob Dylan: They like to take all this money from sin Build big universities to study in Sing "Amazing Grace" all the way to the Swiss banks
@elusiveinsert
@elusiveinsert Жыл бұрын
Well the neighborhood bully, he's just one man
@WaterIsPoison18
@WaterIsPoison18 Жыл бұрын
S Tier Episode
@GrimReader
@GrimReader 8 ай бұрын
Chapo just on autoplay and Will's opening is pretty beautiful. Big Dick Willy with the heartfelt
@clockworkking777
@clockworkking777 Жыл бұрын
Lol my favorite part was Matt pretending he doesn't know what Urbit is.
@mylesfarmer7007
@mylesfarmer7007 Жыл бұрын
You’re getting great at the monologue bro you should give Adam some tips
@mickeycharbagz
@mickeycharbagz Жыл бұрын
Amazing ep!🎉
@skurafn8805
@skurafn8805 6 ай бұрын
49:31 Felix goes on an all-timer here
@nicolev2028
@nicolev2028 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the riffs Felix
@pantsedjuniorhayseed4816
@pantsedjuniorhayseed4816 Жыл бұрын
finally, an entertaining episode!
@johnj7096
@johnj7096 Жыл бұрын
Geeked to the gills like Hitler on tanker chocolate
@christophergreen6595
@christophergreen6595 Жыл бұрын
I know someone who works at The 🐝, same town/scene. This one hit closer to home than most.
@Virjunior01
@Virjunior01 Жыл бұрын
After so long, I finally notice there's a movie poster cut off in the animation... makes sense. Mel Gibson in "The Patriot."
@michaelwebster-clark9865
@michaelwebster-clark9865 Жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure that these people built their entire philosophy based on a midnight viewing of Idiocracy.
@b_lah_kay4515
@b_lah_kay4515 Ай бұрын
I know this episode is 3 years old but fuck you Matt, Detroit’s only golden child was Berry Sanders, don’t take this from me. Lions Super Bowl 2025
@debra-sue
@debra-sue Жыл бұрын
🎵 "All i wanna be is-" 🎵 _a member of a society that doesn't passively cultivate the wanton destruction of minorities with impunity._ 🎵 "...three billion dollars in pessoooooosss~" 🎵
@RatPfink66
@RatPfink66 Жыл бұрын
Tough ask. Of course you could always be part of a society that does so _actively._
@jasondewitt3142
@jasondewitt3142 Жыл бұрын
Pre-destined into a wood chipper lol
@rverasart
@rverasart Жыл бұрын
very interesting people that need glasses to see trying to take over the human genetic pool
@brokentower3148
@brokentower3148 Жыл бұрын
Eugenicists are always like this though.
@Diax1324
@Diax1324 Жыл бұрын
On the spotify version there's a kickass transition song around 32 minutes. Does anyone know what it is? I need to figure it out.
@cannonscoopic
@cannonscoopic Жыл бұрын
"Smart Patrol / Mr. DNA" by DEVO
@OpiatesAndTits
@OpiatesAndTits Жыл бұрын
we have longspermism combined with trickle down altruism (Aka effective altruism) where the most pressing issue isn’t solving the climate crisis, feeding the hungry, world peace, or even potential future crisis but the fact that the rich people won’t exist to do the trickle down altruism in the future requires all our resources.
@OstrichRidingCowboy
@OstrichRidingCowboy Жыл бұрын
Felix said, "I'm making Yeshiva work for ME."
@adriandavies8097
@adriandavies8097 Жыл бұрын
Appreciate the Tax Dodge discount, but the Rand is going to have to gain on the dollar before I can give up my embarrassing free loader status. One day
@booba2141
@booba2141 Жыл бұрын
I think a motivation for these wealthy tech couples doing longspermism yall might be missing is them needing to justify having a big family. I’m not wealthy or from that background, but I’m from DC & all the families & parents of my friends or exes who exist in the wealthy neolib bubble are always constantly contending with their awareness of their selfishness. Like I’ve watched rich DC lib moms completely short circuit when somebody brings up the ethics of them having 5 kids & sending them all to Sidwell & GDS. I think this fantastical idea that they’re solving a birth rate crisis is just them trying to convince themselves that everything they do is altruistic. I don’t think any of them truly believe in the logic of this stuff. They just wanna follow their basest desires of pumping out kids & raising them to become rich too is just them wanting to get an A+ on family.
@justcommenting4981
@justcommenting4981 Жыл бұрын
Very possible. We can't underestimate their stupidity though.
@debra-sue
@debra-sue Жыл бұрын
"wanting to get an A+ on family" is the most accurate sentiment i've heard so far on this topic
@booba2141
@booba2141 Жыл бұрын
@@debra-sue i assume that’s what the silicone valley ppl are like too. but the dc lizards are exactly like that. I dated a girl who’s mom helped her make up a fake club that she “ran” called “Middle East Peace Skype sessions” for her college app/ resume, that was literally just her Skyping with her friends from Israel. they took it so far that she won a 15k scholarship for it.
@omegasmesh
@omegasmesh Жыл бұрын
I did not fucking expect Matt to reference the Tumblr Steven universe shit
@debra-sue
@debra-sue Жыл бұрын
between that and an ongoing trickle of references to monster factory, we're slowly finding that Matt's non-political media diet is not at all what we might have expected lol
@technologic21
@technologic21 Жыл бұрын
Well, it is 11/22 after all, 59 years to be exact. Evil people wield power.
@theartistmostlyreferredtoa7971
@theartistmostlyreferredtoa7971 Жыл бұрын
I always kind of knew that America would actually turn into the setting of a Margaret Antwood novel at some point, but I didn't think the novel would by Oryx & Crake
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Жыл бұрын
Too bad Atwood is fash herself. She was literally talking about declining sperm counts in men recently.
@DeadBoneJones
@DeadBoneJones Жыл бұрын
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 ?
@theartistmostlyreferredtoa7971
@theartistmostlyreferredtoa7971 Жыл бұрын
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 damn, really? guess we can't have nice things
@joepeake8972
@joepeake8972 Ай бұрын
​@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 you don't have to be fash to think couples struggling to conceive because we've had too much crap put into our food and drink is a bad thing
@101tyman
@101tyman Жыл бұрын
1:15:42 not even the first time Will had said “I.Q. Jones” lol check out their reading series on the Villages
@spacewolfRIFF
@spacewolfRIFF Жыл бұрын
1:03:00
@ZenobiaofPalmyra
@ZenobiaofPalmyra Жыл бұрын
>Secular Calvinists My fucking god Matt is right again.
@Quoxozist
@Quoxozist Жыл бұрын
I mean...this has been the take going as far back as the mid 2000's, Matt certainly didn't come up with it, it's a longstanding critique and he's far from the first to mention it
@bigbyrd7755
@bigbyrd7755 Жыл бұрын
Why you gotta throw shade at Optimus Primal like that?
@nicolev2028
@nicolev2028 Жыл бұрын
Qatar is an Onion headline come to life
@Praisethesunson
@Praisethesunson Жыл бұрын
Qatar is what happens when "shit head winning the lottery" is the basis of a nation state.
@gliscameria
@gliscameria Жыл бұрын
Good takes on crypto and gambling
@mdtys
@mdtys Жыл бұрын
6:43
@elponchex
@elponchex Жыл бұрын
Sounds like you have to get badempanada on the pod
@reallyidrathernot.134
@reallyidrathernot.134 Жыл бұрын
or they could just eat raw dog poo and have a better time.
@michaelslowmin
@michaelslowmin Жыл бұрын
I doubt he would ever come on. I would be shocked if he didn't hate these guy's guts. I think he'd only come on if they paid him way more that it would be worth.
@condor237
@condor237 Жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Needham the man is too schizophrenic to be funny
@XxCorvette1xX
@XxCorvette1xX Жыл бұрын
@@michaelslowmin I mean he doesn’t have a problem with Hasan so I can’t imagine what he would hate them for. I feel like him and Matt could have a very productive conversation
@michaelslowmin
@michaelslowmin Жыл бұрын
@@XxCorvette1xX Maybe you're right. Bad empanada is extremely caustic, so I just assume he's that way with everyone lmao.
@pizzacheeseman2854
@pizzacheeseman2854 Жыл бұрын
Techno quiverful is real lmao
@dethkon
@dethkon Жыл бұрын
Today I feel a Migrant Weiner. Today, I feel Gay.
@Hisoka.44
@Hisoka.44 Жыл бұрын
Is that a dj smokey intro ? Lol
@spadeplaladin5
@spadeplaladin5 Жыл бұрын
It took Matt's gaffe for me to realize Tony Mandarich sounds incredibly similar to Todd Marinovich. Equally blonde, equally ratty, and both busts at their positions.
@bolshinstvo
@bolshinstvo Жыл бұрын
Also both of the Croatian diaspora.
@shannonm.townsend1232
@shannonm.townsend1232 Жыл бұрын
France has a name approval system
@geekboy328
@geekboy328 9 ай бұрын
Terrifying
@fenceyhen4249
@fenceyhen4249 5 ай бұрын
What is this album art supposed to be
@Crimeiskoolforkidz
@Crimeiskoolforkidz 5 ай бұрын
The chapo trap house wtf u think it is
@fenceyhen4249
@fenceyhen4249 5 ай бұрын
Will is looking real different @@Crimeiskoolforkidz
@craigtrautmanjr9393
@craigtrautmanjr9393 Жыл бұрын
It was fun pretending we were in the star trek prequel. Welp, better get myself ready now that I just found out that we're in the prequel to All Tomorrows.
@AlbinoAxolotl1993
@AlbinoAxolotl1993 Жыл бұрын
Nice reference.
@VoltzNSmith
@VoltzNSmith Жыл бұрын
Waiting for the market to criminalize and legalize industries like league rotates champions
@robelkton7800
@robelkton7800 Жыл бұрын
33:40 reminded me immediately of a tech version of this kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oJN_ocWr3b64lqs.html
@lugal-zage-si4782
@lugal-zage-si4782 Жыл бұрын
10:00
@jfrsnjhnsn
@jfrsnjhnsn Жыл бұрын
What is the thumbnail from?
@AdamTheFeverish
@AdamTheFeverish Жыл бұрын
I believe that's from the movie A Boy and His Dog.
@thats4thebirds
@thats4thebirds Жыл бұрын
Stolen migrant worker valor lmao
@BigDawg-if7ti
@BigDawg-if7ti Жыл бұрын
You want your money on Patrick Mahommes, or Dogecoin? 😂
@ChannelMath
@ChannelMath 2 ай бұрын
31:55
@carlosantoniopaezcuba4494
@carlosantoniopaezcuba4494 Ай бұрын
thank you
@karlisgertmanis
@karlisgertmanis Ай бұрын
titan invictus 😂😂😂
@brendanmurray4538
@brendanmurray4538 Ай бұрын
It's awesome that KZfaq offers to translate this name
@Louie_The_Dago
@Louie_The_Dago Жыл бұрын
god, felix is so funny
@OrangeStrayCat
@OrangeStrayCat Жыл бұрын
Matt doesn't seem to understand what happened in The Time Machine. The upper classes of society spent so long being worthless inheritors of wealth that they degenerated into the moronic, child like Eloi, and the clever working class that was separated from them living underground building and maintaining all the machines turned into the intelligent, although physically warped, Morlocks. The divide got so big that the Morlocks decided to literally start keeping the Eloi as livestock since the Eloi were so helpless they didn't even understand that they were being farmed and eaten. It's a story that's the opposite of what the morons in this episode think will happen where the useful members of society were the wretched poor who evolved to completely eclipse the rich, worthless morons.
@RatPfink66
@RatPfink66 Жыл бұрын
I see a bright future for land-grant technical/agricultural universities in raising engineers and animal scientists who can make humanity's Eloi/Morlock destiny a reality. With the addition, of course, of intermarriage. Eventually we will all be Elocks, some clever and worthless, some wealthy and hideous. Ie, right back where we are today.
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