Chappelle's Show - The Racial Draft (ft. Bill Burr, RZA, and GZA)

Chappelle's Show - The Racial Draft (ft. Bill Burr, RZA, and GZA) - Uncensored

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Delegations from America's ethnicities assemble to divvy up racially ambiguous celebrities.
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@sockhopper 4 жыл бұрын

“The black delegation requests Eminem” “Wait a goddamn minute Rondell”

@justinstewart1828 4 жыл бұрын

Ima hustla baby.

@dabird9258 3 жыл бұрын

Tell you what, we keep Eminem You get O.J. Simpson

@jonstolte854 3 жыл бұрын

Me irl

@dm3402 3 жыл бұрын

They really did hustle em' with OJ look at the white announcers dapping eachother up as they revel lmao

@tika3721 3 жыл бұрын

The best part

@coolrock9281 3 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr: And they’ll probably still complain! Dave Chapelle: Man fuck you! Gold 😂😂😂

@daystar73 3 жыл бұрын

24K🤣

@sunfire5790 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣💀💀

@selfhelp69 3 жыл бұрын

A crescendo of complaints.

@ccbfernandez 3 жыл бұрын

Cause they always do!

@thatguylie4239 3 жыл бұрын

Lol I come back to this video just to watch that part 😂

@briengakaplan-b1550 Жыл бұрын

The Chinese taking the whole Wu-Tang Clan is the best part of this whole skit 😂😂😂💀

@lemononice7056 Жыл бұрын

I swear😁😁

@Adamdidit Жыл бұрын

Almost. Actual Wu Tang members being there is what really puts it over the top.

@HM-ik1zn Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@obediahpolkinghorniii564 Жыл бұрын

Kung Pao! How ya like me now...?

@rankobarensic Жыл бұрын

Pure laugh🤣🤣

@hoodietiger2178 Жыл бұрын

“Yes and they’ll probably still complain” 😂😂😂😂😂 Bill Burr legendary

@Orcinus1967 Жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@Loupster420 Жыл бұрын

Man f u

@hoodietiger2178 Жыл бұрын

@@Loupster420 😂😂😂

@flimingjustforfun6814 Жыл бұрын

I died 😂😂😂😂it's my favorite part of this video.

@strangebrew1231 Жыл бұрын

And he's right

@eLmasten1991 4 жыл бұрын

" and they prolly still complain " " man f. you " cracks me up everytime

@bluestangGT2001 4 жыл бұрын

Came here to type that. So just left a like instead

@Suomi91 4 жыл бұрын

Bill saying facts jajajaja

@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986 4 жыл бұрын

EVERY TIME!!🤣🤣🤣

@timothychang34 4 жыл бұрын

I love that part. my top two favorite comedians

@jellybeanz1989 4 жыл бұрын

I love how he delivers that "man f you" so fast right after the fake laugh you almost miss it, its just perfect!

@kenyonjohnson4823 3 жыл бұрын

“So long fried rice 🍚, hello fried chicken 🍗” 😂😂😂😂

@stevenhosea4849 3 жыл бұрын

No. Not. Steven. Hosea. Happens. Happens

@joshuaattractsmoney 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao. 🤣🤣💀

@orphenocou4742 3 жыл бұрын

“For shizzle”

@kenyonjohnson4823 3 жыл бұрын

@@orphenocou4742 😂😂

@kadengomez1755 3 жыл бұрын

@@stevenhosea4849 nigga shut up

@BigJonahJ Жыл бұрын

"He's been discriminated against in this time, he's had death threats AND he dates a white woman! Sounds like a black guy to me" 🤣🤣🤣

@tamaku2903 Жыл бұрын

🤣😅🤣😅😂😂😅🤣

@bustavonnutz Жыл бұрын

Personally attacked

@MaximusRGZ Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@TLPmediaUSA 10 ай бұрын

“Tough break, n****.”😂😂😂

@soultyger 4 ай бұрын

There's always FUBU😄@@TLPmediaUSA

@Obiahjones 5 ай бұрын

“So long fried rice, hello fried chicken” is one of the best lines in recent memory

@loganerb3952 2 жыл бұрын

“So long Fried Rice Hello Fried chicken” Kills me everytime 😂😂

@dead3yeDino 2 жыл бұрын

For shizzle💪🏿🤣

@buddermonger2000 2 жыл бұрын

Wu Tang went the opposite

@BitoyV3 2 жыл бұрын

I remember hearing that and just saying, "dude, just become Filipino. We eat both!"

@sumuqh 2 жыл бұрын

i ded 💀

@manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 жыл бұрын

@@BitoyV3 That's why I bangs heavy with the Pinoys...the food stay bussin!

@polyclot1976 4 ай бұрын

"There's a white man talking up here. Silencio! NGOWA!" truly a man of the peoples

@fatbuddy719 4 ай бұрын

Did you know that "ungawa" was what Tarzan would say to quiet the apes in the jungle? Such an insane throw-away line 😂

@xanmontes8715 2 ай бұрын

@@fatbuddy719what??

@tylerseboe 2 ай бұрын

⁠⁠@@xanmontes8715The old tv show from the 60s and the movies from the 40s, 50s, and 60’s. This explains the origins of “umgawa”: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/edGCp9Z72b26dYk.htmlsi=ERnWWDv4S9O9gRCR

@IH8U926 8 күн бұрын

@@fatbuddy719wtf!!

@elizel90 6 ай бұрын

That casual "Man F**k you" from Dave always gets to me 😂😂😂 OMFG I FORGOT ABOUT THE RANDOM DANCING MAN 😂😂

@mm860 4 ай бұрын

Robot dance!

@philipksick6810 2 ай бұрын

I know!!! I haven’t seen this in years and that man doing the robot takes me clean out lol

@TopShelfTheology 24 күн бұрын

Chappelle made sure he was in EVERY episode, he would FIND a place for that guy, hahah

@loryenrainwater7829 4 жыл бұрын

"Request eminem" "now wait a goddamn minute" 😂😂😂

@sherrodmacs3472 4 жыл бұрын

Classic stuff. Funnier now.

@ChivasBarcelonaMex 4 жыл бұрын

First time I heard it I said "EmInEm no sir" and I ain't even white wtf!!! Lol

@ciarrajohnson3849 4 жыл бұрын

FORK HIM OVER🤚🏿🤚🏿🤚🏿

@Johnny-rx4hs 4 жыл бұрын

@@ciarrajohnson3849 The only way the white delegation would give up Eminem is if they got Bob Marley

@ciarrajohnson3849 4 жыл бұрын

That’ll never happen (guess you want Lenny Krav too right???)😂😂😂

@christopherwinko1978 3 жыл бұрын

Wu Tang: "We're fans of Chinese culture. We're proud to be Chinese." Also Wu Tang: "Konnichi wa"

@blackgloriouz 3 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@pedroscott6347 3 жыл бұрын

That's what made it funny.

@ArmyWolves 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha. I missed that. Reminds me of episode of Daybreak (no spoiler) that was narrated by Rza where he said, "You wan't to know what is really offensive? You are a wannabe ninja quoting Kung Fu movies... those are from two very different cultures." I burst out laughing.

@JeroAlmufakir 3 жыл бұрын

*bitchessss...

@vampiradeathrockerbatxq762 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Ni Hao.

@NikolasSmith-cc6pb 5 ай бұрын

Mos Def comedy timing is very underrated in the show 😂😂😂

@Vinseenit 3 ай бұрын

I was gonna say is that Mos Def, should be in the featured list in the title

@Zacharylastnamemusic Жыл бұрын

“Oj Black again!” The finger thing was priceless!!

@joshkaid 4 жыл бұрын

The Wu-Tang Clan being drafted as Asian kills me everytime.

@razkable 4 жыл бұрын

thats a top 10 moment in t.v. history for me...like wow that was so funny...the set up..perfect

@AGE0FQUARREL 4 жыл бұрын

Bong bong.

@yeeerk 4 жыл бұрын

Konichiwa bitches

@Da13iG5eung 4 жыл бұрын

It's an absolute steal at the position the Asians drafted them. Long-term investment and insanely great returns.

@sharonj3797 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so much it hurt

@yoshim616 5 жыл бұрын

Speaking as an Asian I'm stoked we got the Wu Tang Clan, in fact I think we won the night with that one pick.

@slackerengi2401 5 жыл бұрын

Well all that can be said is *Konichiwa bitches*

@sidharthsingh6606 5 жыл бұрын

Asians won by a landslide

@tyreeknyc1980 5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO! NO SHIT Ya'll won....

@marcusworkman6935 5 жыл бұрын

Asians was liwk ya take Tiger Woods we take the WHOLE clan

@caiowasem 5 жыл бұрын

What a steal

@SunDevil31 11 ай бұрын

Chappelle and Burr should do a weekly show. Theyre great together. 😂

@aa-tx7th 4 ай бұрын

nah keep chapelle outta relevancy

@SunDevil31 4 ай бұрын

@@aa-tx7th Awwwe. Whyeee?!

@Daquan0394 23 сағат бұрын

Absolutely

@tweetybird30 Жыл бұрын

How all these people didn't double down laughing while performing this I will never understand. This is amazing and I wish they would bring this kind of a show back. 😊🙂

@ahmedayali1341 Жыл бұрын

we have too many sensitive people who are living in this generation and even if you wrote the truth in front of their face they will refuse it deny it and will get offended.

@inconnu4961 Жыл бұрын

This isnt SNL, man! these are professional comedians. never break character!

@tweetybird30 Жыл бұрын

@@ahmedayali1341 I understand that this generation is soo easily offended by everything but this is amazing. People should be able to do stand up comedy without any issues and without them getting cancelled for every joke that someone finds offensive. People consider too many things as being offensive these days.

@tweetybird30 Жыл бұрын

@@inconnu4961 I get that and I was just saying that it's amazing to me that they stayed in characted trough those amazingly funny jokes. It must have been really tough not to laugh so hard at these jokes while saying them.

@AAron_Pendragon Жыл бұрын

I think that makes it all the more hilarious haha! Altho when the whites pick Colin Powell; Bill Burr is stifling a laugh when he says, "Whaaaat!? Colin Powell is not white!"

@JasonNation72 4 жыл бұрын

"So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!" Still kills me after all these years.

@JasonNation72 4 жыл бұрын

@@kjmiller5023 Uh...this aired on Comedy Central in like 2002-03.

@anaityketihw 4 жыл бұрын

Kj Miller This video is about as old as me (16 years old)

@klutz3955 4 жыл бұрын

Holly fhckkk

@patrickorourke41 4 жыл бұрын

For shizzle 😂😂😂

@johnmason4724 4 жыл бұрын

@@kjmiller5023 biggest dumbass if I've ever seen one

@eg2821 6 жыл бұрын

“She was born and raised catholic... then she became a whore” Lmao that caught me off guard.

@PeeboTyson 6 жыл бұрын

Is there a difference?

@pedrogates3189 6 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@morkujinirukandji4820 6 жыл бұрын

swamidude better things like?

@marpfel 6 жыл бұрын

swamidude or his infamous high pitched "Lady" :D

@ErikPT 6 жыл бұрын

Eh? I dunno about you but my classmates weren’t even religious too liberal and having kids by the time they were 10th 9th grade. They definitely were NOT Catholic.

@curadhanpowell5007 Жыл бұрын

I love Bill Burr ruffling through his notes in shock at the Wu Tang pick. Hahaha

@TheGoodChap 6 күн бұрын

Wasn't on any of their radar lol

@jayelpresidente 4 ай бұрын

These jokes are timeless. I’ve watched this, Playa Haters and World Series of Dice… all are as funny as ever

@valentevillegas4681 5 жыл бұрын

That handshake the announcers did after talking about OJ Simpson being black again 😂😂😂

@2AForever-wi8yj 5 жыл бұрын

I laugh everytime I see that

@demetriusmiddleton1246 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh... i just fell outta bed on that one!💀💀

@AltCTRLF8 4 жыл бұрын

proof that you don’t hustle the original hustlers

@adrianfytr35 4 жыл бұрын

Thats the funniest part of this hilarious skit!

@jimmys8492 4 жыл бұрын

The look on Dave’s Face after words lol

@themagicbullet7849 5 жыл бұрын

They couldve done this for 30 minutes

@AltCTRLF8 4 жыл бұрын

ikr, the NFL draft has 7 rounds!

@ProxyMinePro 4 жыл бұрын

I would have loved to see them debate the Rachel Dolezal incident.

@AltCTRLF8 4 жыл бұрын

Ozymandias the blacks and whites both trying to give her away

@themagicbullet7849 4 жыл бұрын

@@AltCTRLF8 and thats when the native americans come in with a steal.

@brenonthompson3987 4 жыл бұрын

I'd prefer to watch 3 hours of this than any other sports draft

@linkflorestv87 3 ай бұрын

"We keep Eminem... we'll give you OJ Simpson." "CHUUCH." 😅😅😅

@jesseearles9228 11 ай бұрын

That little walk in the circle after they got OJ makes me laugh so hard everytime😂

@BLee09 5 ай бұрын

Then he wipes his hand off on his suit after shaking his hand 😂

@Vilakazi 5 ай бұрын

Honestly, OJ was a bad trade. They should've insisted on Eminem.

@drakedutra274 3 жыл бұрын

The handshake after “OJ, black again” has be rolling every time 😂

@patrickharrison4763 3 жыл бұрын

Same. Love how he wipes his hand off as well afterwards.

@hip2thabone_da_sticky1 3 жыл бұрын

5:30 😁

@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming 3 жыл бұрын

The handshake after the white announcers list the white picks lol.

@sesemunasia8681 2 жыл бұрын

Haha... I laughed hard. They nailed it

@AQG24 2 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@sirloin2418 5 жыл бұрын

After all these years, I just realized the third announcer is Bill Burr.

@victorcohen2930 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought he looked familiar also... And then I realized... Holy shit it's bill Burr!

@behindthewallsleepin 5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that's awesome!

@joecollier8924 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah man, I rewatched all the seasons and he's on a few of them.

@skoo6588 5 жыл бұрын

Sir Loin 😂😂😂

@stanleyc2978 5 жыл бұрын

@ThatOneAsianBroChick hahahaha

@MDCJ59 Жыл бұрын

When I first saw this, I was wondering who could the Asians choose other than Yao Ming. Then I heard "the RZA, the GZA..." I laughed so hard that it hurt. Dave Chapelle won with this segment.

@ericphillipssr.4381 Жыл бұрын

It’s now 2022, this skit is almost 20 years old and it’s still hilarious! #Classic

@dumaskhan 3 жыл бұрын

"the black delegation requests Eminem."

@marcwright5368 3 жыл бұрын

Should have given him to them.

@hammerdolo6813 3 жыл бұрын

The Jew part had me rolling. "Let's take a look downstairs"

@cajunrando2556 3 жыл бұрын

Wait a godamned minute Rondell

@grammysworld5449 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a hustler baby

@stalinsghostux3318 3 жыл бұрын

You can have him 😂

@nnich19 3 жыл бұрын

The most underrated part of this whole thing is that all asians are represented by the Chinese delegation.

@forwarddiscipline 3 жыл бұрын

It's just like the u.n.!

@peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 жыл бұрын

@@forwarddiscipline What?!

@forwarddiscipline 3 жыл бұрын

@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 that's a ccp totalitarian regime joke. Those organs won't harvest themselves, you know? Those child laborers won't enslave themselves, you know? Those undesired ethnicities that are still ethnically chinese won't delete themselves, you know? Those officials at the W.H.O. wont bribe themselves, you know? Those u.n. delegates from other asian countries won't bow to CCP authority by threatening themselves and their own families with t1orture and d1eath, you know? It's all hilarious. Lmao! So funny!

@dr.j7542 3 жыл бұрын

@@forwarddiscipline you haven't said anything. Lol. Please will you stop speaking in these backwards riddles???

@forwarddiscipline 3 жыл бұрын

@@dr.j7542 no and fuck you anyways. How long you been reading english? "You didnt say anything anyways." Liar. The opposite is true. I said many things, many ways. Pick one and fuck off.

@jongon0848 Жыл бұрын

The dance the Asians do when they get the Wu Tang Clan kills me every time🤣🤣🤣

@_Adie 8 ай бұрын

No matter how many times I see this skit, I always get hype when the Wu Tang gets drafted.

@Magido89 4 жыл бұрын

Casually calling Madonna a whore always cracks me up. Bill burr is a legend

@354allday 4 жыл бұрын

He spoke facts thou

@eyeheartsushi2212 4 жыл бұрын

Scott Humphreys So what does that say about J-Lo, these days? 😂😂😂

@jozinek876 4 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT, just noticed it was Bill Burr ;)

@clarkerots9348 4 жыл бұрын

Chappelle and Burr together is comedy gold!

@rockemack 4 жыл бұрын

LOL he called her a whore LOL! Comedy fellas, amirite?

@ThatOtherRaccoon 4 жыл бұрын

Mos Def doesn't get enough credit for his acting in this.

@julianhernandez2322 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for pointing that out..I had no idea that was Mos Def...

@steveepic5957 4 жыл бұрын

Where was he!?

@julianhernandez2322 4 жыл бұрын

@@steveepic5957 He was the representative for the Black delegation...

@sydneyjoseph2323 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks you!!! 💯😘

@ThatOtherRaccoon 4 жыл бұрын

@@steveepic5957 that's how good of a job he did lol. The dude was unrecognizable.

@Harcorwrestler Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much Dave Chappell for making these skits that can longer be made. You had a small window to make these skits and it was put out before the window closed forever to do things kinds of skits.

@derekz5243 5 ай бұрын

if this isn't the greatest comedy sketch of all time, I don't know what is

@KGillis 3 жыл бұрын

This is the calmest I've ever seen Bill Burr.

@kylemiller7562 3 жыл бұрын

" and they prolly still complain " " man f. you " cracks me up everytime

@voodoochile6796 3 жыл бұрын

Also it's pretty impressive that all his funniest lines here are improvised, and they kept it in the show

@ServerYT 3 жыл бұрын

He was pretty mellow in Breaking Bad, considering the possibilities...

@DivyaKalasua 3 жыл бұрын

Bill burr : that's not even funny. Where is the punchline

@Str8Deenin47 3 жыл бұрын

@@kylemiller7562 that PC laugh cracks me up. Y’all know that laugh lmao.

@seanno9744 4 жыл бұрын

The most underrated line in this sketch is “She was born and raised catholic; then she became a whore”

@CourtTV. 4 жыл бұрын

He may be mandonna transvestigative stuff is still up

@manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 жыл бұрын

As if there's a difference...

@matthewrock4725 4 жыл бұрын

@InMyCudiZzZone it definitely is.

@mursuka80 4 жыл бұрын

It is funny because it is true. And now she has become insane.

@JDMimeTHEFIRST 4 жыл бұрын

Seann O Madonna was never even promiscuous, not that anything’s wrong with that. She sang about sex sometimes. . . Like most pop artists, except she wasn’t a dude while doing it and she hired gay backup dancers and promoted safe sex during the aids crisis. But yeah, misogynists dudes can call her a whore if that’s what acting like a man or grown women means. The whole sketch was hilarious so I still love this sketch . . But that “joke” fell flat / just not funny. Everyone has hits and misses

@tpd1399 Жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr…what a duo

@ThorHanson2005 8 ай бұрын

1:03 bro doing the robot is knocking me out 😂😂😂

@mfundoceleh8386 3 жыл бұрын

we didn't get Eminem and we lost the Wu-Tang clan, the struggle is real.

@LegoYoda7225 2 жыл бұрын

You got OJ and lost Collin Powell and Condoleeza Rice. Sounds like a win to me

@b-head6961 2 жыл бұрын

@@LegoYoda7225 also got tiger woods lol

@alexmurphy5289 2 жыл бұрын

@@LegoYoda7225 Lenny Kravitz catching strays out here

@bobjones2041 2 жыл бұрын

You mean "shtruggo"

@b-head6961 2 жыл бұрын

@@MichaelBrown-rg8oi you tweakin fam rewatch it lol

@sonnyblack0870 4 жыл бұрын

Chapelle’s white guy impersonation is basically Barrack Obama 😂

@lionelpolo221 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@nubreed13 4 жыл бұрын

I like how his white person is named chuck taylor after the shoes.

@OMGpandemic 4 жыл бұрын

"There's a white man talking here!"

@sonnyblack0870 4 жыл бұрын

emart88 Hah I didnt even catch that

@50ways2leave5 4 жыл бұрын

@@nubreed13 Wiz Khalifa TGOD lol! luv it

@elberthiggins6667 9 ай бұрын

I think I've watched this sketch 100 times. Still funny; still laughing.

@tanyabinion7796 Жыл бұрын

So blessed to have met Dave and tell him how much he means.

@DawnoftheDan_ 4 жыл бұрын

“So long fried rice hello fried chicken” is one of the funniest lines ever 😂😂😂😂😂

@donaldnickman4119 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for repeating Dave’s joke for internet points😂😂it’s really lit when you text out the funniest joke so it spoils it for everybody🤣🤣🤙🏼💯

@DawnoftheDan_ 4 жыл бұрын

Donald nickman sry for spoiling that almost 20 yr old joke. You’re a lil too sensitive for KZfaq Donnie

@yoboichill0842 3 жыл бұрын

For shizzle

@rondoggish 3 жыл бұрын

@@donaldnickman4119 you're sense of humor is this small 🤏

@HankyPanky44 3 жыл бұрын

@@donaldnickman4119 Spoils it how? Watch the vid before the comments...

@rigonosaurusa.8856 5 жыл бұрын

When the blacks tried to get Eminem 😂😂😂

@howardbaxter2514 5 жыл бұрын

White delegation won’t ever give up Eminem. We consider him an asset and not trade material.

@angelab2003 5 жыл бұрын

I'd trade eminem for Obama.

@JohnSmith-ox3gy 5 жыл бұрын

Will Lean Remember to thank Obama for his sacrifice.

@2AForever-wi8yj 5 жыл бұрын

@@angelab2003 WHY. I'd give Obama to the blacks for a 5th round draft pick

@howardbaxter2514 5 жыл бұрын

Will Lean fuck no you ain’t. The white delegation ain’t ever gonna give up Eminem and NF. Only way we would give up either one of them is if we get several quality players (as in 1st and 2nd round pick quality) from the black delegation. Obama is worth, at best, an early 2nd round pick. Tack on few more people and then maybe we might trade. But we definitely ain’t giving up an Eminem for just an Obama.

@dancolonna6590 10 ай бұрын

“There’s always FUBU” 🤣🤣🤣

@CLRacing12 Жыл бұрын

This skit just proves that we can laugh at something extremely funny making fun of anyone and everyone, we need more of this….

@mobyghost1897 5 жыл бұрын

“Tough break n***a, there’s always fubu” lmao

@MarkSmith-lz5rk 4 жыл бұрын

@Gregory McDonald it was early 2000

@itsjustg1 4 жыл бұрын

I READ THIS COMMENT AS HE SAID IT 😂 freaked me out because we were in sync

@chiensyang 4 жыл бұрын

Wu Tang Clan is no longer a group of Black rappers, but a group of Asian rappers with very very very dark skin.

@chiensyang 4 жыл бұрын

@Long Live Rhodesia, Some Asian Indians have dark skin too.

@geno5299 4 жыл бұрын

Many Asians live in the tropics by the Pacific and Indian Ocean. So we already have dark skin. Those with lighter skins are the ones who live up north. OR are the low self esteemed ones and they put on some bleaching lotion.

@chiensyang 4 жыл бұрын

@Long Live Rhodesia, What does that even mean?! I have seen and personally known many successful dark-skin Asians. Moreover, people who are bias toward light skin-tone are the ones who equate light skin-tone to beauty, not success.

@1critrune319 4 жыл бұрын

So Chigga then?

@OdaSwifteye 4 жыл бұрын

@@1critrune319 *CHIGGA NOW*

@psilocin9533 Жыл бұрын

Its too bad Chapelle and comedy central had a falling out, would be awesome to see new episodes.

@zahidkhan5733 Жыл бұрын

what falling out? he's on the top of his game, most people don't care what a few trannazis think

@bretttheillustrator Жыл бұрын

they would never put this on tv

@sguti392 Жыл бұрын

All these years later and this is still gold. This is comedy at its best.

@PrimetimeD 6 жыл бұрын

Asian delegation killed it in this draft.

@USCTrojansOwn 6 жыл бұрын

PrimetimeD fucking steel of the draft!!!! Lmao

@Walking-MY-Path 6 жыл бұрын

They came in clutch.

@toweleeeie301 5 жыл бұрын

And they had last pick. The whole Wu might I add. Definitely the best pick of the night

@willedwards6234 5 жыл бұрын

Melvin Diggs 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂

@funnybleepbloopthing 5 жыл бұрын

Melvin Diggs i don't think the Asian or quarter German delegation would let Lee go.

@abdoulayecamara8077 3 жыл бұрын

The black guy wiping his hand off after agreeing to take OJ 😂

@jblack8149 3 жыл бұрын

Mos Def his name

@irelandevr4046 3 жыл бұрын

@@jblack8149 You beat me to it....😒😂

@Vrussk 3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it, what's the meaning of the hand wipe?

@Bellathebear777 3 жыл бұрын

Rflmao 😅😅😅

@GetUpTheMountains 3 жыл бұрын

@@Vrussk The joke is that he thinks shaking hands with the white delegate is gross, and reluctantly does it only to seal the deal. Regretting having to touch the white delegate, he wipes his hand to clean it. Hilarious.

@jesuschristislord7754 Жыл бұрын

5:39 that finger wiggle lol

@MrsMacLover 3 ай бұрын

What a day

@joneschilufya867 20 күн бұрын

And the disgust from Chappelle 😂😂

@Squidej7zg Жыл бұрын

Thought people forgot about Elian Gonzalez. Kinda glad his name still gets thrown around sometimes.

@MELOFROMCUBA Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 how I could I forget tgeybbb made me see all that drama in tv back in school when I was in cuba

@abefroman8528 3 жыл бұрын

This is what comedy should be. Everything and everyone should be fair game.

@MeEncantaMoss 3 жыл бұрын

You should look up what "punching up" is

@carlosacta8726 3 жыл бұрын

TOTALLY!!!

@yerr2396 3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@nickdrexler6076 3 жыл бұрын

Hey bro I agree everyone needs to grow a sense a humor again life’s to short and if it’s a morality contest everyone is gonna lose!

@abefroman8528 3 жыл бұрын

@@MeEncantaMoss triggered tard. Go sit in a corner

@chuyozuna2398 4 жыл бұрын

“He’s been discriminated, had death threats and date white women, sounds like a black guy to me” 😂😂😂

@ericoliver1603 4 жыл бұрын

So long fried rice, hello fried chicken😂😂😂

@GreedAndSelfishness 4 жыл бұрын

Hah black men hate their own race

@theophilusmartins5822 4 жыл бұрын

@@GreedAndSelfishness lol you're missing the point.

@MicahiLove 3 жыл бұрын

This show is iconic

@jordan12118 3 жыл бұрын

@@Junkman2008 Some people aren't smart enough to understand

@KingAlanI 4 ай бұрын

reminded of this classic because NFL Twitter is talking a lot about a hypothetical game between white vs black stars, including where mixed race players would go

@hoedenbesteller 5 ай бұрын

I can watch this skit over and over... it's brilliant

@mel-bp1kp 2 жыл бұрын

Dave and Bill have a great chemistry on this one they both delivered especially the passive aggressive insults.

@amberlyn28 Жыл бұрын

Right!!!! And 5:40 😂😂😂

@hannahsanchez3648 Жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oahli7uflcuvn6s.html

@C.J.80 5 жыл бұрын

"So long fried rice... Helllooooo Fried Chicken"!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@randyh.7782 5 жыл бұрын

Why not both? 😋

@joshkusiak7613 5 жыл бұрын

Randy H. Fried rice chicken

@eli8444 4 жыл бұрын

@@joshkusiak7613 Chicken fried rice.

@phillipcoleman6422 4 жыл бұрын

He did lose all his endorsements tho..... Dave called that one

@thelasthourgetready 4 жыл бұрын

Randy H. because hes officialy black dont you get the sketch?

@greggasco2153 5 ай бұрын

"There is no hustlin' me, you're talking to the Ultimate Hustler!" LOL So funny, many comment "Ahead of it's time" dang rite Dave Chappelle was ahead of his time!

@EyeSmiteThee Жыл бұрын

Wow this certainly brings back some core memories from my early 20’s. Had every season on dvd 📀 😂😂

@darthdredz 4 жыл бұрын

This is so far ahead of its time. Chappelle was brilliant. We need Round 2 of the draft

@keystrix3704 4 жыл бұрын

Nah. It's perfectly of its time and was comedy gold. We just regressed at some point.

@williamwhitfield6225 4 жыл бұрын

Ppl would lose thier fucking minds if you put this on t.v. today. I was laughing my ass off and quating Chappelle's show all through the 8th and 9th grade. The let's get super offended over everything and be outraged at comedians because we literally are to sensitive to handle a joke. I would love to see Richard Pryor brought back in his prime and him and dave go off on the pussification of today's society.

@southbeachtalent 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm Chinese now. This is how I feel inside!"

@chrisshields5448 4 жыл бұрын

Round 2 would be hilarious, especially now

@wuhansam 4 жыл бұрын

//Ariana grande, zendaya, Dwayne Johnson and Drake enter chat.//

@romilrh 2 жыл бұрын

When a skit is incredibly dumb and incredibly smart at the same time, it's a masterpiece of comedy

@dusk6159 2 жыл бұрын

Not surprising that it's crafted by two top echelon guys like Chapelle and Bill.

@SumChap1 Жыл бұрын

Comedians are a lot smarter than they act.

@xnoybis9967 Жыл бұрын

Not dumb at all it’s hilarious and true

@WioWio-sf5pc Жыл бұрын

just imagine doing something like this in todays murica...

@inconnu4961 Жыл бұрын

@@WioWio-sf5pc Thats why its funnier now! We know those innocent days are LOOOONG gone!

@DbgVeldri 6 ай бұрын

"so long fried rice hello fried chicken" gets me every time

@davidwillis2388 8 ай бұрын

This skit is just as hilarious now as when it aired. Even so I'm almost embarrassed how much it gets quoted in my circles! Timeless comedy from Dave

@jpbostonian 3 жыл бұрын

This will forever be one of the greatest skits ever

@speak_no_evil 3 жыл бұрын

Yessir this and dear sister

@carlosreid51 2 жыл бұрын

In this Marxist era yes

@jpbostonian 2 жыл бұрын

@@carlosreid51 I dont want to start anything but we do not live in a marxist era.

@jessavila4649 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite was the prince episode lol

@jessavila4649 2 жыл бұрын

@@jpbostonian we are now bro

@joaovictortavares5111 3 жыл бұрын

"He's been discriminated against in his time, he's had death threats, and he dates a white woman. Sounds like a black guy to me." Damn!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@dallaswood4117 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah this was made back before people got butt hurt so easily

@Rojomoto405 3 жыл бұрын

Dallas Wood since when did people get butt hurt

@ranjanbiswas3233 3 жыл бұрын

@@Rojomoto405 2013

@c.galindo9639 3 жыл бұрын

He also cheated on his wife. Sounds very Black as well

@c.galindo9639 3 жыл бұрын

@@Rojomoto405 since comedy was made

@wollam11 Жыл бұрын

The Black Delegation trades Hershel Walker, Candance Owens, Kanye West, Tim Scott, and Clarence Thomas for a pack of Now & Laters and an Amazon Prime Membership.

@FG-xc5qj Жыл бұрын

That laid me out! 🤣

@openmike4559 3 ай бұрын

You voted for joe biden. 😮

@HypnoSwag 2 ай бұрын

You want to add Ketanji to that now?

@Jerry-ir8nd 16 күн бұрын

clears throat * craka “Very mature Rondell”😂

@EvanJones-jn7nu 3 жыл бұрын

“We keep Eminem you guys get OJ” best deal in history

@Craiglaca1 3 жыл бұрын

That’s messed up

@EvanJones-jn7nu 3 жыл бұрын

@@Craiglaca1 how

@bennyatthebank 3 жыл бұрын

This is what comedy should be. Everything and everyone should be fair game.

@kimbanj3703 3 жыл бұрын

@@Craiglaca1 awwwww who’s the little snowflakey???

@Craiglaca1 3 жыл бұрын

@@kimbanj3703 your mother still liked it

@FrankMontes24 3 жыл бұрын

This is a historic moment in comedy. Bill Burr, The Wu-Tang Clan, and Dave Chappelle all together!

@damnaion1027 3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Mos Def.

@larryguerra4656 2 жыл бұрын

Mos Def too!

@phonymex3340 2 жыл бұрын

How tf you leave out Mos Def kid. Must be young & dumb!

@sleazymeezy 2 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is a hack. All he does is yell unfunny things and swear. That's not comedy.

@boomermoreno 2 жыл бұрын

-Dave Chappelle -Wu-Tang Clan -Mos Def -Bill Burr -Bill Burr's Hair

@Heatfan96 Жыл бұрын

This skit aged like fine wine I swear 😂

@dystealwobble5851 Жыл бұрын

"Thick thighs, no felonies.. would've been a great pickup" Such a prime Mel Kiper breakdown.

@5PercentTint Жыл бұрын

The way rondell wipes his hand off after the handshake kills me so I missed that line for a long time

@ralphlopez3077 8 ай бұрын

Dude 😂

@joeo5484 6 ай бұрын

All he was missing was a “and you’d be hard pressed to tell me otherwise” at the end 😂😂

@CGS325 3 жыл бұрын

“Hey would you cut the marlarkey, there’s a white guy talking...SILENCIO, UNGAWA!!” 😂😂😂

@rudymarroquin397 3 жыл бұрын

Omg that part had me dying 😂😂😂😂

@treroney4720 3 жыл бұрын

@@rudymarroquin397 what does Ungawa mean

@andrewmitchell5800 3 жыл бұрын

@@treroney4720 it was used by filmakers in the 1930s for when Tarzan communicated with the natives and the wild animals

@goeatsomesh1t 3 жыл бұрын

NO MALARKEY, was Bidens campaign slogan buahahahaha

@ComOneMaybe 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

@GalactusOG Жыл бұрын

"And they'll probably still complain" -GOAT

@leegoddard2618 Жыл бұрын

Been 20+ yrs Dave. You still make me laugh. 🤣👍

@drivewaystar6485 3 жыл бұрын

That guy doing the robot is the greatest running joke in the history of television.

@hip2thabone_da_sticky1 3 жыл бұрын

1:03 the dude in the *red shirt* 😆

@june2420111 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha always makes me laugh

@Nightowl333 3 жыл бұрын

Lol I laughed so hard when I saw it

@brandonowen9881 2 жыл бұрын

@_jeff _ The joke is that guy is always in the background of random Chapelle skits doing the robot. Like the John Mayer one: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d86YqdCr18XUiqM.html

@REGINASONGZ727 2 жыл бұрын

Right he kills me every time i see him😂😂

@Smellie069 4 жыл бұрын

“OJ Simpson black again” does hand shake

@NewAgeSlaves 4 жыл бұрын

Lol nah they did the sht from how high "popcorn player"

@COO415 4 жыл бұрын

@Leamen. I could watch this skit a million times, that good riddance handshake cracks me up, always 😂

@chriscastillo4275 3 жыл бұрын

NewAgeSlaves mf’s been doing what u call the popcorn playa (

@JoshAintSoCool Жыл бұрын

This is why I think Dave can’t be cancelled. His comedy has always been about walking that thin line while at the same time not being afraid to step over it here and there. Always showing it’s okay to laugh at ourselves and NO ONE was off the table. There’s a reason his show left a massive void when he left Comedy Central. It couldn’t be replicated.

@jasoncody1537 9 ай бұрын

And it never will be.... Can't be imitated or duplicated

@hotdamndan9892 4 жыл бұрын

"That's very mature, Rondell,." Damn, Chappelle's white man is so convincing. 😂

@poolq422 4 жыл бұрын

He called him a cracker 😅 3:58

@mario6sic6 4 жыл бұрын

Well i think its malarky

@anthonyanth8368 3 жыл бұрын

@@mario6sic6 Oooh i see that's were Joe Biden got his bus slogan from

@inlinechris 3 жыл бұрын

pᴉoʌ ʞɔvlq yes we have ears too

@VivaLaDnDLogs 3 жыл бұрын

Love how when people won't stop booing, he says something profoundly racist to shock them speechless. That's my race, yep.

@Strugglingambitious_ 6 жыл бұрын

Rondel: Black delegation request Eminem Chuck Taylor: wait a god damn minute rondel that's not part of the bargain 😭😭

@ChantzKacey 6 жыл бұрын

Dirty money Capo 😂Lol, I always cracked up on that part! Mos Def’s acting has always been underrated I swear!

@devzeppelin 6 жыл бұрын

5:12 😂😂

@IamKrissyKO 6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@gregakagreat 6 жыл бұрын

Dirty money Capo I love the Chuck Taylor character.

@urRAWRsoundsfunnyLOL 6 жыл бұрын

They wanna give him up now tho 😭

@MrP_86 3 ай бұрын

Phenomenal on so many levels. This skit was genius

@kristoffersevillena7657 10 ай бұрын

I'll never forget missing the rest of the skit because I was laughing so hard that the Asians picked the Wu Tang Clan.

@kookie37 3 жыл бұрын

"The RZA, The GZA, U-God, Inspectah Deck, Ghostface Killah. The Wu-Tang Clan!"

@epixdevo3180 3 жыл бұрын

Chessboxing

@athumanuwayo5774 3 жыл бұрын

What about method

@kookie37 3 жыл бұрын

@@athumanuwayo5774 m-e-t-h-o-d man

@MrJJr-lw9zq 3 жыл бұрын

What about Ol dirty

@georgepanagos3760 3 жыл бұрын

Raekwon tha Chef?

@dinosaursneverexisted8985 3 жыл бұрын

This is probably my favorite Chappelle sketch. It highlights how goofy racial stereotyping is, and trying to put people into categories is. As hilarious as it is genius

@rickybobby7549 2 жыл бұрын

All stereotypes are true. Asians can’t drive for example

@adeelm9028 2 жыл бұрын

@@rickybobby7549 that's why the best drifters are Asian

@rickybobby7549 2 жыл бұрын

@@adeelm9028 drifting is dumb.

@adeelm9028 2 жыл бұрын

@@rickybobby7549 skill nonetheless

@JonHop1 2 жыл бұрын

If a white person did this sketch it'd be banned on YT and all other woke social media platforms.. Shows how absurd it is these days... Can barely joke about anything race-related. Its destroying comedy and our ability to have a laugh at each other. Not everything needs to be so PC and perfect. We are human afterall and each one of us is flawed.

@camotophat Жыл бұрын

What I wouldn't give for Chappelle to do another one of these drafts on SNL or something.

@Darthloozer Жыл бұрын

Who’d be up for grabs in 2023? I feel like Awkwafina would be the Asians first choice. She’s been talking black and accused of cultural appropriation for several years…

@orchidpanda2253 29 күн бұрын

SNL? That's where comedy goes to die these days. I literally came to this vid b/c I tried to watch an SNL skit but couldn't make it past 30 seconds and wanted to throw up.

@sugarrefined645 4 жыл бұрын

The white man saying he’s the ultimate hustler went over a lot of people’s heads 😂😂

@bdlblob 4 жыл бұрын

@surfitlive cope schwoogie

@sugarrefined645 4 жыл бұрын

Wade I was around 5 or 6 when this first came out 😂 my family always had it on growing up.

@pyrotechnics3269 4 жыл бұрын

Volkisch lmao

@uncharted7againblackking256 4 жыл бұрын

deep comment

@DraconusStar 4 жыл бұрын

@surfitlive Oh shit nigga -- that last part. Open ya third eye type shit lol

@tb-mo9076 2 жыл бұрын

Poor Tiger lost all his endorsements: "Tough break, n*, there's always FUBU." 😂😂😂

@DaviJaye 2 жыл бұрын

Do people still wear Fubu? 🤣🤣🤣

@bakcort 2 жыл бұрын

@@DaviJaye yes Sir Mr. Jaye I wear fubu workout socks and running shoes

@mrjanemba 2 жыл бұрын

Shame how true that rang years later

@scottshannon9566 Жыл бұрын

@m_train1 "FUTBU"

@scottshannon9566 Жыл бұрын

@m_train1 you literally wrote "FUTBU"

@babyfacespod 3 ай бұрын

“OJ Black again” 😭😭😭

@robertwelch266 Жыл бұрын

That hand shake about oj kills me every time

@yooque5706 5 жыл бұрын

You will never ever see this type of content on TV ever again.

@departmentofdate2263 5 жыл бұрын

Dont be so sure

@howardbaxter2514 4 жыл бұрын

At least not anytime soon

@MarkSmith-lz5rk 4 жыл бұрын

Lol south park does more offensive shit than this regularly...they showed a depiction of Mohammad for God's sakes which is basically sacrilegious to muslims...

@OvSpP 4 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding me? TV had gotten WAAAAAY more controversial since this, and with Netflix and stuff too? Not only could this happen again, but I would likely be dirtier!

@fruitypeebils 4 жыл бұрын

@tristin117 tell that to the employees of Charlie Hebdo

@ariazeweri2594 3 жыл бұрын

“He’s been discriminated against in his time, he’s had death threats, and he dates a white women. Sounds like a black guy to me.” 🤣💀

@einundsiebenziger5488 3 жыл бұрын

"... dates a white woman*" (singular) or "... dates * white women" (plural)

@Eagle0watch7dv 2 жыл бұрын

"The White delegation picks Candice Ownens and Tyrone Magnus"

@DKKing-pu2fq 2 жыл бұрын

@@Eagle0watch7dv why Tyrone Magnus?

@Eagle0watch7dv 2 жыл бұрын

@@MixedRogueKhorri I can agree with that.

@JeromeProductions 2 жыл бұрын

@@Eagle0watch7dv his woman isnt white, shes like hispanic

@bryce____1114 3 ай бұрын

The whites giving back OJ always gets me😂

@MuteDaMxck 3 ай бұрын

Above accordingly are my digits for one on one convo. I do have something to clarify and also something important to share as well. I will be expecting your message ~ Cheers.Miles.