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"Is that poop coming out of your mouth?"

But what happens if you are an argonian?

I legit thought that line was due to me being a khajiit

this line gets really unpleasant once you are not in you 20s anymore..trust me

Arnbjorn: "You are... moon-born." Khajiit: "You know your Khajiit lore it seems"

Khajiit finds your detective skill impressive

@@1lham_editsWares*

I love mass effect XD

This one finds you to be astute in the obvious.

Khajiit not know what speak guard speak about

Let me rephrase that. "This one wonders what gave it away."

@@heramaaroricon4738 thank you lol

Fun fact argonians have ears. Or rather ear holes.

​@@Not-an-Alien That's an uncomfortable thought

@@gavinziozios1431 Its the undeniable truth

​@@Not-an-Alienhow big or rather how small are these ear holes you speak of, just out of curiosity

@@gl9040 Reptiles usually have them covered with a thin skin layer, so they are technically not holes.

Then what’s stopping you from making it a mod and doing your own voice acting for it?

@@heavenandhello6629 I'm not a mod maker, sadly :(

Companions vs vampiric snow elves maybe

so long as it's better than twilight, which shouldn't be too hard

From what I know that’s what Dawnguard was supposed to be. It was supposed to be a war between werewolves and vampires but the whole DLC was rewritten.

A khajit doesn't change forms with the moon rather the phase of the moon at their birth determines what form they take. But the form is permanent.

@Not-an-Alien Yeah. I realize that after I wrote it. If you want a race that can change forms, might I recommend the Bosmer? (Wood Elves) They don't do it anymore because of The Green Pact, which states that "No Bosner should ever eat or harm plant life, change forms," and a few other things. They used to be able to do something called "The Wild Hunt." Which allowed them to Shapeshift into a wild monster. They could only do it in groups, and would only do it if it was a life-or-death situation. As they couldn't change back, and after the threat was dealt with, all the Bosmer would turn on each other and fight until one remains.

@@GlitchedMuse the green pact is messed up. It states that while in valen wood any creature of flesh killed by a bosmer ANY, including people, the bosmer must then eat the slain body. All of it. And they have a time limit in which to do so.

I was your 101st like on this comment

@@GlitchedMuse that doesn't seem like a particularly safe way to get out of a life threatening situation, honestly

The guard after somehow hearing this "uuuuuhhhhhh invisibility magic go"

"I used to have normal vision like you. Then I took a an arrow with an enhance vision potion to the knee"

​@@spiffygonzales5160was it golden arrow tho?

Or me, wearing an ebony helmet: you cant even see my face or ears you dunce

Ear holes… you don’t expect to sneak around if your ears are covered and you can’t hear anyone around you? Do you? Dummy?

My thoughts on Harkons monologue; "What a grand and intoxicating innocence." 🤣

especially considering BOTH races are awful in terms of "power". Vampires can't do anything against machines and the amount of damage they do is pre-set, so if for example you're way over-leveled, even that % max health damage won't do enough fast enough. Their summons are awful too compared to the regular gargoyles. The only reason to pick vampire is if you're a sneak or illusion user and depending upon what mods you use, not worth the daylight, fire and light weakness XD

@@nathanielbass771 tell me you don't know how to play Skyrim without telling me you don't know how to play Skyrim

@@Not-an-Alien the damage that the races can do is preset with a max of something like 240 for a werewolf power attack which would be up to 720 if you can hit all 3 hits of a dual power attack without blowing the target away from you. On normal difficulty, this is barely enough to deal with a bandit by the time you hit that level... Vampire lord? Not only is it glitched, you're locked out of all of its beneficial items if you don't join Harkon. Both of these neglect: transformation does not negate damage; all nearby non-faction creatures become hostile upon transformation. The class is very poorly documented as well with the "drain life" blood magic not even being a known damage value... Meanwhile, you lose health, magicka and stamina in sunlight and are 50% more vulnerable to fire ...one of the most common damage types in the game.

The dragon born is a legit god

Meanwhile if you're still just a base person they still attack, you'd think they'd smell the wolf on you regardless

@@darthrevan5609 Perhaps it's only a faint smell when just a humanoid? That could explain it.

wolves are more civilized than right wingers confirmed

"Smell like me a little bit, but also smell and look like meat alot a bit. Must eat"​@@T32Squad

Pros to being a werewolf: Does not get attacked by wolves Friends with the Frostmoon Pack Friends with the Companions Regain health by feasting on the dead Increased damage Increased speed Cons to being a werewolf: Attracts unnecessary attention and gets attacked Easy target Allergic to silver Cannot be friends with Harkon and his followers Cannot receive the well rested buff Pros to being a vampire lord: Eternal life Increased health Friends with Harkon and his followers Cons to being a vampire lord: Allergic to sunlight Cannot be friends with the Frostmoon Pack, Companions, or the Dawnguard

Really... I thought I'd added it 🤔

That make sense.

There’s literally mods for that.

That’s actually a thing. Werelions are more common in Elsweyer and werecrocodiles are more common in Black Marsh. The type of lycanthrope you become merely depends on the lycanthrope that infects you.

Weregators, that would be a Deathclaw

Argonians could be also pseudodragons as well.

If I were a guard and saw an Argonian with fur and ears at the same time, I'd be convinced my mead was spiked with skooma.

@@brandonkirk5236 guard:what in talos

Best unarmed race in the game. Basically breaks game balance for the first 7 levels. So good.

@@KiraSlith Not if you make an unarmed build. Then it's the whole game.

@@ig100magnaguard True, I have done that, but that also means staying at around Level 13 or thereabouts, the only way to get further is with mods or glitched enchanting (though the same could be said about glitch enchanting and ANY build)..

@@KiraSlith You can make unarmed op without enchanting, it's just really boring to get every item, vampirism, op craft and stuff.

​@@PauloSM-rs5hqBatman= Ultimate

Well yeah I wouldn't wanna fight a giant muscler human either

@@sand5305 I guess in this comparison it'd be a gigantic quadrupedal human

It's like when a normal dude comes across a bodybuilder, they can be nice, but they look like/can fold you in a second

@@poggestfrog I think King Kong would fit better in this analysis.

from what I remember, it's only the non-werewolf members of the companions that attack you, but idk

@@nathanielbass771 that's not what I experienced, and I remember the irony that it was Aola the Huntress that attacked me as a random encounter in the wilderness. I once did a "test" and transformed while in Yorvasker and, sure enough, everyone attacked me.

@@DeistPaladinit’s not supposed to work that way, But Bethesda’s motto is “bug testing is for users”

@@Skullhawk13 ain't that the attitude of all corporate software producers? :D

Bethesda magic right there.

It was a bug perhaps. Skyrim is the most broken game of all time.

According to the wiki, the greeting only checks for the completion of "The Silver Hand" quest and not if the player is actually a werewolf.

I got called a thieving little elf even though I am a nord

This is likely because of 1 of 2 things you did after the quest "The Silver Hand". 1) You cured yourself by taking the heads off of the hagravens and then got vampirism somewhere afterwards. 2) You became a Vampire Lord via Harkon's reward for returning Serana which overrides the Werewolf lycanthropy. The game never has a flag that tells itself that you're not a werewolf anymore aside from it not being part of your Powers. It's just a variable of completing "The Silver Hand". From what I understand as a coder, it's a switch variable that makes the dialogue data be added to the table of possible responses, based on either 1 or 0. Which was a sorta lazy way to do it, but it's Bethesda. Lazy coding is why they have so many bugs and interesting interactions.

@@heavenandhello6629 try daggerfall

Eating native people, very manifest destiny

@@shoreshfathi3069 Well if they choose to hang with the Hagravens then one thing is bound to lead to another.

The Khajiit are born under different moon phases too. So they’re technically “moonborn” in a way.

@@ZombieGangster read the second part of the quote

@@jonathanwells223 Huh? Yeah….their cats? Everyone knows that kid. Im not sure what you’re trying to say…

"Yes. I am khajit"

He was in his mansion with all of his followers while you are alone. Even if the vampire lord form wasn't stronger than the werewolf form he would still have no reason to fear you considering he had the numbers advantage.

@@Dan713 Dargonborn werewolf vs fodder vampires. yeah okay

​@@NutLump probably doesn't know you are a dragonborn considering he lives in a secluded castle so he likely just thinks you're a low level werewolf

@@Themountain6197 Low level Werewolf in Skyrim could still fold the entire castle. Werewolves in Skyrim are straight busted.

@@TheDapperDragon they cant eat vampire corpses to heal, its likely that they would get overwhelmed by numbers before they could do enough damage

kind of immersion breaking, you'd think at least Hircine would be up to date

A fellow distinguished, cultivated and sadisitic avatar of Hircine stating that remark I must say?

@@fxseb7 Is that fur coming out of your ears?

Extremely old pureblood vampires see all but the most powerful and blessed of hircine’s chosen as prey. Those chosen few they don’t see as prey they see as minor rivals or annoyances.

Furries will choose werewolves 14yo edgelords will choose vampires Based people will choose the simplicity of being a human

@@TheDukeofDeath666 What about mer

@@Tyleregor4588 if you are talking about elves i dont count them as living sentient creatures and their only purpose in life is being killed by me

@@TheDukeofDeath666 Or you could just enjoy the game.

​@@TheDukeofDeath666boring..

It’s on Solsthiem, near the Temple of Miraak from what I remember! You can go to the Retching Netch in Ravenrock and ask the barkeep there about local rumours to try to get a direct marker to Frostmoon Crag. I believe they’ll only properly interact or speak with you if you have lycanthropy.

@@SwiftHasOreos if I recall they have dialogue for vamps and mortals too. I'll have to check just to make sure.

they're cool because you can buy the werewolf equivalent of the vampire power rings from them.

They have really powerful rings that can actually make being a werewolf worth it, such as -infinite transformations- and hp regen

@@WaveOfDestiny The infinite tf ring is from Sinding's questline, not the frostmoon crag werewolves.

It's been so long, but I remember mauling everyone in that room in my first playthrough

@@baltoendocrine9783 It's been so long Since I last have seen my son Lost to this monster

don't forget the "glare" effect from the sun and that you no longer recover hp in sunlight (if I remember right)

i like vampire lord but i prefer it with mods... makes it much more fun and immersive, plus some can turn of the text and sun glare (still prefer werewolf though)

The vigilant that you meet in the castle will instantly go hostile and if you fight back the whole dawngaurd attack you. If you are a werewolf just starting dawngaurd bring a charm spell.

@@zionsgates3873 Okay that is REALLY good to know, thanks for the heads up!

Dragon born: I only look at those who are worth my time

Nah. You've just been drinking too much mead 🤣🤣🤣

Thats Elder Scrolls lore for you lol and its alllll canon too.

“Spirit of a dragon “

Its hinted in this that werewolfs have increased smell even when in human form , when the male voice actor says this he doesn't know you at first then he sniffs the air and realizes you are a werewolf

@@blindlark6468 ,

Sometimes what you think is a werewolf/vampire, might just be a person with bad hygiene.

Werewolves MIGHT also be slightly more accepted in society? They aren't stronger than usual unless they transform in which case everyone will attack you. Werewolves also seem more... direct as all they can do is transform while Vampires are "harder" to detect and have access to all kinds of sneaky evil shit like seduction, blood drainage and stealth stuff. But according to the elder scroll of reality Vampires won't be attacked on sight even when bloodstarved, if you have Dawnguard that is. I think it's kind of weird that the guards attack a higher stage Vampire as that shows that he had not sucked someone's blood in some time. I would be more suspicious of "fresh looking" Vampires as they had to have recently eaten someone. But then higher level Vampirism gives you all sorts of nasty spells guards don't like to see. But but then the same spells are available to any medium-level wizard so...

@@caucasoidape8838 Fact: Cleaner people actually get more sick. It's because they don't let their immune system build up. Just because something is "dirt" or a "germ" it doesn't translate to being unhealthy. It's sweat that can have more harmful effects. Years of not washing yet not sweating? Fine. But the moment one sweats then that can lead to something like pneumonia. Same goes for rain. Basically, wet bad, dry good. Heat is better for health. It makes the bodies immune system more active.

Dead meme. What are you, 14?

@@CoffeeSuccubus kinda sus

Being Argonian makes things even weirder. Would have been pretty badass though, if you could turn into a small dragon, some bipedal huge and powerful croc like Killer Croc, or something like that, lol.

@@StimkySkunko While it's not in game, that's a thing in lore. Just like there are different strands of vampirism, there are different strands of lycanthropy that can turn people into were-crocodiles, werebears, etc

Werewolf Khajiits and on minor degree argonians, any race but Nord as a stormcloak supporter, imperial supporter as a member of the Dark Brotherhood... Those just feels wrong.

Werewolf Khajiits and on minor degree argonians, any race but Nord as a stormcloak supporter, imperial supporter as a member of the Dark Brotherhood... Those just feels wrong.

​@@SunburstGuitarsDanmy Breton joined the imperials while working for the dark brotherhood to get close to the emperor then I gave the crown which I kept until then to ulfrics to drive out the thalmor from Skyrim.

Dragonborn: [quicksaves] Harkon: [sweats]

If you think that save/load is just Akatosh rewinding time back to a specific point every time Dragonborn dies Dragonborn really doesn't fear death

you have to get lycanthropy from the companions. the ring of hircine only gives you infinite transformations if you're already a werewolf, it does not make you a werewolf