Charles Blondin and the Stolen Point: Citation Needed 7x01
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6 жыл бұрынBack in front of a live studio audience! We start off Season 7 with a tale of bravery, courage, and omelettes.
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@TomScottGo 6 жыл бұрын
We're back! Welcome to all the recent subscribers to this channel, who have no idea what's about to hit them.
@NathanCho 6 жыл бұрын
ｃｏｏｌ ａｎｄ ｇｏｏｄ
@34638a 6 жыл бұрын
NEW SEASON HYPE!!!
@BeyondTheScreens 6 жыл бұрын
HI Tom Love the vid. Not an issue but have you ever noticed the black dot optical illusion in the window on the set i cant help but notice it!!!!
@gmdille 6 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, do yourself a favor and go watch all the previous seasons! They're just as great :)
@antonhelsgaun 6 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott been subscribed for two years. No idea what this is
@FlesHBoX 6 жыл бұрын
Can I just say how jealous I am that you have managed to turn "hanging out with your friends" into a legitimate revenue stream.
@BucketPukes1969 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention doing the most interesting and unusual things you could find to do all around the globe
@Ramboost007 3 жыл бұрын
That's called "starting a podcast"
@OlanKenny 2 жыл бұрын
Well, I don't quite know if it's a revenue stream
@mirjanbouma 2 жыл бұрын
@@OlanKenny it still is, I get ads at the starts of these videos. Tom gets paid.
@gyroscope915 2 жыл бұрын
@@mirjanbouma all videos get ads. Even if the youtuber doesn't make money of it. Its been like that for about two years now. You can't decide not to run ads on your videos anymore, you can just decide not to get paid for those ads
@harrytodhunter5078 6 жыл бұрын
“THE FISH ARE DROWNING” “They seem fine with it!” -Built for leisure, not for speed- Gary Brannan
@kathrinehmunk 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Zevonfan524 6 жыл бұрын
“The fish will...opposite of drown!” Is the best quote to come out of Citation Needed
@aloysiuskurnia7643 2 жыл бұрын
Agree, and the second one for me is "Uhh... Pill."
@thatoneguy9582 2 жыл бұрын
@@aloysiuskurnia7643 “This president is tubby-toast” is also up there imo
@jaimeparker2161 Жыл бұрын
@@thatoneguy9582 panthers?
@pesboi. Жыл бұрын
…supermarket?
@richardmillhousenixon Жыл бұрын
"Are you saying he invented the bucket?"
@JustMe-kp8ik 6 жыл бұрын
a list of flatulists should really be called a flatulist
@mvl71 5 жыл бұрын
You win some pressed catalogues of wind breakers Flat flatulists lists
@genericembarrassingusernam7843 4 жыл бұрын
@@mvl71 I feel like flattened list of flatulists works better rhythmically
@generallybored331 4 жыл бұрын
You could set it on fire too so it would be a flaming flattened list of flatulists
@westcheap 3 жыл бұрын
@@generallybored331 Narrow it down to flatulists who can easily be set on fire from a peninsula between the Gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic Ocean to make a flaming flattened list of flammable Floridian flatulists.
@sohamsengupta6470 3 жыл бұрын
@@westcheap You appear to have missed out the geographical bit of your joke my friend
@ianjackson8643 6 жыл бұрын
Noah did build a ship to save at least one type of fish, he built a ship that had multiple levels with tanks on each so that he could take on as many Carp as he could find .............................that's right he built a multi story Carp ark
@AgentWaltonSimons 6 жыл бұрын
Ian Jackson I tip my hat to you, good sir. That was both brilliant and terrible.
@gwenynorisu6883 6 жыл бұрын
That's bad enough that it deserves to be a show ending prize
@Dino-uv2oz 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get it till I read it out loud
@aamocryp 4 жыл бұрын
I do assume though that sweet water fish wouldn’t be able to deal with water levels rising so much that lakes & rivers would get mixed in with the seas. So you might actually need to have some giant fish tanks
@panda4247 4 жыл бұрын
Aamos, you may be right. Though it's just a story
@seanrichardson3485 6 жыл бұрын
So happy this series is back! As a reward you get a saxophonist's young male horse instructed during a rather chilly downpour: John Coltrane's colt trained in the cold rain.
@Powerkillera 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, but what is the saxophonist's horse instructed to do? I would hazard that he's been instructed to aim a revolver at a locomotive. That's right: John Coltrane's colt trained to train his colt on a train in the cold rain.
@LilyRoseGames 5 жыл бұрын
this is perfect @@Powerkillera
@richardmillhousenixon Жыл бұрын
@@Powerkillera ...at a locomotive transporting solid lumps of carbon. John Coltrane's colt trained to train his Colt at a coal train in the cold rain
@KiraFriede 6 жыл бұрын
Bless the person who did the subtitles. I'd be lost without them
@KnowledgePerformance7 5 жыл бұрын
Tom himself
@pitbox6497 6 жыл бұрын
You can always tell when I’ve been watching Citation Needed because my search history gets very weird for about 15 minutes...
@hehehepssst 6 жыл бұрын
+
@st0rmforce 6 жыл бұрын
15 minutes?
@pitbox6497 6 жыл бұрын
Look at the length of the episode. I was hoping I wouldn't have to clarify.
@st0rmforce 6 жыл бұрын
My search history is weird all the time
@onionbot2 4 жыл бұрын
‘Thingy falls’
@ianknight5120 2 жыл бұрын
And now, 4 years later, Tom has video footage of the last working Blondin in Britain!
@jolenethiessen357 Жыл бұрын
And now he has a video where he walks a tightope (not over Niagara Falls though)!
@stojankovacic1524 Жыл бұрын
And now he has also learned tightrope walking!
@matteast1104 Жыл бұрын
Charles Blondin was my Great Great Grandfather. My Great Grandfather was one of 8 of his children and lived in London. I would like to see that video if you have a link. Thank you.
@VivienneGucwa 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I never pictured her in the barrel with a lid on either - thanks for so much laughter today
@FkSarcasticDragonite 6 жыл бұрын
I've just realized that Gary is Karl Pilkington but with the intelligence and experience to back up his claims on exceedingly improbable things.
@sigexp 2 жыл бұрын
Today is the day I've finally seen Tom walk a tightrope, and I immediately thought of this video.
@SassyP17 6 жыл бұрын
PANTHERS?!
@hehehepssst 6 жыл бұрын
+
@tiresias3342 5 жыл бұрын
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@aadishrikher4048 Жыл бұрын
"how did he tightrope walk in a sac?" "carefully."
@lawrencecalablaster568 6 жыл бұрын
I utterly love moments like 10:36 where Gary says something and everyone looks at him and goes "what?"
@requiembeeblebroxx 6 жыл бұрын
People barreling over Niagara Falls do it *proper* Hobbit-style, not like that movie nonsense with the inexplicable water battle.
@panda4247 Жыл бұрын
Walky longy not-fally-downy thingy. Congratulations in your successful walk too, Tom!
@cheetahman515 11 ай бұрын
the absolute no hesitation of the response "wednesday" from Gary.
@ASilentS 6 жыл бұрын
QI is back. Citation Needed is back. What more could I ask for for Christmas!
@maxximumb 6 жыл бұрын
I too am rejoicing.
@matthiassmedlarsen3676 6 жыл бұрын
I really wouldn't mind a version of all the British panel shows but featuring the Citation Needed crew.
@jebsaekam 6 жыл бұрын
We need Tom on QI !
@MrSam4850 6 жыл бұрын
Marc Moreau we need Gary on QI!
@ventusleone 6 жыл бұрын
QI IS BACK!? Christmas is saved!
@lawrencecalablaster568 6 жыл бұрын
It took the boys so long to get to the words "tightrope" and "Niagra".
@IceMetalPunk 6 жыл бұрын
There's a masturbation joke to be made somewhere in this, but I can't quite put it together.
@tyjuji 6 жыл бұрын
IceMetalPunk: Something like: You don't need Niagara if you've already got a tight rope.
@joebleasdale5557 6 жыл бұрын
Hardcore talk about Roland the Farter was more important 😂
@Tonatsi 5 жыл бұрын
I was expecting them to mix the name with 'Viagra' _Viagra falls....._
@JSSMVCJR2.1 2 жыл бұрын
Instead, we've got the most amusig moments of word concocting.
@lawrencecalablaster568 6 жыл бұрын
The wheel spins and lands on France!
@IceMetalPunk 6 жыл бұрын
What wheel? It's just a piece of paper with an arrow and the word "FRANCE" written on it! :D (But to be fair, the wheel once landed on the US, too, so it's definitely a spinny, turny thing.)
@erian3507 6 жыл бұрын
The wheel is 50% France...
@sethrothz 6 жыл бұрын
Any guesses for next time? I think Germany. Just because it's always France or Germany
@keda1981 6 жыл бұрын
Kaushik Varadharajan The robots...ARE pigeons.
@erian3507 6 жыл бұрын
dun dun duuun....
@73APhotography 6 жыл бұрын
Here we see 4 wild Brits in their natural habitat of arguing over silly things. At 04:00 we can see a Brit using their mating call to attract Female Brits. Moving on, we see an American.
@bikeybikebike 6 жыл бұрын
I thought I might get to use a bit of my obscure welsh slate quarry knowledge in a smart comment but you had it covered. 🏴
@shanecorrigan8524 6 жыл бұрын
bikeybikebike the greatest of disappointments
@ivan_thespacebiker 6 жыл бұрын
Obviously he fried the omelette on an iron.
@JudithOpdebeeck Жыл бұрын
can we just apreciate for a sec that the pillow barrel-lady had, was heartshaped. thanks for including that detail
@tylerhamilton1030 6 жыл бұрын
"There's gonna be a flood! GET THE FISH ON!"
@LauraSchmaura 6 жыл бұрын
Oh it was a Get Carter reference! I finally get one of the Michael Caine jokes from the Tech Dif podcast now!
@sirrliv 6 жыл бұрын
2:09 Chris Joel: Error 404: Sanity.exe not found
@yourearsaregreen 6 жыл бұрын
I desperately want Tom to be a guest on QI.
@peterweatherley7669 Жыл бұрын
I’ll be honest I’d rather watch Gary and Alan Davies face-off ;)
@Kraigon42 6 жыл бұрын
I'm going to try using the phrase "flat-a-mo-boinger" somewhere.
@ebiljebus 6 жыл бұрын
I love Citation Needed, but am I wrong for kinda missing the kitchen table setup VS the live audience?
@turtlette 6 жыл бұрын
ebiljebus I think a lot of us feel the same way...
@JamesAColemanFan 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah i preferred the kitchen setup
@LeonNFG 6 жыл бұрын
The applause breaks don’t work as well as their own reactions in my view
@SonOfFurzehatt 6 жыл бұрын
I've just left a comment to the same effect. A small audience is worse than none.
@PrisonerZero 6 жыл бұрын
In the kitchen, it feels more natural whereas with an audience you can see more obviously that they're performing
@kevinbooth- 6 жыл бұрын
When I saw this in my feed, I actually hopped up slightly in my seat and made a little noise.
@LisaMiza 6 жыл бұрын
Chris: The Aerial Sheep Service
@timothymclean 6 жыл бұрын
From all of us on the western side of the Pond, I'd like to give thanks for the new season of Citation Needed.
@vihangdixit87 6 жыл бұрын
How odd; no mystery biscuits in this episode. Have we had one like that before?
@Speederzzz 6 жыл бұрын
Vihang Dixit yeah
@ourboyroy9398 6 жыл бұрын
it's not that rare and if matt guessed cook and omelete instead of egg and spoon race he might have gotten it
@rjfaber1991 6 жыл бұрын
My spreadsheet (yes, I have one too) has only been filled in until the end of series 3 so far, but even within those three series, we had biscuit-less episodes at 1x02, 1x09, 2x02 and 2x07.
@oz_jones 6 жыл бұрын
Robert, you are such a nerd. :D
@ltericdavis2237 6 жыл бұрын
Robert, would be you be willing to share this spreadsheet? This seems like the perfect amount of nerd I need from this.
@michal2788 6 жыл бұрын
3:49 Wrong time to take a drink
@muno 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to drink that later, go on"
@CullenCraft 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the all time classic episodes. It has everything.
@jamesl8640 3 жыл бұрын
I've been watching this for a while now, why do I still sometimes drink when Tom is introducing Gary?
@hotelmario510 2 жыл бұрын
"I must just be naturally funny." *MAKES INTENSE EYE CONTACT WITH THE CAMERA*
@magic_cfw 6 жыл бұрын
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE! **swigs a bottle** MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE! Why is this so entertaining?
@nokatsallowed 6 жыл бұрын
I just got my wisdom teeth out and was just thinking how much I wish I could watch a new episode of this, so thanks for making my day!
@IceMetalPunk 6 жыл бұрын
IT'S BACK! :D Today is Thanksgiving here in the States, and I now know what I'm thankful for :) This show never ceases to have me in stitches, because you're all absolutely bonkers in the best way. Thanks for keeping us entertained
@JayfeatherFan1000 6 жыл бұрын
THE LIFE ESSENCE THAT IS CITATION NEEDED FLOWS THROUGH MY VEINS ONCE AGAIN! I AM REBORN!
@Ben-nk3cx 6 жыл бұрын
So glad to see that this has come back now Tom! Bring on series 7!
@Zizzily 6 жыл бұрын
New tradition: Thanksgiving Technical Difficulties. Yessss.
@tfkfunguy9109 6 жыл бұрын
We don`t have Thanksgiving in the UK
@texannationalist5887 6 жыл бұрын
for a moment there I forgot that thanksgiving is a US thing
@andymcl92 6 жыл бұрын
That rare occasion when you watch Citation Needed and think "I knew that!" :)
@andymcl92 6 жыл бұрын
Except from the prize...
@bbqsourceseo2042 6 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, a new season of citation needed, just what i needed this gray november
@ltericdavis2237 6 жыл бұрын
I literally (yes actually literally, pedants) had to stop the video after the drowning fish gag I was laughing so hard. Took me about a minute to catch my breath. Thank you all for the amazing production.
@_Egitor 6 жыл бұрын
I didn't know how much I needed this until I saw that it was here. Thank you all
@1_GigaWaffle 6 жыл бұрын
Always have such a great time with these. Tanks a lot guys for not keeping TechDif in the kitchen, but sharing with the world^_^
@holmes2210 2 жыл бұрын
Can I just say this is absolutely phenomenal it's like the best humour in a gameshow you've ever seen but you're actually learning something if you pay attention
@davidshi451 3 жыл бұрын
Tom finally did a video on aerial ropeways :)
@michelyoung 6 жыл бұрын
Who else is thankful that citation needed is back?
@vexrav 6 жыл бұрын
No Mystery Biscuit? I feel cheated.
@rzeka 6 жыл бұрын
will matt be saying hello in different languages from now? if so, may I suggest "gamarjobat youtube"?
@IceMetalPunk 6 жыл бұрын
Hasn't that always been his thing?
@OADINC 6 жыл бұрын
rzeka hallo KZfaq would work for Dutch/German
@TheAlps36 6 жыл бұрын
Was it Arabic this time? It sounded like "marhaben"
@rzeka 6 жыл бұрын
Adrian Pietkiewicz I think it was turkish "merhaba"
@TheAlps36 6 жыл бұрын
Oh, that makes sense - I wasn't sure if it was bad pronunciation or a different dialect/language
@hermimonk2748 6 жыл бұрын
I know what I'm thankful for today! YOU GUYS!
@kriss_b 6 жыл бұрын
This has put a smile on my face after a really crappy day. Thanks guys
@jonathannash8471 2 жыл бұрын
Gary saying alright nob head made my day
@Cirdon91 6 жыл бұрын
Tom just gave his American viewers a reason to be thankful on Thanksgiving!
@zockertwins 6 жыл бұрын
There is missing a "to" in the subtitles at 0:40 But you are on point with the spelling of "knobhead" ;)
@TomScottGo 6 жыл бұрын
Good spot, fixed that! Thank you.
@genessab 6 жыл бұрын
Citation needed!! Yess
@OADINC 6 жыл бұрын
Had it in my agenda, was waiting for it al day! love it as always guys!
@mermaidpotato 6 жыл бұрын
A new season of citation needed! Truly a thanksgiving miracle. Bestowed upon us thankful Americans by a bunch of Brits who possibly have no idea it's a holiday.
@benjenkins9014 6 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I'm so glad this is back. Keep up the great work on the show guys!
@MrSimexo 6 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to watch this when I finish work!
@legoappleinc 6 жыл бұрын
How did I miss this!? Loving this season so far!
@DuckGoesQuack 6 жыл бұрын
Didn't know it was coming back so quick! Just made my day, guys ^^
@KevinLindstromMedia 6 жыл бұрын
Yay, I can stop binge watching the old ones now!
@KennethSorling 6 жыл бұрын
It makes me happy to see you guys back at it again.
@wafflesaregrand5845 Жыл бұрын
Crazy that Tom’s a ropewalker now.
@syntaxerror831 2 жыл бұрын
Chris Joel and the Aerial Sheep Service: A.S.S.
@ericgilbert1087 6 жыл бұрын
I'm really glad that I binged this in the off season.
@Zichqec 6 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, I literally just finished rewatching all the rest of citation needed, only to find out that the new season started today!
@gwenynorisu6883 6 жыл бұрын
The combination of sheep and probably-elasticated rope is making me think of a new weapon for "Worms"... the ninja sheep bomb...
@anishs6764 6 жыл бұрын
I like how long the laugh for Matt saying he's funny was
@loqkLoqkson 6 жыл бұрын
Woot! I've been missing Citation Needed for so long, I forgot it existed. very happy to see it back.
@Cruzz999 6 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, more Citation needed!
@AllTheArtsy 6 жыл бұрын
It's backkkkkkk! I haven't even watched the episode but I've already liked, commented and truly believed that I absolutely enjoyed everything! Good seeing you boys again :D
@eirikmellesdal 6 жыл бұрын
IT'S BACK! I love you TOM, MATT, CHRIS and GARY!
@U014B 6 жыл бұрын
10:57 Now that's a brilliant prog rock band name.
@explorer914 6 жыл бұрын
The best thing to appear in my KZfaq Subscriptions
@pretendingpro 6 жыл бұрын
Yaaay, new season. Love the small audience and studio setting, although someone might have butchered the ISO on the main cam.
@joecarter2969 6 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting so long for this! ITS BACK!
@ekjswim 3 жыл бұрын
I just want to point out that Gary said "woah-opposite of drown."
@benjaminmiddaugh2729 6 жыл бұрын
Yay! My favorite KZfaq series is back!
@xmlthegreat 6 жыл бұрын
Yesss! Woohoo! Techdif are back!
@Cheezsoup 6 жыл бұрын
Mmm thought Tom was saying BlondA . I was like that's the same story as Blondin. Seems like his pronounciation of Blondin was a tad like Blondann (French influence?). I have always pronounced it like BlondeINN. Anyway pronounciation differences aside, welcome back. Think I prefered the 'kitchen table days' , to this i'n front of an audience' style.
@rjfaber1991 6 жыл бұрын
Well, the guy was French...
@mcleary53 6 жыл бұрын
Hiya soup :) Only discovered CN a couple of days ago. Caught up in a binge session. monzac :)
@warsinaction2450 6 жыл бұрын
Awesome love this time of year
@AndreiZisu 6 жыл бұрын
It's that time of the year again. YAY!
@Sangtrone 6 жыл бұрын
Well now I definitely know what I'm thankful for today.
@gn7535 6 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for his for so long.
@HeatherSulu 6 жыл бұрын
Aw yeah! New season of Citation Needed! Gotta get my biscuits ready
@oz_jones 6 жыл бұрын
Best episode so far. MOAR
@FrozenLavaDragonProd 6 жыл бұрын
Just when I wanted to watch some nice citation needed banter. I see the new season dropped! Woot woot!
@pypeapple 3 жыл бұрын
favorite series on the internet
@juicedmaster 6 жыл бұрын
So happy to see another 'Citation needed'!
@James-tb2oo 6 жыл бұрын
So glad it is back
@thatnerdbird6051 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, it feels like I've been waiting forever.
@VenseyNess 6 жыл бұрын
From America, I'm thankful for more citation needed. ... This comment is NOT going to age well.
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