Turra Coo and Four-Legged Juggling: Citation Needed 7x03

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Tom Scott

Tom Scott

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Parker joins the team this week, in which there's talk of the great cream seams and a surprisingly in-depth discussion of how quadrupeds might juggle.
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Пікірлер: 742
@TomScottGo
@TomScottGo 6 жыл бұрын
At one point in this week's show, we are literally talking bu-- actually, never mind, I'll let you find that out.
@Oliver-pi4wd
@Oliver-pi4wd 6 жыл бұрын
Hi tom
@xRaidsongx
@xRaidsongx 6 жыл бұрын
you just lost the game!
@Stjaernljus
@Stjaernljus 6 жыл бұрын
idea for next round of citation needed episodes, Misery Biscuits for particularly depressing or dystopian answers.
@samuelyoung1
@samuelyoung1 6 жыл бұрын
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
@sharpe3698
@sharpe3698 6 жыл бұрын
I think I know which part you're talking about.
@SunCrushr
@SunCrushr 6 жыл бұрын
I love how at one point, Gary almost got Tom to passionately argue that being a cow and being a judge aren't mutually exclusive.
@yuvalne
@yuvalne 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best joke of the entire episode
@CeilingNinja
@CeilingNinja 3 жыл бұрын
@@yuvalne Series, I'd argue.
@ghyuty17
@ghyuty17 3 жыл бұрын
Well they arent
@notacaulkhead
@notacaulkhead 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghyuty17 by definition, they are.
@GumSkyloard
@GumSkyloard 3 жыл бұрын
".. For God's-!"
@NoobFish23
@NoobFish23 6 жыл бұрын
Only a mathematician would unironically slip "a non-zero amount" in to a sentence with out even thinking about it.
@snowfloofcathug
@snowfloofcathug 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Halverson But it’s such a useful phrase!
@error.418
@error.418 4 жыл бұрын
as a non-mathematician, I use that phrase all the time
@runeboas6421
@runeboas6421 4 жыл бұрын
Physicist here; you're wrong. We do it too!
@error.418
@error.418 4 жыл бұрын
@@runeboas6421 Physicists are just applied mathematicians, so not sure how much this proves OP wrong :P
@runeboas6421
@runeboas6421 4 жыл бұрын
@@error.418 Lies and slander!
@iriscandy6377
@iriscandy6377 3 жыл бұрын
"list of 10 different permutations" "diversified skillset" "like, a non-zero amount of things" spoken like a true mathematician Matt
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 2 жыл бұрын
Matthematican
@lp-qf4yu
@lp-qf4yu 2 жыл бұрын
@@oz_jones YES!!!
@RandomNickname1234
@RandomNickname1234 3 жыл бұрын
"Did it become a cow again?" is one of the funniest questions I've ever heard!
@NoNameAtAll2
@NoNameAtAll2 2 жыл бұрын
@@robertcrawshaw9978 it was a judge for a bit
@aloysiuskurnia7643
@aloysiuskurnia7643 2 жыл бұрын
Chris is losing it *so hard*
@Soken50
@Soken50 Жыл бұрын
@@NoNameAtAll2 Implying judges are a separate species
@beek.4860
@beek.4860 Жыл бұрын
@@Soken50 they are, just like lawyers
@Soken50
@Soken50 Жыл бұрын
@@beek.4860 Nah judges are humans, lawyers are not even a species, they spontaneously appear from hell with a devils contract at 1000$/min whenever you need them
@blogg227
@blogg227 6 жыл бұрын
I love the part where Tom just starts going along with it and then catches himself, "just because it's a judge doesn't mean it stops being a cow..."
@petrelli231
@petrelli231 6 жыл бұрын
blogg227 And then he catches himself halfway through the sentence, it was hilarious XD
@Holobrine
@Holobrine 6 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@m4dn3zz
@m4dn3zz 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I missed this one, too. Dunno if it's a regional thing or I'm just thick today.
@docsy4529
@docsy4529 6 жыл бұрын
m4dn3zz it's just funny that tom scott started playing along with gary's fiction about the cow by complete accident
@m4dn3zz
@m4dn3zz 6 жыл бұрын
Jop pe: Thanks. I guess I expected Tom to realize it was a terrible pun or something, based on the scope of his reaction.
@Ben-nk3cx
@Ben-nk3cx 6 жыл бұрын
'Pleasure to be your replacemat'. This is why Mr Parker is amazing
@littleboylost1o1
@littleboylost1o1 6 жыл бұрын
+
@lightninglily644
@lightninglily644 5 жыл бұрын
Its 'Pleasure to be your replace-Matt' but I'll give you an A for Trying and an A for Effort! Good job!
@Roadsguy
@Roadsguy 4 жыл бұрын
@@lightninglily644 A Parker Square of a quote, if you will
@ashtonhoward5582
@ashtonhoward5582 3 жыл бұрын
@@Roadsguy a Parker Quote, mayhaps?
@JVSkellington
@JVSkellington 3 жыл бұрын
@@lightninglily644 *replacemath
@ladylilithparker
@ladylilithparker 2 жыл бұрын
I need to build a time machine so I can be in the studio audience to raise my hand when Tom asks if anyone's painted a cow before. Yes, you can, yes, it washes off, no, it doesn't hurt the cow. Credentials: was in 4-H as a kid, bovine costume contests were a thing at the annual fair, saw a Jersey masquerading as a Holstein one year.
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 2 жыл бұрын
I expect it's important to use the right type of paint
@ladylilithparker
@ladylilithparker 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgentTasmania It is!
@TheHorseOutside
@TheHorseOutside 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgentTasmania Bessy will forever be pink because SOMEONE forgot to read the phrase "for industrial applications only"
@Rishnai
@Rishnai 2 жыл бұрын
@@ladylilithparker I imagine the cow-painting is done immediately before the fair, but then again is there added time to dry? Never painted a cow, but I remember trying to keep glitter-hooves tip top!
@ladylilithparker
@ladylilithparker 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rishnai The costume contest is generally the last class of the fair to be judged, after the entrants have done their "official" competitions. I've seen participants spend anywhere from 20 minutes to several hours painting their animals (including 5-10 minutes of drying time), depending on how extensive and elaborate a paint job they were doing, and they almost always headed straight for the hoses after the judging was over to wash it all off.
@mattcelder
@mattcelder 6 жыл бұрын
Parker Square shirt guy in the front row is my personal hero
@catfish552
@catfish552 6 жыл бұрын
And the guy behind him with the "ñ" shirt. Obscure reference.
@standupmaths
@standupmaths 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve got mixed feelings.
@cabe_bedlam
@cabe_bedlam 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they knew Matt would be subbing in for Matt.
@qwertyTRiG
@qwertyTRiG 6 жыл бұрын
catfish552 Is ñ for NativLang?
@qwertyTRiG
@qwertyTRiG 4 жыл бұрын
Correcting myself. Of course ñ is for Tom Scott, as it's the old name of his KZfaq channel.
@raptormaster666
@raptormaster666 Жыл бұрын
I know the ending cow judge moment is the highlight, but the mystery biscuits earlier is what got me the most. "I believe there's technically a term for that." "Yes, it's cow." Tom Scott's facial expressions for the next ten seconds going "Son of a gun...."
@zperk13
@zperk13 Жыл бұрын
I didn't get that joke
@aloysiuskurnia7643
@aloysiuskurnia7643 11 ай бұрын
@@zperk13 "Cow" is actually the term for a female cattle. A male one is called a "bull".
@zperk13
@zperk13 11 ай бұрын
@@aloysiuskurnia7643 aahhh ok! Thanks
@fruitshuit
@fruitshuit 6 жыл бұрын
Regarding "Not Proven", it used to be in Scots law that the two verdicts were "Proven" and "Not Proven", until a lawyer managed to convince a jury to return a verdict of "Not Guilty" on a case where the jury didn't want to punish a person for a charge that the prosecution had definitely proven. For a long time thereafter "Not Guilty" was just the way Scots juries practiced jury nullification, until it became the norm and Not Proven then changed to being "we know you did it but can't prove it".
@entropyzero5588
@entropyzero5588 5 жыл бұрын
I expect this difference comes into play in regards to double jeopardy? So you can't be put on trial again if you've been acquitted with a verdict of "not guilty", but if there is new evidence after a "not proven" verdict you can be?
@brodieclamp5090
@brodieclamp5090 4 жыл бұрын
@@entropyzero5588 we don't have double jeopardy laws
@kieranr7382
@kieranr7382 4 жыл бұрын
@@brodieclamp5090 That's not true, see Double Jeopardy (Scotland) Act 2011. The suggestion of @Entropy Zero is also incorrect - not guilty and not proven have the same legal effect and double jeopardy laws apply similarly to both verdicts.
@OrangeC7
@OrangeC7 3 жыл бұрын
@@kieranr7382 It makes sense really, even if you have a "Not Guilty" verdict there's certainly times when new evidence can turn the whole case on its head.
@pixelguy9922
@pixelguy9922 6 жыл бұрын
In Swedish, "tom" means "empty" and "skott" means "shot". So in Sweden, Tom would basically be a loose cannon. I'm sorry, Bro
@SenshiSunPower
@SenshiSunPower 6 жыл бұрын
Pixel Guy Is is pronounced the same way? Does the grammar work out to form a real phrase? Because I love the idea of Tom Scott, secret loose cannon. I also don't know Swedish.
@jhfridhem
@jhfridhem 6 жыл бұрын
Tom is not pronounced the same
@samuelyoung1
@samuelyoung1 6 жыл бұрын
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@samuelyoung1
@samuelyoung1 6 жыл бұрын
for all that don't know, they visited a town named bro in Sweden and on matt and toms channel they made a video titled "I'm sorry bro" and this is a joke based off that
@dalitas
@dalitas 6 жыл бұрын
as a swede(the vegetable) i concur
@TheAlps36
@TheAlps36 6 жыл бұрын
2016 - Tom mistakes his glass for his buzzer 2017 - Tom hits his elbow on the chair while trying to hit the buzzer What will Tom do next year? Place your bets!
@Convergant
@Convergant 6 жыл бұрын
Adrian Pietkiewicz 2018 - Tom hits his elbow on his buzzer whilst trying to hit his chair
@arimago
@arimago 6 жыл бұрын
elbow up his own ass
@onionbot2
@onionbot2 4 жыл бұрын
press end series instead of buzzer
@libsifywriter2471
@libsifywriter2471 3 жыл бұрын
@@onionbot2 that’s just horribly true
@handman8941
@handman8941 3 жыл бұрын
@@libsifywriter2471 until it's amazingly false since about 2 weeks ago
@andrerenault
@andrerenault 4 жыл бұрын
This and Juan Pujol Garcia are two episodes I can listen to over and over and never get tired of.
@pprudencio1966
@pprudencio1966 Жыл бұрын
Charles Blondin, Victor Lustig, and Hail Cannon are certainly up there too
@MarcelVos
@MarcelVos 11 ай бұрын
@@pprudencio1966 Jack Churchill still takes the cake for me.
@mirjanbouma
@mirjanbouma 3 ай бұрын
​@@MarcelVos Heeee! Fancy seeing you here! I'm a recent fan of yours, now even more because of your good taste in other content.
@DutchBlackMantha
@DutchBlackMantha 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when Tom realizes they've driven him to argue a judge can still be a cow.
@achu11th
@achu11th 6 жыл бұрын
Can we have a “Parker Bench” episode?
@MilesFromExtraordinary
@MilesFromExtraordinary 6 жыл бұрын
YESSS
@achu11th
@achu11th 6 жыл бұрын
8 Bit Metal Covers either on a bench away from any park (like somewhere inside) or in a park with no benches are options as well. Something which is almost a park bench, but not quite enough.
@oisin_smith
@oisin_smith 6 жыл бұрын
Is that the name for a bench that doesn't work properly?
@maxximumb
@maxximumb 6 жыл бұрын
Park Bench Needed or Citation Bench?
@dirm12
@dirm12 6 жыл бұрын
And it's just a very post-modernist interpretation of a bench, following on from the 'Parker square' and 'Parker circle'.
@PseudonymousNX
@PseudonymousNX 6 жыл бұрын
Matt replacing Matt - I've waited for this for so long Nothing against Matt, but I love Matt
@windhelmguard5295
@windhelmguard5295 5 жыл бұрын
he was replaced by a parker matt.
@malachichampion
@malachichampion 3 жыл бұрын
I love when Gary starts talking really fast in the back of his throat. Y'know, where his accent lives
@fakjbf3129
@fakjbf3129 6 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the Parker Square T-shirt in the front row!
@dragoncurveenthusiast
@dragoncurveenthusiast 6 жыл бұрын
7:50 for anyone who is looking for it
@mobymaize
@mobymaize 3 жыл бұрын
I really want a clip of Matt just saying, "Immortal Dairy Workers."
@Ingestedbanjo
@Ingestedbanjo 4 жыл бұрын
"The sheriff seized the cow" ...carpe mooem?
@henryolsen8232
@henryolsen8232 2 жыл бұрын
Cowpe diem
@dbseamz
@dbseamz 2 жыл бұрын
Carpe bovum would be my guess
@Onio_Saiyan
@Onio_Saiyan 5 ай бұрын
“I know a nonzero amount of things about a lot of things…” is a phrase I use frequently because of this show.
@oz_jones
@oz_jones Ай бұрын
Same.
@justhere7311
@justhere7311 Жыл бұрын
2:05 - 3:05 Perfectly describes why I love everything that the Technical Difficulties do. The phrase "The cow became famous." In less then a minute turned into a discussion about a cow sitting in an office chair, and then the mathematics of juggling.
@jacefairis1289
@jacefairis1289 4 жыл бұрын
"did it become a cow again?" "it was never *not* a cow!" lmao
@aDifferentJT
@aDifferentJT 6 жыл бұрын
When I saw the thumbnail I was like “That’s Matt Parker” this is a dream come true.
@HanabiraKage
@HanabiraKage 6 жыл бұрын
I glanced over the thumbnail and was like, "huh, Matt's got a new video up? I'll watch it later if I feel like it" and then I took a closer look and saw that it was actually Citation Needed feat. Matt Parker. :x
@windhelmguard5295
@windhelmguard5295 5 жыл бұрын
the real matt couldn't make it so they brought in a parker matt.
@richardadams7667
@richardadams7667 5 жыл бұрын
It was a very exciting cross over indeed!!
@richardadams7667
@richardadams7667 5 жыл бұрын
@@windhelmguard5295 meta. I like it.
@super_jo_nathan
@super_jo_nathan 6 жыл бұрын
Wow it's Matt Parker, this is great! I didn't expect this!
@kekkocheng
@kekkocheng 6 жыл бұрын
My dreams come true!
@maxximumb
@maxximumb 6 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing Matt calculated the odd of one of the panellists being unavailable at some point during the run. Also the probability that a educational KZfaqr would be available at the KZfaq space on the day of filming. That could make a good episode for Matt on his channel.
@standupmaths
@standupmaths 6 жыл бұрын
I’m was as surprised as you are.
@MidtownSkyport
@MidtownSkyport 6 жыл бұрын
His pic in the thumbnail gave it away for me
@Cr42yguy
@Cr42yguy 6 жыл бұрын
standupmaths dude, you're the greatest! the 20 minute videos feel like they pass in 2 and the extra footage is also a must watch :)
@metropod
@metropod 6 жыл бұрын
Let’s see... the usual four of you, Will, Jay and Math Matt. If you can get Jay to bring Geoff Marshal you’d only need three more people and you can go play Sark.
@actua99
@actua99 6 жыл бұрын
Math Matt... I wonder what his tics are, and how befuddled the Sark football team will be.
@keda1981
@keda1981 6 жыл бұрын
There's Bambi On Ice Tim as well...
@mrmimeisfunny
@mrmimeisfunny 6 жыл бұрын
Hannah Witton, Dr. Mike Pound from Computerphile, and Paul. I WIN.
@gwenynorisu6883
@gwenynorisu6883 6 жыл бұрын
You could also have a team edition of CN with Chris, Gary and Matt vs Will, Jay and Matt... it'd be like Mock the Week but slightly less depressing.
@MatthewDoel32
@MatthewDoel32 2 жыл бұрын
I know it’s never going to happen but I’d watch the HELL out of that.
@Doc_Fartens
@Doc_Fartens 6 жыл бұрын
I like that some guy in the audience is wearing a Parker Square t-shirt.
@vihangdixit87
@vihangdixit87 6 жыл бұрын
You should totally go to the roadside monument in Lendrum and cover this story in a 'Things you might not know' video.
@ArgoIo
@ArgoIo 6 жыл бұрын
Or take some folding chairs and do a Park Bench episode.
@macronencer
@macronencer 6 жыл бұрын
+1 for this. Please try to do a show on the Turra Coo!
@zJoriz
@zJoriz 5 жыл бұрын
That moment when Tom realizes he's about to admit that the judge can be a cow has me weeping from laughing.
@MatthewDoel32
@MatthewDoel32 4 жыл бұрын
Can you explain why that’s funny? Is it an English thing?
@CraftQueenJr
@CraftQueenJr 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Doel mostly is just a goddamit I cannot believe I’m actually about to argue this.
@Nixola97
@Nixola97 6 жыл бұрын
"Pleasure to be your replace-Matt." Welp, he fit right in from the start
@munjee2
@munjee2 6 жыл бұрын
OH GOD , all of Matt's answers are going to kinda right in but not really aren't they ?
@panda4247
@panda4247 6 жыл бұрын
too few likes, perhaps people didn't get the joke :( but anyway, in this show, he'd still get the points for trying and/or almost right answers
@The_Rising_Dragon
@The_Rising_Dragon 5 жыл бұрын
All Parker Answers, yeah...
@recurvestickerdragon
@recurvestickerdragon 10 ай бұрын
hats off to the cheeky sod wearing a parker square in the front row
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 5 ай бұрын
Apparently it was pure kismet
@hamishd8659
@hamishd8659 Жыл бұрын
1:29 i had started the video and then left and then came back to it and it's just gary yelling pidgeons
@supernunb3128
@supernunb3128 4 жыл бұрын
I really want to see a five person Citation Needed now, with the normal four and Matt Parker added on. That would be comedy gold.
@VivienneGucwa
@VivienneGucwa 6 жыл бұрын
Three cow monte with the cows all on office chairs... (this is seriously the best thing on YT)
@TotoDG
@TotoDG Жыл бұрын
Actually, you know it's the ghost of the Turra Coo, as opposed to a normal cow, because you can hear it hitting the gavel when you're driving by.
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 Жыл бұрын
And the rattling of its office chair wheels
@Lepong20
@Lepong20 6 жыл бұрын
This show needs to be a proper show. Or I could just re watch the old ones to satisfy my cravings (seriously tho, 40 min episodes would be great, or just an uncut version)
@gerardduplessis1991
@gerardduplessis1991 6 жыл бұрын
At 7:49 there is someone in the front row wearing a Parker Square shirt. Nice.
@joeperry4286
@joeperry4286 6 жыл бұрын
Being from Aberdeenshire myself, I find this incredibly entertaining, however Turriff isn't exactly the most renowned Doric speaking area - there are other areas which have a much more country-oriented way of life (and dialogue). Great video though! Sad to see Doric becoming less and less popular over the years, it's a very interesting element of North-East culture. We need a revival! EDIT: 'coo' isnt necessarily a Highland Cow, just a cow in general. ;)
@beth12svist
@beth12svist 8 ай бұрын
To be fair, this was in the 1910s. Do you know what the language situation was then?
@LucasL512
@LucasL512 10 ай бұрын
"This story comes full circle" The cow became a sheriff?
@jjc5475
@jjc5475 6 жыл бұрын
this could be a YT red series. luckily it isn't.
@metametodo
@metametodo 5 жыл бұрын
I almost called you names. I'm sorry for that.
@NoNameAtAll2
@NoNameAtAll2 4 жыл бұрын
it's already red - it has red t-shirt guy in it
@andrewwebb917
@andrewwebb917 3 ай бұрын
You reminded me KZfaq Red exists
@Bluestar385
@Bluestar385 10 ай бұрын
It took me 5 years to find out Gary was paying homage to The Blackadder's Lord Flashheart. It hit me like a ton of bricks after watching that clip from The Blackadder XD.
@warsinaction2450
@warsinaction2450 6 жыл бұрын
he is a sit-down mathematician.... Sorry dad joke
@rarebeeph1783
@rarebeeph1783 6 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the Wikipedia article for Guy Standing? It has (update: had) a picture of Guy Standing sitting.
@panda4247
@panda4247 6 жыл бұрын
Bo Burnham sing in one of hi songs (Ironic): "I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch"
@RAFMnBgaming
@RAFMnBgaming Жыл бұрын
@@rarebeeph1783 God, the talk page for those ones are brilliantly anal.
@redactedwatkins6195
@redactedwatkins6195 6 жыл бұрын
cant believe New Matt used the word "permutations" in reference to a cow
@twojuiceman
@twojuiceman 3 жыл бұрын
Per-moo-tations?
@KusaneHexaku
@KusaneHexaku 2 жыл бұрын
@@twojuiceman wahey
@FloweyFanClub
@FloweyFanClub 6 жыл бұрын
"How do you know you've not seen the ghost of a cow" tom's reaction to that was the funniest thing ive seen today oh god im dying.
@sarunint
@sarunint 6 жыл бұрын
Matt is replacing Matt. Wow
@maxximumb
@maxximumb 6 жыл бұрын
Mattception or Matt²
@Almond19912
@Almond19912 2 жыл бұрын
The trouble is, now the government owns a football team.
@TheKirbyT
@TheKirbyT 6 жыл бұрын
James Veitch would be a great guest!
@finndesio9252
@finndesio9252 4 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@monbec_sigrym
@monbec_sigrym 3 жыл бұрын
😬😬
@lawrencecalablaster568
@lawrencecalablaster568 6 жыл бұрын
Amazon Protest will mesh beautifully with Gary's "postal bees" gag. Edit: oh my gosh, just after I commented that he mentioned the bees :)
@metropod
@metropod 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know about Royal Mail, but the USPS will also ship scorpions.
@ridrexw8069
@ridrexw8069 6 жыл бұрын
9:50
@coasterb1
@coasterb1 6 жыл бұрын
Along with bees, chickens, mice and other animals.
@1_1bman
@1_1bman 6 жыл бұрын
in the same box together
@entropyzero5588
@entropyzero5588 5 жыл бұрын
But you'll have to put the box labelled "live scorpions" into another box, labelled "[a box containing]* live scorpions"! *optional
@columbus8myhw
@columbus8myhw 6 жыл бұрын
"I know somewhere between, like, a non-zero amount of things about a lot of things" - Matt Parker 2017
@gwyneddboom2579
@gwyneddboom2579 Жыл бұрын
For those who want to know: £15 in 1911 is over £1200 in 2021!
@Cazzab_phd
@Cazzab_phd 2 жыл бұрын
Being from Aberdeenshire - how have I not found this earlier
@chuuwoyomu
@chuuwoyomu 6 жыл бұрын
Because I happen to know that kine = cows because cu = cow circa Chaucer, as soon as they said it was Scotts I thought, "it's not about a bloody cow ain't it? No, they wouldn't..." 'Twas about a bloody cow.
@FuugaNatsu
@FuugaNatsu 6 жыл бұрын
A juggling cow who is also a judge!
@arjovenzia
@arjovenzia 6 жыл бұрын
AWESOME! only found Citation Needed a week ago. smashed them all in a matter of days. and MOAR! great game, great dudes, lots of fun
@NeonCoding
@NeonCoding 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the spittake - PIGEONS in caps in the captions got me.
@gooball2005
@gooball2005 6 жыл бұрын
YASS standupmaths + techdif collab!!
@johnmacdonald9861
@johnmacdonald9861 6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact at 16:40 replacematt references tresspassing "a light tresspassing later" there is no such thing under scots law, unless it's school, prison or military ground (and maybe the Queen's residence)
@collinscody57
@collinscody57 2 жыл бұрын
Worlds strongest office chair to hold a 700kg cow
@TheNethIafin
@TheNethIafin 6 жыл бұрын
Starts video - Sees Matt - LIKE - continues watching the video
@jt....
@jt.... 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@Cr42yguy
@Cr42yguy 6 жыл бұрын
yep, that's basically how it went
@octopus44445
@octopus44445 6 жыл бұрын
Yup
@esdanol
@esdanol 6 жыл бұрын
"Pleasure to be your replaceMATT" Im sold. Can Matt Parker become a regular?
@notthere83
@notthere83 4 жыл бұрын
OMG when Tom tried to explain that a cow can be a judge... I'm crying...
@FoxDren
@FoxDren 6 жыл бұрын
So does this replacematt make him a Parker Matt?
@Quintinohthree
@Quintinohthree 6 жыл бұрын
Ascdren No, because he is definitely a Matt, while a Parker Matt would be not quite a Matt.
@timh.6872
@timh.6872 6 жыл бұрын
Quintinohthree So surely he is a Parker Matt Gray?
@TheVulcanBard
@TheVulcanBard Жыл бұрын
It's too bad they didn't find a cream seam during the butter crisis
@andymcl92
@andymcl92 6 жыл бұрын
At 8:31 I'm REALLY dissapointed no-one said "You can't have your cow and eat it."
@RainbowFishSaysHello
@RainbowFishSaysHello 6 жыл бұрын
Fell asleep during the Ruth Bellville episode and ended up here. Just doing my part to keep your views up!
@elifarmer3815
@elifarmer3815 3 жыл бұрын
I thought we we were heading towards the Turra Coo Poo Coup
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 29 күн бұрын
Coo de grace?
@quentinego3102
@quentinego3102 3 жыл бұрын
5:15 This gives much more meaning to the quote : "I drink your milkshake !"
@kinsnuf
@kinsnuf 6 жыл бұрын
I've never felt the need to see a cow juggle before, but I guess there always comes a time for it.
@skthejanner
@skthejanner 6 жыл бұрын
Such a beautiful story of civilians rebelling something really trivial, with something laughable, how mooving.
@ChaimS
@ChaimS 3 жыл бұрын
TIP: Re-watch this episode, just focusing on Matt's face the entire time. His reactions are awesome!
@ghyuty17
@ghyuty17 3 жыл бұрын
1:08 Matt seems so surprised Gary knew about Doric
@matthewwillis5242
@matthewwillis5242 5 жыл бұрын
As a current Houston, Texas resident who had lived in Aberdeen Scotland for several years, this was a joy to watch! Had never heard this story, love it!
@edwinkjellzahn
@edwinkjellzahn 2 жыл бұрын
16:57 Tom Scott’s stunned silence is hilarious
@jrcbroolz
@jrcbroolz 3 жыл бұрын
A cream mine is a legit plot to one of the best episodes of The Goodies back in the... 70's? Great show.
@coryman125
@coryman125 5 жыл бұрын
I saw Matt in the thumbnail and clicked to see what this was. No clue what just happened, but it was very enjoyable :D
@yashrawat9409
@yashrawat9409 2 жыл бұрын
11:29 Parker Square Merch.
@rubiconcinematics2910
@rubiconcinematics2910 4 жыл бұрын
That little head-tilt/wink that Mat did when the audience applauded his intro - XD
@HighlandSteam
@HighlandSteam 6 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest episodes. I was in tears. And that was a brae coo
@vexores
@vexores 6 жыл бұрын
Tom should be in youtube rewind
@user-zz6fk8bc8u
@user-zz6fk8bc8u 6 жыл бұрын
No he shouldn't. He has great shows and rewind sucked (once again)
@ddGrandahl
@ddGrandahl 6 жыл бұрын
Don't mention KZfaq rewind or you'll get dabbed on because you're a hater. endme
@user-zz6fk8bc8u
@user-zz6fk8bc8u 6 жыл бұрын
@ddGrandahl: Don't get me wrong, KZfaq Rewind is a great idea but the realization (IMHO) since 2015 is really bad. A shitty generic song, a lot of vlog youtubers (I guess .. don't know most of them). There was a single good scene (the train with the fidget) and that's pretty sad for a 6 minute video.
@Henrix1998
@Henrix1998 6 жыл бұрын
science Reminds me of Bomfunk MC Freestyler
@yesto9676
@yesto9676 6 жыл бұрын
David Triannas not really
@ekjswim
@ekjswim 3 жыл бұрын
Gary's come a long way from his cat tail flag idea to his cow office chair idea.
@richardscales9560
@richardscales9560 6 жыл бұрын
I refer you to to the Goodies mining for cream
@dutrius3118
@dutrius3118 6 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking of that.
@claywilliams3575
@claywilliams3575 4 жыл бұрын
I came here to make this comment but y'all beat me to it by 2 years
@morrigan191
@morrigan191 4 жыл бұрын
Tom's exasperated look at 14:15 is the best 😂
@ICountFrom0
@ICountFrom0 6 жыл бұрын
The cow is under the cup that is .... MOooooooving.
@VocaloidRules101
@VocaloidRules101 6 жыл бұрын
As an American 9:24 is when i had to turn on the captions, i had no idea what he said to an extent hahah
@FoxDren
@FoxDren 6 жыл бұрын
Matt Parker. Woop
@untitledswed1661
@untitledswed1661 Жыл бұрын
These videos have made me laugh more today than this entire month. Quality stuff
@sooooooobored123
@sooooooobored123 6 жыл бұрын
Being from Turriff this whole episode is really surreal! There is actually a Cow statue right in the Centre of the town, was only recently put there in the last few years as a kinda 100 years on homage to the story. Would make an interesting episode of Things you might not know.
@pandemicaunt6341
@pandemicaunt6341 2 жыл бұрын
14:02 best moment starts from here, have fun
@isfernandez914
@isfernandez914 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to think you missed a good pun there at the end... Ghost of a cow? MooOOOoo!
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 8 ай бұрын
Ghost beef!
@MaturedSinner
@MaturedSinner 6 жыл бұрын
Matt Parker in Citation Needed? I have never clicked a thumbnail so fast before.
@saber1epee0
@saber1epee0 3 жыл бұрын
Matt Parker for the win!!!! Also everyone this is brilliant and I just found the series last week
@emestella_
@emestella_ 3 жыл бұрын
This episode got me in laugh tears ! Thank you for what I discover by the end of 2020 making a research about Matt Parker collaborations with you. Now I have a full series of episodes to watch !
@atzincastellanos6778
@atzincastellanos6778 2 жыл бұрын
😂 that dood in the audience with a parker square shirt! A true madlad
@alwinpriven2400
@alwinpriven2400 6 жыл бұрын
the pun at the beginning was a parker pun.
@behemothnemoth
@behemothnemoth 6 жыл бұрын
But, a Parker pun would not work...
@xplinux22
@xplinux22 5 жыл бұрын
At least it wasn't a Parker square. 🙃
@fredriks7241
@fredriks7241 3 жыл бұрын
This cow is in a chair already, Juggling balls as steady, Working in the mine by 16o clock.
@stoutyyyy
@stoutyyyy 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it would be about jury nullification, but the “we know you’ve done it but good job” verdict is even better
@wbfaulk
@wbfaulk 2 жыл бұрын
What do you think jury nullification is?
@stoutyyyy
@stoutyyyy 2 жыл бұрын
@@wbfaulk nullification is still a not guilty verdict, it doesn’t go on the official record like a “not proven” would.
@wbfaulk
@wbfaulk 2 жыл бұрын
@@stoutyyyy "Not proven" doesn't mean that the jury approves of the thing the accused was being tried for. It just means that they don't think the prosecution proved their case. Judges also use it in summary judgements, and they're unlikely to mean "I approve of this person's crime".
@HSMdramaprincess
@HSMdramaprincess 6 жыл бұрын
I could listen to them talk all day about the stuff they know. It amazes me! And then they started talking about siteswaps, didn't think more than 10 people even know what those were!
@bulwynkl
@bulwynkl 2 жыл бұрын
That was unexpectedly awesome... thank you...
@MegaAwesomeNick
@MegaAwesomeNick 6 жыл бұрын
Sees new citations needed, "Awe yeah this is going to be great!" Sees Matt Parker, "Oh, well this is going to be a real parker square of an episode." jk Matt Parker is great.
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