So glad you’re exposing these places. Owners think they can buy cheap and disgusting ingredients and flog it off to the unsuspecting and gullible. It’s conning people and daylight robbery. You would go to Rome and get served a microwave lasagne. Shame on them. I’ll get down from my soapbox. Keep up the great work and keep telling the truth.

Cheap and cheerful greasy spoon as appose to the Ivy, you get what you pay for . Poor chef doing his best probably working many hours on minimum wage as appose to the well trained, well paid, arrogant waiter in the Ivy that didn't give you the time of day .🙄

Never trust anywhere that sells fake watered down ketchup

Let Darren pick the restaurants he did warn you before you went in 😂 😂

Could have made this video in half the time and also it always comes down to how hungry you are. Your really hungry this would taste beautiful.

Ikea stores in London do a 5 item breakfast with free tea of coffee for only £1.75. Wetherspoons many pubs all over London. also do a full English breakfast for under 4 pound.

Love you two you’re like a double act brighten my day x

Nice to see you two back together!

I’m from E16 and as soon as I saw the title of this video I knew you were going to the airline cafe 😂😂😂 They also have a bit of a scam going on Uber eats/Deliveroo where they are on there under various names depending on what you want to order. They masquerade as a breakfast cafe, burger place etc all as different names but it’s the same place.

2 grown men talking about bendy Sausages at a dock Now steady on lads 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Never trust a cafe with pizza, curry and full English on the same menu. Can you imagine what the kitchen looks like 😧

Standard breakfast to me and I'm from the north. Stop being so critical u pair remind me of Kevin and perry. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

it isnt breakfast without fried bread and black pudding

OMG! That egg! Hilariously awful! And the sausages looked like Benidorm catering sausages! If you pay for food and then it's not up to par - tell them. I ordered mini fish, chips and peas from a place in the Food Hall in the Victorian market, Inverness recently. The chips were lovely, but the peas were hard and cold. Don't think the fish was cooked enough and the batter wasn't crispy. I had to leave the peas - I cant eat hard food and I left most of the batter. I told the "chef" afterwards. If we don't speak up, they won't know they have to raise their game! Just love your vlogs, Lee. Glad you're getting better. ❤

I don’t know why these places use cheap frozen sausages when a local butcher probably not far from them could supply them with quality meat and not as expensive as they might think.

Reminded me of the breakfast grandad used to make del boy and Rodney in fools n horses,🍛😱

Theres something refreshingly british about your channel compared with all the other nutty food review channels. Great stuff.

That bacon looks like pigs ears that you give to the dog

As you leave, ask them if they know any decent cafes around the area

The chips were in place of the hash browns you would normally get. The egg might have been microwaved. That smell that you describe is usually from old rancid cooking oil.

Glad the pair of you have been up overnight talking about who has the best sausage!

I paid £13.50 for some fish and chips in London the other day my jaw hit the floor when she said the price I can get fish n chips in Yorkshire for £5

Those sausages were minging! 😬 and those eggs were like plastic lol xx

Looks like a standard breakfast to me

Everything must be cold by the time you eat it.

Those sausage cost £1.00 for 100 from cash n carry and are deep fried....Bleuuuuuurrrrgh 😔🤢🤮

You’d have had to pay me to eat that, ugh! Bent sausage eh? Ooh Matron😂

Those eggs though 😂😂 At least you guys were honest about the breakfast. I did look terrible & very NASTY indeed ! Nice bit of comedy thrown in , as usual 😂 Nice vlog Lee 👍

That was expensive...must be cheaper places in London, even Wetherspoons breakfast would be better than that at half the price. Great to see you and Darren back together though 👍😀

The beer rule never applies at airports, apparently….🍺😄

It actually looks quite nice lol

Wow super impressed. Don't have to get up from the table to throw your rubbish. The wheely bin is right by the side of you. Health and safety at its best!

The place that does everything isn't any good at anything

Cheery looking clean cafe-what could go wrong? Victoria's Gorge was like Docklands but has been gentrified. The Amazing Kreskin, famous fork bender. Reveen the Impossibilist? Rubber eggs, crap sausage, bad bacon, can't get a break! Nanaimo's waterfront should be redeveloped, just one massive scrapyard. At least you didn't get any Spam. Chips suck too-should have had a beer!

Wetherspoons very edible and good at £3.50

A good way to keep to your diet. The trouble with these places that do a wide range is that they buy in ready made frozen stuff wholesale rather than concentrating on a limited menu with better quality ingredients.

Joke shop egg 🤣🤣🤣 I burst out laughing

Tomato Ketchup with sweetener in, disgusting, vile, cheap & a way for businesses to avoid paying the sugar tax… 😡😡😡

Before even watching you walk in there, I'm saying... WETHERSPOON'S BREKKIE! :-) Edit: Branstons beans are better than Heinz!

You two are so funny together. May I ask did you tell them it wasn’t up to standard? Often hard to do but necessary for future patrons I’m thinking. When Darren has the sausage his little face bless him, he looked like a little lost lad. Ahhhhhh. Great Vlog Lee 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙏🏻

Looks good to me that breakfast

cheap sausages are nasty

That’s not breakfast it’s brunch.

I could watch you 2 all day the best double act since Ant and Dec love ya xx

This is why I never go out for or order a cooked breakfast unless we're in a hotel before a flight or something. Over the years I have perfected how I like a fried egg (and bacon, if we're on the subject). Even if I'm given the option of ”How would you like your eggs?”, you can't really hold up the line for 10 minutes while you try to explain the last twenty years of how you arrived at your conclusions. 🤣

You need to come to Northern Ireland for the best of breakfast , an Ulster Fry. Best by far is The Pit Stop in Bangor, County Down. Not the restaurant part, the take away which has tables to sit in. Huge breakfast for less than a fiver. They even have their own bakery that makes the soda & potato bread which makes an Ulster Fry unique. Would love to see your video on that one.

Hey big Mac, when you said you've lost a stone was half that your marbles? 😂 don't do it to yourself mate but you are both turning into housewives favourites talking about straight and bent sausages (ooh errr missus). Darren you still remind me of an Eastend crime boss and if you came to my gaff with that mobile on the table I would be nervous you were calling the boys round if you were taking a call😮great vlog fellas take care✌️🍻

This episode was hilarious. Really cheered up my Monday and the end of summer! 😂

Mike Reed joke. " Can you do breakfast my way" . "what ways that". "beans, black on the bottom and stone cold on top, bacon so springy when you put the fork in it flies off the plate, eggs so rubbery you can bounce them off the table" . Chef says " I don't have time for all that". Me ". You fucking well found time yesterday",

Think the fact the window's and signage needs a wash dont help,don't look to bad and as for the beer,it's all ways 12 o'clock some where lol

If you were pissed from the night before this would be not bad at all . I do love a good sausage myself.

That is a loveless looking meal.

The counter was so cluttered with crap that just didn't need to be there ! I'd have just walked out on that ! No pride on having their cafe look warm & inviting !

Cheap nasty sausages ruin a breakfast for me, one bit of gristle and I'm done! And its pretty hard to F up a mushroom! 🍄 😷 🤒 🤢 🤮 🤦

Bet Darren's channel is laugh a minute none stop fun...

What on earth do you tell the service staff, when they come to take your plate away....! Was everything alright sir...mmmmmmm!

Haha Macmaster theories. "Chips with a Chinese" - Fine "Chips on a fry up" - Out of order!

Cafe looked clean enough (cleaner than the Palace one anyway!) Dont like chips with a fry up and too much baked bean juice for me 🤣

What a depressing looking part of town that is.

Catering Sausages - no Pork - all Bread crumb. The Bacon - I can taste it now - Massive salt attack, no flavour, hard as shoe Leather

Love it when you do the thumbnails. Brilliant.

God Lee you have some memory... Sausagegate Grange Hill sausages... You and Darren spent last night over a few sherbets discussing sausages... Priceless.. 🤣🤣

I would never go to a restaurant in mainland Europe with pictures of the food. However, with London being such a European destination, it’s not for us, like Spain, it’s for the tourists.

I had breakfast at the Savoy some years ago. And I must admit it was absolutely amazing. It came with fancy things on it I don't know what it was. Lol

I hate my food being piled up like that so it’s a no from me ! They need bigger plates I’d say

The Piccalo cafe Shepherds Market is top drawer for breakfast..☝️☝️

Hiw are you supposed to dip your bread in those eggs

The widow's memories looked ok , the rest looked duff, eggs didn't look edible

5:40 "I hope your Wong." The fictional character from marvel comics,no of course not.

where shall we go for breakfast 🤣🤣🤣

Just stumbled across your channel, glad I did your so funny! 👍 keep it up!

Darren's face was a picture, said it all

I get a better English breakfast here in Pattaya, Thailand than that and its cheaper as well.

12:50 at this point he was worried you were food hygiene regulators 🤣

How do these places stay open with so ma y bad reviews?

This is better than pms questions

I had a breakfast in a cafe in North Harrow ( not even proper London) 2 tiny Iceland sausages tiny piece of bacon , egg and 4 or 5 tiny mushroom and a slice of cheap bread and a can of diet coke £8.50!! Bloody RIP off!

Ah these places that do kebabs, pizzas, full English etc, avoid at all costs. Everything cooked to ****. The oil probably hasn't been changed in a month. The egg probably went in the microwave.

The owner of every bar must pay rent, business rates, wages, electricity bills so they make savings on the products they use...

Chips on a breakfast is just weird 🤔 agree what Darren says if they sell absolute everything it's not good quality

Who doesn't like a good sausage

Didn't look great to be fair. But your reviews on cheap breakfasts in Tenerife looked a lot worse sausage and egg wise but you scored much higher!

2 euros abroad ive never had a good breakfast abroad that was anywhere near 2 euros

All I can say is that you do a very good public service. Protect all of us from very bad food and a very bad case of food poisoning.

Lee do you know why you get curved sausage.Its because they use natural casings which have the curve of the animals insides.Most good suppliers use these and fill them with quality meat.The straight sausages are more economy minded and use collagen skins which are basically like a patchwork shammy leather.Bit of useless but interesting info for you.Love your vlogs mate well done for entertaining us .

Love it. Keep it real😀👍

The inside looks 100X better then that other cafe/diner dive you went to (you should visit a similar place). I'm always weary when a place like that has such a big varied menu though - the majority of items from the menu were probably bought from Booker wholesale or similar, those eggs were not freshly made and interesting what you said about the look of a quality sausage

Looked half decent to be honest. I'd have done the lot easy

Brilliant comedy act these guys,just love it,if your ever felling low just watch Darren and Lee.I would rather stay up North to have a proper full English breakfast to be honest lol.

you cant beat a Morrisons breakfast, had one last week was lush beat all the garden centre cafes and local ones by a country mile.

Cheap and nasty which is which I wonder how clean their place is ?

You could throw the egg at the wall and it would stick 🤣🤣

Lee, you’ve got to have the balls to confront these people serving this shit. It goes like this, “I think this breakfast has been through somebody’s bowels already. It’s shit and I’d like my money back”

Pay a decent price for a decent product period

Ooo, like the dense clouds .

That breakfast didn't look appetising. Although I've seen worse. Plate looked too crowded also. Kennington Lane cafe in Vauxhall is pretty decent.

In Lancaster up northwest, there's a place called journey social next to the city library and it's the best food I have ever eaten. The chicken oh jesus mary Joseph and the donkey.

The name of the cafe says it all really. No good food ever comes out of an airline ! Try the Regency Cafe !

Didn't look like the pictures and looks like it had been thrown on the plate beans swimming all over cheap ingredients and over priced

Like these videos if ever I visit London I might go to these places