aw yeah, free spork, score. Today we follow Steve in his quest for love. In the end, he realized what he loves most, is saving money.
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@habeashumor98143 жыл бұрын
Love the look on that server’s face as she realizes he is not going to be a tipper.
@Ai-nk4qn3 жыл бұрын
i really like the cheapskates out-cheap-skating each other idea
@yamuthastwat1232 жыл бұрын
For real, my face lit up with excitement, made my naughty area tingle from that idea. I'd pay good money for Cheapo vs, Cheapo: Let's split the check? Hahahaha
@doinked8952 жыл бұрын
I started cracking up omg 🤣🤣
@DX-d2 жыл бұрын
But it becomes boring when you know this show is fake.
@malibukitt2 жыл бұрын
That’s a golden solid pitch.i love it!!!
@jonathanm2690 Жыл бұрын
@@yamuthastwat123 omg Daivid :P :P
@victorbryan54822 жыл бұрын
Letting her flush her shit when she comes over is actually very thoughtful of him.
@kaniahankston43102 жыл бұрын
She’s a sweetheart. I would’ve paid for my own food and ordered whatever I wanted lol Then, left him with his one rib. 😂😂
@ViralVibes_012 жыл бұрын
why? lol time is more valuable than money, get up and leave
@markmcelroy18722 жыл бұрын
@@ViralVibes_01 money < time < good ribs.
@jjjordan38812 жыл бұрын
I wouldve switched tables then ordered my shite to go.
@skimbaweed Жыл бұрын
The singular rib is too funny 🤣🤣🤣
@clayton9136 Жыл бұрын
Damn you would sit through the whole thing?
@thoughtsintowords2 жыл бұрын
I would've ordered sweet tea and food to go and left his ass there.
@miraclebolton47492 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@lijo4518 Жыл бұрын
Def...this date wasn't going anywhere 😱
@habeashumor98143 жыл бұрын
Maybe he’s just not up to this much creativity, but if he doesn’t want to pay for a restaurant he could have impressed her with a picnic in the park or something
@rinrin14992 жыл бұрын
And BUY groceries??? Are you out of your mind???🙀🙀 (im joking)
@DX-d2 жыл бұрын
You have low standards if you’d be impressed with sitting with a male on grass.
@HoneyBunnyBOM Жыл бұрын
@@rinrin1499 oh you’re so cute. Dude probably would’ve hassled some poor family of squirrels for their nuts.
@hannahneville4573 Жыл бұрын
Jeez can you just IMAGINE that picnic. A smorgasbord of dumpster retrievals, scraps off plates from surrounding restaurants and maybe an airline bag of peanuts. To share, of course.
@ZazooEel57 Жыл бұрын
@@rinrin1499why buy groceries when grass is free??
@xlnuniex2 жыл бұрын
I wish she said “actually I’m starving”
@Death-9993 жыл бұрын
Does that foodie guy not realise you can save money by just eating the egg raw? imagine how many cents turning the stove on could cost.
@simplegirlslifestyle2612 жыл бұрын
and renting an apartment!! Tent is a better choice
@billsimmons89832 жыл бұрын
If this dude was concerned about saving money on a date, he would go get coffee with the woman first before any dinner
@Zarastro54 Жыл бұрын
Yeah total poser. Better yet, just take her for a walk in a park. Totally free!
@RubyBlueUwU7 сағат бұрын
He actively wants to show off his bullshit lmao. Can’t do that on a genuinely cheap/free date.
@itsgamingtime95403 жыл бұрын
Underrated channel
@outpowspo3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, I showed my wife his big Ed video and the bar rescue video. We were crying laughing. There are bugs all over the United States you know?
@yvonneanitakramer75363 жыл бұрын
Absolutly!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️💯
@Chuked3 жыл бұрын
Never a truer word has been spoken brother
@JacobChardBRA3 жыл бұрын
That's so true
@gem80083 жыл бұрын
Right I binged him all day! 😂
@setton13923 жыл бұрын
The faces you pause on. 😂 But low-key I never wanted to punch a guy in the face so much.
@Keepsafe92 жыл бұрын
So you’ve never seen Jovi
@shannonigans22202 ай бұрын
I think that’s just his permanent face/look
@sammysantoro91073 жыл бұрын
I cringed hard when he asked her about the kids menu 😬😬😬
@lijo4518 Жыл бұрын
And wanting to share a rib...a fucking rib 🤔
@carlpenney450611 ай бұрын
The one flush per week was enough to blow any slim chance he had with her… and let’s be honest, it was fuck all of a chance to begin with for him!
@notrend_10 ай бұрын
What about he will let her flush if she comes over. But just once
@Jokerasmaw2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has done their time in the customer service industry I can tell you that waitress knew she wasn't getting tipped...
@kakashisensei3811 ай бұрын
Floor rib for him
@Sinsteel11 ай бұрын
Wish the management would just pay them a decent wage so the customers could avoid this tipping bullshit. As someone who lives in a non-tipping society.
@Jokerasmaw11 ай бұрын
@@Sinsteel I delivered pizza for a time and the owner paid less than minimum wage under the assumption that the customers would make up the rest in tips, it ain’t right. Customers shouldn’t have the expectation of tipping people for doing their jobs and employers shouldn’t get away with paying a diminished wage to service workers with the expectation that the customer will bridge the gap… It’s a bad system all around. Sure some nights a service worker could make a killing in tips, other days they make under minimum wage because folks don’t feel like tipping, rightfully so they’re already paying for a meal.
@rhondaaa961411 ай бұрын
@@SinsteelThey will raise the prices accordingly. Greedy industry so you will be paying no matter what!
@RubyBlueUwU7 сағат бұрын
@@rhondaaa9614most of the world live in non-tipping societies, you guys are the only ones getting screwed over and have somehow been convinced it’s normal and inevitable. It’s entirely possible to afford pizza while the person delivering it can afford to survive without begging you to subsidise, you’re just in hell.
@WadeWilsonDP11 ай бұрын
People like this annoy me to no end. I understand not wasting your money on dumb stuff, or buying things on sale, but there is a limit. I think you're absolutely correct that it's a narcissist thing where they just want to feel like they are winning and somehow cheating the system or something.
@slayertakim13 жыл бұрын
This show annoys me to hell and back. These people are living in nice apartments, or suburban homes. Have pools, jacuzzis are able to afford trips to disneyland every year. None of them are poor! Do they think that this is what poor people do in order to save money because news flash people have a right to live and don't need to live like this!
@patrykapiezo16502 жыл бұрын
Maybe sharing your sandwich is the way to afford a pool?
@elleofhearts84712 жыл бұрын
I dont think its because they think this is how poor people live. There was one lady who was a millionaire on the show once. While you dont get to be a millionaire by spending money even though you have it, I think for some people on the show, they're ok with sacrificing comfort for wealth. They like having money just that much that they're ok ith suffering in the name of it. I think most people on the show live like this as part of some plan for the future like saving for retirement or they just like hoarding every dollar they can.
@abeurakadabeura Жыл бұрын
@@elleofhearts8471 For many years I was like that (or maybe not to the extreme like him though). I can't talk for others, but in my case, it's just that I don't like wasting money on things I don't consider worth it. I am not into food and all my foods are carefully chosen to be the cheapest yet the healthiest possible, buying in bulk to save money. I don't go to restaurant because I don't like it. I don't flush the toilet once a week but like in the evening, I won't flush it between 6pm until I go to bed (mostly to not waste water, not necessarily about money). I do activities that are free or cheap: jogging, hiking, inline skating, swimming (I live near the beach). I don't buy any brands and I have the same shirts for like the past 10 years. Saving that money here and there allows me to spend my money on other things. For example, I bought an expensive brandy noise cancelling headset without carrying about the price, because I value silence more than anything else. Or I bought expensive skates because this is the hobby I spend most of my free time doing. I travel cheap but thanks to my cheap way of traveling, I can travel multiple times throughout the year. I have also enough money for emmergencies if needed, and thanks to that, without having an heath insurance, I managed to pay cash my brain surgery. So yeah, every body is different, but it's just that cheap people don't value the same things you value.
@MalcolmXtreme3 жыл бұрын
A house full of cheapskates would be a show I would watch.
@bananamanchester41562 жыл бұрын
A whole house?? Way too expensive! Just cram 12 of them into a tent
@jordangracepatino Жыл бұрын
Same
@topdawg975 Жыл бұрын
@@bananamanchester4156bro you destroyed dem all😂
@RyanCalhan7 ай бұрын
Someone would end up killing someone else and then they’d clean up the murder in the cheapest way possible.
@BusinessBox13Ай бұрын
This would give me anxiety!
@poopysmoopy33143 жыл бұрын
please never stop uploading your channel is Amazing
@TheQuickSlice3 жыл бұрын
Thank you :) !!
@cosmosadorabilis76773 жыл бұрын
@@TheQuickSlice please, don't change when you bow up 🙏🏾
@Thebesties1312 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious!
@jordangracepatino Жыл бұрын
Yess ❤
@natashaxnichole2 жыл бұрын
The waitress slowly starting to understand the situation is literally hilarious
@user-wickedflower Жыл бұрын
Nothing about it is hilarious
@lijo4518 Жыл бұрын
Just sad & pathetic 🫣
@Elite_Teach3 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised how Mark didn’t just go to her house on a date
@elleofhearts84712 жыл бұрын
it makes sense when you dont know or trust the person enough to be comfortable with them knowing where you live. Its always more safe to meet a date in a public place the first few dates. They can't have a date at her house if she's not comfortable with him knowing where she lives.
@hayleykiyokoisbae17762 жыл бұрын
@@elleofhearts8471 I'm pretty sure he meant it in a way where he's so cheap he's surprised he even went to a place where he had to spend more than 25 cents
@markeyalee2 жыл бұрын
I would have paid separate and never seen him again🤣
@cocochanel13992 жыл бұрын
I would have taken an emergency call, bailed, and never seen him again. God bless his sweet soul ❤️
@ZazooEel57 Жыл бұрын
I would have walked out. Hopefully the channel paid for her meal.
@chaeryeongships39913 жыл бұрын
Bruh, this guy is nasty
@Robin-nj3du3 жыл бұрын
How do you only have 28k subscribers you deserve way more.
@TheQuickSlice3 жыл бұрын
I’ve gotten comments like this since I was at 100 subscribers, and my answer is still: I’m surprised there’s even this many of us as it is! It’s really amazing! Thanks for being a viewer :)
@valury_storm_3 жыл бұрын
@@TheQuickSlice Well you gotten 7 000 subs in 2 months.
@funicon368910 ай бұрын
@@TheQuickSlice170k now and still not enough
@0marBinLaden3 жыл бұрын
the king has uploaded again
@HollyBerry02552 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to know, what exactly are these people saving this money for. I can understand doing some of this stuff out of necessity if you do not have the means but these people literally are doing this for no reason. Why live in crummy conditions, making yours and your families life harder for what? You to die and then just have a pile of money you didn't use. That's insanity.
@easyhair4health2 жыл бұрын
My aunt has been doing this for years and then divorced and remarried another cheap fucker. She didn't get her mother the last fourth birthday gifts before she died and I honestly don't know what they do . Like it really bothers me, what do you do ???
@JustTryingToYoutube Жыл бұрын
@@easyhair4healthbetter start sucking up and get on her will at least at this point 😂
@bearwrence2 жыл бұрын
“You’re a ‘food guy’, then you’re a ‘floor guy’. Dude you’re just every guy who gets their first apartment…except you’re like 60.” 😂
@D-Fens_16323 жыл бұрын
Surely she knew exactly what the setup was, she would have had to agree to be part of the production and sign releases and all that, but I don't think that matters to him.
@missk13. Жыл бұрын
This guy is my WORST nightmare 🤣
@zlatkajupe2 жыл бұрын
"So... what else do you do besides save cups and utensils?" *LOOOOOOL*
@chupacabra84783 жыл бұрын
“Here are all the things you asked forrrr” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RubyBlueUwU7 сағат бұрын
And the silent “you fuckin’ weirdo” that followed
@aliciamonroe6153 жыл бұрын
I just found your site today and while binge watching, I haven't laughed this hard all month! Great sense of humor!
@xWithoutxAxCausex Жыл бұрын
This has been me today 🤌🏽🤌🏽😂
@Gottashitrealbad2 жыл бұрын
He looks like elon musk and mark Zuckerberg had a child 😭
@scoffsphammer3 жыл бұрын
God damn these cheapskates are going insane
@BlackHeart-ph3cg2 жыл бұрын
At some point she should have paid for her own meal and let buddy do whatever
@Neozoo8003 жыл бұрын
I laughed for like, 5 straight minutes at the “ I’ve got six weeks of shit in my toilet”
@joshuastanford72 Жыл бұрын
lmao “ 0:45 well i got 6 weeks of shit piled” 😂😂😭😂 omg i cannot stop laughing at that shit
@alexiaalcaraz1367 Жыл бұрын
I once went on a date with a guy who picked me up and the first thing he said was "I'm glad I have a Prius because it saves so much gas" we went to the park and had a pretty ok time. After he asked me if I was hungry and I said "sure let's go to McDonald's." We get there and he orders for me🙄 but not only that he ordered the 2 for 3 burgers and two water cups. He turns to me and says "you're not that hungry right? Cuz this stuff is expensive" I took my burger and water cup and never talked to him again lmao. I even asked him before hand if he wanted me to pay for myself because I was really hungry and wanted a whole meal
@la6136 Жыл бұрын
Dude thought McDonald’s was expensive. He would have passed out if he had to take you to an actual restaurant 😂
@thestupidcupcake83343 жыл бұрын
I fell in love with the commentary on this one Slice, you're amazing hahah.
@kerrieg43593 жыл бұрын
I love that you make these so I don't have to watch the actual videos. Just your commentary. Makes all of these trash shows 1000% better!
@paveley8983 жыл бұрын
the whole reason u get money is to use on for nice stuff or just live normally lmao
@jle44332 жыл бұрын
Greg is so unlike every young man when an attractive woman is in his presence. It's hard not to admire.
@jordan_roadhouse4798 Жыл бұрын
Yeah the flushing once a week is well sexy, admirable.
@1refcortez2 жыл бұрын
He got a rib… and asked if she wanted some!!!!!! I’m having a fuck’n heart attack!!!! He told her… 🤦🏽♂️ stop the madness!!!
@notrend_ Жыл бұрын
Cooking an egg now is 15bux. This guy is genius!
@wcottee28 күн бұрын
My Father on me being a cheapskate..."My son took a dollar bill out of his pocket and George Washington blinked at the light".
@claytinhofernandes3 жыл бұрын
Your commentary is PURE GOLD!
@Eddy-my3zf2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video so far because of 1:38. I'm subscribed now 💯
@jenniferhamm47832 жыл бұрын
I just laugh all the time when I watched these!! Ur so funny love how u make fun of everyone and call them out on their shit
@averagegameenjoyer41563 жыл бұрын
Dude keep this series man, this is some funny shit lmao
@topdawg975 Жыл бұрын
2:48 bro was gettting turned on by the cheap food 😂
@SylviaOkoktok2 жыл бұрын
I just found your channel yesterday and have been slowly binging 😂 your commentary is my favourite hahah thank you thank you!
@mrlink84253 жыл бұрын
Omg yesssss your content is gold
@aleksdreeve887811 ай бұрын
If I go to a bbq restaurant and you offer to SHARE a VEGGIE plate, you're dying.
@zarianwalker5974 Жыл бұрын
"pour it in my hand for 10 cents" lmao
@mislavblazevic85053 жыл бұрын
Keep filling my life with these videos
@Thedownwardmineon2 жыл бұрын
I would have left this date within the first 10 minutes
@UnfriendlyZone3 жыл бұрын
This is just what I needed, my Christmas is saved!
@rachelcrocs2225 Жыл бұрын
Your commentary on this stuff is so entertaining I love your channel
@Em-sd8zm3 жыл бұрын
Physically could not hold back laughter on this one 😂
@nettabeatty95011 ай бұрын
No he didn't order just 1 rib 😂..I'm dead
@kakashisensei3811 ай бұрын
Surprised he didn’t ask the waitress if there’s any free food in the back or uneaten meals.
@susanmartin3762 Жыл бұрын
You're one of the funniest guys in KZfaq!! Your comments are so funny!!! I'm a new fan for life!!
@easyhair4health2 жыл бұрын
My aunt is such a cheap ass I honestly stopped talking to her. The last time we went to Panera she refused to buy my son Mac n cheese and people at another table thought we were poor and bought food for us. It was mortifying
@ben23guzman3 жыл бұрын
Always happy to see whenever you upload a new video man. Keep it up
@tiayangeralongkumer15393 жыл бұрын
On behalf of all the males in the world ...this guy set the bar for "How not to act on a date"
@outpowspo3 жыл бұрын
Dude, you’re my new favorite channel. You remind me of a more relaxed AIU but instead of religion, you cover these shorts of shows. You have a good sense of satirical comedy. Keep it up my friend!
@keepthat50542 жыл бұрын
Brandy out here deserving waaaay better
@bdel802 жыл бұрын
His date looks nice, he is missing out.
@jordangracepatino Жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed so much in a while, thank you!
@neaa42982 жыл бұрын
I'd laugh and walk out with my sweet tea. He's not spending lots of money. He's not wanting to spend any money.
@jonathanrottach13953 жыл бұрын
I Love your content and the way you make your videos. Can't understand why you're so underrated. I think your channel will have a nice future! Regards from a german fan!
@Z1LVA3 жыл бұрын
We need more!
@phillipcotchen36553 жыл бұрын
Getting sauce vibes but in a different way. Love it.
@aaronmerkel52162 жыл бұрын
"I'm a foodie" proceeds to fry up chicken menstruations.
@micheleg53473 жыл бұрын
Love this channel!
@marcosolis451911 ай бұрын
Just found this channel, and this man dont miss.
@bravepart Жыл бұрын
The date progresses like a panic attack
@boburyusupov94873 жыл бұрын
Hey man amazin video. Keep it up!
@hananfathiyyah37585 ай бұрын
This show itself is crazy. And ur commenting makes it 10x funnier. 😂
@chiefnoodz2 жыл бұрын
I'm Dead 😭 This Video Is Hilarious
@nebojsanebojsa9212 жыл бұрын
TheQuickSlice You are so cool and funny I just had to sub. to your channel !!Regards from Serbia!
@karthiksantosh4043 жыл бұрын
Keep making great content, you are gonna be at the top at one point
@rickyperry44763 жыл бұрын
i haven't laughed like this in years
@pabloesco69452 жыл бұрын
Stumbled on this lmaoo just subbed bro
@adao21943 жыл бұрын
i love your channel !! :))
@luisortiz37733 жыл бұрын
Dude i love your vids you should hit 100k subs
@kimmoreels79503 жыл бұрын
yeah bro nice vids i just saw your ed video and now i watched almost all of them :P thank you so mutch il keep revisiting for sure
@yeoltelly3 жыл бұрын
QuickSlice never disappoints. Good content. Merry [YOUR LOCAL SOLSTICE FESTIViTY HERE] everyone!
@Spike113882 жыл бұрын
🤣 do more on this show lol
@ityph00n.713 жыл бұрын
Back at it again.
@julesgraves8 ай бұрын
He is the worst type of person. I would've ordered my food to go and sat somewhere else with no mic. And then to assume I want to SHARE food on our lunch or dinner date. The convo about what he likes to do was a billboard of a red flag.
@pleasedontfailusproduction19683 жыл бұрын
I like these videos because its like I'm watching the cringe from behind glass and not first hand, like a cringe zoo
@user-gj6sz9wi4r3 жыл бұрын
Love your content
@dest1512 жыл бұрын
All I can think is Chris rock and the 1 rib skit . " Good lord" lol
@lillaxxitiv15012 жыл бұрын
Makes me feel much much better about the dates I've been on.
@Sinsteel11 ай бұрын
This woman isn't desperate enough to have even replied to this dude. She'd have to be a four-foot rock troll to be going on this date, much less arranging a follow-up.
@damienruzco Жыл бұрын
When he said “In my condo” to begin his answer to her question what else do you besides save cups and plates, I thought at first he was saying (I save)”my condoms”
@michaeldiekmann64942 жыл бұрын
Thats the reason ladies, why you should always be ready to pay for your own stuff on a date, just in case.
@bspradley4 ай бұрын
She is way too cute to be wasting her time with this cheap dude. Come on now. Just crazy!
@SirLemonvoid3 жыл бұрын
The last guy was the original floor gang
@MisAmandaful5 ай бұрын
Laughing this whole video 😂😂
@lijo4518 Жыл бұрын
I had a co-worker who was extremely cheap...when we would go out for lunch, he would always ask if the soda was refillable & make sure he gets his moneys worth. He made more $$ than me but didn't want to pay for cable or furniture...his place looks like that foodies place