Chess, but the rules are cursed

Chess, but the rules are cursed - All Endings

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0:00 Normal Ending (Blitz)
5:36 Good Ending
15:24 Good Ending (skip to actual ending)
16:15 Ascension Ending
19:59 Ascension Ending (skip to actual ending)
21:18 Goose Ending (most of this is trying to find how to get it and screwing around)
32:33 Goose Ending (skip to actual ending)
33:47 Bonus Strategy Advice
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@Mariofan-lz5gf Ай бұрын

Fun Fact: if you accuse a gift of knowledge of cheating, the game calls it a landmine!

@trappergroupyt Ай бұрын

That's what it is basically lol (69 likes)

@zacharywiggins9660 Ай бұрын

also you can make your king escape on the duck, but it doesn't have an ending and the black king will still auto-beat you if you cheat without an accusation allowing you to do so.

@Victorsandergamer Ай бұрын

what if you just let him capture all your pieces (except the king since he's with the duck) what happens? @@zacharywiggins9660

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 29 күн бұрын

The "knowledge" being gifted is that you're about to blow up.

@NotQuartz Ай бұрын

Icely: I’m done with this game. (Sees views) Icely: all endings time

@junyong0716 Ай бұрын

mostly because rule34 thumbnail, i mean nobody is gonna scroll past it

@darqed Ай бұрын

yeah xd but you can't blame him he's really underrated

@brycew5846 Ай бұрын

Based

@Monoryable Ай бұрын

Icely battle advanced

@IcelyPuzzles Ай бұрын

thanks quarts

@CuteKyuubi Ай бұрын

You know what would be really cool, is if there were about 200 rules and each game chooses a random 20 from the deck

@naosei9371 15 күн бұрын

WOW GENIUS

@The_Survivor-Slugcat Ай бұрын

I find it funny how you can accuse the troll of cheating, but cheat as well instead of undoing what he did 💀

@Vulpercool Ай бұрын

you CAN undo what he did, but would you rather do that, or cheat against him to get a better position?

@zackbuildit88 Ай бұрын

@@Vulpercoolyou can't always undo. If he takes a piece, you can just move his back to safety

@Vulpercool Ай бұрын

true@@zackbuildit88

@Cyan_Scug Ай бұрын

Yooo rainworld pfp

@blango-san 26 күн бұрын

that's the point

@odinjaynes5003 Ай бұрын

"Throughout Heaven and this bridge, I alone am the ascended one."

@donovanmahan2901 Ай бұрын

Imaginary technique: gray

@el_mr6439 Ай бұрын

Are you the queen because you are strong or are you strong because you are the queen?

@Hytaunyt Ай бұрын

Nah, i'd cross

@koin799 Ай бұрын

then the duck asked HE can you jump because you are horse or are you horse because you can jump?

@DavidGonzalezArias-rj5vj Ай бұрын

imaginary technique: checkmate

@user-th1hu6hg9s Ай бұрын

Pawns without diagonal attack is cursed.

@BlackLegVinesmokeSanji Ай бұрын

Pawns going backwards is more cursed

@RealCCre Ай бұрын

Pieces going off the board is more cursed

@The_Survivor-Slugcat Ай бұрын

The fact that this is happening at all in the first place is more cursed

@hunggvnpro6522 Ай бұрын

wait until you see chinese chess

@5d4a5 Ай бұрын

pawns without able to going 2 squares on their first turn is cursed

@G.Aaron.Fisher Ай бұрын

FYI - you can cheat freely when taking the opponent's final piece. The penalty is normally them being able to cheat back, but since the game is over and they have no pieces there's no penalty for it. I was a bit surprised there wasn't an achievement for that.

@ashtongiertz8728 Ай бұрын

Looks like pawns are also able to cheat if you move them to the great beyond, since the piece disappears from the board and this can't be accused of cheating.

@michaeledmunds7056 17 күн бұрын

@@ashtongiertz8728So you can just take out his entire back row for free? 😂

@VadidLawrence 11 күн бұрын

@@ashtongiertz8728 no I just checked it doesn't work

@ashtongiertz8728 11 күн бұрын

@@VadidLawrenceit worked when you did it at 16:27

@mauer1 9 күн бұрын

@@ashtongiertz8728 he was allowed to cheat there because he accused rightfully before

@yellowice0 Ай бұрын

There needs to be a follow up to this game where the goose ending was the true ending so he goes absolutely hard core into a rule book with like 250 rules kinda' like the password game that as you play you have to follow more and more rules and it gets so complicated and convoluted that it's basically unplayable for those who can't think of a bunch of different things at once

@dustin202 Ай бұрын

And it HAS to be beatable just like the password game

@DamienBritton-jo4iq Ай бұрын

15:18 THE DUCK LOOK AT THE TOP LEFT

@glitchyrawls3632 Ай бұрын

I was waiting to see what the troll would do if you goose your own king and then cheat.

@ayyliqn2142 Ай бұрын

20:40 small minds will see you ascend and say "he think he big mind, but his head just fat"

@stevenneiman1554 Ай бұрын

By the way, when possible the optimal cheat is to move one of the troll's rooks adjacent to the other, causing both to fuse into a useless castle.

@Romashka_Sov 29 күн бұрын

And if there is any other black piece near the rook you can take it out. 3 for 1!

@bondziotek5627 25 күн бұрын

well you can move the rook next to the other one at the start of the game, just outside the board

@milkpenguin1696 Ай бұрын

I like how 15:15 Icely doesn't realise the goose

@Proto4 Ай бұрын

Where

@milkpenguin1696 Ай бұрын

@@Proto4 top left of the screen

@LimeonCandy Ай бұрын

I think the funny thing about when you did the blitz ending is your final move you cheated but it didn't matter because you won (The cheat was the Queen having an affair)

@phantom-ri2tg Ай бұрын

-The queen is allowed to take the king. he was worried over nothing.- -The reason he lost in previous video from doing that is because the new black king spawned right next to the queen.- -Unless the enemy king moving to your queen counts but I doubt it. I am guessing you have to end your turn on your queen being next to a king.-

@Viscidsquare040 Ай бұрын

@@phantom-ri2tgwhat about 22:58?

@phantom-ri2tg Ай бұрын

@@Viscidsquare040 .. Oh. I had thought it was cheated because invalid move. I was wrong then.

@anoncuber1510 Ай бұрын

goose chasing advanced

@thatonefrenchguy937 Ай бұрын

I thought that you were doing only 1 video on this but I'm glad that you did this one!

@AntiVectorTV Ай бұрын

You absolutely should have turned into the goose. Rule 69: There must always be a Lich Goose.

@N.Bluesky Ай бұрын

Now I want to see a chess champion play against these troll rules... In REAL Life!

@vanilla_icecrem Ай бұрын

That would probably become popular

@Bd-qs5bn Ай бұрын

white has a big disadvantage

@markkimuszer0 Ай бұрын

The ascension ending is the troll getting divine punishment

@YdenMk-II Ай бұрын

Since you can move queens of the other color, could you move the other queen onto the duck then capture the king so it swaps places with the queen onto the moving duck? In theory that could get you to have the troll on the duck without breaking any rules.

@jasongodding6655 Ай бұрын

Ah, but the queen doesn't work out-of-town.

@YdenMk-II Ай бұрын

@@jasongodding6655 Sure but then just bring the duck into town since there doesn't seem to be any rule about moving the duck.

@eyeronthegamer Ай бұрын

Oh yeah! So firstly drag the duck and bring it onto the board, then let the black queen ride into the duck, then afterward, capture the black king without any other pieces besides the black queen, then no cheating has been made! It's a hardcore kind of challenge though but wow... What a theory.

@misterandylink Ай бұрын

The best first cheat move is to just combine their rooks into a castle. The rook can capture one of their own pieces when you do it if there is another piece near their other rook.

@job8 Ай бұрын

1:47 the best cheat there is probably to move the black rook next to the other black rook so that you get rid of both as they become a castle.

@yourtoaster123 Ай бұрын

20:09 PAWN STORM INCOMING !!

@sophiasabkv1372 Ай бұрын

actual zombie

@xdkillfor34akathetroll30 Ай бұрын

@@sophiasabkv1372 call the exorcist!

@StarLink149 Ай бұрын

It's the rapture!

@khromyakvsevolod3664 Ай бұрын

If I'm correct, you may move the castle, because rooks can eat pieces of the same colour to increase their tower power.

@atsali2 Ай бұрын

One of the rules say the castle cannot move unless 3 or more rooks are on the board

@jwhite5008 Ай бұрын

So I'm interested in finding out what happened if: 1) goose takes away white king off screen - then you cheat 2) you put goose on black king, then after he asks you to put him back - do so (if that is even possible) 3) you put a "combined tower" on goose, or goose on combined tower 4) put goose on a square with 2 pieces already on the same square 5) lose all pieces except one (which would be king), put your last piece on the goose 6) put king on the goose, let it escape, then lose all pieces 7) put second to last non-king black piece on goose, then capture black king 8) put bishop's landmine on goose, put goose on landmine 9) put goose on slippery tile 10) capture last non-king piece when the last piece was a bishop not on the board, accuse king of the bishop rule 11) try to break every breakable rule 12) try to accuse of breaking every nonsensical rule including first and last page, including "black king contents"' 13) put goose on board surrounded by pieces 14) put goose on board surrounded by bishop landmines 15) in cheat mode attempt to capture a black piece that is already on the goose 16) try to move a piece off goose when in cheat mode, when not on cheat mode 17) in cheat mode move white king out of the board, then lose all other pieces 18) win without cheating with your king still on the goose while not cheated 19) accuse a piece on the goose which swam out of the board of the bishop rule 20) attempt a softlock when the last remaining black piece is a king out of the board and you don't control a bishop 21) deprive yourself of valid moves by losing bishops and putting all remaining pieces out of the board 22) castling is not a valid move but I'm interested in what he says if you attempt it 23) have two "combined tower" pieces on the board 24) accuse own piece on first move of a random rule 25) make black king surrounded with landmines 26) accuse goose of something if that is even possible 27) accuse a piece on goose of moving illegally

@Kingboo247 Ай бұрын

I know the answer to some of these. 1) if you cheat with white king offscreen, black king shoots towards where it went and captures it offscreen. 13) irrelevant. goose doesn't pick pieces up; you must place them on the goose. 15)you can capture a piece that is on the goose. If it's standing in a spot where you'd normally be able to capture it, it's not even cheating. The troll did it to me. :( 23)there's no reason you can't do that, but it does mean sacrificing all the rooks. No "softlocks" are possible. If there are no valid moves, you have no choice but to cheat. Then you lose. If it's black's turn and they have no valid moves, same for them. They must cheat, then you can win. I do wonder what happens if only the black king is left and you cheat to capture him. Do you get caught or can he not call you out because he just lost?

@jwhite5008 Ай бұрын

@@Kingboo247IIRC the video showed an illegal move eliminating the last black piece which ended the game before the troll could retaliate

@Egghead930 Ай бұрын

What If you put the gift of knowledge on the goose?

@lorenzoniccoli99ln Ай бұрын

Does anyone know what happens when a capture happens on a square where 2 pieces of the same color are overlapped?

@orngjce223 Ай бұрын

The game is $3

@Ka_muu Ай бұрын

You cheated at 5:05 by taking the king with your queen, you would have lost. However, because the troll no longer existed on the board, he could no longer accuse you of cheating. The same would go for you if the troll cheated and instantly took your king, you wouldn't be able to accuse him because you've already lost. So yes, as said at 15:00, he DOESN'T have a defence against that. It's a shame you didn't go for the under 5 minute speedrun achievement because it has a leaderboard and you'd see me on there and - CHESS EVOLVED LOOKS LIKE THAT NOW?? WHAT IS THAT

@theone614777 Ай бұрын

Ayyyy been waiting for a part 2! Thank you!

@michaeledmunds7056 17 күн бұрын

"you have ascended" "But you remain on the bridge."😂

@SomePerson-ns2dk Ай бұрын

Me: ok it's just chess. *Moves a pawn two squares and gets napalm bombed by the troll*

@limonlx7182 Ай бұрын

You could sacrifice the queen to get to the good ending faster.

@henryphoenix852 Ай бұрын

this is some quality puzzle content take my subscription

@theverycringenogoodname8453 Ай бұрын

Chess battle primitive

@Santibag 29 күн бұрын

25:04 Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

@diegomunoz714 Ай бұрын

Old Old Chess Battle Advanced gameplay will make you praise Envy

@vicmatthew595 Ай бұрын

We need more puzzle games to exist. Besides the ones that are fetch quests, the puzzles that makes you think and question BS.

@-Raylight Ай бұрын

20:09 They are the storm that is approaching! Finally a big minded chest update xD

@akuma2022 29 күн бұрын

Damn I have a lot to catch up now, really Underrated.

@SyfyRules Ай бұрын

with the pawn promotion mechanic changed to "ascension", is there even a way to get three towers and a castle on the board? considering the only way to create a castle is to consume two of the initial four towers, you'd HAVE to add one back somehow in order for rule 28 to no longer apply...unless the whole point is not being able to move it ever except for cheating turns.

@GamingGardevoir 11 күн бұрын

The point is that it can never move legally

@franciscofernandezmedrano9613 Ай бұрын

What would happen of You give up all your puedes but your king escaped with the duck since the Game can only end if the king is captured

@donovanmahan2901 Ай бұрын

Well you'd only be able to make an illegal move and if you cheat the troll can go offscreen to capture your king.

@mikotourabe1830 Ай бұрын

The goose part where you put the white king what if you cheated after?

@Penguingot Ай бұрын

I was waiting for this video and it popped up at my home page

@nicodoti258 Ай бұрын

LuL

@baconub Ай бұрын

I thought this was a game about a grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge

@krustygaming5887 Ай бұрын

Bro was coping over the 20 attempts.

@alfredoscorfano7026 6 күн бұрын

good voice for a troll or goblin. nice to listen

@cliveho9653 Ай бұрын

Maybe the real duck, is the duck we saw on the TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER along the way....

@user-th1hu6hg9s Ай бұрын

The real Pawn moves like a King and attacks in all the directions it did not move already.

@Joe_Griddly Ай бұрын

goblin bridge advancing

@abdillahahmad7025 Ай бұрын

"In this world, it's cheat or be cheated on!" -the troll, probably

@AidanStricklin 29 күн бұрын

You can grab the goose if it is under a piece on the board

@DCODERATOR-qy5oc Ай бұрын

everyone wanted this,but nobody will do it thank for you for it!

@tubthungusbychumbungus Ай бұрын

I dont think i have the mental fortitude to play this for myself 😭

@Victor0176_ Ай бұрын

awesome sauce

@Flandre-Scarlet Ай бұрын

21:50 Did you know: close and close are spelled the same way

@yourboi5492 Ай бұрын

20:00 it’s the pawn storm that was incoming

@DavidGonzalezArias-rj5vj Ай бұрын

the bridge is a metafor for goblin opresion

@Zorgdub 22 күн бұрын

I thought that the Ascension ending would be super hard to get with not a single pawn ever allowed to be taken by the opponents, but the fact that the opponent's pawn ascending count towards the total helps tremendously. Also I woudn't have thought of forcing an opponent's pawn to move to your back row to remove them. Brilliant!

@user-hn5dd8bn4r Ай бұрын

I really like the idea of this game.

@darthrzs3161 Ай бұрын

what's the game you're playing at the very end. it looks cool and I'd like to try it out

@vahsiejder3815 Ай бұрын

Chess evolved online

@humankktheblueslime Ай бұрын

I wonder if fyou can do anything with the castle, like cheat to use it to capture things? walk into it? is that counted as walk in each other's shoe if it's a castle? does eating your own piece as a rook to increase power make it multiple rook and so you can movve the castle? ...is there rook eat everyone ending?

@44hd59 18 күн бұрын

You can probably do the Goose ending without cheating.

@Strill_ Ай бұрын

What if you get through without cheating, then place the goose on top of the black king? Then you'll eliminate the troll without cheating.

@throwawwy53 Ай бұрын

ICELY PLAYING CHESS EVOLVED!!! IT FINALLY HAPPENED

@duprica Ай бұрын

Makes me wonder if you can bait him into moving himself into the gooses path without cheating to see if there's another variant of the ending. I had a pawn sitting in the middle of the board randomly get captured by the goose beneath the bridge..

@Ementss Ай бұрын

19:10 duck!

@mmm1217 Ай бұрын

Man, here I thought there was something to do with putting every piece on the lilypad or something.

@destructleft3239 Ай бұрын

Goose.

@ashramblesthehirmins3515 Ай бұрын

bishop for rook is not a good trade of in terms of troll chest

@meviques9490 Ай бұрын

Do all achievements next!!

@sophiasabkv1372 Ай бұрын

Chess, but the battle is advanced - All Confrontations

@Blu-Arch-Plyer 19 күн бұрын

question:if you can cheat during a 'revenge' technically you can use opponets rook to take the queen during taking annyoing rook takes rook through pawn?

@A_Legend95 Ай бұрын

That looked like an anime attack

@zacharyscovel1017 Ай бұрын

You may means you have an option to do it.

@RealPanzer999 Ай бұрын

couldn't you move the goose onto the king to get it carried away?

@flavinho- Ай бұрын

lets goo part 2

@CND_JohnPork Ай бұрын

they should add a ending where the tower eats all the pieces

@tyler33773 Ай бұрын

I need origin of cba vid

@sotek2784 Ай бұрын

What happens if you drag the goose onto the board on top of the black king?

@fantasma7682 Ай бұрын

you already try use the rook, it can eat you own team piece and gain +1

@jailennardvillarama 18 сағат бұрын

2:44 you made a fusion pawn

@aud9152 Ай бұрын

Woohoo 4 frames of chess evolved online. been over a year since I last poked that game

@Narrativerse 14 күн бұрын

Would be neat to make your King leave the game (via the goose) then start to cheat to see if the troll can do anything about that

@darkdakurai3292 Ай бұрын

Fuck, that was a pawn storm incoming...

@MrRyanroberson1 15 күн бұрын

the trick after moving your king onto the duck legally is to cheat freely since the opponent can't kill your king in one move since your king isn't present!

@GamingGardevoir 11 күн бұрын

Wrong, the troll goes offscreen and kills the king anyway

@zoophiliaphobic Ай бұрын

help im rotting

@demonitazation2197 Ай бұрын

That chess game at the end looks sick but it doesn't show up under chess battle advanced,help

@Opanker_ Ай бұрын

Chess Evolved Online

@lord_swag Ай бұрын

whats the game at the end and where can i download it

@Adelene. Ай бұрын

You can get the achievement : Slay Queen!" For doing this 34:51

@StarLink149 Ай бұрын

What if you get to cheat and then move the opponent's rook next to their next rook, making a castle? Then you just got rid of two of their pieces at once. :D I wonder if there is an achievement for that.

@linkhyrule5800 Ай бұрын

Indeed there is! There is also one for getting three pieces at once, which I think you get for making a castle in a way that eats a third piece?

@the_Datana Ай бұрын

I'd just put all enemy pieces into the water so they can't leave

@HuaIs5foot3 Ай бұрын

What is the chess game being played at the end?

@Sir_rar Ай бұрын

Finally, horse guy true ending finally

@kajek1229 Ай бұрын

Im feeling troll-y, i will make an encounter of this to my D&D group. Should i add some rules to it?

@kajek1229 Ай бұрын

@@JayZ920 here's and evil idea: if a player attacks a troll he ends up as a pawn on trolls side of the board, refusing orders will deal 5 force damage for resistance, increasing by 5 permanently for every other refusal. Player cannot capture, only attack.