Chess, but the rules are cursed

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Icely Puzzles

2 ай бұрын

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@gmdFrame 2 ай бұрын

I love how rule 8 is just a horse.

@Tyranitar. 2 ай бұрын

hors

@ArceusFireForme 2 ай бұрын

@ajtcj1356 2 ай бұрын

Hous

@uselesscheesucake8901 2 ай бұрын

@@ArceusFireForme I guess HE finally got tired of politics and became a horse

@tookiecar1 2 ай бұрын

It’s connected to rule 9

@exi_m7074 2 ай бұрын

The 34th Rule of Chess: If it Exists, there is a Chess Version of it.

@ronaldromans Ай бұрын

Sooooo what about chess balls

@tolomas3721 Ай бұрын

Chessticles

@ronaldromans Ай бұрын

@@tolomas3721 lmao

@deloptin545 Ай бұрын

wrong, the 34th rule is that the troll can have an affair

@RandomPersonuwontknow Ай бұрын

I'm Beating My Chmeat With this one

@darqed 2 ай бұрын

the closest we've gotten to a full chess battle advanced game

@ReeseHosgood 2 ай бұрын

Definitely. This is going to be fun to watch.

@sergewind2208 2 ай бұрын

Isn't Chess Battle Advanced supposed to be an advanced version of Chess Evolved Online? or am I rusty on the lore?

@felipecardope 2 ай бұрын

@@sergewind2208 You are, chess battle advanced was canceled, now there is Chess Battle Advanced (icely version)

@bird9188 2 ай бұрын

I still don't understand what chess battle advanced is

@ReeseHosgood 2 ай бұрын

@@bird9188 Basically, the phrase “chess battle advanced” is just just a running gag on Icely’s channel similar to the phrase “that’s just a theory, a game theory” from the game theorists channel.

@dandykong321 2 ай бұрын

So, a theory regarding the ending: You turn into a troll after winning because of Rule 11, "If the black king dies, the crown is given to another member of the royal guard. The perpetual cycle continues." And the troll plays as his own king piece. But if you capture all his pieces, there's nothing else to invoke Rule 11 on. So he kings _you_. There is no win condition for white - either black wins, or white becomes black and wins. So how do you avoid this fate? You cheat. Notice how the troll's last words are to accuse you of cheating? That was his fatal mistake. Next time you play this game, try pressing space during the ending and see if it lets you go into accusation mode. Calling his Rule 1 violation and cheating back is probably how you get the good ending.

@hunterchichester5720 2 ай бұрын

OMG

@hptuseqz7437 Ай бұрын

in theory it may give you that ending... but there's one thing you missed. Successfully spotting a troll cheat will allow you to cheat back as revenge... "You [may] cheat this turn" It's not really a direct statement... but could it be that to win is to not..?

@Ariamaki Ай бұрын

There's also the paper pointing out that he doesn't want pawns to ascend, specifically drawing out all of them...

@tsunamininja Ай бұрын

My theory (halfway through the video) is simply that you need to win without cheating to get the good ending.

@lantosrevial8846 Ай бұрын

@@tsunamininja So I bought the game after seeing that Icely didn't want to make a no cheat run, proceeded to play the entire 1st game without cheating, and was rewarded with the good ending. After you win, the troll calls you an idiot for not cheating despite him cheating all the time and the rulebooks allowing you to cheat if you call *their* cheats, then asks you if you were trying to teach him a lesson, and finally tries to convince himself that you cannot change him, repeating it 4 or 5 times. He then slips and falls (does the slippery tiles movement). You can then go up, and get now rewarded with the "You crossed the bridge." quote, followed by the number of attempts, the time, and a quote stating that you never cheated before the credits roll, and you get sent to the main menu.

@fitsdespits6903 2 ай бұрын

Hi Finn here! Thank you so much for playing the game

@WordUser 2 ай бұрын

A truly advanced version of chess

@Joe_Griddly 2 ай бұрын

underrated game + comment

@konignickerchen7265 2 ай бұрын

The hand rubbing is very formidable.

@user-mb9gt2fl8g 2 ай бұрын

findanse

@paulomatute4114 2 ай бұрын

I think it would be nicer if you didn't instantly lose for you cheating/false accusing, just a bit too punishing in my opinion

@cachotognax3600 2 ай бұрын

act/chapter 1 is before meeting the goblin, act/chapter 3 is after defeating it.

@The_Dr_Fate 2 ай бұрын

so this is act 2? and where is the act 1

@tsquitz 2 ай бұрын

@@The_Dr_Fate act 1 is the start of the game, before the goblin appears, act 2 is before challenging the goblin

@umbra0rpng173 2 ай бұрын

CBA!!!!!! "The rules are the same as chess, except for these changes."

@Joe_Griddly 2 ай бұрын

that was a uhhhh whos that one guy that makes videos like "How to play uno flip" and he explains it beautifully reference, right?

@_Solose_ 2 ай бұрын

@@Joe_Griddlyi dont know troller

@theneoreformationist Ай бұрын

yes@@Joe_Griddly

@janthejetplane5668 Ай бұрын

,,For a refresher of those rules, check out this video *points to top-right corner*''

@thomkoval Ай бұрын

@@_Solose_it's something like sss games.

@warmwater9509 2 ай бұрын

Finally, chess got an update

@comediots7456 Ай бұрын

When there's only one piece left, you can actually just cheat. He has no more pieces, therefore he has lost.

@Can-uj5pv Ай бұрын

Except for a tower, if you still have one on your side, I'd guess.

@valorune Ай бұрын

cool i was wondering if you could do that

@Ayelis 26 күн бұрын

How do you mean? Doesn't he always take your king with his king, which is his last piece?

@sadmate_ 2 ай бұрын

you out-goblin'd the goblin by not doing the no-revenge-cheat run. I am frustrated but at the same time I'd do it too. lol

@user-th1hu6hg9s 2 ай бұрын

Cheat Battle Advanced.

@edward9487 2 ай бұрын

I think the good ending involves something along the lines of getting across the bridge... without trollification. Maybe no cheating.

@aidensnyder2420 2 ай бұрын

yeah, probably beat the game without revenge cheating

@Maxwell_Twist Ай бұрын

This is correct. It took 7 attempts and 48 minutes, but I just got the good ending. Just don't cheat.

@Twisted_Code Ай бұрын

9:00 "This is undefended right now" he says forgetting the troll rules on pawn movement

@ZachAttack6089 Ай бұрын

Also not realizing that there's a bishop right next to it defending it lol

@mathematicskid 2 ай бұрын

9:40 it was you capturing the old king with your queen

@rovalen_hagane 2 ай бұрын

We'll be waiting for the sequel to this CBA, the Decent Battle Advanced

@Ka_muu 2 ай бұрын

100%ed this game just now. Great game. My complaint was exactly what Icely did -- troll does not understand page T2. He can accuse you of cheating even when the cheating piece does not exist, HOWEVER -- that's because this is a special case. Both the troll and the player are not allowed to cheat in a way that removes the cheating piece from play. If the cheating piece becomes a castle, the castle is now the cheating piece.

@paulomatute4114 2 ай бұрын

I think the enemy lift of your pieces occasionally to make you think that they moved and you false accuse him You did fall for it the first time

@steamedeggeggegg 2 ай бұрын

We all have trauma to rules after playing the password game

@Graknorke 2 ай бұрын

Bishop goes on vacation, actually works out of town

@sliporful Ай бұрын

well isnt it because he goes on like missionary things

@ilse7743 2 ай бұрын

Like playing chess against a child... who made their own rules...who is also cheating, very nice

@The_Dr_Fate 2 ай бұрын

but he actually writen all the rules and when u catch him cheating he lets u cheat for one turn too

@alfonsofonso19 2 ай бұрын

That rule looks very sus

@shannonhoward4792 Ай бұрын

Teacher, teacher, if the tower doesn't summon a valorite scrap every 8.5872 seconds, then may I accuse it of cheating?

@Stmate03 Ай бұрын

I see everyone is speculating how to get the good ending, my 10 cents is to keep your pawns alive, get the troll for cheating 8 times, or naturally ascend your pawns, there was a torn page about not letting all 8 of them ascend

@Kreschnav Ай бұрын

I had the same idea. The first ending I got was from ascending all my pawns. Thank you bishops.

@TheSmart-CasualGamer Ай бұрын

Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

@Thirty_Five 2 ай бұрын

Cheating Bridge Antagonist.

@Pinkcircleguy Ай бұрын

this is like if the inspector from papers please played along with the rules of chess made by a 6 year old

@casesater Ай бұрын

LMAO

@Capiosus 2 ай бұрын

Finally, an advanced chess battle.

@radio5637 2 ай бұрын

Papers, chess.

@cuberman5948 2 ай бұрын

I like how the troll hits a little jig

@sonicgamer999- Ай бұрын

If my paternal grandfather still had his mental faculties this game would give him a conniption

@phantom-ri2tg 2 ай бұрын

It is totally feasible to beat him without cheating. most of his cheating is silly stuff.

@shieldgenerator7 Ай бұрын

16:20 thats such a funny troll, changing what happens when pawn reaches the end xD

@JustAnotherCommenter 2 ай бұрын

Chess Bridge Attlevanced

@SilvercattoOsom Ай бұрын

Poofesure should play this game. The look on his face is gonna be PRICELESS.

@calinacho7704 2 ай бұрын

Chess battle abridged

@RonanJellyfish Ай бұрын

Oh my God, just take the castle with your bishop!!

@LukeAps 2 ай бұрын

What a cool little game! I'm not even going to watch the video, I'm buying this right now.

@dawnbeckett9179 2 ай бұрын

Chess Bridge Adventure

@paulomatute4114 2 ай бұрын

This is a really neat concept, if it could be randomized everytime it could have a lot of potential

@stavros222 Ай бұрын

The chess of lawyers ig

@KaileyTheAlien 2 ай бұрын

This is unironically the best thumbnail I've seen in years

@fiddleriddlediddlediddle Ай бұрын

The only game of chess that admits the AI is cheating.

@fgvcosmic6752 Ай бұрын

I checked the achievements and (semi spoilers about Endings) Theres not just a "good" and "bad" ending: theres also an "Ascension" ending and a "Goose ending" (??!) I can only assume the ascension ending is based on pawns, but... goose?? I dont have a clue.

@LinkMaster5 Ай бұрын

I think we should show this game to Doug Doug

@inv_hana Ай бұрын

Twitch chat boutta be wild

@cheeseboy2251 Ай бұрын

The unholy fusion we all needed. Chess and The Password Game

@user-us8ic4ry6t Ай бұрын

No rule 34?

@nex7662 2 ай бұрын

Chess on-a-bridge advanced

@BobMcBobJr 29 күн бұрын

Troll: You may cheat this turn Me: I move all my pieces onto your pieces.

@amineguettara8206 Ай бұрын

Rule 34 of Chess 😊 Rule 34 💀

@FoxDog1080 2 ай бұрын

25:14 You're not allowed to stack pieces

@UltimaDoombotMK1 2 ай бұрын

I mean, it did never say that other pieces could capture friendly pieces. Only that Towers (rooks) could.

@AngyKrby Ай бұрын

Hikaru and Carlson got a hell of a rival now.

@raumerherr1057 Ай бұрын

What a great game idea, and execution...

@gustavogodoy9626 Ай бұрын

the ending follows the Troll's rules, when the king is defeated, it passes the crown to the next piece

@dieschweizmann5066 2 ай бұрын

finally. chess battle advanced.

@cpug2004 Ай бұрын

This is like playing chess against your little sibling who "always wins" and "never cheats" because he make up the rules

@yareyaredogze6084 Ай бұрын

I like the fact that black pieces' king is just dancing and vibing troll 😂 It's so hilarious)

@codemob Ай бұрын

chess banter advanced

@byrontheusurper6505 Ай бұрын

Awesome, love weird chess games

@ms.kuroitsu1633 19 күн бұрын

Sounds like "Double Cranko," only with actual rules.

@theone614777 Ай бұрын

Can’t wait for part 2!

@XTLmaker 2 ай бұрын

troll battle advance

@simonwillover4175 Ай бұрын

Troll Saddle Advanced!

@greenninja1002 Ай бұрын

What can I say the thumbnail got me..

@danzackblack5829 Ай бұрын

Im seeing heavy return of the obra dinn influence here And i love it

@bleplord404 2 ай бұрын

Dude you probably gotta ascend all of your pawns or something

@-Raylight Ай бұрын

Finally! Chess is getting an update! xD

@BerryGo. 2 ай бұрын

Hi! You are my favourite KZfaqr and you have shown me a LOT of awesome puzzle games. Extra Deluxe Chess Battle Advanced.

@willsyouintoexistence Ай бұрын

imagine this with multiverse time travel

@dreamerofthorns 2 ай бұрын

Since I dont see anyone mentioning it: around 6 minutes, black picked up your bishop and set it down in the same square. Technically it wasn't moved. Cheeky bastard.

@g0tmadsk1llz38 Ай бұрын

I don't have a rook anymore! 16:56

@konstralit2504 2 ай бұрын

This is Chess Battle Advanced of all time

@chriscombs21886 Ай бұрын

rule number 34: if a queen is surrounded by more than 3 pieces of the opposite side she is eliminated at the start of the next turn, no exceptions

@dacleepah Ай бұрын

I'm incredibly impressed how fast Icely adapted to the stupidest possible Chess rules

@shigekisun3922 Ай бұрын

I fucking love the rotoscoped troll

@tsjbb 2 ай бұрын

i liked the part with the troll chess

@ZannyLeta 2 ай бұрын

wait a minute......

@frenchtoast.mp4 Ай бұрын

wait a hour…..

@tookiecar1 Ай бұрын

@@frenchtoast.mp4 wait a day….

@frenchtoast.mp4 Ай бұрын

@@tookiecar1 wait a week….

@frenchtoast.mp4 Ай бұрын

oh wait it shoudve been week

@frenchtoast.mp4 Ай бұрын

okay i fixed it, carry on

@lemons38 Ай бұрын

i think act 1 is before you meet the troll, act 3 is after you beat the troll and act 2 is after you meet but before you defeat the troll

@traxter2669 Ай бұрын

papers please chess

@kendakgifbancuher2047 2 ай бұрын

I think you could accuse troll of being out of bounds in the last game

@memeboi1245 Ай бұрын

8:50 its especially difficult considering what happened last time two towers were next to eachother

@shadou1234567 Ай бұрын

8 acending probably means something happens if all 8 pawns acend

@gianenci Ай бұрын

This was internaining as F! Loved it!

@henriquebecker4453 Ай бұрын

19:40 lol, Metal Gear Rising reference, The Troll was senator Armstrong the whole time.

@andro_king 2 күн бұрын

This game si so well animated

@rueme4228 Ай бұрын

YOU READ SO INCREDIBLY FAST! I have to keep having to go back to see what the troll said…

@akuma2022 Ай бұрын

This is Impressive.

@smajet5640 Ай бұрын

This was a very big-minded video.

@chrizviennbueno3067 Ай бұрын

rule 34: do not make pawn bottom

@e2b265 Ай бұрын

This is the only chess game I could win against someone because I play less chess than them

@PlynkieTheTabbyCat Ай бұрын

i love the graphics

@bloopsauce7623 Ай бұрын

great channel! keep it up!

@dominicespinosa9154 Ай бұрын

Wait the paper don’t pawns ascend if they make it to the back row what happens if all 8 pawns do?

@officiallyaninja 2 ай бұрын

Is this chess battle advanced

@yht6470 Ай бұрын

You should have taken your own queen at the end, im guessing that would have checkmated him since his king was off the board and it was his last piece so all he could do was move your queen back and forth to stall. He mind-gamed you out of a checkmate victory

@yomismootro598 2 ай бұрын

:) cursed battle advanced (:

@RaspberryTurtle 14 күн бұрын

Your starting moves upset me greatly

@texasred8424 Ай бұрын

3:03 i was gonna say "guys is this a lisa the pointless reference" but i realized it might actually be a lisa the pointless reference

@only-anime8241 Ай бұрын

this seems quite a good game :)

@f1reflam3 2 ай бұрын

Anyone can explain the chess battle advanced gag? I'm new to the channel and it is everywhere lol

@U20E0 2 ай бұрын

chess battle advanced

@megadeth116 2 ай бұрын

CBA

@The_Dr_Fate 2 ай бұрын

chess battle advanced

@coolguyflex 2 ай бұрын

Imagine a chess battle, but more advanced

@U20E0 2 ай бұрын

To get the answer you must vow to chess battle advanced for the rest of all time.

@SethHisoka Ай бұрын

"troll chess" me: [homestuck war flashbacks] rulebook: a horse, the word Epilogue, a sketch of 4 quadrants nexxt to the epilogue me: [FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY]