"He wished away our legal team". Best line there.

The way the ceo talks about the kid like he’s a rival who he begrudgingly respects is my favorite part

"They can send donations" has me fucking crying. Just imagine instead of putting a stop it, this kid just wishes his way into dictatorship over America

Imagine if the kid's illness is actually real and his wish is to be in an Onion news video.

So there was a child cancer ad before this that was like 3 minutes. I sat there waiting for the punchline thinking it was the Onion.

"...from now until the day he dies" "well we can only hope that's coming soon" I had a near death experience omg

14 years later and we still continue day after day to grant Chad's unlimited wishes. We thought we almost had him about 3 years ago, but he wished the grim reaper take the other kids instead, so he could get their wishes too.

I’ll never understand why they stopped doing these skits. They were always hysterical and the acting was always great.

The video's glitchy because the kid wished for the evidence of his wrongdoing to be destroyed Edit: I'm watching 3 years later and the video is no longer glitchy. The child has been defeated

The kid wished for the visuals to be destroyed so that no-one will pay close attention to what happens

this kid being named "Chad" is prophetic

I love that when he says "daily hotdog lunches..." the text actually reads "138 Hotdog Lunches...". The onion is so good at sneaking all those little funny details into a 2 minute sketch.

"He wished away our legal team" - I died XD

I love how these people say everything with completely serious faces.

Only the Onion has the comedic brilliance to satirize such a dark subject. I wish I knew where these writers are now.

2:04-2:13 that newscaster had no mercy

He wished away the legal team... Lmao

Before you ask, yes. It's happening to everyone.

Honestly, the only thing Chad could do was "wish for unlimited wishes." He couldn't actually use any of the unlimited wishes he was granted because his only choice was more wishes. Make-A-Wish didn't have to get him anything since wishes have no value. Their legal team sucks that they didn't know this.

Wishing away the legal team is hilarious!!😂😂😂

Who gave Darth Vader a blue light saber?

As a kid I met my favorite band through Make A Wish and lived to tell the tale. This is hilarious, kudos to the Onion. It's been 20 years since my Wish, and all my friends since have asked me why I didn't wish for more wishes. (And yes, I know it's satire!)

Today I got to experience my friend watch a video from this channel for the first time. It was so great witnessing the struggle of “This sounds too good to be true, but also looks super legit”. I didn’t even explain it to him, I just let him figure it out himself, and it was a phenomenal experience

Even 14 years ago The Onion was still the best news source.

Is it just me or is the video is glitching

Make-a-Wish President: "We continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies." Woman host: "Well then, we can only hope that's coming soon." _hahahaha_

Iv seen this channel 100 times and yet yall still manage to fool me, you guys are absolutely awesome, great job!!!

This is so funny on so many levels. Why is The Onion so much better than any mainstream TV or film entertainment?

The glitched video is honestly fascinating. Goes to show how much youtubes back end has changed in 13 years.

"We continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes, until the day he dies." "Well then, we can only hope that is coming soon." LMAO.

I love Tracy's hostile indignation.

The fact that thought this was real when i was 8

Oooh a broken video in KZfaq this is my 1st time 😮

I heard that Chad hasn't even wished away his cancer.

You have only one wish Ok… I wish I weren’t dying

MY POOR GRANDMA SAW THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS REAL IM CRYING LMAOOOOOO

"Chad" At least we know why he is so alpha

"we can only hope that comes soon".... This woman!

I was kinda shocked about this then I looked at the uploader lol

They need to get another ill kid to wish that this boys wishes would stop. It's the only way!

I really thought it was real until the part where they called Johnny Damon a slugger

This is so old but still so good, I miss this type of comedy

The Onion, omfg they got me finally.

“He can make a wish until the day he dies.” “Well let’s hope that’s soon” 10/10 delivery, Oh my gosh 😂

I am just so shocked by this, imagine abusing a system there to help you, it makes me so angry to see people like him take advantage of a family friendly company trying to help sick kids

You could never get away with this today, such a creative, comedic twist😅

These Onion news segments and these two actors/comedians are absolutely amazing.

LMFAO "he wished away our legal team" hahahahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I still don't understand why the kids don't make the wish to stay alive..

"The worst case is that we continue to grant Chad his unlimited wishes until the day he dies." "Well and we can only hope that's coming soon."

If this video is deleted, you know who wished for it.

wonder where the legal team went after being wished away. The pits of hell maybe?

He wished away our legal team that’s a big brain move

Every time I see a segment start with this guy I know it’s a good one

Owner: "The worst case is that we grant chad his wishes until the day he dies" Reporter: *"And we can only hope that day is soon".* Holy shit 😂😂

The video actually looks normal in the loading bar.

The tagline at the end: Quick Spread of Boy's Leukemia 'Best Case Scenario'

Make a wish foundation is truely and honorable bunch, my grandma was dying of cancer and they brought her whole family from vietnam over to canada for over 6 months ... they are truely amazing... she was a good person and i'm forever in their dept for doing this.

Had to check the comments to reassure myself that my phone wasn't broken

“And we can only hope that day is soon”

He “wished a way our legal team.” Does that mean he simply wished for them to be fired. Or-did he thanos snap them?

*adjusts the antennas on my phone*

This is easily one of the best Onion reports ever, bar none. Never get tired of this.

the fact that some people think this is real is pretty funny

“id just wish for more wishes” this kid has actually done it

for some reason the delivery of “fire trucks, dump trucks, regular trucks. The kid doesn’t even DRIVE” just gets me

The video isn't glitched, he's wishing away the Onion.

I love how the kid's name is also chad

R.I.P. Chad Carter. (2001-2020) Gone too late.

The virgin Wish maker vs the chad Chad Carter

for whoever is here right now. this video broken for you?

bro didn't even wish to get better 😂

If there was an adult make a wish, most of the wishes would be that they don’t have to pay the medical bills

It is actually quite easy. All you have to do to bring a 20+ level mage compared to the kid and he or she can unwish the wish. Of course-and this is possible- if there is no such mage in the area, like, for instance they are out there in a war for a ring or another valuable artifact, well in that case they are in deep shit. I would recommend in this case a player character of any level, who has a chance of rolling a 20 on a 20 die. All this applies for ADnD second edition of course. Otherwise, we are pretty much fXXed.

This is actually becoming the most viewed video glitch in history.

Chad absolutely lives up to his name.

“Well, and we can only hope that’s coming soon”😭

This is so old the kid is holding an original Xbox controller

I remember watching this last year and there was glitching at the beginning but most of the video was fine. And so I thought I'd check it out today... and now the entire video is glitched out. wtf is going on???

That's the 1st time I'm watching a corrupt video on KZfaq. It's all pixelated.

The fact that his name is Chad just kills it all

Who wouldn't want an F-14 Tomcat, and a Huey UH-1 Gunship like they used in Vietnam.

Thought my internet was wished away by the kid

He wished away the video quality.

This has to be one of the best episodes!

it's 2023 and I still enjoy seeing them at home.

it really gets me mad how such a nice, genuine foundation that is just in the search for children's happiness can get taken advantage of by such a selfish "person". i'm not going to call him a child because what he is doing is a adult type of evil.

I can't believe people think that this is real...

This was amazing when I last saw it and it still is today

Thank you for giving us news we can tolerate

I love how clear the camera quality was in classic Onion

Such a shame the video is broken, this was one of my favourite Onion clips

What a gigachad

It took me waaayyy too long to realize this was the onion. Fuck I’m stupid 😂😂😂

Is this video messed up for anyone else? Audio is OK though...

"Well, we had gotten a pro bono legal team, and of course Chad found out about it, and guess what, he wished away our legal team." xD

'until the day he dies - well we can only hope that's soon'

why didnt he wish to not have leukemia?

Oh crap is my phone broken?

Well we can only hope that's coming soon HAHAHAHA