271 are dead after an Onion News Network Special Investigative Report on airport security. More coverage at: onion.com
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@JordanTheMann4 жыл бұрын
In unrelated news, The Onion is currently looking to hire 3 more reporters!
@RainbowDashShadesOfApproval4 жыл бұрын
The listings have been open for over 9 years.
@detrockcity34 жыл бұрын
Onion Then: Video Onion Now: This Comment
@4pm4624 жыл бұрын
@@detrockcity3 thats sad
@soap93734 жыл бұрын
4 PM ?
@4pm4624 жыл бұрын
@@soap9373 He's saying the Onion is not as big as it used to be
@savvyb543 жыл бұрын
Back when news reporters went the extra mile for our safety and not for views. R.I.P. 😢
@gv28073 жыл бұрын
you're joking right?
@fancymin203 жыл бұрын
@@gv2807 he's not, im not seeing people sneaking bombs to an airport to test the security of airports, good old news.
@platogkrone71613 жыл бұрын
@@gv2807 Yes. You need to work on your Sarcasm Detector.
@lm_b50803 жыл бұрын
they don't make journalists anymore like they used to
@breakingbacon6583 жыл бұрын
@@lm_b5080 there’s a shortage of material to make a proper journalist right now.
@chriswhited4 жыл бұрын
"viewers can get a full list of the components on our website" ..............priceless.
@pretzelbomb61054 жыл бұрын
Not quite, but $300 is a pretty good price range
@sd26454 жыл бұрын
I went to their site and couldn't find them.
@101jir4 жыл бұрын
My sister's DARE textbook included instructions on how to grow pot, or disguise shrooms and extacy. It was actually supposed to be a police training manual on what to look for / suspect just given straight to highschoolers without any significant alteration (I assume they just made it easier to read) edit: it wasn't DARE, just a regular health class
@oakoe1883 жыл бұрын
@@zwickflixproductions4379 and a link to where you can buy them
@theredmonkey2363 жыл бұрын
@@pretzelbomb6105 lol
@Sindraug254 жыл бұрын
"I'm told they could not even subdue our reporter, Dan Baker, who by the way, was in terrible shape."
@bensirach35864 жыл бұрын
I would think so
@WhyAnkylobotsWillChangeWarfare2 жыл бұрын
You're absolutely right
@palmerjacob39 Жыл бұрын
We have to worry about pre-diabetic terrorists too?! Omg I'm never flying again.
@enkandescent15919 ай бұрын
@@palmerjacob39THERE'S A GOD WHO LOVES YOU BRO! FATHER GOD LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE!!!!!! HE LOVES YOU!!!! JESUS CHRIST LOVES YOU!!! HOLY SPIRIT LOVES YOU!!!! PLEASE SEEK GOD OUT WITH YOUR WHOLE HEART AND YOU WILL FIND HIM AND HE WILL SHOW AND REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU!!!!! JUST ASK HIM!!!! PRAY AND ASK JESUS INTO YOUR HEART BRO!!!!!! 😇✝️❤️🙌👏🙏👍🙂😊👍🙌❤️✝️😇 PUT YOUR FAITH AND TRUST IN JESUS CHRIST AND HIS FINISHED WORK UPON THE CROSS ON WHICH HE SHED HIS BLOOD FOR OUR FORGIVENESS OF SINS AND HEALING BECAUSE YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN TO HAVE GOD'S TRUE FORGIVENESS OF SIN and TRUE HEALING and TRUE PEACE and TRUE REST FOR YOUR SOUL AND TRUST AND BELIEVE IN HIS RESURRECTION BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST BY WHICH HE ROSE AGAIN TO GIVE US HIS ETERNAL EVERLASTING LIFE AND IN HIS ASCENSION TO THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD OUR FATHER AFTER WHICH HE SENT THE HOLY SPIRIT TO US YOU AND ME DID WE MAY ALL BE ABLE TO BELIEVE AND TRUST AND KNOW THAT GOD IS TRUE AND REAL AND EXISTS AND BE BORN AGAIN BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST WHO CONVICTS US OF OUR SINS END OF THE JUDGMENT OF THE WORLD AND THE RIGHTEOUSNESS WHICH IS IN CHRIST JESUS OUR LORD FOR IT IS ONLY THROUGH THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND HIS FINISHED WORK UPON THE CROSS (NOT OUR OWN WORKS BUT HIS) THAT WE CAN EVEN BE MADE RIGHTEOUS AT ALL BEFORE GOD THE FATHER FOR OUR SINS ARE MANY BUT GOD RICH IN MERCY SENT HIS SON JESUS CHRIST WHO IS GOD HIMSELF IN HUMAN FORM YET WITHOUT SIN TO BE THE PERFECT SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS TO TAKE THE PUNISHMENT THAT WE DESERVED FOR OUR SINS UPON HIMSELF SO THAT WE COULD BE FORGIVEN AND BE SPARED GOD'S WRATH FOR OUR SINS AND INSTEAD BE JUSTIFIED BEFORE GOD AND HAVE HIS SALVATION AND HIS ETERNAL EVERLASTING LIFE AND NO LONGER FEAR THE STING OF DEATH AND FEAR GOING TO HELL BUT INSTEAD REMAIN AT REST IN GOD THROUGH CHRIST BY GRACE THROUGH FAITH ABIDING GOD'S TRUE REST AND TRUE PEACE WHICH SURPASSES ALL UNDERSTANDING AND IN GOD'S THE FULL OF ASSURANCE OF SALVATION KNOWING THAT WE HAVE ETERNAL LIFE (AND THOUGH OUR FLESHLY BODIES WON'T LAST FOREVER) OUR SOULS WILL GO ON AND LIVE FOREVER AND GO TO HEAVEN TO BE HOME WITH GOD OUR FATHER AND NOT DIE AND GO TO HELL FOR OUR SINS FOR FOR WE WHO HAVE FAITH AND TRUST AND BELIEVE INTO JESUS CHRIST THE ROCK OF OUR SALVATION OUR TRUE SAVIOR, AND LORD, AND OUR TRUE HUSBAND, HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN OF ALL OUR SINS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE IN JESUS CHRIST BY THE BLOOD OF CHRIST AND WE KNOW THIS BY HIS HOLY SPIRIT WHOM HE GOD HAS GIVEN US AS A SEAL AND TESTIMONY TO TESTIFY TO US THAT WE BELONG TO CHRIST AND ARE SAVED IN CHRIST JESUS BY THE POWER OF HIS BLOOD WHICH HE SHED FOR US UPON HIS CROSS IN JESUS NAME I DECLARE THIS OVER YOU AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! PRAISE GOD!
@enkandescent15919 ай бұрын
THERE'S A GOD WHO LOVES YOU BRO! FATHER GOD LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE!!!!!! HE LOVES YOU!!!! JESUS CHRIST LOVES YOU!!! HOLY SPIRIT LOVES YOU!!!! PLEASE SEEK GOD OUT WITH YOUR WHOLE HEART AND YOU WILL FIND HIM AND HE WILL SHOW AND REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU!!!!! JUST ASK HIM!!!! PRAY AND ASK JESUS INTO YOUR HEART BRO!!!!!! 😇✝️❤️🙌👏🙏👍🙂😊👍🙌❤️✝️😇 PUT YOUR FAITH AND TRUST IN JESUS CHRIST AND HIS FINISHED WORK UPON THE CROSS ON WHICH HE SHED HIS BLOOD FOR OUR FORGIVENESS OF SINS AND HEALING BECAUSE YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN TO HAVE GOD'S TRUE FORGIVENESS OF SIN and TRUE HEALING and TRUE PEACE and TRUE REST FOR YOUR SOUL AND TRUST AND BELIEVE IN HIS RESURRECTION BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST BY WHICH HE ROSE AGAIN TO GIVE US HIS ETERNAL EVERLASTING LIFE AND IN HIS ASCENSION TO THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD OUR FATHER AFTER WHICH HE SENT THE HOLY SPIRIT TO US YOU AND ME DID WE MAY ALL BE ABLE TO BELIEVE AND TRUST AND KNOW THAT GOD IS TRUE AND REAL AND EXISTS AND BE BORN AGAIN BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST WHO CONVICTS US OF OUR SINS END OF THE JUDGMENT OF THE WORLD AND THE RIGHTEOUSNESS WHICH IS IN CHRIST JESUS OUR LORD FOR IT IS ONLY THROUGH THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND HIS FINISHED WORK UPON THE CROSS (NOT OUR OWN WORKS BUT HIS) THAT WE CAN EVEN BE MADE RIGHTEOUS AT ALL BEFORE GOD THE FATHER FOR OUR SINS ARE MANY BUT GOD RICH IN MERCY SENT HIS SON JESUS CHRIST WHO IS GOD HIMSELF IN HUMAN FORM YET WITHOUT SIN TO BE THE PERFECT SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS TO TAKE THE PUNISHMENT THAT WE DESERVED FOR OUR SINS UPON HIMSELF SO THAT WE COULD BE FORGIVEN AND BE SPARED GOD'S WRATH FOR OUR SINS AND INSTEAD BE JUSTIFIED BEFORE GOD AND HAVE HIS SALVATION AND HIS ETERNAL EVERLASTING LIFE AND NO LONGER FEAR THE STING OF DEATH AND FEAR GOING TO HELL BUT INSTEAD REMAIN AT REST IN GOD THROUGH CHRIST BY GRACE THROUGH FAITH ABIDING GOD'S TRUE REST AND TRUE PEACE WHICH SURPASSES ALL UNDERSTANDING AND IN GOD'S THE FULL OF ASSURANCE OF SALVATION KNOWING THAT WE HAVE ETERNAL LIFE (AND THOUGH OUR FLESHLY BODIES WON'T LAST FOREVER) OUR SOULS WILL GO ON AND LIVE FOREVER AND GO TO HEAVEN TO BE HOME WITH GOD OUR FATHER AND NOT DIE AND GO TO HELL FOR OUR SINS FOR FOR WE WHO HAVE FAITH AND TRUST AND BELIEVE INTO JESUS CHRIST THE ROCK OF OUR SALVATION OUR TRUE SAVIOR, AND LORD, AND OUR TRUE HUSBAND, HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN OF ALL OUR SINS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE IN JESUS CHRIST BY THE BLOOD OF CHRIST AND WE KNOW THIS BY HIS HOLY SPIRIT WHOM HE GOD HAS GIVEN US AS A SEAL AND TESTIMONY TO TESTIFY TO US THAT WE BELONG TO CHRIST AND ARE SAVED IN CHRIST JESUS BY THE POWER OF HIS BLOOD WHICH HE SHED FOR US UPON HIS CROSS IN JESUS NAME I DECLARE THIS OVER YOU AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! PRAISE GOD!
@ZhangtheGreat9 жыл бұрын
I was on that flight and died during the crash. My family is now suing the government for every penny they have. This kind of security negligence is beyond unacceptable! What if these had been REAL terrorists? People could have DIED!
@StrazdasLT7 жыл бұрын
You could say its heavenly
@patientestant6 жыл бұрын
ZhangtheGreat, did you get better?
@fulcrum29515 жыл бұрын
@@patientestant he's ok but he died
@ammarakbar45104 жыл бұрын
Undereted comment , very sad !!!
@LAnonHubbard4 жыл бұрын
My condolences would be with your family, had you dieded.
@trombonbe4228813 жыл бұрын
"What you heard Brandon was our reporter pistol whipping an innocent women in the face while the flight attendants did nothing."
@csgrambauer58526 жыл бұрын
*woman
@alvallac21714 жыл бұрын
*woman (singular) women = plural It's like "man" vs "men," but with wo- added on the front.
@raymondh54564 жыл бұрын
*piss whipping The guy took out his wiener and smacked her wit it
@cooperanderson46094 жыл бұрын
*thats just chilling*
@jakemartinez68944 жыл бұрын
@@csgrambauer5852 *No one cares*
@kormagogthedestroyer3 жыл бұрын
This is awful! How could airport security just kill these innocent people?
@pltatman13 жыл бұрын
It's the right thing to do. These horrible security lapses must be exposed or even more people may die. I personally knew one of the people on this flight, and as heartbroken as I am over losing Aunt Betty, I couldn't live with myself if I knew that this lax security was allowed to continue.
@wolfhunt84002 жыл бұрын
@@pltatman1 they just murdered 271 people ATLEAST NOT REALLY DETONATE THE BOMB YOU KILLED 271 POEPLE YOU COULD HAVE JUST STOPPED THE BOM BEFORE IT DETONATED AND TO SELL THE PARTS PF OT ALLOWING MORE DAMAGE AFTERWARDS ITS HORRIBLE
@pltatman12 жыл бұрын
@@wolfhunt8400 Water under the bridge. Or people floating under the bridge? I don't know, I'm not good at metaphors.
@pltatman12 жыл бұрын
@@wolfhunt8400 If those people were alive now, they'd be complaining about lax security just like the rest of us. Can't make an omelette without cracking some eggs. Unless you use those eggs that come in the pourable carton. I can't buy that stuff though, it freaks me out.
@jacobfromallstate49632 жыл бұрын
Brilliant work by those journalists. RIP to all those innocents who died though. Terrible how the TSA security could do something so heinous ❤️ prayers go out to the families.
@thefrub4 жыл бұрын
I love that 10 years after these videos were made, the Onion is blowing up on youtube
@Honest_Grifter4 жыл бұрын
They're blowing up because people have finally had enough of the fake news featuring boring topics that shows up on CNN and the like... The Onion knows that if you're going to completely fabricate news articles, at least make them top notch entertainment... I vote we give the airport news contract to The Onion!!
@sektret11074 жыл бұрын
@@Honest_Grifter don't forget FOX
@FrogWalrus4 жыл бұрын
Fox has nothing on CNN, the reigning kings of fake news.
@IHateYoutubeHandlesVeryMuch4 жыл бұрын
@@FrogWalrus Statistics have shown Fox News to voice opinions/lies than facts twice more than CNN. So both suck, but Fox news should be glad they're the biggest lie out there.
@FrogWalrus4 жыл бұрын
@@IHateKZfaqHandlesVeryMuch No they haven't. You need to source that, or I'm calling your bias. CNN has entire compilation videos dedicated to them cutting people off that go against their narrative. MSNBC, NBC, CBS, and Fox combined have less inaccuracies than CNN. The whole Fox News is more biased perception seems to be based around the opinions of their conservative political commentators, and not the actual information being introduced in news segments.
@FruitBruteIII15 жыл бұрын
My mother was on that plane, and I know in my heart that she would have praised your efforts in trying to raise concerns over safety standards that may have saved her life! Great job and God Bless You!
@lustyargonianmaid40714 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@siyacer3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@mamtapandey54022 жыл бұрын
Buddy u alive ?
@km0772 жыл бұрын
God bless her soul! She was a wonderful wife and mother. D:
@SquidwardSalutes2 жыл бұрын
*planting my reply in this 13yo relic of a comment*
@CWINDOWSsystem326 жыл бұрын
Now that's what I call proper investigative journalism!
@Mic_Glow4 жыл бұрын
Truly dedicated. And they went into the field instead of reposting old news with a clickbait title.
@monkyfunny21714 жыл бұрын
Now that’s what I call proper investigative terrorism!
@railfanatic14164 жыл бұрын
Bruh I found you again lmao, hello from beamng forums
@nvlkaaskop43404 жыл бұрын
Making your own news
@IrrelevantPlease3 жыл бұрын
@@nvlkaaskop4340 LOL
@_zoid9 ай бұрын
Wow. The audacity of that lady to make a call from her cell phone mid-flight - risking radio frequency interference that could have adversely affected the plane’s critical systems - is simply obscene. Reckless. She could have killed everyone on board.
@Cbrunning8494 жыл бұрын
Although no one made it out alive, it is good to know these types of reports are being done for the safety of the nation. That airport should be ashamed of themselves to put innocent people at risk. Rip to the brave reporters who died during this trying to make the world a safer place.
@AnyoneCanSee7 жыл бұрын
"After the break we talk to relatives of the victims," hilarious.
@Blade_of_Tomoe6 ай бұрын
A rare sight indeed. A comment with 3.2k likes and no responses.
@jeb3141512 жыл бұрын
"American students lead the world in speaking unaccented English" -- Lol.
@hotstuffwatcher4 жыл бұрын
These reports havent met southerners lol
@SA2004YG4 жыл бұрын
@@hotstuffwatcher woosh
@Reydriel4 жыл бұрын
So, British English? :D
@Laurarat4 жыл бұрын
@@SA2004YG nah b u got wooshed
@jeffthevomitguy11784 жыл бұрын
@@Reydrielthe British speak with more of an accent than America does.
@profblack3 жыл бұрын
RIP to those reporters. True heroes for exposing the lazy, corner cutting TSA and flight attendants. The flight crew got what was coming to them.
@FelisBX74 жыл бұрын
"In the *six years* since the tragedy of 911" That hit so hard...
@aaronmarks93664 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it. I was only 24/25.
@diyimprover68874 жыл бұрын
@@aaronmarks9366 Nearly everyone was younger then.
@aaronmarks93664 жыл бұрын
@@diyimprover6887 "Nearly" lmao
@liviotti9394 жыл бұрын
DIY Improver I want the unaging potion too man
@harrisonwestphall23813 жыл бұрын
@@aaronmarks9366 In 2007 I was 10.
@zacklangley9518 жыл бұрын
it's just a prank, bro.
@thesaltmerchant45646 жыл бұрын
Social expierment* pranks are dead
@spartankongcountry67996 жыл бұрын
The Salt Merchant Two year old comment.
@thesaltmerchant45646 жыл бұрын
Wreethee Faaangs they we're dead two years ago
@sherlocksleuther54376 жыл бұрын
The Salt Merchant Just like all those people on the plane
@sherlocksleuther54376 жыл бұрын
Wreethee Faaangs Not intentionally, I don't think I did there.
@Longlivetrance115 жыл бұрын
"that was our reporter pistol-whiping an innocent passenger" had me ROLLING!!! :D
@urielcobo-cuisana23163 жыл бұрын
Reply 11 years later?
@charteon90923 жыл бұрын
@@urielcobo-cuisana2316 reply 3 days later?
@miekwavesoundlab3 жыл бұрын
@@charteon9092 I’m replying 3 months later
@charteon90923 жыл бұрын
@@miekwavesoundlab 4 hours, up your game
@user-dy6bv3vi7o3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@sprungmonkey6inches6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad TheOnion is focusing on prosecuting the TSA individuals responsible for allowing this tragedy to happen.
@BlackCowboy03 жыл бұрын
My history teacher literally plays onion videos if we finish our work early.
@luciuswhite45023 жыл бұрын
Your teacher seems nice
@i-dislike-handles3 жыл бұрын
My old government teacher would show us SNL skits, but the old ones that were actually funny and not the shitty new ones
@augustoliver7153 жыл бұрын
My old social studies teacher made us read 3 onion articles for class once, and asked us after if we thought anything was weird about them. I wasn't suspicious until the 3rd one that said "90% of Americans don't give a fuck".
@BlackCowboy03 жыл бұрын
@@augustoliver715 you weren’t reading good enough onion articles to not be suspicious just by the title
@augustoliver7153 жыл бұрын
@@BlackCowboy0 Yeah I think he chose some less suspect ones. I think the last one was pretty suspicious but we were also in like 6th or 7th grade at the time so we were all a little dumb.
@danktank51934 жыл бұрын
I really got a Delta ad on this video
@sontang56214 жыл бұрын
First reply after 252 likes and 5 months.
@cart40924 жыл бұрын
son tang if only dislikes worked
@notjered89114 жыл бұрын
yes cause it has the word plane in the title, thats why you got a delta ad
@bluesteel83764 жыл бұрын
@@notjered8911 no shit sherlock
@blazerocker17343 жыл бұрын
It would have been gansta if it had been a Continental ad.
@MrEazyE3574 жыл бұрын
I love how KZfaq has helpfully labeled this video "No Mature Content".
@2headedtasman2004 жыл бұрын
I used the terrorism to destroy the terrorism.
@PikachuLittle3 жыл бұрын
hamza abid kill em all and let Obama sort them out
@kendog84bsc4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for exposing the security flaws of TSA's bomb detection procedure. This is the real journalism, Onion. My friend O'Niel is very proud of her wife who was one of the reporters on the plane.
@kendog84bsc4 жыл бұрын
Oh sorry, typo. It's not "my friend," but "my father" rather.
@wolfhunt84002 жыл бұрын
@@kendog84bsc is this a joke?
@pyrenviii3053 Жыл бұрын
@@wolfhunt8400 airport security is never a joke.
@wako1576 Жыл бұрын
Your friend's wife is a hero. 14 years later and I can't imagine the lives saved by her.
@abrahamthebewildered14483 жыл бұрын
This is beyond outrageous! I hope The Onion sues the government for allowing their reporters to die like that!
@ParzivalTheThird3 жыл бұрын
“Viewers can get a full list of the components on our website.”
@joimumu2 жыл бұрын
That was the best part
@br_andn Жыл бұрын
My mom used to watch and listen to the onion when i was a kid and I actually thought it was news so I always tuned out. I didn't know my mother had such humor back then. Most of these videos are gold
@Helloworld-dt3be Жыл бұрын
That’s actually adorable lol. That’s hilarious
@nirv Жыл бұрын
She wasn't laughing? Maybe she thought it was real.
@br_andn Жыл бұрын
@nirvgorilla I find the onion very humorous and entertaining, but I don't neccesarily laugh out loud while watching/ listening. Same with movies/TV. It takes a lot to make most people vocally laugh out loud from media and entertainment
@mueezadam8438 Жыл бұрын
@@br_andn very true. Perhaps it's even just down to the type of comedy you watch; clever jokes are more of a slow burn that you can long after return to in your mind for a bit of enjoyment. Also I think it's so sweet that you remember watching media near/with your mother. I had the same thing with my father who was rather stoic and yet loved watching romcoms like 'I Love Lucy'.
@cobradragon-wt4tp4 жыл бұрын
I love how the FAA actually tried something like this (without blowing up planes, ofc) and like 60% of the investigators they used made it through security
@ocbee61754 жыл бұрын
cobradragon4373 94%
@lancelotto47511 ай бұрын
I think that's the job of the Government Accountability Office. They conduct sting operations to see if government agencies are actually being diligent and doing their jobs.
@ivanmolina52034 жыл бұрын
My greatest fear is waking up in The Onion news universe but then I realize I might as well be anyways
@pltatman12 жыл бұрын
This is top notch investigative reporting. In these times of partisan journalism, it is so refreshing to see an unbiased viewpoint. They stayed the course, didn't get caught up in the trivialities of who killed who, and unearthed some serious security lapses. Well done.
@2019inuyasha Жыл бұрын
A news network that goes the extra mile
@philbe30954 жыл бұрын
I can't decide what's more gut busting hilarious, the writing, or the straight faced acting! Excellent formula
@andrewjgrimm Жыл бұрын
Like the passengers on the plane, this never gets old.
@IDontBuyIt5011 ай бұрын
I live for these decade old Onion drops into my feed.
@Point5_ Жыл бұрын
The depression on his face when he hears the woman getting beat up turning into anger when the other guy accuses security
@tonyjaa33134 ай бұрын
"..what you just heard was our reporter pistol whipping...." lost it
@GrogGurgler2 ай бұрын
And the flight attendants did nothing about it
@johndoll47744 жыл бұрын
how kind of these reporters to test the planes durability.
@jasperzanovich25044 жыл бұрын
Now here is the most important question: How did they get the pistol on the plane?
@Twigpi4 жыл бұрын
They smuggled it inside of the bomb.
@seuchenvater56874 жыл бұрын
@@Twigpi how do you hide the bomb? The answer is inside the box magazine of your m249 machine gun that they allowed you to take on the flight because it's your "emotional support machine gun". Works every time
@isobutyl4 жыл бұрын
It’s America, you can buy pistols as fucking souvenirs at the flight stand
@isaacbruner654 жыл бұрын
@@isobutyl No you can't buy firearms at an airport, and you can't take firearms onto a plane.
@isobutyl4 жыл бұрын
Isaac Bruner I was exaggerating bro, chill Tf out . Also yes you can have firearms on planes, there’s paperwork and licensing for it and you even have to bring it in its own special locked casing to make sure it isn’t tampered with during the flight
@jordanmicahcook4 жыл бұрын
Imagine sending this to a friend who’s about to get on a flight...
@charlesajones772 жыл бұрын
There was a real case where a TV news magazine show (I forget which one) hired a couple of cute girls to talk their way into being let in a college physics department's nuclear reactor. They wanted to demonstrate the lack of security at these facilities. In one instance, they were allowed to bring a duffel bag in with them, which they left next to the reactor. It could easily have been a bomb.
@Kushufy Жыл бұрын
how could it easily have been a bomb lmao
@smurfyday Жыл бұрын
@@Kushufy You have a brain inside your head. Use it.
@momom6197 Жыл бұрын
@@Kushufy Because a duffel bag is big enough to hide a bomb in; this implies that the duffel bag was not allowed because it did not contain a bomb, but rather that if it did contain a bomb, it could have been brought as well.
@lithostheory10 ай бұрын
This is the kind of investigative reporting we need right now!
@Omgacow100010 ай бұрын
We will never see journalists like these again
@killerlork4 ай бұрын
The fact that this starts with "6 years after 9/11" just threw me completely
@thepixelatedpie2 жыл бұрын
I love how the title actually fits exactly what is shown There is no flashy clickbait title, just hard, cold, true news.
@blackmagician76454 жыл бұрын
A news station working hard to keep all of the rest of us safe from harm in the world. GOD bless the Onion news.
@filipw80503 жыл бұрын
Thanks to these journalists we're safe. This is what real journalism is about. Exposing the truth no matter the cost.
@catversus67772 жыл бұрын
I'm glad it's from an investigative journalism and not from a real terrorist attack
@MyFortressConstruction4 жыл бұрын
I feel much safer knowing ONN is around.
@woodenchairofwood4192 жыл бұрын
I salute these absolute heroes for exposing these disgusting flaws in airport security.
@ceilingsandfloors2 жыл бұрын
I hope the Onion were compensated generously by the government for the loss of their journalists. Disgraceful.
@SweetBerryWine30002 жыл бұрын
Never Forget those 3 brave reporters. ✈️ Their colors did not run, and united they stood. 🙏🦅
@kevintan64903 жыл бұрын
I just love authentic journalism
@Scrubwave3 жыл бұрын
Now this is journalism.
@Bartooc4 жыл бұрын
theonion/how-to-build-a-bomb 404 / No posts found for this tag Fix your damn website. I wanted to recreate this experiment, now I guess I'll have to do something else over the weekend.
@3DaarkPunchers3 жыл бұрын
*nervously laughs*
@jonathanallard21283 жыл бұрын
Don't worry there's plenty of horrible shit to fill your weekend with. There are still plenty of Iraqi hospitals left unbombed, American schools yet unshot, sidewalk-crossing grannies to trip, candies to lace with razor blades, etc. Come on man, get creative! There's plenty of wholesome activities to do with your family.
@kritishrivastava36023 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanallard2128 you seem to have all the fun ideas for a family weekend
@jonathanallard21283 жыл бұрын
@@kritishrivastava3602 Yes I have two daughters and we do these very often. It's family bonding time, very wholesome. Audrey is so smart you should see how she found a more subtle way to steal puppies from homeless people without getting caught! She's just so sweet!
@douglaspinsak12462 жыл бұрын
Going the extra mile to expose the inadequacies of the TSA--I think we can all agree that these undercover reporters are national heroes.
@ayodub3 жыл бұрын
The headlines at the bottom are always so great and deserve their own videos: "American students lead the world in speaking unaccented English"
@NexusDarkworld3383 жыл бұрын
I've gotten past American security before. They confiscated one bottle from my bag because it might have a harmful liquid, but didn't check again to see if that's all I had. Luckily for them, my second bottle was cola. I drank it on the flight.
@watsontyler423 жыл бұрын
"In the six years since 9/11" How to make me feel old first thing in the morning. Thanks youtube 👍
@paulwilliams48623 жыл бұрын
Sadly the full list of the components were not on their website
@organicgreenpeace636011 ай бұрын
"who by the way was in terrible shape" lol
@cedarflags9 ай бұрын
Inside edition has really upped their game
@soldofpol70263 жыл бұрын
Cutting edge journalism from the onion once again. Thank God these reporters exposed these security lapses or some real damage could've been done.
@ezrakirkpatrick5365 Жыл бұрын
Thank goodness for those reporters! I feel safer on every flight thanks to them!
@GoronTico2 жыл бұрын
It breaks my heart to read new comments eating the onion and replies going "Woosh" and "Its a joke"
@ignis_gehennalis_ov_God2 жыл бұрын
Such a disgusted display of unintelligible people, spitting on the sacrifice the ONN reporters gave. To open the eyes of all Americans to the disatisfactory and poor security measures of the TSA. Thanks to the onion we are safer than ever. God bless America and her g@ys.
@VanessaMagick2 жыл бұрын
These are the same folk who tell people about their own surprise birthday parties
@chamuuemura53149 ай бұрын
I always thought Americans’ national debt was from irresponsible government spending. Now I realize it’s from all these lawsuits from courageous investigative journalism.
@flat-earther9 ай бұрын
hi chamuuemura, have you become a flat earther yet?
@aidanmullard85083 жыл бұрын
The onion, where I can watch videos that are 12 years old and still chuckle, and fear for the future.
@AntoniOrszykowski9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂. I knew that apart from derailing trains to prove lack of safety there must be more than that.
@rainick3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, this is pretty accurate to the actual performance of TSA
@gundamserpent58184 жыл бұрын
So, KZfaq *_does_* have a sense of humor to put this in with my "Recommended" videos after what just happened...
@mattep744 жыл бұрын
Well, that plane was not technically destroyed by a bomb
@AMalas4 жыл бұрын
2020 is so freaking bad that I can literally not for the life of me remember what happened when this was posted
@grootsyt4 жыл бұрын
@@AMalas same
@natew47244 жыл бұрын
@@AMalas apparently a plane was shot down in iran :(
@raftlack43263 жыл бұрын
@@AMalas just here in the future to remind ya that 2021 aint much better
@JMM5998 ай бұрын
This one hits close to home. I live nearby and could’ve been killed
@felixgutierrez9933 жыл бұрын
9/11 Joke in 2020: Yo man too soon... The Onion 2007:
@sashaw52833 жыл бұрын
KZfaq recommendations have a very strange sense of humor.
@RootedHat2 жыл бұрын
What real journalism looks like
@brokenbrain1314 жыл бұрын
I love the old reporter in these videos. His face when he listens to the passenger getting beat is hilarious! "That's just chilling" haha
@dylankennedy45392 жыл бұрын
This is so shocking. Kudos to the brave reporters for their diligent investigation. I hope the families are doing okay, that Airline should be ashamed
@RandomBl0ke3 жыл бұрын
To test the power of flex tape, I sawed this boat in half!
@DaddyD1235 жыл бұрын
You can’t report for playback issue. It’s like KZfaq only cares if it’s offensive or not.
@neurofiedyamato87632 жыл бұрын
The fact the reporter sounded actually angry at the airport security instead of the news network was hilarious
@Goldenblade144 жыл бұрын
"Reporters blow up plane." KZfaq: *No mature content*
@nastynick74253 жыл бұрын
I can appreciate when my favorite news team goes that extra step. It's for our safety y'all
@daddyfatsakz98 Жыл бұрын
I must of been living under a rock 🪨 because I've never seen the Onion News Network, and I'm a fan of parodies. Well looks like I'll be on a binge better late than never.
@chadsworthgigafuck4 жыл бұрын
The people who write onion are geniuses.
@joecobb15292 жыл бұрын
“Viewers can get a full list of components on our website.”
@TheWorldsStage3 жыл бұрын
They just don't make reporters like this anymore
@krumcap Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the idea! I wasn’t sure how I would do this but now I can thanks to you’re video
@RiggedFish2 ай бұрын
Lol seeing that in 2024 again, while the Boeing sht is going on 😂
@amarokdcs1062 Жыл бұрын
"Viewers can get a full list of components on our website", im fucking dying here
@scriptedjava9265 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, why so much fuss? I think the situation was blown out of proportion.
@noobit5530 Жыл бұрын
That joke really didn''t land
@scarfstrings.134 Жыл бұрын
This joke is the bomb.
@user-vf3id2gg8j2 ай бұрын
It seems the others have hijacked your joke.
@holdenhurtuk72664 жыл бұрын
Truly saving lives. Thank you
@Jacky-zt5ch Жыл бұрын
Now this is proper journalism
@adrien5834 Жыл бұрын
Explosive revelations.
@snipes40633 жыл бұрын
"viewers can get a full list of the components needed on our website". LOL
@curseds0ldier3 жыл бұрын
Wow, not only did they get a bomb through but also a pistol :O
@icantthinkofaname42654 жыл бұрын
Honestly if reporters committed crimes to show flaws in the system, that would probably solve most our problems.
@j.prt.9794 жыл бұрын
I Can't think of a name it would get rid of the reporters *and* expose security weaknesses. Two birds with one stone!
@Dnznxbebwushdn4 жыл бұрын
In reality it probably wouldn't, the idea behind modern flight security isn't "detect bombs before they get on the flight" it's "jam up the sheer amount of things that really don't do anything but look like they do, so people feel safe. " so they would really just make the equipment more fancy increase checks on people and not introduce new equipment that stops what caused the bombs to be smuggled in the first place. Even if they did get new equipment to stop that bombing, they need to think about other ways we could be attacked and prevent them. Edit: I only thought about this after, how many people have you seen saying something like 'oh whenever I go on flights I get woried that I somehow smuggled a bomb' that means that the airport security is too threating and not even good at what they do anyway.
@wolfhunt84002 жыл бұрын
@@Dnznxbebwushdn I agree but tsa just killed 271 people just NOT DETONATE THE FREAKING BOMB WHAT YOU DID BEFORE WAS ENOUGH TO SHOW AIRLINES LACK PF SECURITY JEUSUS PLEASE TOSS THOSE BASTARDS INTP HELL
@lancelotto47511 ай бұрын
John Oliver isn't a real journalist, but he once set up a church called "Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption" to test how easy it was to start a religious nonprofit and fleece people for money (as televangelists do).
@PRubin-rh4sr7 ай бұрын
If reporters did that, those Columbian cocaine dealers wont let cameras inside their farms anymore.
@ramanchaudhary25184 жыл бұрын
“The onion news network undercover unit special report” Completely rational name for a sting operation
@genericfakename81977 жыл бұрын
I want to see if www.theonion.com/how-to-build-a-bomb has any funny easter egg articles, but I'm about 80% sure entering that address will have FBI at my house in seconds.
@droidBasher7 жыл бұрын
The page you were seeking burned down. The Cambodian sweatshop where every letter of The Onion is hand-stitched onto the internet recently burned to the ground, claiming the lives of hundreds of underage laborers and webpages. The URL you were looking for was tragically among those lost.
@DRourkey5 ай бұрын
Thank you for keeping us safe with your reporting
@manicabawse28674 жыл бұрын
The anchorman is everything
@bobsmith-ph6gu3 жыл бұрын
Say what you will, that's some dedicated reporting
@PinkOrangeOrangePink Жыл бұрын
I hope those flight attendants got fired after they got blown up, such horrible work ethic.
@michaelscott3588 ай бұрын
Finding an old video by the Onion I haven’t seen is like finding a diamond in the rough
@milqioeАй бұрын
2.8 mill only? This has to be one of onions best gigs.