China Pulls Out All the Stops for Trump: The Daily Show

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The Daily Show

The Daily Show

6 жыл бұрын

Despite Donald Trump's tough talk on China in the past, the president changes his tune after the country rolls out the red carpet for his visit.
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@floppyarrow8751
@floppyarrow8751 6 жыл бұрын
No actually trump was not seduced by the red carpet, it was the great wall that did the job Edit: damn 600+ likes that's 100 times higher than trumps iq
@cameronpaoloni3117
@cameronpaoloni3117 6 жыл бұрын
YES
@albarasaleh3313
@albarasaleh3313 6 жыл бұрын
Floppy Arrow genius
@Vdawwwg
@Vdawwwg 6 жыл бұрын
ahahahah n1
@sophistique8093
@sophistique8093 6 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahhaa
@wacaruana
@wacaruana 6 жыл бұрын
hahahahaaa pure gold!! :D
@peteryen7927
@peteryen7927 6 жыл бұрын
During campaign Trump was yelling negative things about china, south korea, Japan. Now he is there in these countries begging them for business/deals.
@ororochi
@ororochi 6 жыл бұрын
prem sawlani China knew it was all campaign talks.
@hackman669
@hackman669 6 жыл бұрын
Chinese are smart they have seen it all. How could they not being the oldest continuing culture for over 2 thousand years?
@teslah2997
@teslah2997 6 жыл бұрын
prem sawlani yes business deals for HIMSELF, no doubt.....which is the ONLY thing he cares about
@iamnoone348
@iamnoone348 6 жыл бұрын
hackman669 - Imperial China lasted more than 2,000 years but Chinese culture can be traced back 4,000 years... they were like the individual Greek states until they got unified.
@TheBraunMachine2011
@TheBraunMachine2011 6 жыл бұрын
2:08 LMAO gotta love Conan! Did not see that coming xDD "Sa-bahaaaaa!"
@brycewalburn3926
@brycewalburn3926 6 жыл бұрын
That Conan cameo was brilliant. Well done.
@markthomas6794
@markthomas6794 6 жыл бұрын
I hear Trump in moments like this and I think back to the days when Obama bowed to the Saudi King, and the endless amount of shit that hit the fan over that moment. The double standard is nearly unbearable.
@Beurglessse
@Beurglessse 6 жыл бұрын
ChasdielOfTheEnd So it's even more of a double stantdard then. You got the wrong conclusion dude. If Obama was cool with Saudi Arabia and bowed to the Saudi King out of respect, he gets a shit show. But if Trump who was raging against China do the same thing, nobody says anything, yet that is even worse as he specifically dissed China and now he is bowing to their president.
@lowbird7947
@lowbird7947 6 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't a bow. He grasped his hand with two hands, and he's taller than King Abdullah," an Obama aide told Politico.com.
@Dorian_sapiens
@Dorian_sapiens 6 жыл бұрын
Specifically, do you remember how the right wing media talked about President Obama's "blame America first apology tour"? And here's trump, constantly running down America, both to Americans and to the rest of the world; casting aspersions on our justice system, our intelligence agencies, our elections, our economy, and anything else he can think of; all just to convince his zombie followers that 'only he can fix it'. trump doesn't love America, and neither does his base.
@BlindMellowJellyInc
@BlindMellowJellyInc 6 жыл бұрын
So true
@daviddieudonne7829
@daviddieudonne7829 3 жыл бұрын
mildred gomez you forgot respected... something trump never will be
@DenziCs
@DenziCs 6 жыл бұрын
Look out, Melania. Don just might divorce you for President Xi. Reminds me of Ross Geller. “THREE DIVORCES! THREE DIVORCES!”
@Bxdarealest
@Bxdarealest 6 жыл бұрын
Who is Xi???? Oh man what a great line
@wallstreet21
@wallstreet21 5 жыл бұрын
BrokenATM Ikr 😂😂😂
@dragonsword7370
@dragonsword7370 5 жыл бұрын
We call him pooh bear.
@karmafairy351
@karmafairy351 4 жыл бұрын
The funny part is Xi is pronounced exactly like "she". That joke would've been a lot funnier had Trevor got it right.
@theresachrist2909
@theresachrist2909 4 жыл бұрын
Chased r FB vv
@johnyepthomi892
@johnyepthomi892 4 жыл бұрын
I knew there would be a comment referring this. 😃👍
@oziluvibezim1175
@oziluvibezim1175 6 жыл бұрын
"that was the first time I missed apartheid " #dead 💀😭😂😂😂
@kaoko111
@kaoko111 6 жыл бұрын
Damn. Poor Shinzo, after all the golf, hat signing and koi fish feeding... He for sure will not get a rose after this.
@derlich09
@derlich09 6 жыл бұрын
SAD!
@ttthecat
@ttthecat 6 жыл бұрын
SAD!
@ttthecat
@ttthecat 6 жыл бұрын
Love this comment!
@labmonkeyplays6665
@labmonkeyplays6665 6 жыл бұрын
Aw man, Getting Conan, Trevor and Colbert in the same room would be friggin epic
@TheBraunMachine2011
@TheBraunMachine2011 6 жыл бұрын
i'd watch that! throw in seth meyers too!
@labmonkeyplays6665
@labmonkeyplays6665 6 жыл бұрын
Almost forgot seth, hell yeah!
@MimiKeel
@MimiKeel 6 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@HereticalSpaceMarine
@HereticalSpaceMarine 2 жыл бұрын
The TRINITY
@channelforpositivitylunder9385
@channelforpositivitylunder9385 6 жыл бұрын
If you understand *child psychology* You understand Trump :*D
@dillonnj45l.18
@dillonnj45l.18 6 жыл бұрын
Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice more like liberals
@hermanbreukers8162
@hermanbreukers8162 6 жыл бұрын
interesting comeback, at least you tried?
@newera59fifty63
@newera59fifty63 6 жыл бұрын
Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice Obama isn't in office anymore 😃 we have a real president now in office baby
@LostAlienOnEarth
@LostAlienOnEarth 6 жыл бұрын
Masochist! Trump is an embarrassment to your country.
@similarsherbert
@similarsherbert 6 жыл бұрын
Eduardo Almeida he really is. The entire world is just lmao-ing rn
@monsterfurby
@monsterfurby 6 жыл бұрын
He's definitely a mark for flattery. Comp him some drinks and greet him with a personal handshake and voila, he's on your side. Basically, his diplomatic style is the equivalent of a high-roller in a Vegas casino. And you can count on the pragmatic Chinese government to treat him exactly that way.
@L2.Lagrange
@L2.Lagrange 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly i'm thankful that Xi kept Trump happy and entertained. That's probably best for everybody. Detracted and rage tweeting less. You can keep him, Xi, he clearly likes you. I'm sure China would take good care of him.
@L2.Lagrange
@L2.Lagrange 6 жыл бұрын
Lol your man Trump is the one who got the tongue bath from the Chinese Communists. Your hella dense my friend
@QuinnRiley360
@QuinnRiley360 6 жыл бұрын
It really speaks volumes about his character when something so superficial can change how he feels towards a country...
@dillonnj45l.18
@dillonnj45l.18 6 жыл бұрын
Bisquits McKenzie he told them they were ripping us off listen to his whole speech there not clips from liberal propaganda
@applehappyx-files2456
@applehappyx-files2456 6 жыл бұрын
Did anyone see Tillerson face 😂😂he was like WTF! (When drumpf was talking about the last night meeting 😂😂😂
@iLiveOnFijiTime
@iLiveOnFijiTime 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else creeped out by the fact that those kids were forced to pretend they really loved the USA and Trump? I mean seriously!
@ororochi
@ororochi 6 жыл бұрын
iLiveOnFijiTime the trade agreement will bring more jobs to their country. Why won't they be happy?
@user-ol2gx6of4g
@user-ol2gx6of4g 6 жыл бұрын
Why did you think they were pretending?
@user-lc1jg9vk3j
@user-lc1jg9vk3j 6 жыл бұрын
trust me,they even don't know who is Trump and what does USA mean.
@conchobar0928
@conchobar0928 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, kids that young? They're told hey we want you to be on global television in front of the presidents of China and the US, all you have to do is be excited and jump and wave. 8 year old me would have said sign me the fuck up and been genuinely excited. Now when NK has old women pretending to be distraught over a Kim death, that is fake as hell. This...this was just kids being kids, and happened to benefit the party.
@jordankohring8723
@jordankohring8723 6 жыл бұрын
"China is all about appearances" says the Murican with a game show host for a president.
@SwanandKulkarni2194
@SwanandKulkarni2194 6 жыл бұрын
CONAN!!
@dannybenitez8540
@dannybenitez8540 6 жыл бұрын
Hard "MEH"
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 6 жыл бұрын
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women. Wrote a song about it, like to hear it? Hear it goes...." - Conan, when asked what is good in life, 2018 interview on RT
@FinanceWisdomTech
@FinanceWisdomTech 6 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah CONAN
@greengoblin411
@greengoblin411 6 жыл бұрын
I know this is a cliche, but I can't resist: "top ten Anime cross overs of all time".
@omgsolikevalleygirl
@omgsolikevalleygirl 6 жыл бұрын
that was some expertly done comedy for sure.. incredible!
@DuranmanX
@DuranmanX 6 жыл бұрын
China be like, if we can deal with Mao we can deal with Trump
@hkjpotato
@hkjpotato 6 жыл бұрын
Adrian Duran Yes we can✌
@lianneveen553
@lianneveen553 6 жыл бұрын
But they couldn't really deal with Mao xD
@hkjpotato
@hkjpotato 6 жыл бұрын
Lianne Veen definitely more challenging than Trump, as Mao is also a Chinese
@lianneveen553
@lianneveen553 6 жыл бұрын
Kj Huang that's definitely true. Tho i don't wanna know how many casualties there will be if Trump does get involved too much (North-Korea and war and shit)
@epicgamervictor6615
@epicgamervictor6615 6 жыл бұрын
Fam I ships Trump x Xi now
@waterdragonsage8460
@waterdragonsage8460 6 жыл бұрын
Aww i threw up in my mouth a little at trumps heart warming speech...
@nikolaimavromatis7995
@nikolaimavromatis7995 6 жыл бұрын
No Xi didn't.
@OhJustCommenting
@OhJustCommenting 6 жыл бұрын
“Who is Xi/She” 😂😂😂
@Kap00rwith2os
@Kap00rwith2os 6 жыл бұрын
OhJustCommenting Best line ever! 😂 😂 😂
@Kap00rwith2os
@Kap00rwith2os 6 жыл бұрын
OhJustCommenting Best line ever! 😂 😂 😂
@NancyJGH
@NancyJGH 6 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious!!!!!
@WanneSomeSoup
@WanneSomeSoup 6 жыл бұрын
LOL, I didn't get that one at first.
@seph9980
@seph9980 6 жыл бұрын
OhJustCommenting almost spit out the food in my mouth in that part.
@musaukachimba9757
@musaukachimba9757 6 жыл бұрын
Mr.Noah is a really cool guy,
@maategypt5480
@maategypt5480 6 жыл бұрын
Love, Conan O'Brien funny guy...
@nhungngo6798
@nhungngo6798 6 жыл бұрын
It's the very good one and we need some more. Thanks
@Xrisus94
@Xrisus94 6 жыл бұрын
My god, trump is more simple than a toothpick.
@Halcypian
@Halcypian 6 жыл бұрын
Did you just say Alt-right and liberal to describe a single person? Are you OK? Think you need a dictionary there buddy.
@realnewmetal
@realnewmetal 6 жыл бұрын
not the first time this kind of acusation arises, remember milo? the alt-right nazi gay jew?
@johnpatrick1647
@johnpatrick1647 6 жыл бұрын
+Hakageryuu "Alt-right liberal arts degree holders"??? Fairly certain people in the alt-right don't get liberal arts degrees; they prefer real ones that holds real possibilities for a career, if they even decide to go that route. Most prefer "blue collar" work to "white collar" and as far as I've seen, none place any credence to the "liberal arts".
@NathanTAK
@NathanTAK 6 жыл бұрын
+John Patrick No way they'd accept blue-collar work; anything which isn't white is unacceptable to them.
@NathanTAK
@NathanTAK 6 жыл бұрын
+Venom Dalek Even if you're a grammar Nazi, "more simple" is still a grammatically-acceptable construction with the same meaning as "simpler". Don't let people's precise way of phrasing sentiments effect your emotional state. (teehee)
@omaraljabi6651
@omaraljabi6651 6 жыл бұрын
CONAN = Thumbs up 👍❤
@AtrumDelorox
@AtrumDelorox 6 жыл бұрын
There are too many near perfect jokes in this one. 10/10 will watch a few more times
@fadwajansenmoufti5112
@fadwajansenmoufti5112 6 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this clip. Very clever and well executed. Well done Trevor my broe :-)
@peace4myheart
@peace4myheart 6 жыл бұрын
Coco is awesome!!!
@joshifereverlark8605
@joshifereverlark8605 6 жыл бұрын
It's Conan
@TheBraunMachine2011
@TheBraunMachine2011 6 жыл бұрын
Coco is Conan's nickname.
@shauna1636
@shauna1636 6 жыл бұрын
Team CoCo where ya at?
@tightywhitey9779
@tightywhitey9779 6 жыл бұрын
Coco is a fucking pussy and not one bit funny
@thetylife
@thetylife 6 жыл бұрын
He has some pipes! Ahhh shelma .....Hiiiiiiiiiiiii........
@bushidobrown9857
@bushidobrown9857 6 жыл бұрын
"That was the first time I missed Apartheid" OMFG LOL
@makingpie2260
@makingpie2260 6 жыл бұрын
He is breaking every promise he made in the campaign. But guess what? His supporters are still going to support him anyways. Which is very ridiculous and it makes you think if they really support trump for his ideas or if they are still supporting him to not ruin their egos. Both options are not good I guess...
@user-it4jg6mc9v
@user-it4jg6mc9v 2 жыл бұрын
4 years later, reading your comment again, the current president is also bad. He also failed to fulfill his campaign promises
@Balancinglife
@Balancinglife 6 жыл бұрын
That was amazing! Great editing lol xD go Trevor!
@starvoyager523
@starvoyager523 6 жыл бұрын
China figured out how to make Donald happy. Show him some shinny objects.
@TheArtemis07
@TheArtemis07 6 жыл бұрын
It makes me absolutely sick that he gets to travel all these fabulous places. He totally doesn’t deserve it! He has no appreciation for any culture.
@geogmz8277
@geogmz8277 6 жыл бұрын
He disrespected an entire nation!!! He called Chinese people dishonest in their own land.. Does he knows that we need China on our side with North Korea?
@thiefofa1073
@thiefofa1073 6 жыл бұрын
+Geo Gmz - of course not. - Before with Bush, it was the FBI director who didn't know the difference between a Shiite and a Sunni Muslim. - Now I bet you all of my money his current foreign administration (Rex Tillerson included) would not know the difference between the PLO, PLA, ISIS, ISS, ISA, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Iraqi Kurds and the Shiite Kurds. - For me I would be happy if he knew the difference between China and Japan, and North and South Korea.
@arghadeepsahakiit6363
@arghadeepsahakiit6363 6 жыл бұрын
in this age of kalyug when the evil dominates over good we have to see and accept this and God knows that how many more to come.but the supreme power will cut these bustards one day down for sure.that will be our time of justice.
@faye5942
@faye5942 6 жыл бұрын
Go back to sleep libtards
@TheArtemis07
@TheArtemis07 6 жыл бұрын
Dr VR oh, snap. I triggered the Trumpeters. Yippee!
@nicky6579
@nicky6579 6 жыл бұрын
“That was the first time I missed Apartheid” - that was mean Trevor! 😂😂
@applehappyx-files2456
@applehappyx-files2456 6 жыл бұрын
Conan-Trevor collab !! Nice 😂👍🏼
@kennethchemwok9776
@kennethchemwok9776 6 жыл бұрын
(Putin) Enjoyed your little trip Donald???...Who is she??? hahahahaha
@liberalliberal2937
@liberalliberal2937 6 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Chemwok looks like trump’s on his second husband. Will he make it to as many as he has had of wives?
@handsomejonni
@handsomejonni 6 жыл бұрын
Who is Xi?
@fascistswan3470
@fascistswan3470 6 жыл бұрын
Learn english.
@kennethchemwok9776
@kennethchemwok9776 6 жыл бұрын
Its just typo... why u make it a big thing now???
@fascistswan3470
@fascistswan3470 6 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Chemwok that's still not english
@xinzheng5497
@xinzheng5497 6 жыл бұрын
Conan is really a surprise lol
@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, totally did not expect him to show up here.
@xinzheng5497
@xinzheng5497 6 жыл бұрын
perhaps his show filming in NY this week and sell Jon Stewart a face
@TheBraunMachine2011
@TheBraunMachine2011 6 жыл бұрын
that was awesome, didn't expect that either! i hope to see more conan and trevor interactions, love those guys, so funny!
@yannicat123
@yannicat123 6 жыл бұрын
At least my brown nose is all natural.
@VicenzzoCK
@VicenzzoCK 6 жыл бұрын
Jackie Chan... hhahahhahhahahhahah
@jaspreetsidhu5725
@jaspreetsidhu5725 6 жыл бұрын
Crt Krt I
@danrion8839
@danrion8839 6 жыл бұрын
Alpha Male suddenly turns into a Chicken in JYNA.
@dillonnj45l.18
@dillonnj45l.18 6 жыл бұрын
LiberalStick how he straight dissed the fuck out them listen to his whole speech there and they really kissed his ass to look how they treated your homosexual saviour obama like garbage
@gabrielgysin8612
@gabrielgysin8612 6 жыл бұрын
Well that escalated quickly...
@dsaiohd2d2qad
@dsaiohd2d2qad 6 жыл бұрын
This is the first year that i feel good not being in america , but even in iran (my country) we still suffer from Trump's bullshit. Can you tighten his leash guys ? Come on 😥 !
@seedofisrael1356
@seedofisrael1356 6 жыл бұрын
mehrdad These ass wipes won't do anything!!!
@pondartinc4002
@pondartinc4002 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry about that. I hope you know we don't hate you.
@dewaynethomas3122
@dewaynethomas3122 6 жыл бұрын
The FBI is doing what they can, I wouldn't worry too much. Just takes time.
@PersianMapper
@PersianMapper 6 жыл бұрын
mehrdad I guess i might as well tell you I'm also an Iranian
@jackkraken3888
@jackkraken3888 6 жыл бұрын
What problems are you suffering from Trump being in power? (seriously)
@niketasebakeng3285
@niketasebakeng3285 6 жыл бұрын
Lol most mornings I hop on KZfaq to check your show out, from S.A you're awesome !
@onepercent2609
@onepercent2609 6 жыл бұрын
I swear to god dude, you keep me from ending it all xD give this man an oscar!!
@nosoup9146
@nosoup9146 6 жыл бұрын
CHYNA!
@marcooosbibendorsht1334
@marcooosbibendorsht1334 6 жыл бұрын
*Jyna
@YOYO-er2en
@YOYO-er2en 6 жыл бұрын
stupid!
@DocWolph
@DocWolph 6 жыл бұрын
I miss her thicc-ness
@3TYKX
@3TYKX 6 жыл бұрын
Im proud of China. They know how to take advantage of this Presidency.
@dillonnj45l.18
@dillonnj45l.18 6 жыл бұрын
TYKX no they took advantage of everyone before and treated them like they were a joke they kissed trumps ass and he still told them to fuck off to there faces listen to his whole speech there
@OscarGomez80
@OscarGomez80 6 жыл бұрын
That was great!
@lacyevans7324
@lacyevans7324 6 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see you tonight!!!! ❤❤🤗🤗🤗
@arnoldi2544
@arnoldi2544 6 жыл бұрын
Our meeting last night was absolutely terrific. Our dinner was beyond that. XIE XIE
@wulfsaga2
@wulfsaga2 6 жыл бұрын
Putin : "YOU ARE CHEATER!!! I WILL SHOW THE PEE PEE TAPE TO EVERYONE NOW!!
@AshiRajThakurVlog
@AshiRajThakurVlog 6 жыл бұрын
Superb...
@kasper7203
@kasper7203 6 жыл бұрын
Americans can't stop blaming other countries for their problems.. and we seem to be unable to defend ourselves..
@kasper7203
@kasper7203 6 жыл бұрын
Alfredo Lopez both republicans and democrats blame other countries for its problems. The Chinese Prime Minister gives Trump a warm welcome despite Americas insults and liberal media is upset that Trump was not aggressive enough. The USA doesn't have to like us but at least just leave us out of your internal affairs.
@wisdomleader85
@wisdomleader85 6 жыл бұрын
Gregor Coetzee That uh....that's the Chinese president though.... China does have a prime minister too but it's a different person, just FYI.
@kasper7203
@kasper7203 6 жыл бұрын
wisdomleader2017 oh thanks.. My bad
@wisdomleader85
@wisdomleader85 6 жыл бұрын
Gregor Coetzee No worries.
@onyxstone5887
@onyxstone5887 6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely nauseating.
@dillonnj45l.18
@dillonnj45l.18 6 жыл бұрын
Onyx Stone yea like a bunch of free loading transvestite millenials
@bedwaaqcawsgurow6401
@bedwaaqcawsgurow6401 6 жыл бұрын
First time you missed apartheid? Good one, man.
@fritsthomassen3796
@fritsthomassen3796 6 жыл бұрын
Coco and Trevor...!!! thats magic
@TechSecGuru
@TechSecGuru 6 жыл бұрын
The Bachelor Meme Video was almost perfect. Had me rolling @TrevorNoah
@Trythish
@Trythish 6 жыл бұрын
Who is Xi? Hahahaha
@TomDeVito
@TomDeVito 6 жыл бұрын
Estela Escalante Lmfao 😂😂
@Trythish
@Trythish 6 жыл бұрын
XSB you can take your rethoric to another place, I'm laughing about about a VERY well written pun, at the end of the video. I invite you to watch the video until the end. You don't need to educate people you don't know.
@Trythish
@Trythish 6 жыл бұрын
Tom DeVito funny huh?
@andreafernandez1359
@andreafernandez1359 6 жыл бұрын
Trevor Noah is the best comedian hands down
@ImHydro16
@ImHydro16 6 жыл бұрын
Andrea Fernandez because he is black and understands real humor. im sorry but the other white comedians are so fucking cheesy its so awkward
@Rotation364
@Rotation364 6 жыл бұрын
Dennis Sandi so you can only understand “real” humor if you’re black? How does that make any sense?
@ImHydro16
@ImHydro16 6 жыл бұрын
Eason Leonard lmao u probably dont have sense of humor then if u dont know what i am talking about.
@GeonQuuin
@GeonQuuin 6 жыл бұрын
Anthony Jeselnik, Jimmy Carr, Jim Jeffries. There's a bunch of standup comedian who's much better than Noah
@voLumez
@voLumez 6 жыл бұрын
Yes. Stewart did a great job picking him out
@cassandrawalls4182
@cassandrawalls4182 6 жыл бұрын
Omg. I couldn't breathe when he said Putin's waiting at home. 😂😂
@anasofiapalacios4337
@anasofiapalacios4337 6 жыл бұрын
Why is Trevor Noah just the best
@edrienekyle9535
@edrienekyle9535 6 жыл бұрын
Lmaoed when Conan showed up hahahahha
@persephone2246
@persephone2246 6 жыл бұрын
so trump has one night stand with Shinzo abe then goes out on a fancy date with xi jingbi ? damn trump, Putin is hurt. and poor shinzo expacted more i mean he made hats and played golf what beats that ? i cant wait for the next episode of this reality show
@hysminai7397
@hysminai7397 6 жыл бұрын
That clip at the end, so accurate !
@momoxiaoshizi
@momoxiaoshizi 6 жыл бұрын
See kelly biting his lips when Trump was like: president Xi, my feeling towards you is an incredibly warm one. looool
@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 6 жыл бұрын
LOL! That ending had me bursting with laughter!
@premiumpickaxe3471
@premiumpickaxe3471 6 жыл бұрын
Conan was a pleasant suprise
@ahmednur7690
@ahmednur7690 5 жыл бұрын
watching from Africa I like this show always
@rajadhirajmaharaj
@rajadhirajmaharaj 6 жыл бұрын
you guys rock
@blackchoas
@blackchoas 6 жыл бұрын
"Who can blame a country for being able to take advantage of another country for the benefit of its own citizen?" ummm me? Everyone? You do realize what you are describing is imperialism and most people with any type of moral compass agree that it is wrong
@Chris-zi9hf
@Chris-zi9hf 6 жыл бұрын
Hartley Nauss The leader of a country is supposed to serve the interests of their citizens, not the rest of the world, so that means taking advantage of other countries is a praiseworthy act, as long as you do it to benefit your country. This isn't a bad thing and accepting this fact will explain foreign policy. I'm not discussing right or wrong, that doesn't matter, what I'm discussing is how the world functions. Understanding this and other parts of politics reveals how it really works, and that everyone serves themselves, so that if you want to make them do what you think is just and moral you must give them incentives that adequately compensate them for conceding policies to your wants.
@YouSillyClown
@YouSillyClown 6 жыл бұрын
i mean... pretty sure everyone is aware countries are serving their own interests, you can still think it's fucked up to exploit other countries, especially when they're in a weaker position politically/economically. you don't have to become an emotionless robot free of morals to understand how the world works. also this part: "give them incentives that adequately compensate them for conceding policies to your wants" you're describing co-operation, not exploitation. co-operation good, exploitation not so much.
@Chris-zi9hf
@Chris-zi9hf 6 жыл бұрын
That part was talking about how foreign aid keeps dictators in power and gets them to center their policies around the wishes of powerful nations and even less on what their citizens want. The part addressing this without morals was because most people do not consider that politics is not about what is best, but about what will make you gain and keep power. I agree that this is bad and needs to be fixed, but I also believe that a country's leader must put their people first, which is exactly as that quote states. Though luckily most of the population has problems with this kind of thing so those in power wont do it as brazenly or to such an extent as they might otherwise.
@jennifer7685
@jennifer7685 6 жыл бұрын
It’s such a contrived statement too. You’re going to shove words together like a toddler with a puzzle piece, and when it’s all done the takeaway is “we let ourselves be the victim”
@jennifer7685
@jennifer7685 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Powers how much disincentive does praise from the most powerful country on earth provide? Good job manipulating us, you really got our honey spot!
@floppyarrow8751
@floppyarrow8751 6 жыл бұрын
Putin's gonna get jealous....
@theshadowman1398
@theshadowman1398 6 жыл бұрын
No President Putin will be having a massive laugh when he meets Xi soon.
@SpaceDebris15
@SpaceDebris15 6 жыл бұрын
Damn it.
@blessedofgod8903
@blessedofgod8903 6 жыл бұрын
WOW!
@and2019
@and2019 6 жыл бұрын
to answer 'who were those kids': i remember when i was a little girl, probably in first grade in beijing, i got super mad at my parents when i got selected by the school to cheer bill clinton along the street but they refused to let me go cuz it interfered with my accordion lesson and they didn't want me to waste time being circus monkeys... (that was a long sentence.) interesting memory... btw i quit playing the accordion before puberty. i did math instead🙃 and, they should have performed more kungfu style peking opera or acrobatics, you know, with the hot girls doing gymnastics while balancing a golden chanderlier with real candles and stuff. that would whoo him even more.
@rewer
@rewer 6 жыл бұрын
Ann Lin , you must be very good back then, they only choose the best to perform for another country’s leader, especially usa.
@and2019
@and2019 6 жыл бұрын
rewer you don't need any skills to cheer along the streets. you just need to be able to behave and stand where you're told and not tend to start fights or cry.. and not be too obese.
@righteouskongo1
@righteouskongo1 6 жыл бұрын
Fkn hell.thats funny.they made us do the same shit in kenya when i was in 3rd grade.they made us cry for the death if princess diana.i didnt even have a clue who dat bitch was.all i know later after some years.someone rammed her in a tunnel.wasted childhood tears
@henryrollins9177
@henryrollins9177 6 жыл бұрын
Good story ! i got that you kids weren´t called to the parade to play the accordion, but just for cheering MrBush... must be boring for kids but it happens all around the world, as our friend from Kenya says. may i ask... are you still in China? Cheers from the Patagonia, Argentina.
@ziljin
@ziljin 6 жыл бұрын
Your parents were able to defy government mandate without consequences? Incredible
@The_Angry_BeEconomist
@The_Angry_BeEconomist 6 жыл бұрын
Xi loves me, Xi loves me not
@malikmalak4631
@malikmalak4631 6 жыл бұрын
The pun at the end was the best part!
@shahinsharaf4805
@shahinsharaf4805 6 жыл бұрын
That "Who is Xi( She) " at the end had me dying!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@Inactive414
@Inactive414 6 жыл бұрын
Early lemme make a joke Trump
@MartialVillager
@MartialVillager 6 жыл бұрын
+Rump eats dirty booty
@dewaynethomas3122
@dewaynethomas3122 6 жыл бұрын
takes streams of piss to the face like a champ.
@taishibikiqe8796
@taishibikiqe8796 6 жыл бұрын
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@ibrahimabdullahi2910
@ibrahimabdullahi2910 6 жыл бұрын
Karan Mulay lol
@RKroese
@RKroese 6 жыл бұрын
SAD
@jamesbond8958
@jamesbond8958 6 жыл бұрын
Romantic !!!
@TheNewVocal
@TheNewVocal 6 жыл бұрын
Good day from Singapore! I wish you'd have a blessed day =)
@udontknowmepixels7103
@udontknowmepixels7103 4 жыл бұрын
LOL😂😂Nee man!!dai laaste stuk was net soo nxa
@williamwu1610
@williamwu1610 6 жыл бұрын
had me rolling! great job!
@apsidalpanic
@apsidalpanic 6 жыл бұрын
Hello from Virginia
@peace4myheart
@peace4myheart 6 жыл бұрын
Hi from Regina!
@ivani.valeri2428
@ivani.valeri2428 6 жыл бұрын
Vagina*
@lebogangbang
@lebogangbang 6 жыл бұрын
lmao ai no wena Trev wazigza jo!
@2721kitcat
@2721kitcat 6 жыл бұрын
Trevor never fails me 🤣🤣😂😂😂
@TheNipSnipper
@TheNipSnipper 6 жыл бұрын
I'm really happy for trump. He's finally found his guy
@ninothebunny2397
@ninothebunny2397 6 жыл бұрын
Continuously refreshing my feed paid off
@gleep.glorp.7785
@gleep.glorp.7785 6 жыл бұрын
My two favourite people in late night in the same video! Woop, woop!
@luliby2309
@luliby2309 6 жыл бұрын
"Who is Xi?" That's hysterical! Love their writers!
@loveyourselves3877
@loveyourselves3877 6 жыл бұрын
Yes,trump making this meeting like personal relation instead thinking of his country's interest.
@darthhiro7425
@darthhiro7425 6 жыл бұрын
The parade in China looks like what they do in N.Korea... maybe Trump might enjoy a trip there.
@zegzbrutal
@zegzbrutal 6 жыл бұрын
Hiro Maxi It is a Soviet style tradition, which both PRC amd DPK learnt from USSR
@noeliajaime7656
@noeliajaime7656 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah,everything was staged.
@mattcarlson8262
@mattcarlson8262 6 жыл бұрын
Very funny the last part.
@luvvinallmusik5748
@luvvinallmusik5748 6 жыл бұрын
Did the audience not catch 0:07 'shake the factories out of his pockets?' That's funny & spot on.
@DavidTheBaker
@DavidTheBaker 6 жыл бұрын
Hello from NC
@lili8184
@lili8184 6 жыл бұрын
Lady Kayura Texas here too!
@SonOfTheReaper319
@SonOfTheReaper319 6 жыл бұрын
NC again
@victorascencio9938
@victorascencio9938 6 жыл бұрын
NC here too
@ashtreylil1
@ashtreylil1 6 жыл бұрын
yay nc
@sheetals21
@sheetals21 6 жыл бұрын
David The Baker hi from Cali
@mohamedali5842
@mohamedali5842 6 жыл бұрын
Trump cheating on putin😭😂😂
@Carewolf
@Carewolf 6 жыл бұрын
Who was xi?
@mohamedali5842
@mohamedali5842 6 жыл бұрын
Carewolf learder of china
@isaacrushing8007
@isaacrushing8007 6 жыл бұрын
I can't like this enough! Had me laughing to tears.
@kingessey7982
@kingessey7982 6 жыл бұрын
Im dead 😂😂😂 lets give a hand to Trevor Noah 👏👏👏
@weedheader714420
@weedheader714420 6 жыл бұрын
wow i cant stop luaghing~!
@jacksonmakarewicz2604
@jacksonmakarewicz2604 6 жыл бұрын
That guy that says first but he’s 100th
@allancore6358
@allancore6358 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for infomation on some of the qualities to what a powerful leader consists.
@jeremiasdrumond7457
@jeremiasdrumond7457 6 жыл бұрын
This episode had me in tears 😂😂😂
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