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@charlesweisman16 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for the 800 page book about Radagast and Smaug starting a small accounting firm.
@callnight14416 ай бұрын
and there will be a die-hard fan-base insisting its the peak of fantasy
@sarahschreffler54076 ай бұрын
Yeah, 'm not sure why a passive wizard needs a mighty pet. Tactical may have made for a better story
@sleepless_in_spb62736 ай бұрын
Elemental magic suits Tom Bombadil better
@BrebearMckae5 ай бұрын
💀
@stephenmymomtoldmenottoput14596 ай бұрын
I wanna go on an adventure where the power of friendship is all that matters, and I can just talk the villain down by listening to their sad backstory and giving them a hug.
@merphynapierreviews6 ай бұрын
😂
@stephenmymomtoldmenottoput14596 ай бұрын
@@merphynapierreviews My friend and I call this subgenre "Bubblegum Fantasy".
@figthegiant40656 ай бұрын
I am now in dire need of a story about a harebrained inventor who only gets by because his ghost companion spooks customers into buying stuff from his shop
@insilencea45996 ай бұрын
Chill, laid-back wizard entrepreneur: builds a flying city. Hobbits: "What will those wizards get up to next? If that eyesore casts a shadow on my fields, I'll have to send a strongly worded letter."
@mndrew16 ай бұрын
Remember; as Nanny Ogg taught us: "A wizard's staff has a knob upon the end."
@laurablakeauthor6 ай бұрын
The lack of Tardis selection is highly upsetting.
@turtlepiece6 ай бұрын
I know right? And if you had a Tardis, that's home security, infinite space for cool fantasy gear you collect during adventures, and a swimming pool for your dragon!
@laurablakeauthor6 ай бұрын
@@turtlepiece for real. Wibbly wobbly timey wimey
@litlbucky6 ай бұрын
Disappointed so few Murderhobos!! That was my vote
@mecahhannah6 ай бұрын
Mine too lol
@Miss_Myth6 ай бұрын
Same!! 😂
@Deimnos6 ай бұрын
well, following the tradition of Jill Bearup, now you have to write a book bringing all these choices into a charming narrative
@lordshavron6 ай бұрын
Gotta love how quickly we went from criticizing those who wanted to be an active hero to the desire of being a dragon riding, murder hobo. I wasn't expecting so much bloodlust when I started this video.
@kimberlee12086 ай бұрын
Merphy: favorite book is Lies of Locke Lamora Also Merphy: forgets how terrible birds can be as enemies
@sleepless_in_spb62736 ай бұрын
Tardis is a better pick for shop owner. You can trade with different time periods in opportune time. For example you can arrive in Numenor with umbrellas you-know-when and sell them for double price. Or just find artefacts in time they where common and bring them into the future for trade.
@SamHarrison20996 ай бұрын
If you're the hero you have plot armour, if you're a passive wizard you're being axed for motivation!
@yourLittleSinner6 ай бұрын
Can my dragon be a tiny shop dragon that guards my cash box? It seems awkward to have a full size dragon as a shop keeper.
@rohanmulgaokar56826 ай бұрын
I choose ghost. Go around haunting people to buy my wares yes I know that makes me a con artist too but it's my world I can do what I want!
@peterepeatepete28456 ай бұрын
“I just rewatched Encanto” Ah, so your kid is that age too. Good luck!
@siddhantagarwal93636 ай бұрын
I love a short book but the chances of finding a fulfilling book is so rare that I prefer the easy way of long books.
@rashkavar6 ай бұрын
Merph, not sure use of a dragon to kill targets counts as assassination. At that point it's more "unprovoked military invasion." Assassination implies subtlety in a way that dragons are traditionally the antithesis of. (Subtle of wit, sometimes, sure, but subtle in exercising of violence?)
@merphynapierreviews6 ай бұрын
Idk, there are a lot of different types of dragons in the world. For instance an eastern dragon usually is more slender and wise, there could definitely be some stealth happening there. Plus there’s water dragons that could sabotage boats… the possibilities really are endless
@nazimelmardi6 ай бұрын
They didn’t choose the TARDIS! 💀😂 WHY????? You are right about the short books. If someone can write like that… Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Ursula Le Guin… usually they are masters of words. And yes, even Steven Erikson.
@BrebearMckae5 ай бұрын
Ok, there were too many funny things in this video to even directly mention and comment on them all 🤣 Also please do more of these!! You could do all different genres and time periods!!!
@tessm4536 ай бұрын
This was so much fun. It's amazing how different our taste in books is, but I can't help myself from coming back to your channel and listening to you talk about books (we occasionally like the same ones, hehe). Love your work!
@jamesduggan72006 ай бұрын
When I was a kid there were fewer tv options than there are now, and they were inundated with exotic pets. My favorite was Ben, the friendly Bear, Flipper the Dolphin was good too. Of course Lassie the Collie Dog, but I think my favorite was the one with the friendly Elephant. Sorry, I was never partial to dragons, tho Eddie, the kid in the Munsters, had a pet dragon, Spot, who lived under the stairs. So, if it's my adventure I think I'd try a Bear. Bears always reminded me of big, friendly dogs.
@barbarasusej6 ай бұрын
Oh I was happily playing in the Instagram stories when I noticed it was YOUR Instagram lol. I choose future sight as a gift, not everyone can have elemental magic and the hero needs an incense smelling witch to tell him a shady profecy that'll ruin their life.
@jenniferburns96376 ай бұрын
A passive wizard assassin would be pretty sweet…I would so read that.
@christhewritingjester31646 ай бұрын
Wizards and Widgets: A Bookish Tale I loved chose your own adventure books when I was a kid. I would change to be the hero, I don't see myself as a passive person if there's something I am able to contribute.
@joebloe47345 ай бұрын
When you described the way to inhabit a planet, I kind of went straight to Star Trek TNG, in an episode where they encounter something called a Dyson Sphere.
@lethentucker6 ай бұрын
Every time you say murder hobo I have flashbacks to Children of Dune.
@tastyneck6 ай бұрын
I tend to also like short-ish/-er books, as well. As much as I love many of the worlds and characters I get to read about, sometimes I kind of just want the experience to come to a conclusion. Like, I want to see what's next even though I love the now. I haven't even completed one of my all time favorite series, The Deathgate Cycle, because books are relatively long (to me, at least) and I'm always exhausted at the end. So then I take a break from the series. But then I take too long of a break and since I don't want to miss anything or not remember for the subsequent book, I'll re-read the previous to refresh myself. And it just kind of loops like that to where I've read the first book like a dozen times, the second book like 10 times, the third like 6 times, and so. So I've never gotten to the end because my OCD keeps resetting my reading wants and needs. lmao. Which, to circle back, is why I like shorter books. I get to experience everything that I love, more quickly, to move onto the next book that I love, etc.
@dougsundseth69046 ай бұрын
The defining conceit of murder-hobo-ism isn't so much killing and stealing, it's treating everything ... _everything_ ... as a lootbox: "You enter the magic shop. It has a few common expendable items and what looks like a single, somewhat humble, magic sword in a case." "Fred and Finieous go to talk to the shopkeeper while Charley puts out the Closed sign and lowers the shades." "'What are you doing with my shades?'" "While the shopkeeper is distracted, Finieous sticks his dagger in the shopkeeper's kidney." "You detect a trap in the corridor ahead." "After we disarm it, we get out the picks and crowbars. Traps are expensive!" "When you open the door, you see an empty 10' x 10' room." "We pop the hinges on the door and drop it into the portable hole. Have you ever priced a solid oak door?" "As night is falling, you reach a humble, but warm and welcoming inn." "What level is the innkeeper? And what's a good place to sell some flatware and used mugs?" Everything. Assassins and con-men are a rather different breed of cat.
@rashkavar6 ай бұрын
I'd change the animal companion to be a wolf or a bird or something, because then I'm literally just Radagast with a job. Also...pretty sure I wouldn't want to be hanging around with Lord of the Rings dragons. Smaug is about as chill as they come. Glaurung is *much* worse. And then there's Ancalagon the Black who's the size of a mountain and gets smote by the Earendil so hard he takes a trio of volcanoes with him as he dies. (Ancalagon doesn't last long, partly because the War of Wrath section of the Silmarillion is one of the more overview-y sections of the book (as I recall. Which is unfortunate, it sounds like that was one heck of an epic fight, and I'd have loved to see it get the full treatment that Helm's Deep or Pellanor Fields gets.)
@merphynapierreviews6 ай бұрын
Radagast with a job is truly something to aspire to honestly
@cafeaulivre6 ай бұрын
A passive wizard, with a staff and elemental magic, who's only here for second breakfast, with an animal companion....wait....is Merphy Radagast the Brown??!!!!! 😂
@SparkAce16 ай бұрын
I adore this video concept
@ADragonsHoardofBooks6 ай бұрын
I would have a TARDIS. I can already use elemental magic, so I wouldn’t really need a wizard staff. With a TARDIS, I basically get TWO powers. :)
@sofiamotta51746 ай бұрын
I chose the "respectable career" over "murder hobo" because even tho I really just wanna be a hooded assassin, how cute would it be to have a small shop filled with hand made stuff made of wood probably and with warm light coming in and the smell of freshly baked bread from the bakery next door and aaaaaaa so cute
@Elijah_Gillard6 ай бұрын
'your a bunch of meat heads!' I just wanted a big puppy
@HonduranHoneymoonhon6 ай бұрын
I like Golden Age Hawkman too much to not pick a Hawk companion. I don't have Instagram, so I didn't do this quiz, but that's what I would have chosen.
@CantankerousDave6 ай бұрын
The "golly gee" at 0:58 sums up why I like this channel.
@andrewberenson57176 ай бұрын
Merphy. In the video you feared that if you had future site, you would fear getting a vision of when your husband would die. Not sure why, but I found it interesting you feared having a vision of knowing when your husband would die rather than yourself.
@shadowofchaos76756 ай бұрын
Well the question of the companion was obvious: dragons!!! I love assassins but i dont think i could be one. Future sight seems incredibly terrible when you know something will happen, but cant do anything about it.
@rubyseverinwhitworth90666 ай бұрын
Ok so like i don't know how to do glass work and probably wouldn't actually enjoy it but if I am shop keep with a dragon nothing says it's a big one, maybe it's small and like heats glass so I can share it in a more controlled way (I got that idea from an art piece 😅). A bakery dragon would be cool though, my little dragon gets paid in pies which are almost as big as them
@LovelyLiz3375 ай бұрын
I would change to have the Tardis!! I could travel anywhere! I agree with the rest though
@peterepeatepete28456 ай бұрын
If you did the One Piece world that “which role” question would be very interesting. On the one hand if you are an MC it is almost impossible for you to get killed off, but you are 100% guaranteed a horrific backstory. On the other hand if you are a background character you might be fine, but you probably end up living somewhere awful until Luffy shows up. Or Lulucia.
@ChrisEly6 ай бұрын
You absolutely should watch the Stargate SG-1 episode "The Nox" from season 1. It would be where I would pull the passive elemental wizard character from. Particularly, I'd have him be very old and also playful with an invisible dragon. v=wMscLN-vMO8
@andrewwright646 ай бұрын
I was sad I couldn’t pick 300-600 pages cause that’s my sweet spot for books.
@MrKteach6 ай бұрын
so there is a "Frankenstein" setting that might have been more attractive as an option...and am Curious if you have peeked into Murphy. I enjoyed Dean Koontz's pentalogy although only read the first two so far. It isn't about the origins of His Monster but a what if of if his monster kept living and became more of a man with monstrous in him. Don't want to spoil more than that reveal but recommend to look into and possibly review :) Perhaps for next Halloween?
@per-c82296 ай бұрын
Hard agree! I don't particularly care for the world of the lord of the rings so I would've taken the other option but the other option is a world where been non white and not male is a death sentence?, No thank you if I'm gonna die better be by dragon or orc or magical creature, for mad scientists I would've gone with maybe A natural history of dragons (MC is not mad in the book but she gets pretty close), Gideon the night (the scientific part wasn't much in the books but those as**les where mad AF) or the two necromancers series that even tho I know is technically fantasy, the necromancy part is very rooted in science and MC has so many screws missing you'll think he will fall apart at any moment
@uncledubpowermetal5 ай бұрын
So you want the power without the responsibility? Lol Uncle Ben may have something to say about that
@dianaayt6 ай бұрын
When I saw LOTR vs Frankenstein I was like "bu-but Frankenstein is our world(???) is this if I want to be one of the characters or inside the plot as a character or what?? I need information!!!" haha I mean I would pick LOTR even after hearing this explanation but thats why I voted for it then
@haflaen6 ай бұрын
I would choose future sight over elemental magic, on the condition that I’m not living in a deterministic universe - i.e that my visions are of things that might happen, not things that will happen. That way (since I’m the wise wizard) I could use them to provide guidance to the protagonists and help them to avert whatever disasters I’ve foreseen (since, let’s face it, no-one ever sees good things in their prophetic visions). In a deterministic universe prophetic visions would probably be more curse than blessing, but elemental magic wouldn’t make a difference either since our fates would already be sealed.
@shannonhoenig8736 ай бұрын
I actually got to participate in this usually I miss your polls
@nenenenen6 ай бұрын
Hero being an option implies this world has someone in need of a hero!
@joebloe47345 ай бұрын
Bonnie Tyler, at the very least.
@Mentat12316 ай бұрын
After what you said about smaller books, I wonder if you've tried some of Ursula LeGuin's books, like Left Hand of Darkness or The Telling.
@savethefantasticfour2925 ай бұрын
purveyor of fireworks
@gryftkin6 ай бұрын
ComPAINion? Are you trying to say something Merphy? :D
@dianaayt6 ай бұрын
When I read dragon or wolf my mind went to Toothless and Nighteyes so I was like YES. I don't know what hawk means and I didnt understand what I could do with a ghost anyway so 😂
@tmmidkiff176 ай бұрын
I'm guessing more people didn't vote Tardis because everyone knows what a wizard staff is/does. Not everyone (myself included) has watched Dr Who
@mecahhannah6 ай бұрын
Awesome as always thanks ❤
@shadowofchaos76756 ай бұрын
Could you make a tardis with a wizard staff?
@merphynapierreviews6 ай бұрын
This is the real question
@leonmayne7976 ай бұрын
I chose active hero because I’m a thrill seeker.
@andrewberenson57176 ай бұрын
I enjoy reading complicated fantasy epics. But everyone once and a while, I long for the simplicity of choose your own adventure books. I would like to read one set in a fantasy world. Or better yet, authors should write a choose your own adventure book in their own world (s). I want one where I am based on Roshar.
@storyphile45186 ай бұрын
Short book supremacy!
@sarahschreffler54076 ай бұрын
You need to read some Murderbot by Martha Wells. It gives a whole different view of murderhobos.
@evilgenius42136 ай бұрын
So, um, I think you need to check out Robert Asprin's Myth Adventures series, I think you'd get a kick out of it.
@xtieburn6 ай бұрын
but a TARDIS can be a wizard staff...
@meowkat3476 ай бұрын
I would change it to murder hobo, but since I’m less murdery, I’d be a regular hobo/nomad. Specifically a mysterious nomad with a dragon and wizard staff wandering the lands with my elemental magic helping those other magical creatures in need! That’s the dream!
@Glokta46 ай бұрын
Definitely murderhobo.
@alnastase6 ай бұрын
Heya! Do you have a video recommending different book tubers you enjoy? I've been watching Daniel and you for a while but finding it hard to branch out.
@gryftkin6 ай бұрын
It's February! Where is it short sleeve weather? :D It's 11 degrees here today :D
@westmanpl6 ай бұрын
Why would you want to be a Gandalf when you have the option to be a Citizen Doctor Abraham Mehermblur?
@annmoore3215 ай бұрын
As someone who absolutely refuses to watch Dr. Who (I despise time travel), the Tardis has no appeal for me. A wizard’s staff on the other hand… 🧙🏻♂️
@Forever_weird6 ай бұрын
How do you have time to reread things? But also I can’t be the only one who hates rereading books right?
@gloria34156 ай бұрын
So fun! But wanted Murder Hobo…
@keravnos22316 ай бұрын
Never underestimate the power of 'would you rather' Instagram reels. And here's my journey: "The Keravnos Chronicles" - The story of a mercenary for hire con-artist who was struck by lightning as a child and now has lightning magic. He broke a wizard's staff into 2 and turned them into axe handles. He travels with his trusty ghost spectral talking Hawk, Haytham. One thing I'd change is the location, id make my area in a Desert land.
@merphynapierreviews6 ай бұрын
Now I desperately want to read this story 😂
@keravnos22316 ай бұрын
@@merphynapierreviews Keravnos actually means lightning bolt in ancient Greek. Picked out this gamer name when I was 14 and had it for more than 15 years now
@flameazaleas6 ай бұрын
is this the evil NPC you're brewing for us 😟
@keravnos22316 ай бұрын
@@flameazaleasnah, this is me if I ever was in a story 😁
@sjf966 ай бұрын
Which "Annihilation"? My favorite comic book of all time has the same title, so I'm biased in favor of trying out that book 😅
@rachelspencer94566 ай бұрын
🧡📚🧡📚🧡📚🧡
@Javier.M.6 ай бұрын
How could you be a hobo and a dragon owner ? People would just give you stuff to keep you happy living in their village. In one year you would eliminate all small criminals and seasonal criminal making the rounds for the crops or "taxes". Also, wouldn't the store make you automatically not a hobo ? Why live outside having a store to manage with walls and a roof.
@davidgarces396 ай бұрын
I have never in my life wacthed dr Who. I only have a vague knowledge of what a Tardis is. Maybe its a more cultural thing. Of course I'm not form either the states or uk
@aryav256 ай бұрын
WAIT..... FUTURE SIGHT WASN'T THE ONE PIECE FUTURE SIGHT??????????? DAMN
@JayGTheAwkwardBookworm6 ай бұрын
See I woulda picked short books 😂
@jessicalawson14176 ай бұрын
Murder Hobo
@larssjostrom65656 ай бұрын
I can only guess that you have attracted a respectable audience by being a respectable woman. I would like future sight if it meant that I saw and could counter danger to my person like a jedi/force user or Melisandre.
@palexanderrice6 ай бұрын
Um hello! Magic bookshop owner
@Montie-Adkins6 ай бұрын
1. Short books but some of the best books I have ever read have been long books (Rothfuss) 2. Future sight, I've made too many bad chouces. 3. Tardis, 4. LOTR of course. Maybe you could have put it up against Star Wars, trek, MCU 5. Naw, I going hero. Life is too mundane as it is. 6. Dragon, fire, flying, badass backup. 7 Assassin. It doesn't mean you have to be evil, you can assassinate evil.
@ag78306 ай бұрын
Merphy when is the next naruto video?
@arthurweise25736 ай бұрын
I haven't and still don't
@alannahatfield60816 ай бұрын
So, is Merphy a Bombadil or a Radagast?
@merphynapierreviews6 ай бұрын
Depends on if I get to be a murder hobo or not 😂
@nieggka6 ай бұрын
So we are radaghast...
@michellicel39686 ай бұрын
So we are Radagast
@memelord31176 ай бұрын
I chose all of these except I chose murder hobo lol
@Miss_Myth6 ай бұрын
...so we're Radagast. 😅😂 (j/k!) - I have *thoughts* on each of the prompts, but I don't want my comment to be stupid long, so they're in my replies for any interested parties. - I'm changing to the murderhobo option too!! 🤩 Reasons why in my replies. 😊😎 Thanks so much for the game/CYOA story Merph!! It was amazing!! ❤🎉👑 [edited for typos]
@Miss_Myth6 ай бұрын
1) I love short books too!! 2) Agreed on Elemental Magic, mainly because I thought if I can see the future but have no other powers to *change* said future? ...that's just frustrating! 😅
@Miss_Myth6 ай бұрын
3) I CHOSE TARDIS!! Yes, I've spent hours thinking about it too... of COURSE I want a TARDIS!!! And I hadn't even *considered* what you said about being able to avoid the chaos without the Doctor there! 😍 4) I reeeeally considered Frankenstein, because it was interesting to think about how that story would turn out if the creature *wasn't* abandoned, but... yeah. Gotta go with magical fantasy world.
@Miss_Myth6 ай бұрын
5) I love the idea of being the beloved OP side character that gets to chill in the BG through most of the drama, but can show up and save the heroes' tail at key points, then throw out a quip and poof away again. (So, wait... basically The Doctor. Whoops. 😅) 6) THIS ONE. THIS ONE HURT ME MERPH. I so very badly wanted to choose hawk, but hawk & wolf are my 2 favorite animals... then I thought about it, and... in a way, if you combine a wolf(land-based sneaky toothy predator w a tail) with a hawk (bird of prey with talons and great vision)... you kind of get a dragon. Arguably. So that's what I picked.
@Miss_Myth6 ай бұрын
7) I *absolutely* chose the murderhobo option purely because it IS a fantasy story. IRL, I'd love to have a little shop, with a lovely calm little life, but in fantasyland? ...Getting to con people, show up and improv my way into a party, or position of influence, or vault... or to be the coolest, most elite-level killer just.... sounds. SO. fun.
@FrankieJ-1326 ай бұрын
And to think I visited your instagram page a few days ago and saw you were not as active, but I probably just missed this poll event thats heartbreaking this looked like a lot of fun 🥲