Chris Martin: Above Ground Comedian I Full Comedy Special
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Күн бұрынHi, this is Chris. Thanks so much for taking the time to watch my first special! It still gets me excited knowing anyone has taken time out of their day to watch me tell jokes.
It's self funded so the best way to help is to come watch me live. I am in the process of adding dates but please let me know which cities to visit on www.chrismartincomedy.co.uk/c...
If you enjoyed the special want to drop me a tip, because I know Americans like doing that, I'm on Venmo: account.venmo.com/u/chris-mar... or if you didn't you can send me a request to pay you for taking away an hour of your life you won't get back.
Now some big thank yous to people who made this all possible!
Produced by Hammer and Dot
Edited by Matt Unsworth
Director of Photography - Dirk Dupre
Camera Operator - Kevin Glotfelty
Audio Mixing and Mastering - Craig Billmeier
Sound Recordist- Jessica Mozes
Colorist - Eric Reid
Opening act:
Bria Beddoe
Thanks to
James Gaghan, the DC Loft & staff.
Special Thanks to
Hanna Stanbridge & Gary Plum
Very Special Thanks to
Jason Statham
And very very special thanks to Dom and Jessica at Blonde Medicine Records, where the album version is available as well as loads of other amazing comedians: www.blondemedicine.com/bm118-...
My socials:
Instagram: chrismcomedy
Facebook: chrismartincomedyfan
TikTok: chrismcomedy
My website:
www. chrismartincomedy.co.uk
00:00 Underground Comedian
01:35 Vaxxed, Kinda... Maybe?
04:20 You Wanna Go
08:08 Rookie Error Part 1
11:04 The Cool (Wily) Bouncer
13:15 Rookie Error Part 2
16:15 Therapy Boy
20:25 A Very Edgy Fish Joke
23:41 The Truth About Vegan Food
25:52 Marital Hustle
30:35 Parental Scam
32:30 My Vet is Worth Every Penny
38:08 Cathy Martin Hoarding The Good Stuff
41:51 My Sweet (Eccentric) Father
44:27 A Different Level of Violence
47:22 How To Fend Off a Burglar
52:30 Outro & Credits
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Thanks for all the (mostly) lovely comments. In the process of working out some live dates so feel free to let me know what city to visit in the comments or via my website. ✌️
@user-eb1uh6me6b Ай бұрын
denver boi
@user-eb1uh6me6b Ай бұрын
and i'm a legit human being . . . oh damn my name is user-eb1 etc. i think i may be a robot.
@kicker3536 Ай бұрын
3 more weeks And yes Denver
@AgnesKissNB69 16 күн бұрын
Minneapolis!!!!
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Fun fact: the guy in the front told me after the show he was just really cold.
@TheKennyCurtis Ай бұрын
Came across this by absolute chance, such a gem you are my dude, hilarious set!
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed. Shout out to the algorithm for doing its thing
@larscholagh4558 Күн бұрын
Amazing! This should have 10M views!
@chrismcomedy Күн бұрын
Thank you! Slowly getting there!
@daishikaze3986 Ай бұрын
Also, this show is going on my Classic Stand-up playlist, you're in good company :)
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
honoured
@alisterfolson Ай бұрын
You have a comedy playlist too? Another person of couture!
@kathleenbutler4602 Ай бұрын
Same!!
@jerinforgie5841 Ай бұрын
My favourite Chris!
@jasonjohnson4803 Ай бұрын
Check out the singer Chris Martin (from Jamaica), you might like his reggae music.
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
@@jasonjohnson4803 I love Christopher Martin! "I'm a Big Deal" is a banger
@MichelleDoucette-yd6iu Ай бұрын
What a great surprise he is!! By chance caught this & laughed so much😂😂😂😂He is crazy talented- hysterical. Don't let the accent through u off
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@roses2ndborn Ай бұрын
Refreshing material and very funny 😂
@chrismcomedy 28 күн бұрын
Thank you 🙏🏻
@melaniehall8848 Ай бұрын
So glad I found this
@xeireesings3529 16 сағат бұрын
Found this by chance and I'm so glad that I did. This is so funny! Iove every story.
@chrismcomedy 14 сағат бұрын
Glad you enjoyed!
@user-ec8xb3rj1g Ай бұрын
Funny, relatable and will definitely get you above ground for your next Special.
@baleighmorey1626 Ай бұрын
Awesome special! Thank you ❤
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Glad you liked it!
@MycoMoat Ай бұрын
Great entertainment!! Excited for your next adventure!!
@Daniel-zn3xh Ай бұрын
Great job Chris !
@leenb.7936 11 күн бұрын
Doggie hitman 😂😂😂 Edit: fun fact: the ‘doggie hitman’ mark in the video wasn’t the peak of the comedy, nearly choked myself trying not to make a sound or move my body, I swear this is not an exaggeration, my lung (or breast muscles?) are aching right now from holding my laughs (traumatized cat on my lap, no moving or sound is essential atm in her recovery) Me wearing noice canceling headphones isn’t the best situation for a successful comedy show, I need my cat to wear one 😂😂
@carrissamcwilliam5757 24 күн бұрын
Watching from Manchester, England. Really funny set mate. Will be sharing. Much love from here in the UK 👏❤
@chrismcomedy 24 күн бұрын
Manchester! Loved gigging there back in the day
@BP_RoadRunner 20 сағат бұрын
I really enjoyed this! I'll keep my eyes out for more material live and online. Thank you😂
@BP_RoadRunner 20 сағат бұрын
Get yourself on Drybar comedy. Your act is clean and funny 😁
@rebecca.menashe 17 күн бұрын
Love this!
@jordantoronto863 Ай бұрын
What an awesome show! One of my new favorites!!!
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Thank you!
@user-tc5pl3zw3h Ай бұрын
Isn't it just the most profound irony how dumb fish are, even though they travel around in a group called a school?
@maccoll3644 Ай бұрын
Excellent! You are a very funny man. It flowed beautifully, well-written and funny all the way through. Thanks!
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Thank you!
@AlannaBennett Ай бұрын
Can’t waaaait!!
@anacaicedomacia Ай бұрын
Wonderful special! 😂❤
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Thank you!
@delf-rx9dy Ай бұрын
Wow, good newbie! Love it!
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Thank you! 😊
@user-tc5pl3zw3h Ай бұрын
I think we should all agree to call the nurses who work in the basements of clubs "Resurrection Specialists".
@emilykim5069 Ай бұрын
sooo funny 😂😂😂
@jmreyes57 15 күн бұрын
"breezy butthole" I laughed so hard! Please come to the Seattle area!
@JuneKG231 Ай бұрын
Hahaha! That vax card as “proof” joke was spot on!!! Omg wow
@shararosenwinkel8614 Ай бұрын
Hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
@florestinewatkins7674 Ай бұрын
Love your set.😊 Actually laughed out loud 😂
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Thanks for watching!
@user-dy2qd1oj5v Ай бұрын
My favorite comedian so far 😂😂I gotta catch a show
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Please come along! Mailing list for all that info is on my website.
@shailishafai3295 Ай бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@slimbopp4924 Ай бұрын
Cheers Chris! That's cheered me right up this morning!!!
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
thanks Slim!
@randabutters9967 Ай бұрын
I laughed so much I have tears
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed!
@C8zzzD Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Great set! Loads of gems and stories, loved rotisserie burglar😂 Subbed, new from the Netherlands!
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Ha! Thanks for the kind words. Love 🇳🇱 thank you for creating Dennis Bergkamp
@Aeonshield Ай бұрын
I see myself as a ground adjacent comedian
@jagwaronline Ай бұрын
An excellent break from Coldplay!
@user-ft2bt9kw7x Ай бұрын
I loved Babysitting Trevor . More please
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Uncle Trev!
@user-ft2bt9kw7x Ай бұрын
@@chrismcomedy I love Trev he’s very close to my heart
@melaniehall8848 Ай бұрын
😂😂 can't breathe 😂😂😂
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
😂
@beatwizerd1976 Ай бұрын
Shit what a funny fucking show from start to finish. Loved the closing joke that was a good one to finish on. Fuck Yes dude!! Awesom
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Thanks so much for watching and glad you enjoyed
@user-tc5pl3zw3h Ай бұрын
Our realtor found out I'm a stand up comedian, and waited for us to sign our offer and hand her the check before she said, "Oh, and I have to disclose a couple of things, by law. The house is haunted because it's built on sacred burial ground, and the previous owners rented to people who died in the home." Apparently she and my wife were in cahoots, because they both laughed immediately, before I could respond. But I said, "Oh, you're having me on, are you? OK, well, then I guess we'll have to sort out the little girl I kept seeing around the house on our tour."
@skyforce6 Ай бұрын
LOL
@AddictiveSin Ай бұрын
Fund the police!!! They should be working for the people, not private companies!!! Also change the laws so they stop harassing people and can actually be held accountable...
@MatthewSmith-cp3hu Ай бұрын
hilarious
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
thank you!
@user-dy2qd1oj5v Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my stomach
@JuneKG231 Ай бұрын
Hahaha “i just want justice in the world”
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
😂😂
@nightcat87 Ай бұрын
Thank you for posting this on KZfaq bro. Very good show.
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
Thanks so much for watching 🙏🏻🙏🏻
@Vincentthecatsings 11 күн бұрын
Nice getting vaccinated
@AddictiveSin Ай бұрын
Laughed a lot. Get an abortion like a responsible adult unless you get famous enough to buy a house for 30 million in 25 years when your kid is getting suicidail being stuck at home with no future. Otherwise hilarious, subscribed and liked, keep it up!
@ShadySheev Ай бұрын
31:39 Jim Jefferies wants his Having-a-Baby joke back but otherwise nice stuff.
@daishikaze3986 Ай бұрын
So you moved to LA, I had wondered why we haven't see you in Edinburgh for a long time. The Bachelor Party in Vegas, I have to ask.....on one of those nights did y'all go to Medieval Times and if so was someone high on way way too many mushrooms?
@chrismcomedy Ай бұрын
ahaha. That was a a different stag do there! This stag do happened the year before the Excaliber one!
@daishikaze3986 Ай бұрын
@@chrismcomedy So you were at the Excaliber one as well? Ok :D
@velroneramdon2289 Ай бұрын
Not all of them are manly some does not know their genders. 😂😂
@shaneimler641 Ай бұрын
The rhyme Happy Wife Happy Life was made up by women to make sure that the men did all they could to make their women happy. While those women do not give a damn about their husbands. The saying should be Happy House Happy Spouse. That way it would try to remind the women that their husbands deserve to be happy as well, but the wives still would not care about their men. They will do something to make their husbands happy only if will benefit them the same or more than their husbands.
@equality4usall Ай бұрын
I was in total agreement with you until you started saying women still wouldn't care about their men. I'm sorry you've personally had a bad experience with women but you're just wrong! "happy spouse happy house" is a phrase I thought I made up in my house😂😂😂 it's 2024 people should take care of eachother and pull their weight in the relationship. Also, make sure you're treating eachother with respect. No one wants to take care of anyone who treats them bad. Good luck to you! - F,38 yrs old, married 21 years
@equality4usall Ай бұрын
I'm sorry, I can tell some women have caused you a lot of pain but that's your personal experience. I literally thought I made up "happy spouse happy house" 😂😂😂 cuz I use it in my house. My advice: make sure you're doing your part, treat them with respect (we've never called eachother a bad name and we cuss like sailors lol) no one wants to take care of someone who is mean to them! Don't give up. Be the best you and she'll come along 😊 from a 38 yr old F married 21 years from Vegas and we still like eachother! 😂 of course we love but liking someone for 21 years is a different story😂😂 better luck to you ✌️
@kregpeterman3145 Ай бұрын
Right wing podcast? Now you know why no one has heard of you.
@davidhanby7156 Ай бұрын
Terrible. Other chris Martin is funnier
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