Me too.

So glad Dry Bar had him back!

Yes, the low energy, laid back, drier sense of humor is so refreshing. Actually makes the comedy better. No energy-zapping drama, just pure humor and laughs. Kept it real, stuff i could identify with.

This guy got paid to say that, guarenteed 😂

​@@realemonfulalex was great, what u on?

​@@seedsoflove7684pay no attention to him. He is always coming to the comment section to put down comedians. Ask him where his ex and went.

From Wendy's ?

My grandmother used to take a full 90 seconds to sign a check. That doesn’t sound like a long time - but it IS.

Good observation.

Good point Buddy! It prompted me to go back to listen to some of his older material. It’s all part of his conspiracy towards world domination. If you listen to people, really listen, they’ll tell you what they’re going to do. First he gathers up all the lonely outcasts by relating to them, then he expands his fan base by relating to committed parents, setting an example so his followers will raise followers. Inadvertently, he gains the respect of the government who is always listening, making him unstoppable. Next he’ll be telling stories in first person as the old man ordering grits at Wendy’s, with his unique, yet relatable, perspective of how the younger generation responds. Ultimately feeding his conspiracy theory to corral the old people; they are next. There’s no stoping him. Alex is going to dominate all the population with mutual respect and clean comedy. The question that remains is what else can I do to further the cause? Might as well jump on the bandwagon before it’s too late, so I can capitalize on the fact that I was smart enough to recognize his talent before even the stupid optimistic happy people did. He’ll go down in history as “Alex, the Big Gulp Kid, and the world’s greatest comic of all time.” What part are you going to play? Go ahead, make your move, share his humor with your family and friends. Laughter is good for the soul. His messages should somehow be translated into other languages, so all can hear. Or don’t, but know the resistance will be a laughing stock, the monkey who didn’t listen 🙉 . You have the power to unite the world, go ahead, tell your contacts what’s coming, world domination and peace. Now is the time for Alex to have our loyalty! Our donations! Our support! Let’s subscribe to his content! Thanks for the comment. Have a terrific day 🤗 🌎 ☮️

Keep an eye out. More coming soon.

Very much appreciated

@@AlexVellutoComedy Of course! I very rarely go there because I'm a KwikTrip guy-they are everywhere where I live and 7-11 is not. But there are a couple within 20 miles so if I remember next time I'm near one, I'll go grab a soda or something just to give you points and me a funny story to tell. Haha! 🙂💙

​​@@AlexVellutoComedyu were so funny, i laughed till i cried. The ID theft coming with a lack of eye contact😅. Man, i felt that one deep! Do u have any clean comedy elsewhere?

Game respect game

It's called balancing the check book.