+Samantha Kaythe Yep.

Yes, yes; especially if you are the one driving and have all your shit in order.

For any and all occasions.

Unless there's a bear armed with a Choppifier 3000 with a hacksaw-machete-flamethrower combo in the backseat, then you should scream "run bitch, rruuuuunn"

I accept that.

Well wonder no more.

1.Don't just stand there when he's walking at you with murder in his eyes. 2.Repeat #1 as often as necessary--MOVE! 3.If #1 and #2 don't work--file charges--don't let him off the hook.

4.Keep his wifes name out your mouth, cuz theres nothing she'd like to see more than your ass getting whooped.

"Don't.....give.....him......shit!!!!"

rule number 1: if you're about to talk of Will Smith wife, shut the fuck up!

in the best part is that it applies to people of every race, not just black people. in most cases at least.

For real, the other comment I saw here saying that he'd be cancelled if he did this nowadays made me go "My brother in Christ, if anything nowadays it became mandatory learning."

Common sense is hard to find in 2024

@@DannyfMartin common sense is always hard to find it, regardless of the year

@@unanon_user unless you live in place like Calabasas - you know those private-public cops are your workers there.

The universe would explode that is just too much for the world to handle

@@kshepard52what?

@@kshepard52 Chapelle bites everyone's ass equally, doesn't matter colour, sexuality, gender, anything. Chapelle has done more to fight racism than any institution.

Ego collide

​@@kshepard52"I find Dave Chappelle offensive" - your exact words. You were offended.

​@@TugIronChief Dems want to foot the bill for that Life Support.

@@TugIronChief Racism towards blacks at least. From the outside looking in I can't comprehend how racism is so abhorrently taboo and yet nobody bats an eye at the thought of violent assault. Which of these two actions should really be the most shocking?

@@TugIronChief Are we using the modern American definition of racism?

@@TugIronChief Any reasonable person doesn't care for the differences.

Racism is dead!! For those of us who know better!! It's the powers that be divide us!!

More like aged like unpasteurized milk

@@Lkenmaner unpasteurized milk ages better than pasteurized milk.

I know right Chris rock was funny as hell being able to make humor out of unfortunate situations back then. I’m glad those problems were addressed more recently in the past years though police brutality is getting better every decade 💯

@@Lkenmaner It turns into cheese you f'ing neanderthal.

@@lucaswallace7476 [insert surprised pikachu meme here]

Yep, one can go from a warning to felony charges just by running away from the police.

Will Smith is a lowlife cuckold and ashamed of it.

That's true no matter your skin tone, too.

@@InfernosReaper Especially if they are US Marshals

@@joeyakathug5215 Got some experience with that?

@@InfernosReaper Federal law enforcement don't fuck around.

@@InfernosReaper Kinda. Well I wasn't the fugitive, but I watch a lot of bodycam footages for fun, and anything involving US Marshals shows they are just straight up brutal

nah man it's always been true. Sure you could still encounter racist cops and have the worst happen, but what's going to make that less likely: being polite and acting properly, or acting like a jackass? I think the former.

Police brutality has existed for decades

It's common sense bro

LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!

100yrs ago a tutorial today a tutorial

I'm white, Southern Baptist. Grew up in the South. My Fire Captain father basically told me this in 1979 when I first got my learners permit. Because if you break any of Chris Rock's suggestions, then the cops are going to beat you - regardless of color.

Including the blah music,

They wouldn't even show this at school even though all information above is true.

This should be taught in drivers ed, but its too educational 😂

Yeah that’s the point

Yup. It's beautiful. It's not racism when everyone gets shit on

based everyone gets shit on

Chris Rock is a comedic genius!!! Even my pale white ass likes him! 😂

@@melodymakermark Why would you being white matter if you like him or not? You getting offensive on me bro? Im joking lol

Can't be racist if you hate on everyone equally.

Special Fex lol for real

I can't say you are wrong.

There’s nothing a mad woman would like to see more than you getting your ass kicked.

Special Fex no mad women will say anything.

@Video Buff the mad woman said, "he got away, he got away!"

Same. The freeze frame on his crazy eyes always kills me 😂

​@@bell191991man legit said 😳😳😳😳😳

@@bell191991he looks like Will smith’s sons Trey and jaden

He thought he was actually Him 🤣🤣🤣

I lose it at this every time i see it.

No....we are having some civil discourse with people not being able to follow common sense and just follow orders given by police officers. hence this video should serve now as a public service announcement to remind folks - dont screw with them and they'll have no reason to screw with you....

Wouldn’t that be racist?😂

Best PSA ever!!

Now you these get $27 million to being a piece of shxt.

Lol! Right?! Ha ha

i fkn despise this era

no one listened to christians and look where that got us.

@@drakke125Channel facts

@@drakke125Channel religion has done more damage than just about anything you fucktard.

@@saintsaint5315 im guessing everything was caused by religion(in terms of damage) like nanking, and both the world wars because im assuming thats what you mean by done more damage than just about anything. cause those are one of the most pretty fucked up situations that comes out of my head based on your discription :)

😂😂you damn right you need yo ass beat. A BIG ASS joint and a LOADED GUN SHOWING😅😅😅😅

This kind of thing has been going on for 100+ years

@@kakashiroks exactly 🤣

I mean it's pretty sad to see how little things have changed since then...

Koala gang

To bad his tips doesnt work in real life

White friend is racist bs.

@@suprememasteroftheuniverse it’s just a joke man calm down

@@suprememasteroftheuniverse its funny cause it's true. All black people should have white friend and vice versa.

And yet they don't get followed all the time. Really makes you think 🤔

Tokyokazama good satire is always once removed from what's actually going on.

Yeah. Every time, when over hear in Europe something with "police brutality" happened in the US and the news report it like "An Afro-American Man got killed during a police control. Police shot him, the community is enraged etc.", people are instantly reacting like "Ah look, the racist american police again"... and when I ask "Well, how did the controlled person behave in the situation, what did he do, what may caused the shooting?", everyone loses their minds... and then days later, when more details are known, often (sadly not always) there is a description like he made a sudden movement to his hip, which the officers interpreted as the guy grabbing for a gun and shot him first or something like that, where I think "Man, why were you so stupid? Why did you do that? Didn't your parents teach you how to behave in the presence of police?" I mean, I personally live in Germany, we have nowhere near such a liberal gun law as the US, so guns are absolutely not as proliferated here as over in the US. But even here police is armed with guns and if I, as a white guy, would get into a control and would make a sudden, unpredicted movement with my hands to the hips behind my back or something, you can be sure as hell that the police officers at the very least would've brandished their pistols and take aim at me (and only that if I'd be lucky in that situation), just as they were trained to do, to protect themselves in case I'm a crazy guy trying to attack them. In German Context it would most probably not a gun but a knife, that crazy people could be armed with at most, but still, a dangerous weapon against which an officer here would have to defend himself, if need be with his gun. I'm not saying that absolutely every case, where an Afro-American died in a police control, was the fault of said Afro-American, there are sadly also cases where the guy behaved correctly and still got his ass booked, beaten or shot by a racist cop in the past. And that Afro-Americans land quicker in jail than white guys is also a proven fact, proven by scientific studies. But there are more than enough cases where the guy fucked up and, unwillingly, provoked the cops to take action against him. So yeah, Chris Rock is absolutely right: Obey the law, be polite, do as you're told by the police and shut the fuck up and you get away fine in every country of the world, not just the US.

​@@MagiconIcefolks mainly talk about the actual overreach. Look up Daniel shaver.

​@@elliottbaker201 The majority of victims that BLM was "protesting (rioting) in the name of" were killed because they were armed with an illegal weapon that they refused to relinquish, they were on drugs, they fled from the police, they attempted to take the weapon from the officer or they tried to assault the officer. The reality is that only roughly 1% of *all* police shooting victims in the United States are unarmed. The majority of the time, the shooting is found to be justified because of the actions of the victim prior to, or during their interaction with police. Which is the point the person you're replying to is making, and it is absolutely true. Not only that, but they acknowledged that their assessment of these situations doesn't apply to every case. So bringing up one example where it doesn't apply really doesn't refute anything they said. However you saying people only "talk about the actual overreach" is 100% wrong and it's not even debatable.

@@zeked4200 except it definitely is debatable.. which is why The OverReach is what folks speak on. Not police actually doing their jobs, scooter 🤷😘🇺🇲

Not grown ups. Apes.

1:25

Wym! They make money off systematic racism! 🤦🏾‍♂️

@@MrWatts-dz6fb haha. The drug companies make money off of black people doing drugs and thinking that there is systematic racism in the united states year 2021

I've been going to other sites both right and left leaning and sharing the video as often as I can and encouraging others to share it. Crazy how much truth is in his message. Encourage others to share.

@@johncastillo2194 you're definitely white. Lol

I thought it aged well. The joke, not the hair

Like Jada Pinkett Smith's hair, it looks fine but people do make a big deal out of it for no goddamn reason It's especially something not worth getting hit over.

Willard Carroll Smith the Second is coming for you

Looking forward to the GI Jane sequel

😂😂

Sad that you don't realize that the cop is the wrong one in that situation.

@@nunyabidnes6010 - Not really. Cops are human, too. Let's say you get stopped for running a stop sign. The cop might let you off with a warning. You act like an a**hole to the cop, he's going to start checking everything. Rule is...don't be an a**hole.

@@frankhurst9665 ok bootlicker

​@@nunyabidnes6010I suggest you watch the video before commenting next time. Interesting you think it's perfectly fine being an a-hole to people, wish we could make your life at work miserable also.

Americans will say shit like this then call other countries a police state

Those jackals of PBS ought to be REQUIRED to show this as a PSA 8 days a week!

Dean Natuno it is but it does not help.

Howard Fortyfive “PBS” jackals?? ok bro. methinks your anger is misdirected.

Thandi M Certainly not in 2018

Ethan Grimsley AHAHAHA!! 😂

Dumbass. How the fuck you manage that one. Lol

At least you had Fire Fighters, i got my ass kicked by the Mail Man.

Could've been worse. Could have been the paramedics. They're not to be messed with once they're done saving lives.

You are a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

@@Strykerx31 *narrator voice* He's the mail man, but he's delivering more than mail, he's delivering an ass whoopin

so should most people tbh lol

As long as he keeps people’s names out his fucking mouth

@@KDawg92801 true, but Will Smith had no right to hit him like that

@@joeylawn36111 that’s why Chris rock should’ve kept his mouth shut. He didn’t know will would react like that. Neither did we. That’s why it’s important to keep certain things to yourself

02:41

I for one would pay for this.

Will hit him as hard as he could and chris rock barely flinched.

How to not get smithed by Smith by Rock

🤣🤣

Chris Rock calls himself a comedian but this is his ONLY funny joke in his entire career

Don't a woman

"He got weed he got weed!!"

@@babelyubelbarever4591 Don't

@@babelyubelbarever4591 all hos is mad

Mad men are a much greater danger.

Do you have any cool cop stories?

Yes it is. Words to not-die by.

It will sink more in ur brain if you have to laugh or cry about it.. its psychological embedment

the sad part is, some people actually need to get this advice instead of just knowing it.

engeltjebaleno I always say to my friends, " The way you dress, is the way you will be addressed" Why would i want to dress up hiphop style at a frequent crime area, then complain i was harrased by police. Ofcourse if i look like a drug dealer, i will be approached roughly

this needs to be recirculated in the community lol

Biden said they are too poor and stupid to use the internet. I mean after all, he would never lie.

@@SMDTURBO based

@@indeedyes7869 what the hell does "based" even mean

@@SMDTURBO WTF I'm a Biden fan now

@@malokk5773 so your a fan of a senile old racist man 💀💀

This should be taught in schools in all grades.

What ive been saying also

And if you were committing a “moving violation” don’t bs the cop. Just laugh and say yes and chat about it. 99% of the time cop lets you off and on your way. Most are just bored and practicing their job 12hrs a day with no life to speak of. Once you start lying and talking shit they go into a shark frenzy and it won’t end well.

Word!

@@Wildstar40 And all children, regardless of race. Don't parents do this anymore? I guess not.

This was kinda common sense

some says it s not about the way you act , if u are black the cops will try to push ur buttons or will beat you up for nothing ; aka racism

@@mochalo4912 i can't disagree with your point. Some police are just dummy butts and want to ruin your day. But if we the people keep a cool head in the moment the we have the chance to really stick it to them in the aftermath.

@@onion_____ common sense is rare these days

I laughed, but sad af

Would it help? Not like kids show up to school anyways.

Not the ones that would benefit from this video, anyway.

+Sven Kopperud ^^^

Agreed. ☺

DartLuke ya damn right it should b my friend

Devin O'Mara Sadly true, making someone chase you triggers aggression in the hind brain. While we can HOPE a level headed person can keep it in check, once adrenalin is up, there are no guarantees.

Scorp Sixonesix your not suppose to run from the cops... it doesn't have much to do with the "hind brain". Flight or flight kicked in and you ran like a guilty bitch, they will take you down and once you're ass is subdued they will figure out why you decided running was the better option.

Devin O'Mara 90% of the time they just want to know what you are up to. You run, that is like a silent admission of guilt.

Shane Camburn "90% of the time they just want to know what you are up to. You run, that is like a silent admission of guilt." Not according to the Supreme Court. If you have done nothing wrong and are in what is considered a safe environment, you are under no obligation to stop and can legally ignore a police officer. They won't like it but the law is on your side.

Matthew Bradley You are correct, but at the same time, if an officer approaches, and asks what you are doing, and you break and run for no seemingly particular reason, then you are creating a scenario that places you on a "questionable" side of probable cause. I know it has been contested both ways and won/lost both ways in the past. However, the idea that an innocent man has no reason to run remains a common logic. Therefore, in most cases, this will be viewed as a reasonable act for the pressing of probable cause which lifts the burden of unlawful search and seizure. Yes, technically, by law - you are within rights to not speak to, keep moving, and totally ignore law enforcement - IF you are not being stopped for any law breaking witnessed by the officer. However, this certainly will make you quickly unpopular with the police and they will look for their loopholes to get back at you. I have known to many police officers that make such things a point of their day.

or a genius

at least he recommendet to give a white friend a lift.

well he already has been, BLM calls him an Oreo

@@mayorebfarnum8114 the only black lives that matter to them are the ones who follow their narrative

Honestly we need to solve the political system this shit bad

You must be right

lol

Were you with a white friend?

Did you leave the woman at home?

lol..

They ignit.

or BLM

I think its funny when people who clearly have a bias try to state a point. Like literally that is not even reason logic or sense but because youre white and everyone lets you have you way, youre like a an obese child eating cake.

@@Bracero1990 And the funny goes over your head. Lighten up Francis!

@@Bracero1990 lmao wtf

Self accountability is now deemed "victim blaming". They treat certain groups like toddlers.

Chris Rock should update the video and add resisting arrest to the list of things what not to do.

yes, thought same

@@deerick3109 I think that’s provisionally covered under “if you have to run, the cops are bringing an ass-kicking with them”

@@herakleitus it is basically all covered under 'use common sense'.

Yes lmfao

Well. It was always a public service announcement.

This should be mandatory viewing about once a month from Junior High School on. The only thing I object to is the "get a White friend." That really isn't needed if you follow the other rules.

@@BryanTorok haha yeah. It’s Chris rock tho. It’s a comedy skit. The rest was spot on tho

Bro, I was literally thinking that.

You can always apply to get your ass kicked at your local police station ... unless I'm misunderstanding you?

@@alleynewarner9961 Ya but then you gotta do a bunch of paper work and it's a real pain in the ass.

FUNNY!! and good message too

I hope you never get your ass kicked needlesly mate.

@@TheJadeFist no paperwork just sprinkle some crack on em and let’s get outta here

Sure does 😂😂

I bet they would call him white

@@scrubsrc4084 most likely be canceled and called racist. we already know how democrats work

IQ too low for certain "individuals" in our society to understand these basic points unfortunately.

​@michi veritas im happy a "muppet's" comment hit you in deeper places.

this should be shown to every school in chicago and to black lives matter supporters

even the part saying "get a white friend"?

CBaseball_ there has to be at least some comical relief not just all common sense statements.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. And most accurate.

Yeah except it doesn't work in large part. The police have shown in far too many cases that you can stand in one spot minding your own business and they will still mess with you. Professional tennis player James Blake's situation with NYPD cops is proof positive of that much. The other example is Charles Kinsey of North Miami Florida who was trying to get a runaway patient back into the facility. The reality is that in America we have too many psychotic people who have no business being police officers and we don't have a solid method for weeding them out.

Lmao maybe he's watching from hell

Bro was drugged out HIS MIND so badly, he thought he loved his momma

@@villaniousmustache4898yall bitches are weird

too soon

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ It's a completely different generation, it isn't old men and women getting shot by police officers, its mostly young people.

Right how have people gotten stupider since

Viral killer watches non xenomorph content?!

@@TubeWatcher an entitled generation... i grew up in LA in the 90s, my parents made damn sure i was in before dark, had no toy pistols, didnt wear gang colors, and to not talk to police.. im positive my parents saved me from getting killed from gang members and the police

psh...they been singing fuck the police since 1989. people acting shocked today is hilarious.

It's been longer than a single decade, I remember watching this around 1997 or 1998.

Maybe change it to shot..... great comment op

Right. Advice like "get a white friend" isn't sarcastic at all.

HB damn you racist as fuck you must be trollin

If your white friend is your crazy friend skip the next step.

It was always fatherly advice, it just isn't being taught to youths anymore because the fathers lost their custody battle.

This is reasonable and common sense advice that actually wants to help people, unlike advice today. This is great advice

@@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 Especially in black communities with a 75% single parenthood rate

Today it is racist advice according to the democrats.

Today: blatantly false.

Yes it is. If someone runs after being pulled over they are going to get tackled.

Take out all the laughs and claps and you got yourself a good informational video.

ur white

arent ya

insanely uninformed comment..., sure. Black people who comply are always treated like you? - right?.u know what i mean

This will still be relevant comedy a hundred years from now.

You do realise he is also taking the piss out of 6 cops beating the shit out of someone because they have weed or refuse to give license and registration. Or is that part of the irony of the video lost on you ?

+Lewis C *ding ding ding

Don't give a black friend a ride? Sounds like racism, not common sense.

Is that what he said? Maybe you should watch it again. Sooooo tired of racism being used. If I broke those rules, I would get my ass kicked, and I would have nobody to blame but myself.

Well that's why we have darwin... :)

Totally! Though it's sad because this skit was probably made about 20 years ago and still reflects many of the problems in our American society today. Hella funny but has deeper meanings when you think about it. :)

This skit is like a good wine

@@vangmx Yeah, a deeper meaning of, "Obey the law"

@Gealified x Well, it always has.

And here we are in 2020

Good times

didnt realise this was a joke, he's making good points

Tristan smith lol the world we live in today

when you were black I suppose..., I think it would still pass, but this kind of truth can be spoken only by a minority, favourably by a black person, not to be called fascist and so on by narrow minded censors aka SJW

@@rysiii811 100%!! I got told today that i cannot speak on all this because i am white. I so badly wanted to reply that since he isnt a convicted felon, then maybe he shouldn't speak on it. But instead I said nada. (The convo was about felony warrants)

Well he knows that there is only so much you can do on your end and if the cop is batsh!t crazy then only god can help you

@@joimumu that's very true

Try it, it totally works. No need to read in between the lines and look for oddball exceptions. What a weird thing to focus in on like it’s remotely a prevalent problem.

@@cbh148 shut up lil nigga

lol, I was saying this for years. And somehow it has become even more important due to our current zeitgeist.

YEP 🤣😂

How weird, same here. I don't watch anything like this. But in light of all the BLM crap going on I had to watch it. Yes this should be a public service announcement!!!!! Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nah its dated and too overly exaggerated

It's exaggerated by intent, because comedy. But it's funny because it is centered around truth. When people do stupid shit and resist arrest or put others at risk, the chance they get a fatal outcome increases significantly.

Especially to the kids who walked out of class in MN to protest Daunte Wright and tell the National Guard to go home.

It's already too late...

Should be mandatory in schools, drivers education, DMV license application, INS application for green card or citizenship, and as early as day care.

Too late...

It better be grade school, by middle school it's too late for most of these kids.

Police officers deal with so many fools, jerks, bums, criminals, and deadbeats that they are positively eager to let an honest citizen off the hook. All you've got to do is appear to possess a modicum of common sense. It's a really low bar.

Actually, I think this was from the late 90s. Other than that, you have a decent point.

finchborat fixed it

yeah ikr if only Mike Brown had seen this and Chris Rock were still cool then

I teach a high school criminal justice class. I'd like to find (unfortunately) a censored version of this video to show in my class. It actually has some good tips a lot of my students can follow

you teach at a high school you don't need a sensored version

Yeah. If I was going to assassinate a defenseless girl, I wouldn't do it in broad daylight right in front of any witnesses - especially cops.

bruh, you are so insensitive

@Mike. Hunt. that doesn't justify the police shooting her. Regardless of what she was doing or was trying to do, it's not their job to kill people.

@@hansolomon6866 he saved the girls life from being stabbed to death dumb fuck

@@hansolomon6866 actually it is they are supposed to use deadly force when the lives of others are threatened

DrJangoR9 Kazama lmao

DrJangoR9 Kazama I died laughing

Rodney Davis 😂👍

That freezeframe right as he is winding up is just perfectly timed too lol.

Mikhail Tukhachevsky 😂

This is golden education disguised as comedy

I think Daunte Wright didn't watch this LMAO

Or maybe the parents should parent???

True!

@@firstnamelastname8790 nope, he did not. Quite funny honestly

If you think it should be banned, you are soft.

No, I think this should be required education in all schools and prisons, with some minor revisions, but it would not be politically correct to suggest "people of color" change their behaviors in sny way.

I have a feeling it will be soon

The people who need to watch it, didnt watch it

@@grizzkid795 #BlackBehaviorMatters

probably MORE accurate today

Human nature does not change with time.

It’s actually from the 90’a not 2007. That’s when it was uploaded.

Something never change. 😌🙏

@@falfighter no nigga lol you trippin

So true 😹. And at the end "if you follow these simple rules you PROBABLY won't... " very true too. With the pandemic, all the nutters have been hired...

@@whitecollarhater9727 u dam right! cuz i'm insane!

@@scottyhoo2516 be polite!

This applies to all races. If the police need to get you they are bringing an asswhoopin.

Now chris needs to make a "how not to get your ass kicked by an crazy will smith"

Nowadays, the cops would probably ask if he would share it with them.

"Dats right, kick his muthafuckin ass! " 😂😂😂

@@camillemckenzie3235 I know some cops from South Park, Colorado that would like some

@@camillemckenzie3235 Probably but you're acting like corruption has never existed before, I can tell you right now it has and if anything it was far worse in the past.

Doesnt matter what color your woman is this true worldwide

Lol. He know he fucked up.

Chris Rock was HILARIOUS, but he TOLD THE TRUTH!!!

I think the face he made on the "shut the fuck up" part was even better...

Maaaaaaan I screenshot it lol!!!!

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That women is Cynthia g

You wouldn't believe how many wives/girlfriends call to get their man in trouble after an argument, only to take it back 12 hours later after they get locked up. 🙄

@@grevensher594 Happened to me

I wanted to like your comment but it's at 420. Just seemed wrong to change that.