Came for comedy Stayed for the life advice

I like his old joke where he says even people with only 20k dollars need a prenup because if she gets half you only have 10k left.

There are some good kernels of truth there.

I wouldn’t wish divorce on my worst enemy…it was the worst…I loved her, she left me.

Been married 15 years now and the bit about tambourine is so true. The hard part is if another band offers you lead singer, but beware the bait and switch, because you eventually end up on tambourine again.

I don’t know what Oates does, but Hall never had a hit without him

I’m not afraid of marriage, I’m afraid of divorce.

Marriage is great if both are INTENTIONAL in making it work by constantly finding ways to make it better. Anything short of that, the marriage will not work.

In a relationship, you're in a service industry. How true & people need to remember that

Humping and going out is pretty much the foundation of a healthy relationship.

dude gave advice because he realized and had the balls to admit he built a foundation then destroyed it on his own some people use the victim card and blindly think theyre not at fault from the problem they became part of but not my man chris rock hes too mature for that

Wish I heard this set 3 months ago.

Once again, Chris Rock displays his masterful use of comedy to share some profound truths.

Why is divorce so expensive?... Becasue its WORTH it.

" 2 people can move a couch reeal easy!"

He said his life was crazy. Little did he know it was about to get a whole lot crazier with a "slap heard around the world". Happy for his followed success though. Rock is a King!

A mad tambourine player: Liam Gallagher

Still got it....after all these years.

"Sometimes you sing lead, and sometimes you're on tambourine. " I'd like to add also that sometimes you gotta play songs you don't necessarily like. And it's hard as a lead singer to sing songs that might not represent you, but the band as a whole.

So true Chris Rock! So true!

Chris is some how the spiritual successor of both Carlin and Pryor.

I needed to hear this - both the jokes and the sincere advice. Thanks Chris, you’re a legend.

What's crazy is that a man will get divorced.....and then get married again and again and again. Look, I understand getting married the first time and getting a divorce. But once you get taken to the cleaners once, you'd think people would learn.

This resonated more than any couples counseling session I went to with my soon-to-be. Wish he helped me move our metaphorical couch more, when he didn't feel like it or wasn't feeling the greatest. So I didn't have to do it alone, no matter what.

He's right: just don't get married.

Like the Johnny Taylor Song "It's Cheaper to Keep Her".

He was being blackmailed by a mistress a long time ago and his P.I. leaked some tapes of them talking. That's the realest you will ever hear him being.

At last! The unvarnished truth about the faces of sex in relationship.❤

Chris is my favorite 😂

Coming and Going 😂

I considered getting married... But then I got scared when I learned that almost half of all marriages end up LASTING FOREVER!!

I know he's doing a comedy routine, but the worst mistake you can make is not getting a divorce when one of you is unhappy in the marriage. It's worse than being dead, and you'll never get that time back again. No consequences that you suffer from getting a divorce will match what you will lose by continuing to stay in an unhappy marriage.

Too right, Chris!

And don't live together..Once you move in together, you just turned your lover into a family member!

He was preaching!

🤣🤣🤣🌪️🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣👌🏾👌🏾 Assignment Understood!🖤🖤🖤

People who love; don't threaten to leave.

Some people are just bad at picking a partner. Or they themselves are a bad partner.

Wisdom!!!!!

Omg! Chris rock is getting better with age.

Chris Rock is on the right track. Intimacy, communication, and trust. You have to have all three. You have to be talking, engaging, and loving... and you can't be competing, you can't get jealous of your partner, you can't get spiteful. The moment either one of you starts to feel a sense of spite or anything like that, that's when you grab them and you love them. Hug, hold, kiss, get down and dirty. It should never stop being an adventure for the two of you. Romance should never stop.

Lol oh my goodness Chris is hilarious 😆

Coming and going lol yessss I am using this.

Chris is a Giant 💽👍🏾

Chris always drops comedy and advice at the same time…..Him and Chappelle!!!! Everytime

MEN: Stay single, no kids, see the world, be happy.

Don't get married, too risky.

Damn man, he gets it and not for just the guy or the girl but both of them. It doesn't matter how you feel or what kind of shitty day you had, at the end of it you are going back to the person you love so slap a smile on your face and treat them right, they don't have to suffer because Deborah in Accounts was a bitch. Cook for them, f*ck em, act normal and love them. Sounds like a good life.

Marriage is just like the rest of life, you only get out of it the effort YOU put into it. You gotta love that person more than yourself and if you don't love them that much, don't marry them. Mostly, you are not the prize you think that you are either. It's easy to complain about your spouse but being honest about yourself is hard. Don't believe your own hype, and remember that no one knows you better than your longtime spouse, but they love you despite you. ❤

"We got breakup booths in the back."

Don't get married in the first place , simple 👍

Do yourself a favor. If you are thinking of getting married, then talk to three (3) recently divorced men. Divorced in last 3 years. Talk to them. Learn what they went through. Then ask them one simple question --- "Was getting married worth it?" Do that before you propose to your woman.

You should be coming and going 😂.

Don’t get married

I wish I would have e getting married now there is one there for me when I need it

Don't get married Prob solved

I threw away all my useless "How To Have a Good Relationship" books after watching this. Thanks for posting!

Probably the most accurate video on KZfaq

Listen to some experience 😂😂

I love Chris Rock the marriage counselor.

Marriage is one of the BIGGEST decisions someone can make because in many cases you are committing to someone for longer than you've been alive. In NO other aspect of our lives do we make such a commitment... not for car purchases, and not even for job offers. Honestly, it's a HUGE agreement and there is no contract or rules of engagement on how 2 "strangers" should hold together.

he still got it

Hilarious and true!

When she leaves you it’s upsetting and you feel like a failure. This lasts for a few months while you wonder what you did wrong and how you could have done things differently. The next phase is interest from other women which is exciting at first but then gives you a feeling that you are not worthy.. and they will figure out you are not that great. At this point depression gets worse and you feel like starting over again would be a very daunting task. Then you miss your wife and wonder how much better the next guy is. Next you stop caring what she’s doing and begin finding yourself again. Your confidence builds and are more willing to accept attention which before you thought you weren’t worthy of. The rest is up to you… you must make choices of what you now want. My advice would be this. Only get married if you are desperate for attachment. Freedom.. true freedom is staying single with options.

You'll never really understand what legal marriage is until you try to get out of it.

😂🤣😅 Some of you have been in a relationship so long YOU DON'T KNOW HOW UGLY YOU ARE..👍👍👍 GREAT LINE 😂😂😅😆

Startling real.

‘You can’t wait for the Holy Ghost to get you’ HAHAHA

Guess Chris Rock missed that bit of comedy in one of Eddie Murphy's stand up shows where Eddie yelled " HALF ! "

So true

Don’t get married. It already starts off with an expensive party that’ll put you in debt.i don’t know why so many people fall for this shit.

One person can chunk a couch out of a door about 20’ and then flip it again if he’s pissed enough

He's right

The Dislikes are from Will Smith and Jada

The man eat it in a horrible mood 😂

#FACTS

I remember reading a story. And yes, was just a story. Noting real about it. But it made sense to me. Don't know to how many others it would make sense to, but it made sense to me. Two from different worlds got married. Was like magic for them both. Was so in love with each-other. But they both knew, noting is perfect. No relationship is perfect. But they both wanted to hold onto that feeling of being in love with their partner, for the duration. They never wanted to loses it. So, they made a pact. That whatever happens outside the bedroom, stayed outside the bedroom. No outside conflicts in the bedroom ever. The bedroom was for two things only. To rest, and to share their love for one-another. All else outside, didn't matter, but their love for one-another. This indeed meant sex. They both wanted it. And knew to never use it as a tool or lever to get what they wanted, or to win some argument. For to deny their partner some sex when they wanted it, meant getting denied when they wanted it themselves also. And they both have seen how such a thing can and has, destroyed many relationships. And that was not going to be them. - Chris Rock maybe a comedian. No. He is. And a good one at that. But he not joking about keeping up having sex with each-other. That be quite serious. Cheating happens when one of the two is not getting any. And it happens a lot. Even applies to women. Though less for them than for men. But many women, who are not with a man, have at times complained about how long it had been since the last time they have has sex. And even women have cheated on their man to get-some at times, even when their partner is willing to provide. Men are not alone in this. It's not just a man only thing. But, men usually cheat, when their women becomes unwilling, for a long time. Women usually cheat, due to wanting something different, not because their guy is unwilling. To help keep it together, do it together. Get the idea? You're partners for a reason. To help each-other to feel you have someone that want's you, rather than having to go out looking again, or make oneself feel OK living alone, untouched, and unwanted. What is worse? Think real hard about it. Seriously. What is worse? Doing what one can to keep a lover in your life, even during some times you may not feel like it? Or living a life, feeling alone, untouched, unwanted, and unloved, while making your partner you say you love, feel the same? O.o Is it a hard question to answer?

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Don't wanna get married 🎉😅🙃

If your beyond unhappy and staying just to stay, that’s just a slow death and everyone around you sees it. It’s just time you’re losing that you never get back. In my opinion unless you’re staying together cause that’s the literal only way you can avoid living with your parents, time to go.

You never wanna get slapped either.

I’m glad to see Buddah Sack is still doing well

Dont rush into marriage especially if you're young (my father made this mistake several times. Always rushed in, didnt think, all his marriages failed) And make sure your partner is someone you know beyond a shadow of a doubt you want to spend the rest of your life with.

The only thing worse than divorce is marriage

I'm not all that smart, eloquent or even qualified - but I look the best I can. I am pretty jacked and I think you are right. I make good money and opportunities seem to come to me without tons of effort. Having a nice body and taking care of the neck up too is probably more valuable than a college degree.

Band Name: Melancholy Dick

Not getting married fixes all of it!!

Stay! I dc

Sometimes divorce is blessing

Marriage is for weak people that get easily hypnotized with love. Love is a temporary emotion, it fades in time. Love only last on your kids, your pets, some family members, your hobby, and yourself.🇺🇸👊😃

Once the physical & sexual attraction levels off, then you actually gotta deal with the person

Marriage not entered to with a strong foundation is more like a jail sentence where the guy has to go against every natural instinct of self defense against a continuing chipping away at his manhood. It’s either that or he mans up quick and quickly loses his income from a vindictive woman who planned on amassing more cash and property for much longer before he decided to check out.

The truth of the reality is, a lot of long term relationships struggle in the sex department because men have higher sex drives than women... on average. This is not discussed nearly enough but biologically men and women and not balanced in this regard. And women (on average) get less interested in sex as they get older and enter menopause. Relationships breaking over sex isn't anything to be surprised about.

Feels good but you don't HAVE to.

You don't wanna get married...

Chris Rock is the GOAT.

I love that now women are making more money and they are starting to sound exactly like men.

1. Don't get married because prenups don't always work 2. Don't have her move in with you because it's possible some bullshit could happen with proof of cohabitation 3. Legalize brothels/prostitution 4.????? 5.PROFIT

how many times he been to epstein island?

F that! You don’t want to get divorced!!