Chris Rock Reveals How Housewives Play Their Husbands | Netflix Is A Joke
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4 жыл бұрынChris Rock has a lot of respect for housewives because they get others to do work for them while they convince their husbands of one thing.
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@jshepard152 4 жыл бұрын
I used to think I owned a house. Divorce court cleared up that misconception.
@MrDinFla1 4 жыл бұрын
💯
@alimatutu8999 4 жыл бұрын
Hope it gets better for you bud
@jshepard152 4 жыл бұрын
@@alimatutu8999 Thank you! It gets better every day. 😁
@atlasshrugged2u 4 жыл бұрын
Aww, I'm sorry :(
@alexfrazier6948 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Divorce court will bring one back to reality quick, fast, and in a hurry.
@ultrararesabra6159 4 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how people started laughing less and less cause the truth began to settle in.
@geraldg350 4 жыл бұрын
Ain't that the truth, it is always sobering
@GHustle4 4 жыл бұрын
Ultra Rare Sabra because women hate the truth yet ask for it and won’t be accountable for their own nonsense!! They’ll hold you to a standard they don’t hold themselves to
@mostpeculiargeneration562 4 жыл бұрын
Women got quite when said," a another woman will take your man."
@arrjee9474 4 жыл бұрын
Ultra Rare Sabra Or maybe ‘cause it wasn’t funny ...
@GHustle4 4 жыл бұрын
@@arrjee9474 or maybe people do not want to accept the truth....
@PM-bv2nx 7 ай бұрын
I sent this to my wife. She didn't talk to me for 4 days. Most awesome 4 days of my life
@matildamaher1505 3 ай бұрын
That's funny
@pedropachecosantos4477 2 ай бұрын
Just fucking divorce already.
@TheGlass50 Ай бұрын
Haha really?
@true2disunew2dis91 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@emthegem99 Ай бұрын
Yikes lmao but this is why women need to keep men on their toes always be and leveled up and beautiful ALWAYS.
@sudiptodas0001 4 жыл бұрын
Came here to laugh, Ended up adding this to my Philosophy playlist.
@tomadams3528 3 жыл бұрын
He's a philosopher alright.
@deking1973 2 жыл бұрын
And got me laughing 🤣🤣🤣
@JaeyTarg 2 жыл бұрын
So much truth.
@otakuhunter4817 2 жыл бұрын
add Patrice to that playlist
@OlsenOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
Even at his funniest he is a philosopher. This man is a genius. I think this was the most "trying to be a comedian" stand up though, because he is really savage in his stand ups and this one was pretty light
@M.R.B18ck 4 жыл бұрын
He’s joking, but he ain’t joking 😆
@lessonslife7383 4 жыл бұрын
😉😉😉💯
@hemme100 4 жыл бұрын
This some tru shit
@jaymcd8577 4 жыл бұрын
he ain't fuckin jokin
@tandekangoma5715 4 жыл бұрын
True
@johngta7172 4 жыл бұрын
so true
@khanmaida 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock looks more and more like the Zebra he voiced.
@sophansen579 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@justlynn5693 4 жыл бұрын
Damn
@DieynabaNduwayo 4 жыл бұрын
Damn yeahhhh
@AR-cx5yf 4 жыл бұрын
f u
@dr.j7542 4 жыл бұрын
I think they might have definitely made Marty look like him. It happens alot in animation
@jeremiahkivi4256 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock, the only man who can joke while not joking. Still funny after decades, a true comedy legend in the making.
@carlitosortiz2870 Жыл бұрын
he does jokes on everyday shit you don't pay much attention to, he comes at you from all these different angles on this everyday shit you never paid much attention to..lol
@Ben-Dover777 6 ай бұрын
In the making? He's been doing this for decades
@lyianx 4 ай бұрын
No hes not. Most of the famous comics out there "joke" about real bullshit thats happening in society.
@abigailslade3824 10 сағат бұрын
@@lyianxlike George Carlin.
@danw9865 Жыл бұрын
"The only man that owns anything is a single man" Absolutely and sadly true.
@oriraykai3610 Жыл бұрын
even that's not true if he makes the mistake of bringing a floozy home.
@garyodle5663 Жыл бұрын
I'm married and I own the garage and my Man Cave in the basement. Everything else is hers.
@CarolinaScorpio Жыл бұрын
@@garyodle5663sad
@LightBeing369 Жыл бұрын
Stay single then you're life will be fulfilled, right😄
@Kraterlandschaft 2 күн бұрын
@@LightBeing369 invite some prostitutes. weekly.
@codrutsorian4205 4 жыл бұрын
This is not a comedy bit, but it is a horror movie for guys.
@nunyadambiz8034 4 жыл бұрын
He divorced his wife, he's not joking
@thearyaputra 4 жыл бұрын
@@nunyadambiz8034 when was that?
@reggiebrownjr9105 4 жыл бұрын
@@thearyaputra +Nunya damnbiz - "Ahem..." (Silently points at his own name) Lol 😂
@WENSIVE 4 жыл бұрын
And a lesson... Lol
@Kirealta 4 жыл бұрын
Triggered feminist.
@tamasthehun6166 4 жыл бұрын
This is more social commentary than comedy. Man speaks the truth.
@rjs1jd 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@yujiro5677 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly he's probably experiencing it right now lmfao
@BarrySwami10 4 жыл бұрын
@@yujiro5677 he has cheated on his wife. He is a man with no morals
@Bigfitz2 4 жыл бұрын
Bharath Swaminathan hows the view up there from that moral high horse you sit on
@BarrySwami10 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bigfitz2 you wouldn't understand I guess. So I won't bother explaining. :) have fun cheating on your wife or supporting cheaters bud. I feel sad for you.
@miketeeveedub5779 3 жыл бұрын
Eddie Murphy: "This is my house!" Chris Rock: "My wife took my house!" 95% of Rock's audience: "Wish I had a house!"
@meatymatmart 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@andresmedinawajgmail9492 2 жыл бұрын
Jajaja
@Incercsaajut 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much sums it up 😂
@deficator750 4 жыл бұрын
My father told me: “When ur single you work for yourself, when you get married you work for her”
@JaeyTarg 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you took your dad's advice.
@seanraines5871 2 жыл бұрын
I'm always working for some woman or other. My aunt. My ex.
@deficator750 2 жыл бұрын
@@JaeyTarg she has me by the balls, not a a good idea because if shes not happy guess what? she can take everything from me i spent my whole life working. This advice was true during the traditional era, not today when divorce is now a readily available option
@Incercsaajut 2 жыл бұрын
If you marry a woman that doesnt have a career or a job at least...thats on you, doesnt matter how good the pussy is, she need a job.
@okiguess7157 2 жыл бұрын
@@Incercsaajut facts, like they The smartest for not having a job but guess what, men are getting smarter
@skitzvitz 4 жыл бұрын
I see Chris has started doing documentaries.
@MrNewktrane 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, this BK philosopher has been doing documentaries on the mic for over 30 yrs now.
@johnostaszweski2189 4 жыл бұрын
MRnewkTrane yes and he does a damm fine job ,just saying.
@MrNewktrane 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnostaszweski2189 Absolutely! His special genius of taking various true-isms of what some are thinking & putting a humorous spin on it remains beyond approach- 30+ years later. In his legendary body of work stand-up wise, I've always especially enjoyed how his razor sharp social commentary has always cut through the current bs butter like a surgeon.
@jshepard152 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@mandyblake9275 3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@andrewolivetreemixing 4 жыл бұрын
Haha his bit about a woman taking someone's husband, while no man takes a wife is hilariously true
@WENSIVE 4 жыл бұрын
And that's why women think they're smarter at cheating.
@mutoneon 4 жыл бұрын
@Strigorvious Dregorous We're all sorry you hate your mom, too, son.
@doubleaa7206 4 жыл бұрын
@@mutoneon you must date your mom then. Not the same thing.
@chriskochinsky1102 4 жыл бұрын
@0ddMonk3y tell us. Do you want a woman for a wife who cheated on her previous husband?
@doubleaa7206 4 жыл бұрын
@Abdur Rahman lol
@maxithalo7796 2 жыл бұрын
"there are ladies right here with stolen husbands" this hits very differently nowdays lmao
@SaloneGIB 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock is like Farmers insurance; he has seen a thing or two
@tomzadvydas1758 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@unusedname197 4 жыл бұрын
My older brother needs to see this. No pics of me or mom and dad in his house. Plenty of pics o her family though.
@Calinks 4 жыл бұрын
Sad when only one side of the family gets pics
@MrMakemusicmike 4 жыл бұрын
Your brother is a chump.
@lonniejolly5882 4 жыл бұрын
Simp.
@sweeptheleg. 4 жыл бұрын
Your brother is whipped. 😂
@philyip4432 4 жыл бұрын
You are so right though ! That happened to me with one of my now ex's.
@therealhiesenberg2731 4 жыл бұрын
yeah everyone was laughing until they realized everything he is saying is true.
@Mandology575 4 жыл бұрын
TheRealHiesenberg Exactly!!!!!
@artkid9279 3 жыл бұрын
thats some scary shit lol , im glad im single
@Fatima-rz9vt 3 жыл бұрын
@An$Hu Sissys want to be single. Real men follow God and marry a teammate.
@Incercsaajut 2 жыл бұрын
Theres a choice in life - single that only works when you rich. In a couple that only works when you poor. Both have ups and downs.
@JediNiyte Жыл бұрын
They bought tickets to a comedy show. They got a horror show instead. 😆
@shazam6926 3 жыл бұрын
This is not just comedy, this is a realization we need.
@moses1142 4 жыл бұрын
Laughing but deep down inside I’m crying 😂
@iamfiona5063 4 жыл бұрын
Moses 😂😂😂
@romans8024 4 жыл бұрын
hang on, bro! :)
@CornellG 4 жыл бұрын
Moses 😂😂
@youngone9074 4 жыл бұрын
Cause your white?
@moses1142 4 жыл бұрын
Young One not sure what race has to do with this subject......🤔
@sonnyn.8833 4 жыл бұрын
She be like: “ what’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine.”
@DaggerSecurity 4 жыл бұрын
Sonny N. “...And don’t even blink cuz imma rob yo ass blind“. True words indeed
@ComedyGuy64 4 жыл бұрын
More like “what’s mine is mine, what’s yours is ours”
@agent_47_47 4 жыл бұрын
ComedyGuy64 until there is no us then it’s her even if she never hit a golf ball she gets the golf course tiger woods XD
@newt1834 4 жыл бұрын
Sonny N. I’m generous, what’s yours is ours.
@Joe-pb3bm 4 жыл бұрын
The theme doing to: "In living color."
@theshonuff8956 6 ай бұрын
"I believe this is yours" LMFAO😅
@CarlosGreenos Жыл бұрын
Chris is always brutal with the truth. It makes us feel like it’s not just us. That’s great about observational comedy.
@Kingepticon 4 жыл бұрын
You: "What do you want baby?" Her: "Everything."
@solusaldrain 3 жыл бұрын
You can find everything outside my house.
@nattymo7835 3 жыл бұрын
Her: "More."
@j.m.8558 2 жыл бұрын
Him: That’s impossible. How could I give you everything? Her: Say “I do.”
@sicfith6006 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock has the Jack Nicholson joker smile.
@jimlunn 4 жыл бұрын
He def had something done to his face
@brain7559 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimlunn Yeah,Y Would You do That to yourself,
@JR-ee4xf 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck I was thinking the same
@atlasshrugged2u 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he does doesn't he?
@AllHandlesRTaken 4 жыл бұрын
Sic fith Hmmm, casting for Joker2?
@charlita25 2 жыл бұрын
“I miss you daddy , good good “ lol 😂
@Mariam-tp7cu 3 жыл бұрын
"I Believe this is yours" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@browngone1782 4 жыл бұрын
Women get married. Men don't get married...we surrender. -Chris Rock.
@funkpill 3 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄
@Bee-dp3st 3 жыл бұрын
🙄
@nedzeo6556 3 жыл бұрын
That's why it's their wedding not yours
@rafaelsantosx 3 жыл бұрын
@@nedzeo6556 That's why the woman wears white and man wears black, it's his funeral.
@paperchasindude6578 3 жыл бұрын
@@rafaelsantosx ☠☠
@Camperlife4ever 4 жыл бұрын
The man in the front row at :22 shaking his head. He knows.
@timbaker1843 4 жыл бұрын
He was like you d*** right brotha
@tylee5291 4 жыл бұрын
We ALL know.
@tylee5291 4 жыл бұрын
I was lucky. She moved into MY house. Once we got married I asked if she wanted to stay or get another house. THANKFULLY she said she wanted to stay.
@jordanthegreat6666 4 жыл бұрын
Ty Lee well wish you the best most divorce are 75/25
@tylee5291 4 жыл бұрын
@@jordanthegreat6666 I kept my house and the car I bought her. I gave her the furniture I purchased AFTER we were married which was dining room furniture, a chair, coffee table and rugs. She wanted MY bed and flat screen TV. Said no to bed and tv cause she never in her own ever watched anything in HD. When all said and done, it Was an easy divorce. I was very lucky. AND she worked for a lawyer firm. Cheap and quick as well.
@AlexB-xp4jy 3 жыл бұрын
Chris has what the greatest comedians have. His material makes you think. And there's a lot of truth to it. And his jokes are actual jokes, not just stories like a lot of comedians today. Not many comedians today sit down and write jokes, jokes with punchlines and style and that make you think. Lots of lazy comedians out there who ride on their charisma.
@vegas7023 2 жыл бұрын
Wow your on point with that!
@wheelerdealer2105 Жыл бұрын
Chris is a genius. George Carlin was another that made you think..
@Fidozo15 2 жыл бұрын
I came here to laugh... And I left wanting to be single forever 😂😂😂
@jblack4644 4 жыл бұрын
🤔This should be a Ted Talk.
@solusaldrain 3 жыл бұрын
You mean it wasnt?!
@joelameyou189 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@zzizahacallar 3 жыл бұрын
@@solusaldrain I know right
@HowTwo007 2 жыл бұрын
He is just sharing red pill truths. Its not secret information. There is loads more information that he is mentioning here. Its based on evolutionary psychology and peer reviewed research in intersexual dynamics
@JaeyTarg 2 жыл бұрын
Nope, this is way above those TED talks 😆😆😆
@pcl5636 4 жыл бұрын
The test is hilarious and so damn accurate. And her response about not liking the frame that is totally something a woman would say
@pitbullsami1741 4 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Blaine “you dont like the frame? Go buy one you like and then well use that.” “Why are you always being like this” argument begins.
@criticaloptimist7961 4 жыл бұрын
@@pitbullsami1741 lol exactly! Pure reason will trigger them.
@thelegacyofgaming2928 4 жыл бұрын
@@pitbullsami1741 Women are not logical. Thus a logical response will anger them.
@jiaaggarwal5873 3 жыл бұрын
“Woman are not logical”? I hope that’s a joke or else that’s very sexist.
@jmlkhan5153 3 жыл бұрын
Jia Agggarwal you proved it
@redreuben5260 3 жыл бұрын
Old Saying; “Women are Mean and Men are stupid” Chris just explained it to you.
@samrapheal1828 2 жыл бұрын
TRUE.
@glicmathan1771 Жыл бұрын
Chris is still one of my all time favorites. Famous as he is, I think he’s massively underrated.
@abduraxmaan450 4 жыл бұрын
one time i removed a vase, i saw that shit comeback next morning.
@mrdonivy8 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Solomonsochill 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious!!
@nickchemist3722 4 жыл бұрын
@ abdu o just do what they do , “ oops hun , sorry I broke it”
@KiamKweli 4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@lynn14921ify 4 жыл бұрын
abdu o 😂😂
@swisstrader 4 жыл бұрын
My guy is speaking from personal experiences surrounding his divorce. Chris Iived in the same neighborhood and he looked very down and depressed whenever we saw him in those days. Hoping he’s in a better place these days.
@dillonmunro7506 3 жыл бұрын
How much money u make man! Sheesh Ahah
@243wayne1 2 жыл бұрын
+Paulie Walnuts- He's not. He just got slapped in public at the Oscars!
@swisstrader 2 жыл бұрын
@@243wayne1 thanks for the newsflash Captain Obvious!!
@243wayne1 2 жыл бұрын
@@swisstrader Anytime Tuna Head. Anytime...
@PH-ih1pn Жыл бұрын
Patronising
@daniescott3000 3 жыл бұрын
He ain't lying, when I was with my ex fiance, she had pictures of her mother and even her dead husband!! I had NO pictures of my mom.
@CJ-eu2uq 3 жыл бұрын
Ouch !
@alterego4832 3 жыл бұрын
Not even your dead husband's?😭 Damn
@roberthermann97 3 жыл бұрын
Why would you tolerate pictures of an ex-husband, in your house? Or maybe that's why she's an ex.
@kittykitkat4968 2 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious
@Kal-El207 2 жыл бұрын
You have a dead husband?
@preoksaha4504 Жыл бұрын
It’s scary how on point rock is 😂
@PCSPITTER4NY 4 жыл бұрын
The only man who owns his possessions is a single man.
@jshepard152 3 жыл бұрын
Keep the faith!
@jamesvanbergeyk2353 3 жыл бұрын
I have now realized maybe I don’t want to be married
@mikitz 3 жыл бұрын
Any guy who pops the question has *not* thought of it through. The wise learn from others' mistakes. Also, even if you're not married and live on rent, guess whose shit is all over the place? If you're not sure, go to the bathroom and you'll find out.
@jshepard152 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikitz Run like hell.
@poitiers2853 3 жыл бұрын
The bank probably owns most of the big stuff. At any rate...better a bank owning it than an ex.
@sew04ss 4 жыл бұрын
Chris got the men thinking and the women like shut up Chris
@rikk319 3 жыл бұрын
Just like he says when he talks about religion and black people: "If you're black and a Christian, you have a really short memory."
@kaizen_oils9805 3 жыл бұрын
True
@aronnemcsik 3 жыл бұрын
Any man married more than 10 years knows that.
@vitorfernandes651 2 жыл бұрын
Wrong. He got the suckers thinking. Because some of us knew this all along and just had a good laugh.
@deking1973 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣he has been there and knows
@formicapple2 11 ай бұрын
I’ve just discovered Cris Rock. I’m British. Comedy doesn’t easily work in different countries like it dos in the host country. Chris Rock is the exception for me. I found his observational comedy absolutely hilarious. Very similar to our Billy Connolly.
@jamesdavis9747 3 жыл бұрын
He is speaking the truth. I've never wanted to keep or just wanted any man's girl or wife. I see too much drama in her dudes face lol
@Incercsaajut 2 жыл бұрын
Yeap, if the husband often talks casually about suicide, stay away from that woman, no matter how good you think the pussy might be. 😂
@iceomistar4302 2 жыл бұрын
Yep fuck that
@rzwitdauncut 2 жыл бұрын
yup the bad boy gets what he wants. only suckers try to please these demons. i model this in my real life. she always takes advantage of dudes who care. thats how evil they are
@sbc4434 2 жыл бұрын
RZ UNCUT_Bravo 👏 Absolute 💯 percent FACTS. Your dropping serious Red Pills.
@ichalid22 4 жыл бұрын
Chris is not a comedian. He is a legend
@pistolpete8231 4 жыл бұрын
Funnier than Dave Chappelle
@poitiers2853 3 жыл бұрын
Professional writers write the lines for him, but he's a pro at getting those lines across to his audience.
@user-xb6br9uk2o 2 жыл бұрын
@@pistolpete8231 cap
@pistolpete8231 2 жыл бұрын
@@poitiers2853 Same with richard pryor, so I don't understand why these guys are praised so much. How can you be a great comedian and you don't even write?
@ShadaeMastersAstrology 2 жыл бұрын
@@pistolpete8231 Same thing with rappers too then huh?
@greatwazzoo 4 жыл бұрын
A lot of women in the audience with forced smiles,...
@sebfox2194 4 жыл бұрын
That's just how women smile.
@mr.e5791 4 жыл бұрын
They hate when we put out their secrets
@masterstepz9800 4 жыл бұрын
@@sebfox2194 exactly, they are never not acting. They are more easily able to manipulate their feelings, that's how they get everything in the divorce.
@rocknour 4 жыл бұрын
Some of em can't even force it
@msarielwilliams123 4 жыл бұрын
Easy Lee I’m a rare “breed”. I divorced my husband a few years ago, and made it look easy. I requested NO financial support in any manner. I even let him keep the house (including furniture), his cars, and dogs. Kids are split 50/50. No arguments regarding the children. Schedules are honored and followed to the tee. Outside of me, I never personally met a woman who walked away like this. I’ve heard of one or two stories similar though. Anyhoo, I’m sure you want to believe you won’t get railroaded by your wife, but divorce can bring the inner monster out of people. My ex was “lucky”. I doubt you’re one of the lucky ones. 🤷🏻♀️
@spookybwi 3 жыл бұрын
Every fucking of his words are true as fuck.. Man, once u r getting married, u r done to the core.
@BodyByBenSLC 4 жыл бұрын
It's true. I was a personal trainer for years. 11am gym full of house wives and would openly share tips on how they hind money from there husbands. One client told me she stopped taking birth control and didn't tell her husband. She decided the both of them would have more kids.
@EstablishedHeritage 3 жыл бұрын
All of them are for the streets. Smh
@Regal23_ 2 жыл бұрын
I met a woman on Tinder who told me she divorced her husband because he didn't accept their new born daughter. She told me initially, her husband didn't want kids. She told me she told her husband she wanted a kid and her husband agreed and she subsequently stopped taking birth control but after the kid came, her husband wasn't feeling the situation and she filed for divorce. She quickly followed it up with talks of the pills being dangerous and affecting her skin and how quitting the pills caused her to flourish physically. With your comment and some other behaviors this lady displayed through our acquaintance, I'm having reasons to believe that she didn't tell me the real truth about her divorce. I think she emphasized on the effects of the pills on her to stop me from asking detecting questions and believe her based on concerns for her health
@Toven_WaveWatcherFi 2 жыл бұрын
@@Regal23_ They all talk mad sh*t about the guys they left (or were left by), even if they were good or even amazing people
@Incercsaajut 2 жыл бұрын
@@Toven_WaveWatcherFiI cant argue with that. The ex was always messed up, until you meet the ex and realise that he's a better man than you (in my case at least 😂😂)
@bctown9866 2 жыл бұрын
@@Toven_WaveWatcherFi don't men talk shit about their exes? I didn't know talking shit about exes was a gender specific thing.
@bones0184 4 жыл бұрын
Chris hits the nail on the head with this one , these aren’t jokes it’s the dam truth.
@demonvictim 4 жыл бұрын
It's more depressing the funnier it is
@leathernluv 4 жыл бұрын
Carlin did this too.
@mightymoshinskoolkid 4 жыл бұрын
Chris had that crowd in their feelings towards the end. That's why they weren't laughing properly
@wms1650 4 жыл бұрын
Right Chris was hitting too close to home. Just think what was going through the "couples" minds during this.
@thelegacyofgaming2928 4 жыл бұрын
@Appletree This bit must've hit you too close to home, lol. Chris Rock successful again.
@a2ndopynyn 4 жыл бұрын
@Appletree - That's just because we allow the corrupt family court system to roll on without reforming it for modern times.
@colewildenhus7207 3 жыл бұрын
Appletree this right here fellas. Be careful out there
@MusicLover-my6fo 2 жыл бұрын
"I believe this is yours." - August Alsina to Will Smith
@zorak936 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is the joke that really got will smith mad
@jdfodio 2 жыл бұрын
Yep. Because this is the joke that Chris was really telling through that "Loved you in G.I. Jane!" Translation: now that you're bald, you've decreased in value even more than before!
@pwilki8631 4 жыл бұрын
Don't bother getting married, just find a woman who you hate, and buy her a house.
@themightyfp 4 жыл бұрын
That’s funny 😄 I will be using this 😂
@dE3Lov 4 жыл бұрын
Gold.
@TraderHelp101 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's actually cheaper... because it's a one time payment
@LonghornsLegend 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😭
@celestialscripture 4 жыл бұрын
You should give Rod Stewart his proper credit for that quote.
@danielc3453 4 жыл бұрын
From a man who went through a messy divorce but he is right.
@ACT1O1 4 жыл бұрын
Dan Collins I’m sure Chris rock went through the same thing
@JULYXXIV 4 жыл бұрын
Experience is often the best teacher.
@VivKittie32 4 жыл бұрын
Dan Collins Depends on who you marry.. we ain’t all like that.
@zackmorris4773 4 жыл бұрын
@@VivKittie32 bullshit
@Djsatile 4 жыл бұрын
Psalm 139 lol I’m black and native there no color idiot we all red smh dummy
@sarahperkins2 3 жыл бұрын
..... wow, this made me remember all those times as a kid were my mom had us go to the door to “Welcome your dad home” whenever he came home from work. Then she would hug him, feed him, and then it was business as usual for the rest of the night
@Kal-El207 2 жыл бұрын
What was the business as usual?
@Toven_WaveWatcherFi 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kal-El207 Poisoning his dad's drink
@Mr_Mistah Жыл бұрын
@@Kal-El207 The mother disrespecting him. I've never seen a modern housewife NOT disrespect her husband
@raphaelargus2984 8 ай бұрын
Funny how this truth can only be conveyed thru "comedy". If you just stood there and tried to tell this straight, they'd shut you down.
@dowardwashington9958 4 жыл бұрын
That's right, smart people find other people to work for them.
@lukecage275 4 жыл бұрын
Immediately thought of my living room where the only two pictures are of wife's mum and dad😂
@montay87ify 4 жыл бұрын
She won't let u hang any pictures up in the living room say it ain't so
@handenhollander9902 4 жыл бұрын
Not everybody is like this, we dont have any pictures of family hanging on the wall, but my mother in law lives with us, for almost 4 years now. No problem. Maybe american ladies are culturally different from women in other parts of the world.
@iGarageBand 3 жыл бұрын
"I believe this is yours" I lost it right there.
@chrissnonstop6386 3 жыл бұрын
“I believe this is yours” 🤣🤣‼️😭
@focused313 4 жыл бұрын
"I believe this is yours" 😂😂😂😂
@nogood2023 4 жыл бұрын
Divorced 5 years ago after catching her cheating. She is still pissed cause i did not give in to the following : Did not buy her a house as she kept pressuring me. Did not pay for her lipo and boob job as she kept pressuring me. Never got a joint bank account as she kept pressuring me. Did not have more kids other than just one after she kept pressuring me. Probably more BS i cant think of right this second It was a tough 11 years but i think i did good.
@americusdeville865 4 жыл бұрын
Moe Ram . . . you a WINNER. You dodged a full arsenal of bullets. Good job.
@americusdeville865 4 жыл бұрын
There is a Scripture is the Bible that specifically states that a "foolish woman" will tear down her own house. Piggybacking off your point, no joint accounts and don't be a ""Come Up" for a broke bitch.
@Sitharos 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like that woman just saw you as an ATM and not a husband.
@GoodOne917 4 жыл бұрын
Lonely much
@user-vb8mj9iv8z 4 жыл бұрын
I v been through some similar stuffs, bro. I feel for you.
@MsGnor 6 ай бұрын
I've heard a fair few podcasts where men wonder why young women remain single & childless. This is why. Single people are happier. Even if work is crazy, you come back to a peaceful home.
@Aziz.A 3 жыл бұрын
My mom is a HouseWife, and I can confirm that what he said is 100% true, lol.
@ldaws-3912 4 жыл бұрын
When it started I was ready for comedy, when it ended I just realized my life has changed.. bruh
@Incercsaajut 2 жыл бұрын
Hang in there bro! 💪
@Dabeefgod 4 жыл бұрын
Now that I think about it I’ve never seen a picture of my grandma on any wall of my house 😰
@Stayfocused99 4 жыл бұрын
Time to put it up
@incogb6696 4 жыл бұрын
😂 Try it and let us know.
@Amatsaru29 4 жыл бұрын
As a son of a housewife, this is too true xD
@davisdesigns1153 3 жыл бұрын
She was never yours, it was only your turn.
@leroyericson1327 3 жыл бұрын
That's deep man.
@jennifertempleton8185 3 жыл бұрын
i dont get it. shes on to the next?
@ProfessorCDO 3 жыл бұрын
That quote is so corny because women can flip that and be just as true for guys. I guess the overall message from that quote is that we’re just not monogamous?
@jennifertempleton8185 3 жыл бұрын
@@ProfessorCDO I think that's right. Think about our biology as primates. Men are programmed to spread the genetic line as much as possible. Women are programmed to do the same, through childbirth. Why are both genders lying to themselves? Everyone has thoughts of infidelity.
@jenster29 3 жыл бұрын
@@jennifertempleton8185 monogamy is the most common form of relationship, even in polygamous societies. Its human nature.
@signs3176 4 жыл бұрын
I showed my friend, who is going through a divorce right now, this video... He muted with me.
@bryanlettow4389 4 жыл бұрын
When he said "you lost your house loooong ago" we all knew what he meant. As soon as you're married it gets ran by the female and if you don't like it you're gonna have to move out.
@cherryrose5514 4 жыл бұрын
@ShaoPei How u manage that feat?!
@cherryrose5514 4 жыл бұрын
@ShaoPei Yeah.first rule give NOTHING to them material wise.give just your time.if they get bored they were in just for the money. Otherwise they r in for the long haul
@florzinnha 4 жыл бұрын
@@cherryrose5514 what males have to give to women that is not material? All of you are inherently worthless. Wake up, sweetheart.
@cherryrose5514 4 жыл бұрын
@@florzinnha wow.misogynist much? Give your time. It's that simple.be there for her.be her rock. N she'll be so much more to you. Try n buy a woman n you get a hooker on your hands. 🤷🏻♀️ it's that simple really my sweet pie
@cherryrose5514 4 жыл бұрын
@@legitcrazydope I'm a woman n I agree with you.i mean I can cook n clean after myself but I saw the kind you are describing. As if cooking n cleaning has anything to do with gender NOWADAYS.
@MolloyPolloy 3 жыл бұрын
Well I pay the rent, house insurance, broadband, food, electricity and heating, I still feel like a sponging unwelcomed guest. Fuck this shit. Cheers Chris 👊
@ShaferHart 2 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock's stand up has always imparted the wisdom that Will Smith sorely lacked.
@skyatollah2skyharder276 2 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock doesn't let other men bang his wife either.
@piedpiper1185 4 жыл бұрын
'Suckers work. Smart people find other people to work for them' 😂🤣
@katiie7 4 жыл бұрын
They should divide men and women in comedy clubs to see who’s actually laughing at what
@ecoveydesigns1060 4 жыл бұрын
😳 amazing
@PrescillaKgade 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👏👏👏 This is the most woke thing i have ever read in 2020
@afrodude4782 4 жыл бұрын
That would be interesting to watch!
@indistinguishable7259 3 жыл бұрын
Better do it before it gets stolen
@Wenutz 3 жыл бұрын
Saudi Arabia: welcome on-board!
@kingmufasaa Жыл бұрын
People at the end began to sob instead of laugh as they all knew it was true 😂
@drewbranch7700 3 жыл бұрын
He so right about the house and don’t forget the kids too even when you are heavily involved 🤣🤣🤣
@mindfulldonjuan5495 4 жыл бұрын
"I believe this is yours!!!!!"
@gramcliches1980 4 жыл бұрын
Best line of the whole show... like he had the receipt on your wife for the return and peace of mind money back guarantee!
@connormcgannon4918 4 жыл бұрын
I read this at the exact same time he said it
@Turtleback8024 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@sunofman2008 4 жыл бұрын
Mindfull Don Juan priceless line
@ibukayov 4 жыл бұрын
Mindfull Don Juan 🤣
@_Woo 4 жыл бұрын
Man you don't have to be married or even living together! Just be dating and within weeks stuff will be getting replaced or disappearing altogether.
@deanseeley2124 3 жыл бұрын
"I believe this is yours" haha, I lost it :)
@bigal838 Жыл бұрын
This makes me want to stay single for the rest of my life.
@dbsven7017 4 жыл бұрын
Chris rock, Dave Chappelle, bill burr, ............. they all tell it like it really is and make it hilarious. Truly amazing comics
@xpress9349 4 жыл бұрын
I believe Chris Rock took that Red Pill.
@huntermoss9403 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@sejuanisupportonly7385 4 жыл бұрын
@Xpress Chris Rock was talking about stuff like that before all the "red pill" BS analogies where even a thing ...
@anneb889 4 жыл бұрын
Well he is divorced now. But I think he is the one that was cheating.
@boneysouthwest 4 жыл бұрын
Chris and Patrice O Neal took the red pill in the early 2000s.
@yoyoyodaboy 4 жыл бұрын
Sejuani SupportONLY thank you being the one to provide a reality check! The “Red Pill” supporters are overwhelming on KZfaq. And insufferable...
@diana.diamond Жыл бұрын
chris rock is a wise wise man
@chewface Жыл бұрын
I always like to come back to this stand-up special. Reminds me why I'm not married :)
@criticaloptimist7961 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock just disrespected feminists, exposed housewives, and humiliated all married men at once! The only winner here is single men. Brilliant.
@somethingyouforgot6443 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a single women n I work hard for what I have; no regrets☝️🤣 everything's mine. N I knw what I want ina man as well ...too bad they dont exist 🤷♀️😈
@criticaloptimist7961 4 жыл бұрын
@@somethingyouforgot6443 if you don't believe they exist, you will never find one. Enjoy staying single the rest of your life.
@beamarie8041 4 жыл бұрын
You is sad man 😂😂
@somethingyouforgot6443 4 жыл бұрын
@Jeremiah Boyd I'm picky af...pretty sure they r just rare calm down😂🙋♀️🙄🤣😝
@somethingyouforgot6443 4 жыл бұрын
@Jeremiah Boyd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wtf. Where did u read that rule? I musta skipped it😝
@sorelsuareztube 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my God. This guy just opened my eyes. I have been trying to hang a picture of my mother for 5 years, but there is always something wrong with it. Hahaha. We r so stupid!
@ibukayov 4 жыл бұрын
sorel edwin suarez 🤣
@jshepard152 3 жыл бұрын
Change the locks.
@EstablishedHeritage 3 жыл бұрын
What matters next is what are you going to do about it!?
@lucyespila3401 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-in2xn4xc4i 2 жыл бұрын
I would say naive but OK 🤣
@ejwillison2001 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize til he said it, but that was the EXACT dynamic in my house growing up!! We had allll day to do what we wanted basically, and as soon as dad got home we ‘behaved’ so he wouldn’t get mad🤣
@sharcrum 2 жыл бұрын
My husband passed away 13 years ago and I still have his mother's picture on my piano.
@777tillinfinity Жыл бұрын
You are an exception and a great person! 🙏
@enoknab Жыл бұрын
Gotta keep up the facade so no one reopens the cold case file on his ass.
@randomcitizen19 4 жыл бұрын
I'm married and loving this apartment life. My plans of owning a house while married have been destroyed.
@chillinebony 4 жыл бұрын
"and the kids are in on it" LOL 😂😂😂👏👏👏
@poetic5mics Жыл бұрын
I don't have any picture's of me in my house but it is full of picture's of her and everyone in her family. Facts
@theresonlyonebullitt 2 жыл бұрын
Just had to watch Chris Rock today🤣
@elrodfromthe3539 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock: No suckas work Crowd: But I work...?🤔
@tiara891ify 4 жыл бұрын
We suckas lmao
@xybrpnk8904 4 жыл бұрын
I felt that tension..
@dumisatonyjohnson8145 4 жыл бұрын
We're all suckers (Most of us who work nine to five)
@wisconsinlonnie4143 4 жыл бұрын
Killed them squares!! I’m Wisconsin Lonnie and I approve this message.™️
@TekkLuthor 4 жыл бұрын
Most men think they're in a good relationship
@andrewiwm9980 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment B.S. MBA
@TekkLuthor 4 жыл бұрын
@Adolfo Enrique learn to live by yourself and people will pay to be around you
@andrewiwm9980 3 жыл бұрын
@B.S. MBA underrated comment
@austinbutcher8106 3 жыл бұрын
I am * looks at left hand *
@TheArcher101 2 жыл бұрын
I'm good in a relationship - but do I ever get even a fraction of my energy and effort back? Never
@zolanihogana 3 жыл бұрын
1:15 🤣🤣
@DrRodox. 3 жыл бұрын
The part about "no one is taking your wife, just f her" sounds really hard for the ladies in the audience.
@intherelikeswimwear9 4 жыл бұрын
So glad I’m single and own my home. Don’t have to worry about any of that BS.
@jshepard152 3 жыл бұрын
Keep the faith.
@Vinnafetish 4 жыл бұрын
As a housewife I hear no lies in his comedy 😂😂😂
@Adrenalean767 4 жыл бұрын
Woww
@Vinnafetish 4 жыл бұрын
@Shakam RaishLahab 💁🏾♀️ huh
@desiree2desire 3 жыл бұрын
Same girl. 😂
@shadedghost132 3 жыл бұрын
@@desiree2desire that ain't a good thing.
@hangloosejanjuc 3 жыл бұрын
Get a job
@yosefshawarma3739 3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly why I’m never ever signing another marriage certificate for the rest of my life. I escaped the first one, before we started building wealth. She’s only getting child support.
@user-ex2yt1pl6u 2 жыл бұрын
You could see the pain in his eyes in this clip, especially at the beginning.
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