This video is a reupload. I added some more Branches and Denominations. Disclaimer: This video is for comedic purposes and is not meant to offend anyone.
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@SophiaElizabeth.28 күн бұрын
I’m a Roman Catholic, and the rock 🪨 scene was 🔥! When I was a kid, I was also HUGELY obsessed with SpongeBob!!!😊
@BrooksBurnett-uo6oz26 күн бұрын
Same here!
@SophiaElizabeth.26 күн бұрын
@@BrooksBurnett-uo6oz 🤙
@DarnedYankee23 күн бұрын
Lutheran here. The moment I saw Catholic and heard the words “it’s not a boulder.” I was gone 😂
@DraganMej23 күн бұрын
When you take into consideration that Peter literally translates to "Rock" --> "Πέτρος" it is more funny 😂
@SophiaElizabeth.23 күн бұрын
@@DarnedYankee 😆
@Iesous_Christos_Nika_728 күн бұрын
I love how most of them are just making fun of what where they live or what country they originated in 💀
@joshuahamilton763017 күн бұрын
Or how they’re perceived by others
@TomfooleryOfTheTrolls13 күн бұрын
I like how the old Catholics and Old Believers are nothing but OLD.
@Obsessive_cartoon_drawer12 күн бұрын
Loll
@tinobemellow7 күн бұрын
Accurate.
@bernardschmitt638915 сағат бұрын
That's the point @@joshuahamilton7630
@benyaminfranklin719822 күн бұрын
it takes some knowledge of church denomination history to understand this
@Azraeltheangelofdeath14 күн бұрын
Oh, especially the hussites, not many people studying medieval Bohemia
@ferretyluv14 күн бұрын
I was surprised there was no christology talked about. I was ready for the nestorianism of the Church of the East and Monophysitism of oriental orthodox but all of it was about the theology of grace. I was also sad how the nontrinitarianism of Iglesia ni Christo wasn’t shown. At least it was shown with Arianism (I still see nothing wrong with Arianism or Monophysitism and I stand by that).
@96Luisinho12 күн бұрын
It takes a lot of knowledge of SpongeBob history too
@BloodSweatandFears12 күн бұрын
Yeah I only got like half 😂
@coriknight90738 күн бұрын
This brought joy to my religious studies degree heart. This was incredibly thorough!
@themojogamer7514 күн бұрын
As I non-denomenational Christian, I can confirm that I am, indeed, a Goofy Goober.
@jackrat427 күн бұрын
Same here my friend 😂
@ethanengelking249227 күн бұрын
Oh because Martin Luther was German.
@harizon886217 күн бұрын
He posted the 95 Theses on a church in Germany 🤷🏻♂️
@ethanengelking249217 күн бұрын
@@harizon8862 Yeah I know that I’m Lutheran myself.
@AB-sw4kb16 күн бұрын
Many North Germanic cultures have a Lutheran religious background. The state Church of Iceland, for example, is Lutheran.
@ethanengelking249216 күн бұрын
@@harizon8862Martin Luther was born in Germany (which was the Holy Roman Empire). He believed that salvation was a gift from god. The 95 theses were written with the same message.
@Ry_guy727 күн бұрын
Nah why is the non denominational one so accurate 😭
@fairess743821 күн бұрын
what's it mean?
@Ry_guy721 күн бұрын
@@fairess7438 I guess it means we listen to Christian rock a lot. Which we do as equal as we listen and do other things.
@liammeech370221 күн бұрын
@@fairess7438 Cake & eat it types
@TheDanson1420 күн бұрын
@@fairess7438if you’ve ever been to a non denominational church, they tend to play Christian rock on stage during “worship” before services
@FTChomp998020 күн бұрын
It is spot on! Hey at least we rock to Christ! I'll see myself out now.
@theincrediblebray568623 күн бұрын
🎶 Christ is coming tonight, tonight. Christ is coming tonight. Christ is coming tonight, tonight. Christ is coming tonight 🎶
@LeslieFlemons20 күн бұрын
I love that!
@_C_Dogg18 күн бұрын
ew
@pickel298116 күн бұрын
@@_C_Dogg?
@wanrazul15 күн бұрын
Been 8 days bro....
@brofistbro15 күн бұрын
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
@logical_linker838215 күн бұрын
Pentecostal was on point. The speaking in tongue got me dying
@nemochicky4697Ай бұрын
4:46 Okay new theory: maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
@jakyloyjuan28 күн бұрын
rsf
@chumon199218 күн бұрын
The best one
@pinkelephant45915 күн бұрын
This one was so accurate
@TruckBuck2526 күн бұрын
The Calvinist one is funny
@ScrunchBug2223 күн бұрын
yep, and also really sad.
@jtl-en4yx17 күн бұрын
And depicted perfectly!
@TheUltimateLegend716 күн бұрын
Yea, it was hilarious
@the1138216 күн бұрын
Unironically, are there Calvinists who take it on faith they are predestined to go to hell?
@craigwallis501415 күн бұрын
@@the11382so was a Calvinist before my deconversion, by Calvinist theology I was predestined to go to hell from before I was born, my time as a Christian basically did nothing.
@saturnhex985520 күн бұрын
Was not expecting such a good depiction of Gnosticism lol
@VELVET_WARRIOR15 күн бұрын
Yeah literally, even with abraxas and everything
@fruit-bearingnationproduct123113 күн бұрын
I know next to nothing about gnostics. However, I liked that one a lot and I am interested in learning more about that religion.
@FollowerOfTheLight278212 күн бұрын
@@fruit-bearingnationproduct1231 1Tim 6:20: ²⁰ O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of knowledge(gr. Gnosis) falsely so called:
@michiganscythian24458 күн бұрын
I thought th Gnosticism one was hilarious, lots of flashbacks to an Early Christianity history course lol
@basedkhajiit26 күн бұрын
the Baptist one sent me lmao
@skeletor-189219 күн бұрын
I'm Muslim, don't know why I'm here but peace to the Christians
@ThatAmbientGuy17 күн бұрын
God bless you
@ferretyluv14 күн бұрын
I’m Jewish. I got sent by the algorithm. I’m familiar with some of these thanks to a little dive into heretical movements.
@madDesparada13 күн бұрын
Agnostic here, hope y'all are doing well
@jakebhenry222813 күн бұрын
I’m an atheist, but regardless I found this intriguing. Good fortunes to the followers of Abraham and of more nuanced faiths!
@rip.van.winkle_13 күн бұрын
Jesus loves you
@yarushumasan978621 күн бұрын
Yeah, as a Christian, this gets my "This checks out" stamp of approval.
@Fragolux22 күн бұрын
As an Orthodox, that is pretty much our reaction to the filioque. And *massive* props for even knowing what the Old Believers are!
@ferretyluv14 күн бұрын
I would have preferred seeing the Old Believers freaking out about tiny little details, like Patrick yelling “you can’t change the rules!”
@drivingbritt961713 күн бұрын
The part about the Patriarch and Pope Leo IX had me rolling! P.S. I'm a convert to Greek Orthodoxy.
@sasi584111 күн бұрын
I understood the filioque part but i didn't understand the rest.
@paddywarner445228 күн бұрын
Disclaimer: Some of these are different religions
@istandwithisraeI22 күн бұрын
Which ones besides Mormons and the JW and maybe quakers or Anabaptists and seventh day adventists and progressive Christians and gnostism lmao there’s a lot on here
@paddywarner445222 күн бұрын
@@istandwithisraeI most of the ones you have never heard of
@istandwithisraeI22 күн бұрын
@@paddywarner4452 yeah I guess that makes sense
@paddywarner445222 күн бұрын
@@istandwithisraeI by the way quakers and seventh day Adventist probably do still believe the essentials of Christianity there just kind of on the fence. I don’t know much about anabaptists
@JacobJohnsen-nu7nl20 күн бұрын
And a couple there are cults.
@MrAwesomedude9622 күн бұрын
Forgot Westboro Baptists Church... that would be the bar scene where they're talking about bubble blowing babies 😂
@MrChristianDT15 күн бұрын
That'd just straight up be that scene from the first Kingsmen movie.
@terrfomp9213 күн бұрын
Wait, are they still around??
@misanthropicservitorofmars211610 күн бұрын
@@terrfomp92lol yes, a religious institution tends to last a while. They’re not known for being fads.
@danielflanard82749 күн бұрын
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 That is a bold statement. There have been so many denominations of major religions throughout history that never took off. Many of the denominations and religions featured in this video are effectively extinct in the modern day.
@BMoney860023 күн бұрын
I’m a Roman Catholic and I’m happy with the scene you picked
@Witchcraftandstarlight19 күн бұрын
Same, and same😂 it definitely made me smile
@BMoney860015 күн бұрын
@@Witchcraftandstarlight same!
@Mk-eo3ss12 күн бұрын
I have a question I didn’t understand it can someone explain😂😂 unless I’m dumber than Patrick
@VaticanII_isValid9 күн бұрын
Peter is the rock @@Mk-eo3ss
@joshuaklink830613 күн бұрын
The fact that this covers belief systems from some of the earliest post biblical days to the obscure to the modern is actually pretty impressive. Nice work.
@gaelrodregez32127 күн бұрын
0:00 as a Catholic this made me happy so much🥹
@cf_120414 күн бұрын
Upon this Rock I will build my Church
@Mk-eo3ss12 күн бұрын
I was confused how it related to Catholics but is it because we’re emotional?😂
@miguelpaivabezerra3411 күн бұрын
@@Mk-eo3ssAs Jesus is The angular rock in ALL things we do, Peter was the first rock put by Christ to construct his Church Christ as fundament and Peter as the first brick (The 1st Pope or Bishop of Rome)
@truthteller32884 күн бұрын
Amen, Matthew 16:18
@ebonaparte385312 күн бұрын
As a non-denominational Christian, I can confirm this is accurate.💀
@t.o.695315 күн бұрын
This is actually pretty theologically sound, I'm impressed
@Theleprechaun31725 күн бұрын
I’m a Methodist and I used to go to a Baptist church, and both of those were hilarious
@JM-wx5nm16 күн бұрын
Methodist aka church of woke
@Theleprechaun31716 күн бұрын
@@JM-wx5nm ugh, I hate this stereotype. Most methodist churches aren’t woke man. Most woke churches may call themselves Methodist but we do not accept them.
@yosher16 күн бұрын
@@JM-wx5nmreal
@dudeinadoughboy43276 күн бұрын
@JM-wx5nm Depends on the congregation and church. Mine is a rather small traditional one in a small town and doesn't preach anything at all like I've been seeing online. Besides, end of the day, denomination doesn't matter since we're all brothers and sisters in Christ :)
@Theleprechaun3176 күн бұрын
@@dudeinadoughboy4327 THANK you
@Ardith5022 күн бұрын
I haven’t even heard of half of these before now.
@imma-icon368516 күн бұрын
The Mormon bit is pretty funny. Definitely some of the kindest people out there and you for sure wanna invite them in your home just because they'll be rock steady friends for life.
@SuperPrestogamer15 күн бұрын
Till they judge you constantly for your taste in music, movies, books, hobbies, etc. “I’m a Mormon, but I’m one that doesn’t go out of my way to vent all my moral beliefs and force it on others”
@imma-icon368515 күн бұрын
@SuperPrestogamer guess it depends. From what I've seen, there is a big different between culture and doctrine of their church. And usually Utah Mormons are less accepting than Mormons from anywhere else besides Utah.
@SuperPrestogamer15 күн бұрын
@@imma-icon3685 in from utah…so I get that, it’s why I get frustrated with my own religion at times because the people within can be so unaccepting to new people joining or those who are uninterested in joining…I have no problem with preaching our religious beliefs and inviting others to join, but when someone makes it clear they are uninterested and our followers go on trying to bash it on them even when they have made it clear or those who are interested but are struggling with a certain sin and others judge them and start distancing themselves from those people making them feel hated and unwelcome that’s when I get really upset about it
@imma-icon368515 күн бұрын
@SuperPrestogamer Utah, I get that. I'm a member as well, but from SC. grew up in a small branch my whole life and served my mission in Utah, I'm still active, got married in the temple, and have a small family, and it always depends on the people. It's never fair to group anyone as good or bad because each person is different in everything. We all got mistakes and sins we are working through, so it's important to give grace as much as you can in this world.
@Generalsolid11 күн бұрын
As one who grew up on the California/Mexican border, you learn your faith quickly and defend it regularly, but our members were very accepting in a community that didn't care for us. Acceptance is less a religious problem and more a problem of whoever the dominant demographic is. But I lived in Utah for a time and left it due to high-priced homes and a lot of members that have embraced worldly indulgences. Didn't want to raise my daughter there. Eastern AZ has plenty of members, but they do much better with other faiths.
@mr.medioker517 күн бұрын
I can't tell if the Catholic one was also in reference to the fact that Peter's name translates to rock
@drivingbritt961713 күн бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised!
@gorgeousgentleman539012 күн бұрын
The Rock of the first century AD
@danshakuimo4 күн бұрын
I think it's about Peter being the rock on which Jesus will build His church and Rome being St. Peter's apostolic seat, and the popes being the successors of Peter. Though I remember hearing that about his name, but it makes sense given the role given to him by Jesus.
@TheBlueMarbleItself28 күн бұрын
I love how you used the Redeemed Zoomer icons!
@braggestcloud653527 күн бұрын
Yo we have the same pfp
@dragonballgacha26 күн бұрын
Redeemed Zoomer is a pretty disgusting person, if you never knew
@anthroimperzia392722 күн бұрын
He did good simplified “Logos” for each branch. I like them.
@marionavarro478816 күн бұрын
I noticed that too 😂😂😂
@CampbellThompson-vh2cj13 күн бұрын
bro RZ is the best
@AwesomeYenaАй бұрын
Never knew there were so many!
@Ty-js6og29 күн бұрын
Yeah, me neither
@paddywarner445228 күн бұрын
Some of them are different versions of Christianity as oppose to denominations that believe the essentials of Christianity
@BionicPig9528 күн бұрын
There’s more than what was shown in the video. They number in the thousands.
@LuisRincon-wr4dm22 күн бұрын
You cab thank Protestantism for all this mess. Now everyone somehow can decide what Christianity is abd somehow still being correct.
@rathalos478321 күн бұрын
In catholic countries we dont have all that bs
@Ziiav74722 күн бұрын
Why is the Methodist one so accurate 😭😭 me being a left methodist myself, it was so accurate like bruh
@Goofyvidsheadquarters18 күн бұрын
I’m Methodist too
@jtl-en4yx17 күн бұрын
I don't get it what is the giving money away a reference to?
@Ziiav74717 күн бұрын
@@jtl-en4yx It is a reference to how we don't just teach about god, we help in the community in many ways.
@JM-wx5nm16 күн бұрын
As well as glorify sexual immorality
@jtl-en4yx14 күн бұрын
@@JM-wx5nm Not just glorify it, sanctify it!
@zachsworld624227 күн бұрын
As a Baptist, the scene with SpongeBob trying to get Gary in the tub is pretty relatable! If you are baptized in the name of Jesus Christ, you shall be saved!
@josh-ni7li23 күн бұрын
faith/trust in the blood of Christ that was spilt for us 😊
@roneldell513721 күн бұрын
Baptist? Baptismal Regeneration?? Being baptize in Jesus name???
@stellastarfield111121 күн бұрын
I need to get baptised 😭
@KTheChristianArtist20 күн бұрын
Wait...Are you saying baptism gives you salvation?? Salvation is by faith alone!
@zachsworld624220 күн бұрын
@@KTheChristianArtist Amen
@tg_tg_tg_0926 күн бұрын
As an adventist, kinda true but instead of santa, it is Jesus's second coming
@historictruthlarson491023 күн бұрын
Yeah, I think that's the joke lol 😂
@professorventurer769721 күн бұрын
Wouldn't that be every denomination, though? At least non denominationals believe in the second coming too.
@historictruthlarson491021 күн бұрын
@professorventurer7697 Well, yeah, all denominations believe in the second coming of christ. The joke is that 7th day Adventists have notoriously been guilty of trying to predict the exact day it would happen. (I say this with no disrespect to you guys, though! Love you, brothers and sisters!)
@professorventurer769721 күн бұрын
@@historictruthlarson4910 ah
@thelemon506916 күн бұрын
Yo get out of that cult
@turphm4ster25 күн бұрын
Marcionism in the gnostic one had me rolling
@hohotash26 күн бұрын
as a lutheran, yes, this is accurate. good video brother!
@slayerdearly26 күн бұрын
As someone who was forced to grow up at Jehovah’s Witness(I’m not one now)by the way that was just too perfect. You got everything perfect watchtower awake the disfellowship people spot on bro
@marcdaddy337 сағат бұрын
Yeah the ex JW was TRIGGERED. Studied with them for years but never became baptized. Now I am a Seventh-day Adventist - baptized and everything.
@papal150017 күн бұрын
As a JW, ilI immediately knew what clip you were gonna use. Could see it from a mile away 🤣
@jeffreydiaz724511 күн бұрын
Me too 😁😂
@TruLuan3 күн бұрын
As an exJW I also knew that they were going to use that clip lol. I'm glad I studied church history and got out of that cult.
@JacintaVelascoКүн бұрын
I’m a JW too, and that chocolate scene is ALWAYS me and my sister’s favorite episode/scene EVER!
@TruLuanКүн бұрын
@@JacintaVelasco You should look into Sam Shamounian, he has destroyed plenty of JWs in debates and proves to them how Jesus is God using even the erroneous NWT. God bless.
@JacintaVelascoКүн бұрын
@@TruLuan Nah I’m good thank you 😊
@TheMessianicMilitant27 күн бұрын
I’m An Orthodox Christian And This Video Was Great
@VictorRincon-xk1wj23 күн бұрын
Same for here
@louieluigi391423 күн бұрын
Orthodoxy represent!
@drivingbritt961713 күн бұрын
Same!
@edgecruz483223 күн бұрын
Why is this so accurate?😂 I am a Christian protestant btw
@sunlight-sky15115 күн бұрын
Im sorry
@olg74839 күн бұрын
@@sunlight-sky151 atheists try not to be rude to religions challenge impossible:
@danielflanard82749 күн бұрын
@@olg7483 I am non-religious, yeah that was uncalled for.
@olg74839 күн бұрын
@@danielflanard8274 fr
@olg74839 күн бұрын
@@danielflanard8274 yep
@Allen135023 күн бұрын
I was hoping you included JW. I was also anticipating the usage of the chocolate scene. 😃 You delivered, GREAT WORK! 😄
@xtremeyoylecake21 күн бұрын
As a JW myself The chocolate scene is perfect 😂
@Allen135021 күн бұрын
@@xtremeyoylecake exactly. My PFP is at an assembly hall. I'm sure I'll meet you someday. "Just a little while longer." 😉 If you want another little chuckle: a channel named Vice Grip Garage has a video where he's attempting to revive an old Buick (I think a Riviera). He gives an update somewhere in the middle about how it's going. "Also not building oil pressure! She's (the engine is) knocking like a Jehovah's Witness." 🤣 I almost choked on my food I was eating when I first watched that video!
@zacharyolerich752117 күн бұрын
It was definitely one of the best Witness memes I've seen
@EcoNBeBop14 күн бұрын
Honestly fits so well 😂
@bnbcraft666611 күн бұрын
I knew they'd use that one 😂
@davehester20078 күн бұрын
This whole reel is hilarious. I laughed way too hard 🤣 Thank you!
@user-zj8ne9yu2w28 күн бұрын
4:20 This part of the video is SOUTHERN BAPTIST, and is also 420, which gives you the munchies, and there was barely any food involved. As a Southern Baptist, I am disappointed.
@benjaminlorenz627023 күн бұрын
As a catholic that has plenty of SB family I love going to yalls post service lunches
@austincash505418 күн бұрын
You can't have fellowship without a couple casserole's
@drivingbritt961713 күн бұрын
@@benjaminlorenz6270 I'm an Orthodox convert from Louisiana, so that's doubly funny to me!
@Techno_Idioto11 күн бұрын
@@drivingbritt9617 I'm not religious, but man it's tempting to go to church just to get good food. Maybe to learn how to be just a fair bit better in life too, since the Bible has some great lessons to learn. Just gotta ignore the...less agreeable parts that don't align with modern society.
@drivingbritt961710 күн бұрын
@@Techno_Idioto I would argue that it's the less agreeable parts of modern society that don't align with the Bible, but whatever.
@JakeAdkinsOfficial16 күн бұрын
Bro even got all the cults. This was hysterical
@baydenator981811 күн бұрын
Someone's rage-baiting
@molag-ballordofdomination206511 күн бұрын
What do you mean even? They're all cults
@kyoshifrostwolf11 күн бұрын
There's a difference?
@PARK-sy3tf11 күн бұрын
@@molag-ballordofdomination2065lots of Christians (especially Catholics) absolutely hate other branches and just call them cults and stuff… It’s kind of insane. So happy I left Catholicism.
@edmund_linmi_nishikata6942020 күн бұрын
The part about Iglesia Ni Cristo and the Unification Church is very accurate.
@michaelreale18475 сағат бұрын
This was great! Loved it!!!
@BXAC2323 күн бұрын
I appreciate that the Redeemed Zoomer icons are becoming more widely used.
@VelociraptorAnimations14 күн бұрын
They're alright symbols, just a shame RZ is such a stinker
@harpywarpyowo13 күн бұрын
@@VelociraptorAnimationssubbed to him a while back, but i've only watched like 1 video - what's up with him?
@VelociraptorAnimations13 күн бұрын
@harpywarpyowo the "all atheist arguments debunked" video is great if you're looking for some laughs and how not to reply to an argument.
@drivingbritt961713 күн бұрын
@@VelociraptorAnimations Check out his debate with Jay Dyer if you haven't, it just shows how incoherent and poorly thought out a lot of his positions really are.
@TheThreatenedSwan12 күн бұрын
@@VelociraptorAnimationsWhat does he say?
@sopwithhannah240129 күн бұрын
I love that many of these are just the country of origin portrayed by SpongeBob. Also your attention to history is really fun! Edit: as an LDS member I died at the “normal squidward” joke
@swampwaffle7414 күн бұрын
Exactly, I think its accurate, the RLDS one is accurate too.
@Techno_Idioto11 күн бұрын
They forgot the FLDS. I bring it up because I want to sow anarchy. And because it's funny to remind people that there are loonies out there that make the JW look tame.
@historictruthlarson491023 күн бұрын
Why are these so accurate! 😂😂😂 great job lol
@theskicker885619 күн бұрын
As a Lutheran the German SpongeBob was golden! Nice video man!!!
@zaneflournoy332222 күн бұрын
the fact that 1/4 of these are heresies is crazy
@danthemankhan18 күн бұрын
They're all heresies, except for mine, of course.
@SiPakRubah17 күн бұрын
@@danthemankhanEach Christian be like:
@KrazedHeroYT16 күн бұрын
You don't know the definition of heresy, do you?
@tisvana1816 күн бұрын
@@danthemankhanyeah, but definitionally heresy is any denomination which doesn’t follow the rules established by the Nicene Creed. Even if you’ve never heard of it, if you say “I’m an X Christian” it probably follows it. Usually ones like Mormonism or Jehova’s Witnesses or Unitarian Universalists or Christopagans aren’t referred to blanketly as Christian even by themselves sometimes. I’m no longer any kind of Christian, but to be institutionally Christian you kinda have to believe in the Trinity, believe in Jesus (the whole mythos from sacrificing for us to returning to having not been created iirc), and be monotheistic. If your denomination differs from those three in any way, it’s considered a heresy and not actual Christianity. Not saying that as a judgmental statement, they just aren’t part of institutional Christianity, they’re technically their own religions. Kinda like how there’s nothing wrong with lions and house cats, and while they look very very similar and behave similarly, one of these has to be called a member of Felinae and the other is Pantherinae. No matter how much your cat looks like a house cat, if it roars it has to be considered a Panther. No matter how Christianly and loving your church is, if it’s nonmonotheistic or doesn’t believe in the Trinity, it cannot be a member of Institutional Christianity.
@jonathanwells22316 күн бұрын
Literally every single one is a heresy unless it’s yours.
@burleyant27423 күн бұрын
At 6:31, I'm most definitely a Seventh-Day Adventist!
@scharlesscalvin20 күн бұрын
as a SDA, the SDA scene was absolutely priceless XD
@normanclatcher2 күн бұрын
^the sheer and total irony about it also being about 'veneration of the saints' (an Orthodox one at that) is also not lost on me. ...wha's good, Sabbatarian?
@imperialguard2813 күн бұрын
This video has been brought to you by Martin Luther
@normanclatcher2 күн бұрын
^Nailed it
@thebigz378613 күн бұрын
Did not disappoint at the end.
@mzg123723 күн бұрын
I think you got the Baptist one pretty accurate Source: I'm a Baptist
@ittybittyfroggy18 күн бұрын
The Calvinst, Penecostal, Non-Denominational, JW, and ESPECIALLY progressive Christianity were my favorites 💀
@syndiwashere58216 күн бұрын
I didn’t realize there were so many denominations now I need to learn about all of them lol
@bnbcraft666611 күн бұрын
8:25 I'm a Jehovah's Witness and knew you'd use that scene 😂
@mrobertjohnston7 сағат бұрын
Shouldve done the "Hi! How are ya?"
@DeadmansMelody88817 күн бұрын
Gnostic is pretty accurate actually I'm surprised how perfectly it fit me
@Enio241424 күн бұрын
I never knew how far the branches of christianity can go...
@James-nk6tz20 күн бұрын
Many of these are not truly Christian and diverge from truth
@pizzalisp542719 күн бұрын
Some of the things mentioned are concepts that are shared between a few different denominations.
@jonathanwells22316 күн бұрын
@@James-nk6tzmostly the Gnostics
@matrixmaster961622 сағат бұрын
Iconoclasm? Really?
@ChristianLifeWithNancia116 сағат бұрын
@jonathanwells223 mostly denominations like Mormon or Jehovah's witness
@turphm4ster25 күн бұрын
You got the RLDS church! Nice attention to detail
@DavidPeel-fo9xv17 күн бұрын
Heck yeah!
@zachsworld624227 күн бұрын
1:49 By “Mr Krabs,” he means the Pope!
@Dennis_Reynolds_Golden_God14 күн бұрын
As someone who grew up in a Pentecostal church I was curious to see which one you'd use. That's shockingly accurate
@sociosanch374817 күн бұрын
The accuracy of prosperity gospel Bruh, 😅
@brofistbro28 күн бұрын
Imma mormon and i laughed my HEAD off from my portion of the vid😂😂😂😂 I can attest. Despite the history, you will see us smiling. Better to smile with what you DO have.
@johnjohnbingbong16 күн бұрын
Lizard people talk
@brofistbro16 күн бұрын
@@johnjohnbingbong ohhh i heard that one! You're thinking of the visitors series, or that other tv show, V. those are the lizard people you speak of. XD XD they seem nice! if you don't get on their bad side...like all lizards.
@TruLuan3 күн бұрын
You should leave Mormonism though, as your salvation is in jeopardy. Become Catholic. God Bless
@zachlong542715 күн бұрын
10 out of 10, my dude.
@trentgrahamflips974222 күн бұрын
As a non denominational, we in fact like to worship and sing💪🏽
@disgustof-riley833816 күн бұрын
You're a baptist
@zabchan10 күн бұрын
And are in fact, goofy
@NickNui24 күн бұрын
The protestant one was so accurate.
@Lemkyna31217 күн бұрын
My Orthodox mother and I definitely got some laughs watching this 😂 she confirmed quite a few of them being pretty accurate, not just the Orthodoxy part but a few others from experiencing relatives and acquaintances being within those denominations.
@donutmp480312 күн бұрын
I knew what you were going to put for Mormons before I even watched the video.
@Crazanity_Official21 күн бұрын
I am far from a religious person, but I will say this was pretty accurate. Particularly the scene poking fun at the Pentecostals. NGL though, the gibberish tongue stuff (in addition to the seizures and all that) is why I think of them as the most abnormal denomination.
@InfoAddict2617 күн бұрын
As someone who’s essentially a non denominational, that’s dead accurate 😂
@ej2u54515 күн бұрын
As someone who researches religious history and is Roman Catholic this was really funny to watch. I hope you do ones with other religions that are Christianity.
@souffrantdepine376211 күн бұрын
Okay but the non-trinitarian bit was LETHAL, shit had me choking on laughs XD
@seangutierrez133719 күн бұрын
As a Catholic, the portrayal of us was very accurate!
@Mk-eo3ss12 күн бұрын
I’m a Catholic too but I don’t get it is it because we’re emotional😂
@normanclatcher2 күн бұрын
@@Mk-eo3ss"You are Peter, and on this Rock I build my Church" Thus, by Apostolic Tradition, as established by Emperor Constantine, the state Religion of Rome became Christianity, as headed by the Papacy. On the flag of the Vatican (🇻🇦) is the Kingdom Keys, which Christ allegedly (IE, symbolically, metaphorically, spiritually) gave to Saint Peter, and from whose line of Church Fathers goes, unbroken, to the current Pope(s).
@tally_ish21 күн бұрын
Mormonism is too accurate 😭
@cinimatics10 күн бұрын
These are actually pretty spot on 😆
@joshuadesousa666811 күн бұрын
I’m a youth pastor and Baptist and Pentecostal is so accurate 😭🤣
@ColeZmijski22 күн бұрын
I honestly wished I was Calvinist for a moment just so I could appreciate that joke more. Probably the best fitting SpongeBob clip for any of the denominations, (the Catholic one was a close second).
@Rodklavier20 күн бұрын
Pero bien se sabe que la iglesia católica la fundó Jesus
@normanclatcher2 күн бұрын
I didn't choose the Calvinist Thug Life; He elected _me,_ unconditionally~
@KTheChristianArtist20 күн бұрын
Man, my denomination is so obscure it isn't even mentioned here.
@salfordshan354517 күн бұрын
What’s your denomination if I may ask?
@winterbunnie651316 күн бұрын
I’m curious to know as well
@normanclatcher2 күн бұрын
OP, spill it.
@Tuzder8 күн бұрын
I can’t believe how accurate this video is
@SSQMinky14 күн бұрын
That INCM one was wildly accurate to what I’ve seen from relatives
@adrielisaacs922819 күн бұрын
I'm an Adventist and I burst out laughing at ours, lol. Calvary Chapel seems like a vibe though. Protestantism, Jehovah's Witnesses and LDS were so funny too, lol. I didnt know there were so many denominations/branches.
@normanclatcher2 күн бұрын
^yeah, out of all the doomsday guys, you SDAs are pretty chill 😌 With regards to my background (Foursquare) we're actually not all that dissimilar. Great Awakening, early female preacher/movement starter (Ellen White vs Aimee Semple Macpherson), relatively strong standards of living, knowledge of the word, the _correct_ focus on Christ as the Coming King...
@purpleguy-bu5fe17 күн бұрын
The calvinism is accurate 💀 2:26
@Marko_1849 күн бұрын
We do not deserve gods grace...😢
@purpleguy-bu5fe9 күн бұрын
@@Marko_184 we don't deserve it. But he gives us grace anyway. What a good God we serve ❤️
@EmptyMan0003 күн бұрын
@@purpleguy-bu5fe Calvinists think it terms of who deserves what and that's a flawed concept.
@purpleguy-bu5fe3 күн бұрын
@@EmptyMan000 ok, I'm not going to say if Calvinism is right or wrong...but objectively Calvinism believes we all deserve hell But God give grace to some ( the elect/chosen) regardless of if they disserve it or not, that's what grace is giving mercy even when someone doesn't deserve it ( so it's not really about who deserves what )
@normanclatcher2 күн бұрын
According to Calvinism, I've been a *_bad boy~_* (Good thing God loves me)
@MisfitRed2215 күн бұрын
As a non-denominational Christian, I see this as an absolute win 😂
@squilbobaggins18 күн бұрын
The Christian science part got me good my great grandmother was a Christian scientist who died of strep throat
@NewDealChief23 күн бұрын
As a Catholic, this is really accurate lol.
@FollowerOfTheLight278220 күн бұрын
And you don't wanna to change?
@TheThreatenedSwan12 күн бұрын
@@FollowerOfTheLight2782 what?
@FollowerOfTheLight278212 күн бұрын
Read your comment again.
@NewDealChief12 күн бұрын
@@FollowerOfTheLight2782 Bro thinks he's Martin Luther.
@FollowerOfTheLight278212 күн бұрын
@@NewDealChief You publicly admit that you serve idols and don't want to change anything? Are Catholic beliefs and practices biblical? The question that concerns every church and its practices should be, "Is this biblical?" If a teaching is biblical (taken in context), it should be accepted. If it is not, it should be rejected. God is more interested in whether a church is doing His will and obeying His Word than whether it can trace its lineage back to the apostles of Jesus. Jesus was very concerned about the Word of God being rejected to follow traditions of men (Mark 7:7). Traditions are not inherently wrong...there are some good and valuable traditions. To reiterate, the concern should be whether a doctrine, practice or tradition is biblical. How then does the Catholic Church compare to the Word of God? Salvation: The Roman Catholic Church teaches that salvation is regenerated through baptism and maintained through the Catholic sacraments, except through a wilful act of sin that destroys the sanctified state of grace. The Bible teaches that we are saved by grace, which we receive through simple faith (Ephesians 2:8-9), and that good works are the result of a changed heart worked out in salvation (Ephesians 2:10; I Corinthians 5:17) and through the fruit of new life in Christ (John 15). Assurance of salvation: The Roman Catholic Church teaches that salvation is not guaranteed or certain. 1 John 5:13 says that the reason for writing 1 John was so that believers could be ASSURED of their salvation. Good works: The Roman Catholic Church teaches that Christians are saved by meritorious works (beginning with baptism), and that salvation is maintained by good works (receiving the sacraments, confessing sins to a priest, etc.). The Bible teaches that Christians are saved by grace through faith, completely apart from works (Titus 3:5; Ephesians 2:8-9, Galatians 3:10-11; Romans 3:19-24). Baptism: In the New Testament, baptism ALWAYS comes AFTER saving faith in Christ. Baptism is not the reason for salvation; it is faith in the gospel that saves (1 Corinthians 1:14-18; Romans 10:13-17). The Roman Catholic Church teaches the regeneration of infants through baptism, a practice never found in Scripture. The only possible reference to the baptism of infants that the Roman Catholic Church can point to is that the entire household of the jailer in Philippi was baptised, as recorded in Acts 16:33. However, the context never mentions infants. Acts 16:31 explains that salvation comes by faith. Paul addressed the whole household in verse 31, and the whole household believed (verse 34). This passage only supports the baptism of those who have already believed, not infants. Prayer: The Roman Catholic Church teaches Catholics not only to pray to God, but also to petition Mary and the saints for their prayers. Contrary to this, Scripture teaches us to pray to God alone (Matthew 6:9; Luke 18:1-7). Priesthood: The Roman Catholic Church teaches that there is a difference between priests and "commoners," where the New Testament teaches that all believers hold the priesthood (1 Peter 2:9). Sacraments: The Roman Catholic Church teaches that a believer is filled with grace by receiving the sacraments. This teaching is not found anywhere in Scripture. Confession: The Roman Catholic Church teaches that, unless the believer is incapacitated, the only way to be forgiven of sins is through confession to a priest. In contrast, Scripture teaches that confession of sins is to be made to God alone (1 John 1:9). Mary: The Roman Catholic Church teaches, among other things, that Mary is the Queen of Heaven, perpetual virgin and co-redemptrix who ascended to heaven. In the Holy Scriptures she is portrayed as an obedient, faithful servant of God who became the mother of Jesus. None of the other attributes mentioned by the Roman Catholic Church have their basis in the Bible. The notion that Mary is co-redemptrix and another mediator between God and man is not only extra-biblical (found only outside of Scripture), but is also unbiblical (contrary to Scripture). Acts 4:12 declares that Jesus is the only Saviour. 1 Timothy 2:5 proclaims that Jesus is the only mediator between God and man. Many other examples could be listed here. These points alone clearly identify the Catholic Church as unbiblical. Every Christian denomination has traditions and practices that are not explicitly based on the Bible. This is the reason why Scripture must be the standard for Christian belief and practice. The Word of God is always true and trustworthy. The same cannot be said about church traditions. Our guideline should be: "What does the Bible say?" (Romans 4:3; Galatians 4:30; Acts 17:10). 2 Timothy 3:16-17 proclaims, "All Scripture is inspired by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness, that the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly prepared for every good work".
@purpleguy-bu5fe17 күн бұрын
7:14 for real XD their worship is just a concert
@danthemankhan18 күн бұрын
Swedenborgians got namechecked! Nice. Honestly you could do an entire video like this just on Baptist denominations. For example, the Two-Seed-in-the-Spirit Hardshell Baptist Church. Or the Christian Baptist Church of Christ, not to be confused with the Christian Baptist Church, the Baptist Church, or the church of Christ, naturally.
@Cay305 күн бұрын
This was amazing! I wish you had included; The Christian Community (Anthroposophy). But very knowledgeable
@mrmeeseeks253418 күн бұрын
Any seventh day Adventists here ??
@normanclatcher2 күн бұрын
Um, kinda adjacent? I like your guys's literature, at least...
@pavelthefabulous567517 күн бұрын
4:25 SNEED SPOTTED
@IgnusDarkwalker12 күн бұрын
Arius just screaming alone into the dark post 1st Ecumenical Council feels just...On point.
@Luishrtr17 күн бұрын
The non-denominational was the best one 😂😂
@the_criminal_mastermind13 күн бұрын
5:26 he walked normally!
@hanspotterman24 күн бұрын
As a Mormon, it do be like that
@DavidPeel-fo9xv17 күн бұрын
Unless you’re a California Mormon. We’re a totally different animal!
@normanclatcher2 күн бұрын
^I swear to Christ's Brother, why are you guys so chill.
@Lordrinnosuke10 күн бұрын
This is great, and now I need to see one for schools of Buddhism
@WishyouWoods6 күн бұрын
The Baptist, Mormon and Pentecostalism had me crying 🤣🤣🤣
@Seraph210127 күн бұрын
Me fr when someone commits the sin of Idolatry just because the image looks like God or Jesus 💀: 0:06
@Bluedream14417 күн бұрын
Icons are not idols.
@whitebeans729217 күн бұрын
Dude God says to put golden angels on the Arc of the Covenant and then tells Moses to build a bronze snake. Images of Christ are not idols lol.
@Seraph210117 күн бұрын
@@whitebeans7292 You do realize that I meant by worshipping the image right?
@whitebeans729217 күн бұрын
@@Seraph2101 There are a lot of iconoclasts out here, you never know
@michaelemmerson776022 күн бұрын
Calvinism got me laughing
@MaggieCandy99922 күн бұрын
That was my second favorite after the Catholic one! 😂
@truthteller32884 күн бұрын
As a former Non denominational protestant and now Catholic very accurate.