I thought it would be something like, “My co-workers know I’m a Christian, so they don’t invite me to happy hour. I feel so left out, man.”

I can't watch this without feeling embarrassed. I know this is meant to be funny but I don't find anything funny about it. It grieves me. It's sad really. I can't laugh. People are willing to shed their blood. Lose a husband or wife or child for the sake of Christ if need be and this things brought up just slaps in the face of just how comfortable we are in the good ol' USA. To comfortable. Exposing just how worldly and carnel we really are. And I can't say I ain't untouched by it. I am. Blessed are you when you are persecuted for my Name's sake. May we suffer well for our King who suffered first for us....

My 9 year old daughter was watching with me and said, "Why is he talking about being cold?" 😂 Why indeed, kiddo. 🙂

"program times during the week don't fit my kids sports schedule" That had me deaddddddd

The editing was amazeballs, I feel persecuted just watching it. Stay strong chicken nuggets

Unfortunately, these are all real reasons that people have left churches.

“THE STORIES YOURE ABOUT TO HEAR ARE REAL!” Real hilarious!! 😩🤣😂

"All my friends are already at Applebee's." DEAD

This was crazy funny. I appreciate that you guys are bringing to light actual persecution around the world. While also shining a light on the absurd expectations people have for the church.

I appreciate the link at the end for the persecuted church 😊

2:46 "I AM NOT ALLERGIC, but I could have been." Gold! Pure gold. This really got me rolling.

Dang, that music build up! The satire was too accurate, it made me feel a level of annoyance I didn't know I could reach. Thanks for promoting Voice of the Martyrs and Opendoors! When one of us suffers, the whole body suffers. Remember the persecuted in your prayers and cry out to the Lord for them always.

Spot on sadly. I appreciate your humor while at the same time trying to shake the American church awake. Pay attention bride. Awake O sleeper! Do you have oil ready for your lamp, for the bridegroom is coming. I bless the work of your hand in making these videos and encourage everyone to watch the sheep among wolves video. VERY eye opening. Another great one is “The Insanity of God” Be blessed fam!

I'm not allergic but I coulda been 😂 Edit: Ok, I've actually heard the Birthday in the bulletin one

This is too relatable. Praying for the American church 🙏

Many say the ability to produce tears in a scene is the mark of a good actor, I feel anyone that can suck back phlegm on cue deserves the Academy’s consideration

Dang... this is hilarious but cuts real deep. Thank God that the U.S. isn't actually actively persecuting Christians

At first I was trying not to laugh but then i realized it was actually a joke!

Hilarious. I really want to visit Sunday cool tees I already live in Florida.

The intro with emotional anticipation was perfection. Also give these guys grammys.. The acting..unreal

Man I feel the persecution, just like you, with the one-ply toilet paper in the restrooms. Your stories are inspiring and gives me hope to press on.

OMG IM FIRST!! My life is complete. And after watching the video, I’m sorry. 😭 the temperature one is always my church except it’s always hot😭😭😭😭 No but Fr y’all, we do need to pray for the legitimate persecution of Christians in our country, and in others where it can be so so much worse.

This is the best video so far! really like the concept.

“The thing is, I’m not allergic… but I could’ve been.” 😂

📢 Thank You for doing this!!! I wish I could broadcast this on each and every possible media source out there. Once you've become a Christian with a persecution complex, it's hard to realise just how far you've strayed from what being a Christian really is. 😶 There are so many people fighting over all the wrong things. So many people shifting blame because it feels better if someone else made everything "worse". So many people not taking responsibility for their own actions. So many people with a victim mentality! Where are the adults? Who's steering this ship? I want to go home! I wish everyone would just take off their blindfolds and get rid of these biased ideas that are stuck in their minds and just see with their hearts again. To not allow hurt to cause more hurt. To become the people who others can turn to and receive a message of encouragement, forgiveness, acceptance, understanding, perseverance... and NOT one of, it's us vs. them, it's the end, all is lost, this is war, we're gonna fight for this...🙄 Fight? Well I mean, I guess if you have to but, just make sure that what you're fighting for is not just a distraction that's keeping you busy and unaware of all the time you're wasting... Time you could've spent being a Christian. "When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."

It’s the fact that these guys are such good actors that I had to sit and think at the beginning if it was really true or not😂😭

“I’m not allergic but I could’ve been” lol 😂

That actually made me shed a tear... 😂

Brilliantly done! Production value was superb. Every time I see KZfaq videos with poor lighting or sound iam reminded of the persecution I have to endure. It’s hard to talk about.

When I saw this title.... I rolled my eyes... like here we go... then saw it was you guys that put it up and knew it would be good and funny....

My son was in 1st grade saying grace at lunch at public school. A kid asked him what he was doing, he said thanking Jesus for the food. Then a kid at the table got up and told the yard duty. Yard duty threw his lunch in garbage, yeah he didn't get the lunch we paid for, and grabbed him by shirt shoulder taking him to office. I am at work, secretary comes in my office while I was in a meeting saying, it is your sons school and they say it is an emergency. The Emergency was he was praying at school and used the name of Jesus! Also they wanted him to go home from school for day. I am a Christian, my husband was not. My husband had to leave work to pick him up and debate with the teacher and principal about how wrong their actions were and how it wasn't a big deal to pray at lunch or say to whom he was praying. This was back in 2006/2007, our son was very public with his faith and still is, let me say we were called to the office a few more times for his boldness of faith through the years. I understand the humor in the video and I know many Americans do not know real persecution, but discrimination against Christians is happening here... and it is increasing. I am giving one example of many.

I am also persecuted. My church is dark and about 68 degrees. Texans have a sense of pride about how cold they can get it in the summer.

"Do you want me to look at you guys or look at the camera?" That line got me before it even started

The cry of anguish at the end 😭 how could we have let this happen?!

Thanks for putting some things into perspective. Great video 👍🏾

Taking my lunch break to watch this. I love it😂

Thank you so much!! We should be ashamed of ourselves to say that we are persecuted here in America. Great video!!

My brother sent this to me with no context, and I am glad I watched it

I love that you took your anger and made it hilarious lol

I just found this channel. I’m dying 😂😂😂😂

2:43 "I could’ve been…I could’ve been." 😂

"He's the pastor, what is he doing " I hear this phrase in our church all the time.

Thank you for your courage! 😂😂😂

Saying “happy holidays” instead of Merry Christmas does bug me a little 😆🤪

wow. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so blessed to live in this country. thank y’all so much for shedding light on real persecution of Christians that’s happening in this world

As a blind person, I was never able to see the screen well enough to read the words. I could see that there was writing on the screen, but I could never read it. I was able to sing the songs just fine. That’s why I always thought it was funny when people were worked up if there was some issue or if they couldn’t see it. It’s still possible to worship without seeing the words.

I love this video. I can’t stop watching this

Our church split this year bc our pastor asked our Sunday School workers to wear masks. 😑

Omg bro, that was amazing! Lol. I love ya’ll content man! God Bless!!!! Keep up the God work. Hahaha get it God Good and God is Good so there like both… never mind. Bye.

I’m an atheist that grew up in the church and this gave me a really good laugh. I was a dedicated missionary and genuine believer for over 10 years and the reasons I heard for why people I knew “had to leave” their church were usually so trivial that I could barely reconcile the fact that we both believed the same thing 😂.

Be Strong Brothes.GOD BLESS YOU ALL

It’s already amazing within the first 5 seconds. 😂

I’m not allergic but… I could’ve been. 😂 best line

Fantastic, simply fantastic

You forgot: "I get called mean names on Twitter all the time!" "The foreign guy who rang me up at Circle K said, 'Happy Holidays'." "My son can't read his Bible at school. During chemistry lab." "I got fired just for telling the gay guy in the mail room he's going to hell." "I can't turn on the TV without someone talking about evolution."

Wow. Massively impressed with the acting!

I’ll be praying for you

Best video yet! 😆 🤣 😂

Five seconds in and I'm already giggling

🤣🤣🤣 Where do you guys come up with this stuff

Hey you know, this is such a powerful video. No I could not laugh because the satire was so thoroughly metaphorical! [GOD] Bless you'll!

I get this is just trying to be funny but this is not what true persecution in the US actually looks like. I grew up in a house where yelling and screaming were normal ways to talk, fights happened regularly with my older brothers going for the neck and throwing me into walls and doors and even through a window once. Then while still living there I became a Christian, how do you think that kind of a family would respond to someone giving their life to Jesus? The answer is pretty simple, they thought I was absolutely insane and thought I should be put into a psych ward. I moved out asap after becoming a Christian because it was intolerable and even to this day I am still attacked every single time I talk to one of them for my faith in Jesus. I love my family and want what is best for them despite everything they do but their idea of love for me is trying to rip me apart every time they talk to me. That was just the beginning of what being a Christian was for me, it has not improved anywhere else because if you live your life for God, people will treat you like crap. If you haven't experienced persecution, it isn't because it isn't there it is because you are either blind to it, or you are not putting yourself in a position to actually experience it. It is also worth mentioning that many Christians that do go through things, won't mention it because they want to protect others from insanely negative situations. We live in a country actively trying to take God away from all of us, and it isn't just the government it is most every day people you meet. We may not always be getting murdered for what we believe but we are having our faith taken away from us from all sides, it is not a shock that so many young people have left the church, and I promise you that is far more terrifying than dying bodily for God. Those people are going to heaven and being with God for eternity, those that fall away because of this evil country won't

It took a moment to realize this was a satire and the title was clickbait. A lot has changed since this KZfaq was created two years ago; we may begin to experience for the first-time what Christians in other countries go through.

My wife: “Is someone complaining about the temperature?” Me: “it’s those funny guys.” Wife: “Ohhhhh!!!! lol They’re roasting the church!! lol”

I love the real message behind this.

This was great - was hoping this was not going to be serious 😁

UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! Your gonna find out soon enough God will not be mocked....

All I can think about is what song is in the background….

We need to fight with love and stop hating one another or judging. Stand with God I am so sorry we have to go through this but it's for God's purpose. Stand strong some will leave but we need to stay faithful.

This is proof of what we go through everyday. 80 percent of people in America hate Christian’s. But imma keep loving you ❤

"What is the youth pastor doing? My kids still don't know Jesus and it's his fault!" 😂😂😂

Can I share this with my church?

“I just don’t know if I can be in a place where I’m convicted all the time”

The great American way! That was hilarious and sadly true at the same time.

Well done!

When Paco entered, I thought… *Oh this is going to be serious. 😶

This was really hard to watch. Had to binge some Osteen to get my spirit right after this.

Thank you for sharing your pain.

The "c" in christian was lowercase! Persecution!

I'm just hoping when I show this to my youth they realize these are jokes!!!

At the youth camp one summer after i was done eating the pizza provided by the leaders some kid took the last can of Pepsi and the only other option was water !

Sad but too true. Southern Baptist culture for sure.

Wow so real Sunday issues! Should be fix lol

Laugh all you want…try being a baker who refuses to bake a cake for a gay marriage…or a florist refusing to do a floral arrangement for a gay couple…I realize that you’re satirizing shallow evangelicals, but your 1st amendment rights are being infringed as you laugh….

My hand smells like coffee (cue emotional music)

Oh my word….. I’m laughing but also not. Excellent job you guys!! 🤣

the air conditioner is no joke man i hear ppl for real complaining about it even just this past sunday . . . lady was talking about how she's emailed the pastor about it . . . i'm just like "well that's why i wear this sweater . . . " smh the best one lately tho at my church i've come across is one of the groups i volunteer with some of the ppl (grown ass adults) are mad they have to follow the rules . . . talking about how "well so and so with the such and such group isn't having to do it and i just don't see why we should have to . . ." and i mean this is for the safety of the kids so i spoke up and was like "hey um i think we should follow the rules even if other people aren't . . ." FFS

My chemistry advisor at UNC was fired for saying he believes in "intelligent design."

On the fence with this one. Why is this video on the same shelf escapes me...

The people that I learn how to be nasty from to other people was church people or from 'Christians'. How they do it, I do it too. And I get good at it too. Some Christians from my home church give us the reject food that was salty. We are poor and treated as 'curse' or lacking faith. We go to church but we have no real sense of fellowship. We just just go through the motions. Hi, how are you, Jesus bless you. And go home after. There is no real concern for anyone other than, we have our own problems. Church is the first place where I learn how to pretend to be sincere. How to put on a fake smile. How to avoid or shun away from offering help to needy people. I have learn how to have a cold heart not from the world, but from Christianity.

Was that third guy Paco?

That's not real right??? Hi. I Am a Nun and was in a Dollar General in MO and I had a gang of people who didn't know each other..mocking me, lying....I cant explain the whole story...it was horrible...I where Black white and a 4 inch Cross...I am a Nun for 18 yrs. I Got kicked out for my faith...and I still kept being nice...telling them to stop...Im not even talking, looking at them...1 start screaming...I was praying...it was bizarre...it was Christian persecution....and Target put Jewish Hahnica..Muslim decorations which I have no prob with but...on end isles...at Christmas...tho...so I asked if they had Christian..CHRISTMAS THINGS???she brought me to the far back left of the store...the tearing down the Tabernacle and Sacred Host of our Lord, and shooting people...this is a joke right...cuz I was a secratary although real problems you have presented should be addressed but its not Christian persecution except itight hurt Jesus. Also as Secratary and 5 other hats the Church has budgets...not everyone gives alms and they put a dime for a 2.50 candle A/C costs...and maybe 3 people came up ho to the Priest....who are you guys and is this real...or sarcastic right. God bless you. Sr Carmen

That is not persecution. That is just an inconvenience. What goes on in China and Iran that's real persecution.

“I just don’t know if I can be in a place where I’m convicted all the time.” 😂

So true… Sad but true

I feel like this would be even better if they had real stories of Christian persecution, mixed in, like fake and then real, for the whole video.

This video as funny as it could be I feel is irresponsible. I understand that there are people that do believe this is persecution but it's not. There are Christians being truly persecuted for Christ. I understand that you put real info at the end to help with real persecution but most people don't pay any attention. I love your material but just think this one was poorly planned. God bless.

Natural minds still judge and repeats, Ecclesiastes 3:15: “That which is, already has been; that which is to be, already has been; and God seeks what has been driven away.” The “natural man” cannot grasp that, for to him reality is based only on the evidence of the senses. The man of reason could justify the verse’s end, saying if it has any meaning then the writer must mean recurrence. The sun comes every day and the moon completes its cycle and the seasons come and go. If we took a picture of the universe today, the scientists can compute how long it will take to return to this point in the picture. So the intellectual man could justify the verse; but that is not what is meant, for it is addressed not to the man of reason or the man of sense, but to the man of Imagination. What is it all about? “That which is, already has been; that which is to be, already has been, and God seeks what has been driven away.”

Question for you guys: how do you explain Leviticus 19:28 and 1Corinthians 11:14?

😂 spot on!!