Isn't that therapists in real life? They have taken a years long education, but really have no fking clue what they are doing most of the time.

Therapists are almost always portrayed as total idiots. Especially couples therapists. But all the others, too.

​@@ChickensAndGardeningthey are

With how many writers have trauma you'd think they would know more about how therapy works

or people she was judging gemma so hard for having collectibles but don't we all at this point

Give this person a raise! ☝️

This needs to be a movie.

No one but these idiots would see that and not immediately try to kill it as our gracious host kept pointing out.

I bet Charles Lee Ray ate her ass up too 😅

That is beyond stupid. The shit people come up with.

I don’t think Twitter is a good measure of popularity since there is always a feud taking place

@@RonH56 it’s not where the feud took place, it’s who she was feuding with that measured her popularity

@@amethystsavage4018 true but its just twitter where you can have loads of feuds which really don’t mean anything since there is always a vocal minority against anything popular for the sake of attention

Well Megan did look quite sweet at the beginning tbh

@@heyjude6680 your delusional /j

It'd be nice to see Ted as a horror comedy.

Snuggle bear…that thing is gonna going to go off someday

Well that is the uncanny valley aspect, dolls are human like in appearance but at the same time, not alive and robots also have that uncanny valley aspect to make people uneasy so the fact M3gan is a doll combined with AI makes it super uncanny. Both non living yet creepy with “human” like appearance.

I beg to differ. they knew exactly what they were doing. Especially when it came to the dance, lol.

Funny?

With very predictable kills

on god

@@cyber_syndicate2920 iirc they had a professional dancer play M3gan so they had to do it somewhere. Knowing studios they probably meant it to be a way of showing how crazy the AI had gotten and not actually a funny scene. After seeing some interviews, they were definitely taking this movie way too seriously.

@@MathivichNothing in the original comment even implies that they find “dead parents jokes” funny. They merely referenced the moment that Jeremy found funny. But good job assuming, anyway! 👍

@@Mathivich I found it very humorous. The delivery of it is impeccable..

​@Quran Parker If you were smart, then you would know that it doesn't matter if you end that comment with a ? since you started it with the obvious presumption/accusation that they did, in fact, find a dead parents joke funny.

@@Mathivich I thought it was pretty funny too

@@Mathivich there is a thing ... called dark humor

She is a professional dance and a gymnast. Amie Donald is her name. That dance sequence was all her as well

The standing from a prone position is called the cobra lift and it is all core strength!!!!!!

Wow!

Amie did all her stunts by herself.

David: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Cinemasins: "....no..."

This was the conversation me and my life partner were having after this movie. By technicality, if Cady got a paper cut, that is physical harm, so does that mean that M3gan's job is to protect her from PAPER?? The problem was there were never parameters set, so M3gan just did what she felt to be appropriate in order to "protect" Cady from both physical and emotional harm.

An AI that should have begun "life" as a conversational model, learning not to lie and/or overdo its protection, passing many developmental milestones, long before it is moved to its superstrong killbot body. You don't put a child in an armed Robocop cyborg suit.

So the movie could be avoided if they had just set down m3gan and have a talk with her, explaining that killing isn't what they meant by "protect cady from harm"

Yeah she literally told it "lets not make a big deal about it, everything dies.

Yeah they’re not people they think in 1s and 0’s so they get an objective they do what it takes to accomplish said objective. The only parameters they have are what they’re given so if you don’t set restrictions they won’t have any

Yeah I think this KZfaqr is just miserable.

Whoever made them hedge trimmers should be working for DARPA cuz what are them things made out of that they can saw through titanium

​@@taylorgrisiaffi3564EXACTLY!

Maybe the 3 of them were fired from DARPA after almost ending the human race and got a job on a random toy company

That’s super cool! I don’t know her sister played Gwen!

She was also briefly in the beginning of Doctor Sleep.

That almost laugh she did at recalling the funniest memory of her mother was Oscar nod worthy. She conveyed both amusement and despair at the same time.

Kids being pushed into Hollywood at way too young of an age. So cool

@@Jenn-ie5vf So in your world no movie or TV show should ever have a kid in it? I totally get that becoming famous at a young age is probably not a good thing, but for any career you're going to have a better chance if you are invested in it from a young age. I'd argue the bigger problem are parents who push their kids into a career they don't want, regardless of what that is.

F**cking how? How is this movie funny?

Honestly I loved it not for it being horror horror but just entertaining just like Ma that wasn’t horror horror and true Octavia acting made most of the movie but it was good.

The market is saturated with camp horror. What made it stand out was the Stark contrast to actual horror movies, and because people want a 'safe bet' no one does seriously horrifying movies anymore, Looking hopeful to The Pope's Exorcist which has been the strongest candidate by far

@@valdenay7264 I don’t understand what you mean. There’s a difference between camp horror and actual horror so the contrast between them is unnecessary here. I consider M3GAN campy because the real attraction to it are those silly and dramatic moments in the film not the actual horror. It’s basically making fun of itself at times. I don’t think there is a saturation for campy horror films, but there is a saturation of intended horror flicks that miss the mark and ended up being hilarious by accident

At least as a bonus round

I did alwell lol.

I agree the movie was a 7/10

0 actually. Shows why standard in movies nowadays dropped so low and are garbage now.

@@chiapets2594 not every movie has to be a masterpiece or some kind of breakthrough. some people make movies for other peoples entertainment

@@ybgaming2035 This exactly. This is exactly why stuff like the Oscars are meaningless to most people. Most movies aren't about that kind of thing.

... why do you know in detail what a Real Doll's skin looks like?

I was disappointed how little they used the fact that she was an advanced robot. I mean there was the scene where she used her eyes to scan the envionment to help search for Cady's arrow, establishing that she is capable of spacial awareness. Imagine if they had used that later in the movie to have her scan her envionment for the best method of killing?

@PikaLink91 you must have missed the part where she used her advanced ai to hack a Lamborghini and have it drive her to her creators house ,or when she hacked the house robot and sounded like it ,or when she hacked two different cell phones and acted like she was her creators coworker or where she hacked her creators computer and deleted the camera data in said computer? How did you miss all this but complain that the movie didn't show off her advanced ai? You cannot be serious with that comment?

@@shoken4421 The stupid part about it all is she wouldn't be able to do any of it. It would need some very sophisticated programming that would take years to develop by a team, not Jemma in her spare time at home on the weekends.

truth

They might be trying to use that as a way of painting her to be insanely good. But that would have been better if someone else saw and was worried about it then she swoops in and one shots it

@@kylepinpin3037 yeah i agree... if that was the intent, i think another character would have at least commented on it. they probably just Googled "common programming bug terms" and thought it sounded cool

Not a programmer. What is a race condition in programming terms?

@Travis Dawson very interesting. Thank you for explaining.

How do u figure ??

I disagree, the uncanny valley was not really there much because the doll looked too much like a doll that you never did have the uncanniness of "Kinda looks *very much* human, almost indistinguishably so, but there is just something very minor that feels off". So, when the doll started looking chopped up and 'Chucky-like', it just... looked stupid.

@@CatMuto yeah I didn’t get “uncanny valley” because M3gan was so obviously made to look like a doll compared to a movie like A.I. Artificial Intelligence where he looks just like a kid (I mean he is) but functions or malfunctions as a doll would

I see what you’re saying but I think it was enough camp that you could argue about whether or not they made this movie to be funny with a splash of horror in there or it’s a horror movie that still gave you some laughs. Camp is just about being theatrically fun or silly even if that wasn’t the intention.

I'm confused as to how you people found it funny?

@@HeyitsBri_ Majority of Blumhouse movies draw that line of reality bending to something that is just barely believable. The camp part closely aligns with that.

That is such a great idea and now I'm going to be disappointed with whatever they do instead.

NO!

That maybe perhaps possibly undermines the entire point of the movie as well as two character arcs, but okay.

haha, yandere robot go brrr

That's what I said! Cady siding with the Aunt at the last moment felt... forced. M3gan was basically raising her, then the Aunt makes one little speech after neglecting Cady for her job, and everything's okay? I seriously thought the movie would end with a victory for M3gan. Wouldn't be surprised if it was a scrapped alternate ending.

@@KoraTheBot-rh5pk The puppet didn't do the whole dance sequence, though. Or run through the woods like an animal.

@@KoraTheBot-rh5pk Yeah, I'm not interested in the bits where she sits down. Hundreds of actors can sit down. That's not really acting.

Stunt double 😂

@@Ohgeesy82 Not all the time. There are some great scenes done by the original actress.

that is most wise of you...

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Eye? 👂!

😂😂😂😂😂 I like that. A LOT. 😂😂😂😂😂

Dude no, I couldn’t take one line he said seriously. Plus his accent made it hard to understand

Couldn't stand the guy. His accent is horrendous.

I know right.... The actor seem to be having a blast, playing such an over-the-top boss for a tech company. His hatred for his competitors clearly is shown that is funny to see him want to kick Hasbro’s butt. Kind of sucks that he ended up killed. I mean, there's no question he was a bit of an asshole, but he really didn’t do anything deserve what happened to him.

​@@nymphohalo someone named kai cuul complaining about an accent. 🤔

@@nymphohalo how is he hard to understand lmao

Right, like orphans are gonna be a huge market. And be able to afford such a thing.

Seeing how dumb Gemma is, probably Gemma-

What’s a bigger question is that if that was the ONE time that caused the head to explode, then how come they NEVER take it out once Gemma turns her off in the beginning of the third act?

But... but acknowledging this would've messed up his "capitalism!" joke. 😉

I know right I was actually rooting for M3GAN 😁

The child's play reboot sucks, and i honestly I still fail to see how people found this movie funny

This was my thought from the start.

Is that what bothered you and not that the "child terminator" slayed with a sword two grown men? The silliest part of this film is how neither of them kicked her or how she actually overpowers humans who are way larger and heavier than her

People when the camp horror movie is camp:

I thought the dance was a distraction so she could get to the paper cutter.

Yes!

Only way for this to go is full on lampoon ala "Gremlins 2".

IT wasn't campy at all though. Wasn't a B movie either.

I don't see it as an issue. I got a piece of Apollo Lunar Module foil because my father worked at British Aerospace (as did I, later).

That's pretty cool,@@Dragonblaster1 😎 It's just that you're not on to anything stranger than fiction, so far. The film premise: a girl's tragic story leaves her in need of a guardian and caregiver. Coincidentally, the blood relation who is appointed her guardian just happens to be creating the world's first artificial caregiver. Analysis: no one is claiming this really happened. Therefore, if anyone were interested enough in this plot point, they should ask the screenwriters (and perhaps other members of the creative team) about it. The creative team might give a reasonable explanation if they have one, or a fair excuse if there is one, or they might admit that it's an unnecessary contrivance if it is one. If a case like this were purported to be true: most reasoners would probably note the coincidence and dismiss it as a fabrication or a misreport. If the facts checked out, it would be grounds for further investigation, and possibly even a sign of foul play! A plausible, real-world fact report: you have a keepsake from the Apollo craft. This is noteworthy, since most of us don't, but it is not coincidental. You've told us yourself it's to do with your blood relation's line of work. It only becomes comparable if we can think of a case in which it suddenly and unexpectedly fulfills any given party's needs. Even then, it would still make sense if that party had to, let's say... 1. research who all is publicly known to have pieces of the Apollo craft, 2. choose you from whatever list they find, 3. find some contact information for you, and then... 4. get in touch to negotiate with you about whatever they want with it. If instead you find, suddenly and unexpectedly, that it would fulfill the needs of your niece who didn't know you had it? You'd probably be freaked out by the coincidence! 😜

They never felt like relatives. Not even distance ones. Should had been a homeless kid or neighbors kid instead

Wait a minute, what now?

Time to bury this comment already.

@@WilliamsPinch yk what? I don't blame you. Bury this s**t

simple rick is that you 😂

I think when Cady cried during the test, Megan decided they were all a problem. She evil side glanced at them all. Before comforting Cady.

Look again at the ad with David, when he joked about Cady's dead parents M3gan went from a polite smile at the camera, to a side eye at David - that, plus what Jasmine mentioned.

Yeah, I'd say Kurt's death was more justified as he tried to steal M3GAN's files, not to mention acts kind of like a pedophile, like the way he respond to how cute M3GAN looks and is stated to have been watching pornography while at the building.

@@SweetReligion whoa that's a good point

@@SweetReligion you're right that look se gave was written “your done” all over it

I've long ago learned the number of sins have nothing to do with whip that the movie is good or not but entirely on how many somewhat silly jokes that the cinema sin crew can come up with in the writer's room that week

I didn't think it was a very good movie. Boring chucky, or unthrilling Annabelle

He gave it 50 sins in one go. The number of sins was never going to be realistic.

He clearly didn't enjoy the movie.

Why would he sin that? Titanium is a lightweight metal.

@@ChrisCaramia You know what I mean. Robot = heavy. Certainly too heavy to run off with under your arm like that. Titanium was just the first thing I thought of cuz it sounded heavy.