Everything Wrong With Cocaine Bear in 21 Minutes or Less
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Cocaine Bear is pretty fun. It could have been more fun. It's basically just the one joke over and over. Anyway, here are its sins.
Next week: Recent-ish action sins, recent comic book sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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@Cheeseanonioncrisps 11 ай бұрын
I have a friend who worked a student cinema showing of this film. Apparently the best part was when an audience member yelled out "FUCK EM UP PADDINGTON!" during one of the action scenes.
@JuICyBLiinGeR 11 ай бұрын
Something happened like that when I watched the first Avengers movie as Hulk slammed Loki around. One guy yelled “bro… lol bro rewind that!”
@Poe-007 11 ай бұрын
Lol 🐻
@jeromevaleska2014 11 ай бұрын
If for whatever reason this ever re-releases I know what I’m doing.
@SteampunkHorse 10 ай бұрын
I live to be that kind of person
@SteampunkHorse 10 ай бұрын
@@jeromevaleska2014me too
@ronaldeliascorderocalles 11 ай бұрын
I'm still surprised that scene with kids doing cocaine was not considered controversial at all.
@FoolsGil 11 ай бұрын
I heard Elizabeth Banks did get some flack for that actually
@moneyjunkie2805 11 ай бұрын
@@FoolsGil doubt it Hollywood has done some crazy shit
@VicenteTorresAliasVits 11 ай бұрын
Probably because they weren't technically doing it. I mean, they put it in their mouths, not their noses, and they didn't even swallow it.
@KoltVEVO 11 ай бұрын
I’d like to think that the people going into this weren’t the type of people to get all mad over kids trying cocaine, considering a bear did it and all. If it was any other movie though it probably would have got controversial
@arctic3007 11 ай бұрын
@@VicenteTorresAliasVits i'd imagine they ingested some amount of it from it becoming mixed with saliva, unless they spat a bunch/risned with water. didnt see the whole scene, also having no info on cocaine im assuming it can still be absorbed into your bloodstream thru stomach. either way having kids in contact with cocaine is something i would assume people would start a twitter rant about.
@DOOMStudios 11 ай бұрын
I’m just surprised that they managed to make this story into a full length feature film lmao.
@motherplayer 11 ай бұрын
Another one of those wild stories that ultimately ends up pretty mundane when you hear the rest of it, so they take advantage of the idea and make a movie around the silliness of it's potential.
@ashtonwise 11 ай бұрын
Full length masterpiece *
@demonmaster666 11 ай бұрын
May the bear rest in peace 😔
@nathankushner7007 11 ай бұрын
I'm glad they did
@stunt94u 11 ай бұрын
The bear died and didnt went on a rampage (im fun at parties)
@ChandlerSomborac 11 ай бұрын
Fun fact, throughout the entire production the working title for the movie was Cocaine Bear. Then when it came to actually finding a name for it, they said we've got nothing better let's stick with Cocaine Bear.
@monicarenee7949 11 ай бұрын
That makes so much sense now lol
@Pigismal 11 ай бұрын
untitled goose game energy
@steveouk90126 10 ай бұрын
Snakes on a Plane was the same way.
@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 8 ай бұрын
Like SNAKES ON A PLANE or my personal nightmare, BEDBUGS IN MY CAR.
@ProWierdchamp 5 ай бұрын
Fun fact, Elizabeth Banks directed the movie
@DoomRulz 11 ай бұрын
This movie is 90% people walking through the woods, 10% cocaine bear and somehow, it still kept my attention. This is the kind of film RLM would have roasted in an episode of Best of the Worst under different circumstances.
@choochoopicklepie 11 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing. Cocaine bear didn’t spend much time cocaine bearing
@samgomez9942 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, instead they roasted it on HitB
@joebuck4957 11 ай бұрын
They reviewd it on half in the bag and hated it.
@geomania8533 11 ай бұрын
Feels like a Legendary Godzilla movie, 90% human 10% kaijus. WHICH SUCKS
@sithyarael6807 11 ай бұрын
Oh it is based off a true story. Yet the bear was found dead after eating like 5 pounds of coke. This is just a funny movie and last one that Ray Liotta made. It is a turn off your brain movie
@amityislandchum 11 ай бұрын
The way the cocaine acted like a health serum for the bear was one of the best parts of the movie.
@carsonhunt4642 11 ай бұрын
I mean, that’s Pretty much how it works 😂😂
@Doomed-qu8yj 11 ай бұрын
@@carsonhunt4642 says someone who's definitely never even seen real cocaine
@twoblueuntapped886 11 ай бұрын
I want to see a Legend of Zelda style game but for Cocaine Bear 😂
@TiL_Deimos 10 ай бұрын
@@Doomed-qu8yjonce you start, you cant stop, i think thats what he was trying to refer to.
@JanG-nx2jf 7 ай бұрын
@@carsonhunt4642 No, that's how culture has portrayed cocaine
@Blasted2Oblivion 11 ай бұрын
I love that this whole movie comes from the fact that a dead bear was found in the woods once having ODed on cocaine.
@slayerdwarfify 11 ай бұрын
Oh so that really is what the movie is about. Every ad I got for it relyed on the name and only the name, nothing about the movie itself. I fr thought it was a parody of something until it actually released
@Blasted2Oblivion 11 ай бұрын
@@slayerdwarfify yep. In the real event, nobody was hurt by the bear. It just died from too much cocaine.
@KhanMann66 11 ай бұрын
The greatest High ever!
@Kai81194 11 ай бұрын
@Hitchbot true, the guy smuggling and dropping the cocaine died tho, but his co-pilot who allegedly knew nothing of the coke survived.
@jettanyx1 10 ай бұрын
@@NoviceElitethis way they can make a crazy ass movie and still claim “based on a true story”
@greenoffields 11 ай бұрын
9:42 This reminds me of a joke that tends to get more popular when city people move into the forest-side: “If a bear is chasing you but you don’t know what kind it is, climb a tree. If it chases you up the tree to kill you, it was a black bear. If it tears the tree down to kill you, it was a brown bear. If there’s no tree in sight, it was a polar bear.”
@BillPurkayastha 9 ай бұрын
If it claws your face off before you can reach the tree, it was a sloth bear.
@morticiaheisenberg9679 9 ай бұрын
Lol😂😂😂
@masere 5 ай бұрын
If it's got white on its nose, it's a cocaine bear.
@Darapsa 2 ай бұрын
@@masere Thank you!
@citizensane4387 11 ай бұрын
20:10 “Cocaine bear survives this…and this…by snorting more cocaine….oh, and she also survives all the cocaine!” 😂😂😂😂😂
@afterlight7632 11 ай бұрын
The funniest part of Cocaine Bear for me was looking down and realize the guy in front of me was on his phone switching between watching porn and playing mobile games beside his girlfriend. Great bonding experience for myself, my boyfriend and my little brother on his 17th birthday.
@theoguncleslappy9150 9 ай бұрын
Lol cool
@rolandosanchez1048 11 ай бұрын
The bear lived for like 2 mins in real life. Made a whole movie about it lol. Fact that the kids did a knife of pure cocaine (about a 8ball worth) to the mouth but had no reaction to it or didn’t OD is wild.
@Admiral_J_K 10 ай бұрын
The bear found the drugs, got high, ran maybe a hundred feet, refused to elaborate, and then died.
@lamelwinston7101 6 ай бұрын
Lol, more like a 7, those kids woulda been soooo high then maybe dead. They also woulda had a nice puke session together 1st. Lol
@akiraigarashi2874 5 ай бұрын
@@Admiral_J_Kroll credits
@ethontesmer4544 11 ай бұрын
While this movie may not be the best removing the sin at the end for Ray Liotta was well deserved. RIP what a legend!!
@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 11 ай бұрын
It's kind of amazing that the writers took "Black bear eats a shit ton of cocaine and died" and turned it into "Black bear eats a shit ton of cocaine and goes on a rampage the Slasher flick".
@geardog24 11 ай бұрын
It honestly would've made more sense to have the bear die, then have her cubs come back in the sequel.
@IceBear-jb1ip 11 ай бұрын
Coming this summer “Cocaine Bear-s”
@thefreddyfazter781 11 ай бұрын
@@IceBear-jb1ip Cocaine Cubs, if you will.
@TheFlock83 11 ай бұрын
Are you trying to get Cocaine Bear’s Revenge? Cause that’s how you get Cocaine Bear’s Revenge
@vincenzomarino9206 11 ай бұрын
@@IceBear-jb1ip "This time it's personal"
@Scaro15 11 ай бұрын
Was thinking of Cocaine Cubbies, and have multiple sequels like Air Buddies
@101mylo 11 ай бұрын
"Freddy urses Jason" as an animal lover I really appreciated that joke lol
@jeffs6090 11 ай бұрын
Same! Best joke in the whole video.
@ebonyhague7264 11 ай бұрын
This movie had me hooked from the start, the cherry on top was when the bear snorted coke off of a severed leg. Absolute gold.
@rexlumontad5644 11 ай бұрын
Cocaine Bear just wanted to go for a walk. A very enthusiastic walk.
@donlapham1265 11 ай бұрын
In the woods. At night.
@questionmaker5666 6 ай бұрын
So enthusiastic its heart stopped
@noahlopez2539 11 ай бұрын
Best part about this movie is at no point does it take itself seriously
@KDizzy6 11 ай бұрын
When I watched this film, after about 20 min. of Daveed's screen time, I was like, "It's like the producers wanted to have Ice Cube in this movie but couldn't get him so they settled for this guy." *me watching the credits* "Oh shit! That's Ice Cube's son!" Felt like a real ass after that. XD
@jeffs6090 11 ай бұрын
Giving you a sin for not knowing who Ice Cube's son is and thinking "this guy" just looks a lot like him. He played his young dad in Straight Outta Compton.
@KDizzy6 11 ай бұрын
@@jeffs6090 Sin me if you will, seems a little unnecessary as I already stated I felt like an ass but I'll take that L. In my defense, I didn't recognize him in this movie. I knew who he was in "Straight Outta Compton". Didn't know he was in anything else.
@_therook_if9036 11 ай бұрын
I don’t know how you can sin such a perfect movie as Cocaine Bear.
@air03man 11 ай бұрын
Brought to you by "transformers rise of the beast wars" featuring a bonus end credit scene in theaters this Friday
@hamstimanent107 11 ай бұрын
Apparently you can
@FruScarpia 11 ай бұрын
That’s why the sponsor was “Better Help,”come on…😂
@I.pray.to.George.Carlin 11 ай бұрын
Goes to show there is no such thing as perfection
@DrewskiGames24 11 ай бұрын
No movie is without sin
@Stekarmange 11 ай бұрын
That little girl putting a spoonful of allegedly premium grade cocaine would DEFINITELY feel the effects of this, even if she didnt snort it. Cocaine bioavailability is lower ingested but its still absorbed through the mouth and at the very least she would have a VERY numb mouth. Now it's blurred and I haven't seen the movie but that looks to be somewhere between 5-15g. She would be zootin' lol.
@Beertje21 11 ай бұрын
Experience?
@patmakesperfect 11 ай бұрын
I said the same thing when I saw it and yes from experience
@Stekarmange 11 ай бұрын
@@Beertje21 🤷♂️
@vincenzoditrolio6985 4 ай бұрын
How do you think she managed to run so far with a messed up leg
@bravepigster 11 ай бұрын
I love that this movie came from not only a story about a bear that did cocaine, but the comment that was left on that post where someone said “there was probably a small amount of time where it was the most dangerous apex predator on any fucking continent.”
@KmartNotWalmart 11 ай бұрын
I watched Cocaine Bear in theatres with a couple friends Best experience of my life
@Jadeleev 11 ай бұрын
Me too I’m happy I watched it in the movies
@EKUgrad1 11 ай бұрын
Were you high?
@paulharper4196 11 ай бұрын
Yeah my wife and I watched it on the big screen. Had an absolute blast.
@omniunown 11 ай бұрын
Same. I enjoyed it way more than whatever they did to Return of the Jedi a few weeks later
@sithyarael6807 11 ай бұрын
Oh it is based off a true story. Yet the bear was found dead after eating like 5 pounds of coke. This is just a funny movie and last one that Ray Liotta made. It is a turn off your brain movie
@juliashenandoah3965 11 ай бұрын
Looks like a masterpiece! The scene when the bear was dying but a small cloud of cocaine was enough to make him jump up again and spit out the bullet was hilarious.
@IWantToPetYourDog 23 күн бұрын
I see your Cocaine Bear and raise you Attack of the Meth Gator. That's actually a movie. 😂
@andrewconway8377 11 ай бұрын
I knew what I was getting going into this movie and I enjoy it for what it is. A fun, stupid movie that you can shut your brain off and just laugh at!
@mexicutioner5882 11 ай бұрын
it's sorta like kingsman, you enjoy it if you don't take it super seriously
@thunderd7904 11 ай бұрын
I went in with that mindset, but just found it more boring than anything. Too much humans walking, not enough bear ripping people’s guts out and tanking bullets.
@jazzora 8 ай бұрын
it COULD have been exactly that... if the whole movie had actually kept the energy of the ambulance scene
@matthewvorwald7169 11 ай бұрын
This movie is awesome. I saw it in the theater when it came out and have loved it ever since. We need more movies like this. Movies that don't take themselves seriously and are just plain fun.
@chaos_is_my_guilty_pleasure 11 ай бұрын
I am perfectly content existing without therapy as long as I can enjoy Cinemasins passive agressively tearing apart every movie in existence.
@meta527II 11 ай бұрын
I’m sure it’s a much better idea than a certain recent Winnie the Pooh-themed abomination.
@bloodwolfgaming9269 11 ай бұрын
I remember making that same joke/sin in the theaters to my buddy about the guy saying the bear's vagina was on his ear. I was just like "Unless he turned into a damn pretzel when the bear fell on him, there's just no way."
@ingeaten 11 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha
@diegovaldes3785 11 ай бұрын
I was hoping for a bonus round of every time the word "cocaine" was said
@emantabrizi8218 11 ай бұрын
12:06 ... Thank you for the Scott Seiss reference. He should've had a bigger role in this movie. He died rrrrrreally quickly.
@ironwolf5802 11 ай бұрын
My boyfriend and I saw the poster for the movie when we went to see Puss in Boots 2 and I just started laughing because thought it was a made up B horror movie. Later that week found out vary loosely based on a bear who had cocaine but the real one died shortly after having some of the dropped stash. The real lesson is, if it can kill a bear, it can kill you.
@jeffreybowen2068 11 ай бұрын
It can be so much worse than that... my fiancé (if I can still call her that) and myself are both recovering addicts. I was very fortunate in that I didn’t contract any kind of chemical imbalances due to my use... she however, wasn’t so lucky. She was diagnosed last year with schizophrenia and her mental state has steadily deteriorated. She is unrecognizable (in personality) from the person that I love. It’s as though she’s gone, but I still have to see her walking around... no longer the wonderful person that I fell in love with. Her mother and I are trying desperately to get her to seek treatment, but she’s convinced (because of the schizophrenia) that we’re trying to manipulate her and control her until we find the right time to end her life. It’s a horrible situation to be a part of, but there’s not much to do except keep trying to convince her that she needs treatment.
@dewolf123 11 ай бұрын
@@bull420840 I mean you have to try? The worse thing you can do to a loved one is give up on them when they need you the most. Cutting her off would likely just have her wound up dying from her addiction.
@blakeharris58 11 ай бұрын
Very*
@Baysidemom2 11 ай бұрын
@@jeffreybowen2068 I wish you well in your recovery, I hope your fiancée also gets there one day. I also hope you don't destroy yourself trying to help her 💕
@jeffreybowen2068 11 ай бұрын
@@Baysidemom2 I really appreciate that, I’m going to do what I can, but I’m not going to lose everything I’ve worked for to save someone who can’t be saved, if this last incident isn’t enough of a wake up for her, I’ll never convince her that she needs help.
@bagelmaster2498 11 ай бұрын
Ngl man this movie is pretty damn good if you don’t take it too seriously. I went in wanting to see a bear that liked cocaine and I got a movie about a bear that liked cocaine so I’m happy.
@kurtpunchesthings2411 11 ай бұрын
exactly lol it's just a silly fun movie that if your not uptight and can relax its a great movie
@DanClegg 11 ай бұрын
An utterly awful movie.
@ChaotiX1 11 ай бұрын
I went in with low expectations and was still disappointed. Who is the good guy in this movie? Are we supposed to be rooting for the fucking bear that killed like 40 people? The movie has no direction and makes zero sense.
@dewolf123 11 ай бұрын
@@ChaotiX1 You know what? Good for the movie I think ppl should just stop caring at this point about movies. They'll never live up to the memorableness like the past of Hollywood so it's pointless to keep hoping otherwise.
@ChaotiX1 11 ай бұрын
@@dewolf123 oh yeah we should just accept the future that Idiocracy showed us where everyone enjoys a 2 hr and 25 minute movie about some guys ass, affectionately titled "Ass". Thats the future you want, correct?
@twoblueuntapped886 11 ай бұрын
Fun fact: my girlfriend and I saw this in theaters and it was awesome, but almost beat for beat I caught most of these exact same sins in the theatre. I also leaned over to her and did the "it's over Anakin, I have the high ground" during that one scene as well 😂 And I don't say this to be like "I did it first, you're not original," I'm saying it to show that I watch so much of this channel that I can't watch movies normally anymore to the point I'm able to pick out the exact same sins before the sins video even exists, lol
@backwardsangels 9 ай бұрын
I just watched this movie and its by far the funniest horror movie I've ever seen, I was laughing my ass off the whole time 😭
@LoveHandle4890 11 ай бұрын
The biggest error with this masterpiece is the fact that it didn’t get nominated for any awards.
@giuseppeianniello1998 11 ай бұрын
It received 2 nominations at this year’s MTV Awards. Jesse Tyler Ferguson for Most Frightened Performance and the titular animal as Best Villain. Both lost against Jennifer Coolidge (The White Lotus) & Elizabeth Olsen (Doctor Strange) respectively
@VicenteTorresAliasVits 11 ай бұрын
I know you're joking, but for the record, it's still eligibile for a lot of award ceremonies. Will it make it to the Oscars? Probably not. Will it make it to one of the regional critics circle awards? Sure. Those one have unique categories, and that reduces the competition.
@Raincally 11 ай бұрын
I doubt it'll reach the Oscars since the Academy hates modern horror films (cough, cough, Nope movie), glad they did allow the Elizabeth Banks skit for this year's Oscars.
@giuseppeianniello1998 11 ай бұрын
@@Raincally The Exorcist: Am i a joke to you?
@Thecyborgman 9 ай бұрын
@@Raincallyit was a dogshit film why would it be considered for anything but a razz is?
@lindadoune 11 ай бұрын
Cocaine Bear: It exists: (infinite sins)
@Memelord2020 11 ай бұрын
Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone says “Cocaine” and “Bear”
@grfrjiglstan 11 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the movie that finally decides to ask the daring question: What if you made a Syfy Original Movie with maybe a 4% higher budget than normal?
@fromplaneteternium5314 11 ай бұрын
LITERALLY
@Mehow-ex2lj 11 ай бұрын
This should have been a 30 minute movie
@sithyarael6807 11 ай бұрын
RIP Ray Liotta. You will be missed. This was a great move to end your career. It brought all the laughs like all your movies did.
@SteveO760 11 ай бұрын
RIP Ray Liotta. I went into it looking for a fun time and I wasn't disappointed. Given current climate I was shocked they got away with 10 year olds doing coke.
@piperbird7193 11 ай бұрын
The bear really is in a Lexington shop. It's not really in a proper mall, but the place is called Kentucky Fun Mall. They decorate it for different holidays.
@TheCadet100 11 ай бұрын
“Freddy Ursus Jason” is one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard on this channel
@RyANWaLlEt 11 ай бұрын
Has EVERYONE forgotten the Better Help controversy? What even is this reality
@karine-v 11 ай бұрын
I was hoping I was not the only one disappointed by this ad.
@AutisticBearLover 11 ай бұрын
I literally just read about it before I found your comment😭
@dgvprincess7187 11 ай бұрын
The baby coke bears were my favorite part. They were so fucking cute. I just wanted to cuddle them.
@DH-xw6jp 11 ай бұрын
That's... That's a good way to lose a face. Cuddling Cocaine Cubs, and 1001 other disastrous ways to die.
@TreasuredTears 11 ай бұрын
The “God Bless You!” Moment was so perfectly done.
@Velg 11 ай бұрын
That Ikea joke 🤣
@Macephtopheles 11 ай бұрын
6:37 The thing about that is she'd still have got quite an effect from that. Sure she's meant to have spat some/most out but for the amount she put in her gob, she'd have inevitably swallowed some of the coke and most certainly had some absorbed into her gums and mouth. Snorting it is obviously quicker but there's no way she would be unaffected by that.
@Sumirevins 11 ай бұрын
I love the part when the Bear said "It's Cokain time" and Cokained all over the woods.
@jacobsonstudiosgoji 9 ай бұрын
this was one of my favorite movies of this year
@edwardznorton4881 11 ай бұрын
The black bear behavior information they share is complete and utter bull, black bears are EXTREMELY territorial, and if you get in a fight with one you're liable to die either way so the better option is to fight back lol
@AutisticBearLover 11 ай бұрын
Thank👏🏻you👏🏻
@calebwoodward9097 11 ай бұрын
Missed your vids man. Looking forward to more ❤
@firecrest3325 11 ай бұрын
Ai write a 1980s horror movie. Comes out like this. Writers: Let's replace killer with bear. Producers: done Writers: Errr okay... strike!
@SlothArchivee 10 ай бұрын
The scene when the sheriff is looking around after having shot the kid, the sheriff at one point just yells so fast "where's the bEAARRRRR?!?!?!?" and it cracks me up every time
@xxierarchuleta719 7 ай бұрын
The way he recognized the dude at 12:18 is just hilarious even if it is mistaken identity😂😂
@axelf9947 11 ай бұрын
My favorite part was when the bear said “it’s cocainin time” and then cocained all over the place
@Dill9540 11 ай бұрын
Saw this movie in theaters and it was hilarious
@superjackster0165 11 ай бұрын
Same. I saw it on opening night and everyone in the sold out theater was howling with laughter throughout the entire movie
@6starcrippin 11 ай бұрын
The Never Ending Story is such a good movie
@jaredzeno472 11 ай бұрын
The "In Loving Memory of Ray Liotta" part got me emotional 😢 😭. RIP LEGEND. Gone too soon
@lesbiennehouse9567 11 ай бұрын
hell yea, i was looking for something to watch as i eat lunch and hit this jay 😂😂😂
@sethmizrachi8337 11 ай бұрын
I had just finished rewatching Bojack Horseman when I saw this in theaters. I saw Margo Martindale's name in the opening credits and just knew she would kill somebody.
@GuitarGuy057 7 ай бұрын
Nothing. This is a cinematic masterpiece.
@othatsparks8818 8 ай бұрын
Another SIN is that in the actual story nobody died, just a dead bear
@musicmovienerd9179 11 ай бұрын
Cocaine Bear is the movie of all time. We can’t be out here sinning this masterpiece
@enbysheriff 11 ай бұрын
The moment the ambulance started to drive away, I completely lost it and was in absolute tears because it just hit me what I was watching. Something my boyfriend pointed out once we left was that the film has soooo many chances to make controversial/out-of-pocket jokes but surprisingly didn't
@iwatchkittenvids45 9 ай бұрын
I am SHOCKED that out of all the things you sin, you didn't sin the fact that the guy was pristine and identifiable after falling out of a plane onto a driveway without ever opening his parachute
@frantisekvrana3902 8 ай бұрын
14:45 I estimate that if he could climb that tree, he could jump from it to that roof. He could even do it from a small enough height to not break his legs on impact with the roof. Unfortunately, there is a decent chance that the roof would localy break and he would fall throught it.
@davidmcgill1000 11 ай бұрын
Honestly, we need more comedy slasher movies.
@canadafresh9737 11 ай бұрын
It’s a masterpiece. No need for sinning.
@Spedatr0n 10 ай бұрын
Me and my cousin watched this in theaters when it came out on our vacation. My uncle legit did a bunch of research for it before we went, and man did he also want to go, but they had to go somewhere else. It was so cool. The reactions were amazing!
@toddmerkel8403 11 ай бұрын
@3:59 I was thinking of chattahoochee Florida, glad that is cleared up now 👍
@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 11 ай бұрын
Moral of the story: Just because you *can* make a movie about anything, that doesn't mean you *should!*
@ingeaten 11 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 10 ай бұрын
@@Snake3417 Ehhh...
@rachelvieira397 10 ай бұрын
your comment is right but so where the decisions of the people that made this movie
@rachelvieira397 9 ай бұрын
@@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639I’m happy they made this movie it was a masterpiece
@Thecyborgman 9 ай бұрын
@@Snake3417movie fucking blew ass wdym
@blupunk01 11 ай бұрын
Thank you for noting the girl's room with "every 80s thing ever." I was a teenager in the 80s, and I remember being able to walk into someone's room and immediately being able to figure out their taste in music and other forms of entertainment based on their poster choices. Movies actually made in the era actually did a much better job of decorating rooms based on the personality of the character. Modern films set in the 80s often take the randomly-generated-list-of-80's-things approach.
@dttheimmortal2736 11 ай бұрын
21:28 As someone who lives in St Louis, this moment is made dumber when you know that there are 3 major colleges downtown STL that are basically just gigantic hospitals
@bent3736 9 ай бұрын
That Gmork outtake was soo on point
@grapeshot 11 ай бұрын
A crazy drugged-out version of the movie Grizzly.
@CutHardstylez 11 ай бұрын
I LOVED this movie, but I think the climax and ending could have been written better.
@superjackster0165 11 ай бұрын
I agree. I think it would’ve been better if Eddie and Daveed had met Sari and the kids much earlier because I would’ve loved to have their interactions more
@ellenjo86324 11 ай бұрын
"Freddie Ursus Jason" 😂. Your bountiful and brilliant bear puns are comedy gold.
@SaturdayAdventures 11 ай бұрын
"Freddy Ursus Jason" may be your finest joke ever.
@davidatkinson7474 10 ай бұрын
I found it far more entertaining than it had any right to be 🤣
@Comicsat420pm 11 ай бұрын
The script is 2/10 but the sins are 10/10 🎉
@AdamG1983 8 ай бұрын
Fun fact: The drug runner at the beginning of this movie is Matthew Rhys, co-star of "The Americans" with Keri Russell. With Margot Martindale, you have a reunion!
@danielanger1805 10 ай бұрын
Two things 1.im so glad they removed a sin for Ray liota's in memoriam 2.im adding a sin for when blonde in the bathroom said "we hid it UNDER the gazebo" when in fact it was ABOVE the gazebo not even considering how you could hide one underneath to begin with
@disasterdinosaur2925 11 ай бұрын
This movie was worth every penny to see in the theater. Ending went too soft but everything else was perfect.
@LadyKris3345 11 ай бұрын
I was looking forward to this. Thanks for showing me this Cinema sins. I, personally, am not a fan of the fact that they added children. Lots of unnecessary stuff going on and they add kids and cubs wtf? As always I appreciate this channel so much 😂👍🍿
@gene4438 11 ай бұрын
Movie of the Century Deserves all the awards
@buckwheat2890 11 ай бұрын
The fact this movie was even made is definitely the biggest sin. A close second? They got Ray Liotta in one of his final roles as part of the cast????
@Havingsights4009me 11 ай бұрын
0:00 I can’t tell if this would be a funny joke because the bear is on drugs
@joecool2987 11 ай бұрын
I definitely enjoyed this movie, but I kinda expected the laughs to hit harder
@dimension7prod 10 ай бұрын
Was waiting for a SOLO joke, was not disappointed. Thank you.
@Mox_Normandy 10 ай бұрын
''Freddy ursus Jason" is a banger line
@Vinnie_728 11 ай бұрын
I really feel like this just.. didn't need to be a movie.
@destronia123 11 ай бұрын
I loved this film. So campy and retro.
@purpledevilr7463 11 ай бұрын
2:28 you can definitely find that exact situation.
@rajgill7576 8 ай бұрын
The whole movie should have just been 1000 sins and rant over in 15 seconds lol
@richboyprado 11 ай бұрын
I usually enjoy your sins But cocaine bear is a cinematic masterpiece, and I mean that, sincerely
@jasonabernethy99 11 ай бұрын
10:38 This was one of the scenes I laughed at the hardest for, but not because of the movie's joke, Me and some friends were seeing it on one of their birthdays, and the cinema was fairly empty, And as soon as the door opened to show the bear some about 3 rows down for us goes "Hi how are ya?" in an uncanny Spongebob Squarepants impression,
@KaiserVarius 11 ай бұрын
Finally. I’ve been waiting for this.
@thisis_lungstar 11 ай бұрын
We all know the guy from Ikea.😂😂😂 I loved seeing this.
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