PING🔔

did he cough doe

That always bothered tf out of me

TerrorverseTV it shouldn’t, be clearly says he needs to cough to dislodge it, and he never coughs. Sin removed.

Nailed it!

True I though the same thing even though Caster was crazy but gee ran the house better.And didn't out up with men abusing kids..as the remorse he felt for shooting Archers son

Ronnie Williams spell check my bad. Basically he did better at protecting the home and Archers daughter he may be insanely crazy but didn't put up with the rape stuff and violence on children. Hence remorse for killing Archers son.

Very true. But I think that was intended. This whole experience made the real archer a better father. You learn in the beginning that his home life is a mess because he takes his family for granted.

Very true didn't think about that.Archery had more loyalty for work than his family until the face change role reversal.

@@FaceFamous he was a psychopath, he only saved the girl to look good.

Damn it man 😂

Yikes lol.

because rape allegations

that surprises me because he is so good at playing the psycho in this movie, he looks like he's having a ball through the whole movie!

That makes all the sense. Sean is the opposite of Troy - Even the blood type. Troy kills Sean's son, Sean adopts Troy's. Troy kills, Sean protects.

As I recall, Castor Troy was still alive at the end.

He protec, he attac, but he also adop son

Hi

Sean is a good guy Troy is a bad guy The kid is innocent.. The kid remind him of his dead son Simple as that

No more drugs for that man

@@julesf.meloborges811 I'm disappointed we didn't get a sin reduction for that line.

Also number one on the list of "Things you would never hear Mario say while he's on a Nintendo system".

"I'm gonna steal the declaration of independence"

​@@SarimFaruque "me and my clone are gonna have a 3 way with the declaration of independence" Cage on SNL

@@salmonking1960 My fav is "put the bunny back in the box."

no way, every line in Vally Girl was better!

Duno A Apparently some of the actors were too.

According to IMDb, the writers conceived Face/Off as being set in the future, and John Woo made it contemporary.

@@VonWenk also there's an old Indian movie with exact concept but plot is little more cohesive than this one. It's name is "Don".

Along with Ketamine, Heroin, and Meth.

Im high as hell rn, this movie makes _all_ the no sense to me.

My Profile Picture is by Hatomame, will all you perverts stop asking What the fuck is your profile picture of?

It's a reaction to a peach being eaten for hours.

But who the fuck is it, you piece of shit?

My Profile Picture is by Hatomame, will all you perverts stop asking Oh, really? Well, who's it by?

Jaguar Paw The happy owner of a peach.

same

The plot is not so "Dumb" per si. It's just too hard to justify all that mumbo jumbo science. I love the idea of changing identities physically with your worst enemy, in a modern-day scenario, with Gun Fu action, Cat-and-mouse chases and a revenge. All that would be really hard to make it in a reasonable movie logic, so... let's use Comic Book logic and just have fun!

Amen, brother

This is one of the best action movies ever made

for sure. John Woo being conflicted about what was gonna happen in Hong Kong in the late 90's gave us this and Hard Target

i agree, it's the trifecta of 90s awesomeness. fond memories:)

and in each of those movies, Nic Cage goes flying through the air due to an explosion.

Same that scene bothered me so much as a kid

RoboCunnilingus They explain it in the movie I think. Something to do with sign language maybe? Been a long time since I saw it.

RoboCunnilingus Probably paving road for the sequel: Hands/Off.

Igorcastrochucre To which, would be the prequel of Zoolander, starring the hand model legend J. P. Prewitt (David Duchovny).

RoboCunnilingus Because it's not enough that the plot has to revolve around a couple of face transplants AND the movie has to be called Face/Off AND Castor Troy has to have a scene where he repeatedly mentions wanting to take Sean Archer's face off. John Woo also needs everyone to touch everyone else's face. Just to hammer the point home.

Igorcastrochucre f'king LOL!!!!

Jacob Wilson Plus the 250+ MPH impact into the metal grate...

DARTHMOBIUS Minor detail.

Jacob Wilson lol

Would it melt steel beams?

Carrot Spy was waiting for this comment

The groovy pain killers.

Or take for that matter.

Stef Murray how he still manages to have lips and eyelids is beyond me

Stef Murray 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wolfaesthetic fucking lol

FlareKnight Totally awesome!

Road house!

Shpoovy Off. Face?

Shpoovy Off.

FlareKnight Could you please repeat that... I didn't quite catch it !!

McJaews "What's Face/Off?" -Liam

McJaews "WHENS MAHVEL" -Woolie

McJaews "Meow." -Zach

McJaews "ppl stop trying to quote yourselfs. nothing you do is important" -unknown

McJaews "Everyone talk about Face/Off" -Matt

John woo just rehashed the ideas he used in his hong kong movies in this one

And... Smell my hand!

*His face* … _off_

His face///////OFF

Maybe Sean loves lobsters I mean I adore lobsters and I can eat 5 easily

That ticked me off too when I watched the movie, but then again she may be pescatarian or quit being vegetarian, but I'm with you on this.

Vegetarians eat fish or maybe she didn't eat it?

@@duckielove2286 they haven't had sex for years

GOOD ONE

MrsBananaPhone I took that statement in the same way as a dude boosting he's really huge, as if a douchebag like that would perform oral on someone for even 15 mins :P

Barbayat Bloodwater He's a sociopath in the film. I wouldn't be surprised at reckless and compulsive sexual acts, 6 hours isn't that crazy. But then comes the murdering sooo....not exactly win-win for the possessor of the peachy posterior MrsBananaPhone Challenge....accepted!

I can...but after 45 minutes, she makes me stop because she can't take any more orgasms.

Rodgerinho Actually, yes. Too many orgasms. Sorry you aren't good enough for it to happen to you. Keep practicing.

kratoscallofduty Hahahahaha. Yes. Of course. Too many orgasms. She's a kind person to say that. Because it's possible to have too many orgasms. It's the intense physical and mental stimulation that gets boring after a while, huh? That often used comment, I'm getting tired of these orgasms. Incidentally, I do realize your ego is puffed up beyond your ability to see over it, but a girl's ability to have an orgasm is in fact her own ability, NOT yours. You talk about being good in bed as though it's entirely your effort. You're not re-fitting a car, there are two of you involved, and an arrogant lover isn't a good one. You're (maybe) lucky enough to have a sexually responsive person with whom you share a connection. If you aren't just lying, then you have something special, and you're letting arrogance overshadow it. If you sleep with enough women you'll realize that some girls don't have the same comfort with their sexuality, and if they do, it's their own growth, development and experience. Women are far, FAR more mental in their attraction, it's not as much to do with the physical, so if she's turned on and responsive, it has a lot more to do with what's going on in her head, than what you're doing physically. Which is why some women can literally orgasm without even touching themselves. Long story short, stop taking credit for something that's not yours. Be grateful and appreciative of your girlfriend. And bear in mind that women do stop being lubricated, it starts to become painful after a while, it's the same as guys losing their erection after a while, it's a natural thing, mostly because sex as a biological act has no purpose in longevity.

smell my hand

Smell my hand

After you pick your as*hole

I fell out laughing like he was so easy to replace..we have a stunt double son now. So Fuck Michael! :-) lmao

+Marian Dani lmbo ikr

Oh those where the good old days.....they should re-do all of their earlier ones to present length! Ideas IDEAS!

Stephen Aderanti I know they don't do this, but if we are persistent enough, they could do to The Last Airbender what they did to Dragonball Evolution. But I don't see that happening, but hey, I can dream can't I?

DoctaDaKing remember when the dislike button worked?

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Kisaac717 If you don't like watching longer movies of the same stuff, then stop watching the videos and quit bitching. You've got zero right to complain if you make the conscious choice to watch regardless you know.

Ronald Coleman that or "Hand/Off"

Smell my finger..... Eww, what is that... Doofy...my ass Scary movie.

They will get the miraculous plastic surgery to restore their faces

Bjørn Edvard Holmberg Yeah, it's so he can be a mascot in a car commercial.

Bjørn Edvard Holmberg Woah, hold the wild theories there, pal.

Bjørn Edvard Holmberg His face... *off*!

Bjørn Edvard Holmberg You don't get it, he'd like to take his face... off!

Bjørn Edvard Holmberg What he'd like? Please come again.

Greatest concept for a movie ever.

The cynabytes twins! Weee

When I get married I don't want to kiss my new spouse, I just want to smell their hand.

L1am21??? How would ya get that from smelling my hand?

Vyce Bozeck thought we were talking about smelling our new brides hand why would i smell yours. p.s its a joke

L1am21 Ah. I get it now.

Reilly Daniel I was thinking of other things at the time.

I didn’t see this till I was hooking up with my boss. Who is 14 years older than me. I was 36 and she was 50. And while watching this she gave me the best dome I ever had. A few times actually. We not together no more. I didn’t like the fact her and my mom got along so well. And remember Elvis the same way. My point was that it was a pretty decent movie for the time. I didn’t see it till almost 20 years later.

@@albertomarruffo6279 interesting

DarknessInferno15 he ejaculated for the first time

DarknessInferno15 Nicolas. Cage.

DarknessInferno15 believe me, i'm dying over here.

DarknessInferno15 it gets worse dont watch it

MichaelKlump I watched this movie once, about 10 years ago, when I was a kid. I remember fuck all. So, no, I did not.

I think we all liked this movie we just didnt realize how bad it was till now like a high budget b movie

It's like Freaky Friday, but with guns.

An excellent observation

How sure are you on this? They don't even look a little bit similar.

Same

They want to take the face......off.

The... face..... OFF??? No....

TheReelCorner the face.... OFF!!!!

Pyrite Paladin So, what you're saying is they're going to take the face...off?

TheReelCorner Olaf.....His face Olaf

smell my hand

That made you vomit wow whats wrong with people these days they become so weak

Who are you looking at in your profile pic? I'm driving in mine but who are you looking over at? Are you about to smell ravens hand?

PEACHES 😈

That was Nicholas Cage tho

Jeffrey Heesch No you smell my hand

Jeffrey Heesch God, your hand smells so bad, it makes me want to take my face....... OFF!

***** The internet is under my thorough surveillance... and control.

Harmless Black Guy LOL!

Harmless Black Guy his face................... off...!

Murcia doxial I want to get legally-prescribed whatever drugs he was taking.

.....off!

Harmless Black Guy not face what.....FACE.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................OFF!

I was worried about that, too! And after watching this episode, nope, still love the sheer lunacy of Face/Off. Classic.

It makes this movie even more entertaining.

Yep!! Prior to that scene there were countless times it should have dislodged but didn't lol

That's high praise.

My cock can became as big as a jet plane

Ashleigh Jones Oh hell yes!

Oh yea. :)

Ashleigh Jones I'm honestly surprised that they haven't done it already lol

NOT THE BEES

Ashleigh Jones & The Rock

19:07

***** I'm a dummy

I poke my niece's forehead and say boop whenever I visit, she loves it, kids are literally entertained by anything.

***** The movie was trippy, I'll agree with you, on that.

***** i remember it was awsome at the time, years later rewatching it I noticed alot of sins mentioned... it's truly a guilty pleasure

I don't think this movie was meant to be taken that seriously. I see it as a silly action movie...and I love it xD

it has some of the best acting I've ever seen (especially between Travolta and Cage) and great action sequences.

Devil's Advocate I see you're living up to your username!

That films a load of Pollox

Smell.my hand. Just wiped.

It's also a big middle finger to the Hollywood franchise who takes its medicore output too seriously

You can know the year... you dont need the date...

You misspelled it as well

It would be one minute this is how it would go Everything *ding* 9000,0000,0000 sins

Eddie Cortez Good cos sharknado freakin sucks. Flyin sharks in a damn tornado?? I mean come on already!

I can just imagine Jeremy rage-quitting half way through the movie.

***** I imagine it would just be a black screen with Jeremy uttering that there are no good scenes.

Eddie Cortez everything wrong with sharknado? that's easy everything

Hahahaha

Or cock/pussy

Even when I first saw this movie, I thought "How off the books can an operation be that you can cover it up by killing three people?"

do ot Because that isn't a sin. Back when I swam competitively we would do that distance easily and wouldn't even be all that tired after it. Once you set a pace in swimming you can go for ages.

***** didnt know his character was a competitive swimmer

john doe You don't need to be. All you need to be is reasonably fit and able to set a pace. And based on the shit he does in this movie, I would say he's more than fit enough. Also, it's easier to swim in the sea than in a pool as you are more buoyant.

@@niallreid7664 Can't tell if you're serious or not. No, you can't swim to land from a prison that's located in the middle of the sea. People don't have enough endurance to swim that far. And that's not to mention that the tides would likely pull you away from your destination. For example, even proffesional swimmers who have Navy Seal experience get lost just miles out from land. Also, another example are those who tried escaping Alcatraz by using rafts no less. It's largely believed none of them survived, although their bodies were never located due to the vastness of the ocean. Because of the currents, waves and having no food, the most common belief is that their rafts gave out and they eventually sank due to not having enough stamina to remain afloat.

@@niallreid7664 No, just being in shape doesn't make you a good swimmer.

IamTheBombardier maybe if you’re like 12 years old, yea

IamTheBombardier it honestly confuses me how anyone could think that scene was funny

@@katc2040 it's a Nicolas Cage meme, grow a sense of humor

true

If you can transplant faces perfectly you can do anything

THATS what you don't believe in this film?

Lazy Bear Lol no muscles don't contain blood, veins and arteries do.

Yep, anyone who's at the least ever had a blood test would likely know that you will have an incredibly hard time getting blood into a syringe if the needle isn't in a vein or artery first... plus blindly jabbing the needle directly in without even looking would have about a one in a trillion chance of landing in a vein. Most people: 1, movie: 0.

Because it's awesome.

agree

Because the movie understands its silliness and tongue-in-cheek nature and decides to embrace it fully, making it an overall fun and awesome action film. :)

It is an entertaining shitty movie if nothing else.

Yes. Nothing says "embracing silliness" more than hamfisted, gratuitous religious imagery.

+john kelly And that's the fact. Thank you.

Nah, he was already a dangerous evil psychopath even before that point, hence is the reason he’s tried to kill Archer because he was on his case.

Same 😂😂😂

alldayagain you mistook + for -

alldayagain you forgot to subtract the 10 million sins for Nick Cage trying to be John Travolta and John Travolta trying to be Nick Cage and then nick cage as John Travolta trying to act like Nick Cage and then John Travolta as Nick Cage trying to act like John Travolta

***** my head... I need to lie down.

***** I think *succeeding* is a slightly better term!

alldayagain they could've done a bonus round with nic cage overacting facial expressions! darn it...

Im Körper des Feindes

Much better

So why take his face... Offf?

Nice it’s not. It’s too obvious and straightforward. Face off has double meaning. And they didn’t switch bodies, just faces...

Im Körper des Feindes = "In the body of THE enemy", but whatever :p