Percy: "Sometimes these gods have children as humans, called half-bloods." Sean: "Or bastards." Percy: "I am one of them." Hilarious 😂😂

IMO, the Percy Jackson books should have been adapted into an animated series, with each season covering each book. Admittedly, the books aren't super-long, so each season could have some stuff added, like character arcs and such. The romances that were pushed to the side in the books, for one, and perhaps a flew flashbacks here and there that expanded on Thalia's friendship with Luke and Annabeth. You get the picture. An animated series would have also allowed them to show the full scope of how powerful certain characters are.

To be fair to the "Daughter of the god of war" thing, Ares was only able to start wars, not really finish them. ATHENA was the goddess of battle TACTICS, so having Ares's daughter go mindlessly into a battle scenario without a plan and getting her ass kicked kinda makes sense. (Although I doubt the writers of this movie put that much thought into it.)

Ares may have been the god of war, but he was more of a brute. Athena was the wise and strategic one.

I actually think Tucci was damn great casting for Mr. D and it’s a shame we only got to see him in this movie

I'd like to point out that Kronos's true form is so powerful that just standing in the same room is enough to burn a mortal/demigod alive, regardless of if you're looking or not. Thus, had Kronos risen again like in this movie, they'd all be dead. End of story. Titan lord wins. Mass fatality. TOASTY!

You know how you said that Luke forgot to take the pen? Well Riptide is magic and will always appear in his pocket unless he doesn't have any. It happened in the book.

To be fair with Clarisse, while Ares is the God of War he isn't so much about strategy (that's Athena) as he is about bloodshed and carnage. In fact, while he often started wars and jumped into them, the moment he got wounded he would retreat to Olympus while howling in pain. So yeah; by that logic, it actually would make sense for Clarisse to jump on the bull without a plan.

Nope, the Percy Jackson movie series is dead, Logan Lerman has confirmed this.

The Tyson CGEyse joke, in the wise words of The Joker, "If you have to explain the joke then IT'S NOT FUNNY!!" Seriously though it did get a chuckle out of me. Lol.

And in the beginning monologue, Percy says "four half-bloods coming to Camp Half-Blood"...LOL LET'S TAKE A STEP BACK. Is he saying GROVER, THE FUCKING SATYR, IS A HALF-BLOOD? WHAT IN THE GODS IS THAT?

Why don't they just turn Percy Jackson into an animated series?

It's been a few years since I read the first series, so correct me if i'm wrong- 1. Circe & Polyphemus lived on SEPERATE islands 2. Circe ran a Spa, using it as a modern update to her way of kidnapping and hexing people into animals 3. Annabeth played a big role in this book. Not only was she responsible for saving Percy from life as a guinea pig, I believed she helped in the escape from Polyphemus and stopping Luke from reviving Chronos early. 4. They could've easily put Scyilla's scene in here with CGI\Motion capture 5. Weren't Briares and the other Hundred Handed ones debuted in the Titan's Curse? (Tyson might've mentioned them here, but they didn't appear until the midpoint of the series). 6. Too many mythology & continuity mistakes to list. (Rick should try to reclaim the media rights & shop them around for an animated streaming series, maybe if things work out we'll get the Kane Chronicles & Heroes of Olympus adapted).

Also, the scene where Percy laments over never calling Tyson brother... It was touching. I can relate - I have a half-brother too, though he is not a cyclops. :)

May I Use your "the hell?" clip? I will give credit.

"What would she know about battle strategy?" That's Athena's department, specifically military strategy overall. Ares is the god of war, but he is hardly a military genius. He's more of a bloodthirsty berserker who throws a temper tantrum and runs back to dear old dad if he suffers so much as a tiny scratch while on the battlefield. Frankly, I'd be surprised if one of his children showed any military brilliance.

Please review Vampire Academy! That move is BAD. It has the gall to make twilight references, but it is just as BAD. SO. BAD. Gives this a thumbs up,PLEASE! I wasted part of my life on VA and I WANT JUSTICE!

For me, part of the fun of the Mist in the book series was imagining what normal ppl were seeing whenever Percy and Co. were fighting military zombies or running from the Nemian Lion, or being carried by a giant boar across the midwest.

7:06 Cue the Joker: "If you have to explain a joke, there IS no joke!!!!"

Mr D: whatever it's a terrible idea *few seconds later* Mr D: I've had a grand idea lol

Demigods weren't ever supposed to be using technology!

Rather than Hollywood rebooting good franchises such as Ghostbusters or Spider-Man (again..) can they reboot this and put more heart and soul into making it good? I was never bothered by the age increase for the characters as seeing that a lot of the action in the books would be difficult to translate with real children on film.

Where is Ra's al Ghul when you need him, Talia?

Christ, first they completely ignore Clarisse in the first film and then they botch her character here! Granted she's a bully and arrogant in the books so the movie has her down alright I suppose, but... she still had depth and did have this level of likeability and her own arc going on, things that this movie totally ignore! And not to be mean but Clarisse is _not_ supposed to be attractive like that! I know this might sound petty but since Clarisse is my favourite character in the series, this _reeeeally_ irks me.

The Titan's Curse won't happen because Rick himself refused to give them the rights. I'm both glad and sad. I'm curious to see who they're have play Nico and Bianca and Zoe. And the actress for Thalia was a good choice looks-wise honestly (if they use the same girl as they do in this movie).

Great episode as always, been waiting for this one :)

New cinematic excrement on my lunch break? Thank you!!!!

About the latitude and longitude lines appearing. I can kind of see that as Percy's brain, which for most of his life had been educated in normal human school, translating what his demigodhood was telling him in a way he would understand.

Despite the disclaimer at the beginning of all these episodes I hardly find the reviews to be vulgar or offensive in any way.

I liked Tucci as Mr. D, and his joke about Jesus was funny. But I have trouble believing that after so long having been cursed Dionysus would still be WASTING WINE!

The worst thing about the sea of monsters the film, was kronos.He as far as the ledgends go required the big three to defeat him [with the help of a rebel titan] which is reflected in krono's title the lord of time as opposed to little domians like sea or sky.The books also portray kronos as extremely powerful as luke had to kill himself to scatter the titans soul before he returned to full strenght which would leave humans obliterated by his mere presence and doomed the gods. The film however presents kronos as a volanic gaint who shows no magical powers, no command over time or for that matter any sign of him being titan as oposed to a red gaint.Thus he merely resorts to grabbing his enemys with clappsing hands. Then he is defeated by a sword that appears nowhere in the myths, but apparently still kills kronos, thus metal imbuded by a limited amount of godly power along with a half-human kills a titan who's greater than any other titan and far exceeds zuez-but not a glowing sword.Truly this is the greatest sacrilege making the 3rd most powerful being in the entire greek myths, into a red gaint with horns-raaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief and Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters is actually guilty pleasure movies from my teen years. I completely understand why people don't love these movies but I did enjoy the cheesiness and the actors at the time. I love your channel by the way! I was binge watching your reviews all yesterday. :) Keep up the great work! (Plus Nathan Fillion was my favorite part!)

Btw this movie has the best manticore EVAR. :D He's adorable. I half expected him to speak, too. Probably was supposed to be Mr Thorn from the books before his lines were cut, and oddly no-one explains what is he doing there helping Luke.

I think the only reason the pjo fandom wants to see a third movie is to see nico and who they cast as nico

Please... keep making videos. My wife and I really love these.

"If's a terrible idea.......... I'VE HAD A GRAND IDEA" "I like him 😅"

Sean Moore, I personally love your jokes. The long pause that follows, however, could be shortened by a second or two. Just an insensitive thought. Thanks. Oh, and keep up the great work. Love the channel.

The quests Grover was referring to happen in a separate book that Riordan had released called the demigod files, but none of them take place in between the first and second books, they happen in between the fourth and fifth, so how Grover knew about them, i'm not sure.

"'it's the only place on earth save for our kind''... And Camp Jupiter, LOL

As an avid reader of the series, I hated these movies. However, Logan Lerman was at least nice to look at...until he cut his hair. Seriously, the longer hair was WAY cuter and so much more Percy-ish.

That ending with Kronos coming alive was a poorly written mess. It didn't make any sense and was the biggest piece of bull shit against the plot of the book.

I'll assume there was a large gap in posting videos? I'm a new sub. 'Hope you tube posts more recent ones. Love your work!😀

I guess you could say he isn't an ABLE actor! =D

I'm glad I decided to finish reading sea of monsters before watching the review. And I thought your eye jokes were great they had me laughing.

Hopefully third time will be the charm for Percy Jackson movies, if the film makers have any sense (which we can doubt at this point) the third film will be closer to the source material, they'll chance screenwriters and director and they'll cast Asa Butterfield as Nico Di Angelo.

When the ground shook right before that bull, I thought to myself: "Earthquake?", "No, captain, battle formations"

The god of the SEA wont lisent at a LAKE!

I cry every time. I've read the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series and the Heroes of Olympus series four times. These movies are just utter stupid bitch ass trash. Percy Jackson could've been the next Harry Potter. The movies could've brought so many peoples' favorite characters to life. But no, the people who worked on this movie completely and utterly butchered it. Fuck them. I hope in years to come Percy Jackson gets the justice he deserves, and either gets accurate movies with most of the scenes from the books in them, or a television series with every scene. Please, PLEASE, NEVER MAKE MOVIES LIKE THIS AGAIN.

That ending clip is always my favorite

I loved your eye jokes.

All of the things that Grover says Clarisse did, were all done by Percy. Albeit later in the series, but they weren't done by Clarisse except for the Chariot one. But even then Percy helped her in that.

Are we not gonna talk about how the box with the remains of Kronos looks exactly like the Ark of the Covenant?

You are my new hero!

This series should have been made into a mini series

Has everyone who read the Percy Jackson books forgotten that ALMOST NOBODY (except for a select few who are powerful) can survive Tartarus? When Luke said he had to crawl or climb or whatever he did through the depths of Tartarus, I choked with laughter.

Now now, I think a few dozen puns every so often are good for the heart.

Way to completely waste the talents of Giles and Captain Mal Reynolds, movie! Great review, Sean! I really hope the next review is Superman Returns! Or Spider-Man 3, that's cool too. Also, Nathan Fillion was referring to Firefly!

I really don't understand the concept of making a third movie as they basically combined the rest of the books in to one,I mean Kronos already died! So why make another movie? That's the whole point in the book! Even though we somehow managed to survive through the movie.....I must say this....KRONOS WAS SUPPOSED TO USE LUKE AS A HOST BODY! NOT EAT HIM UP!

Haha awesome video !

And so the sequel that nobody asked to the movie most people hated, is now (apparently) getting another sequel. The irony.... Thanks for tackling this one :)

Ok the thing about the movie that I hated was when Tyson and Percy met at a special kids school, and 3 bullys turned into big monsters with flaming cannonballs, Tyson saves Percy, they blow up school, Annabeth finds them. U know, that. But Tyson is supossed to be a mindless, almost bald, doesn't know how to talk, baby cyclops not a stupid teenager that has a whole head of hair and talks to dang much. And I thought Luke was like possesed by Kronos when he got the fleece on the tomb? Gods. Help me!

Logan Lerman was signed for three Percy Jackson movies, I'm not sure if they'll be making the third or not, but I heard they were already planning Lost Hero, which would technically be the sixth movie

Yay! A new episode!

7:23 I didn't catch that pun and i laughed my ass off when you explained it.

You deserve more subscribers

I like that in the intro, the music is ''light em' up'', the Leo Valdez theme song and that 65 people in my country died in a club, Colectiv, while lhistening to that

Love the eye jokes! Does that mean my phone is an "Eye Phone"? After all, it's only got one big eye!

I hope he's talking about "Batman & Robin."

I actually smiled because of your iota joke. However, Polyphemos should have no eye sight at all since Odysseus pierced his eye with a large wooden stake.

Having just watched the first two episodes of the new Disney + adaption I can safely say this new adaptation blows this and the first movie in terms of faithfully adapting the source material and managing to be a better adaptation in general.

22:35 Was that... did you just make a Zero Punctuation reference?! I think I may love you.

Excellent, a new video! Funnily enough, I didn't find this movie to be particularly terrible, but yeah, I wasn't expecting a sequel either. Like you said, these movies butcher the source material, but at least I found this movie to be better than the first one. Could've been worse....

Superman 4, batman and robin, green lantern...oh what could it be...I do hope you review food fight though. Would so love to see your reactions to that.

I am so glad that I didn't watch percy jackson: the sea of monsters, because it strays so far from the story of the books that it shouldn't be called percy jackson: the sea of monsters, but should actually be called percy jackson: shit happens.

I saw this in theatres, if I recall correctly. I’ve seen a variety of movies in theatres.

Question; if Polythemus had the golden fleece why didn't he use it to heal his eye?

How does he get his pen back? I mean in the books is has a cap, but in the movies, does it have a button on it's hilt? because if so, what happens when he hits someone over the head with it?

I can't believe this was directed by the same guy who directed the 2010 film Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Have you ever seen it, Sean?

Yay!! No sequel has been made yet. xD Your wish came true!!

When Grover talks about the stolen Chariot and the Bronzes Dragon quest, those where actually in the book, The Demigod Files. But Clarisse only appeared in one of the three stories in the book. So Wtf. I understand that the directors tried to bring this series into play by fixing some of the problems from the last abomination, like Annabeth's hair, or Mr D, but its almost like they gave up and knew the series would come to a end early and just threw in the fight with Kronos. Which if you read the 5th book, he never appeared in his true form. So again, wtf.

you should definitely try collaborating with cinemasins and screenjunkies !! XD

I'm disappointed this series didn't turn out better. Didn't read the books, but I really love both Greek mythology and modern-day fantasy.

I had an English assignment where we had to write a back cover for a book we had read, and one kid did sea of monsters. But he obviously just watched the movie. He even said "Chrons ate Luke". Yes,he spelled robust with a c.

"Nice boy - Ah say, nice boy, but about as shahp as a sack o' wet mice!" Love it. tavi.

I commented on this videos some time ago using someone else's account but it just came to me re-watching this that Grover was referencing the demigod files when Clarisse lost her father's chariot. Due to the fact that her brother's the gods of fear sabotage her and brought the Chariot to Staten Island Percy then told Clarisse that he would not tell anyone about the incident

This may sound like a silly question, but the movie hammers in the camp is done for if they can't heal the barrier tree. What exactly kept the camp safe before they got it? Also, how did Luke find them? It was established you need a satyr to find the place.

My Songs Know What You Did in The Dark. Nice music taste.

13:53 Awesome. Just GREAT.

In every mission Grover mentions Percy actually was there, but Clarisse was only in one.

8:53 In all fairness, Ares is the god of war, yes, but he represents the more brutal aspect of war. The front line guns blazing kind of war. The strategic aspect of war was the duty of Athena, like they said in the previous film, "Goddess of Wisdom and Battle Strategy"

Given next month is May I'm guessing the film could be The Last stand, x-men origins wolverine or spider man 3.

5:36 I wonder how that went down. Clarisse: Hey dad, here's your chariot back. Ares: Ah, ok. Clarisse:... Ares:... Clarisse: So...should I go now? Ares: Yeah. Clarisse: Yeah.

Update: They binned the third movie. Now we get a Disney Plus Series remake.

That "eye" pun made me C.G.cry

I remember this movie. Bearly

This scene at 6:00 is a giant middle finger to the fans. These quests are all either chapters from the books, or short stories that took place in between the main storyline. With the exception of Ares chariot, Percy saved the day or played a big role in saving the day in all of them. And in the case of Ares Chariot, Percy and Clarisse retrieved it together, but Percy let her take all the credit so she could win some of her father's favor (seriously Ares is a terrible dad, even by godly parent standards). It's like the filmmakers want us to know that, indeed, they did read the books - and they are ignoring them completely. Nice.

I get the distinct impression from interviews that, behind the scenes, Logan Lerman actually did not give a damn

Wait what the fuck did fall out boy seriously let their song be used for this movie's sound track? In the scene where he rescues the other camper instead of winning...I hope I'm not going insane.

12:29 No Smeghead, I think you mean "Iota stop making I jokes."

What makes this movie hurt sooo bad to the fans of the books is that this is honestly one of the best books out of all 10. The first book was a bit weak, introducing us to characters and not really pushing the story along. But THIS book, the Sea of Monsters was great and they could of done soooo much with it, but instead they took a true shit on the fans. It truly was a piece Cinematic Excrement *roll credits*