"Paging Dr. Freud" Freud: Hell, no. I'm not going anywhere near that psycho.
@jbvader7212 жыл бұрын
Freud would gouge out his eyes and fall deeper into the pits of Hell before touching that creep.
@KattMurr4 жыл бұрын
"They had the chemistry of ammonia and bleach" 😂🤣😂🤣 best quote ever!!!!
@JediMcFly7176 жыл бұрын
Christian Gray makes Glenn Quagmire look classy and dignified!
@gageperuti55196 жыл бұрын
JediMcFly717 Hell, he makes MEL GIBSON look like a friggin gentleman.
@anikmonette21404 жыл бұрын
And less creepy! Seriously, some close up of Jamie Dorman's face reminded me of some old pictures of Ted Bundy.
@Blackrose200714 жыл бұрын
AMEN
@ahmataevo4 жыл бұрын
GIGGITY
@catspawgardner32133 жыл бұрын
Quagmire's infatuation with Lois is tamed compared to Christian, Jose & Rapey McGee's (Anna's boss) obessession with Anna.
@masonallen39616 жыл бұрын
I think if Sigmund Freud, Alfred Kinsey, and Wilt Chamberlain attended a screening of any of the Fifty Shades movies it would only take 10 minutes before they ran out of the theater screaming and trying to tear their own eyes out.
@JediMcFly7176 жыл бұрын
Tyler Hill you forgot quagmire from family guy
@HenshinHeroesMedia6 жыл бұрын
If I want a good story involving BDSM, I'd play Dragon Age Inquisition and try to romance Iron Bull.FYI he gets BDSM right or some type of rough sex. If there's a no , he obeys it and sets limits better than Christian Grey.
@albertschoise80915 жыл бұрын
JediMcFly717 and Cleveland
@Vernydog926 жыл бұрын
You know this is just an episode of Criminal Minds BEFORE the guy starts committing murders leading up to his target which is his mother. That is basically what these movies are.
@LaineMann6 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Criminal Minds has WAY more nuance then this.
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid6 жыл бұрын
But Criminal Minds is entertaining and doesn't make me want to drink Bleach.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
Super Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle Squid I'd have to bludgeon Jennifer Love Hewitt to death first.
@tastyloaf54876 жыл бұрын
What kind of self-esteem must a woman have to want a guy like that? Oh, she tells me herself. _"I'm nothing."_
@jenniferpruitt65346 жыл бұрын
K. J. VernFeathers 50 Shades is only romantic because the guy is a billionaire. If this was set in a trailer park, it would be a Criminal Minds episode.
@thema19986 жыл бұрын
It's funny that Fifty Shades franchise started out as Twilight fan fiction. This franchise makes Twilight look like Shakespeare by comparison. I didn't even think that was possible!
@masonallen39616 жыл бұрын
How had Christian not received multiple restraining orders from several different woman over the years?
@carlystur6 жыл бұрын
"Because shut up" as this show's host likes to say. Absolutely unbelievable how stupid these movies are.
@Domino3656 жыл бұрын
Because the author is a Twilight fan.
@zandatsudragon88606 жыл бұрын
Cuz plot
@ObligedUniform6 жыл бұрын
Because they clearly all enjoyed Kinky fuckery (basically yes:because shut up)
@MetaSynForYourSoul6 жыл бұрын
Well actually because sadly, like the real world, massive amounts of cash can pretty much get you out of anything. Case in point, the recent flood of scandals in Hollywood that are now surfacing after decades of these sleezeball men being able to use money and influence to silence, discredit, and malign their accusers for LITERAL decades and paying their way out of it when it finally catches up to them, making the women victims all over again. That or its just terrible writing. Or both.
@shmee123ful6 жыл бұрын
To quote that magnificent man THE DOM own review of the frist movie in this series "All these people are scum"
@catfoy88886 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to see his review of this one
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou5 жыл бұрын
Now I'm even more pumped up for his Review of the Third One.
@poker81006 жыл бұрын
I am a simple man. I see a cinematic excrement video. I click.
@practicalpisces6 жыл бұрын
Well, it is only logical.
@char124eve6 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most seriously underrated channels on youtube, in my opinion.
@catfoy88886 жыл бұрын
I agree I recommend it to anyone whenever I can
@nannaleifa6 жыл бұрын
I totally forgot how freaking _dumb_ that helicopter crash subplot was. It's really pointless and it feels like they have to shoehorn this to drag the story forward and give it a "climax" (yes, this was in the book also. It was stupid)
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
Nanna Leifa Vegeta (in his Funimation VA voice): Too bad it's Sunday, Christian Grey would have died by tomorrow...
@MrAlcazar5 жыл бұрын
Seriously, that shit was on the level of a High School play. "Christian Grey is dead!" (Grey comes through the door. "Hey' everyone, I'm ok, false alarm." It really pisses me off that some people actually like an defend this film.
@nishatjamil40976 жыл бұрын
There's actually a theory that Christian messed up Leila so bad that he essentially broke her psyche. After she left him, Leila was engaged to another man but immediately after that, she gets into an accident and her fiance/husband dies, and it's CHRISTIAN who puts her in a mental asylum, as opposed to her actual family. And after she breaks into Ana's apartment and Christian calms her down, he gives her a "bath" (this happens offscreen in the book, so make of that what you will) and then shoos her back to the mental asylum. So... there's that to chew on.
@l.tc.50326 жыл бұрын
Nishat Jamil that’s awful. What a Douchebag.
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou5 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking Stars and Garters!
@LaineMann2 жыл бұрын
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
@babyrodent6 жыл бұрын
I saw a trailer for "Fifty Shades Freed" and my immediate reaction was to close my eyes and give it the bird.
@MiXVoy6 жыл бұрын
Eva AGREED
@l.tc.50326 жыл бұрын
Correct reaction.
@bossyheifer6 жыл бұрын
When I took my mom to see Murder on the Orient Express (which is rated PG-13), they played that preview in front of it and all I could do was slump down in my chair and try to hide from embarrassment. Plus, why put a clearly rated R movie preview in front of a PG-13 movie????
@catfoy88886 жыл бұрын
My reaction was Oh God Why
@louisfrancisiii28476 жыл бұрын
cat foy that was my reaction to mamma mia 2
@1987MartinT4 жыл бұрын
Hyde has had 3 assistants quit on him within 1½ years. That is what is called a red flag.
@masonallen39616 жыл бұрын
If I had to choose to be in Romantic Relationship with either Christian Grey or Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, I’d pick Patrick. At least he likes Huey Lewis and the News.
@tristanhartup49366 жыл бұрын
At least, Bateman was actually likeable despite what he did, Christian, on the other hand, I'd like to see him take an axe to the face.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
Tyler Hill Shall we have Bateman kill Grey?
@LadyHarlequinReaper6 жыл бұрын
I'll make the popcorn!!
@anikmonette21403 жыл бұрын
I just watched American Psycho and I totally concur! Going after guys with money is one thing but Patrick has actual charisma despite sometimes letting his real personality slipping through. Christian Gray displays so many red flags that I would never approach the guy!
@gageperuti55192 жыл бұрын
If I had that choice, I'd choose celibacy.
@nannaleifa6 жыл бұрын
My body is ready. ... Wait.
@ryanrobotham76966 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Okay, as someone who usually doesn't like that line, that was pretty funny. You got me.
@3Guys1Video6 жыл бұрын
XD
@TheRoflcer6 жыл бұрын
I managed to think up that Barneys quote in a Jamaican accent.
@segundovargas6 жыл бұрын
I maneged to read it in Morgan Freeman's voice.
@michaelfort1436 жыл бұрын
Well done
@masonallen39616 жыл бұрын
From what I’ve heard Sam-Taylor Johnson was a good director before Fifty Shades. My uncle saw her movie Nowhere Boy about the teenage years of John Lennon and he said it was pretty good. I blamed the quality of Shades on her. I had no idea how much control over the movie they give to E.L. James. I’m so sorry.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
Tyler Hill This is why you don't violently attack the directors or producers behind movies for no reason...
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou5 жыл бұрын
@@TommyDeonauthsArchives Star Wars Fanboys, take notes.
@sugaryheaven40895 жыл бұрын
Sam-Taylor Johnson was replaced. She didn't give EL James more control of the movies
@AnikMonette Жыл бұрын
She directed the first 50 shades and the movie looks really good! Well, as good as she could given the crap material she had to work with! Some scenes are gorgeous...
@mr.bluependant18716 жыл бұрын
*I FREAKING KNEW IT* I’m surprised though you didn’t save this for episode 100. 💙🖋
@2111jade6 жыл бұрын
Monsieur Bleu Pen Right??
@catfoy88886 жыл бұрын
What I'm worried about the 100th episode is going to be
@adeptdamage36696 жыл бұрын
My guess is the last knight.
@PokemonHaloFan5 жыл бұрын
Tom Hanks, Patrick Stewart, and Weird Al. Yeah as far as I know those three and Denzel Washington seem to be the only celebrities without skeletons in their closet and are just decent people in real life.
@daelen.cclark Жыл бұрын
I think Billy West and Daniel Radcliffe are good, too.
@Falconer2210 ай бұрын
That Tom Hanks ref aged like milk.
@inventedcool10763 жыл бұрын
I feel like what we are seeing in EL James through her books is insecurity, manifesting in mary sue tendencies with an unhealthy version of "ravishment" fantasy - all these men just find her *so damn desirable* that they can't even respect her space and boundaries because they are so taken with her. I think this is also why a lot of women find the books fun or sexy... she is just a normal-ish girl but is found to be irresistible, which can be an intoxicating fantasy to jump on because it's accessible.
@bigbearkat20106 жыл бұрын
Man there were so many times during this review where I almost threw up in my mouth only for Smeghead to say "it gets worse" And I agree this year's Razzie nominations legitimately pissed me off and not even for the reasons you said.
@Stridshorn6 жыл бұрын
This! I was also like: "Now it can't possibly get any worse" only to hear, "Oh it get's worse"
@Darkko886 жыл бұрын
What's Wrong with the Razzie nominations?
@gageperuti55196 жыл бұрын
Alex Rus Several things, especially in the acting categories. Why were Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem nominated when their performances in Mother! were good? Why did Tom Cruise win over Jamie Dornan? And why did The Emoji Movie beat Fifty Shades Darker and Transformers 5 for Worst Picture? You get the idea.
@austinmccoy97436 жыл бұрын
Misuse of the word “literally” is one of my biggest pet peeves, so I usually cringe when somebody says it without thinking and it’s incorrectly used. But I have to agree with this, which is very rare. Literally nobody says “laters baby”.
28 күн бұрын
ikr? Everyone is abusing the word literally like Lori freaking Loud. Along with other words like cinema. Thesaurus exist, use them.
@goreycinema6 жыл бұрын
Fifty Shades of Grey would make a great horror movie if it changed a few details and gained some sense of self awareness.
@roberttreacy8271 Жыл бұрын
That would be a lot better.
@AnikMonette Жыл бұрын
Agreed. If it was a satire of bad BDSM relationships it would be sooo good!
@neilprice5136 жыл бұрын
If you want to know how fucked up Fifty Shades of Grey is watch the 3 videos by the KZfaqr "The Dom", and no it isn't short for dominant lol, did on the subject of the first book and movie. He goes into some detail why EL James should seek professional help.
@NavigatorBR6 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for him, he's started doing the reading to do a review of the this film/book adaptation and it's slo- Quickly sucking the life force from him. Great videos though.
@zombieedrea6 жыл бұрын
Mike Balla Jr I definitely feel bad for Dom, but I'm excited to watch him rip this movie and the book a new one. His review on the first book/movie were really good and thorough, not to mention he genuinely really cares about the harmful messages in them. Now that I think about it, a collab between him and the Smeghead for the third in the series would be interesting. 🤔
You described this movie quite well. The review was fantastic, unlike the movie. The only thing I could add is this, Twilight was terrible, but it was better than the 50 Shades franchise.
@shmee123ful6 жыл бұрын
bradwolf07 and what a sad, sad sad statement that is. And what's even sadder is..it's true
@thehonorablereverendaddiso19436 жыл бұрын
bradwolf07 That's Jim81Jim's old profile pic, you jackhole
@UpSky26 жыл бұрын
By logical progression, within 10 years: "Oh, it gets worse..."
@ryanrobotham76966 жыл бұрын
*sees the hint for episode 100... or lack thereof* Milking it are we? I can respect that.
@charlieni6456 жыл бұрын
The two main characters remind me of Ron Swanson and Tammy Two from Parks and Recs. Except that latters are meant to be funny.
@dianaberlin47673 жыл бұрын
I love everything about this video 😄
@BugsyFoga6 жыл бұрын
Here's to fifty shades freed being the worst movie of 2018.😁👌
@TheHannahcast5 жыл бұрын
Samson, The Hurricane Heist, The Trump Prophecy, Death of a Nation, & Twelve Pole: Hold our beers.
@imaadshahrukh48295 жыл бұрын
@@TheHannahcast Holmes & Watson beats all of them.
@ravager486 жыл бұрын
Good timing. I was looking for something good to watch.
@markshulusky66802 жыл бұрын
"What are butt plugs?" Anna... what do you think they are? Hilarious. "The two lead characters have the chemistry of ammonia and beach." Words fail, but... great episode.
@jbvader721 Жыл бұрын
To quote the Honest Trailer for the first film: "It's a plug...for your butt."
@roberttreacy82716 жыл бұрын
11:06 Dear God. They dragged poor Kim Basinger into this, didn’t they?
@jbvader7216 жыл бұрын
*ding*
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
Robert Treacy Someone ring up Jack Nicholson's Joker.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
aldo curiel To be fair... you're complete and utter garbage.
@Mara-sl3wd6 жыл бұрын
Robert Treacy Well, it makes sense in some way, because Basinger played in "9 1/2 weeks" ( which describes also a becoming toxic sex relationship and at least one odd interpretation of SM sex) . I would see it as an meta insider joke, but that would mean at least one in the production team would be intelligent enough...
@animeotaku3076 жыл бұрын
Could we just have a movie about Leila? That would be way more interesting.
@AmishParadise276 жыл бұрын
I really think that when Fifty Shades Freed gets released, it will become the worst movie ever made.
@tristanhartup49366 жыл бұрын
No surprise at all
@galeforce31926 жыл бұрын
I feel so guilty right now. It took me several weeks to actually finish watching this review. I watched Episode 100 before finishing this one; that's how long it took. Normally, when I see one of these reviews in my subscription feed, I click on it, I watch it, I enjoy it, boom, done. _This_ one, though...I got about 10-and-a-half minutes in before the subject matter pissed me off so much that I had to just ragequit the review. The review itself didn't piss me off. It was the material being reviewed that pushed me to the breaking point, and I basically said "fuck it, _I'm done."_ "For example, the man keeps a dossier on all his potential submissives. He hires private investigators to get photos and do full background checks _on all of his future victims."_ I'm amazed you didn't flip your shit at this, Smeghead. When I was first watching this and heard that last sentence, I got so fucking pissed off. Grey was basically hiring the types of people to assist in his stalking that would normally be hired to bring these types of people to justice. I know there are different types of private investigators, but you would _think_ that someone would've gone "you know what, this shit's just wrong" and at the very least have refused to work for him anymore. Apparently he found just the right types of investigators and/or was paying good enough money that they were willing to figuratively sell their souls to the devil. The further characterizations of Oedipus Grey and Jocasta Steele only serve to make things worse from there. I'd keep calling the characters by these swapped names if it wasn't such an insult to _Oedipus Rex._ Regarding the helicopter crash, I have but one sentence for that, taken from the Double Toasted review that I feel sums it up perfectly: "They didn't even _show_ the crash!" All in all, I feel so bad for waiting so long to finish this review, because you managed to make an awesome review out of material that I would call a steaming pile of horseshit if I felt horses wouldn't neigh at me in disgust for comparing their shit to this awful film. I still have no idea how you managed to pull this off.
@granite_planet6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, same here. These two absolutely horrible characters and their non-story made me feel so nauseous that the review just stopped being enjoyable, as much as I like Smeg's reviews. So I finished it only now.
@Happymali104 жыл бұрын
It's funny how they take a criminal minds episode, make the crazy monster rich and it spawns a franchise.
@keeganstormblade54566 жыл бұрын
Why would they do this?!
@catfoy88886 жыл бұрын
So they could torture Sean The Dom and Krimson Rogue
@cinnamonchic226 жыл бұрын
Profit the same shit happened with twilight
@ravager486 жыл бұрын
$$
@harrisonplott46746 жыл бұрын
Keegan Stormblade money
@MetaSynForYourSoul6 жыл бұрын
It's all about the money. It's all about the dum dum diddy dum dum. It's all about the $$$.
@jeremyusreevu2372 жыл бұрын
WHAT ON EARTH IS THE APPEAL OF THIS GOD-FORSAKEN SERIES?!
@3Guys1Video6 жыл бұрын
Nice review as always, Sean. :) And I am very excited for your 100th episode next month!
@matthewfield29586 жыл бұрын
My guess for the 100th episode is: The Room. I would be sorely disappointed if Sean didn’t review The Room at some point.
@Blaqjaqshellaq4 жыл бұрын
50 Shades Dorkier! Not just the "knee in the junk" cliche, but the "character thought to be dead turns up in person without calling ahead" cliche (also seen in PEARL HARBOR).
@NuclearLemonade6 жыл бұрын
Great as always, Sean. Keep it up.
@princessterezia6 жыл бұрын
About to start back to back 12 hour shifts for the weekend, I needed this!
@jackmonaghan84772 жыл бұрын
Let's just say 'Belfast' was a step up for Jamie Dornan.
@MistbornTaylor6 жыл бұрын
Did James demand that Christian wear lipstick throughout this entire movie?
@zandatsudragon88606 жыл бұрын
Probably
@anikmonette21403 жыл бұрын
Actors are often asked to wear make up like that: I didn't noticed Jamie Dornan lips in this but you would be surprised how often male actors are asked to wear eye liner... 😋
@rixius10056 жыл бұрын
My God...I knew this "franchise" (using the term in the loosest possible sense here) was terrible but I never expected them to be this disturbing. Many people have some sort of fetish, that's fine but being submissive slave and a living sex doll? Jesus Tap-dancing Christ, I think I need several gallons of bleach after watching this. Still, good episode Sean.
@zombieedrea6 жыл бұрын
Rixius I mean, there are hardcore submissives that are into being dominated and controlled 24/7, but those subs are very experienced in bdsm, as are their doms, and everything is very much discussed at length on what is and isn't okay, and the doms aren't horrible, abusive , manipulative assholes like Christian. I also wager that those doms aren't punishing women because of deep-seeded mommy issues. Christian is more like a serial killer in training than a dominant, though.
@isdrakon98023 жыл бұрын
Trust me, living sex doll is far more common then you'd think
28 күн бұрын
As a Portland, Oregon native, the fact that this franchise is partially associated with us is shameful.
@POLE76456 жыл бұрын
Ok. Only halfway through the review, but I have to adress this. I was curious about this movie since Rob Walker described it, but he's right. Unlike the first movie (which at least at that), the directing is utterly incompetent.
@bignewsmorgans936 жыл бұрын
Shit like this is why aliens won't talk to us.
@srbarkerchan6 жыл бұрын
It's always a good day when Sean uploads a new video. 😀
@beatriz25ish6 жыл бұрын
I love you. I have been waiting for this review for a long time 😘😀
@andresmartin676 жыл бұрын
God bless you for putting yourself through this movie again for entertain us You are the best
@ibnmianal-buna31766 жыл бұрын
This is why I love you CE.
@solomonshajan27346 жыл бұрын
I have been watching ur thing scince the 37 episode and I have watched every single one of ur excrement since so well done for being entertaining ( I think it’s the 37, tbh I have no idea but yea it was about that far away)
@DanielleSouthcott6 жыл бұрын
Didn't need to Google that. MY MOM told me about it. (Before you ask- she's not a fan, of this or Twilight. She's way too cool.)
@JenMistress6 жыл бұрын
You're right, as for what a butt plug could be, VERY short list. Unless changing to what could be used instead if you don't have an actual butt plug. I am a Mistress after all. Also, with that said, think I know why they have that line about him being a sadist instead of a Dom. Needless to say, these stories are HEAVILY despised in the BDSM Community. I watched a bit of the first one, out of curiosity, turned it off in disguise, didn't bother with the second, and only hoping after the 3rd, it does like a certain song goes, fade away and classify itself as obsolete, OBSOLETE!
@ulrichkrause15796 жыл бұрын
Great Review - like in the good old days. Thank you ! BTW: Great Shirt!!!
@BirdGang68 ай бұрын
This movie shows how important therapy is
@fgdusu6 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for 100 been here since 30
@hemmingwayfan6 жыл бұрын
I don't think it was a matter of Universal trying to make Mitchel happy as it was them trying to get her to shut up. And next episode's Citizen Kane isn't it?
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
hemmingwayfan and I thought Paramount was bad in 2017... and they still are.
@kali36654 жыл бұрын
With the release of the first film, I wrote somewhere, if you want to see what this movie THINKS it is, watch Secretary (2002) instead. Disturbing, but weirdly interesting, and Maggie Gyllenhaal can act.
@baratacom6 жыл бұрын
My surprise was remembering that the movie came out in 2017, I could swear it was much older, considering I barely seen anyone talking about it.
@tammraevans66346 жыл бұрын
I am both worried and excited for what the 100th episode will be.
@smithesque6 жыл бұрын
"learn from their mistakes" [already googling the tampon scene] can't wait for episode 100!
@TAPKAC6 жыл бұрын
It is rather fitting that Kim Basinger would be in at least one of these; she starred in "9 1/2 Weeks", a classic 80's movie which was also about a young woman who was both enchanted and horrified at the same time by a rich guy with all sorts of kinky fetishes. Big difference being that when she finally left at the end because she'd had enough, she left for good and that was that. Kind of like Molly Ringwald's cameo in "Not Another Teen Movie". By the way, it was said that the last FSoG movie took approximately 9 1/2 weeks to shoot.
@Jezzikah2874 жыл бұрын
Universal bought the film rights to EL James' book The Mister. There is going to be a 'The Mister' movie.
@NJGuy19735 жыл бұрын
4:08-4:12 In case anyone's wondering, "barney" is Cockney rhyming slang for "trouble." Barney Rubble = trouble.
@tristanhartup49363 жыл бұрын
Anyone who has Ocean's 11 would know
@Dethneko6 жыл бұрын
Good job finally making a title that doesn't give the movie away.
@AJponyAPschannel6 жыл бұрын
Ugh, this movie series gives good fan fiction writers and stories bad reps >.>
@sadfalcon96236 жыл бұрын
TOO ACCURATE. Seriously I read some damn good fan fictions of a lot of things such as Zootopia, Legend of Spyro, A Godzilla and MLP crossover (I’m not a fan of MLP at all but I found it really enjoyable), A few of Wings of Fire, one Dinosaur King fanfic, and Pokémon (mystery dungeon and main series games). Also the impossible happened, there is a good Sonic fan fiction, I repeat a GOOD Sonic fan fiction called “Sonic X: The Delta Arc” which is essentially a Sonic X season 4 based off of Sonic Rush and 06. Honestly I have a much more easier time with reading fan fiction than regular fiction.
@magnatcleo20436 жыл бұрын
Yep. I remember reading a really good one that was the story of WALL-E rewritten with an entirely human cast, and it was an even more emotional story than the original. There's plenty of good fan stories out there, but, sadly, most people only see the worst of it. Though in all fairness, I will admit that some of the garbage is at least entertainingly bad.
@sadfalcon96236 жыл бұрын
Magnat Cleo very true, also can I have a link of that fanfic please? Sounds like a really good read!
@magnatcleo20436 жыл бұрын
Sadly, I've forgotten what it was called, although I'm pretty sure I found it through TV Tropes.
@strykerryder23465 жыл бұрын
@@magnatcleo2043 I think I know the fic that you are referring to and it is 1000 times better then 50 Shades of Crap.
@pyroshayniac10906 жыл бұрын
Oh, Hey! I love your videos.
@sketchflux6 жыл бұрын
So, I take it that the “Tampon Scene” is to literature what “Puzzle Room” is to Siivagunner. Something so regretful, that those who have witnessed it have tried to prevent others from ever viewing it. Or in Fifty Shades case, reading it.
@LaineMann5 жыл бұрын
What's Silvagunner?
@MetaLord3956 жыл бұрын
You'll be doing Gigli, right? Because I recall you saying in an earlier video that you'll be dreading the day you'll be doing that movie.
@masonallen39616 жыл бұрын
8:20 I have my own three. Just let me have Chris Pratt, Mel Brooks, and voice actor John DiMaggio and I’ll be good. And if he’s not to busy maybe god can throw in Tom Hanks too.
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid6 жыл бұрын
Can I just have FIVE? It's a hand and far more perfect than three. :(
@metademetra6 жыл бұрын
Tyler Hill Daniel Radclifffe, Carrie Elwes, and Gary Oldman are my three
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
Tyler Hill Euh?
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
metademetra Juan Ortiz, Phelous and Bobsheaux are my three.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
aldo curiel what are you.
@teddyfurstman19976 жыл бұрын
Wow! a trilogy of crapy books has now become a movie series? What world do we live in? :( Great video Cinematic Excrement! Makes me laugh out loud :D Hope 2018 is an Awesome year too.
@magnatcleo20436 жыл бұрын
Apparently, helicopters are rather sensitive aircraft, or at least that was the case with copters from about a decade ago. With that in mind, sabotaging the copter might not have been too hard.
@jordanthejq126 жыл бұрын
Regarding your rant at the end: You're absolutely right. The entire Golden Raspberry Foundation is a joke. They go after low-hanging fruit for cheap jokes, and some of the time it's through sheer coincidence that their choices for "worst" match critical consensus.
@gageperuti55196 жыл бұрын
4:22 I just said that quote out loud and had no trouble not doing a British accent. But, I see your point.
@Foustdoodles986 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see his 100th episode!! What is he gonna review for the 100th episode?
@shelisadaniel35774 жыл бұрын
I've watched a few of this now, and from what I can tell, someone has twoo cinematic excitement for The Pwincess Bwide.
@poker81004 жыл бұрын
Shelisa Daniel Sean loves that movie I doubt he’d do it
@shelisadaniel35774 жыл бұрын
@@poker8100 Me too. It may be my favorite of all time. I saw it at three, bought it when I was 15, and watched it 5 times the day I bought it, and eventually memorized all the lines as I acted it out.
@breawycker6 жыл бұрын
what a twist!
@SuperOnePieceMaster6 жыл бұрын
Congrats Sean. Next is your 100th episode.
@dDbalL-to7rt6 жыл бұрын
I weep for all you sad souls who watched this movie... I have not, and WILL not ever see any of them. Nor will I Google the "Tampon scene" because I trust The Smeghead!!! Lookin forward to 100!!!
@KennethEspericueta3406 жыл бұрын
Same 50 Shades Darker was my worst movie of 2017 and yes its worse than the Emoji Movie
@diggerfan93196 жыл бұрын
I heavily disagree.
@KennethEspericueta3406 жыл бұрын
Travis De La Fuente just my opinion man
@catfoy88886 жыл бұрын
Why?
@KennethEspericueta3406 жыл бұрын
cat foy because The Emoji Movie was ver forgettable i barely remember anything that happened 50 Shades Darker in the other hand was very memorable for the wrong reasons
@isukeinukai69416 жыл бұрын
To be honest, they're both pretty terrible. I mean, I enjoyed movies such as The Hitman's Bodyguard, XxX: Return of Xander Cage, and Transformers: The Last Knight, but I wouldn't dare to touch those movies ever again.
@l.tc.50326 жыл бұрын
I already know about the tampon scene thanks to Lost in Adaptation. So I didn't Google it and yet I still know it! WTF!
@tacoman4226 жыл бұрын
I don't think I even remembered this was a thing last year. Guess we really have normalized creepers in Hollywood too much.
@voceangelo4 жыл бұрын
The movie: DISGUSTING. The review: chef's kiss.
@rachelb.6846 жыл бұрын
I can actually say "we would have proper on-set barneys" in my head in an Australian accent
@easye43296 жыл бұрын
Good sir! I approve of your list of weird Al, Tom hanks. And Patrick Stewart!! Also Quinoa salads are amazing, anyone who wouldn't get the Quinoa salad has not had one!
@zackfp06 жыл бұрын
Man your so close to 100 Sean
@georgesalisbury59966 жыл бұрын
Thankfully the last movie is nearly out and hopefully that will be the end of it all. Goodbye and good riddance!
@karanvirkooner19935 жыл бұрын
George Salisbury truth to that
@plcthelegacy41316 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if you would like to cover a Film called Dark Dungeons. It's on KZfaq and not hard to find and I think it would by an unintentional joy for you to review.
@dvass72536 жыл бұрын
I'll just like to point out that the sex scene between Charlize Theron and Sofia Boutella in Atomic Blonde is a million times more erotic and hardcore than ANYTHING that the Fifty Shades movies can throw at us (Hell, there's plenty of other movies from various genres out there that contain scenes that are more erotic and hardcore than this damn series) and, even more importantly, unlike Christian and Ana, Lorraine and Delphine's relationship was actually romantic!
@Pizzaguy9756 жыл бұрын
D Vass that was a good scene to the movie was good with the action just wasn't as interesting as I thought it would be the graphic novel it's based on is tho
@phreakazoith22373 жыл бұрын
so they took the restaurant scene from Sliver and made it fifty shades worse in terms of lighting and acting and strong characters? That's quite an achievement to mention.
@watcher12696 жыл бұрын
Prayer answered, Weird Al Yankavic is a Christian, and he has worked on the Disney show "Milo Murphy's Law"
@LaineMann5 жыл бұрын
So far he's a good person. Thank god
@Ghostlyking-tc3vu5 жыл бұрын
Thank God for that
@ccateni286 жыл бұрын
Called it! It's "Fifty Shade Dumber"
@ccateni286 жыл бұрын
I'm such a jerk!
@GNAWalker19923 жыл бұрын
9:56-10:05: The Fifty Shades Franchise in a nutshell.
@danielmihalko90586 жыл бұрын
At least the tampon scene would have had some balls lol.