Cities Skylines Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

Cities Skylines Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Tolls Only No Tax Challenge

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Cities skylines is the single greatest city building simulation of all time. It mixes the fun of building and managing a city perfectly to set how much tax there is. Today however we will be seeing if cities skylines is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Or if perhaps Tolls only and no tax challenge might break the normal gameplay style of this city builder. Hello there ladies and gentlemen today I present to you the legendary game that is cities skylines. Now many people will say that cities skylines is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. However, I present to you the Toll Road Only / Toll Booth Only Challenge! We are making a city... How on earth does the spiffing brit do it!
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@TuffMelon 4 жыл бұрын

"I tried to visit New Sealand, but i forgot to bring my savings with me so i couldn't get past the toll booths, and when trying to find somewhere to turn around i got washed away by a tsunami of sewage"

@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 4 жыл бұрын

This is a feature, if you dont pay the toll there is no turn back, you will get drown from sewage as capital punishment.

@dembro27 23 күн бұрын

Sounds more like New Peeland.

@LarvaSolus 4 жыл бұрын

Should've named the city EA since everything good in the city is behind a paywall

@Noobie2k7 4 жыл бұрын

Ooooo GOTTEM!!!

@Septimus_ii 4 жыл бұрын

@@Noobie2k7 They're not toll booths, they're surprise traffic jams

@markmcgehee3864 4 жыл бұрын

Septimus ii this isn’t a robbery It’s a Surprise Withdraw

@degtyarev708 4 жыл бұрын

No way in hell they'd allow 0% tax. 20%, *maybe*

@Primordial_Radiance 4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the giant shit hole...

@sandro5535 2 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine a car chase. The thief has to stop by and pay toll to continue from the cops and the cops has to stop by and pay the toll to do their job xD Pure genius

@xXSmellyBritchesXx 2 жыл бұрын

And then the cops run out of money but the criminal keeps paying the toll with the bank money that he robbed

@xXSmellyBritchesXx 2 жыл бұрын

@@TaikaJamppa HMMMM 🤔

@kaas2024 2 жыл бұрын

@@xXSmellyBritchesXx HMMMMM 🤔

@6idiotsinabunker59 2 жыл бұрын

If the robber has 1mill how much money will he have by the end

@diamond_chaos 2 жыл бұрын

@@6idiotsinabunker59 he would have negative money

@cultofdumbpling4699 Жыл бұрын

"Queen Elizabeth II Memorial Bridge" well...that aged like fine wine

@egemenozan5641 Жыл бұрын

was scrolling down looking for this

@uthopia27 Жыл бұрын

Oofff

@TempLiveOffical Жыл бұрын

Yikes

@Now_Roxas Жыл бұрын

Not mad happy or sad she died idc

@darkezeo7322 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@ryanlesner4716 4 жыл бұрын

" A bank is being robbed open the gate. " " I can not do that officer pay the toll. "

@kecukraftwork1988 4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry. By the time the thieves leave the city, they'd have paid back all the money they stole.

@Alecscs 4 жыл бұрын

@@kecukraftwork1988 lmao

@CWINDOWSsystem32 3 жыл бұрын

I don't want to ruin the joke, but in the game city service vehicles are exempt from tolls, as the net income from them would be $0.

@buggart 3 жыл бұрын

@@CWINDOWSsystem32 Not in New Sealand it isn't!

@slaphand9578 3 жыл бұрын

@@buggart new zealand's long lost cousin, new sealand

@MilitantDove 4 жыл бұрын

What it's like as a New Sealand citizen: "Ah, Margaret! Our home is on fire!" "Oh, Harold. Not to worry, a tsunami of sewage water is coming to put it out!" "Oh, how I love living tax free!"

@katanah3195 3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like something a "libertarian" would actually say.

@arturmartincovschi9901 3 жыл бұрын

@@katanah3195 thats kinda sussy amogus

@blessedfragger5988 2 жыл бұрын

Damn, it’s almost like roads make up hardly 2% of taxes

@Torthrodhel 2 жыл бұрын

"No mother, it's just the northern lights."

@Perseagatuna 2 жыл бұрын

@@katanah3195 You could pay a private fire insurance/firefighting company

@justintime5120 3 жыл бұрын

Ironic how a game that killed EA's interpretation of a city builder executed the paywall system more effectively than EA's practices

@AndrooUK Жыл бұрын

Paradox is good at microtransactions these days.

@davidbailey1721 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing how Spiff managed to perfectly emulate the over-tolled and overflowing cesspool of Sydney. Well done.

@nicholasgalayini7063 2 жыл бұрын

Brooooooooo he really did didn’t he

@almost.sweettalk.caffeine 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha legit 🤣

@bird-war Жыл бұрын

@Moon Shine nah, New Jersey

@tefnutofhoney2832 Жыл бұрын

Nah detroit

@iiaubp9287 Жыл бұрын

You for got the fact that there is still 54% tax rate

@nguyenxuancuong7685 4 жыл бұрын

me:Making 120$ a week going home: 2000$ per day on road toll me: marvelous

@Texelion3Dprints 4 жыл бұрын

But hey, NO TAX !

@quoctrungtran6403 4 жыл бұрын

@benjaminyaary8419 4 жыл бұрын

just bike

@kieranpenrose 4 жыл бұрын

That’s what it’s like insuring a car at 20 in the UK

@youraverageuser7039 4 жыл бұрын

I do like to walk so I can horde my cash and if the sidewalk has tolls theres dirt i can walk around it

@pleaseuseOdysee 4 жыл бұрын

Libertarians: "Taxation is theft!" Statists: "But who will build the roads?" Spiffing Brit: "I have a compromise"

@GamingOS 4 жыл бұрын

Statits?

@SirColonelVonBurger 4 жыл бұрын

@OriginalTharios libertarians dong seem to think about this since privately owned roads could very well be toll ridden

@quentinvorchak3086 4 жыл бұрын

@OriginalTharios That might be true in some cases, but the PA Turnpike is a pretty clear case of the government messing up a previously well-maintained, privatized system. It used to be a smooth, cheap ride, but PennDOT's Act 44 has forced them to pay $450m annually to the state government, leading to a massive increase in toll rates over the last 11 years, and they're still billions in debt. Planned expansions have been cancelled, road rebuilds have been swapped out for patches, and toll rates still continue to increase while the quality of the road overall goes down. Property taxes have also gone up statewide and PA's stretch of route 80 now also has government operated tolls, yet little to no profits from any of these taxes and tolls actually go to the roads. edit: not saying you're wrong, just saying *in my experience*, privatization worked out better than government management.

@Thulzor 4 жыл бұрын

@OriginalTharios 2/3 of the roads in Sweden are private without any tolls at all and the tolls would have to be pretty significant to take over 50% of people's wages.

@xyonblade 4 жыл бұрын

@OriginalTharios I mean, that is speculation, it is a definite concern that should not be overlooked, but it is still speculation

@hesterclapp9717 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: "New Zealand" is the English interpretation of the Dutch "Niew Zeeland", literally meaning New Sealand. However, Zeeland is actually a province of the Netherlands, so if the Brits were to do it, it would be a bit like finding a new continent and calling it "New South Wales".

@theduchyofmilanball3157 2 жыл бұрын

*Looks over at Australia.*

@selkie698 2 жыл бұрын

Wait.

@gwest3644 Жыл бұрын

The Dutch originally called Australia “Nieuw Holland” when they found it, Holland is another Dutch province

@HysteryProduction Жыл бұрын

@@gwest3644 And Holland is also a nickname to call the Netherlands as a whole in French. Languages are complicated.

@botmace2646 Жыл бұрын

Nieuw*

@tompenfold5367 2 жыл бұрын

'Wow this city has no tax!' 'No, they just charge you every single time you get to and leave work' 'Sounds fanstastic'

@Pete-zi9pi 2 жыл бұрын

So like Dubai lol

@jarvinator0692 4 жыл бұрын

Oh no the pit is leaking -The Spiffing Brit

@therailfanningskeleton359 4 жыл бұрын

The only game where you can tax without rebellion!

@aidenpons9584 4 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for that to happen :P

@hotwill100 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a RTGaming

@ObligedUniform 4 жыл бұрын

@Timbo Dewabem no tolling without polling!

@adamgray1753 4 жыл бұрын

RTGaming did the "Poop Volcano" idea first, @@hotwill100. The Spiffing Brit's Poop Volcano is subpar in comparison.

@Epzilon12 3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of playing Rollercoaster Tycoon and charging nothing for entrance, nothing for drinks then charging for bathroom

@whokilledmercy1497 2 жыл бұрын

Literally welcome to Germany

@MurdocsMinion 2 жыл бұрын

If you do this with RCT2, you can name the guests a bunch of variations of Frances McGowan, and they'll constantly need to use it.

@irobot661 2 жыл бұрын

As an American who has been to Germany and the United Kingdom my opinion on the paid bathrooms is that they are easily some of the cleanest public restrooms I have ever seen. The area just outside of them (where you pay) are by far the fithiest I have ever seen in the developed world. It's almost as if if a drunk or very poor person isn't going to magically no longer have to use the bathroom when you tell them they can't. They also have great senses of irony I guess.

@MmeHyraelle 2 жыл бұрын

I was charging 10 cents for drinks but 2$ for toilets :d fill that bladder mylady and dont puke.

@muradm7748 2 жыл бұрын

@@irobot661 In Poland all public bathrooms are free and as clean as in Germany. I was annoyed that I have to pay 1 euro just to pee in McDonalds

@Patrick.Weightman 2 жыл бұрын

I love that he's directly on a river but chooses to dump waste into cesspits

@Robman275 9 ай бұрын

Spiff may be "Make big money by placing an absurd amount of Toll booths" evil, but he isn't "UK Government" evil.

@-Miasimon 3 жыл бұрын

I'm probably going to Hell for laughing at the dead kid in the bouncy castle. I can only imagine a dead body in there, bouncing around as a bunch of other kids try to bounce away from it while screaming. It's like when a cockroach flies off the wall at you, only smellier and significantly more expensive thanks to all the toll roads.

@johnwallace2260 3 жыл бұрын

“Tax is for when they become a rich colony, like America, then you hit them with the tax. And you hit them with the tax” gets ready to Boston harbor again

@TurdFurgeson571 4 жыл бұрын

Citizen: I can't afford to get home, even if I work all day without sleeping! Mayor Spiff: Ah yes. But you can't afford to leave either... Drink your tea.

@Avaa2499 4 жыл бұрын

TurdFurgeson571 amazing!

@heroes0844 3 жыл бұрын

But... can he afford the tea?

@TurdFurgeson571 3 жыл бұрын

@@heroes0844 NO! lol

@heroes0844 3 жыл бұрын

@@TurdFurgeson571 '0'

@jmuells6212 4 жыл бұрын

“I moved to New Sealand for the no tax which was nice, but then my family drowned in a literal tidal wave of sewage.”

@tortron 4 жыл бұрын

AHH well, shit happens

@nicolascordier12 4 жыл бұрын

I don't even know why he did that just use the eco version of those things in the river and then use the cleaning plant on the water! New Sealand is always on the verge of a literal shitfest!

@mistertaz94 3 жыл бұрын

@@tortron ah. Punny

@johnfoltz8183 3 жыл бұрын

And in highway tolls

@BritishEcho 2 жыл бұрын

Side note we really need bouncy castle parks in real life. Like I can think of nothing better to do once I'm off work than to release all that stress by simply jumping about.

@johnfoltz8183 2 жыл бұрын

But you have to pay a toll to drive to the park where the bouncy castle is

@johnfoltz8183 2 жыл бұрын

Just don't wear cleats or heavy shoes when jumping around

@connerfear5915 7 ай бұрын

Imagine going to a bouncy castle park to relieve stress and finding a dead body inside 😂

@roykuo4 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine having a lockdown and people working from home in this city

@wolfiezzvr9276 2 жыл бұрын

No problem, just put tolls in their doorways "Oh you want to go to the bathroom, well pay this £2 toll first"

@fbbinoire201 2 жыл бұрын

just put special " people who doesnt have a dog to go out taxes"

@HowToChangeName 2 жыл бұрын

Have you tried to turn it off and on again? -Spiff park only

@SubtractZero 2 жыл бұрын

Then the lockdowns would have never happened! Oh, wait. You think they actually happened to protect your health? Then they'd probably just socialize the internet, and charge $5/MB. Because believe it or not, government does not care about you. They care about power and money.

@AndrooUK Жыл бұрын

The beauty of this city is that the Council wouldn't lock anyone down. They'd be free to live life to the full, and keep paying tolls for the privilege. The Government only pretends to care about you, or does anything really, when it's profitable to the politicians and elite. Lockdowns made shit loads of money for Amazon, supermarkets, and big pharma, and taxes continued as normal.

@aidenpons9584 4 жыл бұрын

"A lot of people are walking to their houses, that's a good sign, maybe we're helping the environment a bit" *Has built a coal fired power plant in a major industrial area and dumps sewage down a big hole that leads to Australia that frequently overflows*

@Zapper1993 4 жыл бұрын

I recognise that profile picture! Rock Raiders for life.

@suezuccati304 4 жыл бұрын

LUL

@averageskeletonremover2415 4 жыл бұрын

He's just putting out the bushfires

@kilroy6429 4 жыл бұрын

Me, an American, sitting here pretending to get all of the jokes about England: haha I also like salad soup.

@tomhubbard8510 4 жыл бұрын

An american? Here? GET THE PITCHFORKS LADS!!!

@calebspilman7811 4 жыл бұрын

Oh i get it

@drmegasteve4335 4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, the us has beaten the UK twice so we can do it

@ukpatient0403 4 жыл бұрын

Just Google Slough it's like detroit but like w no guns or knives just depression n dat

@MAGICVINCE911 4 жыл бұрын

@@ukpatient0403 man, what a place

@tompenfold5367 2 жыл бұрын

You can also charge the walking traffic by making it a park and putting in entrances/exits. Way cheaper to run and just as much income, if not more.

@drivernephi7494 3 жыл бұрын

I have a district called "toll booth scam" it's literally 20+ toll booths

@MrPhil360 4 жыл бұрын

Spiff plan for profit 1. Advertising tea to Americans 2. Get Americans hooked on tea 3..... 4. Profits

@PaxIesus 4 жыл бұрын

British Empire 2: Electric Boogaloo

@amatthew1231 4 жыл бұрын

I mean that's literally what happened to me. I was in the London for vacation after summer classes in Europe and thought "Hm I think I'll try out this Yorkshire stuff Spiff keeps talking about" And yeah shits kinda amazing. I bought 2 boxes home with me, had to declare it as contraband and show it to security which was pretty funny. I was converted.

@arziphaelarziphael7671 4 жыл бұрын

st0inks

@ambidexter2017 4 жыл бұрын

More like Boston Tea Party 2: Empire strikes back

@jorgegarcia6140 4 жыл бұрын

Last time they tried it shit went down in Boston.

@chibicthulhu4382 4 жыл бұрын

Me at the start of the video: “oh I never though to make a hole for the sewage, I need to try that!” Me by the end of the video: “okay yeah maybe just dump it in the river.”

@Gormathius 2 жыл бұрын

10:03 Eventually the hole is gonna turn into a sinkhole, which basically means it'll deepen itself. Water physics is perfectly balanced.

@Rileydoesstuff 2 жыл бұрын

"There are two things in life you cannot avoid death and taxes" Unless you're playing city skylines -Benjamin Franklin

@kmeanxneth 11 ай бұрын

you could say the toll is the tax

@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 4 жыл бұрын

This video is going to get us one step closer to having a RTGame collab. I can feel it happening soon.

@liquidshadow7861 4 жыл бұрын

It could unleash such a game breaking style of gameplay that the game will immediately just give up.

@Shadowxx98 4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit we shall call it: spiff and the irish lads

@windowcleaner4724 4 жыл бұрын

Speedwagon best girl

@andrewbogard2411 4 жыл бұрын

That would be absolutely hilarious and good quality content

@lemiru 4 жыл бұрын

But which game they should play?

@roguebanshee 4 жыл бұрын

Alternate title: For Whom the Road Tolls.

@George-vv5ok 4 жыл бұрын

Morten most underrated comment

@auxilia5024 4 жыл бұрын

Ask not for whom the road tolls, for it tolls for thee

@SteefPip 4 жыл бұрын

Gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boys soul.

@lain-ih6jj 4 жыл бұрын

Metallica

@VentiVonOsterreich Жыл бұрын

15:09 my mans literally built a memorial for Queen Elizabeth II two years in advance

@lizvillegas6603 2 жыл бұрын

Come to this video for the crazy tolls, stay for the increasingly terrifying sewage pit/mountain combo

@ryanlesner4716 4 жыл бұрын

" My wife the senator has had a heart attack send help." " Sir we are sending an ambulance..." " An ambulance!! No send the helicopter...The tolls add five hours to any trip." " Okay sir the emergency services helicopter is on the way."

@shaldem1976 4 жыл бұрын

*air toll*

@ryanlesner4716 4 жыл бұрын

@@artytalkstodragons How would there be a toll in the sky?

@ryanlesner4716 4 жыл бұрын

@@shaldem1976 A toll both in the sky? How?

@ryanlesner4716 4 жыл бұрын

How would you pay? The over head rotor blades make getting close to a toll booth tower impossible.

@ryanlesner4716 4 жыл бұрын

@@artytalkstodragons A gang member would just buy a helicopter with missiles so he doesn't have to pay. " Want my code...Here it comes. " " Incoming missile! "

@dm7w 4 жыл бұрын

12:21 Service vehicles (e.g. police cars and garbage trucks) do not pay any money to pass the toll roads. That's why only two cars had passed the toll road you see at 16:25.

@jameswinters5018 4 жыл бұрын

Daniel M. I don’t think busses pay either

@jannikheidemann3805 4 жыл бұрын

@@jameswinters5018 That's because you own them too.

@keeperofdragon409 3 жыл бұрын

The tour guide for that city will most likely say, ”As you see on the right side of the bus, that is called the Chocolate Fountain, it’s not actually chocolate but worse, and up ahead are 10 toll booths that we will have to go through no matter what route, so everybody pay up your amount.”

@bussymoose 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the poop volcano is silently looming in the background

@thexbadxseed5051 4 жыл бұрын

28:15 "...but look, everyone's still having fun, people are going to the park, enjoying the bouncy castle." *sirens wail in background *

@vox.6607 4 жыл бұрын

Not lying, you’re actually the reason I started drinking tea. Thank you.

@JoahTheThread5ive 4 жыл бұрын

I drink coffee now just to spite him. I don't even like coffee.

@radomilprokopmaly5722 4 жыл бұрын

I don't drink either....

@alexkairis3927 4 жыл бұрын

When do we create a meme with Spiff, looking like snoop dog, with "sip tea ereyday"

@ElZamo92 4 жыл бұрын

Elitesheep 7 same. I bought a big box of Lipton black tea the other day... I’ve almost finished it in about a month...

@zestybrobean 4 жыл бұрын

@@ElZamo92 I started with lipton too. Have you tried English breakfast tea? If you haven't, I reccomend it.

@nicktirado3686 2 жыл бұрын

when he cranked up the prices at 14:50 my drink almost came out my nose laughing

@johnathanfontes8089 Жыл бұрын

Wait, why was it called the Queen Elizabeth MEMORIAL Bridge?

@barianbadhon Жыл бұрын

I was wondering the same thing lol

@Fumblerful 4 жыл бұрын

"Queen Elizabeth Memorial Bridge" Do you know something we don't?

@FlanneryYT 4 жыл бұрын

The original passed 10 years ago on the day of this video's release. The one we "see" is actually a hologram. Like Tupac.

@NAe_Yunix 4 жыл бұрын

@@FlanneryYT where Tupac at

@FlanneryYT 4 жыл бұрын

@@NAe_Yunix Look up the "tupac hologram concert".

@MGTV1 4 жыл бұрын

Queen elizabeth died in 1603. It's not the "queen elizabeth the second" memorial bridge.....

@thijsfrauenfelder4029 4 жыл бұрын

@@MGTV1 that's literally what he said in the video though "this is the queen Elizabeth the second memorial bridge" 14:49

@watercannonscollaboration2281 4 жыл бұрын

*everytime I close my eyes I see Slough Spiff, are you sure you don’t have ptsd?

@radomilprokopmaly5722 4 жыл бұрын

Post traumatic slough disorder?

@redmonika9187 4 жыл бұрын

I actually was born and live in slough. Imagine my pain.

@radomilprokopmaly5722 4 жыл бұрын

@@redmonika9187 it will be alright, the human lifespan is only about 80 years, your suffering will be (relatively ) soon over.

@redmonika9187 4 жыл бұрын

@@radomilprokopmaly5722lol. bold of you to assume I won't get stabbed before then. It's slough remember.

@nikallport6609 4 жыл бұрын

I went through there once to visit family, and holy shit the amount of black puffer jackets was higher than German losses at stalingrad.

@jameswatkins7763 Жыл бұрын

This is definitely one of my favorite episodes. The story arc about the sewage is totally unexpected and wonderful!

@Dmoneke Жыл бұрын

I was here for an actual tutorial and ended up laughing and also learning you made my day man😂❤️ You gained yourself a subscriber 🙏🏻

@theatheistpaladin 4 жыл бұрын

"Every time I close my eyes, I see Slough." You too?

@wyatteisenach2742 4 жыл бұрын

When spiffing Brit likes the comment so much he comments, but doesn’t pin it

@ignis488 4 жыл бұрын

everytine i close my eyes i wake up feeling so horny

@toadtexas 4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit A 13 year old Italian Texan here, what is slough?

@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 4 жыл бұрын

@@toadtexas An absolute shithole in England

@Harryw007 4 жыл бұрын

i live next to slough and i can admit it is a poop hole

@techhelpwizardgenie3146 4 жыл бұрын

I literally cried laughing so hard at this. Everyone was playing this game wrong lol

@thebeardostreams2876 3 жыл бұрын

I loved this video so much, that it has inspired me to play this game again with a very, VERY specific end goal in mind (and it has nothing to do with the toll booths) :D

@goosebumps7663 2 жыл бұрын

well what is it

@gothikel 2 жыл бұрын

28:18 I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard 😂

@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx 4 жыл бұрын

“Tax is for when they become a rich colony, like America, then you hit them with the tax. And you hit them with the tax” *gets ready to Boston harbor again*

@kilroy6429 4 жыл бұрын

I'm just sayin' a bunch of drunk farmers whooped the asses of the most powerful empire on the planet... so maybe don't tax your colonies...

@anthonybousquet3590 4 жыл бұрын

Kilroy 137 Accessory they also had the help of the next three most powerful European empires, but you know ‘alone’.

@kilroy6429 4 жыл бұрын

@@anthonybousquet3590 I never said "alone". I said the drunk farmers won. Also, it was France and Spain who helped them out, but England had the Help of German Mercenaries.

@anthonybousquet3590 4 жыл бұрын

Kilroy 137 I know it was France and Spain, but the Thirteen colonies had help from almost all of Europe, counting the French Empire (not really an empire at the time, but you get the gist), the Spanish Empire, Sweden, The Netherlands and others. Prussians soldiers even trained the Continental army despite Prussia’s neutrality in the conflict. The only great power in Western Europe that wasn’t”t against Britain was Portugal because of their centuries old alliance/non-aggression pact. I shouldn’t have phrased it ‘alone’, but more like ‘you know, a couple drunk farmers’.

@mrcaboosevg6089 4 жыл бұрын

@@kilroy6429 Saying that is along the same lines as saying Vietnamese farmers beat America, you'd have to be a moron to think war is ever that simple. The majority of the American revolution wasn't fought in America and France even bankrupt itself to the point where the country collapsed... Saying they were American farmers when a lot of the US command was made up of experienced former British soldiers is an egregious misrepresentation of the war. Look at the war of 1812 if you want to see Britain vs America, America lost to a war to a country that was busy fighting one of the biggest wars in history against one of the biggest threats to Europe since the Romans

@CenJohan 4 жыл бұрын

I honestly expected to hear “Country Roads” when the waste water pit was emptied via meteorite

@Nanaman720 4 жыл бұрын

Ah, a man of culture I see

@naranciaisbestboi125 4 жыл бұрын

You too?

@chael9323 4 жыл бұрын

RT hahaha

@MrDUneven 4 жыл бұрын

Take me home Toll road

@ShockingPikachu 4 жыл бұрын

@XelaaleX1234 yt You could call spiff a bit of a shitposter. Also nothing wrong with him imitating the poopcano, it was a perfect strategy

@badeiser 2 жыл бұрын

as a huge Biffa fan I could not stop laughing , it was fantastically cheeky!

@Pamishelizzz 3 жыл бұрын

I'm always amazed on how the hell does the Spiff find these kind of exploits in games :D it's freakin amusing to watch :D

@geofff.3343 4 жыл бұрын

Spiff: Maybe we're helping the environment a bit. Also Spiff: Giant gaping cesspit, come one, come all. Admission only five Sealandian Dollarypoundayen.

@patrickknoph6313 4 жыл бұрын

"If no job is found don't worry. You will simply be given a car and told to drive around in circles". Hahahahaha! omg that broke me....

@BlackCanvasAudio 2 жыл бұрын

Can I just say that I laughed my ass off at this video! BRILLIANT!!!!

@terryeubanks8797 3 жыл бұрын

Always appropriate to end with a Country Roads moment.

@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines 4 жыл бұрын

Fantastic 👍

@harrb3736 3 жыл бұрын

Hi Biffa. :)

@akselistad346 3 жыл бұрын

excluding lane mathematics in the video

@danthiel8623 3 жыл бұрын

Nice hi there

@arhanrahi9221 3 жыл бұрын

While watching this video I was thinking if Biffa would see this video

@LionDaCat 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@seto635 4 жыл бұрын

"You ready for your route through New Sealand?" "Yeah. Hey, do you have a spare $336 I could borrow?"

@mkkaczor Жыл бұрын

How the Queen's bridge aged is very sweet

@The-Mov 3 жыл бұрын

“A good old fashioned class divide.”

@philruu 4 жыл бұрын

Society: stay-at-homes turn poor Here: stay-at-homes richest part of society

@manictiger 4 жыл бұрын

Uh, not really. I'm a d4y tr4d3r and I make more than pretty much anyone else I know. I also hold onto more than anyone else I know. I'm building an IRL empire and it's going pretty well. Sometimes I look back on it and marvel at how I went from a homeless bum to where I am now. Sitting in traffic for 2 hours every day to get to a place that caps your income at some arbitrary amount per hour is not how you get rich.

@user-nf9xc7ww7m 4 жыл бұрын

@@manictiger Is day trader a trigger word that gets banned, or are you a "cool" rapper?

@manictiger 4 жыл бұрын

@@user-nf9xc7ww7m Lol. Yeah, KZfaq is very picky about comments these days. F7ck 5hi7 up or it'll get deleted.

@ClassicaI 4 жыл бұрын

manictiger fucking hell just swear like the rest of us

@JC_Cali 4 жыл бұрын

Your comment is a very prescient now lol

@molotovgaming4633 4 жыл бұрын

I’m a Brit, I can confirm that tea is tea.

@randomstuff9005 4 жыл бұрын

Name 4 britsh city's RIGHT NOW!!!!

@molotovgaming4633 4 жыл бұрын

Birmingham, London, Walsall, Cannock, Wolverhampton

@BritishEmpireForHisMajesty 4 жыл бұрын

molotov gaming Walsall’s a shithole replace it with Barnsley

@randomstuff9005 4 жыл бұрын

@@BritishEmpireForHisMajesty or Edinburgh

@randomstuff9005 4 жыл бұрын

We could also count Washington, DC you know what I mean?

@Addrrall Жыл бұрын

after spending the last week learning about road hierarchies and the most optimal freeway setups, the beautiful neighborhoods in this video couldn't have been better.

@rowdyjoringer612 2 жыл бұрын

The best part about this is, is that in real life a single toll road makes that much probably in a day. Spiff legitimately made a mechanically and legitimately cheaper place to live.. Spiff for Space Force Commandant.

@Sam-lj9vj 4 жыл бұрын

"You don't need tax" Still funny coming from the Brits.

@litapd311 4 жыл бұрын

they found that taxing people doesn't always work out for them

@adamlennon750 4 жыл бұрын

@@litapd311 only the uncivilised ones.

@blax140 4 жыл бұрын

We taxed Americans for "special" paper so they were allowed to print out legal documents Heh Americans deserved to be taxed for paper for leaving our great country ITS A JOKE DONT PUT A HIT ON MY HEAD FOR SAYING THAT

@crow2989 4 жыл бұрын

Generic VR Americans were Brits just in America. If anything, you all were taxing fellow brits across the sea. I imagine we could have been I truly world dominating nation had we not fought over the right to drink tea without tax lol

@blax140 4 жыл бұрын

@@crow2989 I'm so sorry my fellow britss but you left england sooooooooooo TAXED

@how2pick4name 4 жыл бұрын

You should send this to Biffa for his "judge my city" series. :D

@tnexus13 4 жыл бұрын

A tea fuelled KZfaq crossover!

@ram89572 4 жыл бұрын

i think that traffic would have poor Biffa crying....though I suppose he has dealt with worse

@WinniethePoohismyspiritanimal Жыл бұрын

I just found your channel and I absolutely love your videos, it definitely makes me laugh which I love❤️!!

@theaustralian832 Жыл бұрын

6:32 BRUH

@droe2570 4 жыл бұрын

"We need to expand the hole." Spiff 2019

@dominickdesalvo8476 4 жыл бұрын

So if taxing tea led to the tea being thrown in the harbor, does that mean that taxing traffic will lead to all the cars being thrown in the harbor?

@michaelkite7119 4 жыл бұрын

Flawless reasoning

@TheMrVengeance 4 жыл бұрын

Well, if you watch until the end of the video... kind of. :p

@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 4 жыл бұрын

In New Sealand, the habour is thrown in the car!

@liam.28 4 жыл бұрын

Dominick Desalvo *Lets tax houses*

@Iron_Stigmata 4 жыл бұрын

Throw the cars into poop lagoon

@proatplanes Жыл бұрын

its called queen elizibeth memorial bridge, oh he didnt know, he didnt know...

@TORGIXGaming 2 жыл бұрын

I love your genius ideas in the game xD

@blubulb7940 4 жыл бұрын

"Shithole" just got a whole new meaning...

@sephtis 4 жыл бұрын

Or it's original meaning

@aljon5947 4 жыл бұрын

Except no solids

@sintheticsounds1686 4 жыл бұрын

a giant shithole full of waste from everyone's individual shitholes? I present the Shit Super Hole

@paulvogel8535 4 жыл бұрын

That sewage pit is a great metaphor for the city

@WinniethePoohismyspiritanimal Жыл бұрын

14:22 Jesus lol HAHA that killed me lol

@skittlesblue3158 2 жыл бұрын

you absolute legend this had me in tears

@hebl47 4 жыл бұрын

12:48 "A lot of money is being made" Balance: -2800. Seems about right.

@ragdude7323 3 жыл бұрын

“It pumps down into Australia” that means the fires started because someone ate taco bell?

@ad-skyobsidion4267 3 жыл бұрын

That’s how it ended

@shamelesscasual 2 жыл бұрын

This is actually a brilliant idea!

@monke9742 2 жыл бұрын

This is McAdam, Brunel and literally every single turnpike trustee's dream

@YM-zf8mt 4 жыл бұрын

it's funny because in France they already did that 15 years ago, so imagine my surprise when i saw you bindly copying and pasting France's minister of economy's strategy EDIT : fun fact you actually pay something like 150€ to cross France from South to North, just in toll booth (and i'm being optimistic by a 50% margin)

@YM-zf8mt 4 жыл бұрын

@Buck warpzone tu connais beaucoup de trucs qui sont réinjecté dans l'économie du pays ? mdr nos hopitaux / écoles / systeme judiciaire et administratif ont de moins en moins de personnel alors que la population croit tout les ans ( par contre il y'a toujours plus de flics pire que pendant l'occupation en 1940 apparement)

@YM-zf8mt 4 жыл бұрын

@Buck warpzone non tu exagère ! c'est toujours 62ans enfin ! (bien sur si tu sais te contenter de seulement la moitié de la retraite pour laquelle tu as déjà cotisé)

@kaparg 4 жыл бұрын

Marechaaaal nous vouilaaa!

@ram89572 4 жыл бұрын

well at least ETS2 got it right when they filled that country with toll booths then

@joeblow5214 4 жыл бұрын

Sooo France is like the New Jersey of the E.U.

@joshsquatch7474 4 жыл бұрын

Spiff: We won't have taxes but a lot of tolls. *your reputation in ancapistan has increased*

@HeIsAnAli 4 жыл бұрын

*_Ayn Rand's sexually aroused right now..._*

@pygmalion8952 3 жыл бұрын

privatized roads let's goooo.

@KarenMc Жыл бұрын

You Sir are hilarious 🧐 I nearly spat out my tea with laughter a few times. 🤭

@genestarwind928 3 жыл бұрын

I had an idea. What if you set up a road block to trap a ton of cars, and then just circled the road around so a large group of cars just drove in circles paying tolls?

@buurman2635 8 ай бұрын

pretty sure the cars need a destination otherwise they despawn

@altejoh 4 жыл бұрын

"we have gained $350 dollars this week from tolls" That toll machine makes more money than i do...

@notenlish 3 жыл бұрын

In my country the car tax is about 300%

@Shakler147 4 жыл бұрын

"You gotta pay the Spiff toll, to get into the Poop Hole..." Oh, noo....

@evanwickstrom5698 4 жыл бұрын

OwO

@markserv9434 4 жыл бұрын

Poop Soul

@pitsahat2 4 жыл бұрын

Oooh, yeeaah

@googledoxxdmebruh6283 Жыл бұрын

Queen Elizabeth Memorial Bridge should be super popular about now... RAISE THE TOLLS!

@imreloadin Жыл бұрын

The Queen Elizabeth Memorial Bridge hits different now...

@pladderisawesome 4 жыл бұрын

No taxes, only toll roads? Sounds like Oslo 2019

@Ezzidi 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@Nounooon 4 жыл бұрын

And Dubai

@TheRealHanzan 4 жыл бұрын

You funny bro? They tax the shit out of everyone including the newly added tolls every 500m between them

@davosnakar9292 4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the recent "improvements" in autopass in Bergen? It is terrible

@QuintonMurdock 4 жыл бұрын

Can’t spell new Sealand without EA

@macmadness5932 3 жыл бұрын

2:52 Coming from the british this line is hilarious.

@fristanjerwintabingo8960 2 жыл бұрын

Funniest spiff video Haha that ending is majestic

@holyloli69420 4 жыл бұрын

_Cities Skylines in the nutshell_ Me: *build a nice looking city Traffics: I'm about to end this man whole career

@michaelschiller8143 4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit omg I love you spif I drink iced tea everyday and have clicked the subscribe button and bell

@Kalev225 4 жыл бұрын

Once you know how to set up good road design, game is boringly easy. Money just flows in and you have to invent new ways to spend it. All from good traffic design.

@PopeMical 4 жыл бұрын

I could hear the faint sounds of country roads as the poop tank exploded.

@adamstrickland6749 4 жыл бұрын

Michaelo0 This is Great Britain not bloody America

@nolongeraperson 4 жыл бұрын

@@adamstrickland6749 It's a reference to RTGame, a popular Irish YT/streamer. He turned Country Roads into a meme that played whenever he destroyed his cities in this very game.... like when his sewage pit overfilled and drowned his city in poowater.... or when he hit it with meteors.

@adamstrickland6749 4 жыл бұрын

Reign I know

@nolongeraperson 4 жыл бұрын

@@adamstrickland6749 Doesn't seem like it, but okay.

@adamstrickland6749 4 жыл бұрын

Reign Well I was subscribed