Citizens of Pawnee

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kali

kali

11 жыл бұрын

THERE'S NO TIME. HE CAN FLY.
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@dreelu4279
@dreelu4279 7 жыл бұрын
I used to think that the things people say in Parks and Rec was an exaggeration of how dumb the general public is. Then I started working a government job.
@MrAnnoyingalien
@MrAnnoyingalien 7 жыл бұрын
Dreelu and Republicans wonder why some people vote democrat....
@princesslulu5795
@princesslulu5795 6 жыл бұрын
Julian Petty can't speak for all republicans but I'm a republican and I know the answer
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 6 жыл бұрын
PrincessLuLu Is it the orange neo-nazi?
@princesslulu5795
@princesslulu5795 6 жыл бұрын
TheHutchy01 what do you mean?
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 6 жыл бұрын
That voting democrat against one's beliefs might have been better than voting for Trump
@bloopsmerpy6603
@bloopsmerpy6603 7 жыл бұрын
"What am I going to do with my kids all day? Keep them in my house? Where I LIVE?" Wow, I mean she has a very valid point.
@scottbuckley823
@scottbuckley823 6 жыл бұрын
too many kids in doors anyway these days
@julianbeldham8684
@julianbeldham8684 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe they can play in the rock quarry?
@finnishnin
@finnishnin 5 жыл бұрын
Scott Buckley with the rising number of mosquito borne illnesses there are too many children playing outside. It’s either watch your kids play inside or take care of them when they get sick and possibly die.
@kerryegan3091
@kerryegan3091 5 жыл бұрын
Julian Beldham there’s rocks in there!
@mazzrad6246
@mazzrad6246 5 жыл бұрын
The 666 likes tho
@asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791
@asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791 4 жыл бұрын
The writers on the show actually went to real town halls to base all these on.
@maddie7414
@maddie7414 3 жыл бұрын
Are you theorizing or did you actually read this somewhere? Because that's AMAZING
@vivianyu7579
@vivianyu7579 3 жыл бұрын
Madeline Groh oh it happened hahaha. They actually did research by spending time in local government and attending town halls! That’s part of how they created Leslie Knope- she was originally going to be someone useless like Michael in “The Office”, but after visiting the local government their vision for Parks and Rec’s changed!
@justincoleman3805
@justincoleman3805 3 жыл бұрын
To copy verbatim.
@marisacastaneda3854
@marisacastaneda3854 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo that makes it all so much better 😂
@jayschafer1760
@jayschafer1760 3 жыл бұрын
@@vivianyu7579 Ron Swanson was based on a guy the writers met who admitted being a libertarian and no believing in half the stuff he was doing as a government bureaucrat.
@mannyhernandez4002
@mannyhernandez4002 3 жыл бұрын
"My daughters five." "Well, your daughter is an idiot." This has to be one of my favorite pawnee citizen lines. 😂
@hellbabyeve6662
@hellbabyeve6662 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey marshmallow
@caseyjarmes
@caseyjarmes 7 жыл бұрын
Something cool I never noticed until now: They reuse the same weird people. It gives the show continuity.
@fruitbythefoote
@fruitbythefoote 5 жыл бұрын
It was probably also cheaper...they were probably also thinking about that.
@fourthgirl
@fourthgirl 5 жыл бұрын
Because every town meeting, every council meeting, in every town has the same kooks show up and use up the comments time. : D
@luthfifauzi6795
@luthfifauzi6795 5 жыл бұрын
One of em was their producer.
@jormungandrworldserpent6437
@jormungandrworldserpent6437 4 жыл бұрын
Fourthgirl in small towns yeah
@imshooketh1500
@imshooketh1500 4 жыл бұрын
@@jormungandrworldserpent6437 love your profile pic
@egyptfreaka
@egyptfreaka 8 жыл бұрын
"Isn't all food bad for you? I've been eating lasagna and muffins every day of my life for 40 years and I feel terrible."
@KittyKat6931
@KittyKat6931 7 жыл бұрын
The same lady who made tea with the park's sprinkler water and complained about slugs in front of her house but didn't even thank Leslie for getting rid of them.. I both love and hater her!
@Boooo_39
@Boooo_39 6 жыл бұрын
Her delivery was flawless. No emotion, just stating the "facts"
@tadstrange1465
@tadstrange1465 5 жыл бұрын
I mean same.
@dr_m06
@dr_m06 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@user-cp9id1mj8b
@user-cp9id1mj8b 4 жыл бұрын
She's brilliant
@karkinissan
@karkinissan 5 жыл бұрын
"There's no time. He can fly!" Never fails to make me laugh.
@BadTwin
@BadTwin 2 жыл бұрын
If anyone has worked in customer service, retail, or anything with the public. You know how realistic and scary this is because these people are more common than most think.
@melanie6014
@melanie6014 2 жыл бұрын
I worked at Sam's Club for 3 years. There was one time a man brought a bone from a ham in day after Christmas and said he didn't like the ham. He expected a refund.
@goaliestar4552
@goaliestar4552 2 жыл бұрын
I was a bagger at a grocery store and this old lady told me she wanted her fruits and vegetables separated. She got mad and called me an idiot and started screaming that’s I was an idiot. I had put her tomatoes with the fruits and she said they were vegetables. My manager promptly took her to the customer service desk to work something out. They ended up giving her a 25 dollar coupon that had a pamphlet on it explaining that a tomato was a fruit. Best and worse day there ever
@MrGamelover23
@MrGamelover23 2 жыл бұрын
I've worked at Jimmy John's for like 8 or 9 months now and I actually have yet to come across anything close to this, thank god. Pretty much everyone is either pleasant at best and neutral at worst. I've only ever had like three bad experiences and one of them was kind of sort of my fault for not phrasing things properly.
@MrGamelover23
@MrGamelover23 2 жыл бұрын
@@goaliestar4552 well that's your fault. Never correct a customer unless they grab something by mistake, such as when people grab reduced fat chips instead of regular chips at Jimmy John's where I work (that happens at least once a week and they're always glad I corrected them.)
@spectrum838
@spectrum838 2 жыл бұрын
I worked in a government office for a bit, at least 7 people a day called with complaints like this, sometimes more nuts
@Fungamerplays
@Fungamerplays 7 жыл бұрын
"I don't know I'm just scared" Perfect summarisation of most public complaints
@nbadraft08
@nbadraft08 5 жыл бұрын
Fungamerplays I was about to comment this, verbatim. 100% accurate.
@Pelusonmilk
@Pelusonmilk 4 жыл бұрын
and guess who's scaring the public...
@ae4164
@ae4164 4 жыл бұрын
Fungamerplays Take the last three words off that complaint and it goes from "most" to "all". You can send out mail notices, you can hang notices on doorknobs, it doesn't matter. People will flat-out ignore them and then they will complain about never being notified of what the city is doing, and then when you go directly to them and ask them if they read the notice they will admit that they threw it in the garbage. The public is lucky their taxes pay our salary, they are too fucking stupid to be trusted with their own money.
@williamcondon7729
@williamcondon7729 4 жыл бұрын
They are scared by everything and everyone!!!! People are scared very easily.
@marydulin8439
@marydulin8439 4 жыл бұрын
Still accurate
@kshitij029
@kshitij029 7 жыл бұрын
"What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me." Such a Michael Scott thing to say.
@vidhasudhesh3192
@vidhasudhesh3192 7 жыл бұрын
she even made the michael scott face after she said that
@Fools_Requiem
@Fools_Requiem 5 жыл бұрын
That was from the first season. The first season tried too hard to be like The Office, and it wasn't good because of it.
@Phantaceles
@Phantaceles 5 жыл бұрын
Fool's Requiem yeah, honestly the show got so good once it stopped trying to be serious and dropped the straight-man of the show, mark
@DexterH96
@DexterH96 5 жыл бұрын
@Madeline Harper PaR takes a dump on the Office, which is appropriate because it is already a pile of shit.
@Cbear11205
@Cbear11205 5 жыл бұрын
Fool's Requiem Ironic bc in the first season of The Office they were trying to be like the UK version and it sucked
@hioeo
@hioeo 3 жыл бұрын
I used to think these guys were unrealistically stupid. Jesus Christ I wish I could go back to that.
@superstarultra28
@superstarultra28 2 жыл бұрын
The early 2010s were a better time for everyone.
@ayinwithnoyang
@ayinwithnoyang 4 ай бұрын
Mustaineee
@stanstanlison5791
@stanstanlison5791 4 жыл бұрын
4:22 Parents during social distancing in 2020 who have realized that raising a child requires an insane amount of work 😒
@andrewlagno9482
@andrewlagno9482 3 жыл бұрын
3:45 yeah those people are dead lmao
@Bowser14456
@Bowser14456 8 жыл бұрын
"According to the complaint, you yelled at 5 year old girls." "WHO SUCK!" XD
@aleramone23
@aleramone23 7 жыл бұрын
WHY IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND???
@alexanders1330
@alexanders1330 3 жыл бұрын
Im not *ALWAYS UP IN ARMS ABOUT SOMETHING*
@Markov092
@Markov092 7 жыл бұрын
"I need permit to put signs... There's no time! HE CAN FLY!"
@mafghul
@mafghul 7 жыл бұрын
I don't understand that joke. could you explain it pls?
@Fungamerplays
@Fungamerplays 7 жыл бұрын
+mafghul He wants to put up signs for his bird that he got away
@tankmaster1018
@tankmaster1018 7 жыл бұрын
Lmfao He has a fucking pet bird. Its gone! Haha
@gregruelas7830
@gregruelas7830 7 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said that. Haven't had a good laugh like that in a while.
@zerosysko
@zerosysko 6 жыл бұрын
Bird guy is my absolute favorite.
@nolanrux7866
@nolanrux7866 6 жыл бұрын
"So what's your suggestion?" "I don't know, I'm just scared." Every undecided voter in the United States summed up.
@marycoffelt3041
@marycoffelt3041 3 жыл бұрын
"We could be wiped out by disease, or the flu" oh my...
@nabranestwistypuzzler7019
@nabranestwistypuzzler7019 3 жыл бұрын
Corona
@rowanenyeart6373
@rowanenyeart6373 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not worried about the corona virus, I'm worried about the turtle flu.
@FeministCatwoman
@FeministCatwoman 3 жыл бұрын
@d Go back to making tea with sprinkler water.
@dylankrejci9965
@dylankrejci9965 3 жыл бұрын
@@rowanenyeart6373 turtle flu?🤨
@oogieboogiedoogie1
@oogieboogiedoogie1 8 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda bummed they stopped doin these in later episodes. The townspeople were hilarious.
@preciousyoung357
@preciousyoung357 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see an episode with a comper and contrast with the grown-ups and the kids and young adults on politics. Young adults are way more muture and better at fact checking and crucial thinking in today's political landscape and that would be a great consept.
@artvrrvtra5235
@artvrrvtra5235 4 жыл бұрын
@@preciousyoung357 I don't think young people are better at anything than old people. Old people are just young people but few years later and young people are just old people but few years earlier. They all are stupid, don't trust the humans, stay hidden in your room.
@Thrifty032781
@Thrifty032781 4 жыл бұрын
They didn't have time. They had to keep pairing Anne up with various male characters, and having Ron be an asshole.
@gajayjay
@gajayjay 4 жыл бұрын
Artvr Rvtra Yes but old people end up losing hope after life weighs down on you instead of looking at the potential of the future. Look at the baby boomer generation. They had all the potential to change the world when they came of age in the 60s but ended up being the worst capitalist pigs in history with their greed putting humanity on a path of utter chaos. Old Young adults aren’t necessarily more intelligent but they tend to have a better grasp of morality and humanism than older Americans.
@artvrrvtra5235
@artvrrvtra5235 4 жыл бұрын
@@gajayjay None of the generations have a potential to change anything. It's all a joke, a con, or a scam, if you will. The very reason everyone today when hears 'baby boomer' thinks "idiots" is because they are manipulated into thinking that - just like baby boomers where manipulated they can be better than the 'best generation' that lived during and after II World War. It's the same shit, just people think they are so much different. This 'capitalistic pigs', when young, wanted to create - most commonly - socialist Utopia. Just like today, among young people in Western world, most want to build this world of justice and equality through redistribution of wealth. It's the same thing. They don't realize, that they are in fact used to extend the influence and power of state and in turn those that control the government. The 'best generation' was used in exactly the same way, throwed into support of a new form of Global Alliance to stop wars. Who would have guessed, that in fact it did not stop shit, only gave more control to most powerfull. In 30 years, kids will say that millenials or whatever this generation is called were idiots, who only created even worst world. They will also fail to realize they are just used to support some new agenda that will end up fucking everything up even more. Since the dawn of time, the only ones that changed anything, where the 'puppetmasters' that used masses like tools to shape the world. Their world is getting better, easier, more docile, while ours - the so called 'many' - is getting shittier. Enjoy.
@Bowser14456
@Bowser14456 8 жыл бұрын
"If sugar's so bad, how come Jesus made it taste so good?" That's good logic right there. XD
@scottbuckley823
@scottbuckley823 8 жыл бұрын
+Bowser14456 temptation my friend
@jancz357
@jancz357 8 жыл бұрын
in that case, Jesus is one sick fuck :D
@scottbuckley823
@scottbuckley823 8 жыл бұрын
Jan P. yes he is but don't forget he gave us weed too
@jancz357
@jancz357 8 жыл бұрын
Scott Buckley but the weed was given to us by Dionysus
@scottbuckley823
@scottbuckley823 8 жыл бұрын
Jan P. who's that/
@leprechaunsteve8930
@leprechaunsteve8930 3 жыл бұрын
“THIS MASK IS BLOCKING GOD’S BEAUTIFUL RESPIRATORY SYSTEM”
@ruledbyvenusss
@ruledbyvenusss 3 жыл бұрын
please tell me that’s real quote lmao
@aredub1847
@aredub1847 3 жыл бұрын
@@ruledbyvenusss oh yes. florida.
@erickpoint0
@erickpoint0 3 жыл бұрын
Yes that's exactly what I thought when I saw that lol
@BoredtoSleep7
@BoredtoSleep7 6 жыл бұрын
According to my journalism professor, who used to cover city meetings, and an actual city council member of my city, this show is 100% accurate in its portrayal of citizens and the inner workings of local government. According to my professor, he used to live in a town where police officers would have to be present at all city council meetings to prevent the council members from lunging across tables and getting into actual fistfights with each other.
@cs0345
@cs0345 4 жыл бұрын
Democracy and tax dollars at work
@DoctorPorkenfries
@DoctorPorkenfries 3 жыл бұрын
I want to see that, actually. I don't want the fight itself to determine policy, but hey, if council members want to beat the tar out of each other, who are we to get in the way of entertainment? My taxes pay their salary, dammit, and I want some bang for my buck!
@Bowser14456
@Bowser14456 9 жыл бұрын
"I found a sandwich in one of your parks, and I wanted to know why it didn't have mayonnaise." XDD
@DonCapoeira
@DonCapoeira 8 жыл бұрын
+Bowser14456 "I saw a sign in Ramsett Park that said 'do not drink the water.' So I made some tea with it and now I have an infection."
@Bowser14456
@Bowser14456 8 жыл бұрын
DonCapoeira XD
@Bowser14456
@Bowser14456 8 жыл бұрын
DonCapoeira "There is a disturbing lack of benches in Ramsett Park. I wanna sit more!" XD
@RYN988
@RYN988 5 жыл бұрын
sun tea to make it matters worse lol
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 5 жыл бұрын
Is that the same lady?
@ih8peole
@ih8peole 8 жыл бұрын
As a parks employee, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
@lucas82
@lucas82 7 жыл бұрын
Is it a topless park?
@ih8peole
@ih8peole 7 жыл бұрын
+Lucas 1982 according to some white people, yes
@FingerinUrDaughter
@FingerinUrDaughter 7 жыл бұрын
those are drunk people.
@libo2000
@libo2000 7 жыл бұрын
give a real example
@ih8peole
@ih8peole 7 жыл бұрын
One time we were re paving an old pretty used trail by a lake and this guy who was walking his dog came walking up to us cussing us out saying we were "wasting tax payers money on a trail no one uses" ok well then explain why its so worn out and explain why you're using it right this second lol. then another time some lady dropped her Tesla keys in a dog shit can (15 ft deep hole at the dog parks) and asked that we help her get her tesla key. so we didn't want to go near it and so we pulled the bag and she insisted on pulling every dog shit bag out by hand, no gloves, wiping the shit on her dress. mind you this is week old 1 ton fermented dog shit. she realized she probably didn't even drop her key in there after about 30 min. people are weird my dudes
@spam7149
@spam7149 4 жыл бұрын
"Aw, shut up Kelly!" *"MAKE ME, BOB"*
@miguele5077
@miguele5077 3 жыл бұрын
All the anti-mask people be like
@Chino56751
@Chino56751 3 жыл бұрын
Wow. Way off there.
@Chino56751
@Chino56751 3 жыл бұрын
@@christmasbenoit9336 They are a needless at most, and/or an exaggeration
3 жыл бұрын
@@Chino56751 I love how you just read "anti-mask" and you just thought "hmm OK this is my place"
@owencarpenter2326
@owencarpenter2326 3 жыл бұрын
Agent Washington great where is your proof please link it and let everyone know what research says masks are ineffective
@DustinBKerensky97
@DustinBKerensky97 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chino56751 "Let's all wear a mask and do our part." Virus rates go down. "Masks don't work! We're not wearing them anymore!" Virus rates go up. "I don't care! It's a hoax and I"m going to cough on people who tell me to put the mask back on!" Virus rates skyrocket to record levels. Reality is literally proving you wrong with every new day that dawns.
@RustleXer
@RustleXer 8 жыл бұрын
My friend works on our local council and he said 'you have no idea how true this is, and how idiotic people are.'
@o.s.azazel4168
@o.s.azazel4168 7 жыл бұрын
Russell Chee you honestly don't have to work at the council, just work in retail. Heck, just stand in line at a store and you will find out.
@o.s.azazel4168
@o.s.azazel4168 7 жыл бұрын
Russell Chee you honestly don't have to work at the council, just work in retail. Heck, just stand in line at a store and you will find out.
@S0RGEx
@S0RGEx 7 жыл бұрын
Anything involving interacting with strangers on a regular basis.
@OsmoZchannel
@OsmoZchannel 6 жыл бұрын
That's why I love animals, they should be rewarded for not being people, I hate people.
@alanbernhardt6167
@alanbernhardt6167 5 жыл бұрын
Russell Chee the most accurate quote I've heard about the public, "The public are fools, but they are useful fools."
@hartrorick6980
@hartrorick6980 9 жыл бұрын
Swanson spinning in the chair is an all time favorite of mine. I love how you can see donna laughing in the background! lol
@Boobalopbop
@Boobalopbop 7 жыл бұрын
Hart Rorick I love how that's the same lady that ate lasagna and muffins everyday for 40 years and feels terrible.
@SirMrShanks
@SirMrShanks 6 жыл бұрын
Likewise 😂
@fieldy409
@fieldy409 6 жыл бұрын
She gets a little old lady jog going its great.
@4fingersnix
@4fingersnix 4 жыл бұрын
Holy hell, if the guy who plays the angry citizen named Mel wasn’t born to play the BTK killer Denis Rader than I don’t know who is. He clearly can exude the rage needed for the role.
@inouskehashibira1045
@inouskehashibira1045 4 жыл бұрын
Ron thoughts : The sign says don't drink and yet you disobeyed got an infection which is not the government's fault for your ignorance. 😂😂
@JIbarra564
@JIbarra564 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else here after watching people in Florida who are mad about the mask mandate?
@samkatherine8474
@samkatherine8474 3 жыл бұрын
it’s basically the same footage
@JIbarra564
@JIbarra564 3 жыл бұрын
@@samkatherine8474 110% It's uncanny
@jadelan9549
@jadelan9549 3 жыл бұрын
You could’ve stuck the footage of the Florida people in here and I wouldn’t have even questioned it
@justincoleman3805
@justincoleman3805 3 жыл бұрын
These people have charm. Floridians do not.
@user-ck9lm6xi1o
@user-ck9lm6xi1o 3 жыл бұрын
These actors are based on the Florida mask protestors. Change my mind.
@titsarmageddon
@titsarmageddon 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite is the guy who tries to get everyone to chant with him
@samkatherine8474
@samkatherine8474 3 жыл бұрын
“her daughter is an idiot!”
@themenace2065
@themenace2065 3 жыл бұрын
“EXCEPT FOR TURNIP!”
@titsarmageddon
@titsarmageddon 3 жыл бұрын
And their redemption arc in the last season, "We're not against you on this! We're not against you on this!"
@freakboy9288
@freakboy9288 9 жыл бұрын
"I need a permit to put up signs for my lost bird." "Oh okay let me look for the-" "THERE'S NO TIME! HE CAN FLY!" XD
@rebekkamarliani1651
@rebekkamarliani1651 6 жыл бұрын
Freak Boy wow, I had no idea birds flew *mind blown*
@nostalgicrecall5916
@nostalgicrecall5916 8 жыл бұрын
"So what's your suggestion?" "I don't know, I'm just scared." OmgXD
@natalinomoraislucena4636
@natalinomoraislucena4636 7 жыл бұрын
nostalgicrecall The best kkkkkkkkkkk
@OsmoZchannel
@OsmoZchannel 7 жыл бұрын
that's the reason why people are against anything
@sophovot5079
@sophovot5079 6 жыл бұрын
i relate too hard to that guy
@Figs3
@Figs3 6 жыл бұрын
Same.
@Starmadien2019
@Starmadien2019 5 жыл бұрын
nostalgicrecall so true
@aaronmudd5064
@aaronmudd5064 4 жыл бұрын
Spot on. If you've ever worked in public service, you know these "passionate" people who don't actually take the time to learn how things work at a basic level.
@romikeromike
@romikeromike 3 жыл бұрын
"Whether or not I pay income tax is none of the government's business." -Donald Trump
@octavianschaefer7294
@octavianschaefer7294 7 жыл бұрын
"why is corn syrup bad for you? nature made corn. corn is a fruit. syrup comes from bushes!"
@sIurz
@sIurz 4 жыл бұрын
That is very far from what he said
@MrSirwolf2001
@MrSirwolf2001 4 жыл бұрын
I want to know what bushes he is getting his syrup from, and is it from the lower branches?
@bdgrey
@bdgrey 4 жыл бұрын
MrSirwolf2001 Syrup comes from the roots of only the bushiest bushes. Like a hedge.....or a thicc tree 🌳
@steerpike66
@steerpike66 9 жыл бұрын
You have to realize that at some level, P&R is a political satire. Pawnee is a microcosm of the USA, and its citizens represent the American electorate, their needs, demands and obsessions.
@umidontno040394
@umidontno040394 9 жыл бұрын
I agree. I think it is political as well as social satire.
@zico739
@zico739 9 жыл бұрын
Not at some level, it is very much a political satire.
@tonybobay6276
@tonybobay6276 8 жыл бұрын
+Chazbot Slightly satirical. I've worked as a consultant for small town Indiana governments, and it's scary how real some of these people are, and how often they come out the woodwork to insert their "opinions". P&R is the closest thing to accurately depicting small town government in America as I have ever seen.
@steerpike66
@steerpike66 8 жыл бұрын
+Izoto I meant national political. Not local.
@DylanBegazo
@DylanBegazo 7 жыл бұрын
I just had a moment where I felt like I was allergic to complaints and entitlement after watching this vid... Is that ok? LOL
@Maurenriques
@Maurenriques 3 жыл бұрын
3:45 hits DIFFERENT in 2020
@jojo-he5gj
@jojo-he5gj 3 жыл бұрын
“No I’m not..I’m not ALWAYS UP IN ARMS ABOUT SOMETHING” 😂😂😂 my favorite citizen of Pawnee
@EevisandEdhead
@EevisandEdhead 8 жыл бұрын
We're not taxing anyone's genitals... Then what the hell are we doing here?
@Boobalopbop
@Boobalopbop 7 жыл бұрын
Like50BlackGuys Come on, boys!
@KaijaSchmauss
@KaijaSchmauss 5 жыл бұрын
The best part is the 3 guys who leave with him. Dude was ORGANIZED.
@jonathanalexisgarcia594
@jonathanalexisgarcia594 5 жыл бұрын
America 2019
@DrZaius3141
@DrZaius3141 4 жыл бұрын
@@coltc5360 Indirectly, yes. The healthcare needs of women are pretty much disregarded by the right wing in the USA, having a detrimental monetary effect on owners of vaginas.
@oaf-77
@oaf-77 4 жыл бұрын
How about a toll
@lancerd4934
@lancerd4934 9 жыл бұрын
Anyone who's job involves interacting with the public like retail, marketing or customer service has stories about people way crazier than this bunch.
@Jayraj073
@Jayraj073 8 жыл бұрын
+lancer D Try the Emergency Room where no filter exists.
@CopperYacht
@CopperYacht 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine working in a grocery store and finding an thawed pork chop on a pile of coffee beans in the coffee aisle.
@jamesrelich8210
@jamesrelich8210 6 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a meat market where we had to explain to a customer what lamb was. She asked, "You know how beef is cow, and pork is pig? What's lamb?" "Well, lamb is lamb." "I know it's lamb, but what is it?" ".....It's lamb." That went on for some time.
@adamkurowski1934
@adamkurowski1934 6 жыл бұрын
well yeh you could just say "sheep"
@johnhorstman7960
@johnhorstman7960 6 жыл бұрын
or "puppies"
@djmedley
@djmedley 3 жыл бұрын
“Residents of Palm Beach County in Florida erupted in anger at a commissioner's meeting after an unanimous vote to make masks mandatory” ~ CNN, 2020
@joeschmo4646
@joeschmo4646 3 жыл бұрын
Good.
@305Independent
@305Independent 2 жыл бұрын
Except that's a normal person's response tho
@CripTikStorm
@CripTikStorm 5 жыл бұрын
"What's your suggestion?" "... I don't know... I'm just scared."
@reenilicious
@reenilicious 7 жыл бұрын
"We're not taxing anyone's genitals." "Then what the hell are we doing here?"
@Wyljesays
@Wyljesays 11 ай бұрын
“Come on boys!” One of my favorite parts 😂
@GreenGretel
@GreenGretel 6 жыл бұрын
"Basketball courts attract undesirables to my community."
@King1559
@King1559 5 жыл бұрын
The best part of that clip is the close-up of a black woman looking at her like “really?”
@cassiusdeici8302
@cassiusdeici8302 5 жыл бұрын
Ok i am just gonna say what the undesirables are
@letimoore
@letimoore 4 жыл бұрын
@@King1559 she was about to bop her ass lol
@al23438
@al23438 3 жыл бұрын
I mean shes not wrong
@GreenGretel
@GreenGretel 3 жыл бұрын
@@al23438 "I mean, I completely agree with racist old ladies who don't want to come into contact with working class black people. They've got a point, in that _I_ don't want to come into contact with working class people with more melanin than me either! _Especially_ the type on whose enslaved backs this nation built its ~glorious prosperity~...the government used that wealth to massively subsidize these big ol' inefficient white flight communities known as 'the suburbs' for a reason, you know!!"
@zacharypopp3549
@zacharypopp3549 3 жыл бұрын
The guy at 3:43 knew what was up...
@suporjustin
@suporjustin 3 жыл бұрын
2:53 "Awwww shut-up Kelly!" "Make me Bob!" =D
@twoduncan
@twoduncan 8 жыл бұрын
"There's no time! He can FLY!"
@meinsouza
@meinsouza 7 жыл бұрын
"Whether I pay my taxes or not is none of the government's business"....AHHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit I spat my coffee everywhere
@sittaazurea3776
@sittaazurea3776 6 жыл бұрын
"Well, you don't know my name or how I look like, so good luck in finding me". Literally killed me.
@shoooop
@shoooop 3 жыл бұрын
“Come on Mel, you’re always up in arms about something” “No I’m not, i’M nOT alWaYs uP iN aRMs abOuT soMEthIng” “Here we go-“
@cgk1276
@cgk1276 3 жыл бұрын
Mel is the best citizen easily
@Ellisepha
@Ellisepha 3 жыл бұрын
3:42 - 3:54 That's a whole ass 2020 mood
@traxfish
@traxfish 7 жыл бұрын
And Ron wants these people to be self governing...
@yggtheterribleone8077
@yggtheterribleone8077 6 жыл бұрын
I think Ron should be in charge.
@Hulkzilla0
@Hulkzilla0 5 жыл бұрын
Natural Selection will do the rest, friend.
@MrEndstage
@MrEndstage 5 жыл бұрын
No as u can see it failed already
@purpledragon1945
@purpledragon1945 5 жыл бұрын
@@Hulkzilla0 think Ron's been taking a lot of advice from senator Armstrong
@mikehoot3978
@mikehoot3978 5 жыл бұрын
@@ts8404 So it’s more human to have a government? Taxation is theft and slavery.
@MrAnarchyReign
@MrAnarchyReign 9 жыл бұрын
"her daughter is an idiot, her daughter is an idiot, her daughter is an idiot..." hahahahaha i love pawnee.
@lettherebelamp5102
@lettherebelamp5102 3 жыл бұрын
I went to visit a friend of mine and there was a city council meeting and I seriously considered going just to stand up and say “THERE IS A DISTURBING LACK OF BENCHES IN YOUR PARK! I WANNA SIT MORE!”
@carloscampo9119
@carloscampo9119 3 жыл бұрын
3:43 A man ahead of his time. He knew.
@johnrendon6783
@johnrendon6783 9 жыл бұрын
SHUT UP KELLY! ... MAKE ME BOB!
@deemanchester
@deemanchester 8 жыл бұрын
Basketball courts brings undesirables to the neighborhood, lol
@JaneDoe-nl1vd
@JaneDoe-nl1vd 5 жыл бұрын
Dionne Agnes went to a town hall meeting for my city and this was mentioned but it was a soccer field. Lady brought this up with all the seriousness in the world.
@Ellemiss
@Ellemiss 5 жыл бұрын
ANTHONY CLARK that's just sad...
@breakingbacon658
@breakingbacon658 5 жыл бұрын
We had a woman at a council meeting who was heavily opposed to him building a third convenience store in our town due to solely being born in Mexico...
@MihaiViteazul100
@MihaiViteazul100 5 жыл бұрын
Where's the lie
@loreaver3882
@loreaver3882 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel white people play basketball too
@roundrockb
@roundrockb 4 жыл бұрын
3:42 is my anxiety during COVID19
@lorelaim3294
@lorelaim3294 3 жыл бұрын
This show was ahead of its time
@harrisaziz1028
@harrisaziz1028 7 жыл бұрын
'Her daughter is an idiot'
@harrisaziz1028
@harrisaziz1028 7 жыл бұрын
Hector Gonzalez except for turnip except for turnip
@samsac3115
@samsac3115 7 жыл бұрын
harris aziz topless park
@bbbeans
@bbbeans 10 жыл бұрын
"So what's you point? I don't know, I'm just scared"
@blokvader8283
@blokvader8283 Жыл бұрын
I still love the lesser joke of the "I don't know... I'm just scared" guy as he says "we all might be wiped out from disease, or the flu" as if the flu isn't a disease. Also, "But isn't all food bad for you? I've been eating lasagna and muffins everyday of my life for forty years and I feel terrible" is the best fucking line ever written.
@raylewisfan6112
@raylewisfan6112 5 жыл бұрын
1:34 Idiotic Woman: Oh sir there’s a sign at ramset park that says don’t drink the water, so NATURALLY I MADE tea with it. Ron Swanson: You’ve gotta be kidding me
@KrisKringlez
@KrisKringlez 9 жыл бұрын
"Can I have your email address? I just got on AOL"
@thatquietkid
@thatquietkid 6 жыл бұрын
this coupled with the fact that they still used Altavista really showed how behind the times they were lol
@DaCleva1
@DaCleva1 5 жыл бұрын
I’m still laughing 😂🤣😂
@leechandler3651
@leechandler3651 5 жыл бұрын
Whats an aol?
@AmericanOdyssey91
@AmericanOdyssey91 4 жыл бұрын
The people in Pawnee just got in to Nirvana. I don’t have the heart to tell them what happens to Kurt Cobain in 1994.
@s0larsystemwolf
@s0larsystemwolf 4 жыл бұрын
Can someone please tell me who this guy is
@johnrie18
@johnrie18 9 жыл бұрын
I love absolutely every one of the extras they get to play the people in Pawnee. Everyone of them is so perfectly stupid and argumentative it's frighteningly believable and hilarious.
@Delta-yy6dr
@Delta-yy6dr 4 жыл бұрын
This guy predict Coronavirus at 3:40?
@GenericYoutubeUserName
@GenericYoutubeUserName 4 жыл бұрын
4:22 parents after finding out there kids have to stay home
@that.guy11
@that.guy11 6 жыл бұрын
1:32 rings so, so true for anyone that has ever worked in a customer/public facing job. "You told me not to do the thing, so I did the thing and a bad thing happened and now I'm going to blame you for the bad thing"
@StretchyPlays
@StretchyPlays 7 жыл бұрын
1:32 is the best. The was she starts to jog around the desk is hilarious.
@Innunim
@Innunim 5 жыл бұрын
StretchyPlays the complaint itself is my favorite
@nicholasbutler153
@nicholasbutler153 3 жыл бұрын
Who's here after the Florida masks meeting
@Felidang
@Felidang 3 жыл бұрын
You tellin me this ISNT the Florida mask meeting?
@akhilesh9862
@akhilesh9862 3 жыл бұрын
3:41 dude ahead of his time
@jaivomi
@jaivomi 9 жыл бұрын
"He can FLY!"
@I_Am_Weezl
@I_Am_Weezl 11 ай бұрын
Its also the way he is saying it. Has me cracking every damn time 😂
@Visfen
@Visfen 7 жыл бұрын
Parks and Recreation does an accurate representation of voters and especially the voters that get engaged in local politics. I hate people.
@oof-rr5nf
@oof-rr5nf 6 жыл бұрын
Visfen "I hate people" Hi, April
@lyndoncampbell4479
@lyndoncampbell4479 6 жыл бұрын
You & me both mate!
@ryanstevens3932
@ryanstevens3932 4 жыл бұрын
“I made this in your pottery class” “It’s Terrible!!!”
@CrownsDrink
@CrownsDrink 7 жыл бұрын
Reality is such a good inspiration lol👍🏻
@aleramone23
@aleramone23 7 жыл бұрын
I guess this is not too far from the real deal.
@CrownsDrink
@CrownsDrink 7 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Medina probably so
@gustavogomes1581
@gustavogomes1581 6 жыл бұрын
"MY BIRD IS MISSING! I need a permit to post signs" "let me just look for that form..." "THERE'S NO TIME! HE CAN FLAH"
@allisonbilbey1948
@allisonbilbey1948 4 жыл бұрын
“What am I supposed to do with my kids all day? Keep them inside in my house?? Where I live?” 😂
@Straight90s
@Straight90s 2 жыл бұрын
The Laura Linney line is possibly my favorite quote from the entire series
@Viruz32
@Viruz32 8 жыл бұрын
"Give me your email address, I just got AOL" hahahahaha I swear the writers for this show are geniuses.
@s0larsystemwolf
@s0larsystemwolf 4 жыл бұрын
Can you please tell me who this actor is?
@Viruz32
@Viruz32 4 жыл бұрын
@@s0larsystemwolf no clue, sorry bro.
@jrave5353
@jrave5353 2 жыл бұрын
@@s0larsystemwolf I might be wrong but I think it’s Brendan Hunt (who now plays Coach Bears on Ted Lasso)
@Neckky
@Neckky 7 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but when the lady in pink starts jogging around Ron's circular desk as he spins away was one of my favorite moments of the show. I loved her in every cameo she did!
@knoegell
@knoegell 4 жыл бұрын
3:46 oh boy....
@daisydottie9252
@daisydottie9252 4 жыл бұрын
“People caring loudly at me”
@emanlaer8945
@emanlaer8945 7 жыл бұрын
The guy about the fences and the income tax is Mike Scully, the executive producer. He also used to work on The Simpsons, and hearing him on the commentaries, hes a riot.
@letimoore
@letimoore 4 жыл бұрын
He also collects stuffed pigs from famous movies lol. Hamuel Jackson from Pork Fiction
@bethanyoneal5789
@bethanyoneal5789 Жыл бұрын
@@letimoore That’s awesome
@eliahpati6615
@eliahpati6615 7 жыл бұрын
"KEEP THEM IN MY HOUSE?! WHERE I LIVE?!"
@aredub1847
@aredub1847 6 жыл бұрын
the horror
@SpunkyDummy
@SpunkyDummy 3 жыл бұрын
3:45 "We could all have been wiped out from disease or the flu." Greetings from 2020
@giad2329
@giad2329 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m not worried about the swine flu, I’ve already got the swine flu I’m worried about turtle flu!” “Turtle flu?” “turtle flu.”
@DEthe5150
@DEthe5150 3 жыл бұрын
Easily the best (next to the guy worried about his bird and the other guy who wants to sit more).
@Thundersnort
@Thundersnort 9 жыл бұрын
Where the Hell is Harris wanting to open a 'topless park'?
@FairsleyDifference
@FairsleyDifference 9 жыл бұрын
Tyler Durden It's in the Pawnee Animal Control compilation.
@ControlDesigns
@ControlDesigns 8 жыл бұрын
MAKE ME BOB
@josiesauruss
@josiesauruss 7 жыл бұрын
SHUT UP KELLY
@serenevil
@serenevil 5 жыл бұрын
3:23 "So your department banned me from attending games for yelling 'you suck' at the players." "According to the complaint, you yelled it at five year old girls." "Who SUCK! _Why_ is that so hard to _understand_ ??!!!" I laughed so hard. I don't know why i was expecting him to see reason when Ron pointed out the age of the players.
@CaptainLumpyDog
@CaptainLumpyDog 5 жыл бұрын
Sen 'I'm not always up in arms about SOMETHING!'
@violettheory
@violettheory 4 жыл бұрын
That guy talking about us being wiped out by the flu was on some real shit.
@boxianracer
@boxianracer 8 жыл бұрын
THERE'S NO TIME. HE CAN FLY.
@sokit2em
@sokit2em 7 жыл бұрын
"if the government is shut down, then who is gonna stop al qaeda?" lmfao
@jumbocatstudios7239
@jumbocatstudios7239 6 жыл бұрын
“I found a sandwich in one of your parks, and I want to know why it didn’t have mayonnaise!”
@RJMacReady1
@RJMacReady1 2 жыл бұрын
First time I saw the pottery thing, it just flat out broke me. Caught me completely off guard. I think I laughed for 10 full minutes, and in the days after I kept coming back to it. It would crack me up every time. I watch it now years later and it still kinda gets me for some reason
@TurdDoodlesworth
@TurdDoodlesworth 8 жыл бұрын
This pretty much sums up the average citizen in a democracy.
@GypsyLeah
@GypsyLeah 7 жыл бұрын
You mean in the US.
@gherbihicham8506
@gherbihicham8506 7 жыл бұрын
More like in the US South.
@GypsyLeah
@GypsyLeah 7 жыл бұрын
Gherbi Hicham Well, so long as you have someone else to point the finger at, you'll never have to improve yourself.
@gherbihicham8506
@gherbihicham8506 7 жыл бұрын
GypsyLeah Lol I'm not from the US.
@GypsyLeah
@GypsyLeah 7 жыл бұрын
Gherbi Hicham Doesn't actually matter.
@iHeartJace
@iHeartJace 9 жыл бұрын
If you work with the public, you know this is no exaggeration. I have far crazier stories than this, but in the end, I love it and I love my job.
@richie8811
@richie8811 9 жыл бұрын
Brenda Rodriguez relly... can u give an example. cuz I was curious if this was true... pity civil servants... you get shit on by people... and then round two by libertarians.
@danmaftei7633
@danmaftei7633 5 жыл бұрын
They found some impressive extras for these roles, they deliver their lines so perfectly.
@blacksun1239
@blacksun1239 6 жыл бұрын
“ I don’t know.. I’m just scared.” The mood for 2018
@DEthe5150
@DEthe5150 3 жыл бұрын
Make that 2020
@radrom9617
@radrom9617 10 жыл бұрын
"what am i suppose to do with my kids, keep them at my house" WTF
@bruiserbrony771
@bruiserbrony771 9 жыл бұрын
Where she lives?!
@bennolaaa
@bennolaaa 7 жыл бұрын
THERE'S NO TIME. HE CAN FLY!
@sexhaie
@sexhaie 6 жыл бұрын
ben mcguire "we should tax all things bad! Like racism... And women's vaginas!'
@floydhebert3684
@floydhebert3684 3 жыл бұрын
3:45 The prophet nobody listened to
@alejandrobonofiglio1097
@alejandrobonofiglio1097 2 жыл бұрын
"WHO SUCK! WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!?" the best hahaha cracks me up each time. He has a point
@thelmagomez7755
@thelmagomez7755 9 жыл бұрын
this whole video is basically what it's like to work in retail
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