Zayanz Exactly!

"You should avoid repeating mistakes others have made in the past" He has just finished fixing a mistake already.

When you declare war on him he should turn and point at the burning city and say: didn’t you see this?

I didnt really like how they put that burning city in the back, why not just do it to Genghis Khan too?

Is that a famous palace or something that the songhai are known for burning down?? Or it’s just a random building that makes him look badass

Glass Wall He sounds bored, but then he rule Rome so...

but when he "guarded" he get worried so much

*should have.

**should've lol

I also like how Darius is so self glorifying but genuinely seems like he's not even trying to be. He feels like he's just being nice.

SHAKA.... OOHHH OHHHH... SHAKA

Civilizations come and go, but human stupidity persists

​@@ducis3446 probably because Polish is Slavic language, not Romanic

That's pretty stupid

They’re not the “romantic” languages. They’re called the “ROMANCE” languages, because they came from the language of ROME.

​@@Stoireliusshut up nerd

Can't Gandhi nuked 'em.

This was the first time I played Civ.. I didn't know....

***** I then played as Gandhi and tried to go peaceful, but I ended up nuking and conquering Polynesia, Attila, Songhai, Rome, incapacitating Korea, and let Germany live, while I won a science victory. One does not simply, play their first game of civ, where Gandhi does not nuke and conquer.

Send gospel

just bcs majority is muslim doesnt mean it cant have a cross in flag

HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING FIRE OF LEARNING!

@@shadysam7161 here’s the comment from 4 weeks ago on a 7 year old video. Welcome Stranger!

@@shadysam7161 This is quite an old comment lol hello everyone

*HE REPLIED*

Te saluto, Augustus sum imperator et pontifex maximus Roma, si tu es Romae amicus, es gratus (the grammar is a bit off lol)

Actually that voice is better than who did the voice acting for Isabel, trust me i´m spanish myself

Yes she sounds like Siri

Her Spanish sounds terrible, do the other languages in this game sound that bad?

@@nataliakniazevaperez8211 yeah, the netherlands one also sounds weird.

@@nataliakniazevaperez8211 russian sounds pretty good

Welcome to KZfaq.

Welcome to quarantine

I don’t even have civ 5

@@necromancedkoatle2727 but You know... You can (relatively easy) fix that.

Sloth from The Goonies I love how he just seems vaguely bored all the time

He's drunk and solemn from all the goblets of wine.

basically "hey bro, I'm out of cash and the troops are hungry. I'mma declare war on you, OK? cool"

I like how Augustus barly even looks at you. Shows his prestige, and his Romanum Superior Complex.

MarvinT Could also be a remark on how he pays the soldiers salary so he will take it fron you

Hugo Eder Cortés Rivera I love how there's even an achievement for it.

Andrius Bandzinas It's just called "Poland can into space", which is a running gag from the webcomic "Polandball".

+Hugo Eder Cortés Rivera when or where gag about "Poland cant into space' started? any link?

I don't know, sorry. Check polandball ;)

Take it easy dude it is just an internet joke, even my boyfriend (who happens to be Polish) finds all of this hilarious. Although Poland has no space program there have been poles in space, I know, I'm an educated man. FYI the word "blasphemy" doesn't fit quite well in your statement.

Shapir!

S H A P I R

Crush: okay i will go out with you you: S H A P I R

Anytime that happens and your'e like "wow idiot actually did ti!"

Yes indeed. He sacked Constantinople!

jhutchyboy1 Such doge much meme

I like the theory that this is after the "Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions!" incident.

Ricarius ex Solvada Maybe to not create rivalries between Americans and Russians? I think

Both of the leaders are actually aggressive in-game even if not anyhow provoked. So their 'love for peace' is a fake.

Catherine seems more offended than chocked

I also realized that they both were born and died at the same 3 year time span

@Чичо Радко чел, если не разбираешься, лучше не говори вообще. Если бы титул царя был равен императорскому, Пётр не стал бы ничего менять. Царство от империи отличается очень многим.

@Чичо Радко welp mostly because Empire CAN include multiple Kingdoms in itself, like the Russian Empire had Georgia and Poland as Kingdoms. Whereas kingdom consists only of itself, for example, the United Kingdom of GB means only the British Isles, while the British Empire was much bigger.

а ещё потому что титул императора гораздо престижнее царского, так как ведёт своё начало с Римской империи - прародительницы западной цивилизации. Чтобы называться императором, нужно заслужить международное и народное признание - этот титул просто так не даётся, тогда как царями себя объявляли почти все правители сколь-нибудь крупных независимых государств.

Евгений Огнёв Вы немного ошибаетесь. Русское "Царь" происходит от слова "Цезарь". Так же как например немецкое "Кайзер". Цезарями именовали всех римских императоров. Царями же впервые стали именовать русских правителей после окончательного объединения большинства русских земель под властью одного суверенного монарха (а не многих князей) - Ивана Грозного. Москва позиционировала себя как наследницу Византийской империи, а русским императором стал Царь - то есть правитель многих земель. Хотя после Петра Великого этот титул несколько утратил свое значение. И дело тут совсем не в престиже, например японского микадо тоже именовали императором, хотя эта страна не имела влияния в мире. Просто при Петре 1 началась массовая вестернизация страны, когда повсеместно внедрялись европейские порядки, одежда, научные и военные термины, и прочее. Вот и титул монарха был изменен на европейский манер, Петр считал что тогда западная аристократия примет его за своего. Также постепенно было отменено дворянское звание "боярин" и внедрялись европейские титулы - бароны, графы. И под влиянием понаехавших немецких ученых титул Царя в отечественной историографии стал считаться чем то архаичным, им стали именовать правителей в Древней Греции, Риме дореспубликанского периода, библейских правителей и прочих. Хотя в реальности это были никакие не цари, а скорее вожди.

И по идее говорить она должна по-немецки

As I also know English, I can get just a little of the germanic words

Enrico Dandolo was actually speaking Venetian lmao (a softer version tho, much more similar to Italian)

Im brazilian and I understand it very well too :) (though I need to pay a little attention to european portuguese lmao)

@@sdoaiza Deve ser um pouco confuso visto que vós não usais a conjugação usada no vídeo.

The European Big Three: The Germanic languages, the Romance languages, and the Slavic languages. Then you got little brothers Celtic, Turkic, Hellenic, and old granny Finno-Ugric.

Yeap

laugh so hard af

Ultimate Dis

the fact that these "insults" are still being used 💀💀💀

kaaaaameeeeehaaammeeeeeehaaaaaaa!

Kroposman 230 The reason for Goku’s super move being named after a Hawaiian king was due to his wife suggesting it after Toriyama visited Hawaii.

and because Roshi's title is Kame senin

@@RodrigoMera both is fine both is good

I came.

She knows her prey and how easy it is to control men who think with their dicks... never underestimate a woman who knows her stuff and isn't afraid to exploit those weaknesses!

LOL I don't know, she sounds pretty cute for us non-spanish speaker. But we all agree that the voice actor is too young

Yeah, that is it. Too young voice. I mean, when she was alive, she had quite a strong personality (think of her as some kind of crushader female), so actually a more mature voice suits her better. She may have a cute voice now, but that's not very accurate for the woman who created let's see... the Inquisition for example. She also did good things (a lot to be more exact), but her dark side is almost evident (religious fanatism). So not very immersive voice choice in her case...

***** Tienes toda la razón, pareciera que estuviera leyendo literalmente del libreto

to be fair, while it seems evil to us, to her she was doing the right thing and not at all wrong, but following the will of God so I doubt she would come across as a warmonger or someone who thought they where doing something immoral or violent in her head, she was just doing her job, and the people that died was their fate, and ordering their deaths was her fate

Johnnythewizard The Mage i have a Catholic upbringing and i can say that was not propaganda

SHAPIR

I too, love Ben Shapiro.

Maikon Rodrigues You mean the court right? Cause in my books the people staid and fought against French Napoleonic troops.

The court escaped to Brazil, while the people did indeed stay and fight against the french troops.

Cuz hes stupid *RICH*

Fullmetal Jedi LOL dude not bad, even though is quite useless these days since Latin is a dead language, unless you want to become pope

@@idontlikerome2744 but sounds badass

@@idontlikerome2744 Having a grasp at latin allows you to learn other romance languages much easier.

: you will regret this

No that would be Stalin. His line would probably be: "BLYAT! You dare to take my vault of vodka at Moscow? Ha! Go do it, you'll die trying."

Oh. BTW. The Doge is such wow much nice :D

Which is funny because Doge Enrico Dandolo IRL hijacked a crusade and used it to attack Christian cities (including Constantinople) for his own personal benefit.

JurzGarz Now thats more wow :D

0:41 Burdaki mimiklere bayıldım.Müziğe hayran kalıyorum tabii :)

JurzGarz You organized crusades. For your own benefits. Suleiman did the same

LostIceCream imagine getting voice actor for hitler

@@dominic4981 There are lots of movies about Hitler, so it's probably not a problem.

@@dominic4981 Dont think he would be what one can be called " A great leader" so not likely to be in Civ 5

Froggy Wizard No ante Dios.

¿Estáis loco?

It sucks esp. if you know spanish

Suena un poco raro, pero es aceptable

Mediocre, pudo ser mejor

Red rum SHAPIR

Because he is stupid RRRRIIIIIICCCHHH

Language*

Pretty much. *Do I have to give all of my stuff to you, Catherine, for a night with you?* Seriously though, she's looking good. Quite good.

Nickolay Semenov One more motive to take Russia XD

She had many lovers in real life.

no ghandi invaded them with a magic wand.

Rangercraft and held them ransom with nukes

sarcasm perhaps

The problem is that it's fairly difficult to translate. The Shoshone refer to themselves as Newe, which means People. You can hear him utter that word, and now the problem is, how would you translate it? "People" doesn't make sense. "Native American" seems even less like something an Indian leader would refer to his people. Indian makes the most sense here.

@@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username I disagreed years ago but now I see what you mean. This game is so old yet so good lol

+Kyte Mode Being ruler of most of the known world gets boring.

It's why Alexander basically killed himself. He drunk himself into a stupor, got malaria, and died.

@8:48 "Therefore you have to die" . . . [subtle eyebrow raise] *I'm serious bro"

He doesn't even look at you when talking, that classic roman superiority complex

The game has many cadavers and falsifying history We know that America is dominated by Masonic lobbies To a pointless degree The kingdoms of Morocco and North Africa have been declared empires for blacks. We know that North Africa has Amazigh and Arabs, all white, not black.

@@mzikt8802 Ok Boomer.

And the fact that he says "sakallim and biyigim icin" > for the sake of my beard and belly" makes it so unprofessional. weird.

@@monkeyaxe3351 belly means göbek not bıyık and also it sounds like what an elder Ottoman would swear on. But, I agree the fact, his voice doesn't really match with him.

Mauvelynx he says “sakallim and gobegim” which means for the sake og my beard and belly. It just doesnt Sound any serious at all, and especially having such a huge person in sight saying that is not acceptable.

Harlowe Iasingston What is Kamehameha’s power level

It's probably a slight jab at the promiscuous nature that surrounded her throughout her rule of Russia.

***** Wut. The Russians were not happy under her rule. In fact, there never was a real happy time for Russian people.

+DraculaCronqvist Russians never were as happy as today. It's because they started regaining their real tsarist national identity after year 2000.

What? It's not true. Even during reign of her grandson, people were remembering her times as golden age. It was time of opportunities, many talented people were raised by her protection.

​@@DraculaCronqvist well, first of all, happiness is the personal thing. Nowadays the country, where people most often call themselves happy is India. But but your statement reflects that you are totally under the influence of the western propaganda :))

thanks! i will fix that

+pedro barbosa Eu ouvi "Pouco conheço..."

It didn't sound like a question tho

I noticed that the r's are pronounced like in Spain or Northern Portugal not Lisbon dialect.

spiritfired Somebody wants to be the players Queen lol.

Even if player plays as a woman.

Into space

So Poland can into space!

Polandball

Omg polandball

+ooo 52 lmao you fucking savage

I'd prefer Menachem Begin, Levi Eshkol, or Moshe Dayan.

or Stalin. I know there is Russia in game, but Russia =/= Soviet Republic.

or Tamerlane *joke about Bayezid I*

Or Stalin

Trollus Maximus SHAPIR

HE IS RICH

what language is it that is spoken by Darius in thia game? it doesnt sound like Persian. Is it an older version of Persian?

Aramaic, the official language of the Persian Empire under Darius.

TheGojoseon Persians didn't speak that language though?

They did back then. Many ancient world nations did. Jesus did also.

Persians did speak that language - it became the national and administrative language since the Persians borrowed a lot of their culture from ancient Semitic civilizations like the Akkadians, Assyrians and Babylonians. And under the Arabs, for a few hundred years, Persians spoke Arabic. The "Persian language" survived in many rural areas and would intermittently emerge until it finally became the mandatory official language in the Safavid Empire - and both Aramaic and Arabic were banned.

She was mentally insane sooo

It's funny to me the second time I encountered her in a round of civ v. The first time I nuked her.

Mr K she was insane tho, she sometimes screamed nonstop while in Brazil according to Wiki...

How did I not notice that before....

ah, just some glitch on my editing software

Oh, I see. Sorry for calling you out like that, then.

lol why apologize? i see no offense at all

Foreshadowing?

Tbh, I am not sure if Maria was a good choice for Portugal instead of Afonso I or Joao V. She isn't bad but Afonso and Joao were legendary.

PREPARE FOR IMPI SPAM!

PREPARE FOR RESTART

20:32 I FEEL FINEE

@@solidurr Lmao

​@solidurr 😂

Yea

Darius: I am the greatest leader in world history! Having him say that in this game is ballzy. That's why he's my favorite.

Darius doesn't

@Thatdolphinsfan Darius isn't speaking in old Persian, he's speaking in Aramaic, he was a native Persian speaker

@Thatdolphinsfan I've heard of that before but I'm not sure how accurate it is, I think this was only in Achaemenid Empire, also it was only used as a political language something like English these days (kinda) it wasn't their mother's tongue

boyboysamy KA ME HA ME HAAAAAA

Because lots of people actually go to schools in their countries?

boyboysamy So?

Because literally nobody cares

Nice number of likes

Well the whole model for Gustav is wrong. It's incorrectly based off Erik XIV whose painting is in the back than Gustav, the painting showed before his appearance.

I have no fucking idea it just sounds complete stupid, most swedish people doesn't even talk that clean.

@@98Dreadboy Well hes supposed to talk clean, hes a king from the 1600s.-.

@@pontan8084 But he speaks clean modern Swedish that Stockholmers use in the 21st century when he is supposed to be from the 1600's. Swedish sounded way different 400 years ago, and they also had differnet grammar and letters.

"Ask Hitler" I fucking cracked up and died.

It's actually a religious song. Poland was always pretty crazy about christianity, since it enforced it in Xth century. And almost all polish religious songs are sad, slow or tragic.

our neighbors tried to destroy my country and culture for over a millenium and they didn't succeed. as a Polish person I can say that last words of Casimir makes great sense that even defeated, poles would come together and rebuild Poland no matter how many sacrifices it may take

Oh well, polish culture is anoyingly dominated by all those horrible events from the history. From childhood we hear stories about wars, crimes, genocides, times of occupetion, etc. It makes our culture as dark as our history was. Sadly..

Explains Witcher quite a bit.

Jonathan Dahlberg He is cold xd (its a joke)

Ty miałeś dynamit a kompy już husarię? Na boskim poziomie graliście czy co, że kompy tak mało do tyłu były? :D

Why?

Actually I think it’s because Europe never like Ottomans and the weird thing is that they always make the Ottoman Sultans fat and thick. In real they probably were very small humans or neither too small or too fat. In old Ottoman times there wasn’t even directly food or vegetables. They usually ate seafood and sea animals.

@@user-ql9xf4zg6q that was a tradition, if somebody was to come the sultan's presence, they either had to kneel down or lower their head

ottoman sultan was the single most powerful man in the existence during Suleiman's reign. multiple empires allied with each other had a hard time facing the ottomans together. and even the holy roman emperor, who was as powerful as the grand vizier himself was second to the sultan. so ofcourse about everyone living were His subject. thats how powerful the Ottomans were.

Poland Strong

*Nazis*

@@razor8704 your mother is nazi